ASMR Worst Reviewed Fortune Teller (i'm so sorry)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @loskrem
    @loskrem 2 года назад +977

    Your 'worst reviewed' series is honestly so iconic for me. I love every single one of them :)

  • @odysseusofithaca1620
    @odysseusofithaca1620 2 года назад +371

    My favorite part about this series is that all the worst reviewed/rated people are not just rude/disrespectful (which merits awful review in and of itself) but also everything possible is wrong with their customers. This implies that a significant portion of the awful review are just people not willing to accept the bad things about them and their misfortune, and that completely tracks with what I've experienced in the customer service industry

    • @Dan280974
      @Dan280974 2 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @ToniOrtega286
      @ToniOrtega286 2 года назад +17

      Bro found lore to the worst reviewed series but can't find lore to get sum bitches😞😹😹😹

    • @Razor69240
      @Razor69240 2 года назад

      @mobile gamer LMAO 😂

    • @odysseusofithaca1620
      @odysseusofithaca1620 2 года назад

      ​@@ToniOrtega286 LMAO the price of knowledge!

    • @ToniOrtega286
      @ToniOrtega286 2 года назад +3

      @@odysseusofithaca1620 😂

  • @dangobrother8070
    @dangobrother8070 2 года назад +512

    This man can teleport himself and other objects, and he chooses to poorly tell people's fortunes for a living. Gotta admire the dedication to his craft.

    • @orionofrealms5997
      @orionofrealms5997 2 года назад +8

      I mean bro he could literally rob every bank in one day and not get caught

    • @largeavocado
      @largeavocado 2 года назад +2

      well i mean there is a movie called jumper about this kinda comment

  • @gigglz5106
    @gigglz5106 2 года назад +220

    This man does everything,
    Amazing RUclipsr, Boyfriend, full time College student, Magician, teaches himself different languages, actor, plays piano, plays guitar, animal dad.
    This guy is on top of it

    • @profoundpunk
      @profoundpunk 2 года назад +24

      Seriously! He's on top of everything except being a dentist, barber, tattoo artist, flight attendant, any job in the medical field, fortune teller... etc.

    • @knxght2989
      @knxght2989 2 года назад +14

      Kinda sounds like johnny sins

    • @hoobadoobamaster8551
      @hoobadoobamaster8551 2 года назад +2

      Wait he's an actor

    • @BlaxLayerYTK
      @BlaxLayerYTK 2 года назад

      @@hoobadoobamaster8551 no

    • @berlinxtoyaishi8780
      @berlinxtoyaishi8780 Год назад

      Is he a plumber too?

  • @isabellah-222
    @isabellah-222 2 года назад +171

    I have to admire the comedic sides of your videos, they truly are immaculate.

    • @randomvidz8742
      @randomvidz8742 2 года назад

      What?

    • @isabellah-222
      @isabellah-222 2 года назад +2

      @@randomvidz8742 That his videos aren't only relaxing, but also funny.

  • @les2701
    @les2701 2 года назад +324

    “Started from the bottom now we lower.” This had me dying💀

    • @les2701
      @les2701 2 года назад +7

      Since I’m guessing jojos here Please put plastic on the mic and then use the mist sprayers on it then pause the mist sprayers and the plastic will sound so good please give MZG ASMR some credit for it as he discovered it

    • @bentleysanchez
      @bentleysanchez Год назад +2

      “Starting from the bottom now we’re in the negatives.”

    • @tibilore2
      @tibilore2 11 месяцев назад

      @@bentleysanchezthats what my parents said to me while looking at the results of my Iq test

  • @RarenFiddle1756
    @RarenFiddle1756 2 года назад +143

    0:01 sponsor
    1:38 intro
    1:44 WHATS *G O O D*
    3:51 slurping like a normal man-
    4:11 basic information from our souls/tapping of the 69’s
    6:00 palm reading
    13:09 face reading?-wait WHAT??
    15:57 good old Jojo card tricks from the past
    18:37 goodbye weird man-/outro
    Goodnight/day to you all! And also help me I’m under the crusts mantle-
    🪨
    🏌️‍♂️

    • @joecool9402
      @joecool9402 2 года назад +6

      Highly underrated

    • @IM_SAF.
      @IM_SAF. 2 года назад +2

      Wait what

    • @FNKKKOL
      @FNKKKOL 2 года назад +1

      Damn, I was literally making timestamps when I saw this comment. You beat me to the punch.

    • @RarenFiddle1756
      @RarenFiddle1756 2 года назад

      @@FNKKKOL haha sorry!

