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Branch 101 Performance Review #5: Kai: His uncle is THE Jiro. Momentarily believed Bradley's sister was his own. Bonded extensively with Bradley in training. Can perfectly understand Mr. Quackington. Great at civilian crowd control, would make a great ice cream salesman. Had to be restrained from blowing the crew's auction fund on fishing equipment. Belle: It has emerged that she has the ability to grow three times her usual size(I don't think normal crabs can do that), could not land a hit on Bradley in training. Can count to 20,000,000. Has now become an active combatant among the crew. (Handwritten note: SNIPPED A MAN'S HEAD OFF.) Bradley: Gained new ranged attacking capability via Fishman Karate. Pulled out his "stinger" and started to urinate on the floor, using the piss for his newfound ranged attack...And then threatened to do "Fishman water torture" on a detained criminal...(This is why I don't usually do my own field work...). May require a psychiatric evaluation. Maintained his composure at the sight of an enslaved Fishgirl being sold at auction. Yokan: Finally given the opportunity to properly process her first few days. Has gained the ability to deflect bullets in midair. LOVES Pistachio ice cream. Maintained her composure witnessing someone sold as a slave. Her prospects as a Marine are brighter than ever. (Handwritten note: SHE STABBED A MAN IN THE EYE WITH AN ICE CREAM CONE.) Damian: Gained a substantial upgrade to his armor. Built a handy little helicopter friend named Choppa. Led the crew in busting up a counterfeiting ring based in a Pistachio ice cream parlor. (Handwritten note: He "pissboarded" a man.) Taiga Kibbleton: Shot Yokan during training(it was consensual, don't worry). He has "the drip". Finally neutralized one enemy, tying him with Belle. Mr. Quackington: Chattier than usual. Quack. CASUALTY REPORT: Bradley: Bruise from a spade attack. Yokan: One bullet wound in training, no major damage sustained. (PISSMAN KARATE. Some days I feel I don't get paid enough for this. If Bradley makes a habit of this, I'm gonna need a vacation.)
@@vibechecker3168 And it be hilarious if everyone that sees a pkc of said Vice Admiral they will think it is a Joke. Or the photographer got a pic of the Vice Admiral's pet instead.
1:24:45 is amazing. The way Damian takes advantage of those crits making them seem like an unstoppable force and how he intimidates Heart with the Iron-Man pose is so badass.
'pirates killed my mother' Bailey 2023 meanwhile her mother who helped run a pirate fighting league, then also worked for a cannibal who ran a business that killed, butchered and sold the bodies of human beings for literal years and worked for a yonko, one of the highest ranking pirates in the world, y'know, good old Paige
Let's not forget that same Yonko would engage in what I like to personally call "ritualistic infanticide" so that he could harvest their bodies and/or fluids so that he can give himself pseudo-immortality. In other words, he pulled a *Father Abraham* and decided to reap the leftovers as if they were spoils of war.
@@lightrus6404 Yeah, if you go back they find a letter on her that basically says "Hey keep working for this guy or you know what'll happen to your daughter" or something along those lines. They have a brief awkward moment about the fact that Verona just killed someone who was essentially being forced to work for Blueblood and then go on their way.
I am the one who added the penis fact to the wiki. I forgot to use incognito mode for my research. You don't know how much I sacrificed for the sake of pissman karate
@@MiniCerberus991Pretty sure the fruit is locked up tight somewhere and might be in Shanks possession. Or we talking about a real Gum Gum Fruit and not the Mythical Zoan Fruit named that to throw people off?
I saw the title and thought it was referring to taking the piss… I was so wrong. Also that hotel scene 😍 I hope someone animates that with some sick ass voice acting
@@tobiasholzhausen1196 yea they might meet trevor aswell good point it would be cool to see cause he is atleast a vice admiral and might even be one of the admirals in this timeline so them meeting him would be very cool
Also i'm pretty sure that the Armor was the "black night" in duros backstory beceause who he was still wasn't resolved, so we could see it, and since he is probably affiliated with Marrow and so, the aeons, we could get like another branch of the aeons. Ok maybe i'm tripping
@@cyberbearbonjour nah you aint tripping. We dont know nothing about the black knight anything could come from it but i also think its weird damian has some sort of connection to it and therefore the event that happened in tarako.
