Paperboy was the reason why, when I was an actual paperboy, I was disappointed that there was never an obstacle/training course at the end of my route!
I was a paperboy before,it was traumatic, dogs were biting my ass 24/7 I kept getting hit by the cars I also keep hitting yard ornaments (garden gnomes and more)
I think windows are harder to break now. Windows in like the 80s were way thinner and maybe not tempered? I just know from experience they broke easier. Modern windows are definitely beefier.
When he said that, I asked myself, "Wait, that's not how I remember it." Don't you have to be perfect and deliver to all the subscribers to gain a new one? That's how I remember it. Did James makes a boo-boo or am I just remembering it wrong?
Have you ever played the Game Boy version? All the houses have the same colour, but the manual still says I should look for the red blue and yellow houses.
As a former paperboy myself, I can attest that many times I had my female customers run out in their robe, curlers, and slippers to bitch me out about something. Like cutting through their yard or putting the paper in the wrong door or not getting a certain section of the paper and etc. Whoever designed this game was obviously a former paperboy himself.
The Paperboy threw a paper through my window......let me paint my fucking house white so I can get one every day....but as soon as he fucks up I'm painting my shit back red.
Imagine going to work, and you’re at a red light when you look out you window to see a guy biking laps around a mailbox, frantically throwing newspapers at it, with a camera pointing at him.
11:12 _"The Grim Reaper is in town. That's a problem."_ He said it so casually, you'd believe the Grim Reaper makes frequent to and from trips around this area.
My dad in the old days actually did launch newspapers into mailboxes/doir steps from his car. And he actually was a... well not a town hero but a mail hero. He went to some competition for it and won $500
@@nthgth yee waaaaaay back. Wasnt like a big "national" contest but was big for the group, multiple newspaper groups if i recall. Dont know much cuz my info is second hand
Paperboy: "I Quit!" Newspaper Press: "Great!, We actually have that news printed on tomorrow's paper! You go ahead and drop those off" Paperboy grumbles as he grabs newspaper bag. XD
He was trying with a modern newspaper roll, which are very light. Back in the 1990's, newspapers were massive and they were rolled up tightly to reduce volume. A 1990's newspaper roll could smash through a window like it was made of sugar.
I feel like J Jonah Jameson is this paperboy’s boss. “IF THEY’RE NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE BUGLE, THROUGH THE PAPER THROUGH THE WINDOWS. ALSO, SPIDER-MAN IS A MENACE.”
O James tinha mudado um pouco a personalidade do AVGN. Parecia que ele estava querendo que o Nerd fosse como ele é pessoalmente. Tanto que ele ria das coisas, falava como se fosse um vlog, não tinha mais os "teatros" etc.. Mas devo dizer, ainda bem que ele voltou a esse estilo clássico. Não dá pra descrever mesmo, está muito bom! :D
Totally agree, it felt a lot better than most of the recent episodes. The nerd has been hit or miss for quite some time, unfortunately, but this one was seriously great. I think it has something to do with how relatively simple the jokes were, as well as how well timed it all was.
I'll never forget that one time when I was a kid and my mom called home to ask If I wanted her to rent me a game for the weekend. I said yes please please and she asked which game , I said without hesitation KIRBY and then she asked whats on the box ? I said a round pink character ( I did not say character but since where french its the closest that come to mind ) When she came home with paperboy I almost cried ! xD
"It reminds me of a game kids used to play in the 60s where they would shit in two different toilets and flush at the same time, hoping their turds would meet"
helps cement the point doesnt it? and did you see James' face when he pulled it off, he was like "holy fuckin' shit, you CAN break windows with these, DAMN!" XD
How about a gif of James throwing papers at a gif of James throwing papers at a ten hour loop of James throwing papers at a gif of James throwing papers at the window?
In retrospect, this was really a horror game. You've got a kid delivering newspapers in a neighborhood where there are graves in the front yard, lawn statues and tires move on their own as if animated by telepathy or demonic possession, mutants peek up out of the sewers, crazed people come running out of their houses, and the grim reaper is lurking around every corner.
Yeah, cuz Mario Odyssey and Breath of the Wild aren't good games or highlights of their respective series at all (just the two most well known gaming series). Nintendo makes great games, they just struggled in the Wii U era.
I loved this game as a kid and became a paperboy. I can confirm that by rolling your papers up a certain way resulted in a superior throwing weapon. It was more like throwing a hatchet. I prided myself on my ability to throw from the street or sidewalk accurately. I loved paper boxes because they were a challenge. My route was around 130 papers and I hated Sunday Papers...
