Bitchy ASMR ~ Librarian on Book Sale Day (ASSMR)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 155

  • @charlottellewellyn6219
    @charlottellewellyn6219 6 лет назад +142

    ‘Sorry we only have crappy books’ 😆

    • @ethor4858
      @ethor4858 6 лет назад

      Charlotte Llewellyn How tf you have 2000 000+ subscribers and no videos?

    • @iesvvelsen
      @iesvvelsen 6 лет назад

      Ethor ' fake I think....

    • @charlottellewellyn6219
      @charlottellewellyn6219 6 лет назад +2

      ISA VAN VELSEN I’m not fake and it doesn’t say I have that many subscribers on my account ? I was so confused by this I didn’t reply

    • @iesvvelsen
      @iesvvelsen 6 лет назад

      Charlotte Llewellyn I never said that you're fake! I'm sorry if you thought so but the subscribers are. If i look right now on your channel I see 0 subscribers. I think it was a mistake or something...

    • @charlottellewellyn6219
      @charlottellewellyn6219 6 лет назад

      ISA VAN VELSEN ah okay no worries! I didn’t even see my account say that there was that many subscribers, I wish 😉😁

  • @helenhraz
    @helenhraz 6 лет назад +56

    ASSMR aka the best series on youtube

  • @MaddieMakeupASMR
    @MaddieMakeupASMR 6 лет назад +59

    You are so good at roleplays💖 this was hilarious and relaxing😴❤️

  • @willowindi
    @willowindi 6 лет назад +35

    If Sheldon was a disgruntled, southern, female librarian...

  • @emmas9021
    @emmas9021 6 лет назад +30

    I’m only 5 mins in and I’m already really relaxed and laughing so hard “at this point I’d say half past never” 😂😂 Love your vids, you’re one of the few asmrists I subscribe to ❤️❤️ keep up the amazing work 😂❤️

  • @ata4ya
    @ata4ya 6 лет назад +14

    Are you sure you've never worked in a public library? This is way too accurate. You have this librarian's seal of approval.

    • @ewanoxborrow1024
      @ewanoxborrow1024 6 лет назад +1

      ata4ya My local librarian is just like this, every time I see her it makes me think of Mary 😂😂😂😂

  • @amandam1054
    @amandam1054 6 лет назад +31

    “Half past never” loool Mary you are tooooo hilarious

  • @AlexandraBBBB623
    @AlexandraBBBB623 6 лет назад +8

    you make my days so much better. i watch your videos every single day

  • @vane.e749
    @vane.e749 6 лет назад +15

    "Ma'am I'm sorry, we're going through a tunnel. We may get-" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kdowning73
      @kdowning73 6 лет назад +1

      Ha-HAAAAA!!!! My favorite part! :P

  • @VisionOfFreedom
    @VisionOfFreedom 6 лет назад +7

    “Watch out for the boa constrictor in the parking lot” hahahaha this is absolutely awesome

  • @izzyyClemmensen
    @izzyyClemmensen 6 лет назад +12

    “You exude an aura of incompetence” omg Mary I’m crying hahahaha

  • @MaddieMakeupASMR
    @MaddieMakeupASMR 6 лет назад +59

    I died at the “ma’am have you ever heard of google?” 😂😂

  • @BreeZ224
    @BreeZ224 6 лет назад +14

    I’m an elementary librarian and am all by myself, teach classes twice a week for K-5 and have over 600 students. Checking out and returning books. I have to take the help I can get to put books away and especially right now because I’m 9 months pregnant! But kids seriously put some of them away wherever!! It made me laugh 😂

  • @staciabigail1402
    @staciabigail1402 6 лет назад +9

    "Excuse me? Do we have any good books? I'm sorry you're going to have to go to the nathanville branch for that, we only have crappy books."
    The reason I'm not in customer service.

