What's Wrong With GOOP (Gwyneth's Overload Of Pseudoscience) | Cynical Reviews
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- Опубликовано: 20 апр 2018
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Dude, swear, or don't. Swearing and beeping it is kinda dumb and then leaving "die motherfucker die" unedited is even more baffling... let me ask you... do you say "nukeular"?
If what you said before wasn't enough already, but when you showed 'magically charged' I completely lost it. lol
no, i wouldn't want to stick those stone things up my butt... there are cheaper alternatives that don't infect my anus with magic
If you want to do a series on New Age psychobabble, Deepak Chopra is primed for a good reaming. I always thought it strange that the master of mystical truths needs to put out book after book instead of revealing all in one volume. Also I love the way he gloms to whatever is fashionable in science and grafts it into his lectures.
I'd like the source on that NASA teardown
My image of Tony Stark's perfect and intelligent wife has been forever ruined.
Pepper Potts. Brilliant. Gwenny Paltrow. Dumb actress.
Why? Tony is married to Pepper, not Gwyneth. You should separate actress from her roles
Youre hypocrite. Theyre actors
their personal life shouldnt matter
and if it did
Tony stark is in a way worse position
@@STALKER777LK "you're" "they're"
@@koryonos-geheim-einherii nah dude. Don't even.
“I don’t beleive anything natural can be bad for you.”
Arsenic
Cyanide
Strychnine
Snake venom
Certain berries
Most mushrooms
To name just a few.
Edit: the replies to this are GOLD
Bacteria
viruses
ions
parasite
magma
fire
gravity (XD)
All sorts of animals
The ocean
Berries
Carbon monoxide
Polio
ammonia
Lava
Crude oil it is all good for you right it is natural after all goop
And me 😎
ham flavored lip balm
Smooth
"I don't think anything that's natural can be bad for you"
Nature: *Filled to the brim with toxic and deadly plants and animals*
Ah yes, nature truly does love humanity.
dont forget theres deadly rocks as well
Yeah, mosquitoes. Truly great and healthy for humans. After all, who wouldn't want to have malaria
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Don't forget deadly waters.
_"Oh, little Timmy's got a papercut. Eh, it's fine, nothing serious. We can still go on that beach trip to the Dead Sea!"_
@@Klabbity_Kloots as little timmy krumples up like some paper and dies
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 or the trees that are so toxic that standing under them during rain can kill you
PSA: That's not a Chinese practice. NOT A CHINESE PRACTICE.
Source: Am Chinese
Someone else said this above, but these 'holistic' health things are real fuckin' racist, especially towards asian cultures. It's gross.
Oh herro there! 👋🏻
@@jjs8426 Hello! :)
Wong Jing Hui but Gweneth Paltrow says it and takes large sums of money for it so *it must be true* - sorry, your Chinese heritage has been overruled n
@@ayekantspeylgud Oh no... I shall inform my ancestors immediately. They've got to know over there in the other realm too
I laughed at "item is non returnable" on the page for the Jade egg
IDK why but everything about this video makes me laugh out loud
What did the guy afterwards say though? I didn't understand him :(
"How can the sun be bad for you?"
Skin cancer.
Or in my case...
Add to my color blindness lol. By bleaching colors XD
Joking, skin cancer is terrible. And EVERYONE should use the proper materials to keep their skin safe.
But...but, the sun is the sun!
PureLSD lets launch her into the sun and see how the sun can’t harm her because it’s “natural”
They should really rename sun screen “dangerous uv space laser protectant”
Asbestos and lead are natural but they’ll kill the shit outta you (lead slightly less than asbestos) I’d love to see what she thinks of that.
"Psychic Vampire Repellent, which banishes bad vibes"
This shit sounds more like a surreal meme than a legitimate product
By name and title alone, I imagine it's just garlic fermentation in water; would definitely banish anyone from your immediate vicinity, meaning you'll remain ignorant from bad vibes forever!
And poor Colin Robinson would starve :(. Be kind to your energy vampires, they live only for a hundred years.
Psychic vampires are a term in Satanism. It's a person who manipulates you to do something you don't want to do. I think the Church of Satan needs to sue Goop for their use of that term.
Turns out bad vibes is just the name of a particular vampire and they had a typo to not capitalize it as Bad Vibez
Whenever person unironically uses words like "vibes", his/hers argument is automatically diagnosed because of obvious lack of proper intelligence
"its a natural plant it can't hurt me!"
-first person to ingest hemlock
-First person to ingest some poisonous berries.
-First person to wipe their ass with a gimpygimpy leaf
(licks a nettle)
"Somds gumt may!"
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 "I eated the purple berries. Uh... oooooohhhhhh"
"...How do they taste, Ralph?"
"They taste like BURNING!"
Famous last words.
Barefooting on broken glass while under automatic weapons fire makes you forget you are depressed
Thank you i laughed for 30 seconds straight
or give you tetanus.
Tried it once.....
.....it was not for me.
It's surprisingly effective. However, it has some rather troubling side effects.