That would've been hilarious and a great cameo to have the paper breaking the window and then NC shows up. shaking his fist at AVGN passing by, screaming, "NEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!"
He should review a movie on a similar presence of delivering newspapers which after he got hit in the head by the game then gets hit when he's standing on his doorway saying NEEEEERRRRRRDDDD!!!!
true, BUT it feels so good when a new one comes out. Just like being constipated for two whole weeks and then finally being able to push that brand new turd out. Oh yeah!
@@paburo-san6667 Billy Mitchell one was from his Transformers review. As for the Nintendo one, I assumed it was from this video, but now I'm not exactly sure. I probably need to recheck.
"It's like a game kids used to play in the 60's, where they shit into two seperate toilets then they flushed them simultaneously hoping their turds would meet" one of the best AVGN lines ever. XD
I was surprised he didn't like Paperboy. I loved this game. You gain new subscribers by completing a perfect route. Some of those converted red houses that convert are almost impossible to hit. The Tornado is a Swarm of bee's. The dog and bee's are the number one Killers. AVGN Fan right here. Thank you for the years of laughs.
tim it's you I've love your videos and just wanted to congratulate you on 80k and I'm glad you enjoy something I hope to see competing with the big dogs one day like Linus and jayztwocents love you Tim keep that wonderful channel of your growing ^_^
One of my favorites. I used to play this in the arcade as a kid. I was so excited when it came out for the NES but was totally disappointed when I played it and realized how poor the version was compared to the arcade. Recently bought it on my PS2 and it’s just like the arcade. My sons are playing it with me now.
8:21 You talk about the pausing oddity. My theory is that this was done to better support the "Slow Motion" feature available on some controllers, such as the NES Advantage. "Slow Motion" was simply Turbo for the Start button, so having this "pause toggle" behavior would provide a much smoother slow motion experience when using the NES Advantage.
I come back to these old AVGN videos just for the hit of nostalgia I get when I hear the old intro song. Feeling nostalgia for old nostalgia focused videos makes me feel old in a way that I didn't even think a person could feel.
At least Paperboy _has_ a manual. Nowadays, manuals are a dying art. Just three or four pages of controls and photo-sensitivity warnings...if you're lucky. Otherwise, you'll just get a dinky little card.
I grew up playing all of these games and as the years go by the avgn will always be there when I play them. Thanks for all your videos and hopefully years to come.
2:15 Oh, I forgot about the construction worker humping a pogo stick!! lol On a delivery related note, the Mexican guy that delivers the papers where I work does it on bike with a headlight and a machete!!. I'm not kidding, either, he really delivers it with a machete strapped to his bike. He says it's "Just in case of mountain lions" LOL
I remember when I was 6 with Midway Arcade Treasures 1 on my PS2, playing Paperboy and purposefully destroying windows and running over flowers. Really fun, and I loved the game. I may be 16, but that's probably one of my favorite childhood games.
7:34 "Horoscopes: You will achieve greatness... IN HELL!!!!" I loved that line so much. also, at the end when he's like "If you'll excuse me, I have a delivery to make..." I thought he was gonna poop on the game.
Even as a kid I thought it was weird that some of the houses had gravestones in their front yards. Like grandma died and the family just said "F*** it, we'll just bury her under the sidewalk". No wonder that street is haunted! 🤣
The street is Back to the Future and the sidewalk is Silver Surfer? I am actually curious how anyone would be able to fit that image into an AVGN game.
I love his genuine surprise at seeing the window get smashed.
UltraJeb clearly it wasn’t planned
I don't know that seemed pretty genuine. Hard to tell
Thought it was just television and Hollywood that made that happen
So surprised it gave him Trevor's hairline!
If you've watched AVGN enough you'd know the glass break was scripted and the newspaper probably had something inside it to break the glass
Paperboy was the reason why, when I was an actual paperboy, I was disappointed that there was never an obstacle/training course at the end of my route!
There wasn't any sand pit or unoccupied field nearby where you could build jumps with soil and planks and all that?
I was a paperboy before,it was traumatic, dogs were biting my ass 24/7
I kept getting hit by the cars
I also keep hitting yard ornaments (garden gnomes and more)
War... war never changes
@@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 correct
@@lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 shut the hell up. War has changed. Just ask snake.