I already had the sensation that Belle is like one of the animal companions of the Flames that V created. This episode basically confirms it with Belle turning into a giant crab just like Hemlock's snakes or Cleo's cat for example
I loved how many crits in a row they got. Also, if Kai hates fruit does that also mean he hates pineapple juice? Is he the canonical exception to pineapple juice being everyone's favorite drink?
6:30 Interesting🤔 7:50 I mean your mom was... a bad person😅 19:00 Damian created Choppa/Chopper 20:30 😂 Quackington has a deep voice 25:10 Balding 19-year-old😂😂😂 40:00 BRADLEY STARTS PEEING?!🤣 40:28 ARLONG HAS 2 WHAT?!🤣🤣🤣 1:04:10 Not the pissman karate again!! 1:22:30 Bradley crits!! 1:39:10 ANOTHER one of Taiga's exes, Joy
@jjaamas6272 he said he just heard stories of ancient weapon that fishmen have would exist and would maybe in auction. So I just theorise maybe the tall tale he heard was about Shirahoshi?
(22:12) Ah yes, famous fighting game character... Chun Li from Mortal Kombat who can forget her signature fatality where she crushes her opponent's head between her thighs.
If I had a nickel everytime they pissed somewhere in a dnd campaign set in the world of one piece, I’d have two nickels to. Which isn’t alot, but it’s weird it happened twice
hold up i just noticed spooky has a mustache i been binge watching the devils luck pirates and been caught up with this one but now im gonna be on the hunt for when he started growing it out lol
It would be fun if Rustage put our jolly brigade to a decision later on to join Cp(0-10) That also could flesh out Rustage interpretation of Celestial dragons :D
Yo love your vids but I really got to get caught up😅 but thank u for not making me bored all the time. And making such a cool universe with great characters
29:11 Italian C vs CC vs CH. C make the k sound, CC makes the ch sound, CH makes the k sound. It is why Gnocchi is Nyok-ki, and Bocce is Boh-che and Gucci is Goo-chi
that pee shop scene was one of the most unhinged, insane, maniacal and manly things I've ever heard.... thank you and screw you very much haha i almost stopped breathing and splattered spit all over my screen
1:40:50; the longer this goes, the more 20 million Bellies don't sound like a lot for a Mafia family compared to the idea that 300 million equals entering the echelon of high society.
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Yeaahhh i managed to get one this time. Thank you so much for doing what you do. Your music and dnd video's are helping me trough alot.
I can't wait for the expansion!
Got mine ordered 😂
How do you feel about your community liking this episode, what does this say about you and „How do you feel about this?“ 🧐
I’m so glad that the episode was actually named pissman karate
Fishman Jarate
Gear 4th: Piss Man
Spade has pissed him off and found out :D
@@Miraihithe phrase is duck around and find out
Ragnar loves beer, Norman loves snek girls and Bradley loves pissing on his enemies
"Atom, we pissed on your bed"
@@pixlv6384 'Foreski-' I mean 'Foreshadowing'
@@thunderwe_ryesiamBradley: Is this your card, Atom?
The double sulfur stream
@@alistermanase2581 Ah, a fellow shenanigoons fan. What a welcome surprise.😈
This entire episode was a reminder that Briggs can be fucking unhinged sometimes
Like that time he jumped over lava or became a coke head 😂😂😂
Best character
Briggs' characters always end up doing the craziest shit
11:50 Rustage’s sneeze kills me every time. Turns into an inkling from Splatoon
Hahahahahahha
WOOMY!
Dude that is the perfect description of his sneeze
🤣
He is a squid now Daniel squidtage.
