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  • @AportuGeese
    @AportuGeese  8 дней назад

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  • @3chmidt
    @3chmidt 8 месяцев назад +3287

    As a German, I yet have to see a military parade for the first time of my life

    • @marvin2678
      @marvin2678 8 месяцев назад +227

      yep sadly same

    • @arturogatti2583
      @arturogatti2583 8 месяцев назад +124

      ​@@marvin2678why sadly?

    • @zenmastakilla
      @zenmastakilla 8 месяцев назад

      @@arturogatti2583 Not a cuck presumably

    • @w6bster
      @w6bster 8 месяцев назад +69

      @@Schlohmotion here in my country that would get you the rope with no dispute

    • @NationalistsRuinAmerica
      @NationalistsRuinAmerica 8 месяцев назад +63

      ​@@SchlohmotionWe Germans have nothing to be proud of.

  • @ultimate_nickname
    @ultimate_nickname 9 месяцев назад +740

    As a hungarian:
    Our government just bought a yach...

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 9 месяцев назад +48

      Are you gonna have another admiral in charge then?

    • @imbusymom4615
      @imbusymom4615 8 месяцев назад

      dont vote for any government that is friends with erdoğan

    • @kadmuspl830
      @kadmuspl830 8 месяцев назад +73

      ah yes, the waves of mighty Balaton sea

    • @hilmermate317
      @hilmermate317 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@janslavik5284Hopefully.

    • @feuercomedy6556
      @feuercomedy6556 7 месяцев назад +8

      megyek velet barátom xD vagy egy football-field megvettenek (sorry - i grew up in germany and my hungarian sucky :( )

  • @mrbandana8246
    @mrbandana8246 9 месяцев назад +1445

    Honestly as a Greek I have to say, you should have poked fun at the fact that despite all the misdeeds our Government has done to the country we are still voting the same people and giving them the courage to repeat everything.

    • @noobguy9973
      @noobguy9973 9 месяцев назад +111

      ... huh ... guess us neighboors aren't that different after all :P

    • @mrbandana8246
      @mrbandana8246 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@noobguy9973 where are you from?

    • @markosgelos3321
      @markosgelos3321 9 месяцев назад

      Voting is not real otherwise people like Macron who are hated by their own people would be gone already

    • @effexon
      @effexon 9 месяцев назад

      I learned that greeks and turks are only country with mandatory military service in soviet union style.... italians, spanish and others, even serbs just chill

    • @damb1ldore
      @damb1ldore 9 месяцев назад +46

      ​@@mrbandana8246He talking about Turkey

  • @mehmetii8527
    @mehmetii8527 9 месяцев назад +711

    As a french person, the meme about the fifth republic is absolutely accurate.

    • @dariusbacuieti7314
      @dariusbacuieti7314 9 месяцев назад +21

      Well you know what they say 6th time's the charm ey?

    • @stingspring3168
      @stingspring3168 8 месяцев назад +3

      You know maybe this time it will stick. French people haven't exactly been sending their best to govern the country. @@NorthWindAfrican

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 8 месяцев назад +1

      Germany had to reinvent itself like 4 times already as well. 5h time the charm XD

    • @milchi5122
      @milchi5122 8 месяцев назад +28

      the price of multiculturalism.

    • @vic85667
      @vic85667 8 месяцев назад +15

      @milchi5122 the price of colonisation

  • @Antozim
    @Antozim 10 месяцев назад +651

    As an Portuguese i confirm that ppl from my country forget to vote a lot 💀

    • @danshakuimo
      @danshakuimo 10 месяцев назад +41

      Does voting in your country even do anything though?

    • @comradepidgeon3094
      @comradepidgeon3094 10 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@danshakuimoare you insinuating that we are not a democracy?

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 10 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@comradepidgeon3094of course not...

    • @danshakuimo
      @danshakuimo 9 месяцев назад +34

      @@comradepidgeon3094 No, but there are definitely places where voting doesn't actually change anything.
      For example, I live in California, so voting outside of the local level doesn't make much of a difference since Democrats will win regardless of whether you like it or not.

    • @comradepidgeon3094
      @comradepidgeon3094 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@danshakuimo in Portugal we count by the total number of votes and not by the inportance of states, the problem in the US is that some votes are counted by blocks. For example, we may have a region with 10 people inside in which 6 are republicans and 4 are democrats, and this same region has 3 blocks, one with 3 voters, 3 voters and 4 voters respectively. In the first regions we have (2 dem + 1 rep), (2 dem + 1 rep), (0 dem + 4 rep). in the end even though republicans had more votes in the whole state, by the way people were divided the democrats won nevertheless because they won 2 of 3 of
      blocks

  • @Nhevlve242
    @Nhevlve242 7 месяцев назад +127

    As a Sweden i can confirm that walter white is a iconic symbol to Sweden

    •  3 месяца назад +23

      As a german, I wouldnt let my girlfriend walk alone at night in sweden. Its sad how utterly your beautiful nation has been ruined. It looks like a middle eastern country now and is full of violence. It disgusts me how politicians could do that to their own people. God bless sweden

    • @affan3095
      @affan3095 3 месяца назад +2

      You should thank your nato and usa for waging war against a country in different part of world 😂..
      Now they're waging another which will cause another refugees crisis. It is karma for Europe for agreeing everything on usa conflicts..

    • @henrypucci2738
      @henrypucci2738 3 месяца назад +1

      Now I understand why heaven has restricted access, to keep up the standards so the Sweden case does not happen.

