Jack tells Prague stories like that one uncle who's been outside of America once and tells the same story over and over again at every family gathering.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear nate
Instead of Jack doing Ones instead of Hot Ones, he should do Cold Ones where instead of progressively spicier chicken wings they have drinks that get progressively higher in alcohol content
Thankfully Carvey is the master of disguise so they couldn’t tell he was the one who orchestrated the whole thing. Kinda killed his career tho since ppl always had a hunch but hey sometimes that’s just show business
Jacksfilms: "I use stitchfix because idk the fashion trends" Stitchfix: Puts him in a.... blue... t-shirt... Was that, like, hard to figure out for you, J?
@@waypastlame You can't go to all the locations in the first game? way past lame. edit: I'm seeing people are actually being serious about this so I will just say that I was just joking, making a play on words on the person I was responding's username (@Waypastlame) and saying something negative about the game and then sayung the lther dude's username (way past lame) It was a bad joke and I'm sorry
@@maestrofeli4259 That was clear sequel-baiting. The game’d done so much already and you hadn’t even fought Thor or Odin yet. So it was no surprise to me.
@@maestrofeli4259 Well the locations didn’t exist within the game, it’s like if there was a game where you could travel to other planets in the solar system but a couple aren’t programmed into the game. The worlds that are locked off are ones that probably wouldn’t make narrative sense, like Asgard, where the gods live. Kratos wants nothing to do with gods.
i'm imagining jack filming that intro scene but not liking each line he did afterwards so he just has 5 crushed and empty whiteclaws underneath the tripod
I personally really enjoy hearing about other people's dreams. I also like telling people about my dreams, but nobody ever wants to listen. Something about the surreality of them intrigues me, I think.
@@meganefanatic9218 I was going to ask what you meant, but I thought I had it solved. I don't know what my dream was last night, but yesterday was absolutely miserable, so, if I had to guess, it was awful.
hey John, i know you don't really read the comments, but just in case, what you could do is go on Hot Ones with Erin, and you can do the first 5 sauces which are generally fairly mild to medium, then have Erin do the last 5 sauces :D
0:45 You know what? I respect that! Doing stupid shit while drunk is basically the Czech national sport, so from my point of view you didn't do anything wrong.
First: Jack says 'No!' like John Mulaney. Second: I can't stop looking at Jack's mustache at the middle because it dips down over the lip while the rest of the mustache doesn't
I miss this, genuinely before the green screen era of Jack’s videos I feel like they had more heart, it was more him authentically talking about things he enjoys and cracking witty jokes here and there, now it’s just him making gen alpha references with obnoxious editing and every video feels low effort on his end. Even just the openings to these JackAsk episodes feel so much more creative, him chugging a whole white claw still gets me lmao
Hi Jack! I've been watching you for longer than I can honestly remember, probably something crazy like 12 years. I can confidently say that I haven't liked watching you this much since the time I discovered your channel. I always liked watching your videos, but lately it's really been something else. I'm actually laughing out loud and I get the urge to share your videos to my friends like it's 2012. I'm going to start listening to the podcast soon too, it feels like it's right up my alley. I can see you got some sort of spark back, and it's honestly magical to watch you go! Sorry for the earnest comment.
It's crazy you have over 4 million subs and yet not a consistent 1 million views on your channel. You're still funny and enjoyable in my opinion. Granted though I did take a break for a bit, but you popped up in my 2 days ago and I haven't looked back since.
There's a really really good fanfiction on wattpad about you and Erin adopting a 14year old Y/N. It's very realistic and I definitely didn't feel the need to throw up.
If you ever actually do a fanfiction episode or if you're genuinely interested in finding good fanfiction, ao3 (archive of our own) is way better than wattpad, just a heads up
So, my question about who would be the highest rated on WikiFeet Mario, Sonic or Crash Bandicoot didn't make the cut, but a fucking "who's your favorite TMNT char." did? The system is rigged
"I'm waiting for when the white claw kicks in, hasn't yet"
1 second later
"First quæstion"
Take a shot everytime a bot replies to this comment
@@sopeachy.__ thanks now i have kidney Failure
@@sopeachy.__ now I'm blacked out drunk
@@sopeachy.__ oh no I'm dead
Jack tells Prague stories like that one uncle who's been outside of America once and tells the same story over and over again at every family gathering.
Jack saying “the white claw hasn’t kicked in” when he is clearly already somewhere between tipsy and drunk.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear nate
What the fuck are these replies
@@KipTM the bots are attacking as a horde
My god the bots are getting so fucking bad
@@thedarksaber if you think it's bad here, check moist criticals channel
i have never felt worse betrayal than jack not saying ja- as the intro.
this comment section is sad as shit just spam links
@@AlexToucan Can you even be trusted? 😳
@@cowch3916 ok fine you got me I’m the imposter
Jack should become a professional alcoholic
He isn't already?