Branch 101 Performance Review #5:
Kai: His uncle is THE Jiro. Momentarily believed Bradley's sister was his own. Bonded extensively with Bradley in training. Can perfectly understand Mr. Quackington. Great at civilian crowd control, would make a great ice cream salesman. Had to be restrained from blowing the crew's auction fund on fishing equipment.
Belle: It has emerged that she has the ability to grow three times her usual size(I don't think normal crabs can do that), could not land a hit on Bradley in training. Can count to 20,000,000. Has now become an active combatant among the crew. (Handwritten note: SNIPPED A MAN'S HEAD OFF.)
Bradley: Gained new ranged attacking capability via Fishman Karate. Pulled out his "stinger" and started to urinate on the floor, using the piss for his newfound ranged attack...And then threatened to do "Fishman water torture" on a detained criminal...(This is why I don't usually do my own field work...). May require a psychiatric evaluation. Maintained his composure at the sight of an enslaved Fishgirl being sold at auction.
Yokan: Finally given the opportunity to properly process her first few days. Has gained the ability to deflect bullets in midair. LOVES Pistachio ice cream. Maintained her composure witnessing someone sold as a slave. Her prospects as a Marine are brighter than ever. (Handwritten note: SHE STABBED A MAN IN THE EYE WITH AN ICE CREAM CONE.)
Damian: Gained a substantial upgrade to his armor. Built a handy little helicopter friend named Choppa. Led the crew in busting up a counterfeiting ring based in a Pistachio ice cream parlor. (Handwritten note: He "pissboarded" a man.)
Taiga Kibbleton: Shot Yokan during training(it was consensual, don't worry). He has "the drip". Finally neutralized one enemy, tying him with Belle.
Mr. Quackington: Chattier than usual. Quack.
CASUALTY REPORT:
Bradley: Bruise from a spade attack.
Yokan: One bullet wound in training, no major damage sustained.
(PISSMAN KARATE. Some days I feel I don't get paid enough for this. If Bradley makes a habit of this, I'm gonna need a vacation.)
Who is Jiro?
Good work as always, CP5 Agent.
You forgot the 2 spades who got beheaded on casualty
@@juhokage8018 They were not Marines, they were mafiosi. Their well-being is not relevant to a Marine casualty report.
Good work agent
2spooky's notepad gags never fail to make me laugh, the simple "bruh" during The Pissman Karate
HE ACTUALLY CALLED IT PISS MAN KARATE 😂😂 I’m so glad he did 🤣
Near the end of the campaign, we need Belle to get a little marine officer overcoat coat to wear
Kai: Oh I am not the Vice Admiral.(points at Belle on his shoulder) She is.
@@alistermanase2581 Vice Admiral ”Blue Pincer” Belle.
Type of justice: crustacean justice
@@vibechecker3168 And it be hilarious if everyone that sees a pkc of said Vice Admiral they will think it is a Joke. Or the photographer got a pic of the Vice Admiral's pet instead.
Same energy as Usopp being in Luffy's bounty photo
@@alistermanase2581 I read it with the same energy as in fmab with alphonse pointing at edward XD
1:24:45 is amazing. The way Damian takes advantage of those crits making them seem like an unstoppable force and how he intimidates Heart with the Iron-Man pose is so badass.
He was channeling Anthony, in that moment, i’m surprised, it was a terrifying i still feel bad for heart in that moment.
'pirates killed my mother' Bailey 2023
meanwhile her mother who helped run a pirate fighting league, then also worked for a cannibal who ran a business that killed, butchered and sold the bodies of human beings for literal years and worked for a yonko, one of the highest ranking pirates in the world, y'know, good old Paige
Let's not forget that same Yonko would engage in what I like to personally call "ritualistic infanticide" so that he could harvest their bodies and/or fluids so that he can give himself pseudo-immortality. In other words, he pulled a *Father Abraham* and decided to reap the leftovers as if they were spoils of war.
To be honest the reason Paige did all of that is mostly because Blue Blood had her daughter (Bailey herself) hostage, or so I believe
@@antonhanna2423 ritualistic infanticide, of his own children which he bred like animals
@@lordfreezer5631really, I didn't know?