    • @silversnow3186
      @silversnow3186 Месяц назад +1

      You mean Swede.

    • @menot1
      @menot1 Месяц назад +1

      Gesprochen wie ein wahrer AFD-Wähler

  • @ad_astra468
    @ad_astra468 9 месяцев назад +518

    Not so fun fact: the Turkish lira was worth a bit more than half a US dollar just 10 years ago, today it is worth less than a nickel

    • @spissherhove
      @spissherhove 9 месяцев назад +147

      Thief goverment and islam effect:

    • @yasinyaman1972
      @yasinyaman1972 9 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@spissherhovegoverment is same for 20 years

    • @spissherhove
      @spissherhove 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@yasinyaman1972 Yeah in 20 years they are stoling people's money from them but I think you are muslim and your getting me too offensive 😂

    • @Dakan887
      @Dakan887 9 месяцев назад +130

      @@yasinyaman1972 That's the problem xD

    • @leylayetmez
      @leylayetmez 9 месяцев назад

      I hate thieves

  • @niichisann
    @niichisann 10 месяцев назад +1734

    As a Turkish person, we also got the heat wave.

    • @halkras
      @halkras 9 месяцев назад +76

      Adana; FREE FIRE ON SUN

    • @serhafiye7046
      @serhafiye7046 9 месяцев назад +17

      It's coming from the Greece anyways

    • @leonbutiger7686
      @leonbutiger7686 9 месяцев назад +74

      ​@@serhafiye7046 its coming from Africa and middle east

    • @CIABACKWARDYAKUZA
      @CIABACKWARDYAKUZA 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@leonbutiger7686 not arabian desert and and greej

    • @leonbutiger7686
      @leonbutiger7686 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@CIABACKWARDYAKUZA greej

  • @jef_3006
    @jef_3006 10 месяцев назад +198

    It'd be good to just have another one of these every 6 months. Keep us up to date.

    • @mildlyobesegoat7262
      @mildlyobesegoat7262 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@south.korea_rightwing.channelYo, the Empire is pretty chill. Maybe you could like, join it or something

    • @drumset7916
      @drumset7916 5 месяцев назад +1

      this is basically how i watch news

  • @loui2bolus265
    @loui2bolus265 10 месяцев назад +530

    As a swede I can confirm that is indeed what half of sweden looks like

  • @dzsauhfhct
    @dzsauhfhct 5 месяцев назад +69

    00:10 Poland "Sleepy - Starman (64 Freestyle)"
    00:28 Hungary "Johannes Brahms - Hungarian Dance No.05"
    00:52 Sweden "Berserk soundtrack - 4 Gatsu"
    00:58 U.K. "SEGA - Hidden Island"
    01:13 Germany "Mick Gordman - BFG Division"
    01:23 (Czech)~End of the video "Coda - Tires On Fire"

  • @N3w1M
    @N3w1M 8 месяцев назад +147

    As a Czech living and working in Sweden I found both so bloody funny and accurate. 😂

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 7 месяцев назад +19

      Thanks for working, some immigrants just live off government money

    • @N3w1M
      @N3w1M 7 месяцев назад +32

      @@theRPGmaster Yeah, I mean, I'm immigrant too, but I'm still EU citizen just coming to work here, like I can work anywhere else, I just took an offer in Sweden. But yeah, let's say, those immigrants from other countries, even some from my own country pisses me off. Not everyone of course, but my personality is to learn fast, beat others with my knowledge and do the job as good as I can, but when I see others whose just come to work to sit it there and do nothing and they don't even show a sign of any proactiveness, that pisses me off. When I came here to Sweden, I basically changed my career, so everything was new and the thing I was doing was observing from the most experienced, asking them and maybe it was annoying for my colleagues, but as a result, after 1-2 months I had more knowledge than people being there for over 7 months, now after 4-5 months I'm one of the best just because I was curious and because I want to learn and get better. So I'm teaching others and spreading my knowledge but it kinda feels weird that some people just go to work to sit there, play on phones and they still have the same money as me who actually works there.
      I mean I'm not racist, but we had an arab mf who was incompetent to do the job and he violated the company policies by harrassing women, yet the company still kept him for 4 other months after reporting this to HR, while my friend who was a good worker, but yeah he made a mistake and drank before going to work without eating anything over night, then they measured him 0.5 promile and instantly fired him.
      It's quite funny that person who harrassed and literally creeped on one of my colleague's apartment door is able to stay in the job for 4 another months while 0.5 promile get fired instantly which of course was avoidable I know, but it shows something.
      Well, about that creep, karma finally worked for him. Basically he's 60 yo arab married to 28-29 yo woman, having two children.
      1 week ago he resigned from his part time job and 3 days ago he was fired. So he lost both jobs in a week and they also took his appartment because it was the company's apartment and when he lost the job, they kicked him with his whole family.
      Overall as a Czech I feel like Swedes are so soft and obviously want to be exterminated by the immigrants (or more like the government wants it). If this does not stop, soon it's not going to be Sweden, but some North colony of Africa or Arab countries.

