Beauty YouTubers in 2014 be like:

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2020
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  • @KatBlaque
    @KatBlaque 3 года назад +31032

    The intro music alone made this insanely accurate.

    • @KatBlaque
      @KatBlaque 3 года назад +2194

      You should have started with a long drawn out apology about how you haven't posted in a while.

    • @KatBlaque
      @KatBlaque 3 года назад +1452

      lol. NOT THE CHOCOLATE PALETTE.

    • @KatBlaque
      @KatBlaque 3 года назад +1465

      Not casually mentioning you all expenses paid trip to Dubai in the middle of your apology!! lol

    • @jaimefrenchofficial
      @jaimefrenchofficial  3 года назад +1568

      I love seeing your thoughts escalate 😂😂

    • @SparkleOnWithJoyfulJon
      @SparkleOnWithJoyfulJon 3 года назад +55

      Hi Jeemiii. Sorry...lol

  • @felipedias7857
    @felipedias7857 3 года назад +10155

    You forgot the “I’m sorry for the noise” and we hear nothing

  • @purplelamington279
    @purplelamington279 3 года назад +1970

    Omfg who remembers the 'kAbUkI bRuSh' that every youtuber had 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CeruleanWings
      @CeruleanWings 3 года назад +14

      Omfg 😂😭

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 2 года назад +52

      And how they all just loved to say its name over and over again and in every single video they uploaded.

    • @robynvercetti9476
      @robynvercetti9476 2 года назад +9

      No one uses it anymore right?

    • @mia_cuan_gameplay
      @mia_cuan_gameplay 2 года назад +34

      I still have mine.
      2014 feels like yesterday.

    • @jpd1592
      @jpd1592 2 года назад +4

      Yesss 😂

  • @mahdireza5695
    @mahdireza5695 2 года назад +1313

    Omg you forgot more stuff:
    -telling motorcycles to shut up when we can't hear anything
    -the crusty matte dark purple lips
    -the promotional codes
    -telling unfunny jokes
    -giveaway with 100 steps to enter
    -closeups of the makeup products with the price and shade number
    -telling stories that nobody cares about
    -shoutouts
    -threatening people to subscribe and turn the notification bell on
    ~sponsor

    • @ucjaostrowska2913
      @ucjaostrowska2913 2 года назад +27

      this is so accurate i cant--

    • @outofcuriosity3203
      @outofcuriosity3203 2 года назад +67

      She included the drink though.
      "TEEEEENK YOUUU"

    • @jpd1592
      @jpd1592 2 года назад +10

      @@outofcuriosity3203 I love that part lmao 😂

    • @KikiMeowKitty
      @KikiMeowKitty 2 года назад +26

      “Threatening people to subscribe and turn on the notification bell on” 😂😂

    • @Sol-ow6ds
      @Sol-ow6ds 2 года назад +15

      And lily lashes in Miami

  • @NA-kf7dj
    @NA-kf7dj 3 года назад +4707

    She forgot the "u want your brows to look like sisters not twins"😂😂

    • @maeve4747
      @maeve4747 3 года назад +286

      "mine aren't even cousins hahAHHAHAH"

    • @its_lemon_19
      @its_lemon_19 3 года назад +90

      @@maeve4747 mine aren't even related.

    • @LemonFlavoredRain
      @LemonFlavoredRain 3 года назад +68

      Mine aren’t even the same species.

    • @uhhranz
      @uhhranz 3 года назад +38

      Mine don’t even exist

    • @limnaee1812
      @limnaee1812 3 года назад +3

      Legitttt

  • @JamesWelsh
    @JamesWelsh 3 года назад +14710

    ‘You’re gonna go ahead and go ahead’ 💀😂😭

    • @hahalol5143
      @hahalol5143 3 года назад +162

      James omg one of my fav youtubers watching one of my fav RUclipsrs😍I love it.

    • @jennifermariejoyce
      @jennifermariejoyce 3 года назад +127

      And then go ahead.

    • @jasmincooper7146
      @jasmincooper7146 3 года назад +84

      Or better yet, then I'm gonna go I with..... and in with and in with

    • @bluestarzy1767
      @bluestarzy1767 3 года назад +38

      Lol please please tell your brother about this video 😂😂😂

    • @user-rt8cc3yl7t
      @user-rt8cc3yl7t 3 года назад +4

      Ikr 🤣🤣🤣 and I’m a fan lol

  • @Tediruxevelt
    @Tediruxevelt Год назад +76

    That EOS lip bomb did everything BUT moisturize

  • @talknerdy2me926
    @talknerdy2me926 9 месяцев назад +18

    “Im so sorry for being sorry” that alone killed me lol
    and the soft talking

  • @monis6460
    @monis6460 3 года назад +8441

    You didn’t huff the Chocolate palette and complain about wanting to eat it

  • @straycat3476
    @straycat3476 3 года назад +6041

    Don't forget to act extremely surprised about the highlighter

    • @kjc4779
      @kjc4779 3 года назад +229

      Omg yeah. Whatsup with that?! Its still going on i think

    • @tymiller1633
      @tymiller1633 3 года назад +245

      @@kjc4779 right lol they’re always like 🤯😳

    • @straycat3476
      @straycat3476 3 года назад +214

      @@kjc4779 right? It's so annoying. It's a highlighter. It's supposed to highlight?