Isn't he?
Bruh
Also first furry
what's up checkmark
finally a real job his parents will be proud.
Jacksfilms: "We like to keep it PG on the channel."
*Who's on your DILF list?*
"We keep it PG"
*"IT'S PIZZA SLUT-"*
Ketchup-water is intrinsically revolting. You're a maniac, John.
I'd rather die than live knowing I've consumed ketchup-water.
@@WordoftheElderGods this is why i’ve never had ketchup
Mustard water is worse.
@@TallicaMan1986 relish water would like to have a word.
I've never tried it but I know there's bound to be at least one person out there who has
Even more scary than regular Saw traps.
Instead of Jack doing Ones instead of Hot Ones, he should do Cold Ones where instead of progressively spicier chicken wings they have drinks that get progressively higher in alcohol content
There’s already a podcast by that name hosted by Maxmoefoe and anything4views and Jack was already on it
@@sinistrality buddy that’s already a show and Jack was already on it
@@heisenbergdad9225 yeah that’s what I said mate
tight ones
Progressively mintier lamb chops
"nothing gives me greater joy than making my wife break" okay but he's the only person that can say this and it doesn't feel sexual at all lmao
Master of Disguise Director: "I have some bad news..."
Dana Carvey: *Sucks head into shell*
Thankfully Carvey is the master of disguise so they couldn’t tell he was the one who orchestrated the whole thing. Kinda killed his career tho since ppl always had a hunch but hey sometimes that’s just show business
reminds me of a bojack bit
Jack before drinking: Intelligent
Jack after drinking: Intelligence intensified.
True
Bruh
Also first furry
what's up checkmark
@@milktea6676 1st sin
E
Yeah, I think Jack should host interviews with escalatingly alcoholic shots of whiskey before each question. Shot Ones, please.
That's already a thing, it's called Cold Ones.
"The drunkest I've ever been" oh so a normal Wednesday for Mr. Films
Mr. Films lmfao
This implies that each Wednesday, he gets more drunk than the last Wednesday. I love it.
That's Dr. Videos to you.
Mr. Films... Lost my shit cross-dimensionally
Jacksfilms: "I use stitchfix because idk the fashion trends"
Stitchfix: Puts him in a.... blue... t-shirt...
Was that, like, hard to figure out for you, J?
@@joshroehl6098 GOD DAMN IT I KEEP CLICKING ON THAT LINK XD
@@DoodleStein its an ad bot, if there's a link its an ad or its a rickroll.
Internet 101
I DID NOT expect to see actual God of War criticism from Johnsvideos
Loved it
He'll probably lighten up on it once the next game come out and he gets to go to all the other places and finish the story
@@waypastlame You can't go to all the locations in the first game? way past lame.
edit: I'm seeing people are actually being serious about this so I will just say that I was just joking, making a play on words on the person I was responding's username (@Waypastlame) and saying something negative about the game and then sayung the lther dude's username (way past lame)
It was a bad joke and I'm sorry
@@maestrofeli4259 That was clear sequel-baiting. The game’d done so much already and you hadn’t even fought Thor or Odin yet. So it was no surprise to me.
@@maestrofeli4259 Well the locations didn’t exist within the game, it’s like if there was a game where you could travel to other planets in the solar system but a couple aren’t programmed into the game.
The worlds that are locked off are ones that probably wouldn’t make narrative sense, like Asgard, where the gods live. Kratos wants nothing to do with gods.
Lol Jack has the whitest dreams: his 3 snowball dogs and college
He was literally talking about not being able to handle hot sauce
John’s really embracing his girlboss status with that white claw…
@TommyInnit 🅥 tommyfakeit
John is a true #girlboss
girlboss is one word get it right
@@sillygoosetaur omg i am so sorry, please forgive me
excuse you, John is a malewife
"Pizza- **surprised gasp** *it's Pizza Slut!* " Is the cutest drunk thing I've ever seen
i'm imagining jack filming that intro scene but not liking each line he did afterwards so he just has 5 crushed and empty whiteclaws underneath the tripod
That Ketchup water trap was honestly scarier than a lot of the actual saw traps
When the opening shot is Jack chugging a White Claw you know it’s gonna be a good one
That’s the thing that scares me
I clicked faster than Jack downs a White Claw
Not fast enough
Im faster
Bruh
Also first furry
You aren’t the only one.
@TommyInnit 🅥 stop you godamn bot
11:09 Jack saying "pure smut" with such a pious distain, is perfect
Why I go to Jacksfilms:
1: comedy
2: crippling alcoholism
@TommyInnit 🅥 stop it with the bots
@MrBeаst 🅥 thanks mr beast! Love what you’ve done with the channel
@MrBeаst 🅥 stop go away
My comment is 2 minutes old and it’s already a dumpster fire here
@@screencuisine8121 how does it feel to be chosen by the comment gods
Jack: drinks
also jack: tells us he hasn’t been drunk in 12 years
I personally really enjoy hearing about other people's dreams. I also like telling people about my dreams, but nobody ever wants to listen. Something about the surreality of them intrigues me, I think.
