Poxy "Hello?" *Max sees that the phone is in fact, not in his hands, confused, Sam finds a note where the phone was placed* "Leave swiss cheese by the rat hole, or you'll never see your precious phone alive again".
It was a slow day at the office, the kind of day where even staking out Jimmy Two-Teeth at his abode in the wall didn't seem a worthy pursuit. Nothing was on TV, thanks to the need of our antenna on our last adventure, and even outside seemed too lackluster to bother looking out. As I sat back in my desk, watching Max doodle on himself with crayons, I couldn't help but think about the future. The future... Yeah, we'd changed history plenty of times, but would we really end up that way? Max was himself, for the most part, but I was... I was... Hmmm... Wait a minute... "Heh... Heh heh heh heh... Oh, of course!" Max glared up at me, looking like an animated Jackson Polluck. "What is it, Sam? Have you finally lost the will to live?" "No, nothing like that. I was just thinking about us and all that time travel business. You remember how we ended up, in the future? Me as a senile old bloodhound, and you addicted to virtual immersion games?" "Yeah, we were a pretty sad act. I almost wanted to shoot us, right then and there." Hold on... "Which pair?" "Dealer's choice?" I laughed. He cracks me up. "But seriously, remember how we also made us re-live that entire year-and-a-half again?" "Yeah! Those jerks! Wait... *I'm* one of those jerks, remember?" "I know, but that's okay, because I know you'll help me get even with us in the future." "Great idea! ...how's that again?" "We're not gonna go soft and senile. We're gonna make it *look like* we've lost it, and laugh it up while they go back to the present, all confused and disoriented." "Hey, I'm in. When do we start?" "No time like the present, oddly enough. I'm bored, anyway." "Then, let's get going! And may our credit limit never cease, and our bags never burst! For, we are on a mission to mess with ourselves across time and space!" We got moving. At last, something to break up the day! Of course, we'd actually be getting even with the wrong pair, but what the hey! We need to get out of the office, anyway.
+Pezbi It's never going to happen since the narrative games are too profitable. >inb4 Telltale will never make another Sam & Max and Poker Night in favor of Season 2 of Minecraft Story Mode.
@@RF-Ataraxia we had more chance to have one if telltale never came back because other companies could have bought the license and do something with not like telltale who stop a fucking decade ago
I just recently started watching the cartoon and playing the first season of the telltale resmasters now in december, and I am super happy I'm not too late to the party, I think. Sam and Max are the best, and the music in every single piece of media is awesome
I just finished Season Two on Wii not long ago. I was lukewarm on Season One but Season Two was genuinely funny and had much more variety. The jokes and the music was really good!
@@kellymountain maybe because he only bad a Wii, he thought it was cheapest on Wii, or wanted an authentic experience without going out on his way to get a PC copy
You kill me, little buddy. "Only if we're taken alive, Sam."
Poor Leonard must've grown to loathe this song.
I accidentally fell asleep at my desk and this was playing while I was sleeping. I'm still not sick of it
why would he hate it?
'Did you forget to feed Leonard today?'
"Mmmmf!"
Max’s desk being a little elementary school one is just perfect lol
There it is, Jesse James' actual hand
No remember the carbon dater said-
JESSE JAMES' ACTUAL HAND, AMAZING
"Patience is a sharp razor to swallow, little buddy."
"Ok, now try not to scream this time *aims gun*"
+Uncommon Sense *phone rings* "I got it!"
Poxy "Hello?" *Max sees that the phone is in fact, not in his hands, confused, Sam finds a note where the phone was placed*
"Leave swiss cheese by the rat hole, or you'll never see your precious phone alive again".
Uncommon Sense "Holy jumping mother o' God in a side-car with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib! The rat took our phone!"
Poxy "Eerie, I just went cheese shopping, how did they know?!"
Quite possible the smoothest jazz ever.
It was a slow day at the office, the kind of day where even staking out Jimmy Two-Teeth at his abode in the wall didn't seem a worthy pursuit. Nothing was on TV, thanks to the need of our antenna on our last adventure, and even outside seemed too lackluster to bother looking out.
As I sat back in my desk, watching Max doodle on himself with crayons, I couldn't help but think about the future. The future... Yeah, we'd changed history plenty of times, but would we really end up that way? Max was himself, for the most part, but I was... I was... Hmmm... Wait a minute...
"Heh... Heh heh heh heh... Oh, of course!"
Max glared up at me, looking like an animated Jackson Polluck.
"What is it, Sam? Have you finally lost the will to live?"
