Capture The Flag Is The Worst Gamemode In TF2

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024

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  • @jimbobjimmy5537
    @jimbobjimmy5537 6 лет назад +7376

    From my experiences, ctf will either last a few minutes or a few hours.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 6 лет назад +210

      Sounds like my one game of Payload Race, it was on Hightower.

    • @weiserthanyou2052
      @weiserthanyou2052 6 лет назад +204

      if you're lucky, it'll be a 2v12 match with you on the losing team. if you're unlucky, OH BOY HERE WE GO 5 HOURS OF LEAVING THE GAME OPEN WHILE HAVING A NIGHT OUT AND YOU COME BACK TO FIND IT STILL 1V1 LIKE IT WAS 5 HOURS AGO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE NEITHER TEAM NEEDS 11 ENGIES AND A MEDIC WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE A MEDIC IF IT'S JUST 11 ENGIES ON EACH TEAM.

    • @weiserthanyou2052
      @weiserthanyou2052 6 лет назад +52

      in retrospect, turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbine is actually better than turbine as long as you can establish a forward sentry nest/command post, both to stop those annoying spy-caps and so your heavies won't spend 10 minutes walking to the fight.

    • @PeterTheIcePea
      @PeterTheIcePea 6 лет назад +35

      I hate CTF too, and I remember playing on 2FORT once where I was an Engineer and was defending the intelligence and I lived for 40mins and before I started defending the intelligence it was already going on for 20mins. No one had collected the intelligence yet and I had a few Scouts running in before dying instantly and I did finally die in the end, which was 40mins, by a Demoman who died instantly by a Sentry Gun not long after he killed me and then it went on for another 28mins before everyone just went "Fuck this" and all agreed to finish it off. Once we finished it off people chose 2FORT again and the people who where there since from the start freaked out and it went on for 30mins and I decided to leave.

    • @gourmetcheesepizza9006
      @gourmetcheesepizza9006 5 лет назад +11

      I'm to scared to play with REAL PEOPLE.

  • @kafa4609
    @kafa4609 5 лет назад +2193

    Meanwhile
    Me as a spy in Turbine cloaked in the enemy intelligence room for 10 minutes surrounded by sentries:
    _This is fine_

    • @SwagLazy
      @SwagLazy 5 лет назад +60

      instead of fire, the dog and the coffe i thought like this: sentrys, the invisible spy and the sapper.

    • @DrGordonHouse
      @DrGordonHouse 4 года назад +55

      and a pyro checking every corner on the intelligence room lmao

    • @TheRidiculousR
      @TheRidiculousR 4 года назад +56

      *insert random engi that uses wrangler as lasershow and accidentally discovers you*

    • @KodiakKetchup
      @KodiakKetchup 4 года назад +5

      If they're bad, sap their sentrys and make a run for it

    • @KodiakKetchup
      @KodiakKetchup 4 года назад +3

      @@duckaroo5763 there will be: the Intel campers **cough** (me)

  • @kingcotton659
    @kingcotton659 3 года назад +5403

    I like CTF because it fulfills my dream of living through Trench warfare

    • @whydoitrystuff
      @whydoitrystuff 3 года назад +557

      I guess I found the reason why I like CTF so much. The long matches make it feel like a war between 2 sides, not just a small scrimmage.

    • @josiahm.8711
      @josiahm.8711 3 года назад +111

      Strange dream but aight good for you

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад +151

      Honestly I find it super fun to go through hours and hours of CTF kinda for this exact reason
      Once I was playing Pyro on 2Fort and I had to tend to so many things at once - the snipers upstairs, the engineer downstairs, the sewer every time I saw someone fall into the water - but it was fun
      And then somebody capped and we all lost
      It was still fun though

    • @ScrumpeyBros
      @ScrumpeyBros 3 года назад +79

      @@whydoitrystuff If CTF was supposed to feel like a war, it should add four more players on each team, like some community servers do.

    • @ffff-qw7sp
      @ffff-qw7sp 3 года назад +23

      that's more dustbowl

  • @ShrR-ud3xv
    @ShrR-ud3xv 3 года назад +1406

    The only reason i play CTF is cause when you play so much hours in one match, the lobby turns friendly

    • @specterknight0542
      @specterknight0542 2 года назад +55

      I like to just Ninjaneer to the enemy intel when that haopen then after a few minutes the hostility somehow restart and now i have a defense in the intel were my teammates can go cap and go instantly to the base

    • @liligote
      @liligote 2 года назад +11

      Friendlies are the worst part of tf2 even bots are better

    • @ShrR-ud3xv
      @ShrR-ud3xv 2 года назад +79

      @@liligote dw Liam we feel the same way about you tryhards ☺️

    • @liligote
      @liligote 2 года назад +7

      @@ShrR-ud3xv The difference is that one is being free food for stranges and one is playing the game

    • @Rasmos
      @Rasmos 2 года назад +32

      @@ShrR-ud3xv I can understand doing a goofy friendly moment every once in a while, but the heavies that sit around with a sandwich wasting a slot when my friend is trying to join can piss off.

  • @SoundSmithTF2
    @SoundSmithTF2 7 лет назад +7570

    To be fair, CTF is my go-to gamemode when I want to dick around and play a single game for 3 hours straight. Stalemates are kind of the reason I play that mode in the first place.
    But yeah, for an actual competitive game it's trash.

    • @matthewtallent8296
      @matthewtallent8296 7 лет назад +283

      True, I play tf2 very casually so I like CTF the most. CTF games are generally the longest and there is the option to play both offensively and defensively for both teams at any time.

    • @lizardirl9488
      @lizardirl9488 7 лет назад +20

      SoundSmithTF2 Same here

    • @kyechimera
      @kyechimera 7 лет назад +43

      The main CTF maps me and my friends dick around on is 2Fort and Doublecross, sometimes turbine, also, thanks for those stupid "Casual Meta" videos, it's gotten me and my friends to think up our own stupid strats and sometimes do your ones :)

    • @PomLamb
      @PomLamb 7 лет назад +14

      Hey soundsmithtf2.
      That's the same reason why I play CTF.
      I'ts a map stereotype.

    • @unlikecomic9
      @unlikecomic9 7 лет назад +3

      I love your hat stereotypes vids. I was there when you first started your channel. Keep it up bro.

  • @ningenmemerick5790
    @ningenmemerick5790 5 лет назад +3680

    >engineer main
    >doesn't like CTF
    Nobody saw that coming.

    • @Deatlod
      @Deatlod 5 лет назад +126

      *abuses enemy intelligence*

    • @youremergencybleach8903
      @youremergencybleach8903 4 года назад +156

      >sniper main
      >doesn't like 2fort
      Anyone knows why

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 года назад +1

      @@youremergencybleach8903 Graaaaghh!

    • @KodiakKetchup
      @KodiakKetchup 4 года назад +4

      Considering CTF is a engineer's main gamemode

    • @scoutpandapal
      @scoutpandapal 4 года назад +1

      *clears throat in engineer main nervously* Y-yeah totally like me!

  • @thecarl4085
    @thecarl4085 4 года назад +1643

    When you run into a soldier while in the turbine vents. “Well, guess I’ll die.”

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 года назад +120

      Or demo
      Or sentry
      Or rev’d up heavy

    • @thecarl4085
      @thecarl4085 4 года назад +80

      Basically anything but spy and medic

    • @shawndang326
      @shawndang326 4 года назад +38

      @@thecarl4085 lol the turbine vents are just wide enough so that if you are spy and collide with an enemy on your side, you can stab them and it somehow counts as a backstab

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 4 года назад +53

      A soldier? Please huntsman is fucking deadly in those vents, I only ever go huntsman sniper in turbine

    • @TheDJBrojo
      @TheDJBrojo 4 года назад +6

      Guo Zhi Ong *demoknight with 4 heads*

  • @rahhe
    @rahhe 3 года назад +744

    CTF (Technically CTI) is what everyone considers "Go into the enemy base and start dancing to start an alliance between RED and BLU".

    • @Predatornc1
      @Predatornc1 2 года назад +44

      I once captured the intel by ninja erring in all try hard like and then riding my tractor out. Blue team escorted me out.

    • @the_epic_memer553
      @the_epic_memer553 2 года назад +3

      i hate the acronym cti. also 200 like and agreed

    • @Somerandomguy2763
      @Somerandomguy2763 2 года назад +8

      Then betray their trust and steal their intel, right?

    • @joseignaciogazzi3278
      @joseignaciogazzi3278 Год назад +5

      @@Somerandomguy2763 You're goddamn right

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +5

      I don't even play TF2 actively, I'm just here because enjoy the videos. But the last time I did play, I had 3 matches on 2fort. Two of them were the typical campfest with snipers over the bridge and engies in the intel room and the third was a conga party.