    • @Emily-ol2mk
      @Emily-ol2mk 3 года назад +257

      And everything is “so stunning”

    • @ByCatJ
      @ByCatJ 3 года назад +278

      "Omg??? I applied glitter to my face and it's shiny??"

  • @primroseoak44
    @primroseoak44 2 года назад +205

    That EOS lip balm had an absolute chokehold on every single teenage girl

    • @sharroon7574
      @sharroon7574 7 месяцев назад +3

      I thought it was great, but it literally made my lips dry.

    • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato
      @Discombobulated_myopic_potato 7 месяцев назад

      guilty 😂😂

    • @kellidougal7576
      @kellidougal7576 7 месяцев назад

      My mother still buys this for me every Christmas and I don’t have the heart to tell her that it’s the worst 😂

    • @bryna7
      @bryna7 7 месяцев назад

      That's better than the death grip that axe body spray had/has on every teenage boy because they think it'll get them laid.

  • @MyLilNicole
    @MyLilNicole Год назад +44

    You should have added "This is my quick, easy, everyday makeup look and took me only 5 minutes to put on" 😂😂😂

  • @skatingsarah1996
    @skatingsarah1996 3 года назад +9048

    The off screen boyfriend giving her a drink and the “thank you” is the most accurate thing I’ve seen I-

  • @squeezie_b8895
    @squeezie_b8895 3 года назад +9644

    The way we all pretended that eos wasn’t the driest lip balm of all time

    • @Kitty-mb4hy
      @Kitty-mb4hy 3 года назад +163

      I dunno, I just love it...

    • @moonlightdreams911
      @moonlightdreams911 3 года назад +88

      Me to so dry!

    • @tuesday1672
      @tuesday1672 3 года назад +151

      I got some rn and I need to swipe it a ton to get it to actually do anything lmao

    • @mariahgutierrez4481
      @mariahgutierrez4481 3 года назад +221

      I used to eat the lemon flavor

    • @paigeh4231
      @paigeh4231 3 года назад +124

      I never liked those. My mom bought me a pack for Xmas like 4 years ago and I still have that shit somewhere

  • @MrsBrock1258
    @MrsBrock1258 3 года назад +660

    I know this is a parody, but I'm stuck in 2014. I'm all about the brows and the baking and the white under eye lol. Now I know how my mom felt when I told her her techniques were outdated.

    • @anneke06
      @anneke06 2 года назад +46

      I swear baking was more of 2016, maybe that was the year it took off worldwide but it definitely wasn't 2014.

    • @aninfpslyricvideos
      @aninfpslyricvideos 2 года назад +13

      If you have oily skin, baking should be fine!

    • @brizydizi
      @brizydizi 2 года назад +1

      @@aninfpslyricvideos what's baking tho

    • @carmanwillis7537
      @carmanwillis7537 2 года назад +10

      Dude, I swear, she did the brows and I'm just like "That's it! That's the look I want!"

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ Год назад +12

      I'm stuck in 2007, think smokey eye is the coolest thing ever

  • @SunxSurfxSand
    @SunxSurfxSand 3 года назад +363

    We need a 2010 version when makeup skills weren’t as good as 2014. Coastal Scents was all the rage.

    • @marilinavidela7959
      @marilinavidela7959 2 года назад +15

      I don't know if it was 2010 or earlier (maybe 2006) when I saw people with white eyeshadow around their eyes, looked like a flour circle lol

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 2 года назад +15

      Don't forget that HIDEOUS shade of pink lipgloss that looked AWFUL on all skin tones for some reason, and it was never flattering 😭 oh yh and don't forget the panda eyes, no setting or primer, ashy af blue eyeshadow, EXTRA frosty dollar store shimmery eyeshadow, pencil thin eyebrows, patchy bronzer and blush

    • @nerdygrl647
      @nerdygrl647 Год назад +6

      I don't think 2014 is any better or more informed than 2010, it's just a different aesthetic. It's interesting because in the 2010's, makeup companies and influencers started pressuring people into buying more products for their daily routine. They insisted that so many of those products were vital to your makeup routine, and it just so happens you have to shell out even more money to make it possible. The makeup trends of the mid to late 2010's are a bit of a scam. These companies want you buying more and more products so they can rake in the dough. I bought into it for awhile, believing I needed all sorts of skincare, highlighter, huge eyeshadow pallets, etc. I realized how much money I was spending and that most of those products were not that important to my routine. I look so much better now with a more simple look, though I still love my eyeshadow.

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ Год назад +1

      We also need like a 1994 one, we have 1999 but it was definitely different

    • @lisasargent7111
      @lisasargent7111 Год назад

      I still love coastal scents 😭 So bummed they went out of business.

