Far Cry 6 is a Masterpiece
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- Опубликовано: 27 май 2024
- This game was so real I was expecting Walter White and Hank White to show up any minute.
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The selling point of this game is that it has Gus Fring
Gus Fring
**dubstep noises**
That’s the only selling point AAA games and movies have anymore. They’re all dogshit.
And Guns Firing too
And it’s a damn good one
LOOK AT ME, HECTOR.
There was an extremely passionate employee that made a chicken fighting game and they decided to throw together a Far Cry around it so people would buy it
And then fired that employee because he came up with a novel idea
I don't find the chicken game fun, all the rooster play the exact same. It's boring
@@PK7796 Don't look up "Rooster play" unless you're in incognito mode
@@yoshi9358 also the rape allegations, but mostly the novel idea
@@BravoCheesecake why. Enlighten me so I won't search it up
"Whoever came up with this was fired from ubisoft for having a good idea" best description of ubisoft ever
Don't forget the sexual harassment
@@Sonichero151 Where isn’t there sexual harrasment.
@@adame1871 plenty of places?
@@adame1871 gotta hand it to blizzard for coming up with the idea of stealing baby milk from other coworkers
W ubisoft
I think my favourite part of Far Cry 6 is how every character has to say “Coño” in every sentence
Just like AC Odyssey and “malaka”
It’s like the writers come across a swear word and immediately become hyperfixated to it.
@@burgbass not gonna lie, I still yell out "Malaka" to this day
@@streetlifeofzackandcody we use it everyday in Greece 😂
or commemierda
Just like how in sons of anarchy they say "Jesus Christ" every 2 seconds
Far Cry 7 -- Will Smith is the villain
Oh... That's hot
-will smith
Jamie Fox is T's dad
What are you doing NOT playing Legend of Zelda Breath 0f the Wild??
yo it's you
but he's voiced by Chris Pratt
"Whoever created the dog was probably fired from UbiSoft for having good ideas."
best line
Because nearly true
How far it's all fallen since Blood Dragon
Or abused until they quit.
I miss Far Cry 5 shovel only runs.
That dogs eyes are too big even for a dog
One of the worst parts is that the two thirds of the main city were just inaccessible props.
I know! Barely any civilian npcs to make it actually feel like a city too
Far cry games always dead world. A big map with 4 model npcs fucking lazy ubishiy
Kinda like it's locked down huh... like it's supposed to be in -game🤯
@@fullcircle8231 I take it you haven't finished the game then... you know... when the city is supposed to be liberated?
Yes I almost installed the game lol because.ofnhow dumb it was
So here's my experience with FC6.
Saw that there was a chicken fight mini game upon release. Was too cheap to buy it just for a chicken fight, so when there was a free weekend on Epic Games the other week, me and the boyfriend downloaded the game, rushed through 4 hours of gameplay skipping cutscenes and complaining, until we got to the chicken fight. It was awesome. 10/10 would recommend. Deinstalled immediately after the chicken fight.
Great, next Your bf should deinstall you
I also played it only during that one weekend for about 10 hours or so, and uninstalled coz done with it's, routine insanity
The boyfriend?
Same here. Only made it 2 hours before I had to stop, kept thinking it would get better, but *it didn’t.*
@@hakunanamata you have problems with his boyfriend?
"Far Cry 6 is so boring, that even the grapple hooks are boring."
Most damning criticism yet.
I don't think dunkey has ever said anything worse about any game than this
What's next, are they gonna implement a jetpack and make that boring?
@@joaovictors.3715 League of legends?
@@joaovictors.3715 "You know who else liked water levels? Hitler."
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You know he's serious about how he feels because if he actually enjoyed the game even somewhat, the whole video would've been about the chicken Tekken fighting game
"welcome to Chick-loop"
Chikken
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@@hoorydr Mungunghwa has bloomed???
Far Cry 5's fishing minigame mechanic was so good to the point where a lot of people played the game exclusively for that. i'm guessing the cockfighting mini game was intended to catch lightning in the bottle twice.
unpopular opinion, the fishing minigame was BAD
I bought fc6 and give up. Far Cry 5 next, i bet the fishing is more fun than than this crap
@@dieterrosswag933 I love Far Cry 5, it's legitimately one of the best open world videogames.