  • @Shannon_Lynn
    @Shannon_Lynn 6 лет назад +5

    OMG 😂 This is EVERYTHING! Mary, you say everything I wsh I could say at my job! 😂😂😂 Your sarcasm is genius!

  • @AudreyASMR7
    @AudreyASMR7 6 лет назад +3

    Boy is this relatable. When I worked in food service people called to ask for directions to random places all the time. I once gave directions to a woman who ended the call right after saying “that’s what my gps said too”

  • @EmIdc
    @EmIdc 6 лет назад +32

    Yes please be rude to me

  • @santiago_cc98
    @santiago_cc98 6 лет назад

    This is amazing 😂 I love how your inner sweet self comes out every now and then.
    You’re so creative and fun.

  • @nikiiskrycki798
    @nikiiskrycki798 6 лет назад +20

    We only have crappy books 😂😂

  • @flowershop2491
    @flowershop2491 6 лет назад +5

    This is every librarian in high school

  • @sienna7794
    @sienna7794 6 лет назад +10

    “a boa constrictor is not a service animal” lmaaO

  • @BlueBee67
    @BlueBee67 6 лет назад +1

    Lol! I love your sense of humor in this. You've made my day. 🤣💖

  • @JWH316
    @JWH316 6 лет назад +8

    One day just one day I wanna have the freedom to act like this at my job
    😂😂 This was so hilarious 😂😂 this beats SNL 😂😂

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  6 лет назад

      Me, too. I want just one day where I can say whatever I want!

  • @яэтоя1
    @яэтоя1 6 лет назад +2

    OMG 😮I am petrified how much you are hilarious!!
    You are doubtlessly funny and talented!!! You make our days more and more nice ! 🙏🏻🌷🌷🌷😃😀

  • @frostybaby13
    @frostybaby13 6 лет назад +1

    Ahahaha, those SIGN FROWNIES crack me up everytime I see em! Thank you, this crabby gal is my favorite ASMR & favorite sketch comedy skit to see!!!!

  • @chelsmarie981
    @chelsmarie981 5 лет назад

    I’m new to your channel and new to these ASSMR videos!! This is so relaxing and so hilarious I’m crying!! You’re awesome!!

  • @defluffy2487
    @defluffy2487 6 лет назад +3

    “Take your spicy Flaming hot Cheetos with you” 😂 Why do identify with that part so much. Funny stuff I love it.

    • @neotreo92
      @neotreo92 6 лет назад

      ”don’t drop them on the floor” xD

  • @BlueTangerine-xx4vk
    @BlueTangerine-xx4vk 2 месяца назад

    "You've got this aura of incompetence about you"...priceless!

  • @cami1249
    @cami1249 5 лет назад +2

    I understand this is supposed to be a "bitchy" attitude but honestly she handled everything with a lot more patience than I ever would lmaoo

  • @christyweikel9269
    @christyweikel9269 6 лет назад

    This is so funny. I love it!!! I love your voice it really makes me so sleepy. You have a true gift for asmr.

  • @joshfromjupiter23
    @joshfromjupiter23 6 лет назад

    I just got some x-rays done at the Doctors and got the most amaaazzziinnggg tingles from the nurse operating it. She would come and gently readjust my position after taking each photo and whispered the whole way through 😩😩 so a role play similar to this (x-ray of some sort) would be so amazing from you!!

  • @nymsands
    @nymsands 6 лет назад +2

    "I'm sorry I'm going through a tunnel" I CAN'T

  • @matthewdelap5404
    @matthewdelap5404 3 года назад

    Great job ! Just the way you pretend to stare and glare while typing .....I'm sold ! Who hasn't experienced this person at least once in their lives ?

  • @rbickel666
    @rbickel666 5 лет назад +1

    This is so funny. And it's true! I worked at a Barnes & Noble in LA for a summer shelving books and I would get calls just like this!!!! They wanted me to run around the store doing research for them!!

  • @sully2932
    @sully2932 6 лет назад +10

    That wig is cute on you Mary!

