The worst flight attendant ever - Steve Hofstetter

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  3 года назад +23

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    • @finnley5590
      @finnley5590 3 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @davidkyle8019
      @davidkyle8019 3 года назад +1

      Happy to see you alive and well, years from when I became a fan :)

    • @rjdverbeek
      @rjdverbeek 6 месяцев назад

      Sorry, but in this situation the flight attendant was doing the right thing.
      Analysis of these emergency situations (real and simulated) have shown that these little things can make a large difference when 300 people must exit a plane within 2 minutes.
      Flight attendants first priority is your safety and the safety of all other passengers onboard. They are not trained to give the right answers to a comedian that is heckling them. They are trained to get you out safely in an emergency. And to give you a band aid in case you have a paper cut from an inflight magazine.

  • @Hammerite
    @Hammerite 6 лет назад +1298

    "there's no arguing with unearned authority"
    So very true.

    • @apologistmetonym676
      @apologistmetonym676 5 лет назад +3

      @Agent J I'd say the problem within the first statement is actually _how_ opinions are argued.

    • @VyvienneEaux
      @VyvienneEaux 5 лет назад +9

      exclaimed the man with an air of authority that he did not earn.

    • @VyvienneEaux
      @VyvienneEaux 5 лет назад +11

      @Agent J An interesting point! I actually haven't hired any whores, myself, so you'd be the expert on this. But I suspect whores have much more depth than you give them credit for.

    • @_hexes_
      @_hexes_ 5 лет назад

      LMAO I thought he said “unarmed” 😂😂😂
      Both make sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @lilac.ribbons9917
      @lilac.ribbons9917 5 лет назад

      to my math teacher

  • @OneWingedHoneybee
    @OneWingedHoneybee 6 лет назад +733

    "It's their time."

  • @k1llerbunny330
    @k1llerbunny330 6 лет назад +612

    "Turn back, it's a pillow!"
    That still has me rolling.

    • @kitsune8857
      @kitsune8857 6 лет назад +3

      Apparently the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and pillows are equally deadly...

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 5 лет назад

      Same here

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 года назад

      @@kitsune8857 Imagine how that flight attendant would react to Pillsbury Doughboy. lol

  • @AmaranthOriginal
    @AmaranthOriginal 6 лет назад +1517

    What if your glasses cause a reflection that distracts a passing commercial airliner, leading the pilot to veer into your flight path?

    • @wizzykms
      @wizzykms 6 лет назад +1

      True

    • @FoodNerds
      @FoodNerds 5 лет назад +4

      Excellent point!

    • @FoodNerds
      @FoodNerds 5 лет назад +2

      @joshtube9 LOL

    • @macdaddy5796
      @macdaddy5796 5 лет назад +3

      If you wear glasses you can not be a pilot. Something happens and they fall you can’t see to control the plane.

    • @jackzter04
      @jackzter04 5 лет назад

      Then fly around them

  • @sukrozh
    @sukrozh 6 лет назад +705

    She seemed really hellbent on the fact that the plane was gonna crash...

    • @Meekerextreme
      @Meekerextreme 5 лет назад +10

      He should setup a GoPro on an external batter to records during the flight...catch all this crazy

    • @crickittorres8077
      @crickittorres8077 5 лет назад +5

      This had me burst out in roaring laughter I haven't laughed the song in this hard and with tears rolling down my eyes for a long time she seemed really hell-bent on the plane was going to crash through my God I never grab that concept but she was just on that like a dog on a steak wasn't she so funny funnier than the comedian no just kidding

    • @thegardenofeatin5965
      @thegardenofeatin5965 5 лет назад +3

      She might have met the mechanics.

    • @rickyelich3908
      @rickyelich3908 4 года назад +5

      Andrew Thomsen
      She saw that the pilots were hammered when they got on , and she got a little nervous!

    • @Resters52_official
      @Resters52_official 4 года назад +2

      @@crickittorres8077 Can I introduce you to punctuation? It's a really neat concept.