@@dieterrosswag933I hope you liked 5. I gave up on 6 after 5-10 hours but I adore 5 🥰
@@K.C-2049 5 was a great game. And then I gave 6 a try again, and yes the story and mostly the characters were so annoying but the gameplay got better and some places were good looking
3:59 instant karma lmfaoo
“Far Cry 6 is so boring that the grapple hooks are boring.”
Jeez, Dunk, you coulda made this video into this one sentence and it would have sufficed.
There are some games I've played simply because it has grappling hooks and now I'm told that they somehow fucked that up.
@@LeviLinden It's a FAR CRY from fun.
"A simple 'Wrong' would have done just fine" -IGN
@@LeviLinden No, its very very very very boring.
It's dunkey testing the water on how much he can stretch his last good video review into this one with no actual content /s
"Far Cry 6 is a Masterpiece"
Me: "oh boy, this is going to be merciless"
I was correct
@@AxxLAfriku School is cool!
@@AxxLAfriku yeah go ahead you’ll be a phenomenal failure either way.
Ok
@@AxxLAfriku you wont make it lol, your videos are just so fucking weird and not in the good way no offense but dislike and like ratio is telling.
if you're getting your hot takes from this channel, then thats a reflection on your character lol. Pretty basic commentary, hardly merciless, clearly we both share different definitions
Dude, you’re like up there for all my video-game reviews and gameplay. Keepin it real and saving me a lot of time + money. Thank you!!!!
Dunkey doesn't beat around the bush, some people may call him uber pessimistic as he's bashing almost every game but imo that's an interesting perspective. All other youtubers only make a video to sell a game if they liked it or are doing these monotonous generic readout of their descriptions.
@@cryonim that's true, but he is pretty biased when it comes to Mario games.
Farcry 6 is good I'm happy I got it
@@alexw2112 yeah that’s why you don’t have friends
@@deadchannel3440 Nah, Mario is the king of video games.
the fact that you could fail a mission mid cutscene 😂😂
The casting of Giancarlo Espisito to play the same role he’s ever played since 2012, was an appropriate casting when you consider that this is the same game from 2012
Absolutely genius
Lmao top tier comparison
The diamond
The most accurate comment ever made
It’s more like the discount version of that game.
“You walk into a camp with a silenced gun and shoot everybody from a distance”
This is literally the last decade of Far Cry games in one sentence
But can you drug yourself up and beat an outpost full of people senseless with a shovel like in Far Cry 5?
@@duckadence Nah, using your magic Owl to carpet bomb the enemy base in Primal is where it’s at
I mean I get the griping a little, but i think boring people can make exciting things boring, that is by far the most efficient approach most times, but I appreciate the assassination mechanics and up close sneaking around... bow and melee I find fun, as you might expect I really liked Primal. Thing is though, if the only tool you use is a hammer, everything becomes a nail. Haven't played 6 yet so it may just be garbage ill check it out sometime I'm sure. Also I really liked Vas as a villain, fun to hate and seemed legitimately like a crazy person.
That's basically it. You don't even need to walk into any camp. Just camp on a rock near any outpost. Take out your super silenced .50 cal and kill everyone. That's how I completed all but two outposts in Far cry 4 and 5.
Not innacurate but at a certain point I had fun with FC3 by stealth if through a base planting C4 and chaining assassinations together to suddenly kill everyone in like 10 seconds.
Far Cry 7- Cristoph Waltz as the dictator.
Don't fail to mention the fact that the final mission where you spend the whole game trying to get the factions to come together to help you... Is a tiny mission with an extreme anti climax, and the massive city fight you prepare for, for the whole game, doesnt happen....
it does tho? did you even play
Farcry 6 really makes you feel like you’re crying very far away.
This game makes you feel like a 6 year old
you guys just love using the same joke over and over again
Its a Farcry from what it used to be.
😂
far far away
The chicken Tekken game should have just been the whole game
Chikken. Alternatively, Pekken.
@@holodonata haha yes!
Chikan
Can we purchase chicken tekken seperatly ??
I dont want whole game
Farcry chicken... no ducks though I'd be traumatized.
I’m genuinely having fun with this game if I am honest.