    • @adrianuribe1057
      @adrianuribe1057 2 года назад +1

      100 like

  • @anormalguy-t42
    @anormalguy-t42 2 года назад +20

    5:24 can we just appreciate how the keyboard is just vibin in mid-air

  • @toptom0652
    @toptom0652 2 года назад +28

    The fact that it’s not some normal asmr video, it’s also funny and entertaining, that’s why you are my favourite asmr artist

  • @TheHuTao.
    @TheHuTao. 2 года назад +124

    I don't get why this is the worst reviewed fortune teller, he's speaking FACTS- lmao- would have Jojo as my personal fortune teller tbh

    • @leonidasneves7972
      @leonidasneves7972 2 года назад

      Ikr when he started to read the palms and the cards he got so right the bad stuffs happening to me lol

    • @ev_enci
      @ev_enci 2 года назад

      Ikr it’s scary how accurate he was though

  • @Mistiyy
    @Mistiyy 2 года назад +282

    Thank you jojo for getting me to sleep everynight :D

    • @kucci8893
      @kucci8893 2 года назад +4

      it's either a bought account or a botted account. you did not get that check mark by yourself

    • @lakemichigan52
      @lakemichigan52 2 года назад +1

      @@kucci8893 he prolly got it truly himself, it’s really easy u just need to make fortnite or other games and u get subs and easy check mark

    • @drivak
      @drivak 2 года назад

      @@kucci8893 or maybe they deleted their old videos, even if how is that relevant to the comment or video??

    • @kucci8893
      @kucci8893 2 года назад

      @@drivak why would he delete all his videos. all his current videos have less than 100k views which means he couldn't have possibly gotten 100k subs from those videos

    • @jonasthgersen1385
      @jonasthgersen1385 2 года назад

      Same

  • @GeassX
    @GeassX 2 года назад +95

    Things I have learned from this video: Jojo keeps a screen on the left (his left) side of the camera if he needs to read a script.

    • @qinglianqi9099
      @qinglianqi9099 2 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @qinglianqi9099
      @qinglianqi9099 2 года назад +2

      But why not in front

    • @v12val
      @v12val 2 года назад +2

      @@qinglianqi9099 because he has to have his camera somewhere

  • @thearlgrey
    @thearlgrey 2 года назад +21

    Damn, No will, no will to live. The difficult journeys to the fridge, no lovers. You sure this is the worst reviewed fortune teller? Seems accurate to me

  • @stellawonder7993
    @stellawonder7993 2 года назад +10

    for you it’s, “Started from the bottom now we lower” 😭 12:50

  • @tinglezbrushasmr8513
    @tinglezbrushasmr8513 2 года назад +45

    Jojo is the best "worst reviewed" ever ❤

  • @deborahtheassistant71
    @deborahtheassistant71 2 года назад +19

    YES JOJO. I would ask when a worst reviewed would come out in ur streams! Great awesome video! Keep making these plewse

  • @thea7870
    @thea7870 2 года назад +40

    Болит сильно горло и я не сплю всю ночь, твой голос успокаивает меня

    • @lucasbrum5643
      @lucasbrum5643 2 года назад

      When the yes and for the perfection of the trueness of the biological activity of the number b

    • @noureddinehasan
      @noureddinehasan 2 года назад +2

      bb you got covid, probably

    • @GetSnaped
      @GetSnaped 2 года назад +1

      Я надеюсь, тебе лучше

    • @Bustersamuel
      @Bustersamuel 2 года назад +2

      @@noureddinehasan bb not everything is covid, probably

  • @VeinsEcstatic
    @VeinsEcstatic 2 года назад +41

    I am so glad i could find you out of all RUclipsrs. Thank you Jojo for being here for us! As much as i am sick right now, you've always been helping me sleep a lot and today isn't any different. Stay safe everyone!

    • @les2701
      @les2701 2 года назад +2

      Yes! This comment gonna blow up and I’m proud I’m the first reply and the first like

    • @VeinsEcstatic
      @VeinsEcstatic 2 года назад +2

      @@les2701 not sure about that but thank you for believing in that UvU

    • @anonym5276
      @anonym5276 2 года назад +1

      True!

  • @Hill_billy
    @Hill_billy 2 года назад +8

    I love part where he’s like “what did I get rid of? ……..my pants “ hahahah

  • @GunterBagsYT
    @GunterBagsYT 2 года назад +13

    The video to continue a series we've all been waiting for. Thank you, Jojo!