    • @MalvinasArgentinas1982
      @MalvinasArgentinas1982 7 месяцев назад

      @@N3w1M you see, that's why I'm racist. I do not like Arabs and Africans. They add NOTHING just pain in the ass with explosions and rape. The worst thing is stupid people supports it because otherwise u are a racist. I wonder why Jews don't get Africans to their country. They are controlling everything. These are the lasts times

    • @adenm8963
      @adenm8963 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@N3w1M the solution is simple. Vote SD

    • @N3w1M
      @N3w1M 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@adenm8963 I don't have voting rights in Sweden and I don't really know the politics to the detail since I care more about country where I come from and countries around.
      For me, Sweden was just a job opportunity which I took, I see it on 1-2 more years, then I move somewhere else or I'll come back to Czechia, cause I don't really feel that I could live here with my Czech dark and offensive humour which most of people don't understand here. 😂

  • @JakubFrancak
    @JakubFrancak 10 месяцев назад +179

    1:40 as a Slovak I couldnt agree more

    • @akosturi-kiss7712
      @akosturi-kiss7712 9 месяцев назад +2

      Could you explain me?

    • @JakubFrancak
      @JakubFrancak 9 месяцев назад +45

      @@akosturi-kiss7712 That our government completely resigned and now we only have provisional government that was assembled by our president.

    • @chobotnickaonkrek6675
      @chobotnickaonkrek6675 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​And worse.

    • @weirdguylol
      @weirdguylol 8 месяцев назад +4

      As a Hungarian, its free real state 😏

    • @chobotnickaonkrek6675
      @chobotnickaonkrek6675 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@weirdguylol Its not funny and you know it. Troll

  • @Beryesa.
    @Beryesa. 9 месяцев назад +71

    İnaccurate, Erdoğan isn't trying. 😂

    • @eliza4241
      @eliza4241 2 месяца назад

      hes also batıring the economy😭😭

    • @Beryesa.
      @Beryesa. 2 месяца назад

      @@eliza4241 How dare you say so to ThE gLoRiOuS Erdo-sama! The prison is cold (!)

    • @eliza4241
      @eliza4241 2 месяца назад

      @@Beryesa. silivri.. facts.

  • @lucadesanctis563
    @lucadesanctis563 8 месяцев назад +57

    As an Italian i want football with tanks now

    • @fitito500
      @fitito500 5 месяцев назад +1

      you have football, palestra, partita di pallone, with motorbikes here in southamerica, in brazil 😎

    • @tizianoventi146
      @tizianoventi146 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @fco64
      @fco64 3 месяца назад +1

      @@fitito500 be gone brazilian

  • @Unnecesary_Grik
    @Unnecesary_Grik 10 месяцев назад +161

    As a fellow greek citizen i can confirm that we have 45° temperature here and is the coldest summer we ever had

    • @hicbisey2805
      @hicbisey2805 10 месяцев назад +9

      yea in türkiye its 42 bc of hot temperature forests are burning last year türkiye burned so much now greece is burning türkiye is still burning too good luck saving the forests:(

    • @Unnecesary_Grik
      @Unnecesary_Grik 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@hicbisey2805 yeah, most forests here have been burned and we going to suffer from this mistake in the near future :/

    • @hicbisey2805
      @hicbisey2805 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Unnecesary_Grik :( we are still burning yesterday we go to ovabükü(a place in muğla) and there was no forest bc its burned last year it was hard to see village but now bc of fire we can see it clearly and some places burned too:(

    • @Unnecesary_Grik
      @Unnecesary_Grik 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@hicbisey2805 damn i wish the families there be all right after the fires, and wish you too well!

    • @hicbisey2805
      @hicbisey2805 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Unnecesary_Grik we are allright thanks i hope u guys allright too

  • @jakubwarenich4439
    @jakubwarenich4439 8 месяцев назад +96

    as a czech, i found that very hillarious, and immediately realized that its true.

  • @dewastator9176
    @dewastator9176 9 месяцев назад +700

    Я удивляюсь тяжкому труду автора, ведь не каждый сможет проехать по стольким странам и все это заснять.

    • @detective2938
      @detective2938 9 месяцев назад +74

      И при этом необидно подшутить

    • @different_stuff
      @different_stuff 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@detective2938 ну уж на шутку про россию всяко могут обидеться

    • @detective2938
      @detective2938 8 месяцев назад +64

      @@different_stuff на любую шутку можно обидеться

    • @different_stuff
      @different_stuff 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@detective2938 даже на "колобок повесился"?

    • @RM-no4jw
      @RM-no4jw 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@different_stuff исключение, он ведь был единственным в своём роде.а дед с бабой уже померли

  • @Kupiec_chleba
    @Kupiec_chleba 9 месяцев назад +61

    As a pole only thing i can say is YES. Also great EU meme compilation

    • @vipahxxx7640
      @vipahxxx7640 8 месяцев назад +6

      As a Polak, agreed.

    • @Aliyaaaa
      @Aliyaaaa 6 месяцев назад +2

      Tak, I agree😂

  • @mayakstudios7292
    @mayakstudios7292 7 месяцев назад +8

    I am a young Russian. Where are my invisibility superpowers? My parents lied to me, magic does not exist 😭

    • @yalony
      @yalony 7 месяцев назад +3

      Not invisibility. Erase from reality

    • @user-sg7mj7zi5c
      @user-sg7mj7zi5c 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@yalonyу🅒🅟🅐инское ч🅜🅞 - в 🅒🅣🅞ЙЛ🅞

    • @barebruh
      @barebruh 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@yalonyukros are erasing, not a russians

    • @yalony
      @yalony 3 месяца назад

      @@barebruh Yeah, rusians are committing genocide against Ukrainians

  • @ridley0314
    @ridley0314 10 месяцев назад +22

    Great video from 🇪🇸, waiting to be in part 2

  • @4TheWinQuinn
    @4TheWinQuinn 10 месяцев назад +21

    I’ve seen a lot of these but this was actually really funny. Nice work man 👍👍

  • @mangal_tadinda
    @mangal_tadinda 9 месяцев назад +62

    As a Turkhis person Erdoğan nearly succes at that oh wait my door bell rings

    • @enjoyingend1939
      @enjoyingend1939 9 месяцев назад +18

      Narrator in morgan freeman voice: And he was never heard from again...

