ASMR | Grumpy Librarian Gets a Christmas Surprise

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 166

  • @reneelovve640
    @reneelovve640 4 года назад +228

    Not even a minute in and she’s going off 🤣

    • @annabell2717
      @annabell2717 4 года назад +3

      She's so funny and bitchy I loveeee

  • @emmagrace9000
    @emmagrace9000 4 года назад +98

    you could be the grumpiest person ever and you’re still adorable and wholesome

  • @TheLondonLass
    @TheLondonLass 4 года назад +81

    I am a librarian and I am pleased to see that my role model is back!

  • @liamsun2
    @liamsun2 4 года назад +111

    How you haven’t got a job in acting I will never know 🤷🏼‍♂️ by far my favourite ASMR creator on youtube

    • @fattwat1
      @fattwat1 4 года назад +7

      I have been saying that for years about Mary 100% agree with you

    • @LanaLightist
      @LanaLightist 4 года назад +2

      Me tooo

  • @Robertoni7
    @Robertoni7 4 года назад +75

    Well, I know who’s not getting a bottle of Dollar Tree “Nice Lady” perfume for Secret Santa this year. LOL!!!

  • @The_real_lucas_french7
    @The_real_lucas_french7 4 года назад +48

    I shouldn't have laughed so hard at "is this a sexy book?"

  • @taylor8199
    @taylor8199 4 года назад +48

    Oh Mary, you are the best. I have to ask, do you have any idea what you're gonna say in these videos? notes/script ? or just an idea or something? or do you literally make it up as you go? You really should be on television. I love it. Thank you.

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  4 года назад +20

      Thank you! I make it up as I go along. I grabbed a bag of chocolates and some library books and just started talking.

    • @taylor8199
      @taylor8199 4 года назад +5

      @@SouthernASMRSounds Far too talented to be restricted to RUclips. I alternate between tingles and falling off my chair laughing when you do one of these videos. Love every one of them though.

  • @umekara3889
    @umekara3889 4 года назад +21

    Dem acting skills, tho. You make the conversations sound so authentic! The way you lead us to assume the roles of different customers... just wow. Thanks for another great video!

  • @hailleylikestoread
    @hailleylikestoread 4 года назад +48

    Is that a ducky sweater? 😭❤️

  • @Slimd613
    @Slimd613 4 года назад +16

    Hooray! She's back. So glad to see this character again, she's my favorite.

  • @sandramarten5605
    @sandramarten5605 4 года назад +3

    She is golden! I love her grumpy sayings. A natural delight to me.

  • @Jordan-jj
    @Jordan-jj 4 года назад +33

    I laughed so hard lol I swear this is the checkout lady at my local grocery store!!

  • @Cassieheartswilford
    @Cassieheartswilford 4 года назад +9

    I was a librarian for 10 years and this brought back memories lol. I had multiple people ask me for coffee lol!

  • @jessfromsheff9585
    @jessfromsheff9585 4 года назад +29

    No one embodies their role play characters like Mary!

    • @AuroraPhoenixx
      @AuroraPhoenixx 4 года назад +3

      More than a roleplay, this is an actor's performance.

    • @tamig.8750
      @tamig.8750 4 года назад +2

      @@AuroraPhoenixx agreed. Her comedic timing is on point as if every emotionally damaged character in her arsenal has its own stream of consciousness.

  • @KiJiHoon
    @KiJiHoon 4 года назад +14

    I don't know why but it's extremely satisfying hearing you roast imaginary people 😂

  • @domenicavallone28
    @domenicavallone28 4 года назад +8

    Absolutely love your librarian videos! The crinkly sounds of the dust covers, the page turning, and the typing are some of my favorite triggers!! 🥰 keep up the amazing work Mary! ❤️👍🏻

  • @MsKittyGirl2010
    @MsKittyGirl2010 4 года назад +48

    You should do a *Crazy Cat Lady* skit 😂

    • @Quartz_111
      @Quartz_111 4 года назад +1

      Isn't that what the Gossip lady is but with a Phone instead?