  • @Wee-Snaw
    @Wee-Snaw 3 года назад +3112

    I feel like I didn't hear the word "MATTE" nearly enough as I should have.
    "MATTE contour & highlight"
    "MATTE foundation"
    "MATTE nude lip"

    • @nadianolan2970
      @nadianolan2970 3 года назад +32

      Myth by MAC was also missing... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Orangecataura
      @Orangecataura 3 года назад +34

      MATTE nailpolish
      MATTE concealer
      MATTE eyeshadow
      MATTE powder
      MATTE BMW c30

    • @admantite
      @admantite 3 года назад

      Nice pic and name, I thought I was on another elder scrolls lore video lol

  • @oedipussy
    @oedipussy 3 года назад +5386

    “these are soooooooo pigmented 😍😍😍”
    the shades: ⬜️

    • @Lizarddqueen79
      @Lizarddqueen79 3 года назад +32

      😂😂💀

    • @veganMakeupKAOS
      @veganMakeupKAOS 3 года назад +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @xokatelyn
      @xokatelyn 2 года назад +1

      Nicol Concilio 😂

    • @ClaireMai92
      @ClaireMai92 2 года назад +36

      Also be like “I’m using this pinky, peachy, burgundy, neon turquoise” non sense shade description 💀

    • @mendozarodriguez4195
      @mendozarodriguez4195 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mitzyfitz
    @Mitzyfitz Год назад +68

    I worked at Sephora from 2011 to 2016.
    The words, the terms, the ways we did everything was in this video.. this was so scary accurate omg

  • @MiaGrace2348
    @MiaGrace2348 3 года назад +308

    She literally said “Khunsiller” like Laura Lee does omfg

  • @starfish0607
    @starfish0607 3 года назад +4375

    The only thing missing was the "without further ado let's get into the video" *points*

    • @maja__5047
      @maja__5047 3 года назад +199

      Right after the 6 minute talk

    • @angelaleon4060
      @angelaleon4060 3 года назад +22

      1:01 was kinda the same thing 😂

    • @laurelkennedy3344
      @laurelkennedy3344 3 года назад +41

      Idk I think that was very 2015-16 ish along with the super saturated backdrops and the string lights and stuff

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk 3 года назад +9

      Pronounced adue.

    • @kianamcdonough1147
      @kianamcdonough1147 3 года назад +14

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THOSE CRINGY SAYINGS IN THE INTRO

  • @carolyncz33
    @carolyncz33 3 года назад +4902

    Me not having watched beauty gurus in years: are they not like this anymore???? 🤔

    • @anasalinas24
      @anasalinas24 3 года назад +417

      Same. I don't even know who is relevant or considered a makeup guru now.

    • @denisenova7494
      @denisenova7494 3 года назад +293

      Today they are talking about their surgeries smh

    • @katrina7679
      @katrina7679 3 года назад +99

      Same lol I thought this was still a thing 😂

    • @evasketches
      @evasketches 3 года назад +6

      Like sameeeee

    • @sadehill8241
      @sadehill8241 3 года назад +6

      Sameeeeeee

  • @lunalove9395
    @lunalove9395 2 года назад +41

    the only inaccurate thing was that this was described as a 'glam, made up' look, when they 100% would've described it as a 'natural everyday look' instead

  • @magdawind13
    @magdawind13 2 года назад +194

    I love how ridiculous you looked the whole time and at the end you actually looked great- shows how much makeup we used to cake on and wonder, “Why don’t we look like the gurus on RUclips??”
    Cause it looks good on camera, not in person 😂

    • @carrieg.3587
      @carrieg.3587 Год назад +6

      I thought she looked gorgeous! Ahaha stuck in 2014 i guess

  • @Samantha-hl8lq
    @Samantha-hl8lq 3 года назад +9377

    The good old days when everyone's cheek area looked like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich 😆

    • @DKR08
      @DKR08 3 года назад +23

      😂😂

    • @Ash-vw4yt
      @Ash-vw4yt 3 года назад +262

      you mean just 6 years ago? lol it wasn't that long ago. I still see people who wear their makeup like this too.

    • @Samantha-hl8lq
      @Samantha-hl8lq 3 года назад +221

      @@Ash-vw4yt I feel like I have aged at least 15 years since 2014 😅

    • @Samantha-hl8lq
      @Samantha-hl8lq 3 года назад +5

      @Northeast Reaper Good one 😄

    • @spriggy4382
      @spriggy4382 3 года назад +2

      OMG YES

  • @iwant2haveu
    @iwant2haveu 3 года назад +5913

    You shoulda said “I was in a dark place” in the apology.

  • @kellyconner8066
    @kellyconner8066 3 года назад +120

    “I’m just gonna go ahead and go ahead”
    Dude that is my biggest pet peeve about even current beauty gurus!!!

  • @roy4567
    @roy4567 Год назад +53

    When I was a teenager I'd do this makeup look on my friends and I so we wouldn't get carded when trying to buy alcohol for house parties. It was the easiest way to look 20 years older.

  • @CaseyTheWeirdo583
    @CaseyTheWeirdo583 3 года назад +4867

    Fake, intro wasn’t long or saturated enough and there’s no cat ear headband.