Hit me
@@meganefanatic9218 I refuse. You will never know whether or not you are in a dream. That's how it will be.
@@None-Trick_Pony I meant as hit me, tell me your dream
@@meganefanatic9218 I was going to ask what you meant, but I thought I had it solved. I don't know what my dream was last night, but yesterday was absolutely miserable, so, if I had to guess, it was awful.
@@meganefanatic9218 I've also been replaying Paper Mario, and I have this odd feeling that it snuck its way into my dream.
hey John, i know you don't really read the comments, but just in case, what you could do is go on Hot Ones with Erin, and you can do the first 5 sauces which are generally fairly mild to medium, then have Erin do the last 5 sauces :D
I feel bad that we’re doing this to you John…alcoholism is not the answer to any JackAsk question
Jackask question: why is my car so fucked up?
"This is why you don't drink before you sleep"
Try SSRI my guy
Try antidepressants?
0:45 You know what? I respect that! Doing stupid shit while drunk is basically the Czech national sport, so from my point of view you didn't do anything wrong.
can confirm as a czech
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The turtle 🐢 history lesson was my favorite part of any jacksfilms video ever
Also… the way he licks his fingers before every question 😆
Jack should do a twitch stream where he reads those “well written” wattpad fanfics.
First: Jack says 'No!' like John Mulaney.
Second: I can't stop looking at Jack's mustache at the middle because it dips down over the lip while the rest of the mustache doesn't
glad we finally have a clip of Jack saying “it’s so loose and stretchy”
Jack mentions ketchup water as a PG saw trap... Literally got a Heinz Ketchup advertisement after that!
Love the fact that whenever I’m looking through your channel for something to watch, you upload.
Jack chugged that white claw faster then Erin would divorce him
nice one
Jeez that was harsh 😭😭
This is a certified jack classic
I miss this, genuinely before the green screen era of Jack’s videos I feel like they had more heart, it was more him authentically talking about things he enjoys and cracking witty jokes here and there, now it’s just him making gen alpha references with obnoxious editing and every video feels low effort on his end. Even just the openings to these JackAsk episodes feel so much more creative, him chugging a whole white claw still gets me lmao
Jack is giving off a 'John Mulaney if he fell off and became an alcoholic youtuber' kinda vibe.
that "noO!" gave such a John Mulaney vibes XD
john mulaney was an alcoholic😭😭
10:06 Oh he absolutely was, they were filming the Turtle Club scene when the attack on Twin Towers happened
glad to see jacks just as happy as ever
The ketchup water saw trap made me laugh harder than I care to admit. 🤣
Jack looked drunk before he even took a sip of the White Claw
He looks drunk when he's sober.
It took him 10 tries to get that intro clip
Hi Jack! I've been watching you for longer than I can honestly remember, probably something crazy like 12 years. I can confidently say that I haven't liked watching you this much since the time I discovered your channel. I always liked watching your videos, but lately it's really been something else. I'm actually laughing out loud and I get the urge to share your videos to my friends like it's 2012. I'm going to start listening to the podcast soon too, it feels like it's right up my alley. I can see you got some sort of spark back, and it's honestly magical to watch you go! Sorry for the earnest comment.
the title made me think this would be a chad “broseph” Huntington episode
Now that's a spicy throwback
It's crazy you have over 4 million subs and yet not a consistent 1 million views on your channel. You're still funny and enjoyable in my opinion. Granted though I did take a break for a bit, but you popped up in my 2 days ago and I haven't looked back since.
Why are we not taking about how Jack said “Jumanji”?
well he emphasised it in a odd way but how else do you pronounce it?
jumunji
@@tyleraws
Jew-Munji
@@tyleraws I usually pronounce it Je-Mahn-Jee
Where does he say that I can't find it
Nvm I found it it's at 10:35
Thanks!
what a chad move to just chug an entire white claw before starting the show holy fuck
he usually does it off camera so it was a nice behind the scenes glimpse
Charlotte* move
There's a really really good fanfiction on wattpad about you and Erin adopting a 14year old Y/N. It's very realistic and I definitely didn't feel the need to throw up.
о__о
now this is what i call entertainment
why do you still say "grinds my gears" jack? just say "censors my hentai" like the rest of us.
Sours my apples
Chaps my ass
Waters my almonds
Member rustle my Jimmie's I member
or the classic "Salts my apples"
I can't believe Erin allowed you to drink as much as you wanted. Must be a special day.
