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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
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  • @RandomPerson964
    @RandomPerson964 6 лет назад +4376

    Only in this game could you sincerely say "I killed 84 people today and two of them were Gary Coleman".

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 6 лет назад +99

      Now 3

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 5 лет назад +269

      Not as good as tuesday or Wednesday with "a cop tried arresting me and I lost my place on the keyboard so I responded by pulling my gun out and smoking crack at him"

    • @imadrifter
      @imadrifter 5 лет назад +8

      *DO IT*

    • @hellotherehi2826
      @hellotherehi2826 4 года назад +5

      Gary coleman xD

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 4 года назад +5

      Especially these days

  • @willschneider2510
    @willschneider2510 4 года назад +3297

    Sometimes I forget that Gary Coleman was a real person who was alive when this was released.

  • @pagb666
    @pagb666 5 лет назад +1846

    BTW: The "balls" floating around the final boss are Gary Coleman's heads

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 4 года назад +25

      666th like

    • @merkquavious2
      @merkquavious2 3 года назад +49

      it WAS ALWAYS GARY COLEMAN, It’s probably all his fault this happened.

    • @gotmemes7090
      @gotmemes7090 3 года назад +9

      So that's why they are looking like little heads

    • @D.rewman
      @D.rewman 7 месяцев назад

      Oh hey I've been watching your Amid Evil videos for the secrets lmao

  • @sgtdave3657
    @sgtdave3657 5 лет назад +2032

    Fun Fact: if you play on "A week in Paradise" mode at Saturday right before you exit the hospital you can find all your weapons from Friday at the desk where you open the security gate. HAVE FUN!

    • @tanekheath5323
      @tanekheath5323 4 года назад +61

      Thanks

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 4 года назад +82

      Fucking A

    • @sgtdave3657
      @sgtdave3657 4 года назад +14

      ​@Deputy Brennan I don't remember correctly, but I think it did. Not completely sure.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 4 года назад +78

      Played A Week In Paradise as my first run, it was a pleasant surprise.

    • @tivvy2vs21
      @tivvy2vs21 4 года назад +25

      @@THExRISER yeah it made me Saturday my favorite day

  • @winsys3210
    @winsys3210 5 лет назад +2441

    "The crack has betrayed me!"
    "I have nine bullets in my pistol and over a hundred scissors."
    "I've only killed 84 people today and two of them were Gary Coleman"

    • @血の神
      @血の神 5 лет назад +17

      XD funny

    • @ethanmueller8218
      @ethanmueller8218 5 лет назад +23

      Big Fella this guy has all the best lines

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 4 года назад +53

      "Now the zombies are invading and they brought hellhounds that are responding _very_ well to being fed dog treats."

    • @GrimmXilixion
      @GrimmXilixion 4 года назад +51

      "Look at this fucking clown car disguised as a building."

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 4 года назад +44

      "Jokes on you! The cops can't go through the level transition! WE'RE MILES FROM WHERE ANYONE CAN HEAR YOU!"

  • @Iamdead10
    @Iamdead10 6 лет назад +1502

    Fun fact: The hell part of the base is still there after the hallucination ends. Makes you wonder if the army is trying to train a Doomguy or something.

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 5 лет назад +141

      POSTAL DUDE= DOOMGUY CONFIRMED

    • @ragnarokstravius2074
      @ragnarokstravius2074 5 лет назад +91

      @@Acorn212 DoomGuy went nuts, see how Paradise became the 8th Level Of Hell in 1 week!

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 4 года назад +46

      Postal Dude is Commander Keen who after years stopping aliens as a child warrior failed to adjust to a normal life as an adult and went insane. He somehow managed to have a child and because he was unfit to be a parent and in Prison for a while and the mother didn't want the child the government put the baby into a new super soldier program. They named him after their most decorated Hero, BJ Blazcovics unaware that he was actually BJ's great grandson. He grew up and served diligently and settled down to have his own child who grew up to join the Marines where he beat the shit out of his CO for ordering his unit to fire on civilians and was sent to Mars. But hey that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY.

    • @ajflink
      @ajflink 4 года назад +6

      ...or programming and/or loading error....

    • @everythingsgonnabealright8888
      @everythingsgonnabealright8888 3 года назад +17

      "... it's safe to blame John Romero" - also Civvie 11

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 4 года назад +837

    [suffers 94 bullet wounds in the span of 20 seconds]
    [inhales an entire Dunkin Donuts warehouse, good to go]

    • @themigraineshow
      @themigraineshow 4 года назад +23

      I’d like to believe there’s a parallel universe where your idea is reality Mario👍. You know, everything’s similar, but food heals now. I’m from Texas so I’d like to imagine hospitals serving barbecue and fixings to cure folks suffering from CoronaTime. Have a nice day, J.

