No One Danced With Her - Destination Perfect (Vol. 11)
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- A lot of flippies in this one ay! Cheers for watching legends :)
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Sauces:
1. Wheelburrow - @giovanni_peterle TT
2. Double Flippies - Devon T.
3. Street Surfing - @thomasdeir IG
4. Surf Teacher - Ramaina at Surf Ranch, CA.
5. Dance Deal - @kkenziegreene TT
6. Kindle - @drmsbooksandcats T
7. Horse Archery - Unknown
8. Dive - @asbjorg_n
9. Monster Truck - Tony W.
10. Community Footy - @baselinefooty TT
11. Carol of the Bells - Lindsay Stirling
12. Fast Flippy! @iampolly__ TT
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The 15sec dance girl would be a candidate for the postapocalyptic world team. She doesn’t care about looks. She just wants to be done with the problem.
I still can't wrap my head around her being the only one to dance. When I was in school, I would have gladly publicly humiliated myself to get out of writing a paper.
So you think people who rather make fools of themselves than do actual work and learn are good for society?
She avoided the problem, never solved it, and is forever a clown.
If the teacher made that suggestion, it is probably because the paper isnt that important for the course
No need to be that boring, sir. ;)
@@pistonburner6448You enjoy writing your 15k paper, that's clearly just busy work. I'll have fun for 15 seconds, a story for life, and my weekend to myself.
@@pistonburner6448 Work smarter. Not harder.
That dude on a horse is why the Mongols built the largest empire the world has ever seen. Imagine being a medieval peasant or soldier and seeing that shit. You'd be just like, "OK, you win!" and then just offer your new leaders a medieval mid-strength beer.
Or you build a castle...
@@gobihoukou1 The Mongols were pretty good at dealing with those too.
@@gobihoukou1 The Mongols also had really good siege weaponry. They were also completely unscrupulous which is why they were the first people to ever use biological warfare. No really, they would launch victims of the Black Plague over city walls to infect the defenders.
And don't forget to offer your daughters to him as well. There's a reason 1 in 200 people are descendants of Genghis Khan.
Second largest
My favorite part of the 15-second dance (apart from the girl’s confidence and bravery) is the low-key support she gets from her friend at the end with the pat on the back and fist-bump ❤️
And if you look carefully, you can see the big guy also providing a fist bump and be left hanging. Sorry dude, no dancing, no chances.
Haha, I totally missed that! And so did she, apparently! 😂
Lindsey Stirling is one heck of a performer. Love her work
Shatter me with Lzzy Hale is one of my all time favourites 😍 phenomenal
pretty sure is playback
@@Luanne1992 heard her fo the Assassin's Creed cover way back and been hooked ever since
Have you heard her new song Eye of the Untold Her? It's gorgeous and the music video is amazing. I saw her live and she's spectacular; she once jumped from like this high rise where the drummer was did. Not. Miss. A BEAT when she landed. Sensational.
What was that tune she was playing? It's on the tip of my tongue. I just can't place it..... Actually, for some reason, I have it in my head that it sounded like the music from Home Alone?!?!?!?!
Love that Dancing Girl. She didnt even hesitaded to get up and show them some Moves 😂 all Others absolutely L's
Au contraire! If you put examples of my dancing aside examples of my writing, the choice would be obvious. 🤣😆
@@bearvonsteuben9675 didn't say you had to dance well. Just dance. Lol
@@Reofenja Good point! 👍🤣😂
Why is no one talking about how creepy this rule is though? The teacher offering you a pass if you do a dance for him? This is very suss IMO
@@ArcanePath360 you must be fun at parties
lmao these maniacs doing flippy spinnys on concrete in bloody flipflops
Savage!!!!!
They're called thongs here in Aus, mate. Probably because we're 'down under' xD
Filipinos
@@DOI_ARTSi thought that too. Probably Philippines. 🇵🇭
@@DOI_ARTS Flippy-pinos
I feel bad for that Shila who didn’t get an applause after such an amazing performance.
