Oh Mary, you are the best. I have to ask, do you have any idea what you're gonna say in these videos? notes/script ? or just an idea or something? or do you literally make it up as you go? You really should be on television. I love it. Thank you.
@@SouthernASMRSounds Far too talented to be restricted to RUclips. I alternate between tingles and falling off my chair laughing when you do one of these videos. Love every one of them though.
Dem acting skills, tho. You make the conversations sound so authentic! The way you lead us to assume the roles of different customers... just wow. Thanks for another great video!
Absolutely love your librarian videos! The crinkly sounds of the dust covers, the page turning, and the typing are some of my favorite triggers!! 🥰 keep up the amazing work Mary! ❤️👍🏻
Gaaasp okay okay this is officially going to be an amazing week because it has opened with my favorite character. Bless her. As an English teacher of 14 Year olds I just feel her in my bones. This level of done with life calm. Yes. Me too, sister.
Her auburn bowl cut shimmered angrily, thus matching her sparkling eyes. Being a detective, I tried to make a connection with the assailant. I endeared myself to her by complimenting her very festive goose. "What I can't understand, ma'am, is what keeps you here at the library if the customers cause you such murderous rage? Why deal with ppl who damage books or even (god forbid) steal the literature?" An eerie, cold smile spread across her face. "What keeps me here, you ask?" she paused, her pupils dilated, my heart nearly stopped beating. "The thrill of huntin' em down."
Mary, I am so glad I found your channel about a year and a half ago. You are one of the most creative and amazing people out there! I LOVE the variety of your videos and all of your different characters just crack me up. You have an amazing sense of humor and you are so talented! THANK YOU for all the time and effort you put into all of your videos for us! We appreciate it more than you will ever know!
I laughed out loud a few times listening to this. I was lying down with my eyes closed to enjoy the sounds, and it was so fun so be sleepy but still be cracking up at your humor. Thank you! 💜
This was the only Christmas gift I needed! Cranky Librarian is my favorite youtube video ever!!! Thanks so much, Ms Mary, funnier every time I see her! :D
My favorite character, hands down. I have watched the librarian role plays an embarrassing number of times. I don’t know what it is about aggressive attitude that lulls me to sleep...reminds me of my childhood lol
You are indeed priceless. LOL! You've been my go-to channel for a while now. I really enjoy shopping, straightening and laughing with you. Thank you for all of the joy you bring and Merry Christmas!!
I love it, We can see your talent in every video, but it really shines in vids like this. Your talent ,creativity, Humor, makes you one of the best Asmr artists On youtube!!!🤠🤠🤠
I cannot. Stop. Watching this video. The three looks w pauses in between after, “They never caught that guy.” My god, the impeccable timing. Hilarious and also so soothing.
Wow you are an amazing actor! This librarian is so funny! I'm laughing so hard. People with the angry librarian's personality are so funny to me. Though they are extremely rude and makes uncalled for comments, they are blunt. Being blunt isn't necessarily a bad thing lol. She does her job but wants to have as little customer interaction as possible 😂😂
That would so be me if I worked in a library! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have the same attitude and amount of Christmas cheer myself right now!! You are an absolute genius 👏👏👏
“Alright, mayor.” “Is that a sexy book?” “B as in Bitch?” You had me dying so many times, how am I supposed to sleep when I’m laughing so hard. 😂😂🤣 serial killer librarian is my favorite of your personas. Lmao
Well, that ending got to me a bit . She really needs someone to show her some true kindness. I just hope that she has money for the hotel. Happy Solstice !
Our fav librarian is soon off to sow some wild oats in her most daring button down in Sin City; I'm ecstatic she got what she wanted for Christmas!!🤗🎁🎍
Not even a minute in and she’s going off 🤣
She's so funny and bitchy I loveeee
you could be the grumpiest person ever and you’re still adorable and wholesome
I am a librarian and I am pleased to see that my role model is back!
How you haven’t got a job in acting I will never know 🤷🏼♂️ by far my favourite ASMR creator on youtube
I have been saying that for years about Mary 100% agree with you
Me tooo
Well, I know who’s not getting a bottle of Dollar Tree “Nice Lady” perfume for Secret Santa this year. LOL!!!
I shouldn't have laughed so hard at "is this a sexy book?"
Oh Mary, you are the best. I have to ask, do you have any idea what you're gonna say in these videos? notes/script ? or just an idea or something? or do you literally make it up as you go? You really should be on television. I love it. Thank you.
Thank you! I make it up as I go along. I grabbed a bag of chocolates and some library books and just started talking.