Dude, he just did a whole episode of Mythbusters in 10 seconds with that window skit. 😮
3:41 😂😂
EXACTLY!
@nero48and after that they would use explosives on Buster.
Would this be Confirmed or Plausible?
I think windows are harder to break now. Windows in like the 80s were way thinner and maybe not tempered? I just know from experience they broke easier. Modern windows are definitely beefier.
Busting windows makes the house subscribe? That's some serious protection racket mafia tactics right there.
They've got a really, really "Organized" Union. A Syndicate of sorts. Its a Family business.
The playground don needs his money.
Look you subscribe and read the newspaper. You could miss some important news and that could lead to some....accidents.
He means in the Red houses
When he said that, I asked myself, "Wait, that's not how I remember it."
Don't you have to be perfect and deliver to all the subscribers to gain a new one? That's how I remember it. Did James makes a boo-boo or am I just remembering it wrong?
I always thought that breakdancer was just a guy struggling to pull his pants up.
upside down?
Sean the Stupid he’s so desperate that he’s hoping gravity would help
The skinny jean struggle is real
He's actually got a seizure. At least for me.
Lol it does
Have you ever played the Game Boy version? All the houses have the same colour, but the manual still says I should look for the red blue and yellow houses.
Ja Norman Ritter, da hast du recht
Maybe they were expecting you to play it on Super Game Boy.
Epicomix what
King Harkinian III
r/itsr/wooooshwithfouros
r/ihavereddit
You should try playing it on a gameboy color
As a former paper boy this is very accurate. I always made sure to bring an extra paper for the grim reaper.
Did you see Simon Belmont passing through in a tornado?
Hey man, i need my news too!
Did he read the obituaries? 🤣
@@TheLambdaTeamObitchuaries*
Where I live we get a newspaper every week.
Not gonna lie... "Newspaper Adult Car Driving Deliverer" Could be a great GTA spinoff
I'm surprised it's not an optional mission in GTA V/Online.
Pro pain starring hank hill
Or a mod.
Der Alptraum or one of those mobile rip off
Haha, I'd play it!
"Mummy, why is that angry man throwing newspapers at the glass"
"it's what videogames do to you Timmy, now go inside"
"For the internet, honey. For the internet..."
Wait.. his mom is a deceased human whose skin and organs have been preserved?
Jonathan Albertson dude...
Crystal lake doesn’t have windows...
Mutt: "all dogs prepare your battle stations!"
As a former paperboy myself, I can attest that many times I had my female customers run out in their robe, curlers, and slippers to bitch me out about something. Like cutting through their yard or putting the paper in the wrong door or not getting a certain section of the paper and etc. Whoever designed this game was obviously a former paperboy himself.
I salute you
Wow they are fast chasing you lol
but can u really attest to everything else except the dog?
As a paperboy I relate.
Did you ever meet the Grim Reaper?
The Paperboy threw a paper through my window......let me paint my fucking house white so I can get one every day....but as soon as he fucks up I'm painting my shit back red.
The paper boy is a monster
I died
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Danm strait lol
Cole Dees yeah i painted myn yellow meaning ill sue you if you break my fucking window again
Imagine going to work, and you’re at a red light when you look out you window to see a guy biking laps around a mailbox, frantically throwing newspapers at it, with a camera pointing at him.
Present day it would be a drone
There ain’t red lights in small neighborhoods
@@wolfetteplays8894Stop sign then
I imagine his neighbours are well used to him and his antics by now. 😂
11:12 _"The Grim Reaper is in town. That's a problem."_ He said it so casually, you'd believe the Grim Reaper makes frequent to and from trips around this area.
Unless the game is set in Endsville and Grim is just getting the mail or trying to escape a mean girl and her idiot best friend....or both
Love how he says "That's a problem" as if it's just a minor inconvenience, like when you drop your phone.
@@rexjolles pretty sure he is referencing "Billy and Mandy"
could be wrong but I think I'm right
@@rexjolles You never heard of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy? It was on Cartoon Network back in the 2000s.
he tried to avoid the belmont next door
that “EXTRA! PAPERBOY GOES MAD!” headline is sheer gold!!
HERE'S SOME ASSIFIEDS!
10% OFF YOUR NEXT PURCHASE OF *FUCK YOU!*
CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF *ASS-KICKIN’*
HERE YOU GO YOU DAILY DOUCHEBAGS!!
DEAR ABBY, MAKE ‘EM EAT *SHIT* !
