Cinematic Excrement: Episode 57 - Getaway

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @padlock711
    @padlock711 8 лет назад +114

    The part with the Mario Kart Wii wheel was actually pretty funny

    • @ianbrennan9635
      @ianbrennan9635 8 лет назад +12

      Probably the best thing in the review.

  • @Tardis945
    @Tardis945 10 лет назад +83

    "Why did the everything explode?"
    Best smeghead quote.

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 2 года назад +19

    The sad thing about the Not-Blofeld bit is that Jon Voight as Blofeld would actually be pretty awesome. Oh wait, that was the first Mission Impossible movie. Never mind.

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 7 лет назад +52

    This movie would have excellent drinking games. Take a shot:
    1) When there's a car chase/crash
    2) When there's a fast edit

    • @leewright1
      @leewright1 4 года назад +4

      @Robert Treacy the review gave me hepatic jaundice and photo epilepsy. Did I win?

    • @ethanwillson4094
      @ethanwillson4094 2 года назад +7

      Are you trying to kill someone?

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 Год назад +7

      And when Selena Gomez whines.

  • @Gamner1
    @Gamner1 10 лет назад +34

    "I'm not a killer"
    *shoots biker who explodes everything in the area*

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 4 года назад +11

    Imagine the conversation in the editing suite: "It's too long, cut to the chase!"
    "I did!"

  • @tundrarunner4951
    @tundrarunner4951 7 лет назад +9

    I remember watching this movie years ago. I never realized how confusing and convoluted it was until I saw this review.

  • @RedVelvetReaper
    @RedVelvetReaper 10 лет назад +80

    So this is basically "Chase scene: The movie".

    • @dylankaiser5546
      @dylankaiser5546 5 лет назад +2

      That would be Mad Max Fury Road

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 4 года назад +1

      Imagine Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom would just be two hours of Indy and Shortround driving trough Shanghai...

  • @gracekim1998
    @gracekim1998 2 года назад +6

    Fun how the most recent thing I’ve seen this Ethan guy in was Moon knight and he was pretty intimidating in the way his character persuaded people 😅
    Also about the accent: not everyone from Bulgaria has the accent, there’s a regional thing and also if you live somewhere for a while, the accent becomes less pronounced 😅 so I personally have no issue with this

  • @adamtzsch
    @adamtzsch 8 лет назад +7

    Nice Python reference. Also: "Wait. How high are you counting?" Haha, exactly what I thought.

  • @WinterSteele
    @WinterSteele 9 лет назад +4

    I was really surprised to see Rebecca Budig turn up in this. She's primarily a daytime soap opera actress-- was on "Guiding Light," "All My Children," and currently "General Hospital."

  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    @JOSH-lw2jv Год назад +3

    12:07
    Nice use of the Dirty Harry .44 Magnum SFX.

  • @jasonglebe3235
    @jasonglebe3235 9 лет назад +42

    One small thing: Ethan Hawke is supposed to be a racecar driver but the movie shows him braking with his right foot. When racing you're supposed to brake with your left foot as it allows you to be back on the accelerator much more quickly

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 6 лет назад +1

      who the hell breaks with the right foot?

    • @kinchapan9700
      @kinchapan9700 4 года назад

      No wonder why he was a shitty driver

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 3 года назад +1

      It depends. Paddle shift transmissions like Formula One usually use left foot braking (like a go-kart, with some exceptions like Rubens Barrichello), however H-pattern manual transmissions (like older Group A touring cars, V8 Supercars or NASCAR) usually use right foot braking. If the H-pattern manual has dog ring engagement instead of the synchromesh (of a road car), it is technically possible to shift without using the clutch and therefore left foot brake exclusively, but you tend to find a mixture of preferences.
      Onboard with Mark Skaife, right foot braking, H-pattern manual: ruclips.net/video/d2cP0kz3xIo/видео.html
      Onboard with Pedro de la Rosa, left foot braking, paddle shift: ruclips.net/video/Ut7yehpQjac/видео.html
      Most drivers in a H-pattern manual series will use right foot braking, to allow for left foot clutch engagement (even though you don't *have to* use the clutch it is still a good idea, especially for downshifts and across the gate shifts)... The left foot can still be brought across to trail brake up to the apex of the corner to help rotation. Since there is less overlap of throttle and brake with right foot braking this can also be useful to reduce fuel usage -- in series that have refuelling strategy this can be a benefit (reducing pitstop times, increases laps per tank etc).
      For reference, Formula One cars have a hand clutch, however paddle shift GT racing cars still use a foot clutch which needs to be operated with the left foot to take off from stationary.