  • @imstupidandithinkthat5930
    @imstupidandithinkthat5930 4 года назад +475

    “Things are going to change” no major update in literally 1000 days

  • @FUNKe
    @FUNKe 7 лет назад +1185

    good effort but i dont think anybody would ever want to watch a video essay on the state of tf2

    • @gaot
      @gaot 7 лет назад +47

      FUNKe i would watch the shit out of that

    • @ricefield_worker2421
      @ricefield_worker2421 7 лет назад +73

      FUNKe no one gives a FUNKe

    • @nullnull728
      @nullnull728 7 лет назад

      Good point

    • @rruutt
      @rruutt 7 лет назад +1

      FUNKe I WOULD... for uncle dan

    • @RusticSquid
      @RusticSquid 7 лет назад +5

      FUNKe Today I learned that FUNKe and I both have enough time on our hands to watch Ancle Dan videos shortly after they're posted.

  • @frut_jooos
    @frut_jooos 4 года назад +2767

    "Engineers only build in the Intel room" *laughs in bridge sentry nest*

    • @paulomelettilestrade
      @paulomelettilestrade 4 года назад +180

      Or in the enemy's spawn.

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 4 года назад +19

      @Henry_BG could've been me honestly, I remember raging at some snipers LOL

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 4 года назад +5

      @Henry_BG idk bro, its been a while since I did that on 2fort, I can't really remember, did the engie you shoot had the word "your" as the first word in their name?

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 4 года назад +3

      @Henry_BG shit

    • @paulomelettilestrade
      @paulomelettilestrade 4 года назад +25

      @@ThatSpicyDragon And all of that just goes down by a fucking weeb that gets invisible.

  • @Goober43110
    @Goober43110 3 года назад +717

    I see CTF as kind of like a playground mode. The games are really drawn out so it helps me experiment with different classes

    • @Johsther
      @Johsther 2 года назад +43

      true, it's so drawn out that you don't even have to sweat and worry about losing, making you want to play classes with gimmicky loadouts

    • @pumpkin7906
      @pumpkin7906 Год назад +3

      Same

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +1

      They are drawn out because TF2's implementation is made to make them long.
      In most other games the CTF mode has a round timer (so you can win 1:0 on a 3 point match) and the flag returns back to base on touch (so that you don't have to camp on it in the open for a minute). And usually you can only get a point when your own flag is also at home.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts Год назад +1

      That's about it, people more often goof around in CTF. It's far more laid back than Payload. As you said, you can experiment with other classes and the games are more drawn out. There's not so much of a sense of urgency.

    • @daves_2003
      @daves_2003 Год назад

      same

  • @paulcecere8864
    @paulcecere8864 5 лет назад +1486

    *Those are bold words for somebody in backstab range*

  • @revol2933
    @revol2933 3 года назад +1847

    Uncle Dane: CTF lasts forever
    Hightower: *hold my beer*

    • @Yaboibarel
      @Yaboibarel 3 года назад +96

      *_HIGHERTOWER_* - Amatours

    • @lestranger7440
      @lestranger7440 3 года назад +65

      @@Yaboibarel actually,i have seen highertower's ending,but never hightower's ending

    • @joseignaciogazzi3278
      @joseignaciogazzi3278 3 года назад +16

      @@lestranger7440 i did it, with heavy and his steel guantelets

    • @babycornsnake
      @babycornsnake 3 года назад +19

      Been playing for a decade and I can assure you, I've only finished a full game of Hightower enough times where I can count my wins on my fingers

    • @Foozp333
      @Foozp333 2 года назад +1

      I got 1 or more hour(s) on 2fort

  • @UncleDane
    @UncleDane  7 лет назад +2987

    And I didn't even mention the whole Crits On Capture thing.

    • @jennyinutil2018
      @jennyinutil2018 7 лет назад +139

      oh, yeah, that is bad.

    • @dhika10
      @dhika10 7 лет назад +49

      Uncle Dane its cancerous

    • @TKsh1
      @TKsh1 7 лет назад +51

      Run to Spawn, simple as that.

    • @LoneCarrot
      @LoneCarrot 7 лет назад +11

      best intro and outro 10/10 would see video again

    • @The-Derpinator7075
      @The-Derpinator7075 7 лет назад +2

      #Uncle Dane what is your favorite loadout

  • @codaboi138
    @codaboi138 2 года назад +227

    I've actually used CTF to teach some new players a couple times now. As turtle engie no less. Why? Because tf2 is chaotic, complicated and has lots of high skill veterans playing. CTF is the definition of a casual game mode. If I threw these newbies into a payload map, they'd be confused as to why they were dying and what they need to do to help.
    CTF is simple. The object barely matteres and when you have players who don't even know how to make buildings yet, the object is the last thing they need to worry about. CTF is perfect for learning the basics in a casual, low pressure environment with other players who are either new or just messing around. That's the best you'll get when this game doesn't actually have a tutorial.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +17

      The only reason CTF is so casual is because there is no deathmatch mode. Which by definition would be the most casual mode without any objectives besides killing.
      CTF in general is a rather tactical mode, knowing when to push or defend, which route to take, how much resources to commit to a push and what to hold back to defend the own flag.
      TF2 just implements it in a very nothing happens way.

    • @lovelightstarboy
      @lovelightstarboy Год назад +11

      As someone who basically learned everything while playing in a 24/7 CTF turbine skial server, this is so true.
      That CTF server basically feels like home to me now since, while casual was overrun with bots, I could go there to get some fun play time in and slowly get better.

    • @D-N-0
      @D-N-0 Год назад +1

      I am so glad that my first game was on 2 fort. If not, i would defently would be frustrated enough for me to say "Screw this. I'm gonna go play Warface"

    • @AHandele3546
      @AHandele3546 Год назад

      ​@@HappyBeezerStudios"there is no dm" Watergate:
      Selbyen:

    • @The_Not_So_Funny_Funny_Man
      @The_Not_So_Funny_Funny_Man 6 месяцев назад

      I kill f2p heavy’s who just installed the game. As sniper.

  • @Faysus
    @Faysus 4 года назад +1394

    In CTF 2fort, you will see:
    Sentries on the intel room
    Snipers on the roof like usual
    Teleporters on spawn
    2 Hoovys in a boxing match
    A Conga line
    Atleast 1 tryhard
    That guy who eats his mic
    That pyro who hates spies
    That Spy who hates Pyros
    The Weebs having a picnic
    Edit: More things you will see:
    The 2 guys helping each other to complete contracts
    The 5 soldiers saluting at Rick's statue
    The asian spy who backstabs those 5 soldiers
    The Myg0t bot of course
    Medic chain from red base to blue base
    Endangered Spy Crab
    Lime scout that will cap
    Fat Scout
    Guy who just chats way too much
    Edgy spy/sniper who helps the lime scout
    The guy who always says OwO
    Invincible Demopan
    The guys recreating The Heavy is dead
    The Pyroshark
    The adorable F2P
    The P2P who hates the F2P
    The other P2P who stops the angry P2P from bullying F2P
    The amazing Trolldier
    The more amazing flying Demoknight
    The most amazing Jetpack Pyro
    The engies in a banjo band
    Sir Lags-a-lot
    Edit 2, MORE PEOPLE:
    Civilian Pose army
    Guy with hentai on his sign
    Communist Heavy
    TTV_RUclipsr
    Pink as hell Scout
    Fake Sandsmith TF2
    Omega Ultimate Trader
    The f2p who cant use voice commands
    The p2p bragging that he can chat
    The Pyro that can airblast anything
    Drunk Demo
    The "I can bhop" trolldier

    • @furi7383
      @furi7383 4 года назад +6

      lol

    • @Astroyune
      @Astroyune 4 года назад +81

      This list is so unbelievably accurate.

    • @furi7383
      @furi7383 4 года назад +37

      @@Astroyune Yeah the every f*cking game of CTF_2Fort

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 года назад +52

      And of course that one cloaked spy in the enemy intel room that knows that uncloaking will get him rekt by the engineer

    • @agustinovital9207
      @agustinovital9207 4 года назад +1

      Ah... The ocean

  • @snarblewarbs6199
    @snarblewarbs6199 4 года назад +780

    Engineers in other modes:let’s get creative!
    Engineers in ctf: now let’s all agree to never be creative again!

    • @tehrik0020
      @tehrik0020 3 года назад +73

      CtF Engineer starter pack:
      >Put Sentry, Dispenser and Teleporter's exit in Intel room
      >Rancho Relaxo
      >Shoot Spies once in a while
      >Profit

    • @SoldierMan755
      @SoldierMan755 3 года назад +34

      New players: I want green team!
      Valve: GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh 3 года назад +17

      @@SoldierMan755 Me: *Making shapes with gun holes*
      My friends, trying to guess what im making: I can see a dog, i can see a frog!