    • @adel4430
      @adel4430 3 года назад +142

      Or flower crown

    • @tabithathewholistic
      @tabithathewholistic 3 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @janell7132
      @janell7132 3 года назад +59

      I feel like the cat ears only came in 2016 tho

    • @ploryz
      @ploryz 3 года назад +6

      @@janell7132 yes

    • @emmabruh
      @emmabruh 3 года назад +22

      That actually was more 2015-16 I feel like

  • @kennuhhhh
    @kennuhhhh 3 года назад +5113

    forgot the “sorry if i sound stuffy guys, i’ve been sooo sick for the past week”

    • @kendrajones9708
      @kendrajones9708 3 года назад +178

      I know right!?!?
      Why were they always sick? Like, do you need to see a doctor? I was always so confused 🤣

    • @angeljones2319
      @angeljones2319 3 года назад +129

      Drugs..... it was drugs

    • @bogwitchbrigade
      @bogwitchbrigade 3 года назад +22

      more like i've been ripping billies for thee past week and now i'm filming a video

    • @VeenaMichelle
      @VeenaMichelle 3 года назад +34

      I noticed that too. Everyone was always sick lol

  • @whenwhatwherehow5678
    @whenwhatwherehow5678 2 года назад +132

    I cringe when influencers use “affordable” to describe every and anything. Their clothes, makeup.. home decor.. AFFORDABLE. Affordable is such a broad word to use. What’s affordable to them isn’t affordable to me. What’s affordable to me isn’t affordable to some others. I honestly think they do this so people can think “wow they must have a lot of money.. their value of the dollar is way different than mine.” Lame.
    Loved the video! Accurate

    • @thegayestgoth
      @thegayestgoth 2 года назад +3

      Fun fact: Paris Hilton did this in the Early 2000’s. “They’re a hundred dollars/everybody can afford these heels.” so it’s nothing new. I remember seeing this on tv in like 2011/2006/2005/2004/.

  • @user-iw3ji9pu7p
    @user-iw3ji9pu7p 3 года назад +189

    Can't believe 2014 was 7 years ago😱

  • @BaracudaFTW
    @BaracudaFTW 3 года назад +4004

    The lack of personality and overall bland persona is what makes this sooo accurate!!! 😭😭😭

    • @OneTwoSbri
      @OneTwoSbri 3 года назад +63

      Well that didn't change in my opinion it just shifted to a different persona 😂

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 3 года назад +8

      Fr 😂 😂

    • @AK-es8zs
      @AK-es8zs 2 года назад +7

      So true !!

    • @idrk3707
      @idrk3707 Год назад +3

      @@OneTwoSbri ok sara

    • @lunajewel5211
      @lunajewel5211 5 месяцев назад

      Blandness of voice... like listening to the Kardashians 🫠

  • @abby-we5tb
    @abby-we5tb 3 года назад +5751

    the concealer triangle to cover up the dark circles none of us had at the age of 12...the good old days.

    • @pinkbunny6272
      @pinkbunny6272 3 года назад +74

      I don't even wear concealer anymore... My makeup is very much 2014 meets vintage style. And let's just say I had my bad makeup days... Now I have my style guaranteed to not look bad.

    • @natalijatheghost
      @natalijatheghost 3 года назад +100

      I had dark circles at 12, but mainly because I had a shitty sleep schedule

    • @elenaornelas4692
      @elenaornelas4692 3 года назад +34

      @@natalijatheghost me too at 11 I use to it was very annoying as I think it now because my mom will pressure me to where makeup like back in her 1970's and still does today im 14 and she did my eyebrows straightdark like some black catepilars and she wants and had force me to wear hella blush powder foundation cocelar 3 times lighter and bad looking eyeliner including lipstick it creeps me out because i look older than my age and there be times where my hair had to be like the title it made me feel very unconfortable because it was against my will and it wasnt who I wanted to be I yet didn't know who is that I wanted to be.

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 3 года назад +12

      12?

    • @os4116
      @os4116 3 года назад +16

      omg yes, 12 year old me used to go out with a full face of makeup, now I don't use concealer at all

  • @kimsteel366
    @kimsteel366 2 года назад +49

    "*Sniveling, snot bubble cry* Look at me! I have a messy bun! I AM NOT OKAY!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @makeupartistrybypriscilla2759
    @makeupartistrybypriscilla2759 3 года назад +122

    The open mouth pout, weird awkward poses and soooooo many dms and sooooo many messages and sooooo many requests made this super accurate 😆😅😄😂

  • @geolex4560
    @geolex4560 3 года назад +5805

    oh god i remember discovering baking as a young and impressionable teenager before i realized i had dry skin. walkin outside literally looking like a sundried leather bag at 16

    • @taylorkristman473
      @taylorkristman473 3 года назад +83

      Lmfao dead

    • @outofsyncaddiction
      @outofsyncaddiction 3 года назад +104

      Bruh that was me except I got into makeup at like 22 😬😂😂 I'm finally figuring it out/getting the hang of it two years later lol

    • @shiprayadav9409
      @shiprayadav9409 3 года назад +26

      @@outofsyncaddiction literally me
      But aren't we supposed to bake? That's all i see on insta

    • @outofsyncaddiction
      @outofsyncaddiction 3 года назад +53

      @@shiprayadav9409 lol I just didn't understand it as a teen so I really looked goofy as a grown adult trying to work it out 😂 but oh well Lolol. what I've learned from watching different makeup channels on RUclips is that baking works for some people, but if you have dry skin, all that powder sucks up the moisture that you do have and leaves you flaky and leathery. If you have dry skin, no need to use powder at all, if you have combo skin, lightly powder those areas rather than baking. Or those are general guidelines that I've heard. Some channels and definitely Instagram make it seem like baking is good for all skin. Also baking looks great on camera for them, but in-person might look bad. So like, the real rule is figure out what looks good on you in person, and what is good for YOUR skin.