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 4 года назад +19

      @@themigraineshow Yeah, it'd be pretty funny if healing in the real world operated on video game logic. Hospitals would double as restaurants and first aid kits would probably include candy bars or something like that. Have a nice day, too.

    • @themigraineshow
      @themigraineshow 4 года назад +7

      Theodore Smith I would love to see that in real life. Make it a game show. I don’t know much about cheese wheels though. Are they really that big? Even the small Skyrim cheese wheels would be a challenge in real life. “How bad do you want that new Ford Focus Karen? You only have half a cheese wheel to consume. Dig deep girl. You gotta believe!” (This is why I named myself The Migraine Show. I’m feeling better but I’m medicated. I don’t mean anything bad by it. I had fun writing this too. Thanks for bearing with me if you’ve read this long Sir Theodore. Have an awesome night.)

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 3 года назад +2

      @@generalrubbish9513 imagine donuts could magically heal you even a tiny bit irl,man donuts would sell out everywhere

    • @Ginkami
      @Ginkami 2 года назад

      "please, excuse me while I just push my entrails back in"

  • @skullospice
    @skullospice 4 года назад +1696

    when I was a kid I used to get high on catnip and kill zombies with a double headshot from the sniper rifle. I also played Postal 2

    • @Ltdarku6280
      @Ltdarku6280 4 года назад +61

      hold the actual F**k up

    • @st4rsh1pz
      @st4rsh1pz 4 года назад +92

      This guy lives Red Dead Nightmare

    • @Ltdarku6280
      @Ltdarku6280 4 года назад +39

      @@st4rsh1pz I see your a man of culture as well

    • @st4rsh1pz
      @st4rsh1pz 4 года назад +20

      @@Ltdarku6280 you too

    • @DanielDangerous
      @DanielDangerous 4 года назад +12

      Hol' up

  • @testname4464
    @testname4464 4 года назад +536

    What's funny is Postal 2 is only a slight exaggeration of what kinda weapons you're allowed to own in Arizona. Obviously you can't own butterfly knives, I mean come on, it's not fucking anarchy there

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 4 года назад +107

      Well, it's legal you just can't be caught with one.

    • @PyreOManiac
      @PyreOManiac 3 года назад +75

      @@RobMustDie482 This is so fucking big brain it's insane

    • @unwillfullyignorant7805
      @unwillfullyignorant7805 3 года назад +79

      @@RobMustDie482 Just like how you can legally own an intercontinental ballistic missile, (example, LGM-118 Peacekeeper) you just can be caught. And even if you are caught, what the fuck are they gonna do it about it? You have a fucking ICBM.

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 3 года назад +45

      @@unwillfullyignorant7805 it's so funny to me that there is an ICBM called the peacekeeper

    • @everythingsgonnabealright8888
      @everythingsgonnabealright8888 3 года назад +21

      @@coffin7904 Well, it technically does that, surprisingly.

  • @ootdega
    @ootdega 6 лет назад +3835

    The sawed-off shotgun...does *three times the damage of the **_nuke launcher._*
    I...I just...I-I don't...

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 5 лет назад +392

      That's the power of badassery.

    • @KyosukeShigeru
      @KyosukeShigeru 5 лет назад +268

      All that was missing is that sweet Quad-Damage sound, and if you can hear that in your head...good! :D

    • @terrrario1014
      @terrrario1014 5 лет назад +177

      I think Doom Guy will be happy to hear that

    • @RangeTeaGaming
      @RangeTeaGaming 5 лет назад +134

      Its the law of FPS. So you've uh got this here nuke? Thats cool. So two barrels of 8 gu. With like 150 or so thicc ass barbed beads and with over 350 gr. Each shot... Oh boy its a paddlin'. Thats for sure. :)

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 5 лет назад +95

      Probably Ash's Super Shorty Shotgun.
      "Top of the line!"

  • @Yakida01
    @Yakida01 4 года назад +671

    "If this wasn't a cutscene, this jabroni would be fertilizer"
    Civvie is one of the best on this godforsaken website.

    • @xkingiii6573
      @xkingiii6573 3 года назад +9

      He ain’t wrong.
      (Timestamp 19:25 )

  • @CCFi99
    @CCFi99 5 лет назад +882

    ProTip vs missile launcher enemies: Kick the missile right back at them. I am not kidding. If you time your kick well, the missile gets deflected. Kicking works with grenades too.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 5 лет назад +63

      Every time I have tried that the missile just turns back around and comes back for me

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun 5 лет назад +10

      It only works with seeking missiles, right?