@@lightrus6404 Yeah, if you go back they find a letter on her that basically says "Hey keep working for this guy or you know what'll happen to your daughter" or something along those lines. They have a brief awkward moment about the fact that Verona just killed someone who was essentially being forced to work for Blueblood and then go on their way.
I just realized. Kai got an animal that can grow bigger and fight with him. He is like the Candles! He just need to join their group now.
I am the one who added the penis fact to the wiki.
I forgot to use incognito mode for my research.
You don't know how much I sacrificed for the sake of pissman karate
Thank you for your hard work and make sure to get rid of that info history on your computer🖖
the hero we needed, but didnt deserve
This may be 6 months later but o7
20:28 damn, can’t believe Kai of all people has the voice of all things
Nice pun.
Hope Briggs gets his card deck in time.
If Yokan ever gets a devil fruit, I think it'd be hilarious if she got the Gomu Gomu no Mi, and instantly thinks she got ripped off.
Wouldn’t… luffy have to die?
@@malachiwilliams9883isnt this still behind the start of one piece?
@@malachiwilliams9883I think they are a little bit off of the main story yet so it could make sense
@@purplehaze4942 this is basically 10 years before the start of the series where luffy is 17, so he would have the fruit at this point.
@@MiniCerberus991Pretty sure the fruit is locked up tight somewhere and might be in Shanks possession. Or we talking about a real Gum Gum Fruit and not the Mythical Zoan Fruit named that to throw people off?
Oh, you are all not ready for what’s about to go down in the episode…
Right i about died during the twitch stream
Neither was Spade 😂
@@FrostyFyreHeart was not ready for the day either.
@@alistermanase2581 kinda hoping Heart becomes a recurring character, has the potential
@@akionlizard Indeed. Maybe even become a new Marine recruit. Cuse we need more then Maidenless.
It’s now canon that bell only got to bradly so quickly because they’re sea brethren
Seeing how different Damian is to Duros makes me understand how different one piece dnd wouldve gone if noble wasnt lawful neutral
Well Duros was definitely lawful good at first but the DLP cracked away at him lol
Duros was more neutral good than neutral lawful
I saw the title and thought it was referring to taking the piss… I was so wrong.
Also that hotel scene 😍 I hope someone animates that with some sick ass voice acting
I saw the vod of this after it was live, but this has to be the hardest I've ever laughed watching one of Rustage's campaigns.
Happy birthday to Noble. 5 years-old, it must change from the 60 something from One Piece DnD 😁
Hi inkmare
@@johncolemchugh5864 Hi !
@@jeromedurand1067howdy friend
@@natependleton9861 Hello !
70, or maybe 69 i'm not sure if they did it at the last episode
This episode was wild to watch when it was live, fucking Bradley's piss was an out of fucking nowhere moment
This is easily gonna end up top 5 episode in the series
I wonder if they will end up contacting tarako after confiscating the armor and might meet cyril and pearl
There send there to find a marine who hasn't reported back (ether Everest or Travor)
@@tobiasholzhausen1196 yea they might meet trevor aswell good point it would be cool to see cause he is atleast a vice admiral and might even be one of the admirals in this timeline so them meeting him would be very cool
Also i'm pretty sure that the Armor was the "black night" in duros backstory beceause who he was still wasn't resolved, so we could see it, and since he is probably affiliated with Marrow and so, the aeons, we could get like another branch of the aeons.
Ok maybe i'm tripping
@@cyberbearbonjour nah you aint tripping. We dont know nothing about the black knight anything could come from it but i also think its weird damian has some sort of connection to it and therefore the event that happened in tarako.
This feels like an episode of Isekai DnD and Im absolutely here for it 🤣
"Chun-Lee from Mortal Kombat"
Also, ngl but I don't think Pistachio will catch on the same way pineapple juice did. I mean, just look at Noble's face when Rustage tried to push it.
