These are my thoughts | Khyan
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
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No animals were harmed during the making of this film, apart from Mr Marmalade, who was murdered with a claw hammer and laid to rest in a wheelie bin, regretfully.
Blog post about this video: bit.ly/qTmSEx
Written, Directed, Voiced and Faced by Khyan
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Shot and Edited by Ciaran O'Brien
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Music by Tom Law: / tomlawmusic
Porpoise by Maddy Vian: / indievisualjournal
Many thanks to
Jon Moore, Kirsten Cardrick, Lisa Jones, Lillian Squires, Lucy Ross, Ryan Connolly-Moore, Tove Falk, Chris Bingham, and my sister Sushan, for graciously kicking my baby generator.
That porpoise pun gets me every time!
R.I.P Mr. Marmalade
This would be a great opening to a movie
+attckonutube it's gonna be a great movie, i am going to see it
+maarten kramer wow
This is my favorite video of all time
Kristian Bongham is my favorite gluetuber.
"I always wondered what my best look is. I think is from a distance." My favourite quotation. :)
I'm so glad my little porpoise got to be a part of this masterpiece.
So good!
SO GOOD.
How does this not have 100,000 views? Not only for the overall awesomeness of the video itself, but because every time Ciaran works on a project, they always seem to link to this video as an example of his work.
khyan
This is exactly why I love Khyan's videos.
@genhp it saddens me that you ever left, but I'm glad to have won you back.
That was really, really good. The camera shoots are outstanding, and your voice just amazing.
My life is without porpoise.
That is not a misspelling.
The longer 2020 goes on, the more I relate to this video. Well more than I already did.
each one of your videos makes me so, so happy.
@sweetidiocracy cheers, the music was written and recorded by Tom Law, his channel is linked in the description, check him out!
"Once you wear slippers outside, life has either gone bad... Or..."
YOU ARE ARTHUR DENT!
You are so brilliant, this kindof has a Stewart Francis vibe to me aswell. Wonderful.
That was fantastic. My favourite video of yours so far.
Best yet Khyan - keep em comming.
this never fails to make me laugh out loud, just like all of khyan's videos :)
This is so amazing. I really think Khyan should have a tv show or a movie deal or something. So much talent. :')
I've watched this 4 times over the past two weeks :)
"I learned that one from cats" made me laugh and laugh. I really enjoyed this video!
Your videos always make me laugh out loud.
To myself.
Like a lunatic.
Thank you for this.
I think the one about staring at girls was mentioned on facebook once, lolol so good. besides the humor, I love the filmography too! brilliant.
Aw man, this is so good Khyan.
My capacity for amazement never ceases to amaze me.
wow, i absolutely love these videos khyan. very creative and funny.
@Electricshake182 yes, I love Stewart Francis too! He is one of the finest one-line merchants out there!
my favourite kyhan video so far :')
your featured hope you get lots of subs you deserve way more views, your videos are always great
I LOVE THIS KHYAN!!!!!
This is one of your best videos
I just want to say that I find your turn of phrase most enviable :)
Your music is fantastic!
KING of EVERYTHING!!! Loved that!!
Miss you Khyan
Loving the purple wellies Khyan! :')
@ZPGaming Yarp, they've all been on fb & twitter at some point, apart from the short person one. I use twitter to test jokes out, and these are some of the ones that were well received and easy to film.
i love the way you run
Khyan makes me cry. But i still love him
This is still my favourite video.
This was such a great video. Cannot wait to see how you develop over the next couple of months. Have fun at creator camp, larve you x
I can most definitely attest that when you start wearing slippers outside, shit's gone bad
We love you khyan!!
oh my gawd. this was beautiful.
"Well, I'll just look at the comments for a second before I watch the vid- OH DAMMIT, SOMEBODY RUINED THE BEST PART!"
-MrMasterSmasher, on every video ever on RUclips
you're facial expressions are just marvelous :)
You're so creative , can't believe.
This is one of the best video I've seed on youtube.
lmao i love the slippler one. great job
hey there! sam pepper sent me here. this was amazing! great work my friend
@auparis That is EXACTLY the feel I was going for. Yay :D
Khyan! LOL ! Loved the bit about giving short people a hand! I am 6 ft tall and I say that very thing sometimes when I tease my friends! Too funny! This video looks so good~your editing is great and the music choice was nice. You are getting better & better! It looks as if winning the "Next Up" competition really helped you along. YAY! Keep it up, we all love your videos! Have a great day! ~pamela
I bloody love this.
....another brilliant vid K, and you must be channelling the Cat bin Lady...you both toss animals into the bin and have the same sense of humour, her tweets are great, although she doesn't tweet like she used to.....
Watched this yesterday, come on here today and it's on the front page!
Wow your thoughts are made from stringing well known jokes together, I was waiting for a horse in a pub, or a chicken crossing a road. Still, your delivery was very engaging and original, and yes we are all cluttered with minutatie of everyday trivia.
This video is pure awesome.
Khyan,
You sir are my hero.
You deserve so many more views than you're getting!
"My life is without porpoise." What a genius.
Beautiful soul.
I think about this video a lot.
you worked hard on this one, it's good! :)
he's binging hours of surprises!
brilliant, I bit like Milton Jones. I found you because you filmed one of Charlie McDonald's films
I laughed. I cried. I pondered deep thoughts.
Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, well done man.
First video I saw. Still love it.
Nearly there, music master.
On the RUclips homepage this was suggested to me, and it said it was uploaded 43 years ago..?!!
love it, i don't regret having voted you on nextup :)
@missrosepip You're the first person to notice!
I'm sorry, I couldn't help but laugh at the "my life is without porpoise" with that adorable picture in such a depressing mood.
the song at the end was quite nice, except idk wtf you were trying to do to the bird xD
Effing hilarious. I lava the deadpan humor!
Thank you. It's like, when some asks you what is 1 plus 2 is? You will reply with bookshelf
Thisis pure class keep it up
You are my favourite person. God, I want to send you a trophy or something for this video.
This is brilliant.
its so beautifully depressing :') / :'(
The traffic light scene was halarious
This video is written like a rather dark poem.
I want 'my life is without porpoise' on a t-shirt
"My life is without porpoise." Do you have something against me drinking my water in a safe manner, Khyan?
LOVED THIS VIDEO!!!!!
I will want to make something in similar format. Yes I will
Cheers
i've always thought that about light!
Liked it because of his porpoise joke... Nuff said I love this guy lol
@bibliophiblio Yes, I love Demetri Martin, his humour probably inspired quite a few of these jokes.
Kristian Bongham AMAZING
i've never caught a sea mammal,
my life is without porpoise
bahahahahahahah
@xSobhan Not that I am aware of.
I feel like your videos just keep getting better and better, but your fan base remains the same.
i felt a demetri martin esque-ness and I wasn't going to say anything but then i see you say these jokes were a bit inspired by him. I'm quite proud of my observation to say the least...
This reminds me of Demetri Martin, whom I love (in a purely comedian-to-audience way) and my autocorrect hates (it wants me to type "Demetrius").
You are hilarious, sir. :)
This was surprisingly amusing.
@gingermofo it seems like ages since I last read your username. Thanks for sticking around, how the hell are ya?
mate are you from Finchampstead? pretty sure thats california country park. home turf yo
Its Bing, his channel is slomozovo
"I learnt that one from Cats" :')