Charlotte Llewellyn I never said that you're fake! I'm sorry if you thought so but the subscribers are. If i look right now on your channel I see 0 subscribers. I think it was a mistake or something...
I’m only 5 mins in and I’m already really relaxed and laughing so hard “at this point I’d say half past never” 😂😂 Love your vids, you’re one of the few asmrists I subscribe to ❤️❤️ keep up the amazing work 😂❤️
I’m an elementary librarian and am all by myself, teach classes twice a week for K-5 and have over 600 students. Checking out and returning books. I have to take the help I can get to put books away and especially right now because I’m 9 months pregnant! But kids seriously put some of them away wherever!! It made me laugh 😂
"Excuse me? Do we have any good books? I'm sorry you're going to have to go to the nathanville branch for that, we only have crappy books." The reason I'm not in customer service.
Boy is this relatable. When I worked in food service people called to ask for directions to random places all the time. I once gave directions to a woman who ended the call right after saying “that’s what my gps said too”
I just got some x-rays done at the Doctors and got the most amaaazzziinnggg tingles from the nurse operating it. She would come and gently readjust my position after taking each photo and whispered the whole way through 😩😩 so a role play similar to this (x-ray of some sort) would be so amazing from you!!
This is so funny. And it's true! I worked at a Barnes & Noble in LA for a summer shelving books and I would get calls just like this!!!! They wanted me to run around the store doing research for them!!
This lady is my favourite character that you do! She was the first video i ever found of u..i was a bit of a late comer to your channel but i'm so glad i found u 😊
Mary, I have to leave this comment to say thank you. I know you’ve dealt with family death recently and this past week my sister in law committed suicide. Your videos have truly helped soothe my mind after dealing with tragedy. I hope you realize how special you are and that you’re helping your fans in more ways than you know. So thank you for all that you do!! ❤️
I'm so sorry to hear that. I've lost a close family member to suicide, too, and I know how it can devastate a family. I'm glad I can help, at least in some small way. :(
I love your vids. In your April fools video you said you were fired from your job. I am not sure if that was part of the prank or it actually happened. Can you clear that up for me?
Ali Marcus The information about stuff going on at work is true, but as of this point, I still have a job. I don't know what's going to happen when this whole thing is over, but currently, I'm still employed.
Hi Mary I know you were joking on your previous video but it got me thinking. If things do not work out in your current job (and I honestly wish it does!), your channel is growing immensely over the last few weeks so I was wondering if you ever considered taking up RUclips as your full time job? Obviously I'm aware running an asmr channel is expensive with props and camera equipment. But you have a natural gift and you put so much time and effort into your videos, it seems like its somehow your calling!
Nadine O 'Brien in one of her previous videos she said she couldn't do full-time RUclips because she has kids and RUclips isn't the most reliable income. With the amount of content she puts out, I wouldn't be surprised if she does RUclips related work 40+ hours a week anyways lol
Holy shit “Brought something with wheels on it to use the computer” implying that he/she wheeled in their aunt so they could use the PC, I’m deceased rofl! Absolute most “savage” thing I’ve heard in ages. Love it.
I’m currently a high school student who is interested in becoming a librarian someday so this video was so funny! I love all your bitchy librarian videos! :)
This is too funny! Primarily because I used to deal with these kinds of things before at my job. Like people wanting me to call the cable company for them to complain about their bill haha
A book store or library would be a wonderful sounding walkthrough :O omg Also I love this lady “take your flaming hot cheetos with you” thats every kid in my family lol
Y'all laugh at the old dude but there is a women who calls and orders food from the place i work who when the food gets there she doesn't even remember that she ordered. She once had me explain tiramisu to her 5 seperate times b/c she kept forgetting what it was after having it explained to her.
"you just got here and you already wanna know when you're first break is?? at this i'm gonna say half past NEVER. now plesae go get to work." :D hahaha i loved it
(Pamela Goldsmith)........I was thrilled when I saw this today. I have been hoping you would do a new nasty librarian roleplay. It is brilliant as usual. However, I think you should practice your gleeful smile a bit more before your evaluation..LOL
(Somewhere along the lines of) “A service animal is not a service animal, I don’t care if you have the papers it needs to go. Out. Shoo. Before I call the police.”
