@@rapogirl1391 she also has a taste in alcohol since she not only knows how to make some, she is seen drinking it in the Japanese version of Super Mario Kart
@@BluestCapybara2400 Creo que es porque en Japón y Estados Unidos creen que todo lo relacionado al español viene de México 😔 Pero Che Guevara y Fidel Castro se reunieron en Ciudad de México antes de iniciar la Revolución Cubana, así que es medio justificable.
0:22 Honestly that poor "bear" being forced to work while Mario watch through a window is more disturbing that just mention Hitler in a educative question cause is STORY.
Depends on interpretation. On one hand, Mario could be watching maliciously as the Bear stays in slavery, or he could be trying to break him out of there.
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 True, but on the other hand, Mario may be sneaking around like Solid Snake and getting evidence that will allow whatever police in the land the bear lives to shut down the sweat shop.
@@santiagocastro6333 To be fair, the bastille only had a few prisoners, and they weren't related to the revolutionaries The people imprisoned there likely deserved their fate. Meaning Mario was probably convicted for grave crimes
Have you considered uploading pictures of them to the Mario Wiki or another site? Not all Mario cards are known and documented and your collection could help with that.
He just returned to Brooklyn after god knows how long he's been in the Mushroom Kingdom. He probably just forgot every bit of history from his home planet.
This video is so cursed that it won't even work normally. I can't watch it unless I'm in an Incognito window. Love how a significant number of those cards just give the answer away in the picture.
This is top tier comedy right here. There are so many good ones here like Bowser staring at a picture of Al Capone like "One day i want to be as great as you" or Mario reading the bible, nothing beats it.
If Hitler existed in the Mario universe, that means the Holocaust happened in the Mario universe which goes with religion existing in the Mario universe which means that Christianity might be practiced in certain parts of the Mushroom Kingdom which means that a Toad Pope exists, which means that he preaches the word of a Toad God. If the stories in the Bible are, in fact true, that means that a Toad Jesus died for the sins of Toadkind which means that other religions like Islam exist in the Mario universe which means that homosexuality, abortion, euthinasia, etc. were at one point criminalized in the Mario universe which means that Pride Month exists in the Mario universe. To top it all off, the fact that Middle Eastern countries exist in the Mario universe (as confirmed by these quiz cards), this means that a Toad Bin Laden once existed in the Mario universe which means that ISIS and Al-Qeada exist in the Mario universe which means that 9/11 is canon to Mario. If we look at Prohibition supposedly being canon, then systemic racism existed in the Mushroom Kingdom. This means that Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr, and other black rights activists existed in the Mario universe at one point. The original commenter's point about Stalin existing in the Mario universe at one point also stands. This means that communism exists in the Mario universe, which means that edgelords exist in the Mario universe, and so do memes. If memes do exist in the Mario universe, that means that Reddit, 4Chan, Twitter, Facebook, and other social media exist, which means that the Internet as a whole exists, which means that all types of sites exists in the Mario universe, which means that RUclips exists in the Mario universe, which means that Susan Big W exists in the Mario universe and... well you probably get the idea by now... TL;DR: If it exists in our universe, chances are that it exists in the Mario universe.
@@grantwilliams2571 Interesting observations, although we aren't sure if Abrahamic religions are only toad religions, as mario odyssey shows us how there are other cultures and species besides the toads and browser's army, including normal humans.
Welp, I can see most of these pictures becoming meme material, if they already have, that is. The Dr.Seuss picture is cute though. Never thought I’d see an official Mario artwork featuring a nigh-crossover like that.
@@_pulstar Or reading the bible since Nintendo of America is strict about religious symbols and figures in Mario games as well any other game Nintendo makes and they release in North America.
07:56 The Beatles' final paid concert of their career took place on 29 August at Candlestick Park in San Francisco, California. The band played to an audience of 25,000,leaving 7,000 tickets unsold.
3:40 Yoshi’s pissed because last time he was at an airport he was apprehended by the authorities for attempting to flee the country due to tax evasion.