1:44 15k words on the implications of AI? Easy if you have ChatGPT write it for you.
The pony horse guy with his awesome coat was hands down the best one. The strength it takes to do that, and how cool he looks… I don’t even care if he hit his target! Lol.
Mongolians are the best archers and the best horsemen in the world, always have been.
The jump at the beginning is impressive, but more impressive is the fact that they did it in beach sandals...
Just saying they’re called Slides. Calling them beach sandals is a bit ignorant cause to a lot of people around the world who live in slums who’ve never seen a beach, that’s all they got
@@AcidAroma Wake up at 8am, take a shower, brush my teeth, then go find something to get offended about. OK, lets take a look at the RUclips comments.
BEACH SANDALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *****phones police******
Without a head in the balls situation either.😁👏
@@mrh107 Some people just live to be triggered because they can't find joy in life (millennials)
thongs*
"I'm not even goin' to replay that" but I am. Wow.
Same. About 6 times.
Yup
I even slowed it down and watched it a few times.
Engagement hack - activated
The bloke helping the kid to stand up its a bloody legend teacher, imagine a teacher teaching math like that in high school, i’d probably learn more
"What's 2+2?"
"Why are we in the water?"
"Two. Plus. Two"
He'd never stand a chance of doing that on a real wave though - just sayin'.
Pony archery guy is good, but what's with hanging off the saddle for another half an hour after releasing his shaft? I mean, OK, well done, you shot whatever it was (wonder how accurately, but anyway). Great. But are you just showing off now? What?
@@christopherbedford9897 Yeah, but he was so cool just ambling along, knees on the board when he sees this beginner kid and his dad and elects to help the kid. That kid learned more in that bit than he would in the sea. Anyway, that manufactured wave is also used by world and olympic teams of the US, so at least they have a wave to practice on. There are more wave variations too and its calculated by computer.
And a hell of a wave park. Cheap to ride there too, I bet.
@@LyraTyrell CAN'T breathe 🤣
At 2:12 The archer on horseback shooting the bow is extremely impressive. Not only was his horsemanship and archery skills top notch, his sense of style is top shelf as well. Imagine back in the day when there were hundreds of thousands like him riding across the steppes.
Happy White Scar noises
That guy makes those RC Monster Truck videos look so realistic
Bigmerica Rc
I don't care for those RC vids myself, but this is a real truck, you can see the driver on the center at the start. Also I noticed the jersey barrier and plastic blocks, those are life sized.
its an RC @@Switcharoo12
You can see the steering servo and body pins
@@Switcharoo12 😅 Yeah.. it's an RC. Had you fooled, and you already KNOW about the RC vids. 😬
And here comes Ozzy man to cheer us all up no matter what is going on in our lives. I think his videos can qualify as "perfect" as well
Agreed.
M8 ❤
Definitely!!
Brown noser! LoL :)
2:10 He even has the winter themed bows.
What I can bring to the apocalyptic survival team:
Good vibes.
I was going to bring my Canadian connection (obviously important), but you've got Goal Tendy skills too. Oh well. If you need a post-apocalyptic board game video, I'm yours.
Good vibes? Well the ladies would like that when the batteries run out in their dishwasher safe boyfriends.
Lets see.. what do I bring.. I can grow and cook food, produce three different types of fuel for engines, repair anything, build structures, plan an invasion or a defense, move heavy things, repair leaking body parts (within reason), and I can produce electricity with various means, most of which are silent, and heat water to 140F without burning anything in the depths of winter.
You'll have to defend against my followers most likely... or become one of the work force, because we will have food and you can learn new skills.
What I can bring to the apocalyptic survival team:
Cannon Fodder 😂
Skilless in this new world, i will be the perfect choice as an easily expendable life, for the greater good and survival of the group, in the face of other threats and dangers.
Thank you for your consideration.