Not gonna lie. When you said "I have a delivery to make", I thought you were about to shit on the cartridge.
hahaha shit on the fcking paper boy game itself ;)
The Obsolete Geek Maybe that’s why it’s called Paper Boy? 😉
The Obsolete Geek I wouldn’t be surprised if he did lol
We all though that.
Same. But I'm glad they didn't go there, that would have been so predictable. The joke they went with was much funnier
My dad in the old days actually did launch newspapers into mailboxes/doir steps from his car. And he actually was a... well not a town hero but a mail hero. He went to some competition for it and won $500
They had newspaper-tossing-from-a-car contests??
@@nthgth yee waaaaaay back. Wasnt like a big "national" contest but was big for the group, multiple newspaper groups if i recall. Dont know much cuz my info is second hand
chad
Sure he did.
Paperboy: "I Quit!"
Newspaper Press: "Great!, We actually have that news printed on tomorrow's paper! You go ahead and drop those off"
Paperboy grumbles as he grabs newspaper bag. XD
Okay, this made me laugh. 😆
EXTRA EXTRA PAPERBOY GOES MAD
@@bestbandai7927 HAVE SOME A--IFIEDS! HERE YOU GO, DAILY DO---BAG!
The two headstones we're actually the two prior paper boys
Now you understand why they're not subscribers
Nah, Theory
The two headstones we are actually the two...
can confirm, i was one of them
Bully had a mini mission called Paper Route all about throwing papers into mailboxes.
I sucked at it.
move like a bee, sting like a, uhh bee
Hopkins you're pathetic!
A truly underrated classic
@Please stop me I suppose you're right and there's still a huge fan base for it, hopefully we'll get a sequel Sunday!
@@randolphcarter8142 Mate. It aint underrated
The sound of the newspaper hitting the glass was so satisfying
Trying to see if you can smash a window with a newspaper sounds like some Mythbusters shit
Read my mind
Naaaa, needs more explosions.
They would probably end that episode by testing if you can break a window with explosives or something like that. =P
He was trying with a modern newspaper roll, which are very light. Back in the 1990's, newspapers were massive and they were rolled up tightly to reduce volume. A 1990's newspaper roll could smash through a window like it was made of sugar.
confirmed
I feel like J Jonah Jameson is this paperboy’s boss. “IF THEY’RE NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE BUGLE, THROUGH THE PAPER THROUGH THE WINDOWS. ALSO, SPIDER-MAN IS A MENACE.”
I want pictures of spiderman on my desk through that window by morning!
I WANT SPIDERMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!
That made me laugh harder than it should have.
Paperboy: "I got everyone on the block to subscribe without getting hit. Do I get a raise?"
Jameson: "......"
No one corrected your spelling, how is the AVGN the least toxic comment section on youtube? lol
"Dude, if I was a kid and Nintendo Power came crashing through my window, I would say 'Fuck yeaah!"
I can't stop laughing.
lightning mcqueer missed opportunity when the nintendo power actually came through the window
lightning mcqueer lol! I would also be like fuck yeah! 😂
It's funny cuz I imagine it when he said it XD
lightning mcqueer btw your name is spot on hilarious🤣😂😎
As a kid, i begged my mom to rent this game every weekend. I was seriously addicted to this game, and to this day i dont know why
Its the music and the joy from hitting the mailbox.
Probably in the same way Pilotwings was fun. It was just something quite different and novel
Why didn't you ever have your mom buy this game if you were so addicted to it? 🤔
@thema1998 because we were poor.
@@thema1998what a weird question. Your parents bought you everything you asked for??
This episode had that "classic AVGN" vibe.
I don't know how to describe it.
It was just great! :D
O James tinha mudado um pouco a personalidade do AVGN. Parecia que ele estava querendo que o Nerd fosse como ele é pessoalmente. Tanto que ele ria das coisas, falava como se fosse um vlog, não tinha mais os "teatros" etc.. Mas devo dizer, ainda bem que ele voltou a esse estilo clássico. Não dá pra descrever mesmo, está muito bom! :D
Totally agree, it felt a lot better than most of the recent episodes. The nerd has been hit or miss for quite some time, unfortunately, but this one was seriously great. I think it has something to do with how relatively simple the jokes were, as well as how well timed it all was.
exactly !
Thats immediately what I thought
HU3 BR!
Riddle me this.... if Paperboy is considered an all time Classic..... why is it not coming to the NES Classic Edition?
If Rad Racer is considered a classic..... why is it not on the NES Classic Edition?