    • @IAdmitMyCrime
      @IAdmitMyCrime 3 года назад +12

      @@gayahhbihh I can see a hat, I can see a cat
      I can see a man with a baseball bat
      I can see a dog, I can see a frog
      I can see a ladder leaning on a log

    • @pancakes-kun576
      @pancakes-kun576 3 года назад

      Dont hug me im scared lets get creative

  • @wowyourereallyreadingthis
    @wowyourereallyreadingthis 4 года назад +706

    “Then they tealise theres no time limit. I can stand here all day! You make a move! No u”
    Western front of WW1 oversimplified

    • @potatoesandducks958
      @potatoesandducks958 3 года назад +15

      RED: sends a scout to sneak cap the flag
      the entirety of BLU: sacre BLUUUUUU

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 2 года назад +1

      Meanwhile on the eastern front...
      *Soviet uprising*
      *Dead Russians comes back to life*
      *Tsar of Russia being a bad boy*
      *Russia going to surrender*
      *Germans winning*

  • @hector_campus
    @hector_campus 3 года назад +281

    Funfact :the real reason why Uncle Dane hates capture flag maps is because you get critical hits buff when you cap the flag.

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 Год назад +48

      @Maurice tbf you need some sort of reward for capping the intel, it gives the old dopamine receptors new material to work with

    • @shitanotosaurus
      @shitanotosaurus Год назад +1

      @@duncanchillake8024 you can barely take advantage of the crits if you were the one that capped, nobody is gonna be in your intel for you to insta kill with a crit.

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 Год назад +6

      @@shitanotosaurus fair point but in one of valve's patch notes (i don't remember which) they said the crits also discourage enemies from following the capper home, which means you don't get punished for successfully doing the objective
      While i know valve's words usually never align with the game outside of theory, this one sounds pretty reasonable

    • @shitanotosaurus
      @shitanotosaurus Год назад

      @@duncanchillake8024 thats actually a fair point. although in maps like 2fort where out of position enemies get punished fairly easily since theres only two ways in and two ways out of the intel, you could argue its not needed since they'll likely die anyways on the way out.

    • @luka9967
      @luka9967 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@duncanchillake8024the reward is winning, being able to instakill the enemy team on top of that is just a snowball effect

  • @lennychristine6761
    @lennychristine6761 4 года назад +287

    One time, When I was playing Engi (on 2fort), I forgot to do my math homework. Since my buildings were fully upgraded, all I had to do was just go use the Rancho Relaxo taunt, and pull it out.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 года назад +62

      The Monarch “Hey man, what type of music do you listen to while studying?”
      “Oh, y’know, intel room sounds. “

    • @zak9399
      @zak9399 4 года назад +7

      @@nobleradical2158 The are oddly relaxing.

    • @dabuff1319
      @dabuff1319 4 года назад

      I was sick once so I just played capture the flag.

    • @metatrontf
      @metatrontf 4 года назад +9

      TOO RELATABLE. A few years back my dad told me to walk my dog at night, usually takes 30m to do it plus clean him up, but I was playing TF2. I was Scout, so I switched to Engie and told my buddy to be my pybro and I just rancho relaxo'd before leaving. By the time I was back 40m later, game was still going on and I hadn't died. Intel room was populated with six sentries, after all. One of the reasons I love CTF, as stupid as it is.

    • @Artemi22
      @Artemi22 4 года назад

      @@metatrontf don't you get kicked for inactivity after a while?

  • @smolbabby
    @smolbabby 4 года назад +2377

    CTF has 1 purpose: Being an endless TDM

  • @NamyNam1170
    @NamyNam1170 5 лет назад +820

    After watching this 5 times I've realized the engi was trying to remove the sapper at 2:35

    • @yuukiyoshizawa7007
      @yuukiyoshizawa7007 5 лет назад +75

      Ohhh man, l feel bad for him :(

    • @sleepyc4ke
      @sleepyc4ke 5 лет назад +96

      F2ps are the cutest creatures in TF2 I tell ya

    • @Chg267
      @Chg267 5 лет назад +53

      He knew we was gonna die but he needed to save his teleporter

    • @cadsquade
      @cadsquade 5 лет назад +7

      @annoying guy If this was the entry, he could have done what's called a pro gamer move.

    • @Reformed_Borzoi
      @Reformed_Borzoi 5 лет назад +5

      @@sleepyc4ke
      They suuuree are ;)

  • @casualdejekyll5168
    @casualdejekyll5168 2 года назад +89

    2:03 personally speaking, my favorite thing to do in capture the flag pubs is to set up a fully fledged sentry nest in the ENEMY intel room. I don’t cap, I just sit there and watch as confused players fall ass first onto my level three sentry. Until I inevitably and deservedly get destroyed by a demoman.

    • @superlionrw
      @superlionrw Год назад +7

      honestly I just taunt, but if people taunt with me I lead them into an army of level 3 sentries

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 Год назад +6

      Build an exit teleporter in a hidem slot in the enemy intel
      Killbind
      Make a tp entrance at spawn

    • @gudmansal3468
      @gudmansal3468 11 месяцев назад

      make the enterance when you spawn then go to their base to build the exit@@denifnaf5874

  • @yeehaw9369
    @yeehaw9369 5 лет назад +487

    I’ve seen a sniper in 2fort in the water, in the corner..?

    • @me-eat-book_7780
      @me-eat-book_7780 5 лет назад +56

      New strat

    • @newend2116
      @newend2116 4 года назад +44

      What a god

    • @conni-bun
      @conni-bun 4 года назад +5

      Rip jarate

    • @charlesquinton9127
      @charlesquinton9127 4 года назад +17

      Not to mention that one spawn-camping sniper who hangs out in the grate-room and quicksopes everyone. He's fun

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 4 года назад +6

      @@charlesquinton9127 what the hell have you been through

  • @Tripping_Through
    @Tripping_Through 4 года назад +751

    I once had a 2fort game that lasted three hours, there were cheers when I (as medic) capped the last intel

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te 4 года назад +48

      This is so real. I heal someone on 2fort as a medic, we get to enemy courtyard and my pocket just goes to spawncamp and I have to get the intel

    • @engineer5092
      @engineer5092 4 года назад +7

      U don't cap on 2fort lol

    • @engineer5092
      @engineer5092 4 года назад +1

      @@xyzzy-dv6te.

    • @Tripping_Through
      @Tripping_Through 4 года назад +6

      Melonenyoshi it wasn’t that there wasn’t people trying to cap, we all were, but well... engineers

    • @DeerPrinceJane
      @DeerPrinceJane 4 года назад +9

      Once i had a game of 2fort that was 6 hours long i was sweaty as fuck after it.

  • @wojtekp295
    @wojtekp295 5 лет назад +1048

    Y'know what this team needs?
    *MORE SNIPERS.*

  • @ChadtronicFan
    @ChadtronicFan 3 года назад +341

    CTF feels like WW1. You either have massive offensives that barely do anything, or one side sweeps over the other like it's nothing.

    • @dawidkrzyczkowski4289
      @dawidkrzyczkowski4289 Год назад

      "it's an even fight or it isn't" that's every gamemode moron

    • @CinmnTstCrnchChrros
      @CinmnTstCrnchChrros 11 месяцев назад +3

      Damn, you're right

    • @dodsonboys
      @dodsonboys 8 месяцев назад +28

      Either that or it's like the Christmas truce where both teams are playing soccer together or messing around with hoovies

  • @s942
    @s942 4 года назад +2059

    I have 1000 hours and i still haven’t gotten the achievement for completing a game of 2fort
    Edit: it’s been 4 years since i made this comment and I still don’t have it

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 4 года назад +27

      What 9999fort?f

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 4 года назад +32

      Declan Perry you don’t get the joke?

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 4 года назад +93

      Declan Perry he means that every singe game he has played on 2Fort has never ended for him bc it’s asked so long

    • @Paper_Brain
      @Paper_Brain 3 года назад +24

      And all 1000 hours have been on 2fort

    • @eh2587
      @eh2587 3 года назад +4

      @@Paper_Brain Acctualy they were all on idle servers

  • @thambidave
    @thambidave 7 лет назад +184

    Right after this I played some CTF on turbine

    • @randomman5903
      @randomman5903 7 лет назад +20

      okay

    • @blueshue
      @blueshue 6 лет назад +1

      i love that map. :3 the funny thing is that i hear the same guy talk about the hard learning curve that scares away new players. but new players get attracted to ctf maps of tf2... well see the problem there? but then again the fps community in general is toxic so just write ":D" every time you kill them and see salt getting all over the floor... i love that.

    • @aristotlealpha9541
      @aristotlealpha9541 6 лет назад

      blueshue 1989 what

  • @triangulum8869
    @triangulum8869 5 лет назад +462

    How about:
    Intel return set to 30 seconds
    Standing near or on speeds this up depending on your cap rate.