  • @michelle80025
    @michelle80025 6 лет назад

    This lady is my favourite character that you do! She was the first video i ever found of u..i was a bit of a late comer to your channel but i'm so glad i found u 😊

  • @beckyriddle6650
    @beckyriddle6650 6 лет назад

    Mary, I have to leave this comment to say thank you. I know you’ve dealt with family death recently and this past week my sister in law committed suicide. Your videos have truly helped soothe my mind after dealing with tragedy. I hope you realize how special you are and that you’re helping your fans in more ways than you know. So thank you for all that you do!! ❤️

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  6 лет назад

      I'm so sorry to hear that. I've lost a close family member to suicide, too, and I know how it can devastate a family. I'm glad I can help, at least in some small way. :(

  • @tracylynn6132
    @tracylynn6132 6 лет назад

    OMG, loved it! My favorite part, "we only have crappy books" lol!!!

  • @scheronharley
    @scheronharley 6 лет назад +5

    That wig has me holleringgggggg!!! Dig my grave

  • @alimarcus854
    @alimarcus854 6 лет назад +6

    I love your vids. In your April fools video you said you were fired from your job. I am not sure if that was part of the prank or it actually happened. Can you clear that up for me?

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  6 лет назад +14

      Ali Marcus The information about stuff going on at work is true, but as of this point, I still have a job. I don't know what's going to happen when this whole thing is over, but currently, I'm still employed.

  • @nadineeobrien
    @nadineeobrien 6 лет назад +10

    Hi Mary I know you were joking on your previous video but it got me thinking. If things do not work out in your current job (and I honestly wish it does!), your channel is growing immensely over the last few weeks so I was wondering if you ever considered taking up RUclips as your full time job? Obviously I'm aware running an asmr channel is expensive with props and camera equipment. But you have a natural gift and you put so much time and effort into your videos, it seems like its somehow your calling!

    • @shannonmikaela
      @shannonmikaela 6 лет назад +2

      Nadine O 'Brien in one of her previous videos she said she couldn't do full-time RUclips because she has kids and RUclips isn't the most reliable income. With the amount of content she puts out, I wouldn't be surprised if she does RUclips related work 40+ hours a week anyways lol

  • @DwightLivesMatter
    @DwightLivesMatter 6 лет назад

    Holy shit “Brought something with wheels on it to use the computer” implying that he/she wheeled in their aunt so they could use the PC, I’m deceased rofl! Absolute most “savage” thing I’ve heard in ages. Love it.

  • @shannonsabo9150
    @shannonsabo9150 6 лет назад +1

    I LOLd at the frowny faces on the white board! 🤣

    • @deadnumber1
      @deadnumber1 6 лет назад

      They're not frowning faces, they're: "Andalusian symbols for thirst of knowledge"
      Love her!♡

  • @LadyoftheLute
    @LadyoftheLute 6 лет назад

    I’m currently a high school student who is interested in becoming a librarian someday so this video was so funny! I love all your bitchy librarian videos! :)

  • @Pastelstardoll
    @Pastelstardoll 6 лет назад +20

    Aunt barbra still missing tho

  • @ewanoxborrow1024
    @ewanoxborrow1024 6 лет назад +1

    "Is there anything else you can tell me about the book?...you saw it in a bookstore once, okay that...that's very helpful"

  • @deadnumber1
    @deadnumber1 6 лет назад

    "Are you familiar with Andalusian culture?"
    Oh my God Mary, ILOVEYOU!
    You're golden.

  • @carla1803
    @carla1803 6 лет назад

    This is too funny! Primarily because I used to deal with these kinds of things before at my job. Like people wanting me to call the cable company for them to complain about their bill haha

  • @Sportdiva7
    @Sportdiva7 6 лет назад +1

    “ I’m sorry I’m going through a tunnel, you may get....” and you didn’t laugh 😂😂😂😂

  • @lotuspetal959
    @lotuspetal959 6 лет назад

    I love your channel especially the role plays and soft spoken ones. Could your do a soft spoken one reading thru the Nature’s jewelry catalog?

