A Posing Farce (Extended)
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
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► "Halve Life": • Halve Life
► "Blew Shift": • Blew Shift, Part 1
● Footage from Half-Life: Opposing Force.
● Starfield by REZ: chiptune.com/st...
► "Escape from the Hospital (And T1000)" by Brad Fiedel
► "The Mollusk" by Ween
► "The X-Files Theme" by Mark Snow
► "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre, feat. Snoop Dogg
► "The Gangsta, the Killa and the Dope Dealer" by Westside Connection
● / oxcjae
● / oxcjae
Bonus clip, "Sgt. Bonny": ruclips.net/video/-NAH1Hm4iQM/видео.html
Okay
@@ExtraPrivatable Alright
@@oxcjae Okay
@@loopingmob Alright
@@Corpcake Okay
"When I ask you to jump, you will reply with-"
**has heart attack**
*SIR YES SIR!*
*walks up to check pulse*
ARE YOU TOUCHIN' ME DIRTBAG?!
*EXPLOSION*
@@jonhcena253 *EPIC MUSIC AND RUNING BACKWARDS*
Imagine if he then asked them to jump and they all spontaneously died
*ATTENTION, ALL PERSONNEL, WE BOUT TO GET LIT*
lmao i remember you from g+
🤣🤣🤣🤣
German Turkish Mapper can you imagine what the next stage of mutation looks like?
666
@@scp-682thehardtodestroyrep4
*_K A B O O M_*
*"i-i don't know if we should go any further thi-is doesn't look right"*
It should be To be Continued... (Yes - Roundabout theme plays)
*cue the seinfield intro*
OMG that part killed me.
BARNEY IS GAY
who gets fucked in a lab
0:32 that Terminator II reference is hilarious!
Terminator 2 judgement day
@@scpd7773 Yeah, the infamous Truck Chase scene.
@@usamazahid3882 Actually from the hospital escape.
@@TyrannoWright Close enough. But it's still cool and hilarious though.
I saw the movie and i dont see something similar
WHEN I ASK YOU TO JUMP, YOU WILL REPLY WITH uugghh...
SIR YES SIR!
I WILL SMOKE YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR
I WILL SMOKE YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR
*action music with man running after him*
@Laura Freeland
That's Terminator 2: Judgement Day action music to you Mario * wheeze *
3 4 URGH *DARGH*
1:03 This is honestly such a well done joke.
What does it mean anyway
@@takumifujiwara4532 "Soo my reputation preceeds me"
@@HazerV2 *cool walk and 2 gman*
2:20 Medic doesn't take shit from no one.
BlueShit199 YOU AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AND AGAIN YOU ALWAYS WATCH HALF LIFE 1 AND 2
He is fucking everywhere xDD
Shotgun Grunt He's God.
Jake Yatta No he is the G-Man
i get happy everytime i see you on the comments section, you're a damn legend.
0:19 Sudden heart attack
It was decoy octopus fault
sIr yES siR!
OK
+Merr1ck But doesn't want to be touched by those trying to help, namely, the dirtbags.
You shithead. This is like 5th time I see this shitty comment
2:02 This is Black Mesa!
that should have be someone kicking a bully down the elevator and says "This Is Black Mesa!"
Or "This is HECU!"
Or "This is Opposing Force!"
"Can none of y'all Scientists fuck with none of these Marines. These Grunts we's killas (hahaha)" Black Mesa Connection - The Scientist, The Grunt, and The Xen
soundtrack title?
soundtrack title : Westside Connection - The Gangsta, the Killa and the Dope Dealer
0:33 T-1000 chase from Terminator 2
The A.I was really ahead of its time
Always has been
HLVRAI and nothing more
Yes
Still is
"Ahhhh"
2:40 Adrian Shepard finally receives and understands his order to silence the facility staff.
*Stay on floor*
*Try To Perform CPR*
*-Are You Touching Me Dirtbag??*
"I will smoke you like a Cuban cigar!"
*EXPLODES!!!*
spr?
You mean CPR right?
NOPE SIR NO,WE ARE JUST TOUCHING YOU IF YOU ARE DEAD OR ALIVE
*YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND MAGGOT RIGHT ROUND*
Ah, of course, SPR.
"I will smoke you like a Cuban cigar!"
Blows up
Smoking kills
1:43
A leaked footage of angry admin pauses the whole server time and then trying to kill his nemisis
¡Ptmr! Me hiciste reír. xD You did well.
@@Vandarte_translator hello
ZA WARUDO
@@goon_gang jojo
Gaunter O'Dimm
2:02 Soldier: THIS IS... OPPOSING FORCE!!
more like: THIS IS.... OP-FOR!!!