    • @ericseitzler81
      @ericseitzler81 3 года назад +2

      @@3Guys1Video Everybody does in America unless you live in England or somewhere foreign? Brake and gas supposed to be right foot only.in a stick shift you use your left foot for the clutch

  • @CinematicExcrement
    @CinematicExcrement  10 лет назад +44

    Copyright claim has been released again. Last time it lasted a little over an hour. How long will it last this time? Taking all bets!

    • @ernestoleon3090
      @ernestoleon3090 10 лет назад +1

      You should review the amazing Spider-Man 1 or space jam.. really like your videos btw :)

    • @FLUFFYGREGORY
      @FLUFFYGREGORY 10 лет назад

      Ernesto Leon no dont go in the woods

    • @RealNinjaPurple
      @RealNinjaPurple 10 лет назад +1

      Ernesto Leon El ya habia dicho que TASM no le parecio mala, solo muy OK, una peli decente.

    • @Traindriver321
      @Traindriver321 10 лет назад

      Hey, just out of curiosity, is your phone a Moto X, G or E? Or is it a completly different brand and I'm blind?

    • @CinematicExcrement
      @CinematicExcrement  10 лет назад +2

      Harut Rehanyan It's actually a Galaxy Nexus.

  • @NuclearLemonade
    @NuclearLemonade 2 года назад +4

    I’m playing Grand Theft Auto III while watching this lol

  • @nukeboy14
    @nukeboy14 10 лет назад +41

    I was going to watch The World's End with a bunch of friends, turns out the movie was PG-15 and some of us had forgot our ids and the cinema guy was being a prick, so we were forced to watch this. I don't think more needs to be said

  • @SuperSurfingDog
    @SuperSurfingDog 10 лет назад +13

    Great episode. I'll just throw my guess for the next review out here now...A Thousand Words?

  • @bidanemartinez-huerta9472
    @bidanemartinez-huerta9472 10 лет назад +9

    This review was great, one of your best I think!

  • @galeforce3192
    @galeforce3192 7 лет назад +16

    Given your reaction to this film being directed by Courtney Solomon, I'd love to see how you react to "An American Haunting", a horror film that he directed, co-produced, and wrote. It was released a few years between "Dungeons & Dragons" and "Getaway" and served as an example of him shitting on the horror genre in general and specifically on a novel based on the legend of the Bell Witch. It says a lot about his directing skill that within a 17-year period of time, he only directed three films and wrote only one, according to his Wikipedia page, anyway (and according to said page, he hasn't directed a film since 2013 or written a film since 2005). He's been an active producer, though; one film he's reportedly producing is a new D&D film.

  • @tylerskiss
    @tylerskiss 9 лет назад +5

    11:20-13:20 = Do more of these!!! That was very funny and it's a great idea. Shows like Cinema Sins expose all these flaws in films, but no one (except maybe HISHE) really exploits these flaws. It's comedy gold.

  • @ElOchentero
    @ElOchentero 10 лет назад +36

    Not all bulgarians have bulgarian accents you know? But in the rest you're right, specially in the stupidity of the 911 call, in Bulgaria the emergency number is 112.