  • @cynthiamayfield5664
    @cynthiamayfield5664 6 лет назад +1

    This librarian is how I wish I could be to my rude/dumb customers

  • @ewanoxborrow1024
    @ewanoxborrow1024 6 лет назад

    "There's a free range boa constrictor in my parking lot, so you better hope your cat didn't come here" *grins*
    I'm CRYING

  • @mariaminghi4297
    @mariaminghi4297 6 лет назад

    You are just so good at this!!

  • @monsterdesign1852
    @monsterdesign1852 6 лет назад

    You are the best ASMR Artist. And a gr8 actor. 👑

  • @h2ogurl1234
    @h2ogurl1234 6 лет назад +2

    I'm about to be working in disney world and I have a feeling this will be my inner voice

  • @latimer505
    @latimer505 6 лет назад

    "What kind of public records?" "All of them?" "Well that narrows it down"

  • @taylort8133
    @taylort8133 6 лет назад

    A book store or library would be a wonderful sounding walkthrough :O omg
    Also I love this lady “take your flaming hot cheetos with you” thats every kid in my family lol

    • @neotreo92
      @neotreo92 6 лет назад

      Taylor T She has a book store walkthrough :D

    • @taylort8133
      @taylort8133 6 лет назад

      neowtrans YESSSSS

  • @cgale1971
    @cgale1971 6 лет назад

    The ornery librarian as a babysitter would be an amazing role play.

  • @Himaryous
    @Himaryous 6 лет назад

    I must be an official ASS because I find myself growing fond of this woman.

  • @gatorade7833
    @gatorade7833 4 года назад

    This hits so close to home for me - subbed 😁

  • @juliejustdance
    @juliejustdance 6 лет назад

    “Are you here to check out a book?”
    “No, of course you’re not.”

  • @vane.e749
    @vane.e749 6 лет назад +2

    I used to work at a library and one of my coworkers was somewhat like this character (could NOT stand her), but I wouldn't mind working with you. 😁😁😁

  • @littleblackinkdrop31
    @littleblackinkdrop31 6 лет назад

    I think the bitchy librarian videos are my favourite ones :D

  • @franklincoralsnow
    @franklincoralsnow 6 лет назад

    I love Charity and Lynnette, but I think THIS is my favorite character of all.

  • @taylormorency3936
    @taylormorency3936 6 лет назад +1

    Y'all laugh at the old dude but there is a women who calls and orders food from the place i work who when the food gets there she doesn't even remember that she ordered. She once had me explain tiramisu to her 5 seperate times b/c she kept forgetting what it was after having it explained to her.

  • @tildatinglesasmr7394
    @tildatinglesasmr7394 6 лет назад +5

    Mahahha, I’m a librarian and maybe I should be offended but I find it hilarious 😅

  • @echarmonfam
    @echarmonfam 6 лет назад

    bahaha i work in a library and this is pretty on point :P People are crazy, and for some reason they all tend to end up at the library!

  • @likeliterally7077
    @likeliterally7077 6 лет назад

    "you just got here and you already wanna know when you're first break is?? at this i'm gonna say half past NEVER. now plesae go get to work." :D hahaha i loved it

  • @freyjascats
    @freyjascats 6 лет назад

    I work in a library and this is accurate. "The cover was blue - what book is that??"

  • @RoscoeRanger
    @RoscoeRanger 6 лет назад

    Lol a boa constrictor is not a service animal.... Love it!

  • @Doveyarns
    @Doveyarns 6 лет назад

    “I do not offer babysitting services here at the library” 😂😂😂

  • @michaelgoldsmith4437
    @michaelgoldsmith4437 6 лет назад

    (Pamela Goldsmith)........I was thrilled when I saw this today. I have been hoping you would do a new nasty librarian roleplay. It is brilliant as usual. However, I think you should practice your gleeful smile a bit more before your evaluation..LOL

  • @lisab1026
    @lisab1026 6 лет назад +4

    Funny. As. Hell.