    • @stevengruner4885
      @stevengruner4885 4 года назад +3

      Königstiger no too

    • @jellywizard
      @jellywizard 4 года назад +25

      This doesn't really address Dane's criticism, is the thing. Because it would still encourage the whole team to go back and defend the intel

    • @magead
      @magead 4 года назад +8

      @@jellywizard not really, if you have a pain train demo or soldier they could go alone to retrieve it, plus it makes the pain train more viable

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 года назад +7

      They should just make it like every other ctf since the dawn of time and give it a touch return.

    • @gravity1537
      @gravity1537 4 года назад +10

      Also, make it so the Intelligence timer isn't reset, but slowly increases depending on the time it's carried. For example, if there is 10 seconds left on the briefcase and a scout holds it for 5 seconds before dying, the briefcase will have a 15 second timer on it rather than the 30 second timer.

  • @laseregg5875
    @laseregg5875 3 года назад +266

    The community: we need a timer for CTF maps!
    Valve: you mean Powerhouse right?

    • @MANTHELEXUS
      @MANTHELEXUS 2 года назад +32

      “The community”. You mean payload players who don’t like playing ctf. Absolutely no one who plays ctf wants a timer. People get salty when a f2p scout caps three times and wins the game.

    • @laseregg5875
      @laseregg5875 2 года назад +7

      @@MANTHELEXUS No I mean people who play ctf

    • @Shredow2
      @Shredow2 2 года назад

      @@MANTHELEXUS You aren't "Playing CTF" you're either fucking around or playing endless team death match.

    • @Jpeg_skeleton
      @Jpeg_skeleton 2 года назад +2

      As a 2fort CTF player I agree

    • @galacticgamer6635
      @galacticgamer6635 Год назад +15

      Capture the flag players when someone captures the flag.

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler 4 года назад +256

    I find that there’s always one pub stomper on one of the teams that just annihilate everyone and wins the game single-handedly

    • @dougthedonkey1805
      @dougthedonkey1805 3 года назад +9

      Only when everyone on the other team is friendly

    • @yuukiyoshizawa7007
      @yuukiyoshizawa7007 3 года назад +9

      Either the guy is cheating, our team is friendly or more unproblable... he is a god like.

    • @Pinkman999
      @Pinkman999 3 года назад +2

      Or has a medic gf

  • @pyromaster9101
    @pyromaster9101 5 лет назад +984

    Hey, I ONLY play 2fort and I turned out fine!
    *builds in intel room*

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 5 лет назад +36

      Hey I only play 2fort and I turned out fine
      *Rages in chat because tryhards are Killing friendlies*

    • @youremergencybleach8903
      @youremergencybleach8903 4 года назад +10

      Hey, I ONLY play 2Fort and I turned out fine
      *Snipes on the most overused spot*

    • @metaford3746
      @metaford3746 4 года назад +10

      Hey, I only played on 2fort and i turned out fine!
      *Completely clueless to a spy de cloaking and disguising as me*

    • @KodiakKetchup
      @KodiakKetchup 4 года назад +1

      Ain't 2fort the best map for a engineer

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 4 года назад +3

      *Builds in enemy intel room*
      I've done that so much lol

  • @lnfra
    @lnfra 5 лет назад +680

    "TF2, believe it or not has nine classes"
    oh i didnt know that

    • @alapotato9367
      @alapotato9367 5 лет назад +14

      D1S EAS3 me too, i thought there were only 8 classes

    • @QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW
      @QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW 5 лет назад +4

      I tough you could choose 10 classes

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 5 лет назад +7

      i thought there were only 4 classes

    • @alapotato9367
      @alapotato9367 5 лет назад +18

      ÜBERDEKAHEXATRON X nah theres only 8
      scout
      soldier
      pyro
      demoman
      heavy
      engi
      -medic-
      sniper
      spy

    • @alapotato9367
      @alapotato9367 5 лет назад +3

      Disbelief Angel Statue becoz medics done exists

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 3 года назад +98

    I can agree with this, I was able to make a level three nest in the intel. The ENEMY INTEL and I had only played for 45min

  • @mamamiazakaria7481
    @mamamiazakaria7481 5 лет назад +307

    Turbine is the shit my guy. When I didn't have a powerful computer ( Had a 14 year old Laptop) Turbine was there for me since it's the smallest map and the only map I could play on. I bought a map thing (forgot it's the name) to support Flobster, the creator of the map, I have 1200 hours and over 600 hours on Turbine so that map is extremely close to my heart.

    • @temaeto
      @temaeto 5 лет назад +9

      Same

    • @pepo5256
      @pepo5256 5 лет назад +10

      I bought a map stamp for watchtower, an arena map that i used to play on a community VSH server

    • @maismehl2255
      @maismehl2255 5 лет назад +9

      I can literally relate 100% to this

    • @dwayne1625
      @dwayne1625 4 года назад +7

      Man look i can understand the whole shitty computer thing, Im still playing on a toaster, but that being said... TURBINE IS THE WORST MAP IN THE ENTIRELY OF TF2

    • @leviksd
      @leviksd 4 года назад +1

      @@dwayne1625 it isnt, 2fort IS the worst map.

  • @cheesyboi657
    @cheesyboi657 4 года назад +637

    Capture the flag is my “lagging game-mode” which is a game-mode I go on to get rid of the lag I get when I start the game because I can just slam dunk a level 3 sentry in the intel room as I lag to hell in the corner of spawn. I then go play payload or control points when the lag is gone. Or I just stick around on it because everyone is memeing so I just think “it won’t hurt to just do the kazotsky kick for another hour right?”

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 3 года назад +15

      I never does hurt, does it?

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 3 года назад +31

      Oooh so not only me and my crappy pc have the extreme lag when I start the game

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 3 года назад +13

      @@vivelespatat2670 I love playing videogames in my 2009 lenovo laptop

    • @walkingglasses6264
      @walkingglasses6264 2 года назад +2

      @@maestrofeli4259 HOLY SHIT SAME BRAND

    • @walkingglasses6264
      @walkingglasses6264 2 года назад +1

      @@vivelespatat2670 my ancient laptop hates TF2 lmao

  • @NefosG
    @NefosG 7 лет назад +910

    Play Turbine on a 16vs16 server. The chaos of it is absolutely amazing.

    • @watt338
      @watt338 7 лет назад +3

      Porra não sabia que era br.

    • @user-zm4ro7yh4e
      @user-zm4ro7yh4e 7 лет назад +3

      turbine é o melhor mapa pra mata-mata sem nenhum obejtivo real...

    • @watt338
      @watt338 7 лет назад +1

      Pedo Santa is coming to the booty! E também se perde muito tempo, praticamente muitas das pessoas que jogam no turbine acabam por sair "a meio" do jogo por aborrecimento.

    • @watt338
      @watt338 7 лет назад +2

      Jairo, the Cow Há pessoas que acham turbine divertido por alguma razão.

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 7 лет назад +7

      Jairo, the Cow Translation pls

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 2 года назад +55

    CTF is like the ultimate “one more game”

  • @arespectivelime3578
    @arespectivelime3578 4 года назад +527

    Most people don't play CTF to well capture the flag, it's simply a Deathmatch for fun. There's no meta, nobody really cares about the objective and at the end of the day most of the people there just wan to mess around with stupid things in a stupid way, CTF as a game mode is absouloute trash, yet played in the special way the community has decided on is incredibly fun

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 4 года назад +43

      Wonder why isn't there just a team deathmatch in the first place if ctf isn't ctf anymore

    • @metatrontf
      @metatrontf 4 года назад +39

      You put it perfectly. I play CTF, specifically and exclusively on Turbine, because I just like to fuck around. When I was obsessed with TF2, I'd play in the same server for up to fourteen hours straight and never got bored. It's just an endless deathmatch and so much stupid, funny shit happens that it was almost impossible for me to get bored of it.

    • @maygel
      @maygel 4 года назад +16

      "STOP CAPPING FFS"

    • @synvirtus5605
      @synvirtus5605 4 года назад +6

      Right? All I want in CTF is to get some kills or do something stupid.

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +3

      this is true, i only play ctf on community servers because it's the best place to dick around and practice, also i get to chat (in my opinion)

  • @Awsome2464
    @Awsome2464 7 лет назад +12281

    First of all, that intro was hilarious!
    Second, I was one of those noobs who started on CTF and would only play it for the longest time because, as you said, it was the most familiar. But after finally trying other game modes, I have to 100% agree with everything you said! Payload is officially my favorite mode to play because, as you said, it encourages mobility and trying different methods while CTF encourages staying in the same spot.

    • @olaf4318
      @olaf4318 7 лет назад +135

      You took the words right out of my fingers on the keyboard.