    • @grant0306
      @grant0306 9 лет назад +6

      +Luppercus the police is actualy 160

    • @swirvinbirds1971
      @swirvinbirds1971 4 года назад

      I'm sure that is simply done for American audiences.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 года назад

      Swirvin' Birds 🤔 hmm even though it’s NOT set in America that makes 0 sense

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 года назад

      It’s like how not all british people sound posh like the queen or have the annoying cockney or Liverpool (the one Cheryl has) accent😅 yet the media depicts us as such
      2020

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 года назад

      Agreed😅

  • @BeatchBall
    @BeatchBall 10 лет назад +57

    Next time, we'll see what happens when you take one of the funniest people in the world and take away his ability to be funny.
    Answer: A thousand words.

  • @BooyakatheDragon
    @BooyakatheDragon 10 лет назад +6

    Fun Fact: The crash they show when they are talking about his NASCAR career, that crash actually happened, but if you look at the car with an #84 on it that flew into the air, that car has never existed. So they bascially took the footage and edited it, Here's the crash 2011 Clint Bowyer Joey Logano HARD Crash NNS 5-Hour Energy 200,Dover

  • @SuperMarkerComicBro
    @SuperMarkerComicBro 10 лет назад +1

    I see you have a Wii Wheel. Any video that reminds me of my favorite video game is clearly a masterpiece.

  • @gracekim1998
    @gracekim1998 2 года назад +1

    Ah sweet sweet memories indeed!
    Saw in 2020

  • @chloegoesbark6089
    @chloegoesbark6089 10 лет назад

    Another good one! This channel is the only you tube channel that I always check for new video posts.

  • @arnazian
    @arnazian 10 лет назад +2

    I dont get why you have so littlw subs, these are some of the best videoes in youtube!

  • @origamipein18
    @origamipein18 10 лет назад +1

    I don't even recall hearing about Getaway until seeing this review of it. Hell, I don't even recall seeing any trailers of it!

  • @BubblingBrooke
    @BubblingBrooke 10 лет назад +16

    But are the cuts in this movie worse than in Moulin Rouge? THAT, is the question.

  • @TrueMetis
    @TrueMetis 9 лет назад +6

    You know the really annoying thing about her talking about Brent stealing? The reason she doesn't steal has fuck all to do with her education, as she living with her rich parents who are clearly the ones paying for stuff like her car. And yet, giving her hacking ability, it's pretty clear she's doing illegal shit anyway.

    • @FeedEgg
      @FeedEgg 9 лет назад +3

      She says that her dad's the ceo of a bank or some flying horseshit, big surprise she's an obnoxious entitled twat!

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 5 лет назад

    The sudden jump cuts are giving me whiplash!

  • @c0ntag10n
    @c0ntag10n 10 лет назад +3

    "I can hear my brain cells dying"

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 5 лет назад +1

    I like the idea of coming up with names for unnamed characters in bad stories(à la Jeffrey Cuddletrousers from Hatred). I hereby dub "The Voice" Fimblecluck Bumblefrep.

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 4 года назад +2

    Just count to two. We don't have time to count to three.

  • @stupszwerg
    @stupszwerg 10 лет назад

    "Oh, Scheiße, where is my head?" that one cracked me up xD

  • @duabaig1942
    @duabaig1942 2 года назад +1

    The Part With The WWE’12 Bigger Badder Better WWE SmackDown vs Raw 2011 Funny Actually Wheel Was Pretty

  • @Ryan-k9w
    @Ryan-k9w 2 месяца назад

    "If i compare your film to an Uwe Boll film, you know done something wrong."...😂

  • @jamesmoseley5428
    @jamesmoseley5428 6 лет назад +3

    I’m amazed that they put Selena Gomez in Bulgaria. the film surprised me. If you’re an Hispanic actress you know you’re going to be cast as the whore, the thief, the waiter, the crop picker or the human trafficking slave. But this movie cast a Mexican actress, put her in a hoodie, gave her a gun and made her Bulgarian. Mind blown

  • @finnkedinn
    @finnkedinn 10 лет назад +1

    wow, this video was awesome! seriously, i can't stop watching it, by far one of your bests! This movie really looks like a bad "gta" adaptation directed by the same guy who did "d&d", and about selina's magic ipad... hum... "watchdogs"?