John McClane: If you survive the procedure, of course.
I'm no gynocologist but I've got a funny feeling that microorganisms evolved to live in warm moist environments aren't going to be killed off by warmth and moisture.
Well, in medicine, steam is being used for sterilization... of termoresistant materials (bedsheats, clothing, uniforms, metal and glass instruments and containers, etc.). If you were to use it on living tissues at temperatures needed to do the job you would cause massive burns, even more severe ones on the mucous lining of the cavities due to them lacking the corneal layer (stratum corneum) of the skin.
@ElephantsLover I'm not entirely sure so i am going to speculate a bit. To blow something up the vagina or a another orifice i'd assume the source of steam should be close to it. In a spa, steam tends to spread out resulting in smaller concentration of heated water per unit of surface and less heat being transmitted (that is what i'm speculating).
Also, skin has sweat glands which release sweat which aids in cooling, both directly and by covering the the body with electrolyte rich water which further disperses the heat. Sweat also evaporates taking heat it absorbed to do so with it.
Another important distinction is the outermost layer of the epidermis. While histiologically similar, being multi layered squamous epithelial tissue, skin has an additional layer of practically dead skin cells called stratum corneum which offers additional protection.
This doesn't mean that you can injure skin with steam, you can cause burns. It's just that it makes skin more resistant than the more vulnerable vaginal lining.
Andsteam could cause damage to the vaginal microflora (bacteria and fungi which normally live there), i think, resulting in opportunistic and external infections.
@ElephantsLover You're mistaking water vapor for steam, a common mistake. Remember that actual steam is invisible, it's the cooling water vapor that makes the 'steamy' clouds we all know and love~
@Rhiharnah Wilson subscribe to twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
Well I tried this a looooong time ago. It didn’t burn me like others said but it was just..uncomfortable. As shit. My vagina was hot as shit and it did help my cramps (which was terrible) but so does 800mg of ibuprofen sooo🤷🏽♀️. My friend paid for us all to get it and when I found out it was 165$ EACH I was completely blown away she fucking paid that much for 4 of us. Like girl we could’ve sat in a sauna with a bottle of alcohol each and got drunk and had a ball. But instead I was sitting in a chair with steam going up my chuckie listening to some bougie bitch talk about her housekeepers and how life was so hard for her 🤦🏽♀️💆🏽♀️.
Never. Again.
They recommended "the bee facial" where yes bees sting you. People died.
Ha! See Nicholas cage in the abysmal and unnecessary remake of the whicker man.
bUt nOthInG iN nAtUrE iS hArMfuL
@@joannewalker4232 hey, but at least his skin is glowing!
The bees will die too.
"NOT THE BEES!"
A cheap, easy, guilt-free alternative to vaginal steaming!
*B A T H*
Edit: I had no idea baths evoked such strong opinions in people. Relax.
That won't clean Epstein/Weinstein and her Hollywood prostitution out of her snatch, though lol
@@laurasomebody bold of you to assume she wants that gone
@@awesomegaymer5786
😆 valid point
Here's some guilt: Did you know that when you bath, you usually use 100-150 liters of water?!!?
@@lordbanetheplayer8844
Oh man...
3.78L = 1 gal
100L = 26.5 gallon?
Hmm I don't feel guilty for using 25 gallons to bathe...that's less than a water trough for an animal to drink every day. 🤷😊
'' I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you. '' A lion is natural, it can't be that bad if it rips your arm off.
I love how she was saying that about the Sun. The fucking Sun. You know, that massive ball of exploding gases that could incinerate the entire planet at any time.
Smallpox is 100% natural.
I mean, rattlesnake venom is all natural. We should inject that straight into our brains.
Hell, even without going to extremes her comment is absurd. She's talking about the sun- has she never once heard of a sunburn? The sun can totally be bad for you even while a safe distance from it on Earth!
Poison ivy is natural, why not rub that on our vag's?
"I don't believe that anything natural can be bad for you"
YOU CAN'T EAT ROCKS, GWYNETH!
Arsenic is natural but i dont see her pouring herself a cup now do i
Salt
You could just list the entirety of nature. Everything, literally and not figuratively, everything in nature can kill you.
Snake bites aren’t dangerous!
Botulinum toxin is completely natural. Bon Appetit Gwynnie. Seriously she's so thick...
Gwyneth: ,,Nothing natural can be bad for you.“
Uranium: ,,EAAAAAT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!“
🤣🤣🤣
favorite comment ever
“Earthing” is just being grounded but renamed earthing. Lots of people walk barefoot on the grass to ground themselves and reconnect with the present moment (kind of like meditation). Sounds like she ripped off and renamed a bunch of very common practices. (I dabbled in new age as an edgy college kid lol).
walking on grass does nothing. you're just walking, on grass. simple as that.
@@casualcrisis6349 it feels nice, and for some people it's enough to calm themselves, therefore it's used as a meditation technique. It won't magically cure your cancer though, that's for sure.