Prolly because pineapple juice is easier to buy than pistachio ice cream
I already had the sensation that Belle is like one of the animal companions of the Flames that V created. This episode basically confirms it with Belle turning into a giant crab just like Hemlock's snakes or Cleo's cat for example
Just put in an order for the card game. Hopefully it comes. Super excited!
I loved how many crits in a row they got. Also, if Kai hates fruit does that also mean he hates pineapple juice? Is he the canonical exception to pineapple juice being everyone's favorite drink?
When shes talking about pages death in the beginning, 2spooky just mouthing "It was me, Im the one" too funny
Time for a great episode 😂
Lol @33:25 Briggs does the famous Luffy scene of following a guy while doing peace signs.
"We don't want to cause a scene" he says as episode 6, titled "Panic! at the Auction" sits on the side of my screen, queued to be played next lmao.
6:30 Interesting🤔
7:50 I mean your mom was... a bad person😅
19:00 Damian created Choppa/Chopper
20:30 😂 Quackington has a deep voice
25:10 Balding 19-year-old😂😂😂
40:00 BRADLEY STARTS PEEING?!🤣
40:28 ARLONG HAS 2 WHAT?!🤣🤣🤣
1:04:10 Not the pissman karate again!!
1:22:30 Bradley crits!!
1:39:10 ANOTHER one of Taiga's exes, Joy
on the first time thing, he`s not talking about shirahoshi but the wepon that got sold on auction
@jjaamas6272 he said he just heard stories of ancient weapon that fishmen have would exist and would maybe in auction. So I just theorise maybe the tall tale he heard was about Shirahoshi?
@@agent6bell no he said legendary weapond FISHERMEN used not fishmen but fishermen
@jjaamas6272 ah I see oki.
I am so happy the card game didn't sell out befor I got off work!!! Also that you actually used Pi$$man karate!!
Bro I did the same thing! I'm so hype
(22:12) Ah yes, famous fighting game character... Chun Li from Mortal Kombat who can forget her signature fatality where she crushes her opponent's head between her thighs.
You know what I noticed? Noble blinks So fucking much in a row like damn
Noble missed out on making the pun with the drone, calling it Droney Droney Choppa lol
His character is to serious to name it that.
I am 90 percent sure Belle ate a Devil Fruit.
The big big fruit Sanjun Wolf has maybe?
Fucking beautiful just beautiful best episode yet “I need to use the bathroom” whips out c••k 😂😂 I was dying when I heard this
Mint is the best ice cream flavor and I will fight you over this Rustage
Choco Marshmellow.
@@alistermanase2581
That one is good too but the chill of the mint flavor with the sweetness is to die for
@@iampierce7474 Maybe to you. Chocolate Marshmallow is just the best.
@@alistermanase2581
To each their own
I gotta say Rustage, I got some bad medical news today and this episode really cheered me up. Thanks so much for the laughs!!! Especially at 39:26
Hope you get better
Bradley you did it! Your on the thumb nail!
If I had a nickel everytime they pissed somewhere in a dnd campaign set in the world of one piece, I’d have two nickels to. Which isn’t alot, but it’s weird it happened twice
both happened early on as well
"I'm sorry we pissed in your bed Atom" always kills me
hold up i just noticed spooky has a mustache i been binge watching the devils luck pirates and been caught up with this one but now im gonna be on the hunt for when he started growing it out lol
It would be fun if Rustage put our jolly brigade to a decision later on to join Cp(0-10) That also could flesh out Rustage interpretation of Celestial dragons :D
This is the best DnD Episode btw
Look this whole Ice Cream shop debacle is peak dnd hilarity but the 48:24 bit might be my personal favorite moment, the reaction is just too good lmao
"chun Lee from mortal kombat" - tekking101, August 2023
Ah god, I saw the name and I just facepalmed and instantly understood the rule bending shenanigans that would happen today.
Okay I officially love the intro
Just ordered my set of cards I'm so excited!!