Because both are shit
it's licensed by atari
Danny Caracciolo -.0
........Its copyrighted.........
I'll never forget that one time when I was a kid and my mom called home to ask If I wanted her to rent me a game for the weekend. I said yes please please and she asked which game , I said without hesitation KIRBY and then she asked whats on the box ? I said a round pink character ( I did not say character but since where french its the closest that come to mind ) When she came home with paperboy I almost cried ! xD
Lucky you. Cause when I was kid I never got to rent a game at all. It was tragic.
Paperboy is an absolute classic of its time.
I was usually with my parents, when we rented a game from ”Tapsan divari”.
@@PC_Simo Tapsan divari ??
@@lucasoheyze4597 Maybe but I Hated it haha. I would often help my friend with his paper route so that didnt help its case lol.
11:16 Grim: Let's see the obituaries. (No One Died Today)
Very good episode. It had the classic AVGN feel.
I agree
Hell yeah. that oldschool feel made me all warm and fuzzy inside watching this episode
Agreed. Awesome episode. Great quality.
Yeah.
you have the classic avgn feel.
Not to mention the grave stones are situated so the people are buried under the sidewalk....
Joel Pinnell oh wait shit
Damn that's dark.
What if their past paperboys?
Still dark
Oh shit
Did AVGN just became a myth buster?
When the mythbuster's shows got canceled, there was a void.
That void was filled by a nerd.
An angry one.
+Megaman I The fuckin' nerd!
more like GHOST buster. zing.
+Plesio TheCat genius
It's like the thing they're doing on RUclips red
I haven't laughed at an AVGN so hard in a long time, the window part and the last bit were the best
Bro same I wasn't ready. Hahahahhah
"It reminds me of a game kids used to play in the 60s where they would shit in two different toilets and flush at the same time, hoping their turds would meet"
hey i didnt expect to see you here intro. btw youre my fave
Papa-Zard in the hizzouse!
yooo whats up
Hey nice seeing you here!
Nice seeing you here
I love the idea of seeing you outside trying to do game's stuff IRL.
It kind of reminded me of Mythbusters.
It reminds me of Jerry Bloop's Game Life is Real Life segments.
+Tom Holmes
same here
helps cement the point doesnt it? and did you see James' face when he pulled it off, he was like "holy fuckin' shit, you CAN break windows with these, DAMN!" XD
You mean Immersion?
"I suggest you unsubscribe from your sentimentality."
Why does that sound so threatening?
what are you a vulcan?
@@andrewjones9547 probably :P
I guess it sounds like someone’s trying to train a hitman out of you; or some kind of a mass murderer 🤔.
7:20 Quite possibly the greatest Nerd moment in history
I think we all had that moment playing the game. That's what made it great.
EXTRA! EXTRA! PAPERBOY GOES MAD!
Like, where do you from here?!
Here's some ASSIFIEDS
I loved that bit 😂
10:08
As a kid I always thought he was just trying to get his pants on.
..adorable..
I need either a 10 hour loop of James throwing papers at the window or a gif of James throwing papers at the window.
And literally laughing at the face of death, whilst cycling into it!
Dude, you guys need help
How about a gif of James throwing papers at a gif of James throwing papers at a ten hour loop of James throwing papers at a gif of James throwing papers at the window?
Yes.
Yes
9:25
“Who’s this crazy woman, this *enraged beast* that comes flying at you?!”
Makes me laugh every time
It’s the PE teacher’s grandma
Me too 😅.
Karen, duh.
Nerd: "She's a subscriber too. You don't even have to break a window to trigger her."
Some filthy trans hog
This is an amazing “classic” AVGN style episode, truly a gem.
In retrospect, this was really a horror game. You've got a kid delivering newspapers in a neighborhood where there are graves in the front yard, lawn statues and tires move on their own as if animated by telepathy or demonic possession, mutants peek up out of the sewers, crazed people come running out of their houses, and the grim reaper is lurking around every corner.
The whole game was one sick twisted game of Saw. The people waving at the end were those saved because he passed the test
It looked like the crazy lady was holding a knife
and the guy break dancing is possessed.
not to mention that DEATH HIMSELF is in the neighborhood.
10:08 I always thought it was some dude trying to pull on his extremely tight pants.
He's using a jackhammer? :P
True. It looks more like that Dewani90 to me too.
Michael Akkerman yeah
Hey Mike, how's Plastic Apocalypse coming?