@@casualcrisis6349 if you struggle with dissociation touching plants/animals can help. You focus on the feeling of it to ground yourself but it's not magic it's just a texture. There's no need to be so dismissive.
That’s how I feel about a lot of this stuff. It’s New Age practices (NOT medicine) repackaged in the worst possible way.
@@Kickiusz Personally I find grass very uncomfortable
Walking barefoot is so healthy!
Hook worms everywhere: "It's true, trust me!"
Foot: *gets cut*
Bacteria: i t s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e
Nonoctoro Smh just put a $200 "healing" crystal from goop and it'll be ok
@@haveagoodday7021 But what about the psychic vampires, man! *whispering* They're coming for me
@@DestinyKiller lock yourself up and line windows and doors with cat piss, they hate that stuff. I guarantee they won't be able to drive you insane that way!
Ringworm t00
Gwenyth: Anything that's natural can't be bad for you.
[Mercury has joined the chat]
[The Sun has joined the chat]
[Arsenic joins the chat]
[Socrates sent you a friend request]
MAMAAAAAAAAA
[Ricin and botulinum toxin has joined the chat]
"I don't see how anything natural can be bad for you."
Every venomous animal on Earth: Am I a joke to you?
She should go eat a handful of water hemlock.
Normal person: You can stick your f***ing crystals where the sun don't shine.
Gwyney Paltrow: Thanks! I'll try that!
"Wait NO!!!"
"how can the sun be bad for you?"
Melanoma has joined the chat
*Skin cancer has entered to chat*
Just read "Earth to Dad"
Edit: if anyone is wondering, Earth to Dad is a book where Earth has gotten closer to the sun and everyone has to where "solar jackets" to not die from the sun's radiation. Tldr: the sun can be dangerous
UV rays have joined the chat
Melanoma? More like Mela-NO-MAM
-Brandon Rogers
Slip slop slap, everybody tanning till the sun attacc
"Anything that's natural can't be bad for you."
Coronavirus would like to know your location
And the Asian giant hornets that are now in the US.
But it's not dangerous tho
Bet she thinks it was created by the government or smthn
Me: takes off shoes runs in the grass
Depression: shit I need to leave
Also me: steps on glass/bee/sharp rock
My foot: pain all I know is pain
If Gwyneth Paltrow wasn't involve in this, everyone would of this "company" as a scam
I also think because her target demographic is mostly fellow 1%ers, we're content to point and laugh while simultaneously weeping over our own lack of funds for a $150 water bottle. If she were targeting a different audience, the pushback would be way more serious (as it should be).
StudioStyx $150 WATERRR
" ancient chinease practice" yes, because everything that is ancient is good i guess? we used to take mercury pills to live longer, or carve out hearts of living sacrifices, i suppose we are to start thata gain because its also a ancient practise
its so annoying how people will call any type of medicine chinese to push their bullshit. the chinese did some stupid medical practises, and yet some people tend to fetishise china and their 'herbal remedies'or some shit. they use medicines like every other countries
Livid Titch technically not all of the ancient chinese herbal medicine are bad. A Nobel prize winner, researched a way to cure a type of viral fever through researching documented ancient chinese medicine. But, yes, a lot of them are hogwash.
TL;DR: old = good is a horrible practice that could end in sacrifices to gods that chase each other in the sky
manh phuc oh yes of course, there are good, genuine chinese practices which i now realise makes it sound like ive brushed them off. i didnt mean to sound as if i was discarding those. i just mean that many chose to use those great ones as a guise for their own scams
The Chinese kill rhinos for their horns for "medicinal" purposes. If a company wants to sell me a "Chinese treatment" or an actual ancient Chinese treatment then they better have a portfolio of legit research papers at the ready to show me it actually works 🤷♂️
Same goes for any other type of treatment or product from anywhere. There's always a shitty scammer or a superstitious belief no matter where you go.
"Nothing natural can hurt you" Im sorry why exactly are we in lockdown again?
Gwenyth Paltrow: nothing natural can be bad for you
Me: nightshade, hemlock, feces, malachite, opium, etc....
The sun
Venomous snakes, poisonous plants/mushrooms, etc.
Radiation
Psychic vampire repellent? Oh yeah I need me some of that. Pesky little things.
They are basically starting a witchhunt by telling people that they are under attack by malevolent wizards.
I hate it when vampires invade my mind
@Todd Foret gottem
I don’t know, I think Danny Torrence and his niece could both stand to benefit from Psychic Vampire Repellant
WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY
good homeopathy: i carry around this quartz because its pretty and makes me feel more confident
bad homeopathy: i carry around this quartz to cure my stage four leukemia!
Good homeopathy: placebo
Bad homeopathy: the rest of homeopathy.
Well, the Federal Board of Health in Germany officially approve homeopathy, so it can't be completely bonkers.
Lalogue: I may have been less than specific about homeopathy.
Just like "medicin" is a wide variety of things, so is homeopathy. LSD was subscribed by psychiatrists for schizophrenia, psychosis, and other severe conditions. Needles to say, the practice was abandoned, along with a lot of other medical practices.
