Yeah its like ragequitting a game FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS STUPID ROUTE "what just ha-" FUCK OFF WILL YOU?! and you... (proceeds to violence with godhood)
@@danieleduardocastillomonto4574 I think they are different bladess. The one in the cabin is a part of the illusion crafted by the narrator. The one she makes is a part of her ability to shift accordingly with how she’s perceived.
The Cheated: "Oh no! Nuh-uh! We are NOT sitting through that intro exposition AGAIN! We start IN the Cabin, RIGHT NOW!!!" The Narrator: "What the- Hey! What in blazes just happened!?"
I lost it when I got to “Hehe.” I’d been shanked, and she deadpan delivers that line, as though it was given to her on a slip of paper and can’t make heads or tails of the meaning.
@@jackislegitterrified3689 you would think but the fury puts us through such debilitating torture that even the stubborn gives up, the cold doesn't feel anything at all, he's detached completely from the body. That's why he knows our nature as the long quiet, of being nothing, in the quantum beak fury ending. That's why I said it's uncharacteristic
@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767 He just said it looked painful. It was simply an observation. He is shown being somewhat sympathetic in the Princess and the Dragon route if you simply leave her to rot their. She ask what she ever did to deserve you, and then the Cold says "Nothing."
"I assure you, there is nothing hidden there." I just like how despite trying to pretend she aint gonna stab you, she didnt wanna escalate this to levels of akwardness . Its like she knew if there was a narrative option to take a look, some would take it, but decided to drop the act, cause even eldtrich beings have some level of standards.
This whole line is gold, best dialog for comedy in the early stages but also one of the most raw endings in the game with the empty cup. The execution of it is all on point. Other princesses have designs or stories I prefer, but razor is just an experience you can't go without.
This was my first ever route lol, I figured I'd let the narrator guide me before trying to free the princess, and got this, with the full body razor ending. I regret nothing, amazing first route in an even more amazing game
I still think we're the "dragon" in this world of fantasy tropes. So more of a feathered lizard than a scaly bird. Edit: I have heard tales of the devs confirming our bird-ness. I like to think the comparison still stands though. Dragon -> dinosaur -> bird.
This has to be, by far, one of my favorite routes. All the voices present, the sheer snark in all of the characters, Cheated (and everyone for that matter) totally disregarding the Narrator, really great run.
Voice of the smitten : She's gorgeous! Absolutely divine ! Me : You got a problem my friend. Voice of the Stubborn : Yes ! Behold, the perfect woman ! Me : Nevermind, it is I who got a problem.
Funny thing is the fact that if you asked her more detailed questions, she actually gets impatient, drops the act, frees herself, and goes straight after you anyway.
I think it's more sometime after the narrator and the voices say they've said their piece but are happy if you want to continue to delay the inevitable by asking more questions. And it also happens if you try to leave. Also if you're unarmed, you automatically try to run for the stairs before she skewers you. And if you do have the blade you automatically try to fight back, only for her to easily parry then slice off your hand (fittingly the cursor flips to reflect that), before doing the inevitable.
This game has so many paths and content within it every video I watch of it I get introduced to like 3 new variations that I didn't even know existed. This is what happens when a visual novel is like 15 gigs. I can't wait to see a compilation of all the possible paths and endings.
The voice of the Cheated is absolutely my favorite voice. The fact he just keeps wanting to win and sounds like he is getting more pissed everytime we lose is so funny and relatable to me, especially when he was done with bejng in those woods instead of spawning at the cabin lmao.
"Shes gorgeous! Absolutely divine!" "Yes! Behold, the perfect woman!" "Do you think we can throw HER out the window?" "I'd say we bow down to her right now if that had ever even slightly worked for us." "We're screwed. I quit! I'm done! Forget it!" I can't believe I'm being fully genuine when I say that the schizophrenic voices in your head are the best part about this game.
While I like the new Happily Ever after route a lot, this still is one my favorite routes. "I assure you, there's nothing hidden there." Along with the 'Hehe." just sends me into gigglefits. Also, THE LOOK.