Same here
"...even Nintendo still makes games, but that's debatable."
Ouch.
JurassicToys2000 Had to remember that this was made in the Wii U era when I heard that.
Yeah, still kind of applies now.
Savage
Yeah, cuz Mario Odyssey and Breath of the Wild aren't good games or highlights of their respective series at all (just the two most well known gaming series). Nintendo makes great games, they just struggled in the Wii U era.
Theroux it really doesn't at all now
10:52 I like how the entire page is implied to be about him
He was the town hero after all.
Oh that headline occurred when you Game Over
did anyone else catch the "slow death is crossing" sign at the end?
also he didn't really throw it at 15:50.
I SEE THROUGH YOUR TRICKS
lol yeah
what's that sign say it says death... BOOM!
I almost didn't, had to go back and look again to make sure I really saw that.
no, you are a special one
"...and even Nintendo still makes games but, that's debatable"
DAYUM
basically fanboys versus haters
*WASTED*
James doesn't even play new games all that much, so he's talking out of his ass.
And he'll be drooling when the new Zelda comes out.
+Kentama Nintendo have released 5 Wii U games in 11 months, he isn't wrong.
This was a quite decent episode. The best in a long time. Felt like a classic AVGN episode. Thanks, James!
Best in a long time? Dude, did you SEE the last one? That's gonna be unbeatable for a long, long time.
+DarthRushy really got me in the feels man. My middle school years were filled with the nerd (I'm 20 now)
I see what you mean with it feeling like the old classics but I have really enjoyed all the new content. There are very few bad avgn episodes.
I agree. The last ones were OK but this one was very good.
]-)ΣΔ†]-[ I wouldn't go that far, considering that there are 140 episodes out and most of them stone cold classics anyway.
I loved this game as a kid and became a paperboy. I can confirm that by rolling your papers up a certain way resulted in a superior throwing weapon. It was more like throwing a hatchet. I prided myself on my ability to throw from the street or sidewalk accurately. I loved paper boxes because they were a challenge. My route was around 130 papers and I hated Sunday Papers...
6:11 dating advice with James Rolfe
Throw a newspaper into a mailbox
I bet he threw that game at the Nostalgia Critic's house. XD!
That would've been hilarious and a great cameo to have the paper breaking the window and then NC shows up. shaking his fist at AVGN passing by, screaming, "NEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!"
Headcanon accepted
He should review a movie on a similar presence of delivering newspapers which after he got hit in the head by the game then gets hit when he's standing on his doorway saying NEEEEERRRRRRDDDD!!!!
like that disney movie called paper brigade lol
OMG YES
10:08
I always just referred to him as that guy trying to put his pants on
7:19 - "EXTRA! EXTRA! PAPERBOY GONE MAD!"
*goes
i discovered this show about...2 months ago. watched every episode and now it sucks having to wait
You better get used to it
I've been watching this show since 2006 how do you think I feel.
true, BUT it feels so good when a new one comes out. Just like being constipated for two whole weeks and then finally being able to push that brand new turd out.
Oh yeah!
+Dee Xiao Long Exactly
Welcome to the club.
The idea of James filming himself throwing papers as the nerd, while his neighbors are just sitting there going.... made me laugh my ass off.
He has the best cat impression in the world
Horst Michael Kuefner yeah bow to your feet
*PREEAWN*
Right now you have 369 like 300 69likes
I'm still laughing my ass off from that part
Yeah
"Nintendo still makes games, but that's debatable"
That was definitely a perspective of Nintendo back in 2016.
That line became extremely dated because one year later Nintendo switch came up and reverse their decline in fortune
when did say that?
@@paburo-san6667 Which one: Nintendo making games or the one about Billy Mitchel?
@@Cyberbrickmaster1986 both
@@paburo-san6667 Billy Mitchell one was from his Transformers review. As for the Nintendo one, I assumed it was from this video, but now I'm not exactly sure. I probably need to recheck.
When Nerd said "I have delivery to make." I thought he was going to take a shit on the game.
+VixXstazosJOB tell that to lloyd kaufman
+Dominik Ko I thought the exact same thing
nothing juvenile about emptying your ass on a shitty game.
+Daniel Holland Me Too.
I thought I was the only one. I thought he'd shit too :D
"Cant i take the day off if there is a toramdo warning!?"
Not if you work retail.
ravenclawtom def not if you work in a retirement home
@@maggs131 it's what torams do
You're not kidding 😟
not if you work at waffle house
Its the same thing with level 3 snow emergencies its fucking insane
12 years....12 years the nerd have given us 12 years...man this guy is God!
