Bitchy ASMR ~ Librarian At Story Time (ASSMR)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 165

  • @prisskittles6047
    @prisskittles6047 6 лет назад +162

    Yoooooo I got scared when you said “are you being impatient? Stop it” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hessjickey
      @hessjickey 6 лет назад +2

      I was about to comment this! I'm glad someone said it!😂😂😂

    • @minemine2917
      @minemine2917 6 лет назад +1

      That terrified me XD

    • @josselynleiva3282
      @josselynleiva3282 6 лет назад +2

      Prisskittles bro i literally was reading this while she said it 😂😂😂

    • @TheLondonLass
      @TheLondonLass 6 лет назад +2

      Ha ha! I work in a library & we used to have a customer who would loudly drum his fingers on the top of your computer monitor. He would do this when he was impatient over how long you were taking to serve your current customer. My boss would march over and yell, "my staff do not respond to tapping. Just stop it!". I think Mary must be related to my old boss!

  • @domenicavallone28
    @domenicavallone28 6 лет назад +28

    Reasons why I love your librarian videos:
    1. The typing
    2. The page turning
    3. The crinkly book jackets
    4. The amazing acting
    5. The fact this is all in one take
    6. How hilarious these are
    7. Charity “sparkly friend” reference
    As always your videos are amazing!! ❤️👏🏻

  • @Bree548
    @Bree548 6 лет назад +97

    We stan a condescending queen

  • @beckyriddle6650
    @beckyriddle6650 6 лет назад +44

    Ah. The classic holiday movie, 50 Shades of Grey. 😂 another great video!! Also, “hello small child”.

  • @TheLondonLass
    @TheLondonLass 6 лет назад +31

    I am a librarian. This is scarily accurate re: the customers. I am making notes as I feel I can pick up some customer service skills from this video! I will say that if any of my colleagues wore that sweater we would have them sectioned.

  • @barbarapolosilva3880
    @barbarapolosilva3880 6 лет назад +21

    “Thank you for calling the library. Maybe you’ll come in and read something one day.” DECEASED

  • @MyEndoJourney
    @MyEndoJourney 6 лет назад +14

    Yes! Having a crappy pain day & this notification made my day! Thank you Mary! You are an angel I swear.

  • @jaygrum
    @jaygrum 6 лет назад +28

    when i see that wig and those glasses i KNOW it's gonna be a good time

  • @meganpearsey460
    @meganpearsey460 6 лет назад +52

    Beautiful work, as always. Why hasn't SNL recruited you yet?!

  • @courtney7046
    @courtney7046 6 лет назад +5

    I worked at the library for 3 years. You are SPOT ON.

  • @tony68080
    @tony68080 6 лет назад +6

    OMG, that librarian glare from over the glasses would stop a charging bull in his tracks.

  • @Choccoco
    @Choccoco 6 лет назад +8

    *swinging my feet around*
    "Will you stop shuffling around? It's distracting."
    Lol I froze for a second there. I was spacing out as if I really were waiting for you to get off the phone.

  • @metacrisis47
    @metacrisis47 6 лет назад +10

    I was getting ready to pass out when I heard “would you like to hear about Santa?”. I shot up and had to laugh so hard, oh my god.

  • @dimgames438
    @dimgames438 6 лет назад +9

    Love the tie in that you did with Charity!

  • @truthtruth935
    @truthtruth935 6 лет назад +5

    Just found your channel and I love it. The crazy thing is I was watching a past video and heard you say Greensboro and that was a surprise to me because I’m in kernersville. Any way just wanted to say that I love the channel. Have a wonderful day

  • @koriandrr2233
    @koriandrr2233 6 лет назад +10

    “No I wondered in here one day and decided to stop by for a little career “😂😂😂

  • @faithmaximadaily2471
    @faithmaximadaily2471 6 лет назад +18

    I don't know if you are looking for inspiration (it doesn't seem so!) but if you're doing a harvest video soon a good idea may be for harvest to lead a prenatal class!

  • @cathylee5840
    @cathylee5840 6 лет назад +21

    I love your role plays you need to go to Hollywood your. An awesome actress I feel just like that today bitchy I hear you Mary love your videos love ya Mary !!💝💝💝💝😀

  • @uniquem.6487
    @uniquem.6487 6 лет назад +11

    Mary:see you would look prettier if you lost about a 100 pounds
    Me:Oof

  • @margie1860
    @margie1860 6 лет назад +23

    Just got out of school early because of snow. Time for a nap!