I've watched many ytbers play this game and I've beaten it myself yet never seen anybody get it nor did I. I didn't know it existed until this video. And holy shit, no other route has made me laugh harder and be more disturbed at the exact same time. While beast, Nightmare, and Grey are all very creepy respectively, the knifes through the arms is the most conceptually disturbing thing in the whole game imo. New favorite route!
I am the Bone of my Sword Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood. I have created over a Thousand Blades, Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. I Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray-- Unlimited Blade Works"
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I think its not taking the blade the second time, which causes the contrarian to come along on the third and throw it out the window. Since you don't have a blade to fight her at the end you wouldn't end it by finally striking a killing blow.
The Voice of the Cheated sounds VERY SIMILAR to Tariq Khan's voice acting as Evrart Claire in Disco Elysium. I could have sworn it was the same voice actor!
My first ever time playing, I somehow went from Spectre to Nightmare to Wraith and got four chapters that way, but other than that I don't thiiiink anyone else has four chapters??
i mean technically there's the route that goes razor -> the arms race -> mutually assured destruction but that's basically the same as this except you have the blade
Isn't protagonist something like feathered hydra? Or that kind of dragon, who can regrow cut head into two new ones? It would explain, why it has so many pesonalities everytime it gets cut.
The Long Quiet is heavily avian. Beaked, taloned, and heavily feathered. When the Narrator split the Long Quiet from the Shifting Mound, he imparted/imprinted much of himself onto the Long Quiet, resulting in the corvid and owlish attributes of the player character.
BEHOLD! THE PERFECT WOMAN!
You think we can throw HER out the window?
@@rinconusmcthat looked... painful
How is she still alive?
Heart's still beating, That's all she needs.
@@sketch173This is fake! This is all fake! That's all just made up!
"Listen.I would like to look at a bird"
That whole interaction was gold
mhm
when does that happen? (in the vid)
@@internetsalt 17:15
the main character is a bird she’s already looked at one
He must have been so happy when he finally got to meet the Narrator.
Yet another unreasonable body standard for women
Idk "eldritch mass of bladed weaponry" seems perfectly feasible, you just need an iron heavy diet and good skincare.
@@randomnerd4211"Good skincare" fr fr
@@randomnerd4211a healthy lack of skin you mean
@@randomnerd4211literally just eat raw steel at that point
@@ultimaterecoil1136 Don't you go quipping now, who could say no to that complexion? Why she practically _shines._
In a way Smitten wasn't kidding in us winning her heart.
*[Him too]* is one of the funniest options that you can take in the entire game, really glad they made that a separate option after clearing your mind
And to me it also feels like a way to understand that the narrator IS different from the rest of the voices
Yeah its like ragequitting a game
FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS STUPID ROUTE
"what just ha-"
FUCK OFF WILL YOU?!
and you... (proceeds to violence with godhood)
“Fuck are you still doing here get out”
35:56
The Smitten 🤝 The Stubborn
🗿🤝🗿
She's so perfect
Clearly the ideal beauty standard
Perfect indeed her voice sounds a bit like a transformer we about to go clang clang clang
So, the fact that the protagonist feared the possibility of the princess having a blade was what gave her the blade?
I think so. The protagonist's perception of the princess is what really shapes her.
Not only gave her a blade, made her body out of them. It is posible that the blade in the first chapter is also an extention of her body
@@danieleduardocastillomonto4574 I think they are different bladess. The one in the cabin is a part of the illusion crafted by the narrator. The one she makes is a part of her ability to shift accordingly with how she’s perceived.
Yeah the cheated manifests it just like when he teleported them to the cabin
@@globurim Not just teleported. He set the spawning point inside the cabin. Every loop from that point happened at the cabin
When you see those words "empty your mind" you KNOW that the hero is about to wreck her no matter how powerful she is.