    • @outofsyncaddiction
      @outofsyncaddiction 3 года назад +33

      @@shiprayadav9409 four beauty RUclipsrs I really like are Jamie French, Robert Welsh, Raw Beauty Kristi, and Snitchery. They talk about breaking away from techniques that don't work for everyone, especially Robert Welsh and Snitchery. Just don't let Snitchery convince you to shave your eyebrows tails cuz she's about that life 😂😂😂

  • @shade247
    @shade247 3 года назад +1760

    This era of make up was so contradictory. Like...you wanted your face to be super matte and dry, but you still proceeded to use a ton of hilighter in every spot for the shiny look. But we used powder highlight on top of our ALREADY powdered faces. And we got all surprised when it looked chalky. ☠️

    • @nathaliearias3235
      @nathaliearias3235 3 года назад +5

      And how is it correct? I want to know hahaha. I think actually I don't watch new trends hmm

    • @alexisgeiser4387
      @alexisgeiser4387 3 года назад +30

      @@nathaliearias3235 too much powder makes u look like a chalk board. Everyone has a different way of doing it, but I like using a liquid highlight under my concealer/bb cream and it give a natural glow, and even if I powder under my eyes, (usually do to keep my concealer in place) then I don’t look cakey.

    • @potato-whiz
      @potato-whiz 3 года назад +25

      Remember when they tried to covince us highlighting and strobing were two different things?

    • @victoriat7961
      @victoriat7961 3 года назад +2

      ppl still do this tho. you’ll see them baking their entire face w that white powder and then using a shiny highlighter for a “natural glow” like huh

    • @RosaStars921
      @RosaStars921 3 года назад +11

      but then you end up using about $20 of setting spray to get the dewiness back and all of your makeup ends up rubbing off halfway thru the day anyways

  • @morganclaiborne3122
    @morganclaiborne3122 3 года назад +106

    “Now it’s time for me to contour my forehead, or as I call it, a fIVe HEad 😂😂😂”
    - Every. Single. RUclipsr.

  • @clairekeiser2076
    @clairekeiser2076 Год назад +3

    It's always "just gonna go in with" or "just gonna go ahead" 🤣

  • @begum8082
    @begum8082 3 года назад +2601

    ma’am ma’am you forgot to INHALE the too faced palette and say “oMg iT sMeLlS sOo GoOd”

    • @aylienate
      @aylienate 3 года назад +107

      “mAkEs Me WaNt To EaT iT oMG” you’re killing me with this comment.😂

    • @AnnaLivi
      @AnnaLivi 3 года назад +10

      Call me out 😂

    • @tabiBLAKEMORE
      @tabiBLAKEMORE 3 года назад +2

      It hurts because it’s accurate...

    • @notseenontv4819
      @notseenontv4819 3 года назад +1

      BUT IT ACTUALLY REALLY SMELLS GOOD 😭😭😭😭

  • @gremlinwithstickyhands3704
    @gremlinwithstickyhands3704 3 года назад +850

    You forgot the gigantic lashes that cover up literally all the eyeshadow you blended for an hour

  • @jellybean_91
    @jellybean_91 3 года назад +149

    "I'm going to assume you all know how to put on fake lashes and do it off-camera." OMG, you are the best!

  • @Yuukochwan
    @Yuukochwan 2 года назад +22

    I've never once missed a beaty guru's "go ahead" after this video 😭

  • @ericataylor9117
    @ericataylor9117 3 года назад +3733

    where's the "nyx jumbo eye pencil in milk"

  • @Sandra-Renea
    @Sandra-Renea 3 года назад +717

    I’m embarrassed by how many times I tried baking before I accepted that it made me look 95 years old.

    • @MrTexasRedbull
      @MrTexasRedbull 3 года назад +13

      😂😂😂 same

    • @alissam4296
      @alissam4296 3 года назад +33

      Same 🤣🤣🤣 I thought I was doing something wrong

    • @Lanzey
      @Lanzey 3 года назад +18

      Same, unfortunately

    • @jaimefrenchofficial
      @jaimefrenchofficial  3 года назад +60

      Same

    • @morganbaldwinmiller
      @morganbaldwinmiller 3 года назад +68

      lol I feel this. the gurus made me feel something was wrong with my technique and then I Realized™ that shit isn't for everyone or really for real life

  • @qwitchyy
    @qwitchyy 2 года назад +29

    “Kat von D is just so like…”
    ✨ uNpRoBlEmAtIc ✨
    I died.

  • @nicolebrown1927
    @nicolebrown1927 Год назад +36

    Jaime's being silly but her comedic skills do not hide her natural beauty. In fact , it makes her even more beautiful. 🤗

  • @Robynzmuzik2012
    @Robynzmuzik2012 3 года назад +3010

    You forgot the dog/ cat “accidentally”wandering into the shot

  • @chichilouise117
    @chichilouise117 3 года назад +2777

    The “we’re gonna go ahead” is just like today’s “I’m gonna go in with” 😅

  • @lastilnovista
    @lastilnovista Год назад +7

    the way this is a throwback of a throwback yet feels so incredibly timely and relevant today . . .

  • @7r0s3s
    @7r0s3s 2 года назад +261

    "Because if you have blonde hair, you want gray eyebrows"
    "This was only 60$" I died
    The apology video at the end was the best 👌❤🙌

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ Год назад +4

      After the Twitter feud 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AH-jw5zq
    @AH-jw5zq 3 года назад +520

    I’m not naked you guysss I’m just wearing a strapless top

  • @Amazatastic
    @Amazatastic 3 года назад +2387

    not to drag the historical accuracy but wasn't everyone into matte lipstick in 2014? Having dry lips?

    • @nancyc3143
      @nancyc3143 3 года назад +518

      absolutely obsessed with the use of "historically accurate" here

    • @winterd0tter
      @winterd0tter 3 года назад +139

      historical accuracy MY GOD 😭

    • @babychloe22
      @babychloe22 3 года назад +174

      i feel like matte lipstick is like quintessential 2016 makeup

    • @mikrokosmos9290
      @mikrokosmos9290 3 года назад +25

      @Glockiana 17 _velvety lips_

    • @Lovelyclarii
      @Lovelyclarii 3 года назад +19

      I thought it was more 2015 but yeah

  • @GiornoIsYourDaddy
    @GiornoIsYourDaddy 3 года назад +26

    The way she says “concealer”, quite literally sums up every 2010’s Beauty RUclipsr

  • @staciemichael9895
    @staciemichael9895 3 года назад +25

    “And then you’re gonna spooly the front for just like…7 minutes” 😂😂 so ridiculous

  • @Heauxmie
    @Heauxmie 3 года назад +1563

    It included an apology I cannot 💀

  • @0Yazz
    @0Yazz 3 года назад +1409

    "WE'RE JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO-"

  • @salponce3368
    @salponce3368 3 года назад +38

    Awww...this reminds me of my “make-up” phase when I had ALL the palettes, matte lipsticks, highlighters, etc. Now I rock a bare face with sunscreen 😎. My lip product of choice went from $30 lipstick to Vaseline...

  • @xxromanovaxx6682
    @xxromanovaxx6682 3 года назад +51

    Apology video: hoodie ✅ glasses ✅ no makeup ✅ messy bun ✅ tears ✅
    Perfect

  • @Morganne
    @Morganne 3 года назад +10987

    In other words, *jaclyn hill*

    • @MsMisfits
      @MsMisfits 3 года назад +578

      And that one chick that says Conciller😂

    • @lexbarron8745
      @lexbarron8745 3 года назад +416

      @@MsMisfits OMG LAURA LEE 😂😂😂

    • @mplefty515
      @mplefty515 3 года назад +16

      @@MsMisfits 🤣

    • @Eevanova
      @Eevanova 3 года назад +48

      @6dazey9 it was Armani foundation, beaty blender, EOS etc.

    • @nickywal
      @nickywal 3 года назад +29

      Nah not enough pretending to fight whoever the PR team said to this week

  • @LolaCRui04
    @LolaCRui04 3 года назад +1783

    I lost everything when she said "Kat von D. is so unproblematic."

  • @oMaddieMassacreo
    @oMaddieMassacreo 3 года назад +12

    The dead stare as she applies everything really sells it for me 😂

  • @ABluePhoenix
    @ABluePhoenix Год назад +2

    The fact that this is one of my comfort videos-

  • @bibliophilecb
    @bibliophilecb 3 года назад +2744

    Didn’t say “pigmented” enough, but otherwise 10/10

    • @megeles
      @megeles 3 года назад +35

      I use the word pigmented to compliment anything I like. My butt looks great in these jeans, they're sooo pigmented

    • @cristinaiswatching
      @cristinaiswatching 3 года назад +5

      @@megeles i need that in my vocabulary lol

    • @MsMisfits
      @MsMisfits 3 года назад +18

      So BUTTERY 🧇 and PIGMENTED 🎨

    • @illmindofanaivegirl
      @illmindofanaivegirl 3 года назад +1

      And good brusher always feel 🌠soft🌠

  • @ohhitsjano
    @ohhitsjano 3 года назад +725

    forgot the 5000 sprays of the urban decay setting spray

  • @judyemmstoyradio3064
    @judyemmstoyradio3064 Год назад +5

    I wasn’t wearing makeup in 2014 but I had lip balms and gloss and would put it on as a form of stimming. I had a cherry scented eos that I used until it was flattened to the point I couldn’t use it anymore and in retrospect I wonder if the reason I used it so much was because it sucked and I needed to keep putting more on

  • @y.0q25
    @y.0q25 2 года назад +9

    The poses, the music, the green screen ITS ALL SO PERFECT THIS IS HILLARIOUS

  • @laurynh.603
    @laurynh.603 3 года назад +613

    this was strangely comforting, like visiting an old friend who used to lowkey bully me but we still have an odd, loving relationship

  • @valbecerra9744
    @valbecerra9744 3 года назад +5878

    lipgloss wasn’t a thing bruh, that crusty matte liquid lip was THE thing
    EDIT: lol the amount of likes on this comment is WILD

    • @serenity3756
      @serenity3756 3 года назад +185

      YESSS EVERYBODY WANTED MATTE

    • @laylaveil
      @laylaveil 3 года назад +183

      FOR REAL. Why everyone wanted that dry and creasy skin and that crusty matte lips :((

    • @seasonalien125
      @seasonalien125 3 года назад +337

      and everyone was hating on lipgloss like it was objectively an ugly style choice and childlike or something, and look at how the tables have turned now. smh. I hate trends lmao

    • @evieshadoff6147
      @evieshadoff6147 3 года назад +4

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @evieshadoff6147
      @evieshadoff6147 3 года назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • @kyradavis9344
    @kyradavis9344 3 года назад +17

    The crying while sitting on the floor near the couch, not on the couch, is waaaaaay too accurate

  • @SunriseTango
    @SunriseTango 11 месяцев назад +3

    "you're just going to go ahead and go ahead" 😂😂😂 I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @BrittaneyElise
    @BrittaneyElise 3 года назад +1307

    THE APOLOGY SITTING ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE SOFA "look at me, i have MESSY BUN"

  • @Morganne
    @Morganne 3 года назад +4177

    Not the *”HIT PAN”*

    • @LadyJaggerX3
      @LadyJaggerX3 3 года назад +29

      Why was I just thinking about how no one says that anymore? Lol

    • @lilmissmonsterrr
      @lilmissmonsterrr 3 года назад +26

      Beauty gurus were hitting the pan before tik tok-ers were hitting the woah.

    • @thecarnivorouskat
      @thecarnivorouskat 3 года назад +3

      She emphasized that one 😂

    • @jjsegal1915
      @jjsegal1915 3 года назад +20

      @@LadyJaggerX3 My guess is beauty RUclips now is less focused on tutorials and more about trying new products/doing sponsored content, so 2020 influencers own much more product than they used to. So they don't use things up like they used to a few years ago

  • @morgantaylor517
    @morgantaylor517 5 месяцев назад +1

    The consiller brush is utilized so well by Gemie. Love how she shows all the products to the camera. Thinks so much Gemie, i just love blurry shots of mascara wands and eyeshidow pallettes.

  • @jamieg3132
    @jamieg3132 3 года назад +16

    "It's your fault actually" - I died! lol

  • @UnleashTheFuckinBats
    @UnleashTheFuckinBats 3 года назад +1592

    We don't talk about this era enough, gurus were extra fake but we were so innocent👼

    • @lifehelpexpress9504
      @lifehelpexpress9504 3 года назад +26

      It was so recent..that's why.

    • @kjc4779
      @kjc4779 3 года назад +36

      Im sure in just a few years we will have one of these "in the year 2020" type video

    • @yanet_052
      @yanet_052 3 года назад +55

      @@lifehelpexpress9504 I mean it feels recent but 2014 was almost 7 years ago 😳

    • @bostonemily617
      @bostonemily617 3 года назад +2

      love the pic and your name

    • @honeyyybeee569
      @honeyyybeee569 3 года назад +1

      @@bostonemily617 my last name is Boston 😁

  • @BunniBeshara
    @BunniBeshara 3 года назад +564

    “With this $20 piece of foam..” FOR REAL. I refuse. 😂

    • @alyssatorres5897
      @alyssatorres5897 3 года назад +4

      I hate to admit it but when they came out with the sapphire blue beauty blender.......I got it 😓 The worst part is I DONT EVEN USE IT! Lmao 😂 I’m a sucker! But literally the only expensive makeup tool and anything makeup I have lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 3 года назад +8

      Especially when the pink blender from Shopmissa that’s $1.55 is all kinds of better.

    • @Moon.Saiiren
      @Moon.Saiiren 3 года назад +4

      LOL I can honestly say I’m such a sucker for the “special” versions of the BB. I always want them but I never get them unless I actually need a new sponge 😂

    • @lillianrs5832
      @lillianrs5832 3 года назад +2

      I felt that, too. 😂😂😂

    • @brehannahhh4026
      @brehannahhh4026 3 года назад +3

      I remember buying it back in 2015 cause I thought it would make my makeup look like theirs... along with the MAC setting spray 🙈 never again! 🤣

  • @magicmarcy3785
    @magicmarcy3785 11 месяцев назад +3

    Oh myyy this was like my early 20s around the time I REALLY got into make up after not really wearing anything more than mascara, and I remember watching videos just like this, and how everyone was obsessed with the exact same products, super expensive products, and I have ADHD so I just like, hyper fixated on make up for about 6 months and ended up with sooo much make up. I remember browsing MUA on Reddit like it was the holy grail of make up information. This really brings back memories hahaha. I don't wear much anymore though, I live in the desert and sweat uncontrollably, so it's all kind of too much of a hassle. I can't imagine what it must have been like to get that all off your face.

  • @asmrblizzz
    @asmrblizzz Год назад +5

    Omg i was a beauty blogger here on YT back in 2010. And that’s basically almost all the products we used! Except your forgot MAC Satin Taupe eyeshadow 😊

  • @TurboChevelle
    @TurboChevelle 3 года назад +901

    This needs to be reserved for historical archives cause it's accurate af.

  • @lizzfrmhon
    @lizzfrmhon 3 года назад +2070

    God I just hated the phrases “go ahead and...” and also “you’re gonna wanna...” 😡

    • @asmrmayth
      @asmrmayth 3 года назад +66

      YOU'RE GONNA WANNA I CAN'T

    • @elinebuis5751
      @elinebuis5751 3 года назад +62

      'we're just gonna go in with'

    • @avachappell2561
      @avachappell2561 3 года назад +23

      Or when they mess it up “ur wanna gonna” 😭

    • @Puglover130
      @Puglover130 3 года назад +8

      I also get peeved with “go ahead and...” as well as the intro where they’re like “if you want to see (insert title) then just keep watchingggggg!
      Awkward jump cut & 2sec pause.
      I never got those awkward forced intros

    • @briannabombshell1921
      @briannabombshell1921 3 года назад

      People still say that

  • @ehthecuteone
    @ehthecuteone Год назад +2

    Oh my GOSH, the apology video 😂😂 I died laughing

  • @furlycee
    @furlycee Год назад +1

    Ok but the ending look is fire though your makeup skills are another level 🔥🔥🔥

  • @zebrasinigloos8245
    @zebrasinigloos8245 3 года назад +318

    “Kat Von D is so unproblematic” I DIED 😂😂

  • @shhhquietplease6264
    @shhhquietplease6264 3 года назад +1368

    i choked at the intro music! every. single. "guru". had. this. over. their. ridiculous. posing.

    • @kuddlecat
      @kuddlecat 3 года назад +5

      That song didn't even come out in 2014 tho...

    • @shhhquietplease6264
      @shhhquietplease6264 3 года назад +28

      @@kuddlecat im not talking about the exact year. just the overall era of beautube at the time (2013-2018)

    • @gravyall0va
      @gravyall0va 3 года назад +9

      I remember at that time I didn’t like RUclips because of this. I would always wonder to myself, “don’t they know they look soooo cringe and stupid” and I would never go on RUclips lol

  • @stephanierichardson5623
    @stephanierichardson5623 2 года назад +11

    You're my favorite person on RUclips. Everything you do is great. I'm old and don't always understand what's going on and you are still hilarious. Thanks for giving me a lighthearted and wholesome alternative to my usual murder-y entertainment.

  • @lauren3835
    @lauren3835 2 месяца назад +1

    "We're just gonna go ahead" Were definitely the most overly repeated words on EVERY beauty video😂😂

  • @michellevieiracordeiro
    @michellevieiracordeiro 3 года назад +1757

    My favorite lines:
    "This foundation only cost 60 dollars"
    "I love Kat Von d she's so unproblematic"

  • @lisasolier504
    @lisasolier504 3 года назад +405

    She forgot to say “I’m in a really dark place” during the apology. But I guess that’s more 2019/2020 😂

  • @imagaybanana2004
    @imagaybanana2004 Год назад +2

    3:53 I don’t even know why, but the cut off wheeze just absolutely ended me- 🤣😭💀

  • @SweetJeopardy
    @SweetJeopardy 3 года назад +25

    Ok, but is it wrong that I low-key *love* how this looks on you? It's a LOT but it slaps 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @Margles349
    @Margles349 3 года назад +1545

    Sometimes I don’t realize how much time has passed, but oooof this is giving me flashbacks

    • @Ackerman_77
      @Ackerman_77 3 года назад +1

      Same 🤓

    • @laurendaniellegonzalez
      @laurendaniellegonzalez 3 года назад +9

      Sameeee I was like 6 years agooooo

    • @mindyb3197
      @mindyb3197 3 года назад +1

      same😂

    • @lindsaybayless1861
      @lindsaybayless1861 3 года назад +9

      Seems to me like not very long ago because that’s when I graduated and learned how to do makeup but this year I kind of realized I guess it wasn’t just yesterday lol

    • @Margles349
      @Margles349 3 года назад +7

      @@lindsaybayless1861 Same here! I remember being 21, sitting on the bed in my parent's guest room, ordering make up because a beauty guru recommended it. I didn't know much about make up in college, so even if the looks didn't always turn out great, I was glad to have teachers online

  • @blancol4104
    @blancol4104 3 года назад +431

    This apology was more convincing than all of the apologies I've ever seen

    • @jaimefrenchofficial
      @jaimefrenchofficial  3 года назад +28

      😂😂😂

    • @alaynimarie2921
      @alaynimarie2921 3 года назад +10

      Right?! Lol like JHill who!?

    • @akbflo
      @akbflo 3 года назад +4

      Truth.

    • @TiffanyG8675309
      @TiffanyG8675309 3 года назад +11

      If she didn't say that she was sorry for being sorry, I was totally going to unsubscribe.
      😂😂😂😂

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 3 года назад +2

      Big facts

  • @natalie.A123
    @natalie.A123 Год назад +1

    I can't with how accurate this video is 🤣

  • @tinabeall22
    @tinabeall22 9 месяцев назад +1

    1:49 "We're gonna go ahead and go ahead" still sends me to space 😭

  • @jackimoon8284
    @jackimoon8284 3 года назад +477

    You forgot to call each of these products
    your 💀HOLY GRAIL💀

  • @ggaona11
    @ggaona11 3 года назад +560

    Before we knew how much money beauty gurus were pocketing behind the scenes lying to us about their “holy grail, can’t survive without it” product

  • @lilbfly02
    @lilbfly02 2 года назад +8

    This is to die for. I’m absolutely dying laughing! Sooo accurate!