It's kind of ironic seeing Sweatshops brought up in a Nintendo game when you realize Nintendo has apparently been benefiting from chinese forced labor camps.
Ohh, so THAT'S how Paper Mario came to be.... How about: After flattening everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom (and beyond) due to becoming slowly insane over years of stomping turtys, Mario realised that, being the only 3D resident left, he might as well flatten himself to look like them (because he's crazy like that), therefore he hopped right off the steamroller and lied down in front of it, to immediate success. No one died in this whole fiasco, but he then proceeded to kidnap a flattened dog and give him a mushroom, turning him anthropomorphic. The dog then managed to maul him and escape to create his own universe with these new powers, essentially becoming the god of it, hiding in plain sight. And that's also where PaRappa The Rapper came from. The end. *:-)*
I had alot of these quiz cards as early as 2003 when I was like 6 years old. I never actually cared about the questions, nor could i even read well enough to understand them lol. But I sure enjoyed looking at the art and seperating them into categories with my bro. Like, All cards with Yoshi on them, all Peach cards, Luigi cards etc. I havent looked at these things in forever, so this video was pretty funny lol IIRC, The manual it came with has Yoshi's name incorrectly translated as "YOSSY". XD Always find the imfamous Yossy translations to be humorous.
That's really cool! Memories like that are always a treat to think back to. I remember doing something even weirder. I had around 50 mario plushes, and I spent an entire afternoon taking pictures of them on a terrible quality camera. The reason this was so dumb is that I didn't just take normal pictures of the plushes. For every single one, I took a picture from every angle. Forward, left, right, backwards, above, below. For all 50 or so of my plushes. I have NO idea why I did that and it was a complete waste of time. Obviously didn't even use the pictures for anything.
Here's what i got from this: -Mario tried to steal a goombas alcohol -peach tried making whisky -Mario believes in both Christianity and Islam -Luigi is learning about WWII -peach was apart of a equal rights protest -Mario knows some form of karate -Mario built a road
Also: - Luigi does not know how to read - Mario secretly practices alchemy - Luigi likes green eggs and ham (Luigi likes them, Sam I Am) - Mario's blood type is O positive - Mario is a Beatles fanatic - Peach owns a llama to carry her luggage - Mario taught a horse how to play baseball - Mario and Bowser have the best Dudley Do-Right and Snively Whiplash cosplay - Mario is a referee for not just boxing, but sumo wrestling. - Luigi is actually French
Not sure if I remember this correctly but I believe the Mario cartoons portrayed the world in Mario as being located in a parallel dimension of the real world.
Nintendo Unity Oh yeah. Plus it was also shown in the Super Mario Bros movie from 1993. Although the atmosphere was not the same as in the cartoon or games.
@@DigiPen92 It's because originally in the Mario lore back then, It's established that the Mario Bros, Pauline, Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr came from the real world(Brooklyn specifically). And the Mario Bros found the pipe that leads to the Mushroom Kingdom. Even Shigeru Myiamotto back then describes Mario as a plumber from Brooklyn. Nintendo seem to try to retcon that lore in the modern Mario games though.
5:17 I could be wrong but I think that part of the card was suppose to be Luigi, not Mario since it did had Red Colors incorrect and Luigi is taller and it has two hair thing in his mustache. I think that was copied from Super Mario Bros. 3 Artwork since Luigi was holding Peach's hand to escape from Bowser.
I love that at 5:18 you can see that somebody just used the art of Luigi, Princess Peach, and Toad from the Famicom box art of Super Mario Bros 3 but recolored Luigi red. Like his mustache is the same and he is still taller, its just funny.
@@MadhuManikpuri416 Mutahar is an Indian-Canadian RUclipsr known for his alias “SomeOrdinaryGamers”, he does news and opinions on various media like “Twitter is Horrible” and “Nintendo Hates You”.
Theres so much to talk about, like new characters for future use But man, Luigi stealing peach again by pretending to be mario, dude what's wrong with this guy
Sorry for the trauma but I had to share this with the world.
@@mitchellbrothersproductions no shit Sherlock
Luigi learns about a bad man from ww2.
@@Jakewebmaster8 I hope you'll all Forgive me for what I've said!
@@mitchellbrothersproductions I forgive.
Really?
I like how one of the options for “What is Alchemy?” Is “The belief that the world is flat.” I find that to be hilarious.
"I hate all these fake facebook news... All they're doing is teaching people alchemy !"
@Fluffy Freak *Full. Mario alchemist*
@Rebekah Leonard bruuh
They should have used the angry sun for the space question
“Who told the tales of the arabian nights?”
_kermit the frog_
1:52 Bowser with a framed portrait of Al Capone is just so funny to me
not to mention he’s smiling at it
Man, I quit kidnapping. I'm gonna sell illegal alcohol, like my hero Mr Capone did!
-bowser
@@gauthamkannan819 Gold comment.
1:52
*DEEP LORE:* Bowser looks up to Al Capone
And Peach has Type O blood.
@@rapogirl1391 she also has a taste in alcohol since she not only knows how to make some, she is seen drinking it in the Japanese version of Super Mario Kart
So that’s how he became Al Koopone!
I guess it’s because he’s a villain.
@@dmcmusiclover2995 Why
Man, early Mario was something else.
@Ashton yep
@Ashton The Person Who Released Would Be Fired
fun fact: the man went to Vietnam on your Game & Watch and blew his enemies up with their own bombs.
that's an understatement. the 90s were wierd.
@@trashcatlinol and to think that they were the best times
Mario out here praying to every religion, no wonder bowser loses, Mario has the power of Jesus, Buddha and Allah on his side
Meanwhile Bowser has the power of Al Capone, haha.
Lol
And a space goddess in Rosalina.
And Bowser introduced racial segregation on his bus lines!
3 gods is still better than 1
I hust imagined a toad Hitler telling his fellow toads to exterminate the goombas
Wait.. would that make Mario an anti-semetist?
@@BeALight-i3z
I'm a Jew, does that make me a goomba?
@@hilacopter4023 yes, but you're Goomboss and toad hitler ain't for that shit and leaves you alone
Bowser has various races in his kingdom but the Mushroom Kingdom is 99% Toad.
I've never thought i would see Mario reading the bible
Or the Koran
while praying to muhammad at the same time lmfao
@@-username-6442 Mario is Mr. Worldwide lol
@Nasho
Let alone actually being made by Nintendo
@@-username-6442 no it a book we dont pary to a book muslim talking
Luigi isn't nervous about learning about Hitler.
He's looking at how trash the Italian army was during ww2.
Luigi probably read about Benito Mussolini...
@@metaknightSSBU have you ever met a knight?
I have.
As an Italian I died laughing when reading this comment.
@@edgelord8337 :O Which one?
Just wait until you see our, power, surely not the weakest one, bolivian army!
I like how at complete random the illustration of the card spoils what the answer is lol
Because is for kids xd
I’m… pretty sure they all do that to an extent.
How does the whisky question do that? It's just Peach looking at all the answers provided
they're for the person asking, the person guessing can't see them
This^@@somedummyonyoutube3362
"Who was Che Guevara?"
*shows Mario and Luigi with Mexican Hats*
Why.
@@QuaggledMireclops idk
@@BluestCapybara2400
Creo que es porque en Japón y Estados Unidos creen que todo lo relacionado al español viene de México 😔
Pero Che Guevara y Fidel Castro se reunieron en Ciudad de México antes de iniciar la Revolución Cubana, así que es medio justificable.
For some reason, when I skim-read the title about revolutionary, and saw the Mexican attire, my mind raced to Pancho Villa or Emiliano Zapata.
Same with the question about Cervantes writing Don Quixote
1:11 islam mario makes me laugh much harder than it should
Ikr
I heard this when I saw it
m.ruclips.net/video/-uAZdIJIl8o/видео.html
But it's funny lmfao
Mario converts to Islam 😳😳😳😳 No virus
No its not funny
This is the most bizarre thing I have heard in a while.
Yare Yare..
5:23 Red Luigi is canon now
OH that isn’t Mario!!!
Luigi commits identity theft and is persecuted by Bowser under royal law.
epic
red green mario
Mario: Red?! Red Luigi?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
0:22 Honestly that poor "bear" being forced to work while Mario watch through a window is more disturbing that just mention Hitler in a educative question cause is STORY.
Depends on interpretation. On one hand, Mario could be watching maliciously as the Bear stays in slavery, or he could be trying to break him out of there.
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 or, he's like: "what is-a going on in here?"
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 Look right above Mario's head. I think that's a panic droplet.
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 True, but on the other hand, Mario may be sneaking around like Solid Snake and getting evidence that will allow whatever police in the land the bear lives to shut down the sweat shop.
@@jeremyriley1238 That's honestly rather heartwarming. I like it!
1:38 Ah yes, I remember learning about Mario de Lafayette having his head paraded around on a pike by Luigi.
I thought Luigi was breaking Mario out of the Bastille.
You’re telling me nuclear bombs exist in the Mario universe...
Then WHY doesn’t the mushroom kingdom use them
Haha cuz the mushroom cloud right hahahahhaha
To be fair they are agains it.
the mushroom kingdom isn't american enough when dealing with foreign nations.
Because the princess is in Bowsers castles 75% of the time!
Because then the Mushroom Kingdom would become the Mushroom Cloud Kingdom.
LUIGI WAS A TORCHBEARER IN THE FRENCH REVOLUTION LMFAO
And Mario don’t seem to care
They were liberating Mario from the Bastille which means that he was an activist for the revolution
@@santiagocastro6333 To be fair, the bastille only had a few prisoners, and they weren't related to the revolutionaries
The people imprisoned there likely deserved their fate.
Meaning Mario was probably convicted for grave crimes
7:30 ah yes, Kermit The Frog, my favorite storyteller!
also is it just me that's trying to solve these quiz cards?
Nope, i also try to
Me three
Some I did already know the answer to
i was until i got distracted thinkinh how they should have packaged it with Mario's time machine.
You think King K. Rool has a picture of Jesse James?
Modern Mario lore: bland, sanitized, nothing you won't see in NSMB
Old Mario lore:
@@lol-ih1tl id trade that off to see luigi storm the bastille
@@lol-ih1tl Y'all also had *THREE* amazing tv shows that were really poorly animated and became timeless memes later :(
Get out, TTYD fan.
And a movie from 1993, underrated imo
I’d say most of the Origami King lore is terrifying.
Luigi's reaction: The Italian Army was that terrible? Mammamia…
Dude, be happy you lived in Brooklyn!
Luigi: I must show this to Mario
@@davemiller638 i know luigi.. *i was there*
@@ciclon5682 And?
@@davemiller638 *the screams luigi.. they never end*
2:46 The new Dr. Mario DLC is looking great
2:40 "Oh wait, I can't read."- Knuckles
"Unfortunately, Yoshi can't read."
@@rapogirl1391 Where'd that come from?
@@LarrytheKing16 "Something about Yoshi's Island" by Terminal Montage. If you've never seen his chanel before, I HIGHLY recommend it!
Can we just appreciate the fact that bowser has a random portrait of Al Capone in his house?
He probably idolized AL Capone.
Wonder what world you would enter if you where to jump through?
@@clockworkpotato9892 The world of organized crime
@@clockworkpotato9892 Chicago
You don't have one?
I have a pretty large collection of Mario Quiz Cards. I liked them because of the artwork (and seeing Mario interact with real world people/objects).
Have you considered uploading pictures of them to the Mario Wiki or another site? Not all Mario cards are known and documented and your collection could help with that.
Do it, send them to the wiki
Do it bub
@Cosmic space thing @Phooj
you guys sound like when a cartoonish mafia boss says something and the two servants agree with him
@@Kyler_Comments k
"Who told the tales of The Arabian Nights?"
*_"Kermit the Frog"_*
it's true
Time stamp 7:27
I guess muppets are canon in Nintendo now
@@BlueGaming-hp2ho kERMit ThE fEoG
I DIED LAUGHING
Ah yes
My favorite desert
Christianity
@yeet where I'm from i call them Chinese kids
With a hint of crossy flakes.
people think we christians go to church to learn about god BUT really its just a dinner party
I always had cristianity when i was at my grandmothers house back in the days. Mmmm how delicious that was.
@@-username-6442 what churches do you go to?
Luigi being Italian should know a lot about Hitler.
He just returned to Brooklyn after god knows how long he's been in the Mushroom Kingdom. He probably just forgot every bit of history from his home planet.
@The skywalker is here Mom* and Dad or Mum and Dud* You Fool!
@@TheSherriea1 B R U H
@@TheSherriea1 dafaq
This makes all the Dorkly Mario animations and Game Theories videos look like Cartoon Network actual programming
This video is so cursed that it won't even work normally. I can't watch it unless I'm in an Incognito window.
Love how a significant number of those cards just give the answer away in the picture.
The good ol' days when you can add someone dying and kids would find it okay.
Nah, they can still add people dying.
This is top tier comedy right here.
There are so many good ones here like Bowser staring at a picture of Al Capone like "One day i want to be as great as you" or Mario reading the bible, nothing beats it.
If Hitler exists in the Mario universe then Stalin probably does too!
communism in mario
If Hitler existed in the Mario universe, that means the Holocaust happened in the Mario universe which goes with religion existing in the Mario universe which means that Christianity might be practiced in certain parts of the Mushroom Kingdom which means that a Toad Pope exists, which means that he preaches the word of a Toad God. If the stories in the Bible are, in fact true, that means that a Toad Jesus died for the sins of Toadkind which means that other religions like Islam exist in the Mario universe which means that homosexuality, abortion, euthinasia, etc. were at one point criminalized in the Mario universe which means that Pride Month exists in the Mario universe. To top it all off, the fact that Middle Eastern countries exist in the Mario universe (as confirmed by these quiz cards), this means that a Toad Bin Laden once existed in the Mario universe which means that ISIS and Al-Qeada exist in the Mario universe which means that 9/11 is canon to Mario. If we look at Prohibition supposedly being canon, then systemic racism existed in the Mushroom Kingdom. This means that Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr, and other black rights activists existed in the Mario universe at one point. The original commenter's point about Stalin existing in the Mario universe at one point also stands. This means that communism exists in the Mario universe, which means that edgelords exist in the Mario universe, and so do memes. If memes do exist in the Mario universe, that means that Reddit, 4Chan, Twitter, Facebook, and other social media exist, which means that the Internet as a whole exists, which means that all types of sites exists in the Mario universe, which means that RUclips exists in the Mario universe, which means that Susan Big W exists in the Mario universe and... well you probably get the idea by now...
TL;DR: If it exists in our universe, chances are that it exists in the Mario universe.
Pol pot must've existed too....
also with nukes existing that meant some teenagers kidnapped the first president of Indonesia (before he was president)
@@grantwilliams2571 Interesting observations, although we aren't sure if Abrahamic religions are only toad religions, as mario odyssey shows us how there are other cultures and species besides the toads and browser's army, including normal humans.
Welp, I can see most of these pictures becoming meme material, if they already have, that is. The Dr.Seuss picture is cute though. Never thought I’d see an official Mario artwork featuring a nigh-crossover like that.
Islamic Mario XD
ah heck nah i don’t see mario prayin to allah
@@_pulstar me too bud
@@_pulstar Or reading the bible since Nintendo of America is strict about religious symbols and figures in Mario games as well any other game Nintendo makes and they release in North America.
@@jeremyriley1238 i was just quoting a meme i saw on discord
Not only that, but 9/11 also happened in the Mario universe, as it talks about airport security
But these were made in the mid to late 90s.