Thanks Jack. After 12 long years, I finally know the name of the movie that freaked me out as a child
That shrinking baby dream sounds like something I'd dream about, my anxiety dreams are always about being responsible for tiny life forms
If you ever actually do a fanfiction episode or if you're genuinely interested in finding good fanfiction, ao3 (archive of our own) is way better than wattpad, just a heads up
So, my question about who would be the highest rated on WikiFeet Mario, Sonic or Crash Bandicoot didn't make the cut, but a fucking "who's your favorite TMNT char." did?
The system is rigged
Submit it again that is a great question
Don’t give up
The openings of these videos are so underrated you come up with such funny bits every time lol
6:39 Am I going insane or did Jack wink at the camera when talking about God of War 4 on the PS4?
omg he did
Hey jack, please never change the Jackask ending song, it gives me comfort and joy
"I'm very particular about my brand being family friendly"
He says while skulling a whiteclaw
Jack is the best RUclipsr , I have been watching him since I was a kid and now I am 46 years years old… keep going jack
I feel like this is a joke but i also can't tell if it is or not
@@erikapavedtheway it s a joke told 28 years ago on this comment section
Jack dreams about his dogs a lot. . . is 3 dogs on a couch just one of his fever dreams reenacted?
I love how Jack's finishing jokes always operate in a Chekhov's gun effect.
i'm sorry but i need a whole video of you reciting pg rated saw scenarios
one of the things i love about the podcast is actually Erin's laugh.
you know he’s drunk when the title says “JackAsk #118” even though the last one was Jackask #116
If you wanna know why, listen to the 4th episode of their podcast, I think they mentioned it there
I couldn’t tell if this was a joke or not, so yeah, kinda funny but just in case you didn’t know 🙌🏻
There's a good reason why it's like that
He privated or took down #117
Jack changed it to #117
Thanks
10:53 *flashback to Jack reading 'My Immoral' on stream* yeah, I'm not so sure about the "well written" part lol
I got a heinz ketchup ad right after the saw trap answer
Wow, drunk on seltzers? What a mad lad! Truly, it doesn't take much when you're 50. Keep it up old man!
You unlocked a very deep memory with that reference to the master of disguise… I remember rewatching that over and over as a child
He looks so serious while drinking that Beer lol
@UCJ7lDPk7WcQ0kpsaRTO1Wkw dont worry, i wont 🙂
I died during the pg rated saw trap
1:27 Sean was proud of that edit, I know it.
.02 seconds after he talked about the ketchup water torture, I got a Heinz ketchup ad. Brilliant
Im Too early, i need friends
I’ll be your friend lmao
I don't need friends they disappoint me
YES
too early indeed
@@sof6371 *pose
MASTER OF DISGUISE WAS MY BOYFRIENDS FAVOURITE MOVIE AS A CHILD I CANNOT WAIT TO INFORM HIM OF THIS
i need an update please i am begging you
@@harlothex3326 him and his brother both enjoyed the trivia
Impressive chug, Jack. How many takes did that take?
Hey, can you make a tierlist of all the previous questions of this episode?
So jack is probably banned from more than one country
God, that ketchup water saw-trap is going to give me nightmares.
3:36 Can just tell that this where those whiteclaws really hit
I got a ketchup ad right after the ketchup water bit.
The most dangerous predator, the White Claw
We don't talk enough about the fact that four months later he did do Hot Ones, except no interview and was writing a song.
Anyways, continue browsing
one sip of coke and vodka is the drunkest ive ever been, and im also a jack
I would really like a video version of your podcast! I personally really prefer to have a visual reference like H3 or gus and eddy
Honest to God, jacksfilms just talking about God of War makes me want him to talk more video games
Should read the fanfic on the podcast so we can hear Erin laugh the entire time 😂
That ketchup water response is actually the most uncomfortable I've felt in a while.
I don't know why people say that nobody likes hearing each other's dreams. I love it! I enjoy hearing what somebody's subconsciousness has cooked up!
"Nothing gives me more joy then making my wife break" 😏👁👄👁
I didn’t think the Turtle Club outfit could be more cursed that it already was. Holy shit…
Question - When will you let Erin out? She hasn't seen her family in so long. Jack, I'm pleading with you.
John's answer: You can see her... In our new podcast!
*That's the only time I will take her out of the basement.*
Sadly, he let her out, and internet vultures forced her back into her cage :(
Yeah blame trolls. The last jackask with her was amazing.
Jack is the drunk nerdy kid at the party that tries to tell you the entire story of god of war
Alcohol just heightens Jack's senses.
The ketchup water bit made me choke on a pistachio
#jackask who’d win in a fight, Morbidly A. Beast or furvius?
Wasn't this asked already?
@@joeonyt196 I hope not
@@joelee_opium yes it was asked before
@@joeonyt196 dang
@@joeonyt196 wait which jackask was it. I’ve been asking this for weeks and I just figure out now?