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 7 лет назад +71

      Matthias Haydon Sounds painful.

    • @AlejandroGarcia-uo9ng
      @AlejandroGarcia-uo9ng 7 лет назад +1

      Awsome2464 Q

    • @h4pee
      @h4pee 7 лет назад +4

      Awsome2464 Third of all, nobody gives a shit of your opinion

    • @defectivenull
      @defectivenull 7 лет назад +3

      I barely play CTF anymore

  • @ccs8847
    @ccs8847 5 лет назад +390

    I just play 2fort if I’m playing CTF so I can
    Loose cannon jump across the bridge
    One hit a sniper with the sign
    sit in the cornor and just delete snipers

    • @vladgabrielmatei9128
      @vladgabrielmatei9128 5 лет назад +4

      Try pyro thermal thruster

    • @Don_Momoringo
      @Don_Momoringo 5 лет назад +1

      that's me but with the skull cutter

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 года назад

      Same, kanna.

    • @metaford3746
      @metaford3746 4 года назад

      @@vladgabrielmatei9128 na decent sniper can easily predict thermal pyro
      That why they are on my list of the second derpiest type of people on 2fort
      Nothing sadder then seeing them trying to get to you just to be air shot mid launch animation or landing at predictable spot

    • @MoltenSkull
      @MoltenSkull 4 года назад +4

      Meta Ford 70% of 2fort Sniper cant even kill an enemy moving in the air a lot, plus by your logic Demoman would also be easy to kill trying to go up to you don’t know why specifically Thermal Thruster

  • @deutgi
    @deutgi 2 года назад +56

    my friend's first TF2 experience was CTF on 2fort many years ago. everything she experienced in that mode was her impression of the game as a whole - matches were too long, stalemates common, sniper (her fav class) seemed useless, etc. it took me a long time to convince her to play some payload with me last year, but now she really enjoys the game and we play often. ctf needs a damn timer haha

  • @Aweegi
    @Aweegi 7 лет назад +178

    I like CTF because I can just chill and find glitches. It's not too serious.

    • @angelschair9388
      @angelschair9388 7 лет назад +20

      Aweegee Luigi Same, I'm not a great TF2 player, so I play on CTF since it's a much calmer, "new player friendly", gamemode.

    • @Argonwolfproject
      @Argonwolfproject 7 лет назад +13

      This is one big reason I like it as well. When I get on 2fort, I often find I'll have plenty of time to chill, experiment with various tactics, or do whatever without the huge amount of pressure. It's also more strategic than other modes, relying on proper team coordination and adaptation to endure thick defenses.

    • @Dead_Mow
      @Dead_Mow 7 лет назад

      Angel of Art but then again you have to learn to play other game modes when i started out i played all game modes but now i play ctf for sniper battles its also important to play the other gamemodes

    • @arandomrowlet6842
      @arandomrowlet6842 7 лет назад

      Aweegee Luigi i like ctf to feed my attemp to rank up my scouts scatter gun and fail horribly

  • @master-ri5kq
    @master-ri5kq 5 лет назад +257

    Uncle Dane: change can happen
    Valve employee: *laughs*

    • @name3166
      @name3166 4 года назад +3

      i whant to like but its 69...

    • @ZackSantiago
      @ZackSantiago 4 года назад +3

      Sunny same

    • @name3166
      @name3166 4 года назад +1

      @@ZackSantiago You can like now

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel 4 года назад +2

      man i remember watching all these theorycrafting videos when they came out. everyone was so excited that valve had finally noticed that competitive tf2 was possible! there was going to be so much progress made! new and interesting ways to enjoy the game, or at least, streamlined, perfected old ways!
      but then reality reared its ugly head again: valve is dead.

  • @boots911
    @boots911 7 лет назад +546

    dude this video is entirely wrong.. like completely...
    you're saying santa is my stepdad in a beard???
    I DON'T EVEN HAVE A STEPDAD WHO IS IT

    • @boots911
      @boots911 7 лет назад +10

      Gabriel Shepard oh yeah I forgot I had an uncle with my cousin.

    • @cleverstudios4565
      @cleverstudios4565 7 лет назад +3

      Gabriel Shepard a

    • @coffeetext
      @coffeetext 7 лет назад +2

      Clever Studios
      'an'.

    • @tinanolan9978
      @tinanolan9978 5 лет назад

      Ur mum I had to say it man I has toooo

  • @sizzle7578
    @sizzle7578 3 года назад +23

    CTF feels like No Man's Land, especially on 2fort.

  • @naf3773
    @naf3773 4 года назад +177

    4:46 Medic: Good In Pretty Much Every Situation
    Medic is the best TF2 class confirmed

  • @devinarato69420
    @devinarato69420 4 года назад +203

    1:55 holy BALLS! God tier transition.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 7 лет назад +142

    Duh it is. I thought we were all playing it ironically...

    • @aguynamedguy9385
      @aguynamedguy9385 7 лет назад +10

      I find it's the best game mode to get points in. The endless matches makes it very easy to farm kills.

    • @piratep
      @piratep 7 лет назад +5

      Guy nah that's Hightower.

  • @magicalminerz1823
    @magicalminerz1823 2 года назад +12

    7:12 Oh hey Valve listened when we made a bomb threat!… *Dies to a random crit*
    Man I hate random crits… Wait a sec.

  • @geraldthelord277
    @geraldthelord277 7 лет назад +149

    10/10 intro

  • @StaunchWheat87
    @StaunchWheat87 7 лет назад +226

    turbine is a shitty map until you play it with 32 players

    • @LocalPlane7
      @LocalPlane7 7 лет назад +73

      then it's just fucking chaos

    • @vaasmontenegro2853
      @vaasmontenegro2853 7 лет назад +9

      Operation Metro 64 players? lmao

    • @sebascc007
      @sebascc007 7 лет назад +10

      all capture the flag maps are cool to play with 32 players

    • @YGOstratPlayer
      @YGOstratPlayer 7 лет назад +1

      Capture the flag is the most fun gamemode and maps to dick around with , but for actually playing the objective they are easily the worst.

  • @lambdalabs7807
    @lambdalabs7807 4 года назад +389

    “Valve retroactively removes Turbine from the competitive map rotation after r/tf2 called in a bomb threat on their offices.”

    • @dr.penguin7934
      @dr.penguin7934 4 года назад +67

      It takes bomb threats to get Valve to fix something? Damn

    • @lambdalabs7807
      @lambdalabs7807 4 года назад +7

      yes

    • @stevengruner4885
      @stevengruner4885 4 года назад +2

      Reconfigure WHYYYYYYYYY

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 4 года назад +37

      r/tf2 is truly the worst thing in existence

    • @dutbud9049
      @dutbud9049 4 года назад +28

      @@kedarunzi9139 "The 'r/tf2 sent bomb threats to Valve' thing was a joke by the way" twitter.com/danekevincook/status/809952469111320576?lang=en

  • @the_knightcatTTv
    @the_knightcatTTv 3 года назад +14

    *Me playing capture the flag on the 2Fort map because any other que takes forever*

  • @william04021999
    @william04021999 7 лет назад +136

    That intro almost made me shit my myself of laughter

    • @JL-dance
      @JL-dance 7 лет назад +2

      i think they have a cure for that

    • @ryderwilson3385
      @ryderwilson3385 7 лет назад +1

      William Jørgensen Same

  • @gloriaguevara4639
    @gloriaguevara4639 3 года назад +267

    Can we have uncle dane at home
    We have uncle dane at home
    Uncle dane at home: 0:09

    • @dixietf2
      @dixietf2 2 года назад +4

      Uncle dane at home: sentry goin up

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 Год назад +1

      @@dixietf2 Uncle dane at the streets:Teleporter goin' up

  • @kalibos
    @kalibos 7 лет назад +131

    so basically tf2 ctf is the same as the western front in ww1

  • @wjjgtin5074
    @wjjgtin5074 3 года назад +63

    "Valve retroactively removed turbine from the competitive map rotation after r/tf2 called in a bomb threat to their offices" and people wonder why valve just won't touch this game anymore

  • @TooMuchFez
    @TooMuchFez 7 лет назад +659

    The last time I played Turbine on a pub, it went a little somethin' like this:
    >My friend goes engineer, and for whatever reason, puts his sentry on the cap point.
    >I go engineer, and just to humor him, I do the same.
    >The other engineer, who happened to put his sentry in the cap room, puts his sentry on the point as well.
    >My other friend goes engineer and does the same.
    >In minutes, the whole team (minus one pyro spychecker) was engineer.
    >We have a wall of metal around our intelligence.
    >The blues start to try and cap.
    >Border patrol says no.
    >They try again. A soldier and medic uber-push.
    >Border patrol says no.
    >A medic and a heavy uber-push.
    >Border patrol says no.
    >A spy tries to sap our sentries.
    >Immigration (our pyro) says no.
    >45 minutes pass.
    >Somehow, our wall crumbles and diminishes over time.
    >We all go scout and hella rush.
    >We have taken the enemy intelligence.
    >In under a minute, we capture.
    >Since we stayed in the capture room, we immediately have taken the enemy intelligence.
    >We have secured the enemy intelligence.
    >We have taken the enemy intelligence.
    >We have secured the enemy intelligence.
    >Red team wins.
    >Blue team gets mad and reports us.
    >My other friend got VAC'ed.