@@jerricaleonard2123 Mario predicted 9/11
@@jakes1566 Mario did 9/11
World 9, Stage 11
The _real_ lost level...
Ah yes, my favorite mario character,Hitler
They stole him from persona 2
@yeet sucks that they removed him from mario kart 7 and 8
@@ghostxd2276 And _they_ stole him from Super Famicom Wars.
@yeet I actually used a hitler Mii for some time trials in mario kart wii. I wanna get rid of it but i cant beat my old records
@@masterspark9880 hahahaha
4:30
never would have thought to see Mario wear the Cat in the hat’s Hat
and Luigi eat green eggs and ham
It is pretty cool though. Makes me wonder if Bowser would dress up as the grinch or something.
My Version Of Luigi: HIS POOP WILL BE GREEN!!!!!
07:56
The Beatles' final paid concert of their career took place on 29 August at Candlestick Park in San Francisco, California. The band played to an audience of 25,000,leaving 7,000 tickets unsold.
in 1970,The Beatles are splitted after the last Album(Let It Be) in Abbey Road Studios!😍
and stadium is still here and useful.
_Who is Stalin?_
A. The general for Soviet Union
B. Sus
C. A giant russian meme
All of the above
B
The other two answers are too obviously wrong.
@@ProGremlinPlayer dude, stalin is sus
D. All of the above.
(With the exception of the comment thread.)
5:22 Red Luigi strikes again
OH GOD, I DIDNT NOTICED THAT
Who told the tales of The Arabian Nights?
Kermit the frog
yeah. 1001 frogs named kermit. last kermit tells arabian nights.🤣🤣🤣
2:46
None of the above. By feeding Hungry Lumas lots of Star Bits.
3:40 Yoshi’s pissed because last time he was at an airport he was apprehended by the authorities for attempting to flee the country due to tax evasion.
3:34 Mario, you have a freaking cape just fly up there
That's a scarf...
@@OfficialOacus It looks very similar to the cape from super mario world
I mean, it makes sense. If he falls down he can just glide and not break his legs
He needs to build up Speed to fly
...
2:48 Powerup farm.
r/cursedcomments
This is hands down the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Most of This is actually creative rather than cursed, i say most, most history ones are cursed
True
4:27 that one is just straight up adorable.
@@cyclops8238
Plumber In A Hat
A lot of the information is inaccurate though, like saying ethnologists exclusively study "primitive" cultures and that alchemy was a science.
I didn't even know Nintendo did this back in the day.
7:34 Yoshi is my favorite horse.
8:47 "baseball mitt for left handers" *proceeds to show a right handed mitt*
It's kind of ironic seeing Sweatshops brought up in a Nintendo game when you realize Nintendo has apparently been benefiting from chinese forced labor camps.
Oh
Real global capitalism moment
They probably had these cards made in sweatshops too.
@@Hammi4Real :(
I mean, it's the number one company in the number three economy on earth. What company of anywhere near that size _doesn't_ exploit Chinese labor?
Nintendo was weird in the 90s to say the least
@@lol-ih1tl But bringing up Hitler is totally fine!
@@andromeda_va39 Well, since it's educational, it sort of is. The censored content from MK or Earthbound didn't serve any educational purpose.
@@symphonyoforder Point taken.
Therapist: "Bowl cut Mario doesn't exist"
Bowl cut Mario: 7:50
My Therapist who is Barely Qualified to be One: “Bowl cut Mario is real and he will hurt you.”
4:25 Today I learned there was an official collaboration between Mario and Dr Seuss.
I like to think Luigi reading the world war 2 book is using the “Hello Mario” voice
OH DEAR LORD DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT DEEPFAKE-
4:35 Mario has committed vehicular manslaughter in that vehicle, I can see it in his soulless eyes
Ohh, so THAT'S how Paper Mario came to be....