What’s even going on in this episode 😂 love this so much
This is 100% a top ten rustage DND episode holy shit
Brigg is 3 for 3 when it come to turning evil lol. Also I love how the crab is the scariest one here
Pistachio ice cream? More like… Piss-tachio ice cream…
Song for battle with club: STIGMATA form mana khemia on the ps2
Underrated video game
Pissman Karate Hidden R Kelly style: Fist of a thousand golden streams!
Damian: Everyone has their own inner beauty.
Me: Yeah, Damian's is nuclear powered!
I am terrified of the new knowledge the fan artists learned about Bradley.
Darn I was hoping Bradley would be the thumbnail in episode 10 or higher
What do you mean? I don't see anyone on it.
I don’t see anyone in the thumbnail either! Jajajaja!
Rustage never fails to clap my cheeks 😊
What you mean by that 🤨
🤨📸
😤😔🧐📸
If you're trying to say "make my day" you may want to rephrase that. Or if not, okay... wow... didn't know that was going on.
@@darkusinferno9482 isnt that what clap my cheeks means??
When Damian goes from a E-1 to E-7 in one episode it is wilddddd. that man jumped the ranks like wilddd.
Best part of my Thursdays, the reason why I don't end it all
Love these content rustage! Keep it up man!😊😊😊❤❤❤❤
The absolute justice in this episode was crazy 😂
Briggs thank you for the most memorable and awkwardly insane moment ever!
We have reached episoad five, which begs the question; one piece d&d: Revalutionaries?
You can just tell briggs loves playing bradley
hi, I have recently been enjoying you guy's dnd games: one piece mariens and prirates aswell as isekai dnd :D
I didn’t expect Charlie to be in the shoutout advertisement…
Yo love your vids but I really got to get caught up😅 but thank u for not making me bored all the time. And making such a cool universe with great characters
Dont think he made the universe, it is a great story all the same.
Real crabs molt their shells and keep growing bigger
as soon as i heard the mini helicopter name was choppa i instantly thought “get to the choppa”
due to the terminator reference in episode 2 i think
My God, that hotel fight was more like a God damn massacre!
I speedran that link. Last time, all the cards were gone in an instant.
Same here
1:04:12 Truly the best line in the most horrifying line in DND so far
Quackerton needs to always be a higher rank than the 4 of them lol
Clementine better be the strongest card
Me almost breaking my table after finding out the devil's luck card game is out again.
29:11 Italian C vs CC vs CH. C make the k sound, CC makes the ch sound, CH makes the k sound. It is why Gnocchi is Nyok-ki, and Bocce is Boh-che and Gucci is Goo-chi
As an avid pistachio ice cream and pineapple juice lover myself, it warms my heart to to know that Rustage is a true fellow man of good taste
Was waiting on this one!
1:32:00 I really thought he was about to say "I rap the national marine anthem" lmao
The opening theme is so fucking fire
yes! i got the card game finally!! now i need someone to play lmao thank you rustage!
that pee shop scene was one of the most unhinged, insane, maniacal and manly things I've ever heard.... thank you and screw you very much haha i almost stopped breathing and splattered spit all over my screen
You can never escape Sprinkles❤❤❤. I love all these small Easter eggs that Rustage imports❤❤
45:43 HELL YEAH MY JOKE!
1:40:50; the longer this goes, the more 20 million Bellies don't sound like a lot for a Mafia family compared to the idea that 300 million equals entering the echelon of high society.
Ah yes 30 secs of silence at the end. My favorite.
this is probably my favourite episode so far
Kai doesn't eat fruit, he's getting scurvy
Some vegetables also help deal with Scurvy I think.
I love how the marines seem to be doing more crime than the devil's luck pirates 😂
My mind went to when I heard tiger got drip is the meaning of drip or drown
1:39:24 Don’t worry guys, Taiga’s not lonely, he’s just social distancing.
Yes I‘ve got it!!! 🃏😮💨
Who else wants Kai to get that legendary fisherman tool?
And tame a shark to ride.
@@alistermanase2581that would be awesome