@@SouthernASMRSounds Far too talented to be restricted to RUclips. I alternate between tingles and falling off my chair laughing when you do one of these videos. Love every one of them though.
Dem acting skills, tho. You make the conversations sound so authentic! The way you lead us to assume the roles of different customers... just wow. Thanks for another great video!
Is that a ducky sweater? 😭❤️
Hooray! She's back. So glad to see this character again, she's my favorite.
She is golden! I love her grumpy sayings. A natural delight to me.
I laughed so hard lol I swear this is the checkout lady at my local grocery store!!
I was a librarian for 10 years and this brought back memories lol. I had multiple people ask me for coffee lol!
No one embodies their role play characters like Mary!
More than a roleplay, this is an actor's performance.
@@AuroraPhoenixx agreed. Her comedic timing is on point as if every emotionally damaged character in her arsenal has its own stream of consciousness.
I don't know why but it's extremely satisfying hearing you roast imaginary people 😂
Absolutely love your librarian videos! The crinkly sounds of the dust covers, the page turning, and the typing are some of my favorite triggers!! 🥰 keep up the amazing work Mary! ❤️👍🏻
You should do a *Crazy Cat Lady* skit 😂
Isn't that what the Gossip lady is but with a Phone instead?
Chap snap and face tube I'm crying 😂😂😂
I had to double look, I literally thought you was Ann Robinson from the weakest link. Omg I love the look so much ❤️
See where your going with that but Mary is much much better looking than Ann Robinson
fattwat1 agreed :)
Love your role plays you are very cute librarian you're the best Mary 💕🍡💞☺🐱💕
Cathy Lee your the best!!! I love your comments!! 💗
@@keeleowen2978 Thank you for the kind words your the best also ☺💕🎅💕
LMAO "is this a sexy book" "were you doing something with it back there? :D :D :D :D
That made me laugh :D
Someone needs to jingle her bells for Christmas. Ok I just watched the ending and almost cried.
“you only count 13? the other two is the sparkles in my eyes” oh mary how i love you 😂😂💓
"Some glittery woman" LOVE IT!!!😂❤❤🤣😄🎍🎁
Oh WOW. My favorite!! My ENTIRE weekend is made. Seriously. I LOVE her!! Thank you Mary SO much!! 😍🤩
Gaaasp okay okay this is officially going to be an amazing week because it has opened with my favorite character. Bless her. As an English teacher of 14 Year olds I just feel her in my bones. This level of done with life calm. Yes. Me too, sister.
Just have to add that the entire murder mystery segment had me giggling enough to bother even the deaf cat.
Sorry for commenting again but awwww at the end. 🥰
Her auburn bowl cut shimmered angrily, thus matching her sparkling eyes. Being a detective, I tried to make a connection with the assailant. I endeared myself to her by complimenting her very festive goose.
"What I can't understand, ma'am, is what keeps you here at the library if the customers cause you such murderous rage? Why deal with ppl who damage books or even (god forbid) steal the literature?"
An eerie, cold smile spread across her face. "What keeps me here, you ask?" she paused, her pupils dilated, my heart nearly stopped beating.
"The thrill of huntin' em down."
Delaney Storm Brown 😂😂😂
I'm impressed! That's a very vivid little slice of detective fiction. I can picture this scene straight out of a crime spoof movie.
Mary, I am so glad I found your channel about a year and a half ago. You are one of the most creative and amazing people out there! I LOVE the variety of your videos and all of your different characters just crack me up. You have an amazing sense of humor and you are so talented! THANK YOU for all the time and effort you put into all of your videos for us! We appreciate it more than you will ever know!
Thank you so much!
The people who disliked this video must have overdue books 🤷🏼♀️👩🏼🏫
I laughed out loud a few times listening to this. I was lying down with my eyes closed to enjoy the sounds, and it was so fun so be sleepy but still be cracking up at your humor. Thank you! 💜
This was the only Christmas gift I needed! Cranky Librarian is my favorite youtube video ever!!! Thanks so much, Ms Mary, funnier every time I see her! :D
I love your acting skills, so awesome. You have so many talents ❤. Such a grumpy librarian but at the same time super charming 😂😍.
That sweater is everything 😁 “You’re checking out books about murder...”. Good thing you haven’t seen my Kindle library or Netflix history 😂
I’m always fully invested in the actual video even though I use it for ASMR 😂
Librarians always have that haircut 💀
My favorite character, hands down. I have watched the librarian role plays an embarrassing number of times. I don’t know what it is about aggressive attitude that lulls me to sleep...reminds me of my childhood lol
I see way too much of myself in the grumpy librarian! 😂
Debra VB me too (if I could talk to customers that way!! Lmao)
We all need a good laugh during this Holiday Season and you had me laughing out loud. Thanks for this video and Merry Christmas to you. 🎅🏻🎄
Person from a farm?
