Sarah Fisk That folding knife would be super useful if you guys got stranded on some remote location. You would have been the leader if things came to that.
***** I totally could. As a wild woman of the North I have the know-how to survive in remote locations and the strength to overthrow those who try to challenge me. I will rule with an iron fist.
I know a friend who works for TSA at Miami International Airport. His last job was working for Walmart as a customer service rep. So he's obviously got the right mental makeup, dexterity and expertise for explosives detection. What could have possibly gone wrong? This is a consipiracy.
HigherPlanes It makes you wonder how serious this terrorist threat really is on our home soil or whether the 9/11 attacks were known ahead of time and the govt dropped the ball due to incompetence or worse...
+rms16006 Not all americans are dumb. Why can't everyone know that the US isn't the cause for everything wrong. You people like to point fingers at them, thinking that you're better than them. Nope.... You're not at all. So is Russia.
Me too, and i happens everytime when i get into museums that have scanners, they dont even bother to check you. They’re there just for the sense of security
I worked for TSA for 2 years then quit on good terms for a better job. All I can say is they treat their people like SHIT, moral over there is a joke, the higher up I talked to when I quit congratulated me on "getting the hell out of this mess". Most people I have met at TSA did NOT take their job seriously at all. Airports with private security are far better/safer than TSA..
Wait, I thought that guy's name was Raffi Jaharian, and he made the gold iPhone? I'm beginning to think that Conan isn't being totally straight with us here.
The TSA head didn't step down. He was moved into a different job with higher pay and better benefits. That's the way the government works. No lie...read up on it. He was actually "promoted" for failing at his job.
I've spotted an error: The video clearly shows the TSA agent's name as Frank Batista, but in the video description it shows "TSA Agent Frank Grillo". Hmm...
+Ali Bhatti That's not what I'm talking about. He introduces the person as "Frank BATISTA", which is also written on the screen. But in the video description, it shows "Frank GRILLO". The two names are not the same. It is an error.
This was so much fun! "We may have missed those weapons, but we DID find this 4 ounce shampoo bottle! That's one ounce over the limit! That makes it liquid death!" XD
Frank Batista? No wonder so many explosives got through, the dude has seen too many powerbombs in his life to care anymore. It wasn't my best but I made the effort that no one else did.
I remember when I was a kid I packed my pencil case when going on holiday but I forgot to take my scissors out. Got through security completely fine in New Zealand and Singapore but Germany was having none of it. These were just regular kid’s scissors. I was very upset because they were nice left handed scissors and they had to get destroyed. Got some new ones in the UK though and put them in my checked luggage on the way back.
The TSA caught my highly dangerous Funko Pop Christmas present for my sister. Had to unwrap it and wave their magic unicorn wand over it to make sure it was safe. Thanks for looking out for us TSA!
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
TSA: Found my very dangerous, unopened energy drink but missed my 6" folding knife. (Accidentally brought it!)
Sarah Fisk That folding knife would be super useful if you guys got stranded on some remote location. You would have been the leader if things came to that.
ploidz lol, of course! I doubt the energy drink would have been as useful for leadership... I'd need a face scar and a good scowl to pull that off.
***** I totally could. As a wild woman of the North I have the know-how to survive in remote locations and the strength to overthrow those who try to challenge me. I will rule with an iron fist.
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Trufw
***** Congrats, you killed it.
The self-deprecating ending was great.
oh my god! you watch Conan!
+Orpheusftw need more skooks
not truly self deprecating then, was it?
only a true french fry.
It's scarily accurate.
Hey big fan
Lol, Conan dissing his own sketches.
Kemek12345 he loves breaking the fourth wall
He always does
Kemek12345 I made you have 1k likes
He loves making the writers uncomfortable
It's not his sketch. It's the writers sketch.
the TSA thought my magic 8 ball was a bomb.
the real question is why do you take your magic 8 ball with you in an airplane
Dvniel is this plane going to explode? Shakes shakes
8: alluh akbar!
Matthew TaZ lol like it was one of those cartoon bombs?
Matthew TaZ SAME
And the bomb was a magic 8 ball right ??
1:52
This could have been 10x more hilarious if he would have said "Would you believe that one of these is actually a grenade?"
Jay P missed opportunity
I get it xD
Jay P would be the funniest if he said the yellow one is dangerous because explosives can be hidden in it 😂
Eh
I love it when Conan compromises the bit
TheNewFlesh You have to admit, the last part was bad even by Conan's standards.
+arcanask yeah conebone blows
TheNewFlesh wow
TheNewFlesh )
I know a friend who works for TSA at Miami International Airport. His last job was working for Walmart as a customer service rep. So he's obviously got the right mental makeup, dexterity and expertise for explosives detection. What could have possibly gone wrong? This is a consipiracy.