  • @XERXO_
    @XERXO_ 2 года назад +9

    It Hurts to say that a poorly reviewed fortune teller could be so accurate I'm amazed 😂😭😭

    • @havynandabby
      @havynandabby 2 года назад

      Lol 😂 he be exposing me some too

  • @aloisko5283
    @aloisko5283 2 года назад +23

    I think this is the best series of all time, he really thought of something new, you are the best!!

  • @cheyennewinchester7564
    @cheyennewinchester7564 2 года назад +44

    You always post at the right time I haven’t slept in three days. I’ll finally get to sleep today. Thank you JoJo!!

  • @PickIeJuice
    @PickIeJuice 2 года назад +13

    This was truly stunning, the cut-offs made me laugh so hard!

  • @summerrose823
    @summerrose823 2 года назад +3

    I can listen to other asmr for an hour without getting sleepy but then I watch one if your’s and almost immediately get sleepy.

  • @jason16_
    @jason16_ 2 года назад +10

    Day 17 of making Timestamps on Jojos channel
    0:01 Keeps Sponsor
    1:37 Teleporting into the screen and changing Outfit
    2:06 Intro
    4:11 Grabbing some “basic“ information from you
    5:42 Calling Debra
    6:12 Palm Reading
    13:12 Face Reading
    15:58 Card Reading
    18:38 Outro
    Good Night from Germany 🇩🇪😁

    • @Taiyo_x1
      @Taiyo_x1 2 года назад +2

      I’m watching time stamps being done right in front of me 😂

  • @LincolnBRO
    @LincolnBRO 2 года назад

    Jojo, you honestly deserve all of the support. You keep everybody entertained and are exceptionally thoughtful about your viewers! You make everything relaxing, entertaining, funny and awesome and I just wanted to let you know to never stop what you are doing, you deserve every inch of support and mine goes all out to you.
    Keep being awesome, Jojo!~
    (ALSO I LOVE THE WORST REVIEWED VIDS/SERIES BTW. :D KEEP IT UP.)

  • @Mystery-ASMR
    @Mystery-ASMR 2 года назад +2

    hi, yes u reading this, if u having a bad time, never forget that ur never alone, we all love you, ur amazing🤍 good night and sleep well

  • @benmicek6829
    @benmicek6829 2 года назад

    Everyone on twitch keeps talking about your generosity with your donation to Gentle Fox ASMR. You made a good impact

  • @cristinaxih1411
    @cristinaxih1411 2 года назад +1

    yesss my absolute favorite series. cant wait to fall asleep to this tonight 😴

  • @LEOFOX9000
    @LEOFOX9000 2 года назад +31

    Day 169 of asking JoJo for a Karen ASMR roleplay

    • @kiragrey2341
      @kiragrey2341 8 месяцев назад +1

      YESSS HE SHOULD DO IT!!!!!!

  • @Wubbunga
    @Wubbunga Год назад +1

    "in 2019 I predicted that the next year was going to be 2020, and it was 2020" bro he's so good at predicting

  • @Astro_OB
    @Astro_OB Год назад +2

    2:04 I woke up crying man 😂

  • @thequietestlilbucket8402
    @thequietestlilbucket8402 2 года назад +1

    I just love that Dennis is always in the name of the named rp characters

  • @Cooldude-rx9bq
    @Cooldude-rx9bq 2 года назад

    JOJO ASMR might be the best ASMR artist I've ever heard/seen same for your 'worst reviewed' series it's one of my favourites and I've watch almost all of them (still watching).

  • @Andrew-sv8ls
    @Andrew-sv8ls 2 года назад +5

    we need the best rated fortune teller now

  • @calheron
    @calheron 2 года назад

    I was like it’d be awesome if Jojo did worst reviewed tarot cuz I love his card videos and Jojo intuited it three months in advance. I’ve been blessed

    • @calheron
      @calheron 2 года назад

      I’d love a full length card reading. That was brilliant. Gotta know how I’m ending up alone if I’ve got ten kids. Jojo how will I pay child support? I gotta know. How about my finances? My health? My love life?

  • @kotabear6150
    @kotabear6150 2 года назад +4

    You finally got this series started again!

  • @flyin_with_ryan
    @flyin_with_ryan 2 года назад

    Man this is perfect. Perfect ASMR and Comedy. Sometimes I will watch these videos not even for ASMR, they are just gold, immaculate comedy.