Looks good to me I'm going to get it on a sale
The game is good bro, I don't get the hate for this game, for me it's a total upgrade from 5... Coz I played 6 and then played 5 and wow... The disadvantages in 5 are just ridiculous, the only, thing that's better in 5 is the story, it's more interesting than the cliche far Cry 6 story... Other than that, weapons are better in 6, you have more things at your disposal, like resolver weapons and supremos, the game kicks you off with a parachute and wingsuit right after you finish the first 2 or 3 missions bro!! That's just awesome... These guys play a game and expect it to be the way they feel like and that's not a good review... Review the game on what it has to offer, not how you feel it should be...
I loved the game. I had a lot of fun nights drinking and exploring Yara. Still haven't deleted it because I might do a new game+. Was generally kind of shocked at how people are still making hate videos, but I guess rage bait = easy views and money.
@@mattwho42shut up bum.
Same its a great game honestly
😂😂 0:35 You plowing through metal signs with the horse is hilarious! Especislly with the volume turned up loud
Dunkey is known for his brutal honesty. Thats why I can trust the title without having to look at the video.
Same. As soon as I saw this title, I bought the ultimate edition. I love Farcry anyways
@@dingisdungus1798 i hope this is just sarcasm
Yeah, same here! I bought the Ultimate edition too.. I have to many games to complete so I'll try the game out in a few years.. But thank god it's a good game !
@@QaysarZ94 its true I'm the ultimate edition
How do we tell them?
IGN: 9/10 A little something for everyone
IGN: It's Rocket League, but with Mexico and NPCs
Holy shit, that's actually true lmao
I've never understood why game review sites use a 1-10 scale if they never go lower than 7.
Hi sunless.
@@purdysanchez it should be a money scale.
I got this game sealed brand new on clearance at GameStop for $5. Haven’t touched it
Then how did you bring it home?
@@insertnickname I put it on my shelf. And continued to play actual good games. 😎
I wish gamestop still existed here in sweden could get like 8 games for 10$
Love this game! This video was also amazing my friend!
At least you get your own killing rooster named Chicharron
Chicharon is named after food, it's good you should try it
Was legitimately the best quest in the game.
@@ashgrey7307 you're not my mom
@@IamBean334 yes he is
The game sounds so bad I thought they were gonna name the rooster Macho.
The chicken fighting game inside this game is a masterpiece
Little Jerry is a champion.
Disagree. Rather play Super Sleep Fighter IV Unisom Edition where only half the characters have the same moveset, and to unlock the extra characters I only have to pay money instead of playing a boring ass FPS.
It’s amazing that frog fractions 5 was put in an Ubisoft game without them knowing.
@@KevinCruz-pu2ue he's joking buddy. touch some grass
@@IveGotToast Beeg yeddy is making beeg meestake, yeddy
this isnt the nails in the coffin, not even the mud above the coffin, this is the developers peeing on the grave, and the grave being their own studio
I gotta say mystery caves for the outro always is just 👌
I''ve had the opinion for pretty long that the worst sin a video game can make isn't being BAD - bad can at least be memorable in its own stupid and ridiculous way. Being boring and bland is by far the most aggravating thing, and Ubisoft has been making games that are the equivalent of just a plate full of white bread and unseasoned boiled ham for the last ten goddamn years.
A bad game scares developers away from being bad. A mediocre game showcases that you can get away with not trying and makes the entire industry worse.
I wasn't bored from this game for a single second
@@nick1615 are you 5?
@@TarantuLandoCalcuLingus nope 25
Nah, try a plain, unbaked potato and a cup of water. That's a plain ass meal
Ah yes the brand new horses, which is a down scaled version of the elephants from FC4, which is an up scaled quad bike with head bob. Can't wait for the next probably snow themed game so I can ride the new revolutionary mountain goats
a brown scaled version of the elephants. They just painted the elephants brown.
literally just copied the exact code from the assassins creed games
*Ubisoft furiously scribbling notes*
@@jacksonsteele5084 For Far Cry 7 I want to ride an exploding purple giraffe, except its really a brown colored version of the elephant from the other game.
Hey now. A goat head ramming minigame in the style of an arena fighter would be cool
proably fired the guy who came up with the good idea of adding a cute doggy haha had me cracking !!! new subscriber love this guy!