    • @Crystal-dl9ks
      @Crystal-dl9ks 5 лет назад +86

      "GET THAT FUCKING MISSLE AWAY FROM ME!" *kicks the fucking missile*

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 5 лет назад +4

      Cystal Dude lmao

    • @adirblazkowics7717
      @adirblazkowics7717 5 лет назад +25

      I've kicked a grenade right back at someone before. The game's fucking awesome like that.

  • @ScopeOperaSam
    @ScopeOperaSam 3 года назад +639

    "I tend to tak everything in Postal as a joke, because I'm not a product of generations of incest."
    I'm dying over here.

  • @siegmeme2887
    @siegmeme2887 5 лет назад +909

    "Give a leukemia patient a dozen doughnuts and you just put a smile on their face. I mean, it's not the most immediate thing that'll kill 'em"
    Holy shit Civvie

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears 4 года назад +87

      Getting in the postal mindset

    • @Firewatchersparadox97
      @Firewatchersparadox97 4 года назад +57

      I mean food usually helps people when their sad.

    • @JackBytez
      @JackBytez 4 года назад +47

      @@Firewatchersparadox97 Is true, am fat.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 года назад +16

      I mean....he's not wrong....

    • @GattToDaChoppa
      @GattToDaChoppa 2 года назад

      i mean, its accurate.

  • @Haispawner
    @Haispawner 5 лет назад +476

    "Shotgun...?" is an extremely rare weapon that is also called "Beta Shotgun" and it's believed to be an early version of the shotgun from the alpha/beta development stages of thr game, also if you use the give all weapons cheat it won't give it to you.

    • @bishboyo2880
      @bishboyo2880 5 лет назад +27

      Haispawner but it does give it to you or at least it gave it to me when I was messing around with the cheats

    • @konradstrom2976
      @konradstrom2976 5 лет назад +6

      dirty cheater
      @@bishboyo2880

    • @bishboyo2880
      @bishboyo2880 5 лет назад +16

      I’m just having some fun on the workshop

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 5 лет назад +20

      Really? I could've sworn it actually came from that Postal 2 mod, Eternal Damnation. At least that's where I saw it first.

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun 5 лет назад +73

      It can be found on Tuesday-Friday in the truck lot. If you position yourself on top those gateways into the lot (stand on the rising edge of it) and jump on to the roof (either side of the roof works), you will find a submachine gun on each side of the roof. However, the middle part of the roof holds the Beta Shotgun. You will have to perform a curved jump to reach it.

  • @DeisFortuna
    @DeisFortuna 4 года назад +331

    I know that canonically the Dude shot himself, but I always feel like, especially given her characterization in Paradise Lost, (I know it would be a retcon) it makes more sense for the Bitch to have shot the Dude.
    Seriously. Eleven years pass and she still holds it against the Dude.

    • @andreasottohansen7338
      @andreasottohansen7338 2 года назад +41

      That is what i always thought happened.

    • @ThatZenoGuy
      @ThatZenoGuy 2 года назад +3

      Groomer.

    • @crack4184
      @crack4184 2 года назад +2

      @@ThatZenoGuy ???

    • @ThatZenoGuy
      @ThatZenoGuy 2 года назад +3

      @@crack4184
      They're using the groomer flag in their avatar.

    • @TheTber123
      @TheTber123 2 года назад +1

      that's what I thought happened too, always thought his wife shot him

  • @TyrantKblastbeat
    @TyrantKblastbeat 5 лет назад +934

    "Did that dog just fetch me an assault rifle? This is the best game ever." lol

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 5 лет назад +23

      Good doggy

    • @bucc9661
      @bucc9661 5 лет назад +20

      They fetch severed heads too.

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 5 лет назад +28

      If I am playing a shooter and one of hte combat buddies of choice is a dog and that dog fetches me a gun without me telling the dog to do so, then its hte best game

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 4 года назад

      @@Tucher97 fallout?

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 4 года назад +5

      @@100purenacl3 no because you have to order dog meat to pick up the weapon, here the dogs just fetched you a rifle without you saying a thing

  • @BobbyWanKenobi
    @BobbyWanKenobi 4 года назад +112

    I finally played Postal 2 after watching your Pro Series, I played the whole week on Hestonworld, I killed 1,454 people, despite almost completing Monday non-violently, and got a "Card-Carrying NRA Member" ranking.
    Also my stats didn't show me how much crack I used, but I imagine it's somewhere between 'A lot' and 'All of it'.