    • @beyblader101_
      @beyblader101_ 7 лет назад +101

      if you're really telling the truth, vac ban is shit man

    • @TooMuchFez
      @TooMuchFez 7 лет назад +2

      yeah man

    • @Groobis
      @Groobis 7 лет назад +32

      Don't think you can get vac'd from reports... and if you can, and he does, you can probably find a way to appeal the vac ban.

    • @TooMuchFez
      @TooMuchFez 7 лет назад +22

      he had already been VAC'ed 2 times before for messing with lmaobox so he just made a new account

    • @sir.barnaby6328
      @sir.barnaby6328 7 лет назад +91

      VAC is anticheat. You cant get a VAC for just getting reported.
      I smell fake.

  • @raylomas5508
    @raylomas5508 7 лет назад +531

    say what you will but I really enjoy 2-hour long battles on ctf_doublecross

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 7 лет назад +7

      Yah 2 Fort and especially Turbine are some of the most cancerous maps there are

    • @energeticyellow1637
      @energeticyellow1637 7 лет назад +34

      Doublecross holds a very special place in my heart.

    • @cresselia6156
      @cresselia6156 7 лет назад +2

      Sticky-trapping the garage door on Turbine is how I used to relieve stress.

    • @Shiverskill
      @Shiverskill 7 лет назад +3

      It's a requirement that a 2fort last at least an hour. If it doesnt then you're doing it wrong.

    • @edenontheair4168
      @edenontheair4168 7 лет назад +15

      there's a certain server that i go on constantly that is a 24/7 doublecross server where the cap limit is set to like 666 so it's basically TDM for hours on end. say what you will but this is my favorite way to play tf2.

  • @_GTX1650
    @_GTX1650 4 года назад +373

    Uncle Dane: Nooo you just cant stay in The same place The whole Game they Will kill you
    Engis: Haha rancho relaxo goes brrr brrr

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 3 года назад +31

      @@n3bloons23 Haha Brr jokes go BRRRRRR

    • @lordoftoasters2748
      @lordoftoasters2748 3 года назад +4

      No matter how smug we act the demomen will always blow up our shit

    • @beep6205
      @beep6205 3 года назад

      @@n3bloons23 hahahahahahahah brrrrr brrrrr brrrr

    • @n3bloons23
      @n3bloons23 3 года назад

      @@beep6205 lol

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 Год назад +6

    The fun part is when you successfully build a sentry in the ENEMY intel while a teammate simultaniously steals the briefcase.

  • @moldycarrot9267
    @moldycarrot9267 6 лет назад +329

    Lets be honest, people only play CTF to play deathmatch. Many casuals don't want to play the objective and there's nothing in CTF that forces players to play the objective.
    Which begs the question, why aren't there any good DM maps out there? Why beat around the bush when all CTF is good for is racking up frags?

    • @thedanklordofthesith210
      @thedanklordofthesith210 5 лет назад +26

      Moldy Carrot and thus Hightower was born

    • @MissFeatherstone
      @MissFeatherstone 5 лет назад +12

      Well, valve hides death match in the “alternative” ganemodes section, which means less people play it or even know it exists. This leads to long wait times for unfilled games, so people just ignore them and que up for ctf.

    • @mr.nickname9172
      @mr.nickname9172 5 лет назад +10

      Jensen Bartel deathmatch is in the alternative section I didn’t know that, unless your referring to player destruction?

    • @MissFeatherstone
      @MissFeatherstone 5 лет назад +16

      Mr.Nickname well yeah, player destruction is the “deathmach” mode, with the goal revolving around killing people.

    • @mr.nickname9172
      @mr.nickname9172 5 лет назад +3

      Jensen Bartel well you still need to place all of those things you get from killing people into the ufo

  • @ZapperVang
    @ZapperVang 5 лет назад +178

    It isn't the worst since it gives tf2 players a more relaxing way to play it, you don't nearly have to do as much so it's very chill.

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 5 лет назад +41

      Also, it is doesn't rush you with the time limit and it lets people have fun time by taunting and everything

    • @user-qc8jd5tw6s
      @user-qc8jd5tw6s 5 лет назад +15

      Ctf should be made maybe into a alternate gamemode then if really the maps are just used by friendlies or turtles.

    • @UsingGorillaLogic
      @UsingGorillaLogic 5 лет назад +6

      i'd separate game modes into "Serious" (KotH, 5cp, Attack Defense, Payload) "Chill" (ctf, payload race, player destruction etc) and "Misc" (misc being the SUPER silly shit)

    • @Bababooey759
      @Bababooey759 4 года назад

      Danes a bit more of a serious player so idk...

    • @vamoose8802
      @vamoose8802 4 года назад +4

      @@somefries3101 Exactly. I can't aim and really aren't too bothered about playing competitively so for me it's great to just Kazotsky kick with half the server for an hour and just have some fun

  • @grfrog
    @grfrog 7 лет назад +127

    The whole point of ctf is that your team has to attack and defend at the same time, it shouldn't be for less then 9 player teams.

    • @christinaspiridou5429
      @christinaspiridou5429 7 лет назад +6

      grfrog you can play ctf in overwatch and it's always 6v6. It can work, if the players like Dane had a better mentality.

    • @miljantodorovic31
      @miljantodorovic31 7 лет назад +18

      It was an arcade gamemode, you can't play it right now. Instead of insulting his mentality try having some actual arguments.

    • @lizardirl9488
      @lizardirl9488 6 лет назад +18

      In overwatch it suffered from the exact same bullcrap, Bastions camping next to flag, Symmetra's turreting the entire area around the flag and Torb just building turrets. The only difference is that ends in an official stalemate, instead of an enjoyable team deathmatch fuckfest.

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 6 лет назад +3

      Agreed... imo, most of the old maps in tf2 were made for 12 players per teams, with around half of each team being defensive and the other half offensive.

    • @footbroke
      @footbroke 6 лет назад +6

      Overwatch CTF was arguably worse. With only 6 players on a small map, 1 lost teamfight means the enemy team has a guaranteed flag cap. It was even possible to cheese the flag by doing something like playing Reinhardt and grabbing the flag then charging half the way back.

  • @uncreativename2979
    @uncreativename2979 2 года назад +2

    The 3 outcomes of CTF
    1. Over in 2 minutes
    2. Over in 3 hours
    3. Friendly utopia

  • @moronichybrid
    @moronichybrid 5 лет назад +112

    Me: *Plays as Engie, Infiltrates into the enemy base to their Intel room and sets a tele exit*
    Also me:
    *Does that on 2Fort*

    • @grieferjones2237
      @grieferjones2237 4 года назад +1

      whatcha gotta do is put an entrance back to your intel there instead

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 4 года назад

      TheDream64 Were you able to do that at one point? I feel like that's something a lot of players do who played the game for a long time. But just started playing again recently

    • @moronichybrid
      @moronichybrid 4 года назад

      It's a teleporter EXIT, not the ENTRANCE

    • @apple425
      @apple425 4 года назад

      Things are now in motaion that cannot be undone.

  • @dioxide39
    @dioxide39 5 лет назад +132

    0:09 Hidden Footage of Uncle Dane abusing enemy teams briefcase (2016 colourized)

  • @MrPaladin
    @MrPaladin 7 лет назад +1409

    Very close to why I think the game mode is the worst in TF2. but not quite. in the next few weeks I'll put up a vid with my take on it.

    • @satedsnail
      @satedsnail 7 лет назад +21

      MrPaladin looking forward for it

    • @Nhyufll
      @Nhyufll 7 лет назад +33

      MrPaladin you didnt do as cool of a intro has dane

    • @Nhyufll
      @Nhyufll 7 лет назад +6

      As*

    • @naf8787
      @naf8787 7 лет назад +7

      Thought you quit tf2 you little shit

    • @zyelowplayz5732
      @zyelowplayz5732 7 лет назад +1

      MrPaladin Are you a fan paladin I just watched 10 vids rn xd

  • @teedeegremlin
    @teedeegremlin 3 года назад +16

    CTF is the true casual setting of casual.
    And that's why I like it. I'm a casual.

