Slay the Princess - The Razor, No Way Out & The Empty Cup
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
- Sharpness, cruelty and joy. Razor princess is one of my favorite princesses!
00:00 The Hero and the Princess
07:43 The Razor
21:39 No Way Out
32:19 The Empty Cup
[Voice of the Cheated + Voice of the Contrarian & Voice of the Broken + A Beating Vessel (after a certain point all of the other voices too)]
Slay the Princess playlist: • Slay the Princess 
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Yet another unreasonable body standard for women
Idk "eldritch mass of bladed weaponry" seems perfectly feasible, you just need an iron heavy diet and good skincare.
@@randomnerd4211"Good skincare" fr fr
@@randomnerd4211a healthy lack of skin you mean
@@randomnerd4211literally just eat raw steel at that point
@@ultimaterecoil1136 Don't you go quipping now, who could say no to that complexion? Why she practically _shines._
BEHOLD! THE PERFECT WOMAN!
You think we can throw HER out the window?
@@rinconusmcthat looked... painful
How is she still alive?
Heart's still beating, That's all she needs.
@@sketch173This is fake! This is all fake! That's all just made up!
35:56
The Smitten 🤝 The Stubborn
🗿🤝🗿
She's so perfect
Clearly the ideal beauty standard
"Listen.I would like to look at a bird"
That whole interaction was gold
mhm
when does that happen? (in the vid)
@@internetsalt 17:15
the main character is a bird she’s already looked at one
He must have been so happy when he finally got to meet the Narrator.
So, the fact that the protagonist feared the possibility of the princess having a blade was what gave her the blade?
I think so. The protagonist's perception of the princess is what really shapes her.
Not only gave her a blade, made her body out of them. It is posible that the blade in the first chapter is also an extention of her body
@@danieleduardocastillomonto4574 I think they are different bladess. The one in the cabin is a part of the illusion crafted by the narrator. The one she makes is a part of her ability to shift accordingly with how she’s perceived.
Yeah the cheated manifests it just like when he teleported them to the cabin
@@user-aeb87825 Not just teleported. He set the spawning point inside the cabin. Every loop from that point happened at the cabin
The cheated just teleporting you to the cabin is so f!cking funny 😭
Someone take Hero for some birdwatching, he’ll get to see so many birds.
that's why they want to look into that mirror so damn bad
I lost it when I got to “Hehe.” I’d been shanked, and she deadpan delivers that line, as though it was given to her on a slip of paper and can’t make heads or tails of the meaning.
In a way Smitten wasn't kidding in us winning her heart.
I wish we could have the smitten present for every run. He’s such a sweetheart.
36:06
Contrarian be cooking
When you see those words "empty your mind" you KNOW that the hero is about to wreck her no matter how powerful she is.
We need a lock in meme for the hero
Bro gave her the WORK WOOO
Like when guts empty his mind to kill jill
If given the chance the contrarian would throw everything out of the window
We may be a bird, but the contrarian is a cat.
**pushes narrator out of window**
He'd push the window out of the window
Unless that's what is required of him
@@nise6699He'd push the entier reality out of the window
Do you think he can throw the window out the window?
*[Him too]* is one of the funniest options that you can take in the entire game, really glad they made that a separate option after clearing your mind
Never met a woman more honest in her intentions. Truely the best girl.😂
BEHOLD!! THE PERFECT WOMAN
"I assure you, there is nothing hidden there."
I just like how despite trying to pretend she aint gonna stab you, she didnt wanna escalate this to levels of akwardness .
Its like she knew if there was a narrative option to take a look, some would take it, but decided to drop the act, cause even eldtrich beings have some level of standards.
This was my first ever route lol, I figured I'd let the narrator guide me before trying to free the princess, and got this, with the full body razor ending. I regret nothing, amazing first route in an even more amazing game
We all know what is "THE LOOK"
Rizz the Princess
The one from disco elysium
it’s an expression of pain
I just imagined the "Ron Desantis" smile 😂😂😂
I think it's supposed to look *suggestive*. I'm afraid it's meant *for the ladies*.
I think the fact that the cold said "that looked painful" has sooooo much weight omg
Voice of the smitten : She's gorgeous! Absolutely divine !
Me : You got a problem my friend.
Voice of the Stubborn : Yes ! Behold, the perfect woman !
Me : Nevermind, it is I who got a problem.
20:00 I like how she briefly drops the act to disclaim what we all were thinking where she was hiding a weapon. 😹 🔪
The Perfect Woman doesn't exi-
I love the sort of woman that will actually just kill me.
This is by far the most comedic of all the possible playthroughs
This whole line is gold, best dialog for comedy in the early stages but also one of the most raw endings in the game with the empty cup. The execution of it is all on point.
Other princesses have designs or stories I prefer, but razor is just an experience you can't go without.
Agreed razor is by far my favourite route. It makes sense cuz it contains all possible voices
The Razors dialogue is fucking hilarious
17:08 but she's already looking at a bird
You know its really unclear how much bird we are and how much weird feathered dinosaur we truly are
@@erwannthietart3602the narrator is a bird, apparently he made us so maybe he made us in his image?
I still think we're the "dragon" in this world of fantasy tropes. So more of a feathered lizard than a scaly bird.
Edit: I have heard tales of the devs confirming our bird-ness. I like to think the comparison still stands though. Dragon -> dinosaur -> bird.
Wait, does that make the player character the Narrator's self-insert? Good lord no wonder he loathes the Thorn Kiss Scene @@banann_ducc
Yeah the long quiet is a bird like creature he even has a beak if what the tower says is to be trusted.
