@@pearsareawful9006 From what I’ve gleaned from the series, the Commissioner might just be as much of a whack job as the Freelance Police themselves, but presumably better at masking it.
@@noahhamilton5974 *Hunter:* "... And THAT was when I jumped off the roof of the apartment block, landed on the poor schmuck hard enough to bust five of his ribs, clawed my way into his chest cavity and ripped out his still-beating heart!" *Tank:* "You crack me up, little buddy."
Max: "I have to point out, Sam, that we could've avoided this gruesome accident if you'd just let me drive" Sam: "and I have to point out that we could've avoided this gruesome accident if you hadn't jumped on my head shouting "jersey devil! Jersey devil!" And firing your gun out the window." Max: "I swear that woman was a dead ringer for him"
I know Im randomly asking but does anyone know a way to get back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid forgot my login password. I appreciate any tips you can give me.
It's funny how they always make a "This guy's been playing GTA!" joke in movies when someone drives very dangerously. But they should refference these two guys instead.
"How about this?" *Max pulls out a tape* "Music to drive Recklessly by" "Well as long as they've gone to all this trouble" -Sam Sam and Max season 1 episode 15 the Glazed McGuffin affair
*Sam:* "Well, little buddy, from what I've seen when we're out on the road, our car now possesses an endless hunger for reckless speeding, bloody carnage and massive property damage." *Max:* "Sooo . . . ?" *Sam:* "So we're giving it what it wants, just like we always have. I wouldn't worry about it too much, chum. Well, not unless you step on the brake pedal, but given that we usually park by violently crashing into parking meters, other motorists or handy walls, I still think we're pretty much okay."
@@glass7923 Imagine replaying to a 6-years-old comment and this is the first and only thing you say to it. You don't crack me up, little buddy. (But yeah, it's "would have" but who cares, dude)
Nothing beats the nostalgia of popping this bad boy out of its plastic case and slapping it into the CD ROM reader of your old ass family computer and hearing it whirr to life Miss those days
Sam: "Hey Max, remember our old car?"
Max: "I said I was sorry!"
They're horrible cops.
Which is what makes them completely awesome.
they are called freelance police, after all. being self-employed cops can't mean anything good
@@veethevee And yet somehow they have a direct link to, presumably, the commissioner of the New York Police Force
atleast they stopped crime...I guess
@@pearsareawful9006
From what I’ve gleaned from the series, the Commissioner might just be as much of a whack job as the Freelance Police themselves, but presumably better at masking it.
Considering they nearly always solve problems through non-lethal force, they put some cops to shame
* casually destroying every kind of table and trashcan *
As well as every Safety cone, parking register, and twisted and/or demonically possessed toy.
And elmo, depending on which season you're playing
@@noahhamilton5974 the EVIL rats too
I modded left 4 dead 2 and now everytime the hunter appears it just blasts this song at max volume, never regret it
And I also got a sam and max mod so it also fits
❗you have alerted the freelance police!❗
@@noahhamilton5974 *Hunter:* "... And THAT was when I jumped off the roof of the apartment block, landed on the poor schmuck hard enough to bust five of his ribs, clawed my way into his chest cavity and ripped out his still-beating heart!"
*Tank:* "You crack me up, little buddy."
@@rando5638 this is fucking amazing
@Rando Whitaker: "i hope no one was on that bus..."
Sam and Max are these two braincells that give me the will to live.
yep
Max: "I have to point out, Sam, that we could've avoided this gruesome accident if you'd just let me drive"
Sam: "and I have to point out that we could've avoided this gruesome accident if you hadn't jumped on my head shouting "jersey devil! Jersey devil!" And firing your gun out the window."
Max: "I swear that woman was a dead ringer for him"
My condolences to the loved ones of the White House's strictly ornamental non-opening mailbox.
A dead ringer. The *Dead Ringer*
I know Im randomly asking but does anyone know a way to get back into an Instagram account..?
I was stupid forgot my login password. I appreciate any tips you can give me.
@@giovannipaul2481 L
@@giovannipaul2481Ask for a reset password, you dumb old bot.
*JERKS*
“You made me mess up.”
“I can see you.”
“Time our for number one.”
MOOOOOOOOOOORE, MORE THAN JERKS!
*epic beatbox*
@@youraverageyoutuber5907 LITTLE PEEPERS, SPECS AND WIZZER, TOILING AT THE SODA WORKS
The fact that the Soda Popper's theme and this song shares the same beat is proof that God does not exist
PULL OVER...oh wait i forgot we are the ones being chased. NEVER MIND!
You're dead.
"Pull over, or we will be forced to destroy the vehicle and it's occupants. If any."