  • @JoesWebPresence
    @JoesWebPresence 5 лет назад +807

    "Anything that slows you down could kill you."
    That's why I always fly naked, covered in baby lotion and hopped up on speed!

    • @Zom13y
      @Zom13y 5 лет назад +35

      When you're always ready, you never need to get prepared.

    • @adamdavenport8009
      @adamdavenport8009 5 лет назад +13

      I wanna fly with you. 😆

    • @lukebell9945
      @lukebell9945 5 лет назад +11

      I just spat my water on my phone

    • @sanctusignis9746
      @sanctusignis9746 5 лет назад +3

      Oh my🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LuckyOwI777
      @LuckyOwI777 5 лет назад +12

      I was at the library at my school, dead silent. And you just had to make me laugh out loud, lol

  • @BryannaLB7
    @BryannaLB7 6 лет назад +885

    She was definitely on a power trip. Planes usually encourage passengers to sleep as it relaxes them. Also, why does she not have any confidence in the pilots?

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 6 лет назад +77

      JejuneFox or pillows

    • @RacinZilla003
      @RacinZilla003 6 лет назад +22

      Or Paper

    • @brennanmiklos4746
      @brennanmiklos4746 6 лет назад +1

      $

    • @gthom5750
      @gthom5750 6 лет назад +8

      She was dating the mechanic.

    • @Meekerextreme
      @Meekerextreme 5 лет назад +22

      Plus, sleeping passengers don't NEED anything so the stewards don't need to attend to them as much. So are headphones or ear plugs going to slow you down...lol Most likely if you are crash landing you are going to die and as he said if you are about to crash you will be up from the screaming and your seat neighbor probably shitting themselves.

  • @oodoodoopoopoo
    @oodoodoopoopoo 6 лет назад +639

    I think that was the most rapid fire bit I've heard from you. I was non stop laughing.
    It's also the second bit you've ended with a 'United' jab. Keep it up, they deserve it.

    • @joevenuti1201
      @joevenuti1201 5 лет назад +7

      Came here to say that... United is a total shitshow, thank you SO MUCH for taking this shot at them!

    • @olstar18
      @olstar18 5 лет назад +5

      @@joevenuti1201 Do you remember the time when air travel was this big luxurious form of transportation with 5 star meals and the like. Pepperidge farm remembers.

    • @Jejking
      @Jejking Год назад +2

      Absolutely true, and I loved it. Was Steve perhaps covered in baby oil and hopped up on speed that day?

  • @chrismeyers7487
    @chrismeyers7487 6 лет назад +437

    "Hey I like peanut butter do you swim?"

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 5 лет назад +3

      Chris Meyers that’s a serious case of ADD right there

    • @smartaclesllama8677
      @smartaclesllama8677 5 лет назад +4

      No but purple is hungry

    • @ultracurious
      @ultracurious 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂I haven't laughed like that since, "Albuquerque. Snorkel. I can do this all day".

    • @GummyBearRacing
      @GummyBearRacing 5 лет назад

      Actually yes..... yes I do.

    • @sandrales1351
      @sandrales1351 4 года назад

      That one made snot fly outta my nose.

  • @timpayne7676
    @timpayne7676 5 лет назад +43

    “You can’t argue with unearned Authority” what a line.

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 6 лет назад +227

    Pillows are as dangerous as paper? I don’t recall anyone getting a pillow-cut...

    • @emperorpicard7222
      @emperorpicard7222 5 лет назад +8

      Pillows are lethal, man. I've seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest.

    • @otaku-bd4zs
      @otaku-bd4zs 5 лет назад +6

      They've never lived to tell about it

    • @forgottenshadows7548
      @forgottenshadows7548 5 лет назад +4

      It's not the pillow itself. There's a ton of paper up there and paper causes pillows to mega evolve if you fall asleep with your sleep mask

    • @mentallydisabledtoaster6198
      @mentallydisabledtoaster6198 5 лет назад

      I am Lion Man I was killed by a pillow that I slept on last night

    • @rickyelich3908
      @rickyelich3908 4 года назад

      I am Lion Man
      My pillow is made from zero pieces of paper !