Some homeopathic prescriptions are complete bonkers. Like "crystal water", which is purified water that has been "exposed" to the "healing properties" of various crystals. Even a drunken cat lady can tell, that this is utter nonsense. In fact, these kinds of "cures" make up the vast majority of "homeopathy".
It has been discovered, that some chemical compounds, that are poisonous in higher (or indeed lower) doses, have medical properties if diluted to certain concentrations. A few of these compounds have been approved after rigorous testing, but the practice of homeopathy is not widespread, as few doctors are trained/qualified.
On the other hand: if wearing a crystal in your pocket makes you confident enough to live a good life, feel free to do so, but don't tell the rest of the world, that this crystal cures anything.
Actually healthy: I don't need a bloody piece of rock to make me feel confident. I myself am enough.
@Chatnoir 77888 Beautiful description of a Placebo. Yes they do help.
"how can anything that's natural be bad for you?"
aight i'm off to rub poison ivy all over my bare skin goodbye
There was a "Garfield" comic about Jon walking barefoot outside because he wanted to feel the grass. He was immediately subjected to the real life woes of ants, snakes, hot sidewalks, and gum.
I can’t even collect pretty rocks in peace because of people like her.
They're called minerals!
Yup, the feels are real
@SheGotTerryDavisEyes 82 occult themed stuff? Do share
Geodes and cool rocks/crystals are ruined by these people.
@@l4dfanatic11 Some people like pentagrams and wands because they look cool, which becomes problematic when you want to buy them because you get swarmed by people who actually "practice magic." In quotes because more often than not, they only say they do, and even if they do magic isn't real.
I think there is a difference between people like Gwyneth Paltrow, who sell this stuff mostly for money, and the people who genuinely believe in it. One of my friends believes in crystals and other alternative medicines, but she also has vaccinated all her kids and takes them to doctors regularly. The crystals she only uses for herself (unless someone asks) and she gives them away to friends and family when she thinks it could help. She has made me several "protection" necklaces (which are honestly beautiful) because she wants me to be safe. I think that is completely fine, because she isn't selling me or anyone else anything. She is just using her beliefs to support people she loves. It's as effective as saying "I'll pray for you," so why not?
It's really nice of her to give you jewelry
I must agree. As long as your friend doesn't force her beliefs unto others or exploit the ignorance of others for cash gain, its actually kinda sweet.
I mean if the point is to give you nice jewellery as a gift then why not but if she genuinely thinks it will help you be more healthy then she's the one in need of help.
The mind is a powerful thing,don’t ever doubt it’s power
Well that's nice and all, but she is supporting the industry and that is a problem.
"Alternative medicine" here in Taiwan is in fact a way of life, quite normal to us and sometimes works better than western medical practice -- and a lot of them did come with the immigrants from China. However, Goop is NOT a representation of alternative medicine, it is an embodiment of capitalism.
Well said!
I feel that there is a threshold that most people dont cross. But Goop certainly does!
But alternative medicine don't work like scientific things, there is no research, no factual results, 2 people can do the same thing and just work in 1, there is no universal methodology neither explanation of how this works, alternative medicine is not real medicine, this still can work, but is not reliable
Some homeopathic treatments have therapeutic qualities but they're not usually an alternative for medicine which has active ingredients in the right amount to work. Aspirin for instance is the same chemical found in willow bark, but you'd much rather have an aspirin than willow bark because the synthetic version is safer and more reliable than a natural ingredient which can have different amounts and quality of the active ingredient.
Even then, a lot of homeopathic remedies use the placebo effect which is strong enough that drugs have to outperform the placebo by a certain amount in order to be made available.
68 dollars for a 1 dollar rock at the end.
YUP. THEY SELL THAT.
She even talks about her own company like she’s joking and knows exactly what she’s doing. Yeah we sell this crap Tee he hee.
She is playing "I am just dumb and pretty" card. Hoping, some judge will one day fall for that. Or at least jury would.
Looks like Gwyneth did a goopsie
And now we wait for Steven Spielberg's next movie: The Goopies . . .
Gwen did an OOP
G-OOP?
Those stickers, crystals and some other products could just be a placebo (and work that way), but to make it 50-80 dollars is disgusting. I once bought a totem stone in a First Nation village in Canada when I was very young and on vacation. I carried it with me for years and actually believed in it then. Gave me some comfort when I was being bullied or sad. Of course when I got older, I stopped believing in it. Difference is though: It was like 8 dollars and looked really cool, with a wolf pawprint in the middle.
I will say, I have nothing against holistic medicine, or at least to an extent. As someone who has and knows several people with chronic, pain, functional, and invisible disorders, sometimes you just get failed by doctors and medicines so much you have to change tactics. There's so much we still don't know about so many disorders and diseases and syndromes, you really can't fault people for getting desperate, which is why it really makes my blood boil when someone like Gwen tries to exploit people like us (and I'm in no way saying you were faulting sick people).
Kegel balls are actually a thing. Thats pretty much the only thing that is kind of real, but they cant even get the material right.