Most basic boats don't need a key to start, therefore you don't have to hotwire them. Why you would hotwire a tractor is even more beyond. You can't really get away on a tractor.
"This game is so boring that the grapple hooks are boring."
Never heard a nastier roast in my life.
@Nu Troll Do you mean flour, is it that bad that's not even meant to be edible?
Seriously that’s like one of the worst things I’ve ever heard about a video game.
@@plazmasyt edible orchids on a salad taste like nothing. maybe that? but flour works too lol
Aren’t grapple hooks inherently boring?
@@joshchapman4753 I'll give you two reasons they aren't; Just Cause and Doom Eternal.
The main villain is literally: “yes, I’m the bad guy. I’m bad because I like being bad. Let’s kill all the people on this boat because I’m the bad guy. Have you noticed I’m really not good?” No good motives or backstory
which is a shame because Giancarlo Esposito is so talented when it comes to the villain role
"hmmm yes, if we let giancarlo esposito carry this role by being badass, we wont have to write any actual character for him to play. thats why people liked vaas and pagan min right?"
Then at one point they try to shoehorn in a message of US slavery and it sucks
i feel like you didn't play the game
Isn't that, like, the one thing Far Cry games are supposed to get right?
2:22 good lord that cracked me up 🤣
i immediately start smiling when i hear dunkys voice
This game is a fasterpiece, the faster we get it out the faster we can half ass the next game
fasterpiece LOL
lmao best freshly coined term since nontroversy
I'm gonna use this haha
I think he's genuinely correct that they're trying to see how little effort and money they can put into games without hurting the sales.
I’d say they’ve been doing that long before Far Cry 6.
Assassin’s Creed became a dead franchise because all the titles are so similar & they innovated in the one way nobody wanted (that also conveniently gave Ubisoft the opportunity to sell microtransactions because fuck the consumer).
Watch Dogs is just Assassin’s Creed but with a hacking gimmick (which is honestly pretty fun but it’s buried in all the Assassin’s Creed gameplay bullshit).
Ghost Recon was revived & turned from a tense tactical squad-based shooter into a third-person version of Far Cry (I loved the original Ghost Recon games so this one in particular I’m really pissed about).
Splinter Cell got turned into Uncharted/Watch Dogs, again a decision that only serves to piss off the old fanbase.
Far Cry 3 was a very well-made game for its time, but copy-pasting the same game 3 separate times & selling it at full price borders on being a scam.
The only original games I can think of that Ubisoft has made semi-recently are R6S and Valhalla, but those came out years ago and they probably aren’t going to make actual sequels any time soon (at least ones that stay true to the series).
When you look at Ubisoft’s collection, almost all of their games are either Assassin’s Creed with some sort of gimmick or they’re another Far Cry game. Frankly it baffles me people still give this company money
Ubisoft, EA, and who knows how many other companies have been actively doing that for the last 10 to 20 years, I hope more people continue to take notice
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Welcome to the ubisoft way of things, and buy our season pass!
@@wrongtime9097 it's not only ubisoft though the same thing could be said for COD, Mortal kombat, mario kart, pokemon, any sport games etc etc
I'm glad I went back and watched this again for the Steam Release.
That Horse was more Durable than the horses in Battlefield 1. 💀
"Chorizo is the best character in game, and whoever came up with the idea was fired from Ubisoft for coming up with good ideas."
I died at this lol
Chorizo: A spicy Spanish pork sausage. They named the dachshund _sausage_
0:27 Fallout 4 Flashbacks
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@@stmsin we just call them sausage dogs in my country
Chorizo is cute, but he's completely useless... So no, he was not some game saving idea. I feel like all the hype he has comes from people making recycled attempts at humor who haven't even played the game. The best amigo is Oluso by far, but most people dont know that because you know... Jokes and memes 🤦🏾
I just want to take a moment to appreciate that dunkey set himself on fire and then acted out running down the highway to see if the NPCs would notice, all for our enjoyment.
"I am the master" -Dunkey
He's a martyr
I laughed so hard at this, i took me six times to hit the like button.
Awesome, concise, to-the-point game review.. we want more game review like this one!!!