  • @chrisarias4055
    @chrisarias4055 6 лет назад +200

    Lol I like how if you sit in the exit row you’re supposed to assist but you’re like “I’m the first one out” classic

    • @markdoldon8852
      @markdoldon8852 6 лет назад +17

      Chris Arias you open the door them get the hell OUT. Assist people on the ground, not by blocking the exit.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 6 лет назад +21

      No, as the person in the emergency exit row, your ONLY job is to blow open those doors when they ask you to. Blow the doors, activate the raft slide and jump the fuck out!

    • @DissectingThoughts
      @DissectingThoughts 6 лет назад +23

      As a man afflicted with being tall I've sat in quite a few exit seats and have read the safety instructions extensively due to flight attendants forcing me to turn off my book (Kindle) and I can confirm you're definitely not supposed to stay behind and "assist." You open the door and get out.

    • @jonasschafer6794
      @jonasschafer6794 5 лет назад +2

      @@DissectingThoughts Can relate, can confirm.

    • @DissectingThoughts
      @DissectingThoughts 4 года назад

      @neal thailand hah! We're exactly the same height.

  • @g1sunstreaker584
    @g1sunstreaker584 6 лет назад +321

    A pillow and a second plane 😂

  • @seahorsepelican
    @seahorsepelican 6 лет назад +90

    I love watching you take down hecklers, but it's also really great to experience your comedy uninterrupted. You're my new favorite comedian!

  • @brittanys1203
    @brittanys1203 6 лет назад +134

    Worst flight attendant vs best comedian... I'd pay to see that lol 😂

  • @psychochicken9535
    @psychochicken9535 6 лет назад +98

    "If that's true, you'd take all paper off this flight. But you didn't. So I get to keep my pillow. Because paper is obviously more dangerous by your own admission."

  • @terminaes1556
    @terminaes1556 6 лет назад +18

    “Your safety instructions are written on a piece a paper!!!” Best line ever lol

  • @victorianee8510
    @victorianee8510 5 лет назад +31

    “And then she shook me, which is assault.” 😂😂😭😭😂😂😂

  • @jzburda
    @jzburda 6 лет назад +135

    My favorite part: 'What kind of narcoleptic family did you have? That you think I can sleep through a plane crash? Everyone's around me on fire screaming and I'm like "Five more minutes mommy"'

  • @MightyLittle1
    @MightyLittle1 5 лет назад +18

    Best line: "The crazy-train had a second stop to make!"
    Brilliant!!!

  • @090doug
    @090doug 5 лет назад +74

    If anyone gets decapitated in a plane crash by a piece of paper it would be Dwayne Johnson. Paper beats Rock, EVERYTIME!

  • @queenblue5025
    @queenblue5025 4 года назад +21

    As a flight attendant, I am so confused by this lady, since when is a pillow and a mask an issue?

  • @TheOnceAndFutureDoug
    @TheOnceAndFutureDoug 6 лет назад +169

    "A paper cut could decapitate someone in a plane crash."
    ...Not according to, you know, Physics...

    • @jamescarter3196
      @jamescarter3196 4 года назад +7

      God, a paper-cut decapitation sounds really horrible, if it could be accomplished.

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 4 года назад

      @@jamescarter3196 maybe, but it would be very slow and not with any paper also. And there's bone that I still not sure about

    • @bunnyznh
      @bunnyznh 4 года назад

      Hwot?

    • @queend9604
      @queend9604 4 года назад +3

      A paper cut could decapitate someone is like saying A stab wound could cut off an arm.

    • @RoninXDarknight
      @RoninXDarknight 4 года назад

      @@queend9604 Glad someone else noticed this lol.