We need a lock in meme for the hero
Bro gave her the WORK WOOO
Like when guts empty his mind to kill jill
Someone take Hero for some birdwatching, he’ll get to see so many birds.
that's why they want to look into that mirror so damn bad
The cheated just teleporting you to the cabin is so f!cking funny 😭
The Cheated: "Oh no! Nuh-uh! We are NOT sitting through that intro exposition AGAIN! We start IN the Cabin, RIGHT NOW!!!"
The Narrator: "What the- Hey! What in blazes just happened!?"
Then he dies anyway 💀
@@jin_cotl "Ow."
The cut to just
“Eh-“
“I feel dizzy.”
Poor Hero.
I lost it when I got to “Hehe.” I’d been shanked, and she deadpan delivers that line, as though it was given to her on a slip of paper and can’t make heads or tails of the meaning.
I wish we could have the smitten present for every run. He’s such a sweetheart.
I think the fact that the cold said "that looked painful" has sooooo much weight omg
That is genuinely what stuck with me the most in that whole scene, I was hoping someone else in here noticed that too haha
That's a bit uncharacteristic of him. Idk why he said that
@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767Because maybe he had been broken?
@@jackislegitterrified3689 you would think but the fury puts us through such debilitating torture that even the stubborn gives up, the cold doesn't feel anything at all, he's detached completely from the body. That's why he knows our nature as the long quiet, of being nothing, in the quantum beak fury ending. That's why I said it's uncharacteristic
@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767 He just said it looked painful. It was simply an observation.
He is shown being somewhat sympathetic in the Princess and the Dragon route if you simply leave her to rot their.
She ask what she ever did to deserve you, and then the Cold says "Nothing."
"I assure you, there is nothing hidden there."
I just like how despite trying to pretend she aint gonna stab you, she didnt wanna escalate this to levels of akwardness .
Its like she knew if there was a narrative option to take a look, some would take it, but decided to drop the act, cause even eldtrich beings have some level of standards.
There's nothing hidden where, though?
@@jackislegitterrified3689 her other....deeper-but not meat deep parts of her body
If given the chance the contrarian would throw everything out of the window
We may be a bird, but the contrarian is a cat.
**pushes narrator out of window**
He'd push the window out of the window
Unless that's what is required of him
@@nise6699He'd push the entier reality out of the window
Do you think he can throw the window out the window?
36:06
Contrarian be cooking
Fr
He be stewing
This whole line is gold, best dialog for comedy in the early stages but also one of the most raw endings in the game with the empty cup. The execution of it is all on point.
Other princesses have designs or stories I prefer, but razor is just an experience you can't go without.
Agreed razor is by far my favourite route. It makes sense cuz it contains all possible voices
@@CloverKyng So does Moment of Clarity, which arguably did it better.
@@TGT30They're both hopeless, so how?
I guess at least the voices finally stop being themselves?
@@jackislegitterrified3689 No. I don’t know, to be honest.
This was my first ever route lol, I figured I'd let the narrator guide me before trying to free the princess, and got this, with the full body razor ending. I regret nothing, amazing first route in an even more amazing game
Never met a woman more honest in her intentions. Truely the best girl.😂
BEHOLD!! THE PERFECT WOMAN
17:08 but she's already looking at a bird
You know its really unclear how much bird we are and how much weird feathered dinosaur we truly are
@@Freedmoon44the narrator is a bird, apparently he made us so maybe he made us in his image?
I still think we're the "dragon" in this world of fantasy tropes. So more of a feathered lizard than a scaly bird.
Edit: I have heard tales of the devs confirming our bird-ness. I like to think the comparison still stands though. Dragon -> dinosaur -> bird.
Wait, does that make the player character the Narrator's self-insert? Good lord no wonder he loathes the Thorn Kiss Scene @@banann_ducc
Yeah the long quiet is a bird like creature he even has a beak if what the tower says is to be trusted.
Honestly didnt expect Long Quiet to awaken some fraction of his godhood to body the princess like that. He literally cast domain expansion on her.