Oh, I've seen that. I thought they did it with ping pong balls though.
@@difficultbastard there are different materials, though i imagine ping pong balls are too light. The idea is to have a weight on the vaginal floor, the vagina naturally restricts around the ball to hold it in place, anth you can to your conscious kegel excersizes on top of that. There are metal, plastic, and stone ones ive seen
.......i'm still about 300% sure it's just an excuse to run around with a sex toy shoved in.
@@Potato-qv6hq ...i mean, sure.
@@Potato-qv6hq as someone with a vagina, noooope. Just having something there isn't really anything. Like tampons, just putting stuff in there doesn't really do anything, so it's not a sex toy.
If alternative medacine worked, it would just be called medicine
Yeah, well . . . Until a few years ago, acupuncture was considered a hoax by the Danish health authorities. Now, acupuncture sees widespread use all across the health system. Some forms of alternative medicine does work, and some forms of alternative medicine is just bollocks.
Thomas Raahauge Yes, but now acupuncture is considered a treatment, so it is no longer alternative
@@Maltesfilm exactly. That's the point; what we consider alternative now might just be normalised in a few years.
Gaspard P Yes, that is why we should continue research on different treatments to find out what works, but before the research is done i wouldn’t put my faith in alternative medicine.
@@gaspardp7314 oh so you're suggesting testing experimental treatment on the open market? Rightio
This is why aliens don't invite us to their Intergalactic society.....we're too messed up
"I don't believe anything natural can be bad for you."
Cobras: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Nobody:
The Western Upper Middle Class: *i must insert this spiritual Asian gemstone into my orifices*
Rebecca Sheckel upper middle class? Rich ass movie star
@@mikek4610 The target of this is upper middle class. The seller is the upper class. Remember, you always sell down.
you need to have 80k likes. western upper middle class peeps are cray cray
You've heard of steamed hams, not get ready for:
S t e a m e d c l a m s
Mmmmmm Steamed Clams!
Gives new context for the name Krusty Burger
@@bplup6419 Eeeew! 🤣🤣🤣
Aurora Borealis, in this part of the country, at this time of year, indoors?!
@@jonathanwright8025 May I see it?
Gwynnie finally has the opportunity to use the word vagina correctly, and so she says... Lady parts 🤦🏻♀️
Gwyneth:"I don't think anything that's natural can be bad for you."
Rattlesnakes with their hemotoxic venom:"Yesssssss,it'sssssssss truee."
steam cleaning looks like a yeast infection waiting to happen
I'm a *Dude* and that was my first darn thought when it was (*eeeuck*) described.
I'm a *Dude* and that was my first darn thought when it was (*eeeuck*) described.
You cant get steam, itd be steaming the labia that's it... that happens in a shower already doesnt it?
She found a way to wash Epstein and the others out of herself...
Edit: wrong stein... I think I intended to say Weinstein lol tomayto tomahto ig
Ew. I'm a woman and that's disturbing. It's called a shower or bath. A daily shower or bath. Actually, after this video, I might have to take a shower or bath.
To quote the great Tim Minchin:
"You know what they call alternative medicine that works....?"
"Medicine"
Dara O'Brien has a similar joke.
"We checked all that stuff and what worked became medicine." "Everything else is just some smelly leaves and a nice bowl of soup"
Paraphrasing his joke quite a bit, I'd recommend finding the full clip it's quite funny
That was stupid
@@STALKER777LK nope
@@generalgrievous2202 not a question. Not up to discussion anymore, try a reddit or something.
Paradise Lost so your an anti-vax? Or do you just like alternative medicine?
"No natural things can hurt you."
Me: Ever seen a bear ?
I very rarely wear shoes, to the extent of having a sort of second layer of skin over the soles of my feet, and yet I have both depression and insomnia, I just wanted that out there
"Psychic Vampire Repellent" sounds like something Alex Jones should be selling.
Or Sam Winchester
Oh boy, there's another nutcase.
@@neegas3490 Nah, Dean is definitely the more likely snake oil salesman.
Honestly, if anything, it's only a step or two away from super male vitality pills.
Their business model is pretty much the same actually.
The woman named her kid "Apple".....and I'm supposed to believe she knows what she's talking about??????
I wonder did she named the kid apple because of the fruit or the tech company?
Kel apple is a perfectly nice name, that shouldn’t be the part you have a problem with
Mina F no it's fucking not, I named my first hamster apple when I was like 5.
@@katiebayliss9887 it's still a pretty nice name
@@MinaF99 I agree, Apple is a cute name. I wouldn't name my own kid that, but that's definitely not the reason we should think Goop is BS
"If I covered them all we'd be here until the 2nd coming of Christ." So like another 4 minutes? Because we are clearly in the end of days.
Critic: Raw water is ridiculous and dangerous.
Gwenyth Paltrow: Hold my jade egg.
I'm disturbed by the lack of steamed clam jokes.
Qlayhead mmh hmm steamed clams!
Don't you mean steamed hams?