How about:
After flattening everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom (and beyond) due to becoming slowly insane over years of stomping turtys, Mario realised that, being the only 3D resident left, he might as well flatten himself to look like them (because he's crazy like that), therefore he hopped right off the steamroller and lied down in front of it, to immediate success. No one died in this whole fiasco, but he then proceeded to kidnap a flattened dog and give him a mushroom, turning him anthropomorphic. The dog then managed to maul him and escape to create his own universe with these new powers, essentially becoming the god of it, hiding in plain sight. And that's also where PaRappa The Rapper came from. The end. *:-)*
I had alot of these quiz cards as early as 2003 when I was like 6 years old. I never actually cared about the questions, nor could i even read well enough to understand them lol. But I sure enjoyed looking at the art and seperating them into categories with my bro. Like, All cards with Yoshi on them, all Peach cards, Luigi cards etc.
I havent looked at these things in forever, so this video was pretty funny lol
IIRC, The manual it came with has Yoshi's name incorrectly translated as "YOSSY". XD
Always find the imfamous Yossy translations to be humorous.
That's really cool! Memories like that are always a treat to think back to.
I remember doing something even weirder. I had around 50 mario plushes, and I spent an entire afternoon taking pictures of them on a terrible quality camera. The reason this was so dumb is that I didn't just take normal pictures of the plushes. For every single one, I took a picture from every angle. Forward, left, right, backwards, above, below. For all 50 or so of my plushes. I have NO idea why I did that and it was a complete waste of time. Obviously didn't even use the pictures for anything.
Now how did you sort cards with many characters?
5:22
You heard of green mario, now get ready for red luigi
He also appeared in SMBSS.
Here's what i got from this:
-Mario tried to steal a goombas alcohol
-peach tried making whisky
-Mario believes in both Christianity and Islam
-Luigi is learning about WWII
-peach was apart of a equal rights protest
-Mario knows some form of karate
-Mario built a road
Also:
- Luigi does not know how to read
- Mario secretly practices alchemy
- Luigi likes green eggs and ham (Luigi likes them, Sam I Am)
- Mario's blood type is O positive
- Mario is a Beatles fanatic
- Peach owns a llama to carry her luggage
- Mario taught a horse how to play baseball
- Mario and Bowser have the best Dudley Do-Right and Snively Whiplash cosplay
- Mario is a referee for not just boxing, but sumo wrestling.
- Luigi is actually French
-Bowser idolizes al Capone
-Bowser supports segregation
-Mario was part of both the French Revolution and The Beatles
-Mario didnt knew sweatshops existed
-and mario climbs the k2 mountain...or gankhar puensum
lol these characters have lived rich full lives.
I never thought about this before but if real world countries exist in the Mario universe, where would the Mushroom kingdom be located?
Not sure if I remember this correctly but I believe the Mario cartoons portrayed the world in Mario as being located in a parallel dimension of the real world.
Didn't The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3 take place both the mushrooms kingdom and pipes that lead to the real world?
Nintendo Unity Oh yeah. Plus it was also shown in the Super Mario Bros movie from 1993. Although the atmosphere was not the same as in the cartoon or games.
De'Wayne Welch Yeah, even Mario is Missing did have Real World involved as well.
@@DigiPen92 It's because originally in the Mario lore back then, It's established that the Mario Bros, Pauline, Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr came from the real world(Brooklyn specifically). And the Mario Bros found the pipe that leads to the Mushroom Kingdom. Even Shigeru Myiamotto back then describes Mario as a plumber from Brooklyn. Nintendo seem to try to retcon that lore in the modern Mario games though.
7:24 Ah yes, I remember being told the stories of the Arabian nights by Kermit the Frog.
Imagine him telling one of those stories in that voice
5:17 I could be wrong but I think that part of the card was suppose to be Luigi, not Mario since it did had Red Colors incorrect and Luigi is taller and it has two hair thing in his mustache. I think that was copied from Super Mario Bros. 3 Artwork since Luigi was holding Peach's hand to escape from Bowser.
4:18
Haha, Mario! You are bangin the princess!