Bruh what survival team you'd be the first to get eaten or smthn😂
What can I bring? As a lawyer I could maybe unite everyone else in their common loathing of me and my kind 😅
Lindsey Stirling! 🎻🤩❤️🔥
Theres a bagpipe players on yt. The Snake Charmer & Ally the Piper. The 2 did an amazing duet
@@Yroko Awesome, will check them out thanks for the recommendation
@@Yroko allys duet of thunderstruck with buckets the drummer lives rent free in my brain
@@phoenixdzk same here, theres 1 more woman that plays bagpipes i cant remember her name, shes also great.
Lindsey Stirling with Pentatonix. Radioactive. Old video, but destination perfect.
Moon Trance, Shadow and Stampede are also destination perfect.
Can't forget shatter me
@@kevinjohnson4288 Shatter paired with anime montage is an exercise in epic badassery
Violinist is the remarkable Lindsey Sterling. God I love her. And her music!
I was wonder. Love violin music as much as metal on an electric guitar
@@eligebrown8998 I don't know if she's still making music but Emilie Autumn plays a mean electric violin!
The real hero is the horse for being able to run like that without tipping over sideways!
…and as it doesn't lean against the weight when running, the whole balance of the situation seems to be off. Either the pony weighs ten tons and the rider ten grams or there is video editing magic at play there.
@@zweispurmopped lol the pony doesnt need to weigh ten tons. only few hundred kilos probably
@@maaaaaap So next we consider the density of animal's body masses and find they are roughly the same across all species. Birds and dinosaurs often have a lighter builds, lots of air pockets in their bodies, but otherwise, they are roughly the same. That pony on that video clip is pretty small compared to the rider, the weight ratio of horse to rider may be as high as 4 to 1, or 3 to one. You need a full size, 6 foot shoulder height horse to get to around 10 to 1 for a 50 Kg rider.
Now I challenge you to pick a weight a quarter of your body weight, hold it with your arms outstretched and not lean to the weight. That includes not extending a foot to under the weight to stabilise your position. 😉
@@zweispurmopped so you are saying its fake? You can even see the horse leaning slightly to the opposite side. The center of mass of the pony is pretty low which also makes it easier
@@zweispurmopped I think they must be running on a sideways incline.
The same people who opted for the essay will be the same people asking for an extension to turn it in 😑
And considering the nature of the paper to be written, they were also probably the same ones who reminded their high school teacher to assign homework at the end of last period on a Friday.
Naah, they'll be the ones using AI to write the thing ... kinda meta
@@lilymarinovic1644 saw you spam this a few times here now. You do realise there is software that can tell you how mich of an assignment was copied/pasted or created using ai sich as chatgpt?
That's without even considering that the person grading the essay is probably used to spotting what was ai generated and what was written by a student.
Source; i am a lecturer in mechanical engineering.
Using ai for essays is nowhere near as foolproof as you think it is.
@@Firesword534 LMAO :)
That's what I thought too, almost every student I know is using chatgpt to write their papers.
the guy on the pony is a real life dothraki
Lindsey Stirling in a Destination Perfect video that is absolutely sensational. OzzyMan could honestly do a whole video dedicated to her she is ABSOLUTELY outstanding.
she great song writer.
to be fair, her live performances especially early on were not that good. music wise.
she has ofc improved on all that.
but still nothing beats just doing it in studio, and more standard style. when it just comes to the pure music aspect of it.
that said. i love everything she done. she took everyones advice and said i do it myself lol
for that reason i do love what youtube provides.
she gone on to make her own recording company as well. and im sure other things.
no one would sign her for years. she finally does her own stuff thye were lining up to get her. she told them all NO.
and signs up and comers herself now. well, im sure she has manager that handles it but still. her company.
I remember when she started small as a bloody youtuber. She washed away everyone with violin. Looking at Vanessa Mae.
Wooot Lindsey 😊 love her stuff lucky to have seen her live at some point
I saw her Christmas show this winter, was great!
Fun fact that Carol of the Bells is based on a Ukrainian song Shchedryk!
Shout out to Lindsey Sterling and her epicness.
The girl who got up and danced, has so much charisma and seems sweet. How could there not be another person in that whole class to try the same? People are such normies.