It's an old family recipe!
Aurora Borealis?!
Gross.
Im an enviromentalist that supports taking a more holistic aproach to things we do and I hate people that sell crap like this because they give the rest of us a bad name.
What kind of holistic approach?
Nihl Lhin I’m a hospice nurse so I’ll toss in my 2 pennies. Some “alternative” things such has yoga, meditations, and acupuncture do show some benefits in cancer patients. Mostly things like reduced stress, anxiety, and pain. The reduction in all these can help reduce the amount of opioid pain medication and anxiety medication needed. Medical marijuana does help improve the symptoms of illnesses. For example, reduce pain, anxiety, and increase the desire for food. Again things that can assist a person in their real treatments of various serious diseases. I’ve never seen or heard of marijuana curing anything though. I do believe that alternative medicine does have a place next to modern medicine and can help promote a healthy lifestyle. With that being said obvious scam companies such as Goop really does a lot of damage to those who buy it. Some people are just damaged because they waste their money on the snake oil they sell. Other could suffer more medicinal issues because their deception. Not good at all
I think one of the best examples of this is essential oil MLMs. They tell you they can cure autism, HIV, and chronic pain-WITH OILS. You know what you get with applying essential oils directly into your skin?
Allergies. And more bullshit if you’re putting it on your kids.
It’s honestly a disgrace.
I agree with you, but one important thing to keep in mind is something the video said: There is no "alternative medicine" there is only medicine that works. Natural remedies that work are not "alternative medicine", they are just medicine. I think it's better to think of it that way because categorizing things into "conventional medicine" and "alternative medicine" gives the idea that no natural remedies are based on scientific evidence, which as Katrina pointed out, is very untrue, or it gives the idea that those who practice conventional medicine do not encourage natural remedies or lifestyle modifications as a cure for disease. They're not 2 competing fields as we are sometimes led to believe, they're all part of the same field meant to reduce morbidity and mortality and promote optimal health.
monkiram yeah. And while pharmaceutical companies are definitely greedy, the entire medical establishment isn’t out to suck people dry.
Companies like Goop-now they’re out to suck you dry
"When she was done stealing awards from much more deserving candidates... " 👌SUBSCRIBED
"If it's natural, it can't be bad for you!"
try ingesting liquid nightshade and get back to me.
"How can anything natural be bad for you?"
*hands her blue ringed octopus*
*she dies*
_C O M E .... T O A U S T R A L I A._
Everything will be so happy to see you!
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Dillon Gamer Botulinum is also quite natural stuff. Yet the most lethal toxin in existence.
Hand her a salad made of Belladonna and Aconite and watch Natural Selection unfold.
I know a few houses with black mold I can sell her for an excessive price.
Cocaine and heroin both come from plants
"Magically charges crystals"
Press x to doubt in witchcraft.
*presses X
"X"
a c t i v a t e d a l m o n d s
So does a full moon and I don't have to pay for that shit lmao
Presses x and prepares the mob to burn the witch
That jade egg will never come out once you forget about it inside of you
4:00
my parents trying to convince me to leave my room bc they think it will suddenly cure all of my mental illness:
thanks for mentioning how Cate Blanchette was robbed for Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love. Shekar Kapur's Elizabeth was brilliant and so was Cate in it.
Emma *She was a Weinstein girl*
But now Cate has lots of great roles after her belt, while Gwyneth is now remembered as a joke. 😎
I forgot she won an Oscar, I was pretty surprised too, I mean she can act but compared to other actresses for an Oscar - really not the same standard/calibre at all
not going to lie- i adored geoffrey rush in shakespeare in love but yup cate nailed it in elizabeth (oh that scene with nimrod playing in the background- chills!)
@@raquel8705 Came here to say that. Thank you. By the way we should have mention how she should have given back the oscar after that obnoxious and embarrassing acceptance speech
Makes you wonder what Pepper is doing to Stark International.
oh god no. I don't even want her to have 12 % of the credit.
Holy balls I've never gotten this many likes on a comment
@@InviWasTaken an ironman suit made out of jade with a schlong installed inward so that everything fits.
Using her husband's credit card
Apparently making a fortune selling garbage to idiots.
If your depression is cured by walking around barefoot, the you probably don’t have real depression
“Gentlemen. I wash my hands of this weirdness.”
As a woman, I read the story about vagina steaming and how two women ended up in hospital with severe burns and I internally cringed, read the thing again just to make sure of what I was reading and then laughed at the sheer stupidity of it. Ladies, please don't do this or shove things like jade eggs or cucumbers up there either.
This is also the first video of yours I've watched and I very much enjoyed it.
I've got muscular dystrophy and lots of people try to sell me 'non-medic'
The best part was how RUclips gave me an earthing bedsheet advert on this video
Something that strikes me is there are still a lot of people who haven't figured out yet that you shouldn't listen to celebrities, just because they are celebrities. Most of them are narcissists and morons who have been blinded by being buried in a world of massive privilege that they got to by some combination of talent at a certain skill like acting or singing, luck, connections, birth right(actor's children being actors). They indulge in all kinds of expensive things to improve their lives when they already have everything most people dream of. Statistically I'm sure you could say they have the best lives, as they have the most access to things which should make a positive difference, though they often end up being sad, lonely, people. Possibly even worse off on average than the the plebs they entertain. Many of them outright disdain their own fans, while also simultaneously telling them how they should live their lives, even if they couldn't be bothered to say hi to one of them.
It's an Appeal to Authority fallacy, on two fronts - neither should they be expected to know anything because they have authority in one aspect, nor should they be considered authorities at all. Being famous doesn't make you smart. Woody Harrilson thinks coronavirus is caused by an allergy to 5G signals, for goodness sake.
just......imagine this...
you're a young woman who is dealing with anovulation, and you don't know about your own body. clearly, this older woman who has so much experience with this should know what to do.... right?
Gwyneth Paltrow is preying upon women who don't understand how their own selves work.
Totally agree, and would add that she's also making women think there's something grossly, shamefully wrong with how their bodies work, namely their vaginas, and that only Goop's apothic tools are the answer.
Snake oil
Nah, when I found out about all her crazy things I was a teen and thought it all sounded ridiculous lol
It's not preying if she's as deluded as her customers...
Kiera Seestadt - it’s ok. 13 year olds don’t have disposable income or credit cards.
To be fair, going bare-footed is actually good for you. For your feet that is. Got nothing to do with cosmic energies tho and a lot to do with the fact that shoes make you walk differently than you naturally would which in turn means that you are technically using your feet the wrong way.
This is the kind of crap that R* Games takes the piss out of in the joke talk radio interveiws in GTA.
God I loved listening to those
Fun fact: Walking on grass, especially in places where animals leave their dung, in lakes or rivers, is particularly risky, as there is an elevated chance of contracting hookworms or tape worms, some really nasty parasites.
Also, you can easily burn your feet if you walk barefoot on asphalt. The fact it's dark coloured and that cars pass through, makes it absorb high amounts of heat.
A classmate of mine got 2nd degree burns on her feet from walking on asphalt
Thanks to Jontron, I’ve dive deep into the Goop hole. I glad I found this video.
thanks to cynical i learned about this. i’m sure jon watched this
Lady parts are actually self cleaning.
This isn't neccessary.
It's a good thing Chris Martin got out of this whole thing before goop took off
The only woo that I really like or appreciate (NOTE: I am aware that it has no scientific basis and that it's bullshit) is crystals. I like the aesthetic of the amethyst that's carved into a obelisk, or a jade amulet for luck. I base my appreciation for this solely on the emotional response that beautiful minerals trigger in me, not on any "superpowers" people claim they have. I'm aware it's bullshit, but if I had my way, I would have a house full of "healing" crystals.
There is nothing wrong with crystals or any other kind of placebo/"alternative" practices, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T USE IT TO SCAM AND EXPLOIT PEOPLE. If it works for you, amazing! Go for it! It doesn't need to have a scientific basis to help you (even if that help is purely emotional - still relevant!). The power of placebo is pretty remarkable, and sometimes that alone is enough to help. It's just important to stay in touch with reality and not try to cure, say, stage four cancer with crystals exclusively. But that doesn't mean that anything "alternative" has to be dumb and/or pointless. I believe that there's time and place for "alternative medicine", and there's time and place for seeing an actual doctor.
Oh I love minerals I got a beautiful piece of lace agate and I like keeping it in my pocket when I know I'm gonna be stressed.
"Would you willingly put this anywhere near your vagina?"
"... for health reasons?"
No! No, that's utterly ridiculous.
That sums Goop up quite nicely.
Do you mean.... uterusly?
Just found your channel, and I'm hooked - manages to inform and entertain, an accomplishment not easily achieved nowadays.
I think the hippie thing is cool as a hobby and aesthetic. Being from Oregon, you know, I was raised around it. Where it crosses the line is when some “alternative hippy” I know in Eugene Oregon tells me to take an essential oil because I’m complaining of UTI symptoms and I broke down and said I was going to the ER and they chastised me because “antibiotics are bad” and I went there anyway and got tested and I had an upper urinary tract infection bordering on a kidney infection if I had waited longer. And I got the fucking antibiotics. Yeah. That’s the line for me.
A TEN THOUSAND dollar 24karit Dildo!?
That doesn't even look even slightly stimulating, and you are telling me it cost TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!?!?
WTF!? at least give it rounded bumps!
I would assume it vibrates, meanwhile a quick google search doesn't easily find the specs because it looks like Goop's site got rid of it and I got tired of looking at links with crap-resolution pictures.
10:06 As somebody who's practiced Wicca and studied the Occult, I'm reminded of what Merlin said from Disney's "Sword in the Stone"..."Don't get any fool ideas that magic is going to solve all your problems, because it WON'T!"
11:24 Belladonna and Aconite are natural why don't ya chow down on those and tell me how you feel afterward! XD
It will solve my problem!