  • @YakiAttaki
    @YakiAttaki 2 года назад +32

    My favourite thing about the pigeon mission cutscene (that you cut out) is Vince mentioning the quality of the video when talking about the budget as well as the cameraman laughing quietly

  • @Jorg13
    @Jorg13 6 лет назад +851

    Hell yeah. I discovered this channel a few days ago and I binge watched everything. The content is that good

    • @johnmoo8072
      @johnmoo8072 6 лет назад +23

      Glad you found this gold mine off a channel. It's freaking great 👍🐄

    • @kingcrimson3039
      @kingcrimson3039 5 лет назад +6

      Me too!

    • @nekromorg
      @nekromorg 5 лет назад +5

      same here

    • @parmejohn3970
      @parmejohn3970 5 лет назад +2

      this shit empty yeet

    • @RegularNobodyII
      @RegularNobodyII 5 лет назад +7

      I did the exact same thing, only a week ago lol

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 5 лет назад +491

    "Living in Arizona turns you into a crazy person"
    Well Spoony is proof of that

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 3 года назад +67

    My favorite mission in any POSTAL game is the one where you're at the RWS house and you have to kill zombies. I love the idea that Vince and Mike J have a fucking stockpile of weapons, ammo, armor, and health kits. They've got assault rifles, SMGs, handguns, shotguns, rocket launchers, and fucking napalm launchers, as well as a chainsaw and plenty of grenades. It's such a funny yet somehow awesome concept.

    • @obeseperson
      @obeseperson 2 года назад +4

      Average Arizona resident

  • @TooMuchSascha
    @TooMuchSascha 5 лет назад +857

    "Crack has betrayed me!"
    -CV-11

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 5 лет назад +13

      That can be interpreted in two very different ways.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад +3

      Top 10 anime betrayals.

    • @semihozturk8387
      @semihozturk8387 3 года назад +2

      "Crack fucked up my face!"

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 Месяц назад

      "I'm getting rid of all my crack stuff! All of it! I'm gonna run away! That's what I'll do!!"
      "Gesh, what a hot head"

  • @adirblazkowics7717
    @adirblazkowics7717 5 лет назад +152

    I love the fact that the Postal Dude can literally just inhale 26 donuts mid-firefight while he's running away

    • @Ryan-op7yd
      @Ryan-op7yd Год назад +1

      The Dragonborn is his ancient ancestor

    • @layers5255
      @layers5255 6 месяцев назад +4

      “I feel- I gotta- mm- aah- aah- i gotta - mm- i feel- i gotta- i gotta- i feel- mm- aah-“
      -Postal Dude

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 4 года назад +449

    "...cause i'm not a product of generations of incest."
    i'm using this in my life.

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 4 года назад +54

    25:00 was the part with the only joke in the game that made me laugh for it's face value joke; there were guys at the end of the tunnel next to the warhead, I shot them with a grenade launcher, and everything exploded, then you got an animation of earth exploding
    that caught me so off guard

  • @maxg4304
    @maxg4304 3 года назад +124

    "am I that evil?" you released an unkillable hellhound infected with a deadly bioweapon onto a small town while high on crack before nuking that same town two days later, with myriad atrocities surrounding those events. you're not just evil, you're based.

  • @superlukey3
    @superlukey3 5 лет назад +366

    Wait, the dude shoots himself? I thought that was his wife taking revenge for failing to get the rocky road.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 года назад +104

      It was kind of ambiguous.

    • @SMG-vx3mu
      @SMG-vx3mu 4 года назад +17

      same here

    • @dooderbug2437
      @dooderbug2437 4 года назад +58

      I thought he shot his wife

    • @frataltay4543
      @frataltay4543 4 года назад +26

      @@DriscolDevil Not really, in the intro of Postal III you can see him shooting himself.

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 4 года назад +20

      You kidding me? The recoil would rearrange her organs and kill her.

  • @Rottenberg666
    @Rottenberg666 5 лет назад +330

    "I have nine bullets in my pistol and over a hundred scissors"

    • @InfinityPotato97
      @InfinityPotato97 2 года назад +2

      Damn, I hope we will hear that line in Postal 4

  • @HunterIsRad
    @HunterIsRad 4 года назад +153

    “Congratulations, here’s your rocket launcher” is the same chaotic energy as...well, everything else in Postal 2.

  • @Dankly
    @Dankly 3 года назад +97

    25:15 The weapon IS in vanilla postal 2. Right behind your van you spawn everyday (from Monday to Friday) there is a secret hole that goes to an underground terrorist base. If you defeat these terrorists you'll get the nuke rocket launcher and some ammo

    • @lithuaniaball
      @lithuaniaball 3 года назад +14

      @jack3005 it's a nuke on friday, but only friday

    • @AuditorMadness
      @AuditorMadness 2 года назад +1

      When you say vanilla I imagine the 2003 release

  • @cadaverousRemains
    @cadaverousRemains 4 года назад +138

    "Why do my 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓾𝓵𝓪 𝓸𝓶𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓪 hurt?"