    • @nothingtosee789
      @nothingtosee789 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@enjoyingend1939 TIP: he is at the silivri (The jail)

  • @tankythemagnorite9855
    @tankythemagnorite9855 10 месяцев назад +59

    As a guy who recently took a holiday to the Netherlands, i can confirm it was exactly like that.

    • @huskyman7633
      @huskyman7633 9 месяцев назад

      ​@south.korea_rightwing.channelNo.

    • @Sander_van_de_Reep
      @Sander_van_de_Reep 9 месяцев назад +4

      Im dutch and I agree

    • @user-uk9sd2ln7f
      @user-uk9sd2ln7f 8 месяцев назад +1

      @user-ru7hp2du5oo North Korea

    • @sonicfanboy3375
      @sonicfanboy3375 7 месяцев назад

      ​@user-ru7hp2du5ooNorth or South (I hope you mean south"

    • @GuineaPigEveryday
      @GuineaPigEveryday 7 месяцев назад

      @user-ru7hp2du5oo how do you know that? tried living in Korea and every European nation? The richest countries and best infrastructures and social welfare states? I mean u can claim its bias but its literally just statistics.

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 10 месяцев назад +41

    Germany:

  • @stralabastro142
    @stralabastro142 10 месяцев назад +22

    italian football games perfectly explained

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 10 месяцев назад +4

      (That’s probably the only tank we have, and it probably breaks every 2 minutes)

    • @stralabastro142
      @stralabastro142 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@whitezombie10 only active tank in italian service, the rest are probably deactivated in a warehouse

  • @steen275
    @steen275 9 месяцев назад +13

    Sweden is my favorite middle-eastern country

    • @KungErik
      @KungErik 8 месяцев назад +1

      Cringe and unfunny tbh

    • @ottopotatum5775
      @ottopotatum5775 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@KungErik luckily we don't care about our opinions

  • @razvanalbu2104
    @razvanalbu2104 9 месяцев назад +16

    Seeing my hometown of Craiova mentioned in this video was a really unexpected, but very pleasant surprise

  • @TheFattestLInHistory
    @TheFattestLInHistory 8 месяцев назад +28

    Sweden 💀💀💀so true

    • @KungErik
      @KungErik 8 месяцев назад +2

      Cap

    • @ottopotatum5775
      @ottopotatum5775 7 месяцев назад

      @@KungErik shut up abdul

    • @ArsenalStand
      @ArsenalStand 8 дней назад

      ​@@KungErikI've seen u in pjw comment section before

  • @kodokwel6074
    @kodokwel6074 10 месяцев назад +283

    As a Pole, I honestly don't know if it's not because we don't know how many sanctions they imposed on us, or perhaps our controversial politician Janusz Korwin Mikke, who, for example, made a gesture with the hand of a famous Austrian painter, or that he said : "women must earn less than men because they are weaker, smaller and less intelligent".

    • @the4universes207
      @the4universes207 9 месяцев назад +92

      Polish denied every requirement of the EU. Which was a good thing I mean a great thing

    • @polishgarnek
      @polishgarnek 9 месяцев назад +70

      Thing is Korwin never said "should"
      In that interview he just was giving reasons why and only said facts and statistics
      Bro just explained gender paygap, saying avrg women teake more days off, women retire at lower age etc
      ...nothing sexist about that
      It was just National women day and People aren't really using their brain to really listen and compute Reposters swapped his words and called him sexist for stating facts... he didn't get to present any word views nor opinions then he propably would get cooked

    • @MarekKrassus53
      @MarekKrassus53 9 месяцев назад +10

      Ja chcę kolejnego rozbioru Polski.
      Moją część proszę przyłączyć do Niemiec.

    • @nathanielnachtigall7074
      @nathanielnachtigall7074 9 месяцев назад

      dobrze, zgadzamy się. Twoją część przyączamy dio Niemiec. Nie będą tych śmieci musieli przez granice wywozić przynajmniej tylko tam u was zrobią takie jedno wielkie wysypisko. popieram @@MarekKrassus53

    • @kodokwel6074
      @kodokwel6074 9 месяцев назад

      @@MarekKrassus53 Żaden skrawek kraju nie należy do ciebie. Chcesz jechać do Niemiec, to nikt ci nie broni.

  • @Jullioification
    @Jullioification 4 месяца назад +5

    1:31 Ukraine on the map

  • @GilBeloGil
    @GilBeloGil 10 месяцев назад +14

    All I can think about Portugal is if the pope has tried pastel de nata yet.

  • @thelemoneater
    @thelemoneater 9 месяцев назад +15

    from ireland, half my salary goes to rent, living at the edge of dublin, my sisters friend in belfast had been homeless for almost 2 months because she literally cant find anything to rent. shes now moved in with my parents in Donegal and takes the bus in and out for work (4 hour trip)

  • @janekbrat6951
    @janekbrat6951 8 месяцев назад +6

    Living just a short train ride away from the border to the Netherlands, i can say it really does feel like that over there.