*has
FUCK YOU!
12 years? It's almost the same time it took them to make boyhoo...
Oh wait, this is not RLM video.
Boyhood took 12 years to make.
and it still sucked
I was a papergirl when this game came out. I loved it!
No SUCH THING!!
@@slimpickens01dont be sexist in the gen Z century :/
@@tylern6420 Lol young women think looking in their general direction is sexist nowadays
hahaa girls dont exist
Did the gream reaper come after you? 🤣
"It's like a game kids used to play in the 60's, where they shit into two seperate toilets then they flushed them simultaneously hoping their turds would meet" one of the best AVGN lines ever. XD
šimon švec yeah
Actually, I just made that up.
I think its from family guy o.O
14:01 this is the 80's equivalent to "git gud scrub"
Before it was cool
Still waiting for Newspaper Adult Car Driving Deliverer in 2016-2017.
upgrade your "paper cannon"
2018!
TheHero136 better ask nintendo
I actually legit played that as a kid (my dad delivered newspapers, and sometimes I helped out)
I heard that Newspaper Adult Car Driving Deliverer comes bundled with Half-Life 3
I was surprised he didn't like Paperboy. I loved this game. You gain new subscribers by completing a perfect route. Some of those converted red houses that convert are almost impossible to hit. The Tornado is a Swarm of bee's. The dog and bee's are the number one Killers. AVGN Fan right here. Thank you for the years of laughs.
Love starting the week with new AVGN! Love your work as usual James!
tim it's you I've love your videos and just wanted to congratulate you on 80k and I'm glad you enjoy something I hope to see competing with the big dogs one day like Linus and jayztwocents love you Tim keep that wonderful channel of your growing ^_^
Hail to the fucking Nerd!!!
I vote Saab.
GHG you're awesome!!
+Eddie hi guess what I found a snes!!!!! :D
One of my favorites. I used to play this in the arcade as a kid. I was so excited when it came out for the NES but was totally disappointed when I played it and realized how poor the version was compared to the arcade. Recently bought it on my PS2 and it’s just like the arcade. My sons are playing it with me now.
What's the difference?
@@englishislit7720 Everything. It was like watching a Hollywood blockbuster movie shot with a camcorder.
“Cats would bow at your feet.” “Brrrw”🤣
Is that from the video?
@@coktoe4487 yes
On 6:12
😂😂😂👌👌👌
........... i would die literally i am allergic
@@coktoe4487 yes
Imagine riding a bike into the Grim Reaper with so much force that even the Reaper gets obliterated.
8:21 You talk about the pausing oddity. My theory is that this was done to better support the "Slow Motion" feature available on some controllers, such as the NES Advantage. "Slow Motion" was simply Turbo for the Start button, so having this "pause toggle" behavior would provide a much smoother slow motion experience when using the NES Advantage.
3:46: Myth Confirmed! You can break a window with a newspaper!
he was break dancing? I thought he was putting his pants on.
oh my god i thought that too hahahaha
His break dancing looks more definable in the Arcade version
+AzureMajora Don't forget the Genesis version.
TheRainbowLoom King Genesis was before my childhood :P
U always thought he was having some sort of seizure
I come back to these old AVGN videos just for the hit of nostalgia I get when I hear the old intro song.
Feeling nostalgia for old nostalgia focused videos makes me feel old in a way that I didn't even think a person could feel.
At least Paperboy _has_ a manual. Nowadays, manuals are a dying art. Just three or four pages of controls and photo-sensitivity warnings...if you're lucky. Otherwise, you'll just get a dinky little card.
Jonathan Szuhai Fable 2 has one heck of a good manual.
The only good manual i've seen lately is the smash bros brawl/wii u manual.
the game cyberpunk reintroduced manuals
High scores at 3:11
2. DAT
4. BOY
o shit waddup!
oh shit waddup
3. CNCR
stop
Here comes dat boiiiiiii
xD
"This is the type of person who takes out a house fly with a grenade, and when his car runs out of gas, he buys a new car"
ThePonyDalek that's the kind of extreme measures I would expect to see on the simpsons
@@dionwoollaston5717 what? Homer Simpson buying a new car every time he runs out of gas?
David William kind of but what I meant was trying to fix simple problems with over the top solutions
@@dionwoollaston5717 well who the hell would've thought? Taking the extreme solutions just to solve simple problems
This is also the type of person who buys new clothes after his old clothes get dirty!