    • @dauzjinonline
      @dauzjinonline 10 лет назад

      Well...Watch Dogs tech is about the "software" not the iphone/ipad or whatever. This movie is not even trying, they just put "magical ipad" for lazy writing.

  • @duabaig1942
    @duabaig1942 2 года назад +1

    James Maslow Is A Irish English British American Actor James Maslow Best Actor Super Awesome Super Amazing

  • @atlas8827
    @atlas8827 10 лет назад

    The vid is back! Finally! I loved this review!

  • @DolphinMayhem69
    @DolphinMayhem69 10 лет назад +2

    If apple products could do all this in real life, Steve Jobs would have taken over the world, with apple shaped robot spiders.

  • @Yahiko25
    @Yahiko25 10 лет назад +3

    Could you review Space Thunder Kids?

    • @Yahiko25
      @Yahiko25 10 лет назад +1

      Compare to Uwe Boll and Twilight films, with Space Thunder Kids the lack of continuity and consistency and the plagiarism takes it to 11. When I watch Uwe Boll and the Twilight films I wonder is there a movie that is far more worse and then I watch Space Thunder Kids.

    • @giordanolastname9980
      @giordanolastname9980 10 лет назад +1

      Yahiko25 How do you put in a username to be seen by the public?

  • @ubergo
    @ubergo 10 лет назад

    I'll throw my hat into this little guessing game with "The Number 23".

  • @SuperFanboy101
    @SuperFanboy101 10 лет назад

    Awesome review, man.
    Hey! I'd love for you to review Roadside Romeo one day!

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 6 лет назад

      SuperFanboy101 Roadside Romeo isn’t bad....just strange.

  • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
    @ThatRandomEncounterGuy Год назад +3

    Question: why did they even pick *Bulgaria* of all places for this? I understand it’d be cheaper to film there, like people using Toronto as a stand-in for New York or Chicago, but that’s not the same thing. Why set the movie in Bulgaria when it hardly factors into ANYTHING plot-wise; you could’ve just as easily set this in Paris, Moscow, Rome, Chicago, Toronto, Dubai, literally any major city and just change two or three lines!

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 9 лет назад

    Wooo, Damadar is back and lost the blue lipstick! :D

  • @dannin1278
    @dannin1278 4 года назад

    Timed perfectly
    Me: Yeah ok
    Also me one second later: oh Cheesus H. Crust that was close

  • @RichardWatt
    @RichardWatt 4 года назад

    Oh, Sean, I've got something like 3 spare hard drives lying around, I tend to hoard stuff :)

  • @TribelessNomad
    @TribelessNomad 10 лет назад

    Yay new video! So this movie is 'Taken' + 'The Transporter'

  • @duabaig1942
    @duabaig1942 2 года назад +1

    I’m But Actually Excellent Likes Whoa Loves (Beau Mirchoff & Brett Davern Voices)

  • @alankohn6709
    @alankohn6709 4 года назад +1

    you want another kick right to the nuts Courtney Solomon listed as a producer on the new D&D movie.

  • @skildude
    @skildude 4 года назад +2

    my chevy cruze has an onboard phone line. You get to pay by the minute but its there.
    Power plants typically have huge buildings where the power is generated. What is shown is a transmission substation that wouldn't have any building necessary to blow up the "station".
    Even if it were a power plant, they have staff on site at all hours monitoring the generators. Sooo theres that.

    • @leewright1
      @leewright1 4 года назад

      My Chevy Chase has on cocaine borderline racism mode. I preferred my Fletch Griswold.

  • @Airia
    @Airia 9 лет назад +8

    so... They ripped off the ending to Phone Booth?

  • @plebproblems4315
    @plebproblems4315 6 лет назад +3

    How did Ethan Hawke go from Gattaca to this...?

  • @mgrzx3367
    @mgrzx3367 22 дня назад

    I want a Hollywood car. Hit anything you want and never worry about getting a scratch.