  • @Madpug.
    @Madpug. 9 месяцев назад +25

    2:04 as a greek i can confirm that this is the coldest weather we ever get lol

  • @JosephStalin231
    @JosephStalin231 10 месяцев назад +48

    as a albanian i confirm thats what we do all day we find who has a less corrupt goverment

  • @merekem1389
    @merekem1389 10 месяцев назад +50

    Uhh poor Europistan

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 10 месяцев назад

      See this is a clear example of the iranian influence on the world

    • @vladitnt7576
      @vladitnt7576 10 месяцев назад +2

      Wut?

    • @Pokeringo
      @Pokeringo 9 месяцев назад +8

      Ah yes Europistan.... one of my favorite Stan country.

    • @martinthemartian1070
      @martinthemartian1070 9 месяцев назад

      I think we need to ask Serbians for help to remove some keb...

  • @Shajzemon_SVK
    @Shajzemon_SVK 9 месяцев назад +19

    As Slovak I totally agree.
    If someone is asking - it´s like result of throwing flashbang into a class of kindergarteners with epilepsy. Just pure fucking chaos.

  • @madstachoif5512
    @madstachoif5512 9 месяцев назад +57

    As a Turkish person, I can confirm the economical circumstances here are booty.

    • @enjoyingend1939
      @enjoyingend1939 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@south.korea_rightwing.channelthat is so off topic it's on it's own solar system

    • @Elyar_Yakubov
      @Elyar_Yakubov 9 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@enjoyingend1939he is an npc

    • @suhoi_gekkeiju
      @suhoi_gekkeiju 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@south.korea_rightwing.channelu r right, Turkey should get closer in terms of relations to East than the West. West has no good for us.

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@suhoi_gekkeiju west has much good for turkey but turkey has to do something in order to get the goods like fulfilling the EU requirements, the first step would be to get democratic, turkey had a democracy index of 5,7 in 2006 and now its 4,3
      We won’t help a hybrid regime

    • @ProudTurkroach
      @ProudTurkroach 8 месяцев назад

      And you want kashmir
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @4tbf616
    @4tbf616 8 месяцев назад +22

    as a Czech, i can confirm we invite women to modeling agencies for "photoshoots" all the time

    • @selman8411
      @selman8411 7 месяцев назад +4

      As a Turk, I agree.

  • @AportuGeese
    @AportuGeese  10 месяцев назад +943

    i guess i have to do Part 2

    • @Stars.-Bars.-n-Cheese
      @Stars.-Bars.-n-Cheese 10 месяцев назад +20

      real funniest Europe slander I've seen in a while

    • @MrGnorts
      @MrGnorts 10 месяцев назад +6

      thank you for making part 1 and promising to do part 2 ❤

    • @BOIZADAS
      @BOIZADAS 10 месяцев назад +2

      siga!

    • @AnaPaula-rn9et
      @AnaPaula-rn9et 9 месяцев назад +2

      What’s the name of the first music used?

    • @kerdart351
      @kerdart351 9 месяцев назад +1

      500 likes ? Dude, you should ask for 500 k

  • @generalpurpose772
    @generalpurpose772 7 месяцев назад +15

    I haven’t felt more welcomed anywhere than in the Netherlands as a Scottish person. The Dutch seemingly all speak English and they are very friendly even to strangers. The only thing that confuses me about the Dutch is their height, why are they all so tall?.

    • @Mirthe4390
      @Mirthe4390 7 месяцев назад +3

      I guess its about their food, they drink more milk?

    • @generalpurpose772
      @generalpurpose772 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Mirthe4390 looked it up and I’m kind of shocked by how much milk they drink in the Netherlands compared to the UK - I mean, their country is significantly smaller in size both in landmass and population - how the f are they consuming all of this dairy?!
      Then I remembered Boterkeok… and now I think I know how they do it.

    • @Anonymuskid
      @Anonymuskid 4 месяца назад

      they're just genetically preparing for rising sea levels

  • @pureoceanz8352
    @pureoceanz8352 8 месяцев назад +16

    As an Irishman the Irish one is spot on 😂😂 truly impressed me

  • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
    @jed-henrywitkowski6470 7 месяцев назад +2

    Germany: It's just tractors. The World: "Tractors", huh? Germany: Ja! I swear.

  • @alecs709
    @alecs709 8 месяцев назад +11

    As a Romanian born in Craiova I can confirm that this is how every day looks like.

    • @omerfarukpaker
      @omerfarukpaker 4 месяца назад

      Salut! i couldn't understand the situation. i am in craiova for 2 months. can you explain the joke?

    • @alecs709
      @alecs709 4 месяца назад +2

      ​​@@omerfarukpakerSure. What I refer to is the meme that starts at 1:41.
      To put everything into context, more than 20 years ago, there were a series of clashes between the local mafia and the Roma (gipsy) minority, because the latter weren't allowed to enter the restaurants, pubs and bars owned by the mafia (and they owned a ton of them, especially in the city center). The minority was eventually stopped by the Romanian Gendarmerie and the situation gradually changed as the local mafia was disbanded (some mafia heads died, others were imprisoned or simply retired but still have businesses around town).
      Because of what happened, the media portrayed (and still portrays) Craiova as the most dangerous (or one of the most dangerous) city in Romania, and because of that, people from other parts of the country still keep this stereotype strong (also the swords stereotype, as the same Roma people used swords, axes and other similar stuff because they wanted to k1ll the mafia heads).
      The reality is that Craiova isn't actually that bad anymore (except a few neighborhoods, including Fata Luncii and Hanul Rosu street, which I highly advise to avoid, especially if you're a foreigner), it has become quite touristic in the last years and at the same time a political mess because of the party that's been ruling the city (and the county) for more than 20 years already.
      I know it's a long text, but hope I made it clear.