Exactly
This has to be, by far, one of my favorite routes. All the voices present, the sheer snark in all of the characters, Cheated (and everyone for that matter) totally disregarding the Narrator, really great run.
We all know what is "THE LOOK"
Rizz the Princess
The one from disco elysium
it’s an expression of pain
I just imagined the "Ron Desantis" smile 😂😂😂
I think it's supposed to look *suggestive*. I'm afraid it's meant *for the ladies*.
20:00 I like how she briefly drops the act to disclaim what we all were thinking where she was hiding a weapon. 😹 🔪
I love the sort of woman that will actually just kill me.
The Razors dialogue is fucking hilarious
17:10 Hero should get to look at a bird.
He does indirectly, the Narrator is a crow.
@@theorangeoof926 not really. The voice of the Hero always disappears when we get to the mirror
@@moxstoleyoursocks2241I mean it was described in the endings as the voices being dormant or suppressed but never really gone, they just can’t talk.
Unfortunately, the mirror always makes them leave.
18:53 “ Fortunately for you, she isnt *armed.* “
Yeah, CUZ SHES GONNA HAVE NO ARM-
Voice of the smitten : She's gorgeous! Absolutely divine !
Me : You got a problem my friend.
Voice of the Stubborn : Yes ! Behold, the perfect woman !
Me : Nevermind, it is I who got a problem.
Funny thing is the fact that if you asked her more detailed questions, she actually gets impatient, drops the act, frees herself, and goes straight after you anyway.
I think it's more sometime after the narrator and the voices say they've said their piece but are happy if you want to continue to delay the inevitable by asking more questions. And it also happens if you try to leave.
Also if you're unarmed, you automatically try to run for the stairs before she skewers you. And if you do have the blade you automatically try to fight back, only for her to easily parry then slice off your hand (fittingly the cursor flips to reflect that), before doing the inevitable.
You’re on a- you’re in a- where the hell are you? OMG this is the best
This game has so many paths and content within it every video I watch of it I get introduced to like 3 new variations that I didn't even know existed. This is what happens when a visual novel is like 15 gigs. I can't wait to see a compilation of all the possible paths and endings.
Oh fun fact this game is going to get even bigger with the pristine cut coming out this year lm
The voice of the Cheated is absolutely my favorite voice. The fact he just keeps wanting to win and sounds like he is getting more pissed everytime we lose is so funny and relatable to me, especially when he was done with bejng in those woods instead of spawning at the cabin lmao.
21:19
average day in brinland where you made the wrong guess & got _bri'shed_ .
Well, there's a reason the voices are bri'ish
@@LimefragmentXD
21:46 that's not "the woods" my man, that's Blade's Edge Mountains in Draenor
Ironically enough, the Narrator was correct the second time around in his statement that the Princess was unarmed. Just...in a more literal sense.
This is by far the most comedic of all the possible playthroughs
I am Actually fucking tearing up at this route. Holy shit. I can't believe I never got this one.
"Shes gorgeous! Absolutely divine!"
"Yes! Behold, the perfect woman!"
"Do you think we can throw HER out the window?"
"I'd say we bow down to her right now if that had ever even slightly worked for us."
"We're screwed. I quit! I'm done! Forget it!"
I can't believe I'm being fully genuine when I say that the schizophrenic voices in your head are the best part about this game.
I really love just. “Listen. I would like to look at a bird.”
The way she says hehe after stabbing you in the neck
She literally doesnt even giggle she just says the words he he and that is so funny to me for some reason.
36:46
*Channel your Inner-Monika and delete everything.*
38:08
*Yoink*
21:11 *Hehe*
This was my first route and I loved it
Totally not suspicious woman.
just a sweet inNOcente princess
36:44 i think the slayer became the long quite and proceeded to BTFO her out of frustration.
I love it. Long Quiet was like “ok no, this ends right now, we’re done.”
24:57 broken,what the hell was that?!