  • @Cocoauri
    @Cocoauri 5 лет назад +281

    I play ctf mostly because try hards are less of a thing
    Also friendlies

    • @Frezshii
      @Frezshii 5 лет назад +1

      same

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 5 лет назад +9

      I played CTF and I mainly encountered Hoovies

    • @FlipJanson_
      @FlipJanson_ 5 лет назад +13

      @@kichiroumitsurugi4363 I mostly play CTF to kill hoovies. Their rage in chat is endless entertainment.

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 5 лет назад +12

      I accidentally hit one in the middle of the firefight and I instantly apologize afterwards

    • @vinnyeru
      @vinnyeru 5 лет назад +21

      Flip Janson thats rude

  • @suppipe3167
    @suppipe3167 5 лет назад +136

    I replayed the intro like 19 times

    • @asian2506
      @asian2506 5 лет назад +7

      Suppipe 0:09

    • @iMercenary
      @iMercenary 5 лет назад

      I replayed it like 100+ times

    • @analizin
      @analizin 4 года назад +1

      Uncle Dane: himself
      Luggage: Capture the Flag matches

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l 4 года назад

      'Guess that'll do'

    • @conormartin3476
      @conormartin3476 4 года назад

      “That’s my suitcase dude”

  • @azoverdosed
    @azoverdosed 5 лет назад +201

    Nah, I literally put a teleporter exit at enemy intel without being caught
    *sneak 100*

    • @janb.3600
      @janb.3600 4 года назад +10

      "This is my intel room now!"

    • @dotFLAA
      @dotFLAA 4 года назад +6

      I almost always do that. Better that standing still waiting for some random Spy to all the progress you made.

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 4 года назад +1

      Oh, dude, you have no idea how many nests that I've done in enemy bases.

    • @freevbucks8019
      @freevbucks8019 4 года назад

      WEak, I place ALL my shit there.

    • @digitaledblocks7037
      @digitaledblocks7037 4 года назад +1

      enemy heavy: do you hear that
      enemy demo: nah probably just wind.
      *Metal wasting intensifies*

  • @ronniebarter3857
    @ronniebarter3857 3 года назад +56

    I was on a 2 hour game of ctf on 2fort. It's just an unending quagmire every time. Loved it.

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 4 года назад +147

    Me and my friend were playing casual TF2 for the first time in ages earlier today and we were having a great time until we got to the 45 minute 2Fort match. We stopped after that.

    • @CRRNCRW
      @CRRNCRW 3 года назад +22

      Wow only 45 minutes?
      Damn y’all lucky

    • @yuukiyoshizawa7007
      @yuukiyoshizawa7007 3 года назад +17

      45 minutes?? That's nothing compared to the usual CTF match lap.

    • @CRRNCRW
      @CRRNCRW 3 года назад +7

      Most times it will be a stalemate for 1-2 hours before some people get bored and start pushing the enemy base but someone will steal their intel three consecutive times in the span of like 10 minutes

    • @megalocerosdeity5472
      @megalocerosdeity5472 3 года назад +3

      @@CRRNCRW I played 2fort for 4 hours yesterday. But it wasn't the journey, it was the friends we made along the way

    • @s.k4713
      @s.k4713 2 года назад

      god i remember when i was in a 2 fort server with my friend and he had finished a contract so he couldn't leave without removing it, the round proceeds to go another 5 hours with 2 caps on blue and 1 on red

  • @maygel
    @maygel 4 года назад +221

    CTF really sucks when you play it, but no one wants to leave because of the accumulated experience points.

  • @faze_d4nk775
    @faze_d4nk775 7 лет назад +86

    i kinda hate ctf but demoman on turbine with 32 players on the server is too much fun

    • @sillyYata
      @sillyYata 7 лет назад

      Oh my god, yes! I always go on skial servers with Turbine with my friend pocketing me (yes, i'm one of those guys rip) w/ the kritzkrieg. It's so fucking fun

    • @Haydenw37
      @Haydenw37 7 лет назад +1

      There's the difference, though, between playing a map because its good and playing a map for fun :P

    • @sillyYata
      @sillyYata 7 лет назад +1

      Hayden Witting If it's good, it's competitive. If it is fun, it's casual.

    • @faze_d4nk775
      @faze_d4nk775 7 лет назад

      TheGamesBrothers ikr sometimes it's really hard to get into a sikal turbine server. the server is like always full

    • @protozilla4092
      @protozilla4092 7 лет назад

      32 players? Isn't TF2 12v12 though?

  • @TheGamerUnknown
    @TheGamerUnknown 2 года назад +41

    Many of my first matches in TF2 were CTF on 2Fort. It far outweighed other game-modes and maps. It was so repetitive, mind-numbingly simple and frustrating to see that neither team ever seemed to make any progress and many people were just fucking around. The map and mode made TF2 feel like an abandoned amateur project.
    It honestly made me want to quit. Eventually, I heard from others to just disable CTF from the list. I did, and suddenly I was having a ton of fun. The objectives were all doable and dependent on teamwork. I could get a lot better as a player and team-mate.
    I don't think I'd have continued playing if I hadn't done that.

  • @tilenkerin1279
    @tilenkerin1279 5 лет назад +285

    I hate the Steel map. The whole thing is a giant freaking maze and you don't know where you are half the time.

    • @connorthompson66
      @connorthompson66 5 лет назад +42

      *Sees a sign that points to the different control points* SUCH A MAZE!

    • @TGG104
      @TGG104 5 лет назад +19

      Honestly it’s because it’s so big and hard to maneuver around. However I personally don’t hate it because it’s fun to play on plus it doesn’t feel like a maze for me anymore.

    • @mamamiazakaria7481
      @mamamiazakaria7481 5 лет назад +12

      I agree it feels like a maze but it isn't and I just get fucking lost in dead ends. The respawns are also really confusing. But it is better than Hydro lol

    • @connorthompson66
      @connorthompson66 5 лет назад +2

      @@mamamiazakaria7481 off the top of my head, I can only think of 2 dead ends. Both of them are areas for red snipers.

    • @mamamiazakaria7481
      @mamamiazakaria7481 5 лет назад

      @@connorthompson66 then I keep repeating my mistakes then but still that fucking map hurts head

  • @Kiammyfy
    @Kiammyfy 7 лет назад +97

    Don't forget the "Hey, no capping" people
    I got kicked for holding the intel after my team capped twice.
    Kick player? Reason: Playing the game
    Anyhow, I think this game mode should and must have a time limit too. Otherwise, it'd be an endless kicking game instead.

    • @thedoomslayer9832
      @thedoomslayer9832 6 лет назад +9

      Kiammyfy honestly depends what your team was doing, being friendly, yeah you get kicked. But if there just killing people then I don't see the point in that.

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 6 лет назад +11

      ikr, just like in Hightower. It may be funny at first, but after an hour of stalemate, it's annoying.

    • @HPSmugscraft
      @HPSmugscraft 5 лет назад

      Thou shalt not cap.

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te 4 года назад

      I understand people not wanting to cap, but kicking teammates for capping is asinine, especially in casual when some people want to complete contracts

  • @jolo8224
    @jolo8224 7 лет назад +111

    Dane, are you my stepdad in a fake beard

  • @revilno
    @revilno 2 года назад +3

    CTF was luckily not my first gamemode, but I do like it, occasionally. Usually it’s just fun to fight without doing the objectives, but back during the high point of bots, the entire other team was bots, so my team went full offensive and medics, with 3 heavy’s, 6 engineers, a 3 medics. We, unlike most CTF sessions, pushed forward with our sentries and heavy’s, cornering the snipers in their spawns, and as the Heavy’s protected the sentries along with the medics, us Engineers valiantly grabbed the Intelligence and won the game. That was my first 5,10,15,20 and 41 kill streaks and it was amazing. We didn’t cower from the bots, we pushed them to their base and won, and it was with the power of coordination. CTF is fun if you coordinate attacks, but it’s also fun just killing and goofing around. Nice video by the way!

  • @nobodyofconsequence6522
    @nobodyofconsequence6522 6 лет назад +180

    in ctf my brother likes to build in the enemy's intel room. that never gets old.

    • @scipio7994
      @scipio7994 6 лет назад +23

      Liam Mc Cormick sneak a teleporter there, use the Erika effect and then just teleport to your base make a turret then warp back to enemy intel and put a turret in their capture point

    • @classic952
      @classic952 6 лет назад +5

      @@scipio7994 oh no, its different on console version, you have to sneakily build in the enemys intel room and then DARE the enemy team to attack. quickly build a sentry and dispenser (dispensers cant be upgraded might I add) and just hope no one pops an uber.

    • @mr.nickname9172
      @mr.nickname9172 5 лет назад +3

      the french engineer do people still play on console?

    • @unclegrapes1928
      @unclegrapes1928 5 лет назад +1

      Oh thats a ninjaneer!

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 лет назад +1

      @Arjun and Arnav Menon the Console version never gets the latest updates like Jungle Inferno, Scream Fortress or Smissmas. Maybe even an update before the Jungle Inferno. But thats just my thought

  • @ThomasFarquhar2
    @ThomasFarquhar2 4 года назад +90

    How to prevent enemies capping in CTF
    Put the sentry in the enemies intel room, can’t cap with a red sentry in the blu base

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 4 года назад +14

      Muselk described that strategy as "Mexican Standoff" They can't get in but you can't get out

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 года назад +3

      @@saulesalejos4483 haha eureka effect go zoom

    • @beggarsbazooka9517
      @beggarsbazooka9517 3 года назад

      Pal, have you ever heard of an Übercharge before?

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 3 года назад +3

      @@beggarsbazooka9517 *laughs in casual class selections*

    • @beggarsbazooka9517
      @beggarsbazooka9517 3 года назад +3

      @@ThomasFarquhar2 If i were on the team that can't go to their own intel room, i would go Medic. However if i'm not... Then luckily one random player in the other team will pick Medic, a player who just joined to the match sees that there's no Medic on the team and decides to pick him or the entire team makes a push without a Medic and somehow destroy the sentry.
      Also, Sentries aren't that hard to destroy... If you're a Soldier you can use splash damage. If you're a demo you can use Sticky Bombs, If you're a Heavy and have The Second Banana you can destroy it (Banana's recharge time is quick).
      However if there's more than one Sentry or/and engineers, that's another story.

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 7 лет назад +266

    I like Capture the Flag for the same reason I like Hightower - half the time, people ignore the point in favor of good, old-fashioned DM. And sometimes, it's fun just to DM for the hell of it.

    • @benchong373
      @benchong373 7 лет назад +1

      It would make more sense to move the good old fashioned DM let's dance to alternative or something and sure as hell not COMP

    • @AASAA1
      @AASAA1 7 лет назад +13

      Galahandhi There is no official deathmatch gamemode though.

    • @redrix1787
      @redrix1787 7 лет назад +1

      Ryusuta I just go their to farm my stranges

    • @Adusakful
      @Adusakful 7 лет назад

      "Good old-fashioned" brainless deathmatch? Yea because that's why TF2 team objective oriented game was invented for, just to kill other people like brainless lemings

    • @tymekx014
      @tymekx014 7 лет назад +2

      you dont seem like a person who would play tf2

  • @grandpaheavy2730
    @grandpaheavy2730 3 года назад +5

    The only positive for 2fort : *Being Friendly*

  • @viktoroclone
    @viktoroclone 7 лет назад +200

    please use this intro for every other video

  • @HadrianCustodes
    @HadrianCustodes 5 лет назад +96

    3:04
    "You know what I'm saying?"
    "Ah."

  • @one-minutemetal1290
    @one-minutemetal1290 4 года назад +212

    me playing ctf: Can we cap now?
    the entire server: NO
    me playing hightower: Its been 2 hours can we cap?
    the entire server: WHAT? NO

    • @Graysoneli2
      @Graysoneli2 4 года назад +28

      bruh you legit go on hightower to cap? lmaooooooooooo

    • @happifty2534
      @happifty2534 4 года назад +12

      Gray just disable ctf and Hightower when you queue

    • @one-minutemetal1290
      @one-minutemetal1290 4 года назад +5

      @@Graysoneli2 i eventually cap when its been 2 hours and payload sitting in the middle yes

    • @attackbrains2095
      @attackbrains2095 4 года назад +8

      one time, i capped on hightower. 3 people had contracts to turn in, including me. i did get vote kicked, but i spent 2 hours doing the contract and i couldnt just let that effort go to waste

    • @one-minutemetal1290
      @one-minutemetal1290 4 года назад +4

      @@attackbrains2095 luckily i finished all my contracts when they came out so i just wanna play a long match in tf2, i dont wanna leave because lots of points so i try to cap and whole server be like "HES CAPPING KICK HIM"

  • @joseignaciogazzi3278
    @joseignaciogazzi3278 3 года назад +20

    I have to say, its a lot of rewarding to win a 3 hours match...and I found it...in capture the case...
    To be honest, capture is like an art for me. Its the objective, and when the battle seems to be eternal, I go for it...and in pretty much cases i fail or end the match doing it...the moment of doing such thing lasts until i close the game...the end of a nonsense battle...a Cold War...

  • @waifoo4300
    @waifoo4300 4 года назад +20

    I still remember booting up 2fort in 2013. I'd engi rocket jump, and set up my sentry on top of the bridge (in front of the enemy base). I'd sit with my back to the corner and my rescue ranger out. They never Uber'd. I was so proud of myself.

  • @drunkenqueen3077
    @drunkenqueen3077 6 лет назад +165

    0:10 He's trying not to laugh

    • @sphere4688
      @sphere4688 6 лет назад +1

      ITS THE HUMP DISPENSA

    • @FinnKid1
      @FinnKid1 6 лет назад +3

      TRY NOT TO LAUGH! Dane 2018 Funny CTF Moments Don't Laugh Or Smile

  • @nekipeh7373
    @nekipeh7373 6 лет назад +255

    Unlimited time? Soooooo....
    *...LETS DANCE!!!!*

    • @Meander101001
      @Meander101001 6 лет назад +8

      KEEP DANCING BABIES

    • @classic952
      @classic952 6 лет назад +3

      KAZOTSKY KKKKKKIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

    • @Wiifanbro
      @Wiifanbro 5 лет назад

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @noone6991
      @noone6991 5 лет назад

      Nikola Peh here, I’ll put on some music. (Puts on RED triumphs!)

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 5 лет назад

      and kick people who just kill us and doesn't let us party

  • @gabagoooby
    @gabagoooby 3 года назад +2

    The only reason I go on capture the flag is because I like long drawn out matches where you can kind of just farm cheeky kills and talk in the chat, it's comfy

  • @bl1ppa
    @bl1ppa 4 года назад +161

    the fact that roblox’s counterpart of tf2, typical colors 2, fixed turbine by adding more offensive routes and a timer

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 4 года назад +27

      Typical colors 2 runs worse than me actually playing TF2

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 3 года назад +8

      @Victor Luigi that’s what i said, TC2 just runs worse, and IS worse

    • @karkoyeet8062
      @karkoyeet8062 3 года назад +13

      Well yeah, its a roblox game did anyone think that its better than tf2

    • @zpan1741
      @zpan1741 3 года назад +1

      @@chicken8664 and yet it still fixes turbine...

    • @therealdoc
      @therealdoc 3 года назад +7

      @@zpan1741 A polished piece of shit is still a piece of shit.

  • @moregasmthepowerful2959
    @moregasmthepowerful2959 7 лет назад +91

    Hey Dane, you missed a reason. Crits on cap.
    For ten, fucking, seconds.

    • @kilionduke9010
      @kilionduke9010 7 лет назад +1

      Moregasm the Powerful No thats a good thing because it encourages the game to be sped up and the capping team to cap again

    • @charlesm7215
      @charlesm7215 7 лет назад +19

      It gives an incredible power boost to the team that's _already_ in the lead. That's like giving a Super Star to the 1st place driver in Mario Kart because he was the first to make a lap. It's *not* a good thing.

    • @tohotf2365
      @tohotf2365 7 лет назад +6

      When you can't kill anyone and need crits to outplay

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 7 лет назад +1

      Moregasm the Powerful I think it also made the enemies unable to attack too, I don't know.

  • @moz7377
    @moz7377 7 лет назад +124

    Am I the one person that plays Engie OFFENSIVELY on 2Fort? You know set up in the opposing team's sewers? Just me? Ok. I'll go.

    • @user-lp7tx1fe6t
      @user-lp7tx1fe6t 7 лет назад +1

      Mariopoop 90 i do that as well

    • @FamusJamus
      @FamusJamus 7 лет назад +14

      Mariopoop 90 Sewers are a bad place to set up, you just end up stalling on what is basically a flanking path.
      This is being offensive:
      - Wrangler-jump onto the bridge's roof.
      - Plonk sentry near the enemy's battlements, with teleporter and dispenser Also on there.
      - Watch your now-redundant snipers while waiting for an opening.
      - Wrangle-jump onto the enemy battlements, and move teleporter/dispenser into that middle "room" covered by your sentry.
      - Keep buildings alive as half your team suddenly has a new attacking angle to exploit.
      There's also building in the enemy's intel room, but that's relatively boring. xD

    • @nerfinator6
      @nerfinator6 7 лет назад +11

      Then wait around until I go demo and remove your cancerous garbage from my base.

    • @moz7377
      @moz7377 7 лет назад

      Sergeant Methcake dang nabbit.

    • @user-lp7tx1fe6t
      @user-lp7tx1fe6t 7 лет назад

      Sergeant Methcake lmao salty scout main who hate engi