  • @alecfleming373
    @alecfleming373 6 лет назад +76

    Eraahhhhhhh. I died. So gold. Pillows being funny? You sir are good at what you do!

  • @RollingThunderDJs
    @RollingThunderDJs 6 лет назад +106

    This is by far the best clip I have ever seen from your channel. If pillows are so bad, than why do they allow you to bring it on the plane? On for that matter, why do some airlines supply the pillow? Too damn funny!!

  • @andnor
    @andnor 4 года назад +7

    "THE PLANE CRASHED IN THE OCEAN AND WE ARE SINKIN... ooh a pillow! time for a quick nap!"

  • @TheVideoMedia1
    @TheVideoMedia1 6 лет назад +99

    That pillow sound effect killed me

  • @Wesley-Insley-Comedy
    @Wesley-Insley-Comedy 6 лет назад +40

    "They're just gonna die tomorrow in some final destination shit"
    Haaaahaaaahahaa holy shit man. Great stuff

  • @arunvenuav
    @arunvenuav 6 лет назад +152

    No Hecklers this time?? darn it. Also, I think all people who disliked this video are related to the flight attendant.

    • @TrainWreck69696
      @TrainWreck69696 6 лет назад +2

      Because people have learned!!

    • @jeremiahtablet
      @jeremiahtablet 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah because that idiot was definitely smart enough to survive long enough to view this video along with the 54 other people in her family. Oh wait, they wouldn't get onto a computer in the first place for fear it has ELECTRICITY. ELECTRICITY could drown someone!

    • @GamingWolfGod
      @GamingWolfGod 6 лет назад +6

      How can you heckle when you're still trying to figure out how a piece of paper can decapitate someone?!

    • @wizzykms
      @wizzykms 6 лет назад

      All 91 nutjobs

    • @creeperminer125
      @creeperminer125 5 лет назад

      ​@@wizzykms Make that 260

  • @TheNameOfJesus
    @TheNameOfJesus 4 года назад +2

    By far the funniest moment was at 2:55 when the camera shows a member of the audience and she's busy texting her boyfriend instead of listening to the comedy. I really gotta thank that video editor for making my day there. The second funniest moment was at 6:43 when he said "which is assault" which is technically not accurate because it's battery. Assault is a threat of violence; battery is the act of violence.

  • @griffinhopkins8431
    @griffinhopkins8431 5 лет назад +32

    They litterly give out pillows and sleeping masks on international flights for God sakes

  • @coryshook7648
    @coryshook7648 5 лет назад +14

    That flight attendant sounds exactly like my boss. What if? But what if? His imagination randomly creates life altering problems that seemingly have no solution. He thinks he’s brilliant.

  • @calvine295
    @calvine295 3 года назад +4

    "PTSD which is very serious: Paper Traumatic Stress Disorder" had me dying.

  • @Snoopy44291
    @Snoopy44291 4 года назад +1

    This is your first non-heckler video I watch. It was pretty fun, and a welcome change of pace!

  • @DungeonStudio
    @DungeonStudio 6 лет назад +208

    So wait a minute, you're allowed to bring a pillow and sleep mask on board, but can't use them? So even if they were in the overhead storage, and the plane suddenly went down violently, and everyone's shit is suddenly flying around the cabin, a pillow may smother someone prematurely, and a sleep mask may render someone sightless? Quit riding The Short Planes Steve. LOL

    • @DissectingThoughts
      @DissectingThoughts 6 лет назад +7

      I've been asked to store a hoodie in the overhead. You're allowed to wear the hoodie, but apparently if you take it off while still sitting on it, it might kill someone.

    • @Slimmeyy
      @Slimmeyy 5 лет назад +1

      @@DissectingThoughts While everything was fine when I took off my jacket and used it as a pillow of some kind xD

    • @timothyschriefer2822
      @timothyschriefer2822 5 лет назад +1

      You can't have stuff in an exit row. Just like you don't put stuff under the seats in exit rows.