Long drawn-out sigh, exactly what it says on the tin lol
"No, fuck that!" caught me lacking
This is one of my favorite routes
While I like the new Happily Ever after route a lot, this still is one my favorite routes. "I assure you, there's nothing hidden there." Along with the 'Hehe." just sends me into gigglefits. Also, THE LOOK.
I've watched many ytbers play this game and I've beaten it myself yet never seen anybody get it nor did I. I didn't know it existed until this video. And holy shit, no other route has made me laugh harder and be more disturbed at the exact same time. While beast, Nightmare, and Grey are all very creepy respectively, the knifes through the arms is the most conceptually disturbing thing in the whole game imo. New favorite route!
I’m fucking laughing this is the funniest shit ever
this is probably the most powerful the Long Quiet has ever been and all it took was to clear his head... damn
Interesting how the actions of the hero reflect on the personality of the princess
I am the Bone of my Sword Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood. I have created over a Thousand Blades, Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. I Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray-- Unlimited Blade Works"
“At least she likes us. I’ve never been liked before.”
Aw, Broken.
Also 18:29 it’s true, she doesn’t have a knife.
Because she IS the knife.
Lookin sharp
38:08 "yoink"
This is the first chain that shows that the voices and the Long Quiet can take complete control.
Razor is underrated
28:46 smitten casually sliding into DMs
“The look”
36:47 Lock in.
This might just be the creepiest route in my opinion.
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Give him *the look*
I love how the player just locks in and blocks out all the voices and stuff, lmao
I wheezed the whole time in the last segment
T H E L O O K
I don't understand the Empty Cup, how do we get it ? I only end up giving her to the Long quiet as the Razor
I think its not taking the blade the second time, which causes the contrarian to come along on the third and throw it out the window.
Since you don't have a blade to fight her at the end you wouldn't end it by finally striking a killing blow.
@@matheusm.santana6527 Alright I'll try that, thanks a ton !
HOLY MOLY THE NARRATOR IS HONEST
Me and hero had the same reaction to the princess’ final form
Is this the only route where you can get all the voices lol?
Nan, there’s also the Nightmares/Moment of Clarity route
Totally not suspicious women.
The Voice of the Cheated sounds VERY SIMILAR to Tariq Khan's voice acting as Evrart Claire in Disco Elysium. I could have sworn it was the same voice actor!
Is this the only timeline with four chapters, or are there others?
My first ever time playing, I somehow went from Spectre to Nightmare to Wraith and got four chapters that way, but other than that I don't thiiiink anyone else has four chapters??
i mean technically there's the route that goes razor -> the arms race -> mutually assured destruction but that's basically the same as this except you have the blade
10:15
*THE LOOK*
21:10 hehe)
35:36 Smash, next question.
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I so expected you to pick The Look
No one knows how much i loved the bruce lee reference.
Hehe!
She says after stabbing you, it’s one of the funnier lines for me.
Give her "The Look".
Isn't protagonist something like feathered hydra? Or that kind of dragon, who can regrow cut head into two new ones? It would explain, why it has so many pesonalities everytime it gets cut.
The look
hehe.
Should've gone with [The LOOK]
38:47 Is that Blue Star's cousin? /ref
17:10 total adhd moment
Rizz
I give up. How many voices are there?
Eleven total! Hero, Cheated, Contrarian, Broken, Cold, Paranoid, Stubborn, Smitten, Opportunist, Skeptic, and Hunted!
@@gracegrrl007 thanks!
This is without counting the Narrator, for obvious reasons, yet there’s still somewhat of a case to be made that he counts
Why does the player have those strange arms?
The Long Quiet is heavily avian. Beaked, taloned, and heavily feathered. When the Narrator split the Long Quiet from the Shifting Mound, he imparted/imprinted much of himself onto the Long Quiet, resulting in the corvid and owlish attributes of the player character.
17:38 I'm more of a Tower man... but this is definitely my ex... 😂😂😂
Nah, the razor should be called the sarcastic judging by her acting
Why not attempt just bringing in flamethrower?
hehe