    • @omerfarukpaker
      @omerfarukpaker 4 месяца назад

      ​@@alecs709 Wow - This - Is - Truly - Amazing!
      multumesc for the information and the time you gave me. Yes i am a foreigner, Turkish and i really like the city.
      I would have never expected this info about Craiova because it is one of the calmest city i've ever been!
      Anyway, respect everyone who contributed this city to transform into todays Craiova.
      And multumesc mult Alecs, ai grija de tine!

  • @NordicSupremacist
    @NordicSupremacist 10 месяцев назад +23

    As a Swede part of the first half, I can proudly state that I live in the Islamic Emirate of Swedistan.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 10 месяцев назад +10

      I prefer the muslim caliphate of France

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 10 месяцев назад +7

      As a swedistani i can also confirm this.

    • @janiiisobieski1012
      @janiiisobieski1012 9 месяцев назад +11

      Respect for the nickname 🗿

    • @I-Nex
      @I-Nex 9 месяцев назад +1

      It must be cool when your population is actively replaced by Mohammeds

    • @tausifchowdhury8180
      @tausifchowdhury8180 9 месяцев назад

      What? I mean a minority is a minority but you don't need to go that far. I mean its not exactly an Islamic Zionist movement. They're not going to steal yer jobs😅. They just need time to assimilate. Or you could stop accepting immigrants. No need to slight an entire religion.

  • @kevinraposo348
    @kevinraposo348 9 месяцев назад +1

    You got Michael does life in there bro 😂😂😂

  • @meganescriven3198
    @meganescriven3198 6 месяцев назад +4

    I'm on a short holiday in the Netherlands at the moment and the only thing I've really noticed is how deadly the bicyclist are.

  • @MrCube12345
    @MrCube12345 5 месяцев назад +5

    Nah I’m German and love fighting

  • @prophetrexlexful8783
    @prophetrexlexful8783 9 месяцев назад +18

    0:54 just sad😢

    • @KungErik
      @KungErik 8 месяцев назад +4

      Racist?

    • @prophetrexlexful8783
      @prophetrexlexful8783 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@KungErik No, just not a friend of colonized europe

    • @Ryanisalive
      @Ryanisalive 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@prophetrexlexful8783 yes bro, I feel ya

    • @deepman9552
      @deepman9552 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@prophetrexlexful8783We only return the favor to you

    • @zayrex1769
      @zayrex1769 4 месяца назад

      @@prophetrexlexful8783And it is all happening because europe colonized north africa and asia

  • @jamesreilly5905
    @jamesreilly5905 5 месяцев назад +1

    Damn that Irish landlord one really hit close to home .Literally

  • @dandycrowks7903
    @dandycrowks7903 10 месяцев назад +25

    As a Turkish Citizen i can agree

  • @thomasvankaam6671
    @thomasvankaam6671 8 месяцев назад +3

    As a dutchman i can confirm we shoot rainbows in the sky while riding unicorns

  • @adrack6722
    @adrack6722 5 месяцев назад +3

    As a French, you are too much accurate on us 🤣

  • @shivanshverma2825
    @shivanshverma2825 3 месяца назад +1

    Looking at your channel after a while. Great to see that you are doing great keep it up 👍

  • @scuffediceposeidon9178
    @scuffediceposeidon9178 7 месяцев назад +6

    Europe became a walking meme

  • @spooktoberdk
    @spooktoberdk 9 месяцев назад +14

    As a dane who just had a friends kitchen made i can agree, they were all polish.

  • @windmacky
    @windmacky 8 месяцев назад +1

    You got me right at the start lmao greetings from Turkey

  • @KwadDamyj
    @KwadDamyj 7 месяцев назад +1

    That Germany one was so startlingly sudden I nearly choked with laughter.

  • @just_a_rusnak
    @just_a_rusnak 9 месяцев назад +12

    As slovak i can say that goverment of no politicians is beter than real one

  • @Josh-gq5zv
    @Josh-gq5zv 10 месяцев назад +26

    The French part is so accurate 😂

  • @Dekarowski25
    @Dekarowski25 9 месяцев назад +7

    Damn man, you didn't have to be so real with the Poland

  • @biggie750
    @biggie750 9 месяцев назад +27

    as a czech i can tell that the information was correct

    • @jvnardin8510
      @jvnardin8510 9 месяцев назад

      Can you explain to me it was The only meme I don't understand

    • @biggie750
      @biggie750 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@jvnardin8510most people in czechia watch and make porn and they are making money from it so if porn was illegal our economy would be bad

    • @micca971
      @micca971 8 месяцев назад

      most people here don't make porn lol don't be silly@@biggie750

  • @Peter-xz5dl
    @Peter-xz5dl 9 месяцев назад +11

    i would argue the german military increase in a 40k meme would be more dealing with imperial burocracy.

  • @ninabasinska7980
    @ninabasinska7980 7 месяцев назад +6

    As someone who has visited the Netherlands two months ago yes, this is how I felt.