Glittery lady?
Is this the cross over we've dreamt of?
You are indeed priceless. LOL! You've been my go-to channel for a while now. I really enjoy shopping, straightening and laughing with you.
Thank you for all of the joy you bring and Merry Christmas!!
You and The White Rabbit ASMR are my favorite asmr actors! 😍 It's so amazing what you both come up with!
I got a surprise too! A grumpy librarian video just in time for Christmas
💕💕💕💕
Ok settling in to watch
I love it, We can see your talent in every video, but it really shines in vids like this. Your talent ,creativity, Humor, makes you one of the best Asmr artists On youtube!!!🤠🤠🤠
Oh, the ending! God that was lovely. Thank you Mary!
As a librarian myself, I love the grumpy librarian, she’s my favorite 😉💕 📚
I cannot. Stop. Watching this video. The three looks w pauses in between after, “They never caught that guy.” My god, the impeccable timing. Hilarious and also so soothing.
8 seconds and tingling already
My favorite baddie is BACK!!!!
“Alright, Mayor, bye!” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead!
I am obsessed with the goose sweater
Wow you are an amazing actor!
This librarian is so funny! I'm laughing so hard. People with the angry librarian's personality are so funny to me. Though they are extremely rude and makes uncalled for comments, they are blunt. Being blunt isn't necessarily a bad thing lol. She does her job but wants to have as little customer interaction as possible 😂😂
Wow love your sweater! And that attidude, madam!
Mary you should do another late Night vlog style where you follow the cats around that was so peaceful
"Your secret's safe with me" made me laugh 😂
I can't get enough of your librarian roleplays
This is so adorable, creative, and well-done. I legit LMAO!
“If you want coffee… why are you here?” Floored me XD
I love happy endings!!
3:02 :O all the characters are from the same universe? :O
Yep!
That goose sweater is epic.
Watched this last night and she had me rolling in bed 😂 I almost woke up my family!
That would so be me if I worked in a library! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have the same attitude and amount of Christmas cheer myself right now!! You are an absolute genius 👏👏👏
6:50 - this made me laugh it was too funny
Her surprise made me cry!
OMG is that duck embroidered to the sweater? It’s lovely! ❤️ it has my rubber ducks’ approval 😄
It's actually woven into the sweater. It's divine!
11:35 I’m trying to sleep I should not be laughing 😭
Somebody done goosed our favorite librarian, how bloody dare they!!!😆
Please do a follow-up video of the grouchy librarian playing Mrs. Santa Clause for storytime!
Love this character! ❤😂❤
my favourite role plays are the librarian ones!!! love your outfit!!!
Literally teared up at the end omg
“Alright, mayor.”
“Is that a sexy book?”
“B as in Bitch?”
You had me dying so many times, how am I supposed to sleep when I’m laughing so hard. 😂😂🤣 serial killer librarian is my favorite of your personas. Lmao
You know this is stuck together...Is this a sexy book
This lovely queen needs a name... perhaps Nancy or Gina. Maybe Pearl?
Well, that ending got to me a bit . She really needs someone to show her some true kindness. I just hope that she has money for the hotel. Happy Solstice !
This movie... It must be Tom Cruise 🤣 priceless.
“4B, B as in bitch!” Oh my God so funny 😂
Omg thank you so much for bringing her back!
Our fav librarian is soon off to sow some wild oats in her most daring button down in Sin City; I'm ecstatic she got what she wanted for Christmas!!🤗🎁🎍
The beginning of the video had me 🤣🤣🤣... love your video's mary
I love this character.
*First yay! Happy holidays everyone!!!*
I am always so excited to see your videos! Thank you for these amazing gems. Merry Christmas 🎅🏻❤️⭐️🎄🎁
She is my favourite character. 💛
I LOVE YOUR VIDS ❤️
Lol Mayor, one of the biggest plot twists yet
Our queen is back
I was fighting so hard to not fall asleep , i didn’t want to miss a thing 😂. Thank you , you are amazing 😍
She so mean and dry for no reason 😂
You are really the best, Mary!
32:50 - this is what I sound and look like when they ask me if I am ready for Christmas
You make me laugh so much 🤣👏
The other two Christmas items🤩
Merry Christmas, Mary! I wonder how's Charity's Christmas 💎
I love this video so much!
“Apartment 4B, as in bitch?” 😂😂😂
This was great! 😂❤️
Can u please do a nice librarian role this one was awesome
love the duck sweater. 😁💕
this is so good