  • @rickeebutterworth7634
    @rickeebutterworth7634 6 лет назад +10

    Harvest would admire this librarians ability to generate 0 trash but she'd be appaled to see she works with books because the pages are treated with chemicals that cause....*whispers menacingly* cancer!

  • @toxictev
    @toxictev 6 лет назад +2

    My favourite asmrtist hands down

  • @monsterdrool1213
    @monsterdrool1213 6 лет назад

    Your sense of humor is literally my favorite.

  • @allisonmatter5091
    @allisonmatter5091 6 лет назад

    This is literally the best one yet! The comebacks are so awesome!

  • @courtneybloom1135
    @courtneybloom1135 6 лет назад +3

    I don’t know why but the bitchiness gives me even more tingles and laughs. I love it and LOVE your videos! Keep being amazing ❤️😂

  • @chumdog90
    @chumdog90 6 лет назад +2

    You are so talented and funny, Mary! I wish someone could discover you. I googled comedy and improv clubs in No Carolina and 3 popped up: Unintentionals Improv Troupe, Charlotte Comedy Theater & Training Center and Improv at the Varsity. I don't know if you could perform your skits at these places and get paid or how close they are to your home but you definitely have enough material, props AND the talent to perform and make people laugh!!

  • @kdowning73
    @kdowning73 6 лет назад +3

    Too funny, Mary! I love how, the more annoyed she gets, the more pronounced her accent becomes! Shades of Lynette start creepin' in! :P

  • @ercami
    @ercami 6 лет назад +1

    Loving these role plays, you should totally do more❤

  • @jennyagelo3287
    @jennyagelo3287 6 лет назад +10

    "They are no lollipops in life" 😂🤣

  • @cardiacmyxoma4073
    @cardiacmyxoma4073 6 лет назад +1

    These get better every time!!!!!

  • @klee0121
    @klee0121 6 лет назад +1

    Tingled to sleep by this jolly librarian and I hear "Urinating tinsel all over my desk"😂😂 Love her. Replaying now!

  • @ellymay7238
    @ellymay7238 6 лет назад

    So glad ur doing library role plays again. These r the best!!!

  • @faithmaximadaily2471
    @faithmaximadaily2471 6 лет назад +1

    Thankyou so so much for the very frequent uploads!

  • @magnificentday12
    @magnificentday12 6 лет назад +1

    I'm a librarian. I LOVE this video!! I learned some great lines to use!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Grace-gd3sk
    @Grace-gd3sk 6 лет назад

    This is so good 😂 you play this role so well, I’m so glad I found your channel!!

  • @sandramarten5605
    @sandramarten5605 6 лет назад +1

    I love this character! She is so wonderful! She resonates with my menopausal monster, that rears her tetchy head most days.

  • @janyn.m.9633
    @janyn.m.9633 6 лет назад +12

    Omg...i love the sass lol. I wish i was this evil. 😂😂😂

  • @daisybuchanan7172
    @daisybuchanan7172 6 лет назад +1

    How the hell am I supposed to fall asleep when I’m laughing out loud at this video the whole time??
    And stop pushing Olaf away, he’s a catch!

  • @leiasasmr3948
    @leiasasmr3948 6 лет назад +1

    ASSMR made me laugh 😂 you’re so clever!! great video!!

  • @zulewiczkajtek
    @zulewiczkajtek 6 лет назад

    This is the best asmr role play I've ever seen

  • @katelavery6381
    @katelavery6381 5 лет назад

    This is perfect for when I leave work on the ride home. It's relaxing and hilarious. Thanks for everything you do ❤️🤓

  • @kr8270
    @kr8270 6 лет назад +2

    Love you girl!! Thank you for your videos, you are a charm!

  • @psionicdreamer3302
    @psionicdreamer3302 4 года назад

    The first 10 minutes I honestly was getting upset at this librarian, because I, like most people, have people in my life that act just like this. Then I remembered what I was watching and was able to relax. Awesome video!

  • @DwightLivesMatter
    @DwightLivesMatter 6 лет назад +1

    I don't need to watch to know it's going to be a hit. Instant like as always.

  • @mikvance
    @mikvance 6 лет назад

    OMG! It's so good. Thanks for making this for us!