Can I ask everyone's opinion? Is that a gorgeous top (I think it is) or is it just a for a cranky librarian and I just have cranky taste? I want that top for my work days. It's a beautiful paisley.
OMG ! An Aura of incompetence 😂😂😂 .Well,,,😂No sleep for me , I think I’m on the way to pee in the bed. This is awesome. I just have to se it one more time 👍😍
‘Sorry we only have crappy books’ 😆
Charlotte Llewellyn How tf you have 2000 000+ subscribers and no videos?
Ethor ' fake I think....
ISA VAN VELSEN I’m not fake and it doesn’t say I have that many subscribers on my account ? I was so confused by this I didn’t reply
Charlotte Llewellyn I never said that you're fake! I'm sorry if you thought so but the subscribers are. If i look right now on your channel I see 0 subscribers. I think it was a mistake or something...
ISA VAN VELSEN ah okay no worries! I didn’t even see my account say that there was that many subscribers, I wish 😉😁
ASSMR aka the best series on youtube
You are so good at roleplays💖 this was hilarious and relaxing😴❤️
If Sheldon was a disgruntled, southern, female librarian...
I’m only 5 mins in and I’m already really relaxed and laughing so hard “at this point I’d say half past never” 😂😂 Love your vids, you’re one of the few asmrists I subscribe to ❤️❤️ keep up the amazing work 😂❤️
Are you sure you've never worked in a public library? This is way too accurate. You have this librarian's seal of approval.
ata4ya My local librarian is just like this, every time I see her it makes me think of Mary 😂😂😂😂
“Half past never” loool Mary you are tooooo hilarious
you make my days so much better. i watch your videos every single day
"Ma'am I'm sorry, we're going through a tunnel. We may get-" 🤣🤣🤣
Ha-HAAAAA!!!! My favorite part! :P
“Watch out for the boa constrictor in the parking lot” hahahaha this is absolutely awesome
“You exude an aura of incompetence” omg Mary I’m crying hahahaha
isabellaharvey My Co-workers describing me at work
Ewan Oxborrow hahahahaha yes!
I died at the “ma’am have you ever heard of google?” 😂😂
I’m an elementary librarian and am all by myself, teach classes twice a week for K-5 and have over 600 students. Checking out and returning books. I have to take the help I can get to put books away and especially right now because I’m 9 months pregnant! But kids seriously put some of them away wherever!! It made me laugh 😂
"Excuse me? Do we have any good books? I'm sorry you're going to have to go to the nathanville branch for that, we only have crappy books."
The reason I'm not in customer service.
OMG 😂 This is EVERYTHING! Mary, you say everything I wsh I could say at my job! 😂😂😂 Your sarcasm is genius!
Boy is this relatable. When I worked in food service people called to ask for directions to random places all the time. I once gave directions to a woman who ended the call right after saying “that’s what my gps said too”
Yes please be rude to me
This is amazing 😂 I love how your inner sweet self comes out every now and then.
You’re so creative and fun.
We only have crappy books 😂😂
This is every librarian in high school
“a boa constrictor is not a service animal” lmaaO
Lol! I love your sense of humor in this. You've made my day. 🤣💖
One day just one day I wanna have the freedom to act like this at my job
😂😂 This was so hilarious 😂😂 this beats SNL 😂😂
Me, too. I want just one day where I can say whatever I want!
OMG 😮I am petrified how much you are hilarious!!
You are doubtlessly funny and talented!!! You make our days more and more nice ! 🙏🏻🌷🌷🌷😃😀
Ahahaha, those SIGN FROWNIES crack me up everytime I see em! Thank you, this crabby gal is my favorite ASMR & favorite sketch comedy skit to see!!!!
I’m new to your channel and new to these ASSMR videos!! This is so relaxing and so hilarious I’m crying!! You’re awesome!!