I'm more surprised nobody even applauded. All she got for her efforts was a fistbump from the person she was sitting next to, and not having to write a report that was apparently not even necessary if all you had to do to get out of it was dance for 15 seconds.
No applause was really disappointing.
I'm an unathletic slightly chubby man who would definitely be uncomfortable as hell doing that, but you better believe I'd do it anyway to avoid a freaking 150000 word paper! 15 seconds of searing embarrassment to avoid hours and hours or tedious research and writing? No brainer.
Maybe they are actually trying to learn and grow, not just skim their way through school.
@@Mrbeat-88 You don't get it do you? Attending is learning and growing. Writing a 15k word essay on the implication of AI is boring, useless and a waste of time.
Your apocalyptic team needs me as I'm in a wheelchair and make the perfect getaway bait
I would want you in the Zombie Apocalypse, as I am a slow runner.
@@PinballBob1Ha haha. Good one.
For a brief moment... the vision of the surf teacher and the girl dancing made this living a bit less horrid and reminded me there's still good in the world.
Thanks Ozzy Man.
The professor said an essay on AI. I think it was a trick question and the other students are just going to let ChatGPT do it's magic.
It's 15000 words. Gpt or not, that's a pain in the arse
OMG The Kindle stand and remote!! How many times have I wished for that? None of the other things are achievable for me.
I’m getting one!
That kid on the surf board will remember that day forever. Ozzyman you never fail. Awsome videos as always. Love the violin concert
The monster truck is some briliant editing of an RC car to make it look real. The original videos have real engine noises and stuff in them.
I was wondering how the heck can it withstand those hits, than the empty cabin showed up...
X-MAXX at the skate park. Kev Talbot special 😂
Came here to say the same...
@@gobihoukou1 @ 2:48 you can see the driver :D
RC truck tires do not compress like that. 100% real
Well I replayed the fast flippy....now that is one chilled guy.
That class is pathetic. That girl is awesome!
You do Realize they didn't know the second option at the time
@@deannelson9565 yes. Yes I do. Have a good day.
@@deannelson9565 what?!? Get out of here no way!!!!!!
Um yes I did. Doesn’t change my thought mate. Have a good day!
The flip at the end was amazing.
He didn’t even replay it though, I had to rewatch it several times by myself 😅
Clean af, smooth walk off, easy W, good on the kid
And the way he did it, like it weren't no thing. Daaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnn 👏👏👏👏
Wasn’t it!
🎉🎉🎉
Flippy 1, Flippy 2, a spready slam and Bam! Fuken Fatality!🤣 Ozzyman's narration of that gymnast lives rent free in my head😂😂
The surfing dude in the red pants was rock solid. He never twitched for balance or shifted at all that was impressive looking.
He's only been surfing for over half a century..
@@petesmitt 😂😂😂
He's on his knees though. That's like half a leg each
Get that Mexican meteorologist on the survival team. Knowing when storms are coming will be vital to our survival.
Breeding will be a motivating factor.
That dude with the pony and the bow? That's why stirrups were invented
Stirrups did come from the East. It took until late Medieval Age to catch on in Europe.
@PinballBob1 yup. and I believe around a hundred years or so after that is when samurai started using firearms.
He needed to lean over that far to show off his fur jacket for the Dior ad.
That kid(and teacher) shredded that curl!!! So jealous and happy.
Right?! 🤗 I was amazed at how the instructor is obviously so comfortable riding waves that he didn't even need to watch what he was doing! His sole focus was on the youngun! The pair of them were awesome 👌🏽
Pretty sure it is a surf park so the waves are consistent. It's still impressive as hell
@@DocXango Its in California and is used by the US world and olympic teams to practice on
Omg. When I started archery that is EXACTLY how i envisioned myself plus horde! The reality... oh lawd blue bus special. But I never imagined my hair looking that damn fine! the surfing dude was just too smooth. Your commentary was nailed the feel perfectly LOL.
Destination perfect, is when a new Ozzy Man video pops up. Perfect to watch with a nice cuppa.
I'd do the dance anytime
I'm a pretty good writer.