  • @EliteSnowBall
    @EliteSnowBall 6 лет назад +1

    "There are no lollipops in life." Haha.
    Lovely video as always, Mary!

  • @ZZ-qt3em
    @ZZ-qt3em 6 лет назад +2

    “ we don’t have to go through all five days of the week now do we” 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelgoldsmith4437
    @michaelgoldsmith4437 6 лет назад +1

    (Pam Goldsmith)……..I love all your roleplays but this character is my favorite. You are simply brilliant. It was like getting an early Christmas present lol

  • @hannahs3690
    @hannahs3690 6 лет назад

    I lost it in the beginning!! you're hilarious, this video was awesome like the rest.

  • @gunnerisashotay3107
    @gunnerisashotay3107 6 лет назад +4

    Ya boi is so early! Love the vids keep it up 💓

  • @katlynelizabeth2168
    @katlynelizabeth2168 6 лет назад

    “OH hello small child. Where are your adults?” I FUCKING LOST IT CJLAKOG

  • @literarylady1125
    @literarylady1125 6 лет назад +2

    Everyone's favorite salty librarian is back! LOL

  • @Jeannieduality66613
    @Jeannieduality66613 6 лет назад +2

    Haha, you're funny when you play like this! Good work! 😂

  • @TheLondonLass
    @TheLondonLass 6 лет назад +4

    I need to make an inspirational Pinterest image with "there are no lollipops in life" on it!

  • @TheoDouglasArt
    @TheoDouglasArt 5 лет назад

    Love the noises the books make

  • @christina2393
    @christina2393 6 лет назад +3

    Thank you this really helps

  • @emilyt6834
    @emilyt6834 6 лет назад

    These are my favorite role plays you do ! 💖

  • @anasofiaramirez8134
    @anasofiaramirez8134 6 лет назад +1

    I would love a "Charity reacts to 'librarian talking shit,'" that would be so entertaining

  • @karenisaacson5120
    @karenisaacson5120 3 года назад

    "Go get bent." Mary you are my HERO!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @hana.9271
    @hana.9271 6 лет назад

    Just in time for bed! 😊 Reminds me of my old school librarian who acted exactly like this 😂 we weren’t even allowed to giggle or we would be kicked out!

  • @knittyfreckles9013
    @knittyfreckles9013 6 лет назад

    OMG!!! Love your role plays!!! In my mind Charity is SO the granddaughter of Carol and this cranky librarian is nclearly the granddaughter of Gertrude!!! OR maybe the librarian is the older sister of Harvest...I mean all these women are from small town North Carolina so CLEARLY they must be related &/connected. (Notice I did NOT put Lynette in the mix because she always comes with her family in tow 🤣🤣🤣)

  • @siobhanmay278
    @siobhanmay278 6 лет назад +4

    Do you have anymore neighbourhood gossip which may or may not be happening 🙄

  • @irmaaa2125
    @irmaaa2125 6 лет назад

    Omg I literally watched this 3 times! 😂 I love it, hilarious!

  • @ASMRAlly
    @ASMRAlly 6 лет назад

    Love your role plays so much

  • @jhondee9557
    @jhondee9557 6 лет назад +1

    This is my second favourite character after 1940s gossip lady ❤

  • @ItsMonaIisa
    @ItsMonaIisa 4 года назад +1

    She is my favourite character

  • @nothing4uulol
    @nothing4uulol 6 лет назад +13

    Just in time for bed 🤗🤗

  • @jillanehogard5896
    @jillanehogard5896 6 лет назад

    Oh goody! One of my favorite role plays!

  • @amyblackwell3554
    @amyblackwell3554 6 лет назад +1

    How did you know I was shuffling around???? I stopped immediately!! :) hehehe....you are awesome!!

  • @OpalWhispersASMR
    @OpalWhispersASMR 6 лет назад +1

    These role plays are funny and entertaining but I can’t relax 😂 I feel like I’m in trouble and it’s giving me irrational anxiety lol

  • @sunlightangel87
    @sunlightangel87 5 лет назад

    There is a librarian (man) who works at my library,and he behaves a bit like this. Don't dare tell him that you're bringing your books to the counter because you once used the book drop and the book you turned in was listed as overdue or lost. This library is notorious for shelving books in the wrong place without checking them in first. Many many customers have had that experience where they've had to pay lost book fines or argue the charges because they used the book drop and one of their books disappeared. Anyway this librarian will be somewhat cordial until you bring up the book drop. And I swear he remembers who brought up the book drop subject because all the times after this that I've visited and brought the books to the counter, he's pursed his lips and silently checked my books in, and if he returns my smile it's one of those tight forced ones.
    I do hope to one day work at that library. I might after he's retired. (He's an elderly gentleman who has worked at this library for decades so I imagine he'll retire one of these days)
    This whole video made me laugh, and I think what made it funnier was that fact that I was so reminded of our neighborhood librarian.
    Nicely done!

