“An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!” ✊
This quote hits pretty hard. "The white tree withered"..The tree of Liberty?.. dirivitive? Hmm... "Kings built tombs more splendid than the houses of the living and counted the names of their descent dearer than the names of their sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry or in high cold towers asking questions of the stars. And so the kingdom of Gondor sank into ruin, the line of kings failed, the white tree withered and the rule of Gondor was given over to lesser men."--- J. Tolkien
My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy.
She’s Tolkien in her sleep.
*YOUR JOKE SHALL NOT PASS*
I'd get a pregnancy test for your wife. That's a quality dad joke right there
I tip my hat and christen thee SIR Robert Jensen.
“An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!” ✊
I was getting goosebumps for a second lol
Nothing better than a day with the kids 😂😂😂. They just do the most random stuff and all you can do is smile.
The “aaaahhhh hoooo!” At the end 🤣🤣
Lotr is legendary
There are a lot of life lessons to be learned in the Hobbit and the LOTR trilogy. The movies matched the books quite well.
Lol I was about to ride for Rohan to bro got me all pumped up and shit
"The salty pork is particularly good "
Rohirrim leads the way! 🐴
"oh yeah what kind of American are you? LOTR or Harry Potter?" There truly only is two lol. And we all know the right side.
Lmao! John, i love you, brother! This video made my day.😂
A gangster level of Dadinator was just achieved. Mark this day in history for the ages.
Good job... 😂...one of my favorite hype speeches.
Love this family
"fight and you may die. Run and you’ll live, at least a while.."
I needed that today. Thank you John.
Dad win definitely
Day Made. Goosebumps. ❤
I love this with all my heart!
If you're weeding dry ground, you are wasting time and effort. Weeding is best done after a good soaking rain John.
Love this!
I'm guessing he has a good reason...but i'd be using a weedeater.
HAHAHA
Love you man.
Well done!
One does not simply “pull” all the weeds. 🌱
Just now them relentlessly, the grasses will take over :). And remember, they make great compost (compost your enemies;)).
You have raised them well. Just be thankful they're not quoting from Rings of Power. 😊
That was hilarious!
😊😊 great pep talk
That was so funny!
F**k that pumped me up
I'd fight for John Lovell
Life goals
Have at thee, weeds!
Hahaha...man I was quoting along with you
For Frodo!
This quote hits pretty hard. "The white tree withered"..The tree of Liberty?.. dirivitive? Hmm...
"Kings built tombs more splendid than the houses of the living and counted the names of their descent dearer than the names of their sons. Childless lords sat in aged halls musing on heraldry or in high cold towers asking questions of the stars. And so the kingdom of Gondor sank into ruin, the line of kings failed, the white tree withered and the rule of Gondor was given over to lesser men."--- J. Tolkien
I have a weedeater and spray. You are welcome to borrow both. I call my weedeater My Precious.
Turns out nerds don’t fall too from the nerd tree. 😂
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Wait! You have goats AND weeds?! Somebody’s not doing their job! 😂
Dad Life
I love this! I Long for the day I have boys! I just need a wife first lol 😂
You arent pulling those weeds. You are trimming them. Pulling them means getting the root brother.
You are just weed wacking with your hands haha
John? You haven't been smokin' them weeds have you?
Muster the Rohirrim.
Chills 👍🇺🇸😂
I love your kids.😅
Lol 😆
Weeds?! Is that Longbottom Leaf or Old Toby?!?!
Lol..... Nice life
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I find that weed and lord of the rings go quite well together as well Strider.
Fathering done correctly
Who gets on all fours to clear weeds in 2024?? Lol get a weed whacker or spray or something 😂
No...Not this day!!
Very funny. But I am confused. Why are they not pulling weeds and why no weed-wacker?!
Gee I wonder where they get it from.
Gee... Wonder where they get it?
Lol
Haha. John you might need to get some goats for those weeds so you can join your boys on horseback.
Bro. Why did you stop?
Wanna borrow my weed eater???
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Why are you pulling weeds while your sons are playing on horses?
Bro just weed eat that lol ypur not getting any roots
Never watched that garbage... this video is
lost on me
American racist svum 😡
@rohan
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