I suck at dancing.
Even still, I'd be up there strutting my dancing fool to avoid a 15,000 word paper.
@ 3:30 You're not gunna replay it, but sure as hell am... That was smooth AF!
The Mongolians used to do these archery-on-horse things in history. That's one of the top reasons they conquered the world at the time.
He's not Mongolian. He's a Chinese stunt performer. And he's doing both things wrong. Riding the horse, and shooting the bow. He's not even using the Mongolian draw on the bowstring.
Ozzyman riding into the apocalypses with red pants surf instructor surfing alongside a monster truck hauling a pony and violins. Perfect
My favorite part about Lindsey sterling is when she was on AGT and they told her she wouldnt make it with her act. Now look at her. Shows how much those judges know.
Ozziman
I am not sure whether you realize how much joy and wonder your marvelous compilations bring, thanks from Europe
The monster truck is an RC one. They have a channel and do cool ass things with their rc trucks, they make the barriers size appropriate same with the jumps and such.
Came here to say this. Big Merica is awesome. Once he added the monster truck sounds he started fooling all the non RC people, lol.
As good as Lindsey’s Carol of the Bells is… you still made me hear Christmas music in April… so I can’t in good judgement enjoy that moment as much.
Bring them all together for a Destination Perfect Avangers team. That would be great 😎
The walk off from the last brilliant fast flippy is like auditioning to be Cat in a Red Dwarf reboot
Nice!
I'll join your apocalypse team. My skill is eating good. 😅
Thanks Ozzy! Really needed the laugh right now. Sure a lot of people could
Nice to see some ukrainian art in the end 😊 Lindsey Stirling is a performer
That surfer guy: "Like a boss" doesn't even scratch the surface! SO epic!
Lindsey Stirling 😍
Guy on pony shooting a bow was very impressive, but really it's his hair that landed in Destination Perfect.
1:50 "What is wrong WITH YOUNG PEOPLE???"
They're a bunch of namby-pambies, lol.
They had to write a 15000 words paper on the implications of AI. I believe they are pissed off about this particular subject, and with good reason.
@@Auxius. AI is screwed, coz it learns from internet. The more it runs, the more garbage results it will produce. Thats it done. Now do your dance :)
@@Auxius. Either that, or they plan to have an AI write it for them.
@@dashmeetsingh9679it gets better with time is the point.
@@dashmeetsingh9679 The current models learned from the internet because it provided easily available training data, but the next generation will be trained on generated data
I did NOT expect to see Lindsey in an OzzyMan video, but what a fantastic crossover episode of two people I like 🤩🤩
Good morning hi from Eastern Canada I hope you're doing well all the best
Hi from Mississauga ON
Good morning eastern Canada it's southern canada now let's see if we can get west and north to complete the prophecy and the Cobra chickens shall rise against our enemies!
Good night from Australia (Destination Perfect) 👍
Better bring plenty of mushrooms, the perfect kind. Thanks Oz!
The surf teacher riding with the kid for the win. Simply excellent
I’m particularly intrigued by Ozzy Man’s vision of the future. And also the Mongol’s hair.
Damn those Mongolians are skilled
Most are just drunks these days
@@idlehands1864 most Earth population are drunks
@@Alvaro89Rus not true Muslims don't drink at all, and alcohol consumption has been falling across most of the western world. Drinking and being a drunk are 2 different things
@@idlehands1864 Muslims drink at home.
I did an internal cheer when Lindsey Stirling appeared. I saw her live when she came to Manchester - absolutely amazing.
Mongolian short legged horses
Lindsey sterling is the bomb, her musician skills and choreography are amazing, just watching practice is a thing to behold.
As a bit of an archer myself, that was some seriously impressive stuff... even if he randomly hit a grandma.
How is that impressive? There's no advantage to what he's doing, except looking weird. I'd be very surprised if he can hit a barn with that stunt.
@@AngryKittens The mongol empire would like to have a word...