  • @Sandlot1992
    @Sandlot1992 6 лет назад

    Surprise! Surprise! that this was the last Dark Castle Entertainment film to be released by Warner Bros., as Universal Studios took Dark Castle over in 2013.

  • @hadleyberman7433
    @hadleyberman7433 10 лет назад

    Is the next review "A Thousand Words" ?

  • @JakeBolt
    @JakeBolt 10 лет назад

    A Thousand Word? The Love Guru? Master of Disguise? Or -Shivers- Dear God… no… anything but Mr. Poppers Penguins!

  • @duabaig1942
    @duabaig1942 2 года назад +1

    Good WWE Movie!!!

  • @grant0306
    @grant0306 9 лет назад +2

    That explains everything Stewerts dad runs that big bank that crashed last year. Sorry i was only thinking of a fun way to say Hello From Bulgaria

  • @PDog69
    @PDog69 10 лет назад

    the blue lipstick. I'll never forget :'D

  • @Torterra625
    @Torterra625 10 лет назад +10

    YES! It's back up!
    Lick it, copyright mongers!

  • @warrirornunluv801
    @warrirornunluv801 10 лет назад +1

    ...I never heard of this film...until now.

    • @SlenWash
      @SlenWash 7 лет назад +1

      Consider yourself lucky.

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 5 лет назад +1

    OnStar has a phone with it. It has its own number. You don’t need a separate phone.

  • @rockinrollinmysoul5966
    @rockinrollinmysoul5966 6 лет назад +1

    This was hilarious 😂

  • @Jakesgr8vlogs
    @Jakesgr8vlogs 10 лет назад

    30:07-Selena Gomez was actually nominated for Worst Actress, but either way, the movie sucks and your review is super awesome. I almost was gonna see the movie in theaters, but I'm glad I didn't. Can't wait to see your next review! ;)

  • @KP-sx9zf
    @KP-sx9zf 9 лет назад

    I wonder if you'll review the new Terminator when it comes out

  • @AGHero96
    @AGHero96 10 лет назад

    will you do an Sherk movie one day?

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 6 лет назад

    Voice needs to be portrayed as an absolute maniac who enjoys playing god with random people

  • @Turbo9987
    @Turbo9987 10 лет назад

    Please tell me you're going to review Eddie Murphy's "A Thousand Words"

  • @martinvranovsky7085
    @martinvranovsky7085 9 лет назад

    Oh, look, another Monty Python reference :D :D nice!

  • @dianaberlin4767
    @dianaberlin4767 4 года назад

    "Scheiße" where is my head? 😄

  • @xavierfoster8723
    @xavierfoster8723 10 лет назад

    I waited so long for this movie to be destroyed like this.

  • @dracorex426
    @dracorex426 4 года назад

    I mean, if he steals the car, that's probably covered by insurance.

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro 3 года назад +5

    Wow, an action film NOT directed by Michael Bay that happens to be even DUMBER than any actual godforsaken crap directed by Michael Bay! I can't even believe I actually said that!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 5 лет назад

    It's Magic we don't have to explain shit. That's probably the company's motto that made her iPad.

  • @MissBarker93
    @MissBarker93 9 лет назад +1

    16:05 - 16:27
    Somebody maje a Content Aware Scale video of that ASAP!

  • @benubird6125
    @benubird6125 4 года назад

    Nice Holy Grail easter egg!

  • @MegaJoojee
    @MegaJoojee 5 лет назад +1

    who wouldnt have a couple of hard drives just lying around :D

  • @grizzly_manbanimation8436
    @grizzly_manbanimation8436 6 лет назад +3

    I guess I have an unpopular opinion. Not about the movie though it sucks. But I actually think Selena Gomez is a fine actress. But like you said nobody could have made this role good. No matter what.

  • @Sparisi1122
    @Sparisi1122 10 лет назад

    It's called a car phone. My mother has one in her car and it's built into the car computer.

  • @dominickcomisse8440
    @dominickcomisse8440 10 лет назад

    Are you reviewing Master of Disguise next?