Thank you!
“Take your spicy Flaming hot Cheetos with you” 😂 Why do identify with that part so much. Funny stuff I love it.
”don’t drop them on the floor” xD
"You've got this aura of incompetence about you"...priceless!
I understand this is supposed to be a "bitchy" attitude but honestly she handled everything with a lot more patience than I ever would lmaoo
This is so funny. I love it!!! I love your voice it really makes me so sleepy. You have a true gift for asmr.
I just got some x-rays done at the Doctors and got the most amaaazzziinnggg tingles from the nurse operating it. She would come and gently readjust my position after taking each photo and whispered the whole way through 😩😩 so a role play similar to this (x-ray of some sort) would be so amazing from you!!
"I'm sorry I'm going through a tunnel" I CAN'T
Great job ! Just the way you pretend to stare and glare while typing .....I'm sold ! Who hasn't experienced this person at least once in their lives ?
This is so funny. And it's true! I worked at a Barnes & Noble in LA for a summer shelving books and I would get calls just like this!!!! They wanted me to run around the store doing research for them!!
That wig is cute on you Mary!
This lady is my favourite character that you do! She was the first video i ever found of u..i was a bit of a late comer to your channel but i'm so glad i found u 😊
Mary, I have to leave this comment to say thank you. I know you’ve dealt with family death recently and this past week my sister in law committed suicide. Your videos have truly helped soothe my mind after dealing with tragedy. I hope you realize how special you are and that you’re helping your fans in more ways than you know. So thank you for all that you do!! ❤️
I'm so sorry to hear that. I've lost a close family member to suicide, too, and I know how it can devastate a family. I'm glad I can help, at least in some small way. :(
OMG, loved it! My favorite part, "we only have crappy books" lol!!!
That wig has me holleringgggggg!!! Dig my grave
I love your vids. In your April fools video you said you were fired from your job. I am not sure if that was part of the prank or it actually happened. Can you clear that up for me?
Ali Marcus The information about stuff going on at work is true, but as of this point, I still have a job. I don't know what's going to happen when this whole thing is over, but currently, I'm still employed.
Hi Mary I know you were joking on your previous video but it got me thinking. If things do not work out in your current job (and I honestly wish it does!), your channel is growing immensely over the last few weeks so I was wondering if you ever considered taking up RUclips as your full time job? Obviously I'm aware running an asmr channel is expensive with props and camera equipment. But you have a natural gift and you put so much time and effort into your videos, it seems like its somehow your calling!
Nadine O 'Brien in one of her previous videos she said she couldn't do full-time RUclips because she has kids and RUclips isn't the most reliable income. With the amount of content she puts out, I wouldn't be surprised if she does RUclips related work 40+ hours a week anyways lol
Holy shit “Brought something with wheels on it to use the computer” implying that he/she wheeled in their aunt so they could use the PC, I’m deceased rofl! Absolute most “savage” thing I’ve heard in ages. Love it.
I don't think that's what I meant, but ok
I LOLd at the frowny faces on the white board! 🤣
They're not frowning faces, they're: "Andalusian symbols for thirst of knowledge"
Love her!♡
I’m currently a high school student who is interested in becoming a librarian someday so this video was so funny! I love all your bitchy librarian videos! :)
Aunt barbra still missing tho
Her and fluffles done run off 😂😂
"Is there anything else you can tell me about the book?...you saw it in a bookstore once, okay that...that's very helpful"
"Are you familiar with Andalusian culture?"
Oh my God Mary, ILOVEYOU!
You're golden.
This is too funny! Primarily because I used to deal with these kinds of things before at my job. Like people wanting me to call the cable company for them to complain about their bill haha
“ I’m sorry I’m going through a tunnel, you may get....” and you didn’t laugh 😂😂😂😂
I love your channel especially the role plays and soft spoken ones. Could your do a soft spoken one reading thru the Nature’s jewelry catalog?