    • @blackwolf249
      @blackwolf249 3 года назад +6

      He should have just said, "Why does my neck hurt?".

  • @thetwistedsamurai
    @thetwistedsamurai 3 года назад +15

    I found out a weird loophole with the cats by total accident:
    When they're attacking in a tornado, drop catnip and then immediately pick it back up. The cats will stop freaking out, and will remain friendly -- and some you can even pick up.

  • @awfulanimations6409
    @awfulanimations6409 4 года назад +27

    17:33 You can briefly hear where Civvie says "no" before he's cut off by himself.

  • @solhamer3502
    @solhamer3502 5 лет назад +93

    Did you know you can do an extra powerful kick by performing it immediately after a jump crouch? Flying kick into heads to send them flying!

    • @theSemiChrist
      @theSemiChrist 4 года назад +13

      I love that 18 years later and I still learn new things about this game.

    • @solhamer3502
      @solhamer3502 4 года назад +35

      Oh mate I've got more for you.
      Try setting someone on fire. Then when they are crawling and burnt, piss on them to put them out, then taze them to prevent their health dropping to zero.
      They'll then recover and you'll have hideously burnt 1hp peds running about. Tazer revival!

    • @theSemiChrist
      @theSemiChrist 4 года назад +3

      @@solhamer3502 lol that's brilliant

    • @solhamer3502
      @solhamer3502 4 года назад +11

      Do the same thing to a high HP ped whose legs you've cut off... yep, they'll be flying around

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 2 года назад +2

      Ah, super flying kung fu easter egg.
      Weapon easter eggs like that and the beta shotgun is fun to find in the game.

  • @zenny8877
    @zenny8877 4 года назад +48

    "i've only killed 84 people today and two of them were gary coleman" is still one of my favorite quotes of all time

  • @BPKPhoenix
    @BPKPhoenix 4 года назад +218

    "I can't let that screen wipe go unchecked!"
    _Swipes to a group of screaming TIE fighters_

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 4 года назад +12

      It's the perfect transition.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 года назад +2

      Did the Postal Dude turn to the Dark Side?

    • @Potaogirl-qm3ys
      @Potaogirl-qm3ys 2 года назад

      @@ChaseMC215 When wasn’t he?

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 2 года назад +5

      @@Potaogirl-qm3ys I'm certain that there isn't a sith in the universe brave enough to train the dude to use space magic, one wrong look and they have a new chest hole courtesy of (insert weapon here). They have standards of being betrayed, train the student to mastery first and then try to kill them. The dude just doesn't have the patience for that.
      ...unless they provide him free crack.

    • @Potaogirl-qm3ys
      @Potaogirl-qm3ys 2 года назад

      @@BlazingShadowSword Fair enough.

  • @Superschokokeks
    @Superschokokeks 6 лет назад +93

    Civvie, death incarnate, destroyer of worlds
    edit: I made this comment before he reaped everything with a scythe....
    Seems I was more right than I thought

  • @jackmintz1695
    @jackmintz1695 4 года назад +30

    I dont know why but gary coleman flailing angrily while civvie looks for a weapon is the funniest shit ive seen

  • @doritoburrito4540
    @doritoburrito4540 6 лет назад +90

    the rocket dudes/gary colemens are way easier once you know that you can deflect projectiles with your kick, incase you didn't know already

  • @anchor-cross
    @anchor-cross 6 лет назад +317

    26:08
    You know we're screwed when anything from this game resembles real life

    • @summondskull4677
      @summondskull4677 6 лет назад +31

      We are FUCKD

    • @sigmamaleaffirmationhypnob7340
      @sigmamaleaffirmationhypnob7340 5 лет назад +46

      meh, not really
      this has been going on for decades, people just have very short memories

    • @SMG-vx3mu
      @SMG-vx3mu 5 лет назад +13

      RWS ARE FUCKING PROPHETS!!!

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 5 лет назад +5

      This is a very dumb take.

    • @JollyJuiice
      @JollyJuiice 4 года назад +7

      "The time for civility is over" ~Hilary Clinton
      Just one example.

  • @peppermintcookie5531
    @peppermintcookie5531 4 года назад +85

    “Ack! And now I am dying!” -Taliban Cellmate

  • @mid1429
    @mid1429 2 года назад +13

    “ I am being hunted by demonic Gary Colemans.” is a great quote

  • @DeweyManloveX
    @DeweyManloveX 6 лет назад +134

    Give to the man's Patreon people. To quote the greatest film ever, Team America World Police, "Freedom Isn't Free."