    • @sebastianbehrens8370
      @sebastianbehrens8370 7 месяцев назад

      does it refer to the lgbt flags all over the place? cause thats what i noticed

    • @ninabasinska7980
      @ninabasinska7980 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@sebastianbehrens8370 I think the meme is about weed and flowers, but tbh:
      I just felt safe here and found it exciting how different it was from where I live (+ the flowers, cannabis cookies and jenever)

  • @AK-tf3fc
    @AK-tf3fc 5 месяцев назад +1

    it went from 0 to 100 from sweden and I loved every minute of it

  • @Dakan887
    @Dakan887 9 месяцев назад +25

    I feel bad for Sweden. 💀🙏

    • @KungErik
      @KungErik 8 месяцев назад

      Racist

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch 7 месяцев назад

      where do you live OP?

    • @ottopotatum5775
      @ottopotatum5775 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@KungErik abdul

    • @KungErik
      @KungErik 7 месяцев назад

      @@ottopotatum5775 thanks for revealing your name

    • @superbudegu
      @superbudegu 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@KungErik calm down, Ahmed. It's just a joke

  • @skagereistad7771
    @skagereistad7771 10 месяцев назад +10

    Boy this is the best eu meme compilation I have ever seen

  • @2025nextyear
    @2025nextyear 9 месяцев назад +16

    0:11 As a Polish person this is so true

  • @efegaming1659
    @efegaming1659 9 месяцев назад +10

    Germany: we're gonna increase our military budget by 1%. World: flashbacks*

  • @Turkmen_Shah_
    @Turkmen_Shah_ 9 месяцев назад +9

    2:17 Bro fr this is how I feel about Netherlands

  • @Oltean.patriot
    @Oltean.patriot 9 месяцев назад +9

    As a Craiovan I can confirm that it's very peaceful here

  • @RunawayYe
    @RunawayYe 8 месяцев назад

    This is the truest of these videos I've ever seen.

  • @ernestonassimo660
    @ernestonassimo660 3 месяца назад

    As a Bulgarian who used to live in few of the countries mentioned in the video. And been on a holiday to most of the rest and had friends from all around Europe ,I can confirm that’s the most accurate information compressed in one video! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @papazataklaattiranimam
    @papazataklaattiranimam 10 месяцев назад +22

    Erdogay 🫣

    • @merekem1389
      @merekem1389 10 месяцев назад +1

      👍🏿🫥🪙

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 10 месяцев назад +1

      He is good for turkey thats why i voted for him

    • @tausifchowdhury8180
      @tausifchowdhury8180 9 месяцев назад +1

      Honestly,it isn't even his fault. Yeah, he mismanaged but the problems with Turkish economy always persisted. They failed to capitalize on anything. Even S.korea went ahead of them. At this point just blaming Erdogan is just using him as a scapegoat. He is a very capable and shrewd politician but incapable of handling Turkey's deep-rooted problems. But the thing is there's no reasonable alternative to him. This election multiple parties from all over the spectrum banned together and STILL couldn't tak him down 😂. Honestly, after ismet inonu all the other Turkish leaders were incompetent and focused on westernization than genuine development. They could have taken the lead in the middle east but they fumbled it. Incompetence at it's finest. Ataturk was the last guy that genuinely impacted Turkey. Shame

    • @zayrex1769
      @zayrex1769 4 месяца назад +1

      @@cyrusthegreat7030Why he is good for Turkey?

    • @zayrex1769
      @zayrex1769 4 месяца назад +1

      @@tausifchowdhury8180I agree but Erdogan brought countries position far worse there were tons of better people. But the country still votes him. In this election mostly refugees who somehow managed to get right to vote and Turkish people that lives outside of Europe. That doesnt know anything about Turkish politics voted for him.

  • @vasilikivasiliki984
    @vasilikivasiliki984 9 месяцев назад +25

    As a Greek I can tell you that yes the lowest number in our heat wave was 39-40 degrees

  • @Kevinjohnson34567
    @Kevinjohnson34567 4 месяца назад

    This reminds me of watching my cousins fistfight. I just sit back and start placing bets. My money’s on the fellas in lederhosen 😂

  • @Richter5
    @Richter5 7 месяцев назад +3

    That meme with population of Sweden is also pretty accurate about UK, Germany and France :P

  • @dennisengelen2517
    @dennisengelen2517 7 месяцев назад +12

    As a Belgian, Germany is free to pass through when they increase their military budget if they prevent that our other half ends up like Swedens other half.

    • @NickV-ez4be
      @NickV-ez4be 5 месяцев назад

      Just be extremely careful with them, we don't want Germany to suddenly start speaking (dut/fren)ch

    • @135Pit
      @135Pit 4 месяца назад +1

      I will forward your message to the Adeptus Germania immediately.

  • @Scott_Sterlingisgoated
    @Scott_Sterlingisgoated 9 месяцев назад +10

    Germany and Czech one is so true😂😂

  • @mrtrollnator123
    @mrtrollnator123 10 месяцев назад +3

    Thanks for sharing. When I saw this, a spark was ignited inside me, all my past trauma, bad experiences, were all nullified, due to this truly inspiring thing you have just shared, it has truly brought out the best in me, for it is words of wisdom that I will never forget. Legit, the only way I’ll forget this is if I die a painful death under Obamas legs, his juicy thighs and plump cheeks will suffocate me as the knowledge of what you’ve shared squeezed out along with my internal organs, but that’s never gonna happen. What you shared today will remain with me from now till they day I die, in fact, no, in heaven when I’m asked to choose memories to keep. While others choose core memories with their family, friends, I’ll choose what you’ve shared today, because it’s the only thing I need, ever, what you’ve shared today will truly be sufficient to fuel me for the entirety of the remainder of my life, and the entirety of my after life, however if it works by reincarnation instead, well, as i slowly regain memories from my past life, I’ll definitely remember what you’ve shared today, as what you’ve shared is truly the most inspirational and important thing in the existence of the earth ever, if is more important than fundamental events like the big bang itself, what’s you’ve said holds more genius than anything alert Einstein and millions of other scientists have said all together, truly, what you’ve shared today is the most important thing ever in the history of the history of the history of the history of the world. In the history of the universe. In the history of the multiverse, in the history of the galaxy of universes, in the history of the cosmos, in the history of the big bang, in the history of the time before the Big bang, that’s how important what you’ve shared today is, it transcends the very creation, the very fabric of time and space as a concept. Even as you die, even before you were born, this remains true. What you’ve said has immortalized you