Death is 100% natural
I just realized that the place were haley from modern family works is based on this💀
I am very irritated by those that use alternative "medicine" which is not medicine. Not even close. As someone with epilepsy, chronic headaches and migraines, scoliosis, ADD, severe depression and anxiety, as well as panic disorder I find it deeply upsetting to be looked down on for not using all natural alternative medicines which are "better" for you.
They tend to be healthy people and some think they are healthy because of the alternative medicine when in actuality they are healthier due to genetics. Many alternative medicine junkies don't understand what it's like to worry about that kind of thing and to be desperate for health insurance or to feel guilty about what conditions they've passed down to their children.
I hate people that manipulate those who are desperate for help or those that are naive into using alternative medicine. Some people actually die because they only rely on alternatives to actual medicine and just because they feel like they have to go "all natural" for some reason.
The things that always ticks me off is when they say they "feel better" on whatever snake oil they're taken, and when asked what they mean they can't elaborate beyond "I dunno, I just FEEL BETTER, geez." As in, they basically admit that their statements are meaningless but refuse to own up. "Do you feel happier?" "Not especially." "Less pain?" "I didn't really have any to begin with." "Fewer allergy attacks?" "No." "How are you ANY better, then?" "I just AM! YOU just like pills!"
GOOP...
Gwyneth's
Overload
Of
Pseudoscience
Dude you are really frigging clever.
P is for poop.
ali karami: Or for puke . . .
I think psuedoscience is being insulted. Rick and Morty is an example of a work which uses psuedoscience and it seems to have rules whereas this.... is just poop.
@@cord1408 Tips fedora.
Is there anything under 60 bucks? I mean stickers, it’s fucking stickers. But I’m lowkey living for that water bottle with the stone inside it. Aesthetic
I actually liked the bottle for the novelty aspect as well, although it's not worth what they're charging. Seems like it'd be a bitch to clean, though, especially if you're filling it with anything besides plain water. And you'd have to hope those wires securing the crystal weren't soldered with lead.
The vampire repellent is 27 dollars
You can a similar bottle on Amazon for like 30 something dollars
Try DHGate. They have a pretty good copy for less. Or there are ones with like lots of little bits of quartz in the same shape for about £20 elsewhere.
Plus it's not passing cash to someone who thinks you can beat infertility with a whistling kettle and your spice rack so that's an upside.
Omg thank you all ❤️ I’m getting that bottle
This video serves not only as a useful PSA, but also a solid reminder of how dope Office Space is
She reminds me of that character in Modern Family that Hailey worked for. The one who was an actress who seems to always be high and had a company selling healing crystals and those feel good stickers. Wonder if they created that character based on little Gwynie here?
If a person constantly uses coffee enemas then their body will be dependant on the enemas in order to expel waste from the colon
Carnelian is a beautiful gemstone that has the power to look beautiful when set well in a ring or other piece of jewellry; end of story.
Could argue that it looks better unmined
why would it look better unmined, i don't get it.
@@Kasparth i think he means unrefined.
Amanda Harper agreed. I'd only ever buy goop's products for the simple fact that they look pretty lol
@@aestheticgarbage6671 And let's be honest here, you can get even prettier for a lot less money.
Watching this makes me wish Thanos had turned her to dust.
Nothing in nature could ever be harmful.
Except, you know, literally everything
Ahhhh the beauty of capitalism... I'm born, raised, and live in LA and am surrounded by these people... I can't facepalm hard enough, if that is still a thing.
As long as we have hands and a face, facepalming will always be a thing. Also, rich idiots being bilked by other rich idiots is amusing; capitalism ftw.
Yeah capitalism is the problem. Not people, capitalism
@@toddgarver5397 eh, the people are kind of the problem in this case.
Now capitalism is to blame for superstition?
@@MrCmon113 idk cuz its a business
I'm pretty sure that Paltrow is just trolling the whole nation.
Just like her False Allegations about Sexual Harassment.
Maybe she should be the great US of As's next president then. Follow the trend of electing a conman. Someone with no political experience and a history of being both stupid and somehow a successful peddler of utter nonsense to the American public. Do it America. What've you got to lose at this point.
@@aviendha1154 What's Gwyneth Paltrow's natural hair color?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@Thej Yhome She should line up to be the next Trump.
@@josueveguilla9069 XD who knows? Probably not the colour she's got. How do we know she isn't wearing a ridiculous hair piece? 😉
"Anything natural can't harm you" Tell that to venomous animals, poisonous plants, storms and weather, and earthquakes. I am not even mentioning viruses, bacteria, and other diseases. Just saying...
",oh wait hold on-" *COFFEE* *ENEMAS*
Soon they’ll be telling us to drink mercury mixed with powdered jade out of a chalice saying it will make us immortal.
How oddly specific! Qin you tell me where I might have heard of that before?
@@OtakuUnitedStudio I recall hearing in school that a Chinese ruler (I don’t know the name) regularly drank mercury to supposedly make himself immortal. You can guess what happened to him.