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 22 дня назад

    Selena Gomez has sure come out A LONG WAY since this mess.
    Right now, she has multiple award nominations for “Only Murders in the Building” and, most recently, in “Emilia Perez”
    She truly redeemed herself

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 9 лет назад

    I paused at 16:28 and you seem to be staring into our souls...and all I can think is "Whoa" (in Keanu Reeves' voice)
    Anyway, I saw this movie, hoping for the best. I like Ethan Hawke and a lot of his movies. But yeah, this was bad. Selena Gomez may have a history in films (it's Hollywood, weirder things have happened), but I am willing to bet she does not put this one on her resume

  • @AlirioAguero2
    @AlirioAguero2 9 лет назад +6

    Thanks for pointing out how many plotholes this film has. Honestly, I didn't notice half of them since it was so boring I was trying to stay awake. Definitely one of the worst films in my memory.

  • @pyrodiscoflash6115
    @pyrodiscoflash6115 4 года назад

    This is a total adaptation of Speed

  • @milimunder
    @milimunder 8 лет назад +5

    The thing about the accent... That's a bit bullshit. I mean, I know a lot of people with thick accents but also plenty who have none, myself included. In fact, a few times I've been asked if I'm american. Being foreign does not necessarily mean your English will be utter garbage.

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 4 года назад +1

    Yeah Wilhelm scream

  • @MahsaKaerra
    @MahsaKaerra 10 лет назад +1

    "Next time, we'll see what happens when you take one of the funniest people in the world and take away his ability to be funny."
    Ah, so you're doing a Viggo Mortensen film next.

  • @JesseWolfboy
    @JesseWolfboy 10 лет назад +1

    I recently saw two atrocious new werewolf movies, "Late Phases" and "Wer." Both had some good aspects, but were real let downs, especially the design and execution of the creatures… Check those out, might be good for one of your reviews!

  • @richardadesmond
    @richardadesmond 7 лет назад +1

    24:26 - Thats what the writers of this script said when they walked out of a pitch meeting to get funding for the film! lol

  • @floydlooney6837
    @floydlooney6837 Год назад +1

    She looked about 14 in this movie, lol

  • @DirkGently1972
    @DirkGently1972 5 лет назад

    So...a BIG Red Dwarf and Monty Python fan then eh? 👍👍

  • @ElBombastico883
    @ElBombastico883 10 лет назад +1

    Are you ever gonna review the Star Wars Prequels?

    • @stagelinedpro
      @stagelinedpro 10 лет назад +1

      How? they've already been torn apart by everyone.

    • @ElBombastico883
      @ElBombastico883 10 лет назад +5

      People keep saying that, but reviewers are always finding something horrible about the prequels that others have missed.

  • @kojigray
    @kojigray 7 лет назад

    Soooooo..what the hell is this movie about?

  • @sebmaccas
    @sebmaccas 10 лет назад

    Apparently ThatssoJack was editor for the film.
    (Dated reference be damned)

  • @andyjay729
    @andyjay729 10 лет назад +2

    Something with Robin Williams next time, right?

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 10 лет назад +3

      I'm gonna go with that Eddie Murphy movie where he couldn't talk.

    • @MelBrooksFan78
      @MelBrooksFan78 10 лет назад

      ***** I'm thinking Eddie Murphy also, but instead he's up in space.

    • @Gusterson98
      @Gusterson98 10 лет назад +1

      TheAnonymousCriticzz I think I might be Pluto Nash.

    • @StarWarsAddict527
      @StarWarsAddict527 10 лет назад +1

      Maybe its another Adam Sandler movie...Grown ups!

    • @giordanolastname9980
      @giordanolastname9980 10 лет назад

      How do you put in a username to be seen by the public?

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 4 года назад

    He had him steal the car so he saw if he really could steal such an unusual car in the city.

  • @duabaig1942
    @duabaig1942 2 года назад +1

    James Maslow How With Go For This Easy A Movie