  • @brookedelyn9347
    @brookedelyn9347 4 года назад +15

    Chap snap and face tube I'm crying 😂😂😂

  • @beckylea4888
    @beckylea4888 4 года назад +23

    I had to double look, I literally thought you was Ann Robinson from the weakest link. Omg I love the look so much ❤️

    • @fattwat1
      @fattwat1 4 года назад +4

      See where your going with that but Mary is much much better looking than Ann Robinson

    • @beckylea4888
      @beckylea4888 4 года назад +1

      fattwat1 agreed :)

  • @cathylee5840
    @cathylee5840 4 года назад +26

    Love your role plays you are very cute librarian you're the best Mary 💕🍡💞☺🐱💕

    • @keeleowen2978
      @keeleowen2978 4 года назад +3

      Cathy Lee your the best!!! I love your comments!! 💗

    • @cathylee5840
      @cathylee5840 4 года назад +3

      @@keeleowen2978 Thank you for the kind words your the best also ☺💕🎅💕

  • @CreeSweetSage61
    @CreeSweetSage61 4 года назад +12

    LMAO "is this a sexy book" "were you doing something with it back there? :D :D :D :D
    That made me laugh :D

  • @ynz3713
    @ynz3713 4 года назад +5

    Someone needs to jingle her bells for Christmas. Ok I just watched the ending and almost cried.

  • @wheresmytea1482
    @wheresmytea1482 4 года назад +4

    “you only count 13? the other two is the sparkles in my eyes” oh mary how i love you 😂😂💓

  • @rasaan2011
    @rasaan2011 4 года назад +5

    "Some glittery woman" LOVE IT!!!😂❤❤🤣😄🎍🎁

  • @JackW42
    @JackW42 4 года назад +9

    Oh WOW. My favorite!! My ENTIRE weekend is made. Seriously. I LOVE her!! Thank you Mary SO much!! 😍🤩

  • @talkingtomeowself
    @talkingtomeowself 4 года назад +8

    Gaaasp okay okay this is officially going to be an amazing week because it has opened with my favorite character. Bless her. As an English teacher of 14 Year olds I just feel her in my bones. This level of done with life calm. Yes. Me too, sister.

    • @talkingtomeowself
      @talkingtomeowself 4 года назад +4

      Just have to add that the entire murder mystery segment had me giggling enough to bother even the deaf cat.

  • @JackW42
    @JackW42 4 года назад +14

    Sorry for commenting again but awwww at the end. 🥰

  • @delaneystorm
    @delaneystorm 4 года назад +6

    Her auburn bowl cut shimmered angrily, thus matching her sparkling eyes. Being a detective, I tried to make a connection with the assailant. I endeared myself to her by complimenting her very festive goose.
    "What I can't understand, ma'am, is what keeps you here at the library if the customers cause you such murderous rage? Why deal with ppl who damage books or even (god forbid) steal the literature?"
    An eerie, cold smile spread across her face. "What keeps me here, you ask?" she paused, her pupils dilated, my heart nearly stopped beating.
    "The thrill of huntin' em down."

    • @kelsieasmr
      @kelsieasmr 4 года назад +1

      Delaney Storm Brown 😂😂😂

    • @tamig.8750
      @tamig.8750 4 года назад +2

      I'm impressed! That's a very vivid little slice of detective fiction. I can picture this scene straight out of a crime spoof movie.

  • @nicolerm
    @nicolerm 4 года назад

    Mary, I am so glad I found your channel about a year and a half ago. You are one of the most creative and amazing people out there! I LOVE the variety of your videos and all of your different characters just crack me up. You have an amazing sense of humor and you are so talented! THANK YOU for all the time and effort you put into all of your videos for us! We appreciate it more than you will ever know!

  • @kalestixxs6256
    @kalestixxs6256 4 года назад +13

    The people who disliked this video must have overdue books 🤷🏼‍♀️👩🏼‍🏫

  • @annmariewhelan
    @annmariewhelan 4 года назад +6

    I laughed out loud a few times listening to this. I was lying down with my eyes closed to enjoy the sounds, and it was so fun so be sleepy but still be cracking up at your humor. Thank you! 💜

  • @frostybaby13
    @frostybaby13 4 года назад +1

    This was the only Christmas gift I needed! Cranky Librarian is my favorite youtube video ever!!! Thanks so much, Ms Mary, funnier every time I see her! :D

  • @Emma-zr2ij
    @Emma-zr2ij 4 года назад +3

    I love your acting skills, so awesome. You have so many talents ❤. Such a grumpy librarian but at the same time super charming 😂😍.

  • @beckyriddle6650
    @beckyriddle6650 4 года назад +4

    That sweater is everything 😁 “You’re checking out books about murder...”. Good thing you haven’t seen my Kindle library or Netflix history 😂

  • @NiceBowser
    @NiceBowser 4 года назад +1

    I’m always fully invested in the actual video even though I use it for ASMR 😂

  • @idk207
    @idk207 4 года назад +12

    Librarians always have that haircut 💀

  • @parryyotter
    @parryyotter 4 года назад +3

    My favorite character, hands down. I have watched the librarian role plays an embarrassing number of times. I don’t know what it is about aggressive attitude that lulls me to sleep...reminds me of my childhood lol

  • @Debrrrs
    @Debrrrs 4 года назад +5

    I see way too much of myself in the grumpy librarian! 😂

    • @soapforthesoul
      @soapforthesoul 4 года назад

      Debra VB me too (if I could talk to customers that way!! Lmao)

  • @pattim9617
    @pattim9617 4 года назад +4

    We all need a good laugh during this Holiday Season and you had me laughing out loud. Thanks for this video and Merry Christmas to you. 🎅🏻🎄

  • @Quartz_111
    @Quartz_111 4 года назад +4

    Person from a farm?
    Glittery lady?
    Is this the cross over we've dreamt of?