It's funny how they always make a "This guy's been playing GTA!" joke in movies when someone drives very dangerously.
But they should refference these two guys instead.
Just look at them in the thumbnail XD
"Jesus! Who the hell do they think they are, Sam & Max!?"
Like that?
Y'know what, everything is so poorly written nowadays that I wouldn't even bother if it was used like that.
@@wendigovanderblitz4823
Won't bother?
I lost sensitivity.
"How about this?" *Max pulls out a tape* "Music to drive Recklessly by"
"Well as long as they've gone to all this trouble" -Sam
Sam and Max season 1 episode 15 the Glazed McGuffin affair
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Love that episode! XD
Classic, I'm glad you referenced it :)
@@CodesTheOtaku I love that episode, was also my first episode ive seen
@@CodesTheOtaku I've never been to Oova Gamea
That sax drop at 0:51 gives me life.
Best part
BRO SAME
*M:* Since you're crazy, can I drive? ♡
*S:* Jumping vehicular homicide, no!
Oh jeez. Finally I don't have to hear about the "soda jerks" anymore! Hurrah for instrumental versions!
DemonPikachu You mean the version with the *censored* Popers, right?
this is the song that plays when you drive the Desoto...
@@keybladegames_real the soda poppers theme is this with vocals
I think this is actually a cover seeing how some parts sound different
I'd love to hear the Sam and Max soundtrack played in person by a street band
The art looks so badass, I just want it to be hung up in an art museum.
“Hey Sam isn’t our car possessed?”
"It isn't so bad if you don't turn on the air conditioner"
"I think it barked at me "
*Sam:* "Well, little buddy, from what I've seen when we're out on the road, our car now possesses an endless hunger for reckless speeding, bloody carnage and massive property damage."
*Max:* "Sooo . . . ?"
*Sam:* "So we're giving it what it wants, just like we always have. I wouldn't worry about it too much, chum. Well, not unless you step on the brake pedal, but given that we usually park by violently crashing into parking meters, other motorists or handy walls, I still think we're pretty much okay."
Take the Wheel, Max!
I thought you would never ask!
*CRACK!*
Max: Here you go! (Literally gives Sam the wheel.)
I’m honestly surprised the car doesn’t immediately crash from Max’s reckless driving.
He is not just driving the car, he is holding it straight for Sam to shoot his gun accurately.
I miss these 2
Me too...
Looks like the freelance police are back in business.
Really?
@@damnedlegionaire Yep, look up happy giant, they're making a new title.
@@ThatManiacbucket YAAAAY!
“Music to drive recklessly to”
I think that the title "Music to Drive Recklessly By" would of been better...
learn to spell
@@glass7923 it doesn't seem like anything was spelled wrong though
@@glass7923 learn to correct people correctly.
@@glass7923 Imagine replaying to a 6-years-old comment and this is the first and only thing you say to it.
You don't crack me up, little buddy.
(But yeah, it's "would have" but who cares, dude)
Glass the phrase is “learn to grammar”
Nothing beats the nostalgia of popping this bad boy out of its plastic case and slapping it into the CD ROM reader of your old ass family computer and hearing it whirr to life
Miss those days
putting a truck game demo disc in the dvd drive of a windows xp computer might beat that
Who's playing Sam and Max Save the World on a working fossil?
Take the wheel little buddy!
With pleasure
God what an absolute banger
Well, as long as they've gone to all this trouble.
MOOORE MORE THAN JERKS!
MOOORE MORE THAN JERKS!
*Enter sam and max quote here*
"You crack me up,Little buddy."
pull over! Oh wait, forgot we were the ones being chased. Nevermind!
"wheat bread is not an effective coagulant"
Wanna play cards?
*random quote that hints at mental instability*
the beginning sounded like something that would be on the showwww i love it.
Time out for number one!
8BIT Scorpion You made me mess up!
Caffeine Rush!!
Would you like to keep trying for more decals?
A mix of Disney's Bonkers, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, T. U. F. F. Puppy & The Caper Town Cops
my younger childhood
I Love This Police Chase Music Soooooooooooo Much!!!! :-D
More than jerks
Caffeine Rush!
The classic Cowboy Bebop soundtrack sounds awesome
"Take the wheel, Max!"
Blu demoman & all stars racing 2
Blackeye casino (Sam and max) car/boat
So nostalgic ;-;
Timmy Two Teeth: OHHHHHHHH *censored*
*proceeds to yell every swear in the dictionary *
"Have a shit day!"
Hecc
TellTale[*]
These guys aren't even licensed
A.k.a more then jerks
Me when
love taling angela jogo
fuck tail lights
how DARE you use my pfp without consent. I will see you in court after I stop jamming for 5 hours, luv