1:38 When Luigi has enough of mario stealing the spotlight
Wdym? He's going to rescue him just like what happened in the French Revolution
5:25 so “red Luigi” is a cononical character now
2:16 Toad adding chemicals to food is the best thing ever.
“What equipment is necessary for windsurfing?” They misspelled snorkel as ‘snorkle’ lmaooo
2:12 toad: *let’s make this karrot fresh and attractive* rabbit: *me eat*
I demand this go viral, and I want Nintendo to release more cards immediately.
At least they got good taste in humor, intentional or not.
The funniest part about this, Nintendo existed BEFORE World War Two. Hell, even World War One
I, as a Muslim, love the Muslim Mario one. It just looks like something I might’ve seen in Arabic storybooks that helped with reading.
2:20 I bet this is why Mario dons a sombrero and starts shooting around in the anime, where he goes to meet the Old Man.
7:52
I cant believe Mario had that yee yee *coin sound* haircut one time
Eh, the only ones I’d call “cursed” would be the Hitler and Ché ones
And the sweatshop.
Lmao apparently Mario reads the Bible and Koran as a side hobby
I don't know man that Rosa Parks one is cursed as shit because it implies Bowser discriminates based on race.
@@Calvin_Coolage Of course he does, he hates Mushroom Kingdomers.
@@KrabbyPatty99Archive Fuck you're right.
Time traveller: knocks over a chair
The future: 1:08
I love that at 5:18 you can see that somebody just used the art of Luigi, Princess Peach, and Toad from the Famicom box art of Super Mario Bros 3 but recolored Luigi red. Like his mustache is the same and he is still taller, its just funny.
Christianity being “a collection of stories by Hans Christian Andersen” is just a really clever answer
That Luigi panel is gonna be a meme material
2:30 They predicted the flat Earth memes.
90's Nintendo: "We absolutely REFUSE to have overt depictions of Religion and Alcohol in our products!"
Also 90's Nintendo:
1:25 Bowser looks like a mix between his modern design and the super show design.
1:07 Mariuslim
This is kinda cursed
shut up
I officially identify with Beatles Mario. 7:52
0:57
That explains how Peach got drunk in Japanese Super Mario Kart.
11:36 "What heats a microwave oven?"
Kerosene 😂😂😂
2:03 Mutahar is gonna have a field day about this.
Who's mutahar ? I only see peach is wearing saree and Mario neta ( indian politician ) type clothes it's kinda funny it's not cursed 😄
@@MadhuManikpuri416 Mutahar is an Indian-Canadian RUclipsr known for his alias “SomeOrdinaryGamers”, he does news and opinions on various media like “Twitter is Horrible” and “Nintendo Hates You”.
@@KOOPAS1234 oh is that so didn't know that sorry
@@KOOPAS1234 I mostly knew him for Haunted Gaming.
Theres so much to talk about, like new characters for future use
But man, Luigi stealing peach again by pretending to be mario, dude what's wrong with this guy
Luigi be like: Wow, this Hitler guy must have a killed alot of people!
I love how in 3:49, there's a mexican Mario, but Miguel de Cervantes and all the characters from "Don Quijote de la Mancha" are Spanish.
These are all hilarious, some more than others, but the most _cursed_ one is the first.
2:52 thats a bit more cute rather than cursed
The stars fucked
I do not see that as bad as most other people, it does make sense for kid products at the time. But still, damn
That reminds how in WW2 Disney tries to make Mickey's gas mask i
1:28 Racist Bowser
5:25 Finally, Red Luigi
They'll be looking back on this video in history classes in 2120
"Who was Che Guevara" (an ARGENTINE revolutionary)
*Mario & Luigi wearing mexican sombreros and sarapes*
BRUH
2:18 quite ironic considering Che Guevara despised Mexico
Lets talk about how bowser has a FRAMED picture of Al Capone in his home and is admiring it
Mario and Luigi wear traditional Mexican clothes when talking about a man who was not Mexican
*Mexico is a country where people speak Spanish*
"What is Princess Peach's blood type?"
A. O+
B. AB-
C. B-