The chicken calling people "mother fucker" part had me dying! Lmao
3:11 😂😂
"its all just one homogenous glob"
you just described every ubisoft game since 2006
Except Black Flag. They shipped the wrong copies out and people actually had fun.
rainbow six tho, but still ubisoft just gotta delete the company
FC3 wasn't too bad though right? It was in 2012. But I guess every FC after that was just a shitty copy of it so it does all blob together.
@@jirden Oh yes, Black Flag, much fun. I remember, uh... trailing missions. And, uh ship stealth trailing missions. And eavesdropping... Wait, what else was there?
i liked ac origins, mainly for the atmosphere. then again it's literally the only ubisoft game i've played in the last decade
Far Cry 3 was an interesting, exploratory and "new" style of first person shooter when it was released. I have to agree with Dunk, they've really just been recycling the formula since then.
Same thing goes for Assassin's Creed.
Ubisoft games are the equivalent of Madden football titles.
@@planescaped at least assassin's creed introduced new elements along the way and assassins creed 2 and 3 are actually pretty good in some ways.
EVERY Ubisoft game. If they come out with something new, best believe there will be 3-6 reskins with minimal "improvements" right behind it. It's totally shameless and obvious at this point. I'll never give these scam artists another dollar.
FC3 was fucking trash too. It might have been new and interesting for like an hour or two but the whole game was just the same shit over and over and over. Every FC since 3 has had that same problem with being repetitive and homogeneous. And honestly 3 wasn't even THAT new or interesting to start. It really didn't do a whole lot that was new besides opening up the map, but they really didn't give you much to do with it besides climb a billion fucking radio towers or whatever.
@@eggheadchristian 100%. That game's antagonist carried it all the way. Everything else was just more of the same. Even the narrative itself didn't make much sense by the end. But even then, the story was more engaging and interesting than anything Ubi has put out since.
The last scene in this review did make me laugh out loud
This game is pain. I was in the back of a truck in a “cutscene” like the boat and got shot and died because I couldn’t move!
What we can die in cutscenes now?
Now you gonna tell people the game is bad just coz yours gliched 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂 there was no cutscenes that I watched where I died in farcry 6
“Far Cry 6 is a Masterpiece” - Damn this game must really suck
hey man, i liked it.
-Armond dunkey white
Thinking the same thing 😅
I actually enjoyed it a lot
10/10 it has a little something for everyone.
Far Cry 6 really makes you FEEL like you're playing a far cry from a good game.
This is a legit good one!
A real joke amidst all the quotes!
The cover art makes me FEEL incredibly uncomfortable to look at. Wtf is that shit?
It was my first Far Cry and I loved it lol
This is how I FEEL when the terroristas attack my beloved Yara.
perfect video, subbed
I accidently got the early ending when i sat in the boat and I was happy that it was over
You know the game is getting torn to shreds if dunkey calls it a masterpiece in the title.
Unless it's a Nintendo game.
was that the fucking thesis statement behind this video's titling
@@dububro or Knack
To shreds you say?
"even the grapple hooks are boring" Thank You Dunk-achino, that's all I needed to know.
Dying Light made them sooo good.
@@randalica92 the absolute gold standard lol broke the game (not in a bad way) but you got it at the end anyway so it didn't matter
Great game, bad grappling hooks. They just zip you in straight line, no rope physics, no swinging. Now, Uncharted 4 had some nice grappling.
What's his name?
@@stmsin dont get me wrong it's fuckin sick but I consider that more a grappling "claw" than a "hook". It also doesnt turn you into a zombie playing, parkour running, spiderman lol
Hahha love it mate, Subscribed
You had me at chorizo. I don't even care what the game is about anymore. I have to play it and offer him head pats and nom noms.
This franchise is the definition of "Insanity". Change my mind.
Maybe that's where their going with this... genius really.
@@SuperVoidBoyz out here played 16D chess
People still buy and play this shit because gaming became casual in the 2010s, is Ubisoft really expecting change?
Making the same game over and over again and expecting different results. Checks out.
@@richenrd you cant....
“You either grow young or die old enough to Will Smith as the villain” - Giancarlo Exposition
exposition lmaooo
Poetry
Giancarlo Esposito is such a good actor but since Breaking Bad he's been given these absolutely toothless scripts and boring villain characters that don't do him justice.
Will smith is actually kukold now... check his interviews with his wife, the guy is crying while she is talking about cheating on him lol
@@Diegoshadow85 whoa really lol what you mean?
What's hilarious is without you, the resistance fails horrendously
This summed up my experience pretty well
Everything about this has convinced me that goblins are real
little green ghouls buddy
Is it even debatable at this point?
0:27 Fallout 4 Flashbacks
The rooster game seems like a secret project the devs worked on while the rest of the game crushed their soul.
"The world is a terrible and uncaring place. All we do here is suffer in our feeble attempts to do the right things. I long for an embrace of death"
"DUDE, WE'RE DONE WITH generic_jungle.266 MAN! WE CAN WORK ON THE ROOSTER GAME NOW!"
"HELL FUCKING YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!111!11!"
Ubisoft has gone so much down in quality every year, I can honestly say their last golden game was GRAW 2.
Trust me I'm not a fan of Ubisoft at all but their last best game is Rayman: Legends since its a fun platformer
@@hawkeyedsentinel4648 Rayman 1 / 95 was the best Rayman.
Legit thanks to dunkey. I was waiting for this review before making a decision to buy it or not. Just saved (I think) 60 dollars.
You won't regret it, cuz to me you can play many good new or old games for 60$ that are much better than this. For eg: doom eternal for first person shooters
Tbh I love this game so far...but I also liked 5 sooooo my opinion aint the best lmao.
@@vedaryan334 doom eternal is a copy past from the previous games
@@keller7608 farcry 6 is my favorite since 3 but I can't stand 5 whoever took away Manuel healing in 5 is an idiot
Bro... Don't base your expectations on somebody else not liking the game coz I can assure you he probably is playing on easy mode... And why not challenge yourself and face the enemies head on?? I mean, we don't say COD is boring when we camp in one spot and snipe everyone dead right? But for some reason you expect FarCry 6 to be different when you're clearly going into a spot where you're in disguise and you're killing everyone at a very far range with a silenced 50cal sniper gun, yet for some reason, you expect the game to create miracles for you to be challenged 😂😂😂
Damn, this game is a far cry from being a masterpiece
Stop
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Pariah dogs and wandering madmen
Barking at strangers and speaking in tongues
The ebb and flow of tidal fortune
Electrical changes are charging up the young
It's a FAR CRY from the world we thought we'd inherit
It's a far cry from the way we thought we'd share it
You can almost feel the current flowing
You can almost see the circuits blowing
One day I feel I'm on top of the world
And the next it's falling in on me
I can get back on
nice
holy shit is he allowed to say that
I fell in love with Far Cry 3. Then Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon came out and I fell in love with it all over again. Then I saw the gameplay trailers for Far Cry 4 and realized one of my favorite games had just become the latest to be kidnapped and forced to incestuously reproduce with itself by Jon Ubisoft.
Blood Dragon is the shit. Played if for the first time a couple of years ago, and it was hilarious fun that didn't overstay it's welcome. Also genuinely cool art style.
Bro. Pagan Min was fantastic.
And then what happened?
4 and 5 were genuinely good. 6 is a disaster.
Well far cry 3 was where it went downhill, and very few people realize that. Still a great game, not a far cry gam
The thing is, I liked far cry 5 a lot, and I know a lot of people disagree with me and say it’s a bad game, and they’re probably right. The thing is, I played through it on co op mode, and me and my friend spent the entire 18-hour playtime running people over with cars. We didn’t know that you could buy guns, customize them, or even get companions until the last act of the game. And by then we were too good at hitting people with cars for it to make sense for us to stop
I'm not sure how you didn't know any of that, the game spells it out for your during the story...
I wanna know how u didn't know u could customize guns get guns for hire etc... when the game actually tells you that
@@KitKatNisa skipped the tutorials and/or immediately forgot about them. Spend 18 hours on the vehicular manslaughter grind and you too might achieve inner peace. And enemy pieces.
I love far cry 5
The roosters saying all that had me rolling on the floor 💀💀💀
You know that Dunkey doesn't like the game when he spells mastapeece wrong.
Far cry 6 is the worst type of bad game, for example masse effect Andromeda and cyberpunk those are very bad games, but those games were so bad that they passed into the funny threshold we’re with far cry 6 it’s so boring and stale that it lands right in the middle, nether good or funny just straight up boring shit
"Really makes you feel like a guy riding a horse"
I’m surprised the creators of Chorizo weren’t fired for coming up with it because it was apparently pretty annoying to animate. There is a little 10 minute ah documentary on Chorizo
yea I bet it sucked that they had to put in effort lol
yea i bet that had to use at least 15 bones in his animations. lol
@@leftyknoxdark1681 I heard it was actually somewhere in the ballpark of 16 bones
The only thing I hear about Chorizo is that they're in the new game FarCry6
@@low_rez_9548 i guess you could say... the... dogpark of 16 bones??
Wow, you come down hard on what I thought was my new favorite game. But I subscribed to you anyway because you had some valid points. I actually like discovering different ways to attach the various missions/arenas. Did you try it on Difficult? You won't get by so easily. And besides I love the mode where you put on the Rush shoes, equip the whole package, holster your gun and you can run around faster than a horse! That way you can sneak up to an enemy area, then in a burst take out several with your machete; you don't need any of those amazing and customizable weapons. Keep on keeping on...
4:04 Wtf?! Never seen essential NPCs accidentally suicide themselves in a cut scenes before 🤣
dunky saying the game makes grappling hooks boring is possibly the hardest dunk has ever gone on a game
This reminds me of how enemies in MGS5 started wearing helmets to guard against constant headshots. I guess Ubisoft still haven't even caught up to MGS2 technology yet
@@jmnstuff armor piercing is pretty much the only ammo type you'll ever need (except for explosive on your LMG of choice)
@@jmnstuff well yes, but I don't think you can tranquilize them if you're planning to Fulton them.
@@Gilgamoth Unless you aim for the face
@@YellowSabre its harder and requires you too be in front of them. Way more thought and can for dealing with one mook than most enemies on the far cry games.
"With Assassin's Creed: Origins, Ubiosft wanted to make it like MGS5, but they haven't caught up to the technology of MGS2 yet"
i cried laughing when I got to the scene of the guy playing the guitar but there being no sound
I've watched this so many times and it never doesn't make me laugh
3:11 😅😅
"The guy who came up with the little Dog companion was fired because he had a good idea" epic LMAO
I'm glad your videos have under 10 views
There's like a 90% chance whoever came up with it was an intern or contractor and got extremely little pay and no credit for it, same with the rooster fighting game lol. And that tiny spark of creativity will be missing from far cry 7
@@blitheringape5321 I'm glad his videos get under 10 views too.
Maybe that'll improve if he continues to post redundant comments on large channels.
@@blitheringape5321 go easy on him lol, he's definetly 10 years old or under
@@blitheringape5321 eek a Troll!
"Ubisoft is trying to see how little effort they can put in with FC6." - they already did that with the post-apoc one before this, where they literally just took FC5 and made a few textures pink/purple.
@Voldrik I beg to differ. Blood Dragon had a new map, unique assets, unique art style, and different weapons. Primal has the same map as FC4, but everything from the weapons and enemies to the setting and the way animal taming/riding was a major gameplay element made it different. The post-apoc one was literally a reskin of FC5 with nothing new.
and you couldnt even customize your gun god almighty what a shit show that was.
@@ApocalypseGuy1 not to mention that blood dragon was only $20. You really only got one of each weapon type, but the game was 1/3 the price of the original.
Blood Dragon was not a new map.
it really felt exactly like this on the long run
I'm considering getting this, but then I remember far cry 3 and it's so similar. I just so burned out with far cry 3 formula reskinned 4 times, thank you for reminding me dunkey
Just keep in mind that Just Cause 3 is $20 on Steam, and the grappling hook is not boring.
Just Cause 3 is better than Far Cry 6 *and* Just Cause 4
@@Szanth The lighting environment was what made me dislike the the thrid one.
jesus 20$? just get it from some random key selling website for like 2$
Both JC 2 and 4 (mechanically) are better than 3 by quite a bit. The only thing 3 has going for it is the one room where the entire world becomes Take On Me.
That's JC4 with the take on me room
You know guys, I think he likes this one. The Dunk's really coming around on Ubisoft these days.
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Brilliant commentary of the game
Not only does that guy betray you later but he literally does it 3 missions later. There's not a single character that develops in this game which is fitting since can you even remember any character from these games besides Vaas?
Then you realize that the horse is pretty much just the elephant from far cry 4.
They didn't even take away the destructive capability of it lmao
"Far cry 6 is a masterpiece" - Dunkey
Thats when I knew that this was the worst game ever made
Except for Knack 2, baby (here comes the moneyyyyy🎵🎵)
@@Daniel-kx3zz uh oh did someBODY SAY KNAAACCKKKKK
@@Daniel-kx3zz Super Mario Brothers 2 Baby
but it's not.
The whole "This video game will make you not want to play video games again" bit was spot on, I've finished Valhalla and Far Cry 6 this year with about 200 hours combined and I've never felt so uninterested in playing anything, at all XD
Then why did you play it if you hated it?
@@sodapop768 probably because companies makes games are so garbage nowadays that these are the best the bunch has to offer
@@enclaveleader1789 that's 100% wrong, there are amazing games being released every year, imagine playing a ubisoft game in 2022 and not expecting a shit show
I really liked Valhalla tbh, but that might be because I took a lot of breaks and took over a year to finish it. Far Cry 6 however, I dropped in less than 10 hours
I can name atleast 20 games from 2022 that were better than FC6 and a 1000 games better than Valhalla
I really like this game, for reference I haven't played any other far cry but it is Hella fun
Yeah you can go and play those other ones. There's nothing wrong with FC6 but after experiencing highs and lows from the franchise, FC6 is by far the weakest one.
@@zacharytruong8209 well my friend said that he enjoyed far cry 6 over 5 and evolutions
@@donerzyt your friend is probably a simpleton
Far Cry is the only game that lets you crash into road signs and gives off debris as if you crashed into a building
With a horse
Just shows how fucking powerful Gus's advertising power is
Just advertising in general
for you maybe, everytime I see an Hollywood clown as poster man, I know the game will be trash
@@onda2981 I mean the game was trash, but why is he a clown?
Bravo Vince
Because his hype has been off the fucking charts lately, the boys, breaking bad, BCS, the mandalorian etc.
Bro that made me laugh, new sub
0:49 what the fuck that horse got a cawck
"This man is all over the marketing, but he's barely in the game"
That is literally Far Cry 3, 4, and 5. T-that is Far Cry, now. This was one of the biggest criticisms of 3 from the beginning was that they won everyone over with Vaas, and then he's not even the primary antagonist, much less in the game for more than 15 fucking minutes.
"Vaas, Pagan Min, Joseph Seed... The villains are usually the best part about the Far Cry games sooooo how about we make them present for about 10 minutes, that should satisfy everybody."
Vaas was used effectively imo. When he showed up it was a big deal
@@LOLHAMMER45678
For how long ? Like 3 fucking times ???
@@harolrvez7124 having the villain around a lot would be.. odd. But Vaas was very effective.
Can you name any game where the villain is constantly around? Like genuinely I'm struggling to think of any game where the villain shows up a lot.
Vaas showed up and it was a big deal. His presence was fairly real.
Far cry 4? I don't even remember Pagan Min. Joseph seed and all the siblings? Same thing.. they just felt like some next boss.
@@gankhiskhan5140 to answer your question, the FF7 remake. And it works there because Sephiroth fucking with the heroes constantly works in the context of the story and its inverses of the original. The Uncharted games do that too, and imo it works really well, especially with 3 and 4
Honestly, the best new feature in the game is the main character singing along to the radio.
but the soundtrack sucks
Yes that was a really nice surprise
they are really good at adding pretty cool features in the worst game you ever played
Far Cry 5 has been my absolute favourite so far. It removed the mini-map like Far Cry 2, and the game shines brighter without it.
Absolutely
You think the mini map is the difference between shining and not? 😂
@@davidjones8043 there was no more towers too, and we went back to silent protagonist
You can disable the mini-map
Removing the mini map is just a flop honestly... Having a mini map gives you the knowledge that your character should have... I mean if the guy is from hope county, don't you think he knows the roads and how to get around?? That's what a minimap does, it makes YOU the player have the knowledge that the Character has about the place!
sir donkey even had the time to stamp it