    • @forgottenfamily
      @forgottenfamily 5 лет назад +2

      A pillow on its side in front of the seat can be knee height on many people which makes it a legitimate obstruction during evacuation which could reasonably slow people down a few seconds on average. In the exit row, you have maybe 30-60 people trying to go past there so you have anywhere from an extra minute to 5 minutes of required time for exiting. Certification requires that the plane can empty in 90 seconds by FAA guidelines. Therefore, the pillow immediately puts the evacuation at risk of not being able to complete quickly enough.
      In terms of practicality of the 90 second rule, while there are all sorts of asterisks about it, one reality is that smoke inhalation from a fire could become a serious issue around the two minute mark so you actually see a lot of regulations for structures and such expecting the ability to evacuate in 90 second to 3 minute mark depending on various factors (or being able to get into the fire escape in that time frame). In the comparatively small and tightly packed area of an airplane, the speed at which smoke inhalation would be a problem is increased.
      Now, if the flight attendant had stated things like that, maybe this entire fight could've been avoided. Instead she went to paper. Here's the thing about paper: paper can be decapitate you if its relative velocity compared to everyone else is the difference between a plane at cruising speed and stopped. If you have that kind of speed differential, chances are that your seatbelt already ripped you in half. Actually, chances are that by the time you became aware of the crash, the tail of the plane had already burrowed into the ground. (Also, it wouldn't slice you but hit you like a brick). Furthermore, the paper "fact" is irrelevant - it isn't an obstruction in the exit aisle slowing down the evacuation, it's loose material in the cabin which is an argument for things like @DisThoughts story - you want all objects trapped in some way so it can't go flying around the cabin as the plane goes from 200 knots to 0 in 3 seconds.
      On a related note, don't put a box of tissues behind the back seat of your car. If you get into a crash on the highway, it can launch over the seat and barrel straight into the back of your head and be going fast enough to do as much damage as a brick thrown straight at your head

    • @popcornrocks5208
      @popcornrocks5208 5 лет назад +6

      @@forgottenfamily yeah on the box of tissues, mythbusters did an episode on that.... It was a myth...

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox 5 лет назад +16

    “I like peanut butter, do you swim?!?”
    LMFAOOO XD IM WHEEZING

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic 3 года назад +4

    I was actually in a plane crash once. It was absolute chaos. The plane was violently shaking, the face masks shot out of the overhead, people were screaming, overhead luggage flew everywhere. But we somehow made to the ground. I was able to get up and climb over the debris and in the direction of the huge hole in the fuselage to where emergency services would soon arrive. I almost made it too. If it hadn't have been for that damn PILLOW!

  • @thejuniorseas7683
    @thejuniorseas7683 6 лет назад +22

    Let's analyze what the flight attendant said.
    "A paper cut could decapitate someone during a crash."
    There's a difference between getting cut and getting decapitated.

  • @gingernut2307
    @gingernut2307 6 лет назад +11

    "Excuse me sir you're going to have to take that tie off, you could strangle yourself"

  • @mem1983
    @mem1983 5 лет назад +4

    "There is no arguing with unearned authority" is my new lifehack so thank you

  • @Crujir
    @Crujir 5 лет назад +3

    "I like peanut butter; do you swim?"
    That'll be my opening pickup line this weekend.

  • @michaelvincent7115
    @michaelvincent7115 4 года назад +5

    Reminds me of Lewis Black "if it wasnt for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that entire year in college"

  • @randellsnerdythingschannel7814
    @randellsnerdythingschannel7814 4 года назад +22

    Flight Attendant: "Sir. I am afraid that I need to take your shirt."
    Steve: "Why?"
    FA: "It may choke you to death!"
    Steve: O.o

  • @Kittyxoxo
    @Kittyxoxo 6 лет назад +3

    lmao *"Turn around, there's a pillow!"*

  • @melsy9355
    @melsy9355 6 лет назад +37

    It makes me happy when Steve uploads 😍😊

  • @philippthaler5843
    @philippthaler5843 3 года назад +2

    I was waiting for a flight attendent in the crowd trying to defend her. But I guess this level of stupid even hecklers can't reach

  • @paulmeadows3018
    @paulmeadows3018 6 лет назад +35

    The three people currently downvoting this clip were obviously the Flight Attendants on that plane.

  • @rexarmstrong4284
    @rexarmstrong4284 4 года назад +1

    8:10 “because here we firmly believe in the phrase ‘United We Fall’”

  • @wallybooger1
    @wallybooger1 5 лет назад +7

    You and Bill Burr on a airplane together would be epic

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn 5 лет назад

      Why are you going to Indianapolis, Steve.

  • @roodog3761
    @roodog3761 5 лет назад +1

    Oh, I just looove your dripping sarcasm. Brilliant!

  • @isaacwalker5956
    @isaacwalker5956 6 лет назад +4

    i love the way he uses an uncharacteristically soft voice for the majority of the story xD

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 3 года назад +1

    "...what else is there?..." not much for sure, if she's scared of a pillow 😂

  • @celic190
    @celic190 6 лет назад +6

    That ending was brutal XD Love it!!

  • @cartermikovich1369
    @cartermikovich1369 2 года назад

    That delivery in the line “I will wake the fuck up” was just fucking perfect! Hilarious!

  • @TheOnceAndFutureDoug
    @TheOnceAndFutureDoug 6 лет назад +45

    Also, fun fact: Being asleep increases your likelihood of surviving a plane crash for the same reason that drunks are more likely to survive a car crash. So not only was she power mad but she was also wrong. Funny how often those two go together...

    • @cactussenpai9625
      @cactussenpai9625 5 лет назад +2

      How so? This is a genuine question. How does sleeping increase your likelihood of surviving?

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 5 лет назад +7

      @@cactussenpai9625 It has to do with whether or not you're tensed up. A drunk who passes out at the wheel and crashes is in a 'relaxed' state. Likewise if you're a passenger who's asleep at the moment of impact. If you're aware of an impending impact, the body has a natural instinctive reflex to tense up, adrenaline kicks in, etc. The logic is that if you're in a 'tensed' state, you're more likely to have broken bones, a broken neck, etc.
      I know that some of it seems counterintuitive, and I don't claim to understand it completely, and I can't even speculate on whether or not there's any truth to it. Obviously the effect would vary depending on the situation. Going 'relaxed' would be not a guarantee of survival, nor would being tensed up be an automatic kill. In a plane crash, for example, I doubt it will matter much.

    • @GamerGuy249
      @GamerGuy249 4 года назад +4

      I don't think that is accurate given that one of the primary ways to survive a plane crash in the brace position.

  • @krmaguire
    @krmaguire 5 лет назад

    Paper rock scissors would finally make sense is the best line you’ve ever delivered. Great stuff.

  • @mattiace635
    @mattiace635 6 лет назад +15

    That PILLOW needs JESUS!

  • @simcptmike
    @simcptmike 4 года назад +1

    This video made me laugh more than any other comedy you've ever done!!! Thanks!! 😂😂🤣

  • @Abagail330
    @Abagail330 6 лет назад +4

    This has to be one of my favorite bits, I was laughing through the whole thing! 😂

  • @destinydm7706
    @destinydm7706 4 года назад +2

    Hey I like peanut butter, do you swim? I'M DYIN! I CAN'T BREATHE! 😂😂😂

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 6 лет назад +14

    I once had a flight of 9,5 hours. I couldn't sleep at all. For the flight back I had the ingenious idea to get drunk the evening before. It worked. I slept almost the entire flight.

  • @tomreidz3201
    @tomreidz3201 6 лет назад

    The sound of the guy who can't get past the pillow cracks me up everytime i watch it, i absolutely love your comedy.