  • @tarabradley2066
    @tarabradley2066 6 лет назад

    Relaxing AND hilarious.

  • @Himaryous
    @Himaryous 5 лет назад

    I don't care if Bitchy Librarian is supposed to be a drab dresser, that shirt is gorgeous. I said it before, I'm saying it again.

  • @DwightLivesMatter
    @DwightLivesMatter 6 лет назад

    (Somewhere along the lines of) “A service animal is not a service animal, I don’t care if you have the papers it needs to go. Out. Shoo. Before I call the police.”

  • @Frogelette
    @Frogelette 6 лет назад

    'I'm going through a tunnel' hahaha :'D

  • @Himaryous
    @Himaryous 6 лет назад

    Can I ask everyone's opinion? Is that a gorgeous top (I think it is) or is it just a for a cranky librarian and I just have cranky taste? I want that top for my work days. It's a beautiful paisley.

  • @douggie1962
    @douggie1962 6 лет назад

    Now you’ve given yourself the hiccups.......lol

  • @julieyounger3461
    @julieyounger3461 2 года назад

    Im the Libyan i died of laughing love your videos

  • @Daughterofsantini
    @Daughterofsantini 5 лет назад

    "not under duress" ROFL!

  • @tristahnbenn6930
    @tristahnbenn6930 6 лет назад

    Right in time for me to sleep 💙

  • @brittanygiselle7900
    @brittanygiselle7900 6 лет назад

    The aura part is so me lmfao

  • @vela-rn2jz
    @vela-rn2jz 6 лет назад

    A book sale is when the freaks come out... lol I’m so one of those freaks ❤️🌹🦋

  • @jasonhilton59
    @jasonhilton59 6 лет назад

    Just add a cigarette and flick ashes at the “customer” and you got me.

  • @tepiddairy
    @tepiddairy 6 лет назад

    Oh. My. GOODNESS!!!

  • @ross5830
    @ross5830 6 лет назад +6

    She needs a name. Like Carla 😀

  • @CJTaylor_Survivor
    @CJTaylor_Survivor 6 лет назад

    Great video!

  • @connorwaterkamp3120
    @connorwaterkamp3120 6 лет назад

    im officially calling this character Charlene, i have no actual reason why apart from she just puts me in mind of a charlene

  • @ulrika5012
    @ulrika5012 6 лет назад

    OMG ! An Aura of incompetence 😂😂😂 .Well,,,😂No sleep for me , I think I’m on the way to pee in the bed. This is awesome. I just have to se it one more time 👍😍

  • @syafiqroslan7459
    @syafiqroslan7459 6 лет назад

    Hi Mary! Can you do another nail routine/full manicure video?

  • @sweetprincessasmr1952
    @sweetprincessasmr1952 6 лет назад

    can you repeat that? What city is the camden public library in? i believe its in camden😂😂😂😂i love that😃😂😂

  • @douggie1962
    @douggie1962 6 лет назад

    I’m not your aunt Barbara sir....I don’t know why she wasn’t in church this morning

  • @nikkyluv2244
    @nikkyluv2244 6 лет назад

    LOVE

  • @vantalk2021
    @vantalk2021 6 лет назад

    The title of this video would make anyone click it!!! Lol!!

  • @milothecat2094
    @milothecat2094 6 лет назад

    😍😍😍😍😍 great job

  • @johnhow5393
    @johnhow5393 6 лет назад

    total tingle tonight

  • @sharkbait3944
    @sharkbait3944 6 лет назад

    You look fabulous in that wig!

  • @ronaldrobinson7784
    @ronaldrobinson7784 3 года назад

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @Vivaforever1990
    @Vivaforever1990 6 лет назад +1

    We only have crappy books 😂😂😂😂😂