Nice to know that about my airport
***** I wouldn't doubt that. I've heard of many people being groped by TSA employees
***** I wouldn't doubt that. I've heard of many people being groped by TSA employees
HigherPlanes It makes you wonder how serious this terrorist threat really is on our home soil or whether the 9/11 attacks were known ahead of time and the govt dropped the ball due to incompetence or worse...
+rms16006 Not all americans are dumb. Why can't everyone know that the US isn't the cause for everything wrong. You people like to point fingers at them, thinking that you're better than them. Nope.... You're not at all. So is Russia.
I brought a knife through the scanner before unintentionally. didn't realize until I was on the plane.
Benny Ly I once got a juice carton through...
Benny Ly i accidently smugled a meat sandwinch from London to the United States
Jane Reznickova you still got it?
Me too, and i happens everytime when i get into museums that have scanners, they dont even bother to check you. They’re there just for the sense of security
This comment got you on a list for sure
"sorry, we thought you might of had a knife"
We did. We had a knife and didn't realize it. They double checked and didn't find it.
95% ? holy toledos !!!
bakerXderek Can we start a campaign to replace CHP with TSA agents?
bakerXderek What are you doing here? Lol. I didn't know that motovloggers visited other areas of RUclips.
ThisisAlan motovloggers?
***** lol wtf!?
qzonemusic CHP?
That TSA agent has such an authoritative voice and reassuring smile, I totally overlook their mistakes
The only time in history a TSA agent got applause.
Frank Batista with his ID badge that says "Joe" lmaooo
How did he know about the hentai?! STOP WATCHING ME CONAN.
raouf sb ikr
raouf sb He knows us so well!
Wait what?
Yes, I have a bunch of hentai, but you don't need to know that......hehe
+Junko Enoshima i love you umaru
I worked for TSA for 2 years then quit on good terms for a better job. All I can say is they treat their people like SHIT, moral over there is a joke, the higher up I talked to when I quit congratulated me on "getting the hell out of this mess". Most people I have met at TSA did NOT take their job seriously at all. Airports with private security are far better/safer than TSA..
I love how Conan puts down their own skits..LOL
lol, i love this actor
Hahaha....just love how Conan is skeptical of his own bits....
Wait, I thought that guy's name was Raffi Jaharian, and he made the gold iPhone?
I'm beginning to think that Conan isn't being totally straight with us here.
I'm pretty sure that's Sochi PR, Yuri Tamarov.
ThePrinnacle V.2 I'm pretty sure he is the guy who sang the Mr pibb song
It's a sketch
FN- 2199 r/woooosh
LMAO i love conan's way of totally ripping apart the sketch purposefully.
I love when Conan acknowledges a sketch bombing…
My karate instructor brought a dagger through by accident, and yet they still caught my gatorade
The TSA head didn't step down. He was moved into a different job with higher pay and better benefits. That's the way the government works. No lie...read up on it. He was actually "promoted" for failing at his job.
Yo i completely lost it with the keychain 😂
"Looked bad in rehearsal. Looked bad here" LOL!!!
I've spotted an error: The video clearly shows the TSA agent's name as Frank Batista, but in the video description it shows "TSA Agent Frank Grillo". Hmm...
+KuzuRanger Conan forgot his name, he paused after he said Frank.
+Ali Bhatti That's not what I'm talking about. He introduces the person as "Frank BATISTA", which is also written on the screen. But in the video description, it shows "Frank GRILLO". The two names are not the same. It is an error.
+KuzuRanger Frank Grillo is an actual person though, not sure he's ever been on Conan.
+KuzuRanger
If you think that's bad, look at his lanyard.
Frank Grillo Batista. His full name. ;)
I love Conan's comedy skits. The dumbest shit you never though would get the greenlight to go on the air.
the crowd was right for cheering. the force was strong in frank!
What’s worse that missing 95% of weapons going through customs? Announcing it to the public! 😂
Sometimes Conan is in a mood. That was funny.
it's not samurai sword! it's katana! samurai refers to military nobility in japan.
but not with that face jesus
Skunk Works that's messed up man
Skunk Works hahahaha no chill
Lestari Ns Yet at the same time, those nobles would be the only ones with the katana (besides maybe the blacksmith), hence samurai sword.
BRUH
he said frank but the name tag says joe
It's brobably Candice
*WHOSE JOE?*
Yada Who’s*
thank you conan! after letterman retirement I was sad but you're in and I'm happy again. you&letterman are kings of night shows
Conan has the best sketches, not because they are good, because they are so bad... Haha
I've read interviews with actual TSA agents, and they are completely open about knowing the TSA doesn't work and is just an annoyance.
That's not a TSA agent, that's Yuri Tamarov, Sochi PR director.
AC Gaming and Gadgets we know it's a joke
R/whoosh
Simon Clark r/woooosh
3:27 How does he know?
Can’t find explosives but can find my “suspicious” computer charger
I've been waiting none stop team coco videos past few weeks and still getting data plans for RUclips for watch more and more
I like Conan's excitement over this bid... :D
This was so much fun!
"We may have missed those weapons, but we DID find this 4 ounce shampoo bottle!
That's one ounce over the limit!
That makes it liquid death!" XD
Frank Batista? No wonder so many explosives got through, the dude has seen too many powerbombs in his life to care anymore.
It wasn't my best but I made the effort that no one else did.
Lol this is why the TSA should actually have standards and not just hire people because they would rather not work fast food.
after the explosion the look on Conan's face was like "I'm surrounded by idiots..." (and I mean the people who were clapping and laughing)
The TSA has found my knife I forgot in my jacket after a road trip.
That was dumb, silly and absolutely HILARIOUS!
The dog head was a cannonball 😂😂
I started laughing at the thumbnail, love this guy
Look bad at rehearsal , looks bad here!...LMAO😂😂
"Liquid DEATH" lol
HE DID NOT EVEN IGNITE THE GODDAMN FUSE
Best Conan sketch yet
I told myself that this was my last conan video 2 hours ago
"looked bad" but thats what makes it so funny!!!
I remember when I was a kid I packed my pencil case when going on holiday but I forgot to take my scissors out. Got through security completely fine in New Zealand and Singapore but Germany was having none of it. These were just regular kid’s scissors. I was very upset because they were nice left handed scissors and they had to get destroyed. Got some new ones in the UK though and put them in my checked luggage on the way back.
Things exist:
The TSA: yeah please put hand it over so we can make sure it's not a bomb
LOL looked bad in the rehearsal looked bad here 🤣🤣🤣
They're not there to stop an attack. They're there as security theater to make passengers feel more safe while traveling.
+Dylan Mathews Already happened in another comment thread. "Good job on watching Adam ruins everything"
I like how the smoke starts from the right side 😂
This reminds me of the old Conan I know and love
2 years ago i accidentally brought a art knife on a plane cross countries. I made it 3 countries and finally someone found it scary
0:49 sorry Conan, if the audience knew he was real, they wouldve booed the hell out of him.
The description says Frank grillo. Like the actor from the movie warrior and the 2nd purge movie. The tsa dudes name was Frank Batista
everyone loves Andrés du Bouchet even if they don't know his name. Thats why the audience was going nuts.
In the video his last name is Batista and in this description his last name is Grillo.
The TSA caught my highly dangerous Funko Pop Christmas present for my sister. Had to unwrap it and wave their magic unicorn wand over it to make sure it was safe. Thanks for looking out for us TSA!
Conan's reaction at the end is exactly how I feel when I watch one of his sketches.
I accidentally brought my pressurized pepper spray and didn’t know until i got back
Loved the outro!
My favorite is when TSA tried to take my crayons. CRAYONS.
Conan is the best
95% hmmm
but yet my beard is enough doubt for a random security check LOL
To be honest, that key chain was absolutely harmless.
I literally wanted to write the same comment and saw this comment I wrote a year ago. Laughed my ass off.
I had a conan ad right before the video and thought it was the video
Way too happy to be a tsa agent
i love the key chain
You can see how badly he wanted to throw this to Scraps
Oooh hey, thx for finding my keys!
I like how Conan calls him frank when his name badge says joe
I died at the keychain
Everytime I go on an airplane, I always bring at least 1 full unopened plastic water bottle
I like how his I.D badge says I.T department joe
They miss 95% yet still manage to pull me aside to the further inspections area for the lunchbox in my bag
Once I went through, and got to my aunts house. I realized I had razor blades, they didn’t pick them up, but when I came back they found my rocks.
Just snort gunpowder and boom you are bomb
Jesus Christ it's already a pain in the ass to get through the airport and yet they're only detecting 95%!
I love how he is from the "IT Dept" haha!
Conan breaking the 4th wall on his own scetches
The last joke were so typical Conan already busted it.... XD
The tsa took my Peanut butter 😢
When watching this, did anyone else think "If I was Carrot-Top, I would sue these guys for copyright infringement"
It's the nutspoon guy, he's awesome
Frank Grillo...? Or Frank Batista...?
looks like the tsa let that through also.
sctr1235 I laughed a little too hard, lol.
I think that's part of the joke I'm not really sure.
"Explosive? Oh no officer, that's just my bowling ball shaped candles."
"Move along"
LOL @ 'Frank's' Joe name-tag he's wearing around his neck. xD
lol "Meet Frank" dude's wearing "Lt. Deputy Joe" badge
+Lenonia No, that definitely reads "LT. Depty Joe"
I like how his name tag says "Joe" and not Frank XD
For god sake GOD DAMN IT CONAN
Lol, watch what he says after he says subscribe at the end lol
These guys are too funny! The TSA is a joke anyway. That guy is also the guy who plays the creepy clown. :-D