  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  6 лет назад +210

    If you enjoyed this, watch the full special, Secret Optimist, free at ruclips.net/video/JfMEIPLJyrk/видео.html

    • @lukesick1
      @lukesick1 6 лет назад +5

      Steve Hofstetter
      someone now must make a movie where the characters say THERES A PILLOW TURN BACK

    • @tonyhawk667
      @tonyhawk667 6 лет назад

      Steve Hofstetter You are always so damn funny, I love it! Hope to see you one day in or near switzerland! Until then, I'll just watch every video that's coming! Blib wied bisch und mach witer so! 😁

    • @SunBeeSmoked
      @SunBeeSmoked 6 лет назад

      DBS MODs this week on: Things That Never Happened.

    • @vinceycenz552
      @vinceycenz552 6 лет назад

      Steve Hofstetter hey Steve! I knew the magician in this video by the way just thought that was cool!

    • @nacoran
      @nacoran 6 лет назад

      I accept the comedic conceit, but I think, in the exit row she is right on the pillow. In a crash there is going to be fire everywhere pretty quickly, and in the smoke someone could trip over it. In an exit row they are very strict.
      She's full of it on the sleep mask though. Any situation where you couldn't take the sleep mask off is already going to be so catastrophic that it's a moot point.

  • @stonerh5074
    @stonerh5074 6 лет назад +1

    how does this not have more views? it had me dying the entire time

  • @jhyland87
    @jhyland87 5 лет назад +3

    "If they cant get past my pillow in a plane crash... Its their time" hahahaha

  • @PrimalRenegade17
    @PrimalRenegade17 4 года назад +1

    Dude. First time hearing one of your standard sets uninterupted by a Rachel. Hilarious! Well done!

  • @9lives81
    @9lives81 6 лет назад +3

    That was hysterical!! Thank you!!!

  • @ambergalvan85
    @ambergalvan85 5 лет назад

    " give me something that'll fuck me up for 10 years!! " 🤣🤣🤣 I died

  • @37thraven
    @37thraven 4 года назад +4

    I like this bit, love Steve, and I'm tall - so I need me some exit seat legroom too. But it baffles me why the flight attendant didn't tell him the *one* actual relevant reason.
    If you're in the exit row you're supposed to be alert. You're the one person who's actually supposed to listen to the emergency video, to help get people out your door if the plane crashes, because they have to get by you.
    (I've read the emergency training manuals because of an airline parent)

  • @cabocapro
    @cabocapro 6 лет назад

    This was awesome! I’m getting all worked up imagining this grumpy flight attendant on a power trip.

  • @ΣταύροςΑθανασάκης-η2χ

    PTSD had me gasping for air 😂😂😂

  • @Jack-eg1gw
    @Jack-eg1gw 5 лет назад +1

    Steve is hysterical. Keep up the great work.

  • @Zootmaster
    @Zootmaster 6 лет назад +3

    Secret Optimist was awesome Steve, keep on killin it

  • @kirbster3678
    @kirbster3678 6 лет назад

    the bit about United was the best part lol, that just sealed the deal.

  • @tylerdestroyedtelevision7843
    @tylerdestroyedtelevision7843 6 лет назад +5

    “You almost missed this” hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @jannamckeen4414
    @jannamckeen4414 5 лет назад

    Steve...you are my personal hero! Thanks for the free special! You are the best!

  • @shanwood4215
    @shanwood4215 6 лет назад +4

    THIS IS BRILLIANT.

  • @ThatKrazyTimGuy
    @ThatKrazyTimGuy 6 лет назад +1

    Watched your special already, but this is still hilarious. My favorite part is "that's not a thing" because I use that on a daily basis already to people irl

  • @wunndergurl911
    @wunndergurl911 6 лет назад +13

    I sleep in the exit row twice a week and have been in a crash. It was a small crash (or unexpected landing as The pilot called it) but we were interviewed by the NTSB after and the plane was on fire.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 5 лет назад +6

      HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE DECAPITATED BY YOUR PILLOW YOU MONSTER

    • @CoartneyGrace
      @CoartneyGrace 5 лет назад +1

      OMG the unexpected landing had me in tears

  • @mirimarina6387
    @mirimarina6387 5 лет назад

    "It's their time." 😂 Truer words never spoken😂😂😂

  • @BlackMufasa86
    @BlackMufasa86 6 лет назад +3

    Dude, your videos are a godsend.

  • @kethf4301
    @kethf4301 4 года назад +2

    Right after that, you should have called her back over and asked her for a pillow!

  • @lomejordelamusicacristiana4474
    @lomejordelamusicacristiana4474 5 лет назад +13

    Most planes hand out sleep masks so it’s stupid that she told you to give her yours

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 5 лет назад +1

      Many of them hand out pillows, too. It would have been hilarious if the attendant had insisted on him handing over the pillow, and then a few minutes later waking up asking him if he'd like a pillow.

  • @lucasstein5447
    @lucasstein5447 2 года назад

    I like the heckler clips but the straight comedy is awesome. Super funny

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 4 года назад +4

    A flight attendant got onto me and at the time my gf for being to affectionate (extremely mild hand holding and the occasional brief kiss). She then proceeded to sit next to a male passenger and by the end of the flight was extremely affectionate to him. I was dumbfounded by her actions. How was she so unaware of her own hypocrisy? Amazing

  • @FlokiLoki76
    @FlokiLoki76 5 лет назад +2

    WTF?! I've been a flight attendant for Jetblue for 19 years. Not once have I heard such ridiculousness. She needs to get off her high horse.

  • @jeffreyfuhz
    @jeffreyfuhz 6 лет назад +4

    Someone who isn’t as clever as you would lose this fight with the attendant much sooner

  • @Jagtress
    @Jagtress 6 лет назад +1

    I definitely needed to watch something funny after today. Thank you again for being awesome :)

  • @privatechannelusedtocommen826
    @privatechannelusedtocommen826 6 лет назад +11

    I'd love to paint you for your end card some time.

  • @greenbeagle13
    @greenbeagle13 5 лет назад

    Oh dear GAWD..., this was the funniest thing I have heard in ages... LOVED THIS...!!!!

  • @NatakuGundam15
    @NatakuGundam15 6 лет назад +10

    omg this is brilliant lol pillows lethal weapons? where is the pillow control law? i mean gun control yes pillow control no never seen a threat by pillow and the mask brilliant thanks for sharing

  • @pointlesspos8440
    @pointlesspos8440 4 года назад

    Arguing with a person doing the job they were asked to do. Classic funny move. (The things are funny for sure, it's nice to have a captive audience.).

  • @TheNikeStar2
    @TheNikeStar2 6 лет назад +3

    Upset I missed another one of your shows in Madison. Hopefully you’ll be back around soon!

  • @Shadow1The
    @Shadow1The 2 года назад

    "I hope you enjoyed that...' No sir, i loved that.

  • @longtimeluv41
    @longtimeluv41 6 лет назад +8

    I love your comedy, i just found your channel yesterday. Youre a real funny dude and good with hecklers, keep up the good work!

  • @Oddy_for
    @Oddy_for 5 лет назад

    Her logic doesn't make sense
    ITS SO HILARIOUS

  • @lifeonlowbatteries8153
    @lifeonlowbatteries8153 6 лет назад +3

    I received my copy of Ginger Kid today!

  • @martha4Democracy
    @martha4Democracy 2 месяца назад +1

    That bit is hilarious!! I love your comedy, Steve. I especially love it when you "own" tRumpers & a--holes who interrupt your show.

  • @bloodofNEO
    @bloodofNEO 6 лет назад

    That was great. I almost tripped myself when I heard paper traumatic stress disorder. Great material.