This librarian is how I wish I could be to my rude/dumb customers
"There's a free range boa constrictor in my parking lot, so you better hope your cat didn't come here" *grins*
I'm CRYING
You are just so good at this!!
You are the best ASMR Artist. And a gr8 actor. 👑
I'm about to be working in disney world and I have a feeling this will be my inner voice
Ima try to be a mermaid there omg
"What kind of public records?" "All of them?" "Well that narrows it down"
A book store or library would be a wonderful sounding walkthrough :O omg
Also I love this lady “take your flaming hot cheetos with you” thats every kid in my family lol
Taylor T She has a book store walkthrough :D
neowtrans YESSSSS
The ornery librarian as a babysitter would be an amazing role play.
I must be an official ASS because I find myself growing fond of this woman.
This hits so close to home for me - subbed 😁
“Are you here to check out a book?”
“No, of course you’re not.”
I used to work at a library and one of my coworkers was somewhat like this character (could NOT stand her), but I wouldn't mind working with you. 😁😁😁
I think the bitchy librarian videos are my favourite ones :D
I love Charity and Lynnette, but I think THIS is my favorite character of all.
Y'all laugh at the old dude but there is a women who calls and orders food from the place i work who when the food gets there she doesn't even remember that she ordered. She once had me explain tiramisu to her 5 seperate times b/c she kept forgetting what it was after having it explained to her.
Mahahha, I’m a librarian and maybe I should be offended but I find it hilarious 😅
Tilda Tingles ASMR You're cute :)
bahaha i work in a library and this is pretty on point :P People are crazy, and for some reason they all tend to end up at the library!
"you just got here and you already wanna know when you're first break is?? at this i'm gonna say half past NEVER. now plesae go get to work." :D hahaha i loved it
I work in a library and this is accurate. "The cover was blue - what book is that??"
Lol a boa constrictor is not a service animal.... Love it!
“I do not offer babysitting services here at the library” 😂😂😂
(Pamela Goldsmith)........I was thrilled when I saw this today. I have been hoping you would do a new nasty librarian roleplay. It is brilliant as usual. However, I think you should practice your gleeful smile a bit more before your evaluation..LOL
Funny. As. Hell.
Relaxing AND hilarious.
I don't care if Bitchy Librarian is supposed to be a drab dresser, that shirt is gorgeous. I said it before, I'm saying it again.
(Somewhere along the lines of) “A service animal is not a service animal, I don’t care if you have the papers it needs to go. Out. Shoo. Before I call the police.”
Boa constrictor* distracted lol
'I'm going through a tunnel' hahaha :'D
Can I ask everyone's opinion? Is that a gorgeous top (I think it is) or is it just a for a cranky librarian and I just have cranky taste? I want that top for my work days. It's a beautiful paisley.
Now you’ve given yourself the hiccups.......lol
Im the Libyan i died of laughing love your videos
"not under duress" ROFL!
Right in time for me to sleep 💙
The aura part is so me lmfao
A book sale is when the freaks come out... lol I’m so one of those freaks ❤️🌹🦋
Hey, me too.
Just add a cigarette and flick ashes at the “customer” and you got me.
Oh. My. GOODNESS!!!
She needs a name. Like Carla 😀
Mahony lmao thats my moms name 😂
Or Veronica
Definitely a Carla wig!
Charlene
Great video!
im officially calling this character Charlene, i have no actual reason why apart from she just puts me in mind of a charlene
OMG ! An Aura of incompetence 😂😂😂 .Well,,,😂No sleep for me , I think I’m on the way to pee in the bed. This is awesome. I just have to se it one more time 👍😍
Hi Mary! Can you do another nail routine/full manicure video?
can you repeat that? What city is the camden public library in? i believe its in camden😂😂😂😂i love that😃😂😂
I’m not your aunt Barbara sir....I don’t know why she wasn’t in church this morning
LOVE
The title of this video would make anyone click it!!! Lol!!
😍😍😍😍😍 great job
total tingle tonight
You look fabulous in that wig!
❤️❤️❤️❤️
We only have crappy books 😂😂😂😂😂