This has to be, by far, one of my favorite routes. All the voices present, the sheer snark in all of the characters, Cheated (and everyone for that matter) totally disregarding the Narrator, really great run.
You’re on a- you’re in a- where the hell are you? OMG this is the best
The way she says hehe after stabbing you in the neck
She literally doesnt even giggle she just says the words he he and that is so funny to me for some reason.
17:10 Hero should get to look at a bird.
He does indirectly, the Narrator is a crow.
@@theorangeoof926 not really. The voice of the Hero always disappears when we get to the mirror
@@moxstoleyoursocks2241I mean it was described in the endings as the voices being dormant or suppressed but never really gone, they just can’t talk.
Unfortunately, the mirror always makes them leave.
This game has so many paths and content within it every video I watch of it I get introduced to like 3 new variations that I didn't even know existed. This is what happens when a visual novel is like 15 gigs. I can't wait to see a compilation of all the possible paths and endings.
Oh fun fact this game is going to get even bigger with the pristine cut coming out this year lm
21:19
average day in brinland where you made the wrong guess & got _bri'shed_ .
Well, there's a reason the voices are bri'ish
@@LimefragmentXD
I am Actually fucking tearing up at this route. Holy shit. I can't believe I never got this one.
21:46 that's not "the woods" my man, that's Blade's Edge Mountains in Draenor
Interesting how the actions of the hero reflect on the personality of the princess
21:11 *Hehe*
Totally not suspicious woman.
just a sweet inNOcente princess
I’m fucking laughing this is the funniest shit ever
I've watched many ytbers play this game and I've beaten it myself yet never seen anybody get it nor did I. I didn't know it existed until this video. And holy shit, no other route has made me laugh harder and be more disturbed at the exact same time. While beast, Nightmare, and Grey are all very creepy respectively, the knifes through the arms is the most conceptually disturbing thing in the whole game imo. New favorite route!
This was my first route and I loved it
38:08
*Yoink*
Honestly didnt expect Long Quiet to awaken some fraction of his godhood to body the princess like that. He literally cast domain expansion on her.
24:57 broken,what the hell was that?!
36:44 i think the slayer became the long quite and proceeded to BTFO her out of frustration.
"No, fuck that!" caught me lacking
HOLY MOLY THE NARRATOR IS HONEST
This might just be the creepiest route in my opinion.
T H E L O O K
I love how the player just locks in and blocks out all the voices and stuff, lmao
I am the Bone of my Sword Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood. I have created over a Thousand Blades, Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. I Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray-- Unlimited Blade Works"
Lookin sharp
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I don't understand the Empty Cup, how do we get it ? I only end up giving her to the Long quiet as the Razor
I think its not taking the blade the second time, which causes the contrarian to come along on the third and throw it out the window.
Since you don't have a blade to fight her at the end you wouldn't end it by finally striking a killing blow.
@@matheusm.santana6527 Alright I'll try that, thanks a ton !
36:46
*Channel your Inner-Monika and delete everything.*
Totally not suspicious women.
Is this the only route where you can get all the voices lol?
Nan, there’s also the Nightmares/Moment of Clarity route
Is this the only timeline with four chapters, or are there others?
My first ever time playing, I somehow went from Spectre to Nightmare to Wraith and got four chapters that way, but other than that I don't thiiiink anyone else has four chapters??
i mean technically there's the route that goes razor -> the arms race -> mutually assured destruction but that's basically the same as this except you have the blade
38:08 "yoink"
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No one knows how much i loved the bruce lee reference.
The Voice of the Cheated sounds VERY SIMILAR to Tariq Khan's voice acting as Evrart Claire in Disco Elysium. I could have sworn it was the same voice actor!
Nah, the razor should be called the sarcastic judging by her acting
So the first one is to make yiur choice to pick yiur path (like razor, the fury, & many more?)
21:10 hehe)
She is change itself , that also means sometimes she is cruel and bad , was it a good idea to release her?
Give her "The Look".
hehe.
I give up. How many voices are there?
Eleven total! Hero, Cheated, Contrarian, Broken, Cold, Paranoid, Stubborn, Smitten, Opportunist, Skeptic, and Hunted!
@@gracegrrl007 thanks!
This is without counting the Narrator, for obvious reasons, yet there’s still somewhat of a case to be made that he counts
17:38 I'm more of a Tower man... but this is definitely my ex... 😂😂😂
10:15
hehe
How did we defeat her at the end? I dont get it
SPOILERS PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
Your character is a god called the long quiet working with another god called the shiftimg mound aka the princess when the shifting mound comes to take the princess she brings you to long quiet and since you are the long quiet you effectively disappear meaning she cant hit you so the shifting mound finishes the job.
What is story of slay the princess?
no look tm :(
CHAINSAW MAN
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Rizz
Why does the player have those strange arms?
The Long Quiet is heavily avian. Beaked, taloned, and heavily feathered. When the Narrator split the Long Quiet from the Shifting Mound, he imparted/imprinted much of himself onto the Long Quiet, resulting in the corvid and owlish attributes of the player character.
21:13 why did they have to ai generate an eheh😭
I dont think it is ai generated but it definitely sounds weird.
Please do not the princess
YEEEEESSS CONTRARIAN! In my top 3 favorite voices list
Wait voice of the cheated is growing on me LOL
wow just discover that if you give the long quite 4 vessel then the mc can kill her
38:08
Yoink
21:10 Hehe