More like this:THIS IS.... HECU
Lol
Hi Yuri
More like:THIS IS SPARA
1:50 g man in a nutshell
0:58 WWE RAW Tonight Live: Headcrab Zombie vs Scientist.
And the *ZOMBIE SMASH THE SCIENTIST INTO A WINDOW,DO YOU BELIEVING THIS JR!!!!*
@@SCP-gn5mh
JR: So, my reputation precedes to me.
More like 0:58 WWE RAW Tonight Live Headcrab Zambie vs Hazmat Scientist.
Security: What is that doc?
Scientist: I dont know I have never seen it before
L I G T B U L B
Security: Dont worry sir I'll take him
1:25
Headcrab Zombie vs Amogus Scientist
your comedic timing is fuckin perfect. same with the blew shift video
awkookrenewed Wait your telling me these aren't mods?
1:12
Ok, Gman spoke with barney, maybe some explosions, plea-
*Another Gman*
*Mind blown*
BWHAAAA
Solar Flare 2 Gman
He just teleported
Ba dum, Tsss!
He seems infinitely confused
He predicted Gman in HL:Alyx
So.. The Ancient RUclipsr From Early 2010's Returns..From Much Much Better Times..
2006* (1337CaLeB)
oxcjae Oh.. The Leeroy Jenkins,lol internet times.. Hold on a minute brb im gonna cry
AA oda izlemiş
@ napıyon abi buralarda :D
469 likes lmao
2:19 I never knew that Dallas in PAYDAY 2 used to work at Black Mesa.
The RD - Toast Eater *I NEED A MEDIC BAG*
*ARRRRRRRGH!*
*AAAAARGH, I'M DYIIING, SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG*
Next time check your corners!
Yeetus Cleetus WULULULULLULULULLULULU
0:25 dude plays off a heart attack like it's a part of the job
2:02 this made me laugh more than it should of
Yeah lmao. The first time I saw the thumbnail, I thought that was a Marine kicking a scientist in the balls
0:18 I haven't laughed that hard in years.
RISE AND SHINE, LADIES!
MY NAME IS SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR DWIGHT T. BARNES!
YOU WILL NOT SPEAK UNTIL SPOKEN TO!
YOU WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL TOLD TO DO SO!
WHEN I ASK YOU TO JUMP, YOU WILL REPLY WITH-
Eugh! (Dies)
*Silence*
Sir, yes sir!
ARE YOU TOUCHING ME, DIRTBAG?
@@weegeenumberone2 I will smoke you like a cuban cigar! *Boom*
"YOU WILL REPLY WITH *death noise*"
"SIR YES SIR!"
This channel is pure gold
1:04 - And I thought gibbing them with a pipe wrench was ridiculous, now they get gibbed by a slow moving CT scan machine! 8D
" *S O M Y R E P U T A T I O N P R E C E D E S M E* "
@@atrociousbean4096"Shut the f*** up, you stupid fat security guard!" **Shoots Otis the Security Guard with American M16 Rifle**
0:45 i keep coming back because of how well this god damn scene makes me laugh.
Best scenes =
All is best
2:11 I thought you were gonna spawn in drill instructor barnes behind you there
I wanted to use him in several scenes, but the game doesn't allow you to spawn NPCs that aren't on the current map. There wasn't any way around it unless I modified the game itself, unfortunately.
Yeah that really sucks.
I never got to say it but same here. I was expecting it to go
"If only Drill Instructor Barnes could see me now."
*Turn*
"DID I SAY YOU COULD LOOK AT ME DIRT BAG!?"
2:43 to 2:54
soldier : * kills guard *
also soldier : * proceeds that guard was benrey *
Gordon Look It Gman!
0:32 SCP 096 in a nutshell
*litteraly screaming as he runs towards you at full speed*
No scp shit on my half life its referance of terminator 2
Show SCP-106 a picture of SCP-096.
Lmao
0:18 “I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!”
0:30 “Kira Queen, Daisan no Bakudan, BITES ZA DUSTO!”
I like that this one isn't just people exploding. Genuinely funny, good job
My sides have experienced a resonance cascade from watching this.
HELLO FROM 2007))) DUDE
"Can you imagine what the next stage of mutation looks like?"
**BOOM**
2:47
"can i see your passport"
1:42 is that what actually happen if you successfully bring the security guard upstairs?
Probably. I know the HECU Soldiers are programmed to attack the Black Mesa personnel, so I’d assume the reverse of that is true, which is weird because they don’t attack you.
It does happen, did exactly that before xdd laughed my ass for half an hour straight
@@halopro8958 yes but they only work in the maps where this system is activated if you try to spawn them at like crossfire or something you can see they don't attack black mesa personnel other and talk to them as well
i am so glad you were recommended for me.
1:31 Doesnt Look Right At All
0:09 with subtitles
"God inside ladies" 0_0
God is inside all of us and may touch us against our will.