  • @ceoofmiddleage1477
    @ceoofmiddleage1477 10 месяцев назад +4

    I was in Craiova for 2h and it felt like that

  • @Afterthefallout55660
    @Afterthefallout55660 5 месяцев назад +9

    Well for Sweden...Good luck...I wish you very much luck. I'm from Germany and I can feel your pain. If we don't change our politics our countries are gone and we have to learn arabian or ukraine or both.

  • @KRAFTWERK2K6
    @KRAFTWERK2K6 4 месяца назад +1

    Half öf Swiedan - The atha half öf Swiedan.
    😅 Damn so many of those are accurate as heck.

  • @michaelahogerova7829
    @michaelahogerova7829 5 месяцев назад

    the way i was waiting for slovakia and then i just let out a huge burst of laugh cuz its so true

  • @oguzh_74826
    @oguzh_74826 10 месяцев назад +10

    as a turkish man erdoğan not trying to fix erdoğan tries everything worse

    • @Ralampos
      @Ralampos 10 месяцев назад +2

      He is half greek....
      Our previous product which was half-albanian and half-greek ''project ataturk'' was a massive success so we sent our apologies for the suprise.

    • @Peter-xg1ol
      @Peter-xg1ol 9 месяцев назад

      Erdogan should leave Turkey. He’s an Islamist dictator.

  • @yokumben9121
    @yokumben9121 10 месяцев назад +5

    There are approximately 17 million temporary asylum seekers and refugees in Turkey, these are Syrian Afghan Pakistani Iraqi Egyptian Iranian. There are also 15-20 million Kurds. In short, the same thing also happening in Turkey.
    I can't find people who speak Turkish in some districts.

    • @salutaldegrandfan6171
      @salutaldegrandfan6171 10 месяцев назад

      Turkey is asian country

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 10 месяцев назад +2

      Tell this to the EU and they’ll immediately accept you

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 10 месяцев назад +1

      Kurds are natives, iranics have been in that area since 600 bc at least.

    • @yokumben9121
      @yokumben9121 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@cyrusthegreat7030 half of the kurds came in 1990s from northern iraq other half came after the Turks too. Selim II settled them in our present southeast region in the 1500s. (it's not even Anatolian region actually)
      and incoming İranians are refugees not native. im not talking about partian roman wars. There was no single iranian in 2010 i living in this country and i know exactly what happenings

    • @cyrusthegreat7030
      @cyrusthegreat7030 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@yokumben9121kurds are literally natives to the region cope and seethe Anatolian

  • @Secular_Iran_GE
    @Secular_Iran_GE Месяц назад

    the french one is really accurate 😂

  • @cheber817
    @cheber817 6 месяцев назад +2

    "skilled workers" i think we all know what that actually means

  • @ChantillyVenus
    @ChantillyVenus 7 месяцев назад +33

    As an American, it's refreshing to see places in the world can talk shit about the state of their country instead of ignoring problems and claiming to be the best at everything

    • @Unemportant
      @Unemportant 5 месяцев назад +2

      I think people act like that around Americans because yall do the same thing all the time

    • @ChantillyVenus
      @ChantillyVenus 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Unemportant I was referring to Americans when I said that.

    • @Unemportant
      @Unemportant 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ChantillyVenus tbf us Europeans do the same thing though

    • @ChantillyVenus
      @ChantillyVenus 5 месяцев назад

      @@Unemportant I guarantee it's not as bad or common as it is here lmao

    • @Unemportant
      @Unemportant 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ChantillyVenus idk about that go on r/Europe and it's just Germanic/western Europeans shit talking easterners (gypsies, Serbians and Turks specifically) and acting like western Europe is some kind of eutopia

  • @Gray_ninja
    @Gray_ninja 10 месяцев назад +13

    Based and Lend-lease pilled

  • @kingofgames259
    @kingofgames259 7 месяцев назад +2

    As an irishman.... that could not be more accurate.

  • @StrongKickMan
    @StrongKickMan 2 месяца назад

    The Portugal meme was very relatable.

  • @rvnr1
    @rvnr1 9 месяцев назад +5

    As a Slovakian, i can say that our government is

  • @Emperor-Fatalis
    @Emperor-Fatalis 5 месяцев назад +3

    As a real swedish person I stand by this message

  • @nushkyn
    @nushkyn 6 месяцев назад +2

    As I'm currently living in Bulgaria, I can 100% confirm. We are at war with both, Albania and Serbia, trying to figure out who's less corrupt.

  • @Zephyriia
    @Zephyriia 8 месяцев назад

    So much meme material for future school history books XD

  • @alex__andrei
    @alex__andrei 8 месяцев назад +6

    As a romanian, I can confirm that Craiova is like Ohio

  • @numan405
    @numan405 10 месяцев назад +20

    As a turk I might say yes turkey is getting bankrupt but as an Europe it makes us very rich in turkey