  • @littleblackinkdrop31
    @littleblackinkdrop31 6 лет назад +1

    Hilarious :) these roleplays always make my day :)

  • @laylaslife9492
    @laylaslife9492 5 лет назад

    11:53 she says “ you’d probably be prettier if you lost a couple pounds” dude I bout loosed my crap😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @orlando1a1
    @orlando1a1 6 лет назад

    I think the librarian has gotten meaner - I love her!

  • @caprisuntm4011
    @caprisuntm4011 6 лет назад

    “Would you like to know about Santa?” skshskdh im wheezing

  • @anasofiaramirez8134
    @anasofiaramirez8134 6 лет назад

    "ASSmr" hahaha. I love your videos, I can't get enough of them

  • @TheyfoundRickGrimes
    @TheyfoundRickGrimes 6 лет назад +1

    Omg - the sass!! That poor intern lol 😲

  • @FITF97
    @FITF97 6 лет назад +1

    These aren't bitchy, they're what everyone who works at customer service would like to say to customers at times, but we can't 😭😂

  • @megreads824
    @megreads824 6 лет назад

    Someone needs to give this grouchy lady a puppy or kitten for Christmas!

  • @kyliewebb2019
    @kyliewebb2019 6 лет назад +1

    This is how I feel talking to my customers at work 😂😂

  • @amyharriman4198
    @amyharriman4198 6 лет назад

    HAHAHAHA!!!You are fantastic!!!ASMR and entertainment. Perfect.

  • @SkyleonMK7
    @SkyleonMK7 6 лет назад

    The kid with the lolliplop :( heartless this woman!

  • @samdoucette3259
    @samdoucette3259 6 лет назад +1

    Just put the baby to bed. So glad to see this 😍

  • @christophercoleman3980
    @christophercoleman3980 6 лет назад +4

    i love it go mary you rock girl.

  • @kamvt1972
    @kamvt1972 5 лет назад

    Ha!! "You were nearly late!" You really could do SNL...hilarious.

  • @anka8357
    @anka8357 6 лет назад

    Oh yes !! My favourite librarian is back 🤣

  • @Debrrrs
    @Debrrrs 6 лет назад

    Bitchy Librarian is my spirit animal.

  • @finn_frs
    @finn_frs 6 лет назад +1

    Is it bad that shes perfect at this?

  • @KaylinPendergrass
    @KaylinPendergrass 6 лет назад

    Okay I’m LIVING for this hahah

  • @ellymay7238
    @ellymay7238 5 лет назад

    I feel like she should make a regular appearance. Lol. Just have a random video about anything and have her pop up. Because she keeps getting fired and having to change jobs. Lol
    That would be such a cute continuing role play
    SouthernASMR Sounds

  • @caoimheoleary9781
    @caoimheoleary9781 6 лет назад +1

    Loved this

  • @bbrockRailFan
    @bbrockRailFan 4 года назад

    ROFL - Big lumbering oafish man, that's me LOL

  • @vinogradnaja
    @vinogradnaja 5 лет назад

    Masterpiece!

  • @goddessasmr2545
    @goddessasmr2545 6 лет назад +1

    Yay! New videos!!

  • @timemaster9552
    @timemaster9552 6 лет назад

    Oh it’ll be the day charity walked in

  • @cinda-sp5eo
    @cinda-sp5eo 6 лет назад

    love your work

  • @rachelelizabeth201
    @rachelelizabeth201 6 лет назад

    Laughing my ass off and getting tingles at the same time lol

  • @mari6870
    @mari6870 6 лет назад +2

    😂🖤📖📚 you are the Best.

  • @Saps127
    @Saps127 6 лет назад +1

    6:10 yesss Star Trek

  • @richardcrane4094
    @richardcrane4094 6 лет назад

    love your roleplays, very funny...