TheMarvel Joe pretty much Greek mythology
@Mister Twister There's better ways to self-promote.
@@TimSlee1 Man, fuck you! The word happens due of failure of subtitles!
1:55 Best Part
0:44 I recognize The Mollusk anywhere
Same
I don't see it.
1:14
GMAN MYSTERY
0:20 Let me laugh Harder than Try Not to laugh challange
Cocaine
*_I W I L L S M O K E Y O U L I K E A C U B A N C I G A R_*
_Proceeds to explode_
THIS IS!!! HALF-LIFE! MOTHER**** 2:03
2:02
0:40 nice ween reference
This is incredible, fantastic work!
I must know how this was done!
All in-game manipulations! Check out my guide here: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1172439308
oxcjae Oh, this will be fun to do!
Ooh, I must learn how to do that!
Attention, all class D personnel, we ‘bout to get whipped
E G G
Apologies if the video looks dark. This is a problem on RUclips's end, since it looked completely normal on the day that I uploaded it.
Can you do H A L F - L I F E 1 Blue Shit?
ruclips.net/video/EiPaWqI02Yk/видео.html
oxcjae
0:40
Perfectly WASTED opportunity for a Shooting Stars meme!
oxcjae
This is too damn funny dude. You should do this with all the games you like. It would give you something to stave off the "where's my Unknown Moments 6?" crowd at the least.
Produced that segment before the meme existed. I don't like catering to memes, anyway.
Me during sleep paralysis:
2:38
these videos always cheer me up when im feeling down. Really, thank you for making them.
my girlfriend didnt like these and thats one reason i broke up with her
rumors has it that the scientist is still flying somewhere
"So, my reputation preceeds me!" LOL, genius.
"I WILL SMOKE YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR-"
**proceeds to self destruct**
0:41 Ween - The mollusk
When your manager has a heart attack but you're to under paid to give a fuck: 0:19
ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL WE HAVE TO GET LIT
"WHEN I ASK YOU TO JUMP, YOU WILL RESPOND WITH -oughhh..."
"SIR YES SIR"
"If only drill instructor Barnes could see me now!"
*Fucking dies*
*Performs CPR*
"ARE YOU TOUCHING ME DIRTBAG?"
2:35 "Suggested DR.Dre ft Snoop Dogg"
Just found your channel, and I'm already in love with your content! Keep up the great work, Freeman!
0:37 I would've expected a freakin' shooting stars meme here.
That scene was in the video's original version, which was produced before the meme came about. I don't like catering to memes, though, since they're so expendable.
No matter how many times I see it 2:11 always gets me XD
0:31 drill Sargent: explodes soldier: continues doing push ups
0:52 the next mutation will be an explosion 😂😂😂
0:32 Nice Terminator 2 reference.
0:24 when you were about to do CPR from mouth to mouth
2:44
BENREY'S RETURN
2:08
*SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME*
1:57 He's think this is black mesa
Recon: pssss im comingg...
Me: oh no *runs away*
0:33
Ha, ha! Gotta like how the drill instructor's voice went from having a rough voice, to having a puny grunt.
" *_WHEN I ASK YOU TO JUMP, YOU WILL_* - geugh!"
Have a heart attack?
2:31 where epic sunglases?
Already used
He has epic glasses.
"I will smoke you like a Cuban cigar!"
**explodes**
Me: *_what do they put in those cigars? Nitroglycerin?_*
IF ONLY DRILL INSTRUCTOR BARNES COULD SEE ME NOW!
*squish*
2:02 This is HECU!!!
2:30 how is he invincible😳
Can't believe five years ago we had the best content.
0:41 Must be shooting stars
nah man its ween
Thank you very much for this video. I'Ve really enjoyed.
0:58
ITS A K.O KNOCK OUT XD!
Prevue: THIS IS SPARTA!
0:32
Leaked Half Life 2: Opposing force chase scene
Are you the legal guardian of John Connor?
@@floridianrailauto9032 That's right officer, what's he's done now?
@@sulejmaniapologist Can I speak with him please?
1:39 Gary the security guard was traumatized after what Otis 789 did to him
a timeless masterpiece
2:02 THIS IS SPARTAN!
2:56 you summon benrey...
1:42 Otis is friends with Mr Adrian! (That is a HECU)
Also Otis: proceeds to kill one of the HECU members in front of Adrian
0:55 that scientist kind of deserved that one.
"I WILL SMOKE YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR!"
*Decides to combust next to the other marine*
2:03 this is sparta
0:36 first time seeing a scientist trying to help someone who is his enemy
YOU WILL NOT SPEAK UNTIL SPOKEN TO
YOU WILL NOT SLEEP UNLESS SLOPEN TO