    • @KyosukeShigeru
      @KyosukeShigeru 5 лет назад +3

      ...lol, freedom is overrated!

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад +4

      @@KyosukeShigeru ... joke?

    • @SMG-vx3mu
      @SMG-vx3mu 5 лет назад +4

      "...That'll be 145.99 Ya cheepskate." Every boomer ever.

  • @revenantway
    @revenantway 3 года назад +36

    Note about the Mini-Nuke Launcher: It CAN be found in the main game. It can be found in the Taliban base replacing the WMD on Friday.

  • @Randomyoutuber-4831
    @Randomyoutuber-4831 5 лет назад +57

    joke's on civvie, rick grimes never dies on the show. He's just shipped off to another settlement where his fate is left ambiguous

  • @yvindblff5628
    @yvindblff5628 9 месяцев назад +9

    "See, I kicked him and the game didn't even crash." Then my youtube app crashed.
    Such is the power of jank.

  • @cw3le
    @cw3le 3 года назад +13

    That montage of killing zombies at Vince's house with the "Ode to Joy" is purely fantastic!

  • @filmtape5247
    @filmtape5247 5 лет назад +79

    14:47 hmmmm....
    _one second later_
    *on floor in pieces*

  • @TheZombiePimpernel
    @TheZombiePimpernel 4 года назад +31

    "Did that dog just fetch me an assault rifle?
    This is the best game ever."

  • @Copier777
    @Copier777 5 лет назад +20

    You made Apocalypse Weekend look more fun than it really is.

    • @darkpinktv6721
      @darkpinktv6721 4 месяца назад

      It felt like an endless drawn out excuse to have corridor shooting with a story that was a bit too heavy on the nose about their dispute with the publisher.

  • @RiverSomethingOrOther
    @RiverSomethingOrOther 3 года назад +7

    I always love how the security guard is like, "hmmm" and the next scene he's just absolutely destroyed

  • @FrahdChikun
    @FrahdChikun 5 лет назад +9

    At 2:44, there's a pair of Dusters on the desk, really usefull for taking out Garys and Devil-Cats if you end up running out of scissors.

  • @bucc9661
    @bucc9661 5 лет назад +48

    they nerfed the sawed off btw
    Mike J. is still a pushover though.

    • @flushedgaming7821
      @flushedgaming7821 4 года назад +5

      B U C C It’s weird cause when I first played it on easy. Mike J took loads of sawed off shots but on Hestonworld I took him down in seconds

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 года назад +1

      @@flushedgaming7821 Did you play on Enhanced mode? I fought him first time around on Average and it took several hits with the SSG to scrape small chunks of his HP, did it again in Enhanced and it's almost guaranteed to do +900 dmg

    • @dadude001
      @dadude001 4 года назад

      The SSG does _three times_ the nuke launcher’s damage on a single target.

  • @KitAkira1989
    @KitAkira1989 5 лет назад +38

    "Oh, yeah, I forgot the hospital was under siege by killer Tasmanian Devil cats because of all that Gary Coleman business."

  • @Shift_Salt
    @Shift_Salt 3 года назад +12

    26:00 Rare moment of Civvie11 being on the verge of crying Tears of Joy.

  • @LucasDrakel
    @LucasDrakel 5 лет назад +50

    am I the only one who thought his wife shot him? that seems much more logical... game logic and real logic.

    • @qualityautismNoah
      @qualityautismNoah 4 года назад +18

      @AnarchyBurger in the beginning of Paradise Lost the Dude say's his nagging Ex-Wife drove him to shoot himself.

  • @sergentharker7182
    @sergentharker7182 4 года назад +10

    I recently beat Postal 2 and apocalypse weekend on Insano difficulty, so everyone had a random weapon on them, it makes everything in the hospital so much easier, because I got a napalm launcher early on and it was pretty fun

  • @Collin255
    @Collin255 4 года назад +16

    11:35 that reload animation gets me every time lol

  • @hollenhammer
    @hollenhammer 4 года назад +5

    also "Bryan Survived" refers to an RWS guy on the roof to the left of where you wake up on Sunday and he has like 1 hit point. I tried for ages to keep him alive last time I played but he kept catching the edge of splash damage and dying. Or getting hit by a zombie chunk

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 3 года назад

      I can't save him either

  • @benb.8550
    @benb.8550 5 лет назад +50

    I love your reviews, you're like an even more demented Ross Scott!!