@AngryKittens being able to hold the bow up when he's literally gripping on a near 90° angle from a galloping horse using his legs, isn't impressive to you? As I said... EVEN A GRANDMA!!!... and I bet she'll be impressed when god tells her how she's died.
@@sunchaser911 Yes. And they'd agree with me. 😂
@@sunchaser911 Mongolian horse archers never leaned this far forward. There's literally no reason for doing this. He can't steer the horse like this, neither can he hit anything just by leaning 3 feet closer.
The only reason they sometimes leaned SLIGHTLY forward in the first place is to align the shoulders if the target is BELOW them.
If they did any kind of leaning over to one side, its BACKWARDS, hiding their body behind the horse to minimize their profile to enemy archers. They might have also tried aiming over the saddle, but for the most part, it's a defensive maneuver.
Seriously. Go look for Mongolian horseback archery. Where they actually need to hit targets. The trick is in steering the horse with the knees while maintaining the stability of the upper body. Most of the time, that meant standing slightly up on the stirrups, allowing the legs to absorb the galloping motion, while maintaining enough contact with the horse to tell it where to go.
Stunts like this one are nonsense.
It was perfect, I replayed it!
Fuck yeah, Ozzyman ... fuck yeah.
Ah, yer beat me to it! 😂
The laidback simplicity of performing unusual stunts and imagining survival in a post-apocalyptic world gave this video a unique charm. As for joining your team, I'm not great at the apocalyptic skills displayed but I sure can stockpile canned goods and good old-fashioned manual can openers.
you made my day!
The flip flop flippy spinny is amazing.
@2:09, another descendant of Genghis Khan...
More like Louis Vuitton.
Guy with bow and horse is so cool that that was just him going out for groceries.
Hi Ozzy Man! Love this!!
That's awesome, that's a rc monster truck, it's just slowed down and engine noises are added
Perfect 😮
Tahitian Surfer teacher dude was the best! Helping the little dude and giving him confidence! Life skills!
I think ozzy man is perfect 🥲
3:23 Never expected that GOAT Lindsey Stirling would get some attention, but here we are. As for your apocalypse team: I have very sizable whisky and cigar collection for those lonely apocalyptic nights.
Hell yeah
That kindle stand and remote exists!!! I’ve been wishing for something like that for years
I'm really good at almost always not crying when customers tell me its my personal fault we sold out of christmas trees two days before christmas?
This is fantastic composure. You’re on the team. Cheers 🍻
@@ozzymanreviews I will handle the post apocalyptic customer service with the nerves of steel possessed by a toddler that has fallen over! I will remain on the edge of tears until someone asks me if I'm okay and then I'll crumble and I will do it with f-ing HONOUR!
Hanging off the side of the horse like that is nothing but a pure extra flex for show. He could've stayed comfortably on top to make a shot.
Can I be on Ozzy man post apocalypse survival team?
A+! She Rocked that Dance Routine Midterm!
The blonde with the sick violin skills at 3:06 is Lindsey Stirling. I have been following her progress on RUclips for years. She was just a teenager dancing about on beaches, wowing people with her combination of dance and musical talent back then. She's come a long way, and she amazingly beautiful, as well.
DAMN that Surfing teacher has logged MANY hours :O that was so satifsying!
dude at the end was friggin' LEGEND!
HOLD ON A DAMN SECOND!! Ozzy and LINDSEY???? The dream crossover I never knew I needed! Or ever thought I would see!!!
Lindsey Stirling has always been my Destination Perfect.
Boss: Okay, I need you to write this report
Employee: Starts dancing
I love the ponies breath in the cold air, like a dragons smoke😊
Lindsey Stirling and her violin are always perfection.
The walk away from the last guy like he didn't just do something fucking amazing, absolute lad
Just here to burst some bubbles, that monster truck was RC
This is why I subbed to Ozzy Man. Videos like this.
What i bring to the apocalypse survival team?
Well i'm one of like the 1% of people who play D&D that actually want to be the DM. So that's got to account for something, right? Hey! Entertainment is important in the apocalypse too!
I've been having some less than perfect Destinations lately. Nice to see they still exist...