  • @koorirk2898
    @koorirk2898 2 года назад

    Hey jojo, my friend is having a life threatening surgery rn and I've been really worried, this helped me calm down relax and actually smile thankyou

  • @prwshaaryan8636
    @prwshaaryan8636 2 года назад +9

    WE LOVE YOU JOJO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING 💖

  • @jaedonlombela341
    @jaedonlombela341 2 года назад +2

    Imagine seeing Jojo as one of the doctors, he would actually have a person to do worst reviewed

  • @JustAPersonYouMayKnow
    @JustAPersonYouMayKnow 2 года назад

    When “worst reviewed” and “I'm so sorry” are in the same sentence you know this is another one of jojo’s deathly gigs

  • @IShowSpeed_nba
    @IShowSpeed_nba 2 года назад +23

    To the future generations: Don't let this channel die!

  • @eeeee2148
    @eeeee2148 Год назад

    The twist for the ten of hearts card XD love the creativity, humor and relaxing aura

  • @brodiehood4639
    @brodiehood4639 2 года назад +2

    thank you for getting me to sleep every night and keep up the good work

  • @ixyjay7159
    @ixyjay7159 Год назад +2

    I’ve watched these series soo much that I’ve memorized his fake name 😭😭😭

  • @bennyvods4128
    @bennyvods4128 2 года назад

    YES please bring this series back regularly!!!

  • @matthewd3175
    @matthewd3175 2 года назад

    Okay this is my fav series always waiting for new ones. Maybe do like a teacher or detention one next? Or like a grocery store

  • @DaMapleSyrupyToast
    @DaMapleSyrupyToast 2 года назад +3

    1:37 quick sponsor skip

  • @torrinnam4518
    @torrinnam4518 2 года назад +2

    This made my bad day so much better, thank you so much jojo!

  • @rancidfx999
    @rancidfx999 2 года назад +4

    anyone else see the orbs floating around his head? he really is good!

  • @talboi5050
    @talboi5050 2 года назад +4

    Can we talk about how our character must know they messed up when they hear the name, they just they know what's comin.

  • @asmrsloth
    @asmrsloth 2 года назад +3

    The man himself making sure we are getting the sleep we need 🙌

  • @thecrusaderspodcast1388
    @thecrusaderspodcast1388 2 года назад

    The worst reviews series is what got me into his videos they’re so iconic

  • @page_otter4461
    @page_otter4461 2 года назад

    Lmao I loved this video! You should do a video where you do your coolest card tricks but someone in the background who’s impresses whispers to their friend “how did he do that?” And you just flat out explain the trick instead of trying to keep it secret and just keep repeating that for the rest of the video.

  • @jekaterinap7141
    @jekaterinap7141 2 года назад +1

    I missed your worst reviewed so much!!! Thanks a lot for good sleeping 😌

  • @asmrstart
    @asmrstart 2 года назад +1

    Every time i am very happy, when i see a new video from you is online. Thank you for this great experience every time. 💛💚💙

  • @SydB1
    @SydB1 Год назад

    The worst reviewed series is in my humble opinion GOLD

  • @NinjaBurger
    @NinjaBurger 2 года назад

    WAIT WHY DID I FEEL THE TOOTH PICK GO THROUGH ME HAND!!! THAT'S A 10/10! u really are a ASMR fortune teller and magician!

  • @cirtasin6230
    @cirtasin6230 2 года назад

    BRO I LOVE THIS SERIES IVE MISSED IT SO MUCH

  • @orangeplease2510
    @orangeplease2510 2 года назад

    These videos are 100% the best type that JoJo makes

  • @elliot8560
    @elliot8560 2 года назад

    So excited for a new worst reviewed! I've been replaying all of them so much I know every word.

  • @theshopaholicwife5006
    @theshopaholicwife5006 2 года назад +1

    These videos are my favorite!! 😂😂😂 I don’t laugh out loud much, but these always get me! 😁

  • @lesia5554
    @lesia5554 2 года назад +3

    Lol🤣🤣😂 this is so funny and when he said he predicted the year 2020

  • @purplerain4987
    @purplerain4987 2 года назад

    This is the best asmr roleplay I've ever seen I swear

  • @gibboyeah
    @gibboyeah 2 года назад +1

    i was falling asleep and then at 10:41 i woke up again and had to replay it to make sure i heard it right💀💀

  • @DucksAHater
    @DucksAHater 2 года назад +2

    Timestamps
    Some goat asmr 0:00 / 19:00

  • @officialdieselreaper8845
    @officialdieselreaper8845 2 года назад +1

    5:55 DAMN HOMIE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FAT SHAME ME 😂😂😂

  • @rileyheartsbangtan
    @rileyheartsbangtan 2 года назад

    I LITERALLY MISSED THIS SERIES SM

  • @toastytim6413
    @toastytim6413 2 года назад +1

    I had a palm reading done as a joke once and it was surprisingly similar to this.

  • @ZakariahBenoit
    @ZakariahBenoit 2 года назад

    Who knew that a ASMRest could be funnier and make better content than most RUclipsrs 😂😂😂 love the content Jojo

  • @soundsofmusezylu5160
    @soundsofmusezylu5160 2 года назад

    Its about 12 after midnight and i still cant sleep until........ yes thats right until this video than, u sm im so sleepy rn

  • @cilpxsfromalex6358
    @cilpxsfromalex6358 2 года назад

    I’m glad he brought this series back ❤️

  • @les2701
    @les2701 2 года назад +2

    Definitely going in my best ASMR playlist

  • @LeeDoBoBeeDo
    @LeeDoBoBeeDo 2 года назад

    YESS IM SO HAPPY YOU’RE CONTINUING THE SERIES WOOO

  • @widster9639
    @widster9639 2 года назад

    These are legit my favorite videos of yours

  • @wattuh
    @wattuh 2 года назад

    Yes, finally after waiting for half a year we finally have a new worst reviewed episode

  • @gryffingone8155
    @gryffingone8155 2 года назад +3

    Aaah perfect timing as always, keep the good work up!

  • @mickeywilcox4336
    @mickeywilcox4336 2 года назад +2

    Man the ASMR was particular funny tonight. Good work dude!

  • @TheEternalTrain
    @TheEternalTrain 2 года назад +1

    Can’t tell if the things that JoJo is saying are real or not due to how calm and well kept the guy behind the camera is taking all of this
    Edit: I know there is nobody actually behind the camera, just wanted to point that out before anyone said “There isn’t actually anyone behind the camera”

  • @madravlegaming6781
    @madravlegaming6781 2 года назад

    I need a movie, where all the “worst reviewed Jojos” come together, and give you the worst experience ever.

  • @totsss
    @totsss 2 года назад

    2:57 I WAS WAITING FOR THIS PART

  • @RK-hs1ng
    @RK-hs1ng 2 года назад

    Comedy + ASMR= Great Night

  • @Might_be_waffle
    @Might_be_waffle 2 года назад

    Bro when he snapped his fingers and said “what do I get rid of? My pants” I laughed so hard for so long bruh omg🤣🤣🤣

  • @pokemonnerd10thornto30
    @pokemonnerd10thornto30 2 года назад

    You brought your best asmr series back

  • @skyrim2972
    @skyrim2972 2 года назад +1

    9:29-9:34 Okay I'm dying now lol .. this is not asmr anymore its some sort of comedy show
    😂👌

  • @ONI37
    @ONI37 2 года назад +1

    My god have i waited for the worst reviewed videos🙌

  • @potatofries3060
    @potatofries3060 2 года назад

    i love your videos they help me sleep when i can’t

  • @100wa8
    @100wa8 2 года назад +1

    12:25-13:10 love that part

  • @asylusrunaway2423
    @asylusrunaway2423 2 года назад

    Hitting a little close with the Ace of Heart card around @17:30 lol I kept thinking "this is a little too accurate"

  • @_Nakashi_
    @_Nakashi_ 2 года назад

    The worst reviewed videos are back my favourite yess

  • @kurofox1247
    @kurofox1247 2 года назад

    Yay, this series is finally back!

  • @sleepybird5364
    @sleepybird5364 2 года назад +1

    YESS this series again!!

  • @thesqweebliest3727
    @thesqweebliest3727 2 года назад

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    -The Sqweebliest,
    Solid hand reading. Got kinda personal, I don’t know about the future stuff but he got almost everything about my present or past right. I think I will go cry in a corner now.

  • @nathanstansfield9645
    @nathanstansfield9645 2 года назад

    I saw the cards on the thumbnail Nd thought card magic asmr was back, the excitement was real

  • @serero2114
    @serero2114 2 года назад

    Yeah finally a new worst reviewed video, I love this series

  • @trixhunter9570
    @trixhunter9570 2 года назад +3

    THIS WAS PERFERCT TIMING FOR ME THANK YOU 😁

  • @ivynyan
    @ivynyan 2 года назад +1

    "you're not reptilian" got me way more than it should have lmao

  • @finney3169
    @finney3169 2 года назад +8

    Started from the bottom now we’re here .. getting scammed by a low rated fortune teller 😔😔