"No, nothing like that. I was just thinking about us and all that time travel business. You remember how we ended up, in the future? Me as a senile old bloodhound, and you addicted to virtual immersion games?"
"Yeah, we were a pretty sad act. I almost wanted to shoot us, right then and there."
Hold on...
"Which pair?"
"Dealer's choice?"
I laughed. He cracks me up.
"But seriously, remember how we also made us re-live that entire year-and-a-half again?"
"Yeah! Those jerks! Wait... *I'm* one of those jerks, remember?"
"I know, but that's okay, because I know you'll help me get even with us in the future."
"Great idea! ...how's that again?"
"We're not gonna go soft and senile. We're gonna make it *look like* we've lost it, and laugh it up while they go back to the present, all confused and disoriented."
"Hey, I'm in. When do we start?"
"No time like the present, oddly enough. I'm bored, anyway."
"Then, let's get going! And may our credit limit never cease, and our bags never burst! For, we are on a mission to mess with ourselves across time and space!"
We got moving. At last, something to break up the day! Of course, we'd actually be getting even with the wrong pair, but what the hey! We need to get out of the office, anyway.
Nice small fan fic, a great tribute to the Freelance Police!
I want to read more of this
… Oh, I can already see where this is going. XD
Someone make this canon. *NOW*
You crack me up, Little Buddy.
This is so nostalgic for some reason. God, I love Sam & Max. I want Season 4 already! :(
+Pezbi It's never going to happen since the narrative games are too profitable.
>inb4 Telltale will never make another Sam & Max and Poker Night in favor of Season 2 of Minecraft Story Mode.
***** No. Sam & Max are better as puzzle point & clicks.
It's never coming out now!
@@OdaSwifteye Telltale came back, but yeah, we're never getting more Sam & Max :'D
@@RF-Ataraxia we had more chance to have one if telltale never came back because other companies could have bought the license and do something with not like telltale who stop a fucking decade ago
"This might come in HANDY, heh heh."
Don't do that again...
xD
I just recently started watching the cartoon and playing the first season of the telltale resmasters now in december, and I am super happy I'm not too late to the party, I think. Sam and Max are the best, and the music in every single piece of media is awesome
*Puts a corn dog on Max’s desk.*
Max: Is this some kind of joke?
Erm... Make sure you didn't bite it, or else the Freelance Police may be "disbanded"
Honestly, this soundtrack works phenomenally. I was listening to it while drawing. It is literally the best background music ever. Bravo.
How can anyone in their right mind turn tired of such a piece like this?
Many a witty dialogue were had to this piece, wouldn't you agree Max? "I liked the part with the hostages and terror plot!" That didn't happen Max...
I've known about these games for a while but haven't played them until two years ago, yet this and Bosco's Inconvenience is nostalgic for me.
I just finished Season Two on Wii not long ago. I was lukewarm on Season One but Season Two was genuinely funny and had much more variety. The jokes and the music was really good!
why did you play it on wii
@@kellymountain maybe because he only bad a Wii, he thought it was cheapest on Wii, or wanted an authentic experience without going out on his way to get a PC copy
Good ol' Lou...
+Tawk Sick (X-Man132) Who's Lou again?
The Bowling Ball of course
"It's the commissioner!"
1:35 ooh
Best
Piece
Of Jazz
EVER
This is the perfect music for walking down the city.
Last upload: 9 years ago
I love listening to this while I get ready for my shift :)
I love this theme
You crack me up,little buddy.
This music make me smile haaaaaaaaaaa ❤
BANAAANG!
"You crack me up little buddy."
Best videogame music ever.
Smooth as fuck
Really good theme. It reminds me of Wallace & Gromit.
News flash: Telltale Games have made Wallace and Gromit into an episodic video game like Sam and Max, except there are only 4 episodes
***** The Great Adventures of Wallace & Gromit. Played it, finished it, enjoyed it.
Didn't they take it off the steam market or something?
JRock Man I’m still trying to find it people are said to still have old steam gifts of the game in their inventory
@@rektified4508 I'm not sure if you knew, but it's sold on steam again! store.steampowered.com/app/31100/Wallace__Gromits_Grand_Adventures/
Best jazz eva
You have earned a subscriber :R
"Oh goodie! Now I can use this as a convenient front to make a fortune by selling weapons of suspect origin and bulk to third world countries!" - Max
No Comment.
Smooth.
Speed : 1.25 = Awesome
no
Stream Of Consciousness yes
@@rektified4508 no
Mine too.
The Saboteur music sounds a bit like this :)
Lawyers I vote for Lawyers.
This music make me smile haaaaaaaaaaa ❤