13:58 People asking for advice on Fromsoft games be like
Be like what?
Their experience is like the timestamped clip. That's what I mean.
James looked so surprised when that paper broke that window. Lol
I grew up playing all of these games and as the years go by the avgn will always be there when I play them. Thanks for all your videos and hopefully years to come.
"The grim reaper is in town. That's a problem.."
"Here. Read the obituaries, you piece of shit."
It’s Death waiting to ambush Simon Belmont in the tornado.
@@misterbubbles6389 i was about to make that comment
In sims you would have a new husband
Simon when he travel to Paperboy's game he gets killed by the reaper
Nothing beats that breakdancing guy on the pavement 😂
15:50
That was the Nostalgia Critic's house, wasn't it?
That would've been the perfect opportunity for a quick cameo from the nostalgia critic
That would've been a good opportunity to say a subscribe/unsuscribe joke too.
It came through his window and he said "OH PAPER BOI FUCK YEEEEAH!!!"
Ahh fuck the nostalgia critic! AVGN FOREVER!!!
(And maybe the Phelous)
A Defender I'm just being honest, and the scary thing is that I don't remember commenting this reply.
3:39 The Angry Video Game Mythbuster.
How did I miss this episode? I have no memory of it, and it's one of the funniest ones.
"Did I get served?" Lol
IIRC the tornado was a swarm of bees in the arcade, but was lost in translation to the NES
In the manual, it has TORNADOS on the obstacle list!
I don't care if there's a tornado or Death itself is in town. I want my paper!
You don't need the newspaper. You already got your weather and your obituaries right there.
***** Newspaper now!
+vm141789 *flings through window*
There is a tornado in the town? Let's call the cheetahman with the bow!
I subscribed
Top 10 Best Strategies.
Just Don't Get Hit.
GIT GUD!
GG
Ally with the unicorn mafia so you can land a hit
2:15 Oh, I forgot about the construction worker humping a pogo stick!! lol
On a delivery related note, the Mexican guy that delivers the papers where I work does it on bike with a headlight and a machete!!. I'm not kidding, either, he really delivers it with a machete strapped to his bike. He says it's "Just in case of mountain lions" LOL
8:52 that house is crazy.
I remember when I was 6 with Midway Arcade Treasures 1 on my PS2, playing Paperboy and purposefully destroying windows and running over flowers. Really fun, and I loved the game. I may be 16, but that's probably one of my favorite childhood games.
I'm only 28 and I never played this game again after you were born!! Also never owned any console version
7:34 "Horoscopes: You will achieve greatness... IN HELL!!!!" I loved that line so much.
also, at the end when he's like "If you'll excuse me, I have a delivery to make..." I thought he was gonna poop on the game.
3:39-AVGN Goes Mythbusters
7:21-JEEZ!
Evanator Extreme PAPER BOY GOES MAD
Gone bonkers!
Brad Hedgehog HERES SOME ASSIFIDES!
Great song too
Elemenopi HERE YOU GO DALIY DOOCHBAG!
Even as a kid I thought it was weird that some of the houses had gravestones in their front yards. Like grandma died and the family just said "F*** it, we'll just bury her under the sidewalk". No wonder that street is haunted! 🤣
I like how every clip of the game ends with him getting hit by something. A very accurate view of the game!
Extra! Latest AVGN episode really delivers.
Also, tornado kills boy.
Rip boy
he lived a life full of living.
+tyler nuesse
He died doing what he loved - child labour.
His boss fired him at his funeral because he was "sleeping on the job!"
does that mean if i die, i could get fired too?
"Newspapers still exist and Nintendo still makes games, though that's debatable." Savage, nerd.
those are consoles. not games.
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Also we dont know what the NX will really be like as it hasnt been released yet
At least now we know it'll come out on March 2017.
Eddie
Still thinking about whether to get an NX or not, been a long time since I played the old Wii :(
7:26
MY FAVORITE LINE
The street is Back to the Future and the sidewalk is Silver Surfer? I am actually curious how anyone would be able to fit that image into an AVGN game.
15:10 Why is it that the more he crashed the more it started sounding like music
Oh thank god. He's angry again.
Not Analytical Video Game Nerd.
back to good Ole avgn
Tall Scary Vampire Lady: *exists*
Almost every man: 6:20
Are you talking about last dimitresce
(Hard to spell, but I think you know what I mean)