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 5 лет назад +3

      good to see i'm not the only one :D

    • @RyoLeo
      @RyoLeo 5 лет назад +10

      KingLich base on how his early episodes has that intro were it says civvie’s dungeons yeah I think he was inspired by ross. That being said I actually found this guy after watching ross latest videochat, where he recommended civvie so there’s that

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe the USDOSC facility is a front for the game dungeon and Civvie is one of the inmates. That or it's owned by Gizmonic Institute. Probably a bit of both.

  • @disturbedrenegade9815
    @disturbedrenegade9815 3 года назад +10

    My personal favorite quote in this whole video: "THE CRACK HAS BETRAYED ME!"

  • @ZEN_Ivan
    @ZEN_Ivan 6 лет назад +108

    "Did you remember my rocky road" DOH!

    • @thetrashman559
      @thetrashman559 5 лет назад +14

      *Bang*

    • @peppermintcookie5531
      @peppermintcookie5531 4 года назад +6

      “Honey, I’m home! You won’t believe the day that I had!”

    • @DeisFortuna
      @DeisFortuna 4 года назад +10

      Headcannon is that the bullet wound Postal Dude got is his wife shooting him over forgetting the Rocky Road.

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 4 года назад +6

      @@DeisFortuna They don't call her a bitch for nothing!
      *Green Acres jingle has stopped working

  • @BAGG8BAGG
    @BAGG8BAGG 5 лет назад +21

    @5:35 THE "F U" in the vents outside lol

  • @Zeithri
    @Zeithri 5 лет назад +13

    Best use of Ode to Joy ever, since Die Hard.
    " _Did that Hellhound just bring me an assault rifle?!_ " AHAHAHAHA!

  • @FlockOfHawks
    @FlockOfHawks 5 лет назад +8

    10:30 A-Mod is my hero ! THAT's how you deal with those demons . Finally some footage showing the menace they are .

  • @Wilkanas
    @Wilkanas 4 года назад +8

    The reload of that shotgun was simply amazing.

  • @Sn0wjunk1e
    @Sn0wjunk1e 4 года назад +37

    Civvie: *finds nukes*
    Me, in a Lo Wang voice: JUST LIKE HIROSHIMA

  • @BlazingShadowSword
    @BlazingShadowSword 3 года назад +8

    Any game with a dog in it needs to have a dedicated petting button. I don't care if it's hostile, I want to pet all the dogs.

  • @guiltygearalonecompl
    @guiltygearalonecompl 9 месяцев назад +2

    “Crack is a sometimes food now, unfortunately”
    HARD flashbacks there, thanks for that

  • @TalleyBellum
    @TalleyBellum 5 лет назад +8

    So I was playing through the entire week on the steam version and when you go to leave the hospital you get all your shit back from Friday and having a sledgehammer really helps on the nightmare Garry's

  • @R0ck4x3
    @R0ck4x3 Год назад +4

    "Yeah, bullshit, if this wasn't a cutscene, this jabroni would be fertilizer" Had a good laugh at that one XD

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 3 года назад +13

    0:55 it seems like Dude shooting himself in the head actually increased his intelligence

  • @StraySheep1
    @StraySheep1 5 лет назад +10

    The hallucination makes everything look like a Silent Hill game, cool

  • @Soldier3856
    @Soldier3856 5 лет назад +4

    16:17 Pro Tip on CEO boss fight: you can easily kill Phraud with one headshot from sniper rifle(it can be found somewhere in town IIRC). Though I have to clarify I was playing on Hard difficulty, and his HP changes depending on difficulty, so maybe on harder difficulties it doesn't work, but still.
    P.S: Also, if you play the game through "A Week In Paradise" mode, then on Saturday at the end of hospital level, you get to grab (almost) all your stuff from past 5 days. Including Health Pipes.

  • @fatboyvladimir1555
    @fatboyvladimir1555 6 лет назад +33

    I've only killed 84 people today, and 2 of them were Gary Coleman.

  • @caggotfarsontm5876
    @caggotfarsontm5876 3 года назад +5

    As a person born and raised in Arizona, yes this is all very accurate and the events in the game were actually based on real events by the dude himself

  • @valerdosm
    @valerdosm 6 лет назад +88

    Postal 3 is not going to be fun, I know that for sure.

  • @a.k8185
    @a.k8185 2 года назад +3

    Interesting thing with the army: Their " *inability to die without a big fight* " comes from the bullets sometimes not dealing damage against them

  • @RealNoNikName
    @RealNoNikName 3 года назад +2

    Civvie 11 Been Binging your channel for the past 3 days straight! Love this. cant get enough.