  • @paulaleckey1968
    @paulaleckey1968 4 года назад

    You are indeed priceless. LOL! You've been my go-to channel for a while now. I really enjoy shopping, straightening and laughing with you.
    Thank you for all of the joy you bring and Merry Christmas!!

  • @hessjickey
    @hessjickey 4 года назад +2

    You and The White Rabbit ASMR are my favorite asmr actors! 😍 It's so amazing what you both come up with!

  • @alycatnessasmr3423
    @alycatnessasmr3423 4 года назад +3

    I got a surprise too! A grumpy librarian video just in time for Christmas
    💕💕💕💕
    Ok settling in to watch

  • @bubbajames205
    @bubbajames205 4 года назад +2

    I love it, We can see your talent in every video, but it really shines in vids like this. Your talent ,creativity, Humor, makes you one of the best Asmr artists On youtube!!!🤠🤠🤠

  • @Capricorn152
    @Capricorn152 4 года назад

    Oh, the ending! God that was lovely. Thank you Mary!

  • @chantal5676
    @chantal5676 4 года назад +1

    As a librarian myself, I love the grumpy librarian, she’s my favorite 😉💕 📚

  • @elielliso
    @elielliso 4 года назад

    I cannot. Stop. Watching this video. The three looks w pauses in between after, “They never caught that guy.” My god, the impeccable timing. Hilarious and also so soothing.

  • @goncalolima308
    @goncalolima308 4 года назад +9

    8 seconds and tingling already

  • @UncleMarco
    @UncleMarco 4 года назад +7

    My favorite baddie is BACK!!!!

  • @amberrrr762
    @amberrrr762 4 года назад +2

    “Alright, Mayor, bye!” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead!

  • @chyrellemorris6924
    @chyrellemorris6924 4 года назад +2

    I am obsessed with the goose sweater

  • @dreytitan5905
    @dreytitan5905 4 года назад +2

    Wow you are an amazing actor!
    This librarian is so funny! I'm laughing so hard. People with the angry librarian's personality are so funny to me. Though they are extremely rude and makes uncalled for comments, they are blunt. Being blunt isn't necessarily a bad thing lol. She does her job but wants to have as little customer interaction as possible 😂😂

  • @user-mb7jj1op1d
    @user-mb7jj1op1d 4 года назад +6

    Wow love your sweater! And that attidude, madam!

  • @grgumgee1
    @grgumgee1 4 года назад

    Mary you should do another late Night vlog style where you follow the cats around that was so peaceful

  • @sylwiab1156
    @sylwiab1156 4 года назад +1

    "Your secret's safe with me" made me laugh 😂

  • @Kellymlecker
    @Kellymlecker 4 года назад

    I can't get enough of your librarian roleplays

  • @tinatingles5419
    @tinatingles5419 4 года назад +1

    This is so adorable, creative, and well-done. I legit LMAO!

  • @rokinjaguar
    @rokinjaguar 2 года назад

    “If you want coffee… why are you here?” Floored me XD

  • @Keke88
    @Keke88 4 года назад +1

    I love happy endings!!

  • @TheRICKY85
    @TheRICKY85 4 года назад +5

    3:02 :O all the characters are from the same universe? :O

  • @lexismommy1228
    @lexismommy1228 4 года назад +1

    That goose sweater is epic.

  • @Hfreed84
    @Hfreed84 4 года назад +1

    Watched this last night and she had me rolling in bed 😂 I almost woke up my family!

  • @bexxy2407
    @bexxy2407 4 года назад

    That would so be me if I worked in a library! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have the same attitude and amount of Christmas cheer myself right now!! You are an absolute genius 👏👏👏

  • @kimberlygiron6907
    @kimberlygiron6907 4 года назад +4

    6:50 - this made me laugh it was too funny

  • @jillanehogard5896
    @jillanehogard5896 4 года назад

    Her surprise made me cry!

  • @EveliinaN97
    @EveliinaN97 4 года назад +1

    OMG is that duck embroidered to the sweater? It’s lovely! ❤️ it has my rubber ducks’ approval 😄

  • @LanaLightist
    @LanaLightist 4 года назад +4

    11:35 I’m trying to sleep I should not be laughing 😭

  • @rasaan2011
    @rasaan2011 4 года назад +1

    Somebody done goosed our favorite librarian, how bloody dare they!!!😆

  • @annadau8612
    @annadau8612 4 года назад

    Please do a follow-up video of the grouchy librarian playing Mrs. Santa Clause for storytime!

  • @sametoyoutoo8509
    @sametoyoutoo8509 4 года назад +5

    Love this character! ❤😂❤

  • @brynnvictoriiaa
    @brynnvictoriiaa 4 года назад

    my favourite role plays are the librarian ones!!! love your outfit!!!

  • @baalmolech
    @baalmolech 2 года назад

    Literally teared up at the end omg

  • @sevenMOons666
    @sevenMOons666 4 года назад +1

    “Alright, mayor.”
    “Is that a sexy book?”
    “B as in Bitch?”
    You had me dying so many times, how am I supposed to sleep when I’m laughing so hard. 😂😂🤣 serial killer librarian is my favorite of your personas. Lmao

  • @MaskedUgly1
    @MaskedUgly1 4 года назад +2

    You know this is stuck together...Is this a sexy book

  • @HaleyBWheeler
    @HaleyBWheeler 4 года назад +2

    This lovely queen needs a name... perhaps Nancy or Gina. Maybe Pearl?

  • @housewiferevolution4750
    @housewiferevolution4750 4 года назад +1

    Well, that ending got to me a bit . She really needs someone to show her some true kindness. I just hope that she has money for the hotel. Happy Solstice !

  • @monsterdesign1852
    @monsterdesign1852 4 года назад +1

    This movie... It must be Tom Cruise 🤣 priceless.

  • @mommygooglebum2123
    @mommygooglebum2123 4 года назад

    “4B, B as in bitch!” Oh my God so funny 😂

  • @wesleywyatt8073
    @wesleywyatt8073 4 года назад

    Omg thank you so much for bringing her back!

  • @rasaan2011
    @rasaan2011 4 года назад

    Our fav librarian is soon off to sow some wild oats in her most daring button down in Sin City; I'm ecstatic she got what she wanted for Christmas!!🤗🎁🎍

  • @pontiac38gm
    @pontiac38gm 4 года назад +1

    The beginning of the video had me 🤣🤣🤣... love your video's mary

  • @spazmaticme
    @spazmaticme 4 года назад

    I love this character.

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR 4 года назад +5

    *First yay! Happy holidays everyone!!!*

  • @queenhazellina
    @queenhazellina 4 года назад

    I am always so excited to see your videos! Thank you for these amazing gems. Merry Christmas 🎅🏻❤️⭐️🎄🎁

  • @ross5830
    @ross5830 4 года назад

    She is my favourite character. 💛

  • @jaheimpeterson1500
    @jaheimpeterson1500 4 года назад +8

    I LOVE YOUR VIDS ❤️

  • @Thegreenjelousy
    @Thegreenjelousy 4 года назад

    Lol Mayor, one of the biggest plot twists yet

  • @Brenden0600
    @Brenden0600 4 года назад

    Our queen is back

  • @jessicamichiels3582
    @jessicamichiels3582 4 года назад

    I was fighting so hard to not fall asleep , i didn’t want to miss a thing 😂. Thank you , you are amazing 😍

  • @trice1245
    @trice1245 4 года назад

    She so mean and dry for no reason 😂
    You are really the best, Mary!

  • @kimberlygiron6907
    @kimberlygiron6907 4 года назад

    32:50 - this is what I sound and look like when they ask me if I am ready for Christmas

  • @debsone
    @debsone 4 года назад +4

    You make me laugh so much 🤣👏

  • @randomanon888
    @randomanon888 4 года назад

    The other two Christmas items🤩

  • @KittyKatherina
    @KittyKatherina 4 года назад

    Merry Christmas, Mary! I wonder how's Charity's Christmas 💎

  • @vshoaf21
    @vshoaf21 4 года назад

    I love this video so much!

  • @brettmonty7054
    @brettmonty7054 4 года назад

    “Apartment 4B, as in bitch?” 😂😂😂

  • @daniellea1939
    @daniellea1939 4 года назад +2

    This was great! 😂❤️

  • @victoriacherry9745
    @victoriacherry9745 4 года назад

    Can u please do a nice librarian role this one was awesome

  • @andreamercado2443
    @andreamercado2443 4 года назад

    love the duck sweater. 😁💕

  • @cookedfruit
    @cookedfruit 4 года назад +1

    this is so good