  • @SwankyJami
    @SwankyJami 2 года назад +3

    The opening hospital part is basically if Postal 2 and Silent Hill 2 had a baby. A..very, very weird baby...

  • @falldownpit
    @falldownpit 5 лет назад +3

    18:05 *cut away* "That is one happy man" *also cut away* "Have a good time now!"

  • @darth0kahn
    @darth0kahn 3 года назад +7

    postal saw off is just what happens when you take the doom super shotgun and aim it at a human

  • @bloodlessvr2823
    @bloodlessvr2823 2 года назад +3

    16:10 I just realized that the phone ringing throughout the mission before this was Vince trying to call the sleazy publisher

  • @The6thMessenger
    @The6thMessenger Год назад +3

    Scissors can actually be bounced at walls, and can one-shot the tornado-cats. Within the confines of the corridors, I made it a tactic to bounce the scissors at the walls to saturate the area and hit enemies in advance.

  • @Detective_Doomy
    @Detective_Doomy 6 лет назад +14

    Good vid civvie. Postal 3 gonna be a shitshow ... and that is putting it very lightly like light at a feather. On a side note I think you can get the mini-nuke in normal weekday postal 2 you just have to on Friday go to Al-Qaeda and instead of the WMD they have the mini-nuke. don't know if you have to do Al-Qaeda before Friday also thou

  • @EJsGameplay
    @EJsGameplay 3 года назад +3

    7:44 Can confirm, I have those exact thoughts pretty much several times a day.

  • @evilphil
    @evilphil 5 лет назад +3

    First, your videos have given me a new appreciation and understanding of Postal 2. I need to revisit it again; last time I played through I felt like the hit scanning was broken and unfair. Laser bullets phasing through solid objects.
    Second, Apocalypse Weekend kinda blows. Taking away the open world in favor of mission-based gameplay prevents me from defining the Postal Dude on MY terms. My Dude on Monday-Friday is a lone junkie vigilante. AW hands me a scythe and says "slaughter this herd of elephants because ends level."

  • @breeze2082
    @breeze2082 4 года назад +6

    I've watched this playthrough many times on your channel. Kinda cheesy to say, Civie, but your vids and choice of content always feels nice to come back to. Didn't even know Blood was a thing until your channel. Hope you're doing well.

  • @chrisg5219
    @chrisg5219 5 лет назад +2

    Civvies I just discovered your channel. One of the best on youtube man. It's a crime you don't have a million subs bc you're fucking hilarious.

  • @mrhelitosis7564
    @mrhelitosis7564 2 года назад +5

    0:49
    Rare footage of Postal Dude without his glasses.

  • @MrRikkles
    @MrRikkles 2 года назад +2

    "THIS IS FOR ALL THE OPPRESSED MCNUGGETS"
    If there were words that could express how much I'm internally screaming from how much I want to make human NOPE-speriments with these characters... Then the expletives loosed from my tongue would make SHAKESPEARE WET HIMSELF IN FEAR FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.

  • @dimitripia5156
    @dimitripia5156 5 лет назад +4

    Side note: from what I've seen, in the base game before Friday, if the clinic can be reached, using the Vend-a-Cure gives Health Pipes.

  • @TriggerOfWar
    @TriggerOfWar 5 лет назад +48

    This channel is so underrated

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 3 года назад

      *looks at the millions of views*
      We both know that's a lie.

    • @josiahreynolds6032
      @josiahreynolds6032 3 года назад

      @@KRAFTWERK2K6 Didn't have a million views 2 years ago

  • @Shaun_Jones
    @Shaun_Jones 2 года назад +3

    12:38 I just realized that Vince sounds a lot like Bain from Payday 2. “Dude! The gold master! Go fuckin get it!”

  • @Tucher97
    @Tucher97 5 лет назад +1

    "You kick open Hydrolic doors in this game OH SHIT"
    love that also loved how the dog fetched him an assault rifle, he sounded surprise as if its something newly discovered, a dog fetching a gun for you without you ordering the dog to, that is like Elizabeth who is the greatest escort, she stays out of the way, stands on teh side line and throws you salts, ammo/weapons, and meds

  • @red_cosplay
    @red_cosplay 5 лет назад +9

    32:30 Congratulations, you've played yourself.
    *weed and airhorn sounds*

  • @JFK1778
    @JFK1778 3 года назад +6

    "this ones for the oppressed mcnuggets" had me dying

  • @lostfoundpodcast375
    @lostfoundpodcast375 2 года назад +3

    3 years later the transition slide joke is still perfect

  • @Yakida01
    @Yakida01 4 года назад +2

    28:14
    What can the harvest hope for
    IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN.