What if Count Dooku SURVIVED!? Star Wars Theory (May 4th SPECIAL) FAN-FIC

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 3,1 тыс.

  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory  6 лет назад +1648

    M A Y T H E F O U R T H B E W I T H Y O U ! ! ! !
    (DARTH VADER FAN FILM KICKSTARTER DROPPING SOON AND CONCEPT ART)

    • @NipsnTips1099
      @NipsnTips1099 6 лет назад +33

      Star Wars Theory AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

    • @KaraSnape07
      @KaraSnape07 6 лет назад +15

      Star Wars Theory I'm super stoked for your Vader Fan Film! I cannot wait! ❤😆.. I am a huge Vader fan.. please do it Justice.. 😟..

    • @williorio8733
      @williorio8733 6 лет назад +13

      I wore a Chewbacca costume to school today. I must express my love for star wars!

    • @Jamie-zs8ok
      @Jamie-zs8ok 6 лет назад +5

      This is super fun I love your voice acting here. Cheers from Zombonga

    • @shadowtale8021
      @shadowtale8021 6 лет назад +2

      Star Wars Theory hay what if studious srvied endor

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 5 лет назад +2083

    3:15 Dooku smashes through the window....
    The Council: DOOKU!
    Yoda: Door we have, use it you could have!

    • @effendyudin6220
      @effendyudin6220 5 лет назад +21

      Phoenixesper1
      Noice

    • @prototypeoswald1140
      @prototypeoswald1140 5 лет назад +22

      Used it you could have* (why correcting cus If it’s what u said it would be you could have use it)

    • @ilikepizza6826
      @ilikepizza6826 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @lukewhite9237
      @lukewhite9237 4 года назад +73

      Yoda: "Just got those windows cleaned, I did. Bill you I will"

    • @Dorayamki
      @Dorayamki 4 года назад +5

      If dooku played ff

  • @bobafett1699
    @bobafett1699 6 лет назад +1759

    What if Ki Adi Mundi didn’t care about the droid attack on the wookies?

    • @cosmicpotato3849
      @cosmicpotato3849 6 лет назад +137

      Boba Fett the Star Wars galaxy as we know it would collapse

    • @nicholass9841
      @nicholass9841 6 лет назад +66

      Kashyyk is a vital world located on a major Hyperlane... if the Republic doesn’t defend it the separatists can use that hyperlane to assault key worlds like Kuat and Alderaan. Defending Kashyyyk is in their best interests

    • @YouTubeViolates1A
      @YouTubeViolates1A 6 лет назад +67

      Boba Fett What if your dad wasn't so easily killed?

    • @mitchsorenstein2242
      @mitchsorenstein2242 6 лет назад +29

      Then yoda would never have gotten the ideal to go to kashyk and would have gone with mace and the whole council to kill palpatine

    • @magicz9953
      @magicz9953 6 лет назад +3

      “Battle” aka palpetien get chopped up and dies in seconds

  • @aeroflashboi7989
    @aeroflashboi7989 4 года назад +2383

    Therapist: "Spider Dooku isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    Spider Dooku:

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 5 лет назад +1463

    I'm now imagining that Dooku's head did survive in the main cannon and that he's been living inside the BB8 droid all this time. LOL

    • @moirapalace3946
      @moirapalace3946 4 года назад +59

      @M Ridlon I laughed at this way more than I should have.

    • @FizzyPopVevo
      @FizzyPopVevo 4 года назад +55

      M Ridlon what if dooku’s head was connected to that bowl head of bb8 so when he rolls the body just rolls, and who said that there was no way to sound proof metal?

    • @charlottefitton6518
      @charlottefitton6518 4 года назад +8

      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @SMAB2007
      @SMAB2007 4 года назад +18

      What have you done?
      Why did you do this?
      Why must you hurt us?
      Why?

    • @mannyheffley3538
      @mannyheffley3538 4 года назад +12

      Cannon?

  • @darthtroller
    @darthtroller 6 лет назад +635

    I'm familiar with that droid Dooku picture in the thumbnail, it's in a meme I found on Instagram: "When JJ announces that episode 9 will tie all trilogies together and bring in elements from the prequels", droid Dooku says: "I've been looking forward for this"

    • @youwayo
      @youwayo 6 лет назад +20

      I remembered with the online petition that wanted Dooku to be in Rebels

    • @darthtroller
      @darthtroller 6 лет назад +12

      Red a prerecorded hologram of him would have been cool, or at least a mention

    • @TexasRailfan21-RailfanRyan
      @TexasRailfan21-RailfanRyan 6 лет назад

      He would look even better if he got a more advanced cybernetic suit I'm hoping Star Wars Theory could do a video about that

    • @harumi5788
      @harumi5788 6 лет назад

      Red That would be very cool xd I would enjoy

    • @TexasRailfan21-RailfanRyan
      @TexasRailfan21-RailfanRyan 6 лет назад

      If Dooku upgraded his Droid into a highly Advanced cybernetic body he could return with a deadly vengeance

  • @vampricyoda
    @vampricyoda 4 года назад +566

    "Then Snoke will Rise...."
    LOL NOPE. (I know this was before RoS. But it's fun to look back)

    • @nackle_k
      @nackle_k 4 года назад +28

      Here have a like

    • @eh2587
      @eh2587 4 года назад +25

      Snoke said he watched the Empire rise and fall. So Palpatine had to make him early

    • @blaquesqu1d
      @blaquesqu1d 4 года назад +4

      @@eh2587 true

    • @kwasohwn
      @kwasohwn 4 года назад +18

      Mr. Llama I mean maybe Palps is just talking through him?

    • @EternityMediaGroup
      @EternityMediaGroup 4 года назад +5

      @@kwasohwn anything's possible

  • @junimoony
    @junimoony 4 года назад +1087

    SWT: " All Jedi Masters activate their lightsabers."
    Anakin: *activates lightsaber*
    Me: *Visible Confusion*

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 4 года назад +78

      Well to be honest he has a rank above master called chosen one

    • @eternaeclipse9312
      @eternaeclipse9312 4 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @nackle_k
      @nackle_k 4 года назад +25

      Also council member is above master

    • @afonsosampaio765
      @afonsosampaio765 4 года назад +15

      @@nackle_k but not master

    • @nackle_k
      @nackle_k 4 года назад +4

      Afonso Sampaio lol yea I guess

  • @danielfountain6107
    @danielfountain6107 5 лет назад +217

    Dooku basically becomes Mr freeze in batman beyond

  • @Bobsend
    @Bobsend 4 года назад +614

    Who else couldn’t stop laughing when Spider-Dooku started talking lol?

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD 6 лет назад +510

    I feel the Robot Chicken Palpatine would call him "Darth Lightbulb".

  • @ValWasTakenWasTaken
    @ValWasTakenWasTaken 6 лет назад +332

    How would Palpatine react if Anakin and Padme just ended their relationship normally and Anakin would welcome it with relief

  • @jaredallen1950
    @jaredallen1950 5 лет назад +731

    Is it just me or does anyone else wish dooku was still alive😂😢

    • @crackofdawn805
      @crackofdawn805 4 года назад +46

      Dooku was a badass, Christopher Lee wouldn’t have died like that

    • @cavemancult1999
      @cavemancult1999 4 года назад +31

      I wish christopher lee was still alive :(

    • @n1njahawkssecondchannel84
      @n1njahawkssecondchannel84 4 года назад +4

      Rudeboy is marked same

    • @nightmare-hl9ue
      @nightmare-hl9ue 4 года назад +6

      I think Disney has to DEW IT! (Dooku's resuraction)

    • @SMAB2007
      @SMAB2007 4 года назад +7

      Stop reminding me, then his actor, Christopher Lee died. *Cries for a month straight and dies in the end*

  • @benob3531
    @benob3531 6 лет назад +282

    "And a person cut in half can become a spider" LMAO!!

  • @Jack-ck4vi
    @Jack-ck4vi 6 лет назад +748

    Lava is red
    Mustafar is round
    It’s over anakin
    I have the high ground

    • @AishaVonFossen
      @AishaVonFossen 6 лет назад +7

      LOL That's awesome

    • @newersoup5202
      @newersoup5202 6 лет назад +37

      Roses are red,
      violette is a flower
      You underestimate my power!

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 5 лет назад +2

      Spoilers count dooku dies in revenge of the sith ankin kills him

    • @MeUngaBungaButYouAreWorst
      @MeUngaBungaButYouAreWorst 5 лет назад

      Hahaha daaaamn soon first Time for these one hahaha

    • @bcat232002
      @bcat232002 5 лет назад +6

      Libtard. Mustafar is flat #flatmustafarsociety

  • @maxli9611
    @maxli9611 4 года назад +101

    “Spider Dooku, Spider Dooku, does whatever a Spider-Dooku can”

  • @crusaderinacrewnecksweater
    @crusaderinacrewnecksweater 6 лет назад +526

    Sidious Got Gang Banged By The Jedi Council!

    • @jakephreel
      @jakephreel 6 лет назад +30

      And Jar Jar at 6:00

    • @bruhgamingleague6789
      @bruhgamingleague6789 6 лет назад +10

      Sidious be like ooooooooof

    • @jero667
      @jero667 6 лет назад +12

      Look at "machine gun" Yoda lol

    • @rainefyre6750
      @rainefyre6750 5 лет назад +3

      Jere De Jota Kelly, is that you?

    • @DannyMorrs
      @DannyMorrs 5 лет назад +2

      @@jero667 quantity over quality

  • @directorkrennic129
    @directorkrennic129 6 лет назад +464

    And then Palpatine takes off his mask and says "Surprise! Meesa Jar Jar Binks!"

    • @YouTubeViolates1A
      @YouTubeViolates1A 6 лет назад +14

      Director Krennic I knew I would've needed that RUclips tutorial on how to kill myself.

    • @probot6515
      @probot6515 6 лет назад +1

      Director Krennic then kills snoke in 0.001 seconds

    • @supershenron9162
      @supershenron9162 6 лет назад

      Director Krennic then the butthurt fans picket Lucas production screaming how they hate the prequels trying to use there nerd rage to harness the power of the dark side when Lucas shouts out it ain't my problem now biittcchheesss eehhyyy!

    • @rebeccathomas2226
      @rebeccathomas2226 6 лет назад

      Director Krennic Jar Jar binks!

    • @randomrhino4371
      @randomrhino4371 6 лет назад

      Lol

  • @Raptor_Editz
    @Raptor_Editz 5 лет назад +422

    Palpatene: i am the senate.
    Anakin: i am the chosen one.
    Darth Vader: I am your father.

  • @iiamthesenate
    @iiamthesenate 6 лет назад +140

    What if spinning wasn't a good trick?

  • @tomcarrasco3290
    @tomcarrasco3290 6 лет назад +164

    He would be scarred from his defeat to darth sand

  • @minhucgamingvnintrovagamin5958
    @minhucgamingvnintrovagamin5958 5 лет назад +61

    Mace:You are on-
    Dooku:SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKRR

  • @Steggo18
    @Steggo18 6 лет назад +152

    What if Anakin and Obi-Wan killed General Grievous in the Courasant space battle in Revenge of the Sith?
    Or What if Jar Jar Binks never existed?
    Or How did Obi-Wan and Dex meet?
    Or What if Anakin pressed the stop button on the elevator?

    • @_Toxicity
      @_Toxicity 6 лет назад +13

      What if the padawan who was killed in front of Bail Organa while escaping the massacre actually survived and was able to flee with Bail?
      What if Anakin, soon to be a father himself, was unable to go through with killing younglings at the temple?
      What if Obi-wan instead killed Anakin on Mustafar to put him out of his misery as he burned?
      What if Darth Vadar was able to sense that Leia was his daughter in A New Hope?
      What if Padme actually loved Obi-wan and cheated on Anakin with him, and Luke & Leia were really Obi-wan's children?
      What if Anakin risked being expelled from the Jedi Order (or actually was expelled) and jumped off the airship after Padme in Attack of the Clones?

    • @darthprime1990
      @darthprime1990 6 лет назад +13

      What if Luke went to the Tosche Station?
      What if Obi-Wan didn't say hello to Grievous?
      What if Yoda was a Wookiee?
      What if Darth Maul cut Obi-Wan in half?
      What if the rebels killed Darth Vader in Rogue One?
      What if Han Solo was a bad pilot?

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 6 лет назад +11

      What if there was no droid attack on the wookies?
      What if Palpatine wasn't the Senate?

    • @bliczb8772
      @bliczb8772 6 лет назад +5

      +Sam Steger Obi-Wan wouldn't have to go to Utapau, Anakin probably would've speak with him and possibly, talk sense to his head.
      Qui-Gon and Obi wouldn't go to underwater city and would march all the way to the capitol of Naboo. But it'd probably be too late by then
      As for Dex, I don't actually know...
      Anakin would make out with Obi in elevator :P
      Sorry for the last one, it was tempting.

    • @johangade2832
      @johangade2832 6 лет назад +2

      What if stormtroppers could aim

  • @abbyclemons9340
    @abbyclemons9340 4 года назад +88

    "...he would never be rewarded a new body, and had to live his remaining years as a spider head thing." what.

    • @clarelay5032
      @clarelay5032 4 года назад +5

      Bruh what if Count Dooku stopped aging because he is a god damn head.

    • @honahamomoru151
      @honahamomoru151 3 года назад

      How about Grievous

  • @primewhitebeard8208
    @primewhitebeard8208 6 лет назад +172

    What if Dooku was send to kill the Sithlord in Episode 1?

    • @lukehaz6970
      @lukehaz6970 4 года назад +1

      PRIME WHITEBEARD he would’ve still been a Jedi at this point

    • @brolytriplethreat
      @brolytriplethreat 4 года назад +3

      @@lukehaz6970 exactly

    • @halomoment7205
      @halomoment7205 4 года назад +4

      Mark I highly doubt that, since dooku was able to hold his own against yoda, a grandamster

    • @mastere7048
      @mastere7048 4 года назад +16

      Mark dooku would easily kill maul lmao. He was one of the best duelists in the order. Maul got cut in half by obi-wan when he was a fucking padawan

    • @approximated_nerd
      @approximated_nerd 4 года назад +1

      Kavar has a point.

  • @Dalek7823
    @Dalek7823 6 лет назад +294

    Some what if's to consider:
    What if... Dooku betrayed, duelled and killed Sidious when they met in episode 2?
    What if... Obi Wan fell to the dark side after Qui-Gon Jinn's Death?
    What if... Ventress killed Yoda during the first episode of the clone wars tv series?
    What if... Sidious actually started to care about Anakin during the prequels and embraced the light side of the force?
    What if... Plagueis killed Sidious and fully abolished the rule of 2 as he planned to?
    What if... Sidious went into the Jedi temple himself during order 66?
    What if... Sifo Dyas sabotaged order 66 and stopped Sidious from executing it?
    What if... Dooku refused to kill Sifo Dyas and came to his senses?
    What if... The Clone Wars lasted for 20 years instead of 5?
    What if... Sidious actually told the truth to Dooku about his plans for Anakin?
    What if... The CIS leadership had to evacuate mustafar before Vader arrived to kill them?
    What if... The Sith ruled the galaxy for at least a hundred years during the empire times?
    What if... Padme was killed during episode 2 in the arena?
    What if... Anakin killed the Jedi council in his anger when he was denied the rank of master?
    What if... Vader killed Han Solo during episode 5 when Han shot at him before dinner?
    And finally...
    What if... Anakin was born a Neimoidian and raised with Trade Federation ideals?

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 5 лет назад +17

      oh my gosh I really want to see that last one

    • @jamesesterline
      @jamesesterline 5 лет назад +9

      All of them are really great.

    • @apolloknight9521
      @apolloknight9521 5 лет назад +6

      Dalek I think you can find most of these in “Lore Master” channel

    • @train6897
      @train6897 5 лет назад +7

      What if... you shut up?

    • @SC13_45
      @SC13_45 5 лет назад +8

      @@train6897 youre a garbage roblox player

  • @uncrewedpennygames8361
    @uncrewedpennygames8361 4 года назад +396

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    SW theory: So what if Dooku survives getting his head chopped off

    • @afonsosampaio765
      @afonsosampaio765 4 года назад +8

      Darth maul survived

    • @uncrewedpennygames8361
      @uncrewedpennygames8361 4 года назад +20

      Afonso Sampaio ok but he was cut in half not from his freaking head

    • @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick
      @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick 4 года назад +4

      @@uncrewedpennygames8361 the bo'maar monks of tatooine are not even force sensitive and they still can survive as only brains in a spider droid body

    • @darthmaul9157
      @darthmaul9157 4 года назад

      Afonso Sampaio yes I did

    • @GamingClipStudios
      @GamingClipStudios 3 года назад

      Well yeah that’s The title…

  • @NipsnTips1099
    @NipsnTips1099 6 лет назад +1572

    *What if I didn’t have a pterodactyl fetish?*

    • @avie828
      @avie828 6 лет назад +65

      Darth Tyrannus wait what

    • @alformodoritos2076
      @alformodoritos2076 6 лет назад +36

      Darth Tyrannus star wars has pterodactyl?

    • @NipsnTips1099
      @NipsnTips1099 6 лет назад +103

      Alfomar Dotillos I created pterodactyls using forbidden force abilities that not even Snoke can use. Also, have you ever seen a pterodactyl wearing sneakers?

    • @viewyevening8719
      @viewyevening8719 6 лет назад +32

      Darth Tyrannus you're weird

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 6 лет назад +13

      My favorite type of dinosaur (no fetish).

  • @LCProductionCompany
    @LCProductionCompany 4 года назад +33

    Everything but the Snoke bit made sense (now that episode 9 is out).

    • @lie2297
      @lie2297 2 года назад

      Yup his old theory’s that have snoke at the end I just ignore it

  • @senateboi6039
    @senateboi6039 6 лет назад +343

    No don't kill me i am to weak

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 лет назад +39

      I've been looking forward to this...

    • @archerdark7524
      @archerdark7524 6 лет назад +22

      I love you my lord. I cried when you say ,,Oh dont kill me plea,, and ,,please dont, PLEASE DONT!!!!!,, and ,,I was right the JEDI ARE TAKING OVAH!!!!,,

    • @senateboi6039
      @senateboi6039 6 лет назад +16

      Archer Dark the force is strong with you

    • @archerdark7524
      @archerdark7524 6 лет назад +10

      Thank you my Master!

    • @NipsnTips1099
      @NipsnTips1099 6 лет назад +9

      Senateboi Ur lame lmao rekt

  • @anna-elizabeth
    @anna-elizabeth 6 лет назад +94

    After, Dooku penned a successful Holonet memoir entitled "Getting a Head in Force Mastery and Politics".

    • @starkillerab1582
      @starkillerab1582 5 лет назад

      Anna Elizabeth really head jokes?😂😂😂😂😂

  • @junimoony
    @junimoony 4 года назад +45

    1:44 Count Dooku still has hands!

  • @TheHero136
    @TheHero136 6 лет назад +132

    May the 4th be with you Star Wars Theory, just for the occasion, I made a poem.
    The Sith Lords are Red
    Jedi Knights are Blue
    Why do they always want to go to Jakku
    The sand makes me frown
    I want the high ground
    I'm high on death sticks with Dolby​ surround sound

  • @skissue12929
    @skissue12929 4 года назад +108

    6:13
    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Dooku playing bingo:👏

    • @sand48
      @sand48 4 года назад +8

      I've become more powerful that any player including u

  • @darthprime1990
    @darthprime1990 6 лет назад +59

    What if Darth Plagueis took Dooku as his apprentice?

    • @NipsnTips1099
      @NipsnTips1099 6 лет назад +14

      Darth Primus I would’ve made him watch Shrek 2 after each training session.

    • @thegamingprozone1941
      @thegamingprozone1941 5 лет назад

      @@NipsnTips1099 Xd

  • @Camro24
    @Camro24 6 лет назад +171

    May the 4th be with you all!!!

  • @danielblair4413
    @danielblair4413 4 года назад +34

    Wouldn't it have been easier for the droids to just re-attach Dooku's head back to his body?

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 2 года назад +6

      lets see
      no nerves
      no time
      no balls

  • @captainrexofthe501st9
    @captainrexofthe501st9 6 лет назад +53

    Dooku and Grievous finally fully become full friends

    • @pandinus1377
      @pandinus1377 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah we don't know what happened to grievous in this

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 4 года назад +1

      @@pandinus1377 best case he and duku go on half droid adventures throughout the galaxy

  • @r.c.majarreis9803
    @r.c.majarreis9803 6 лет назад +29

    5:54. Ahh.. just like the Hishe. (Star wars how it should have ended)

  • @acex7783
    @acex7783 5 лет назад +83

    Why is snoke played up to be this all powerful being when he was so easily defeated in episode 8 by two barely qualified “jedi”

    • @ThatMouthyMerc
      @ThatMouthyMerc 4 года назад +7

      FaZe Lit Potato he was a red herring, some one to be taken as the big bad it’s a trick to hide the true villain

    • @ThatMouthyMerc
      @ThatMouthyMerc 4 года назад +2

      I just found out ha

    • @hugominecraft4801
      @hugominecraft4801 3 года назад +1

      @Russ Filmz not cloned, engineered. Sorry for necroposting xd

  • @jeremiahakerman7333
    @jeremiahakerman7333 5 лет назад +27

    I always thought Dooku's character deserved much more than the quick defeat/death that was given to him in Revenge of the Sith. He seemed very underrated in my opinion. He could've been given a somewhat longer role and also a chance at redemption. After losing his hands Anakin could've just left him to his fate on the ship, but have him survive and make it to Coruscant by some means. He would then go into hiding for a while and get a couple of prosthetic hands. As the film progressed it would've been interesting for Dooku to challenge Anakin/Darth Vader one final time at the Jedi Temple in an attempt to save the younglings. Though Dooku's heroic act would fail and he would be killed just as easily as before, he would've died much more honorably.

    • @JohnSmith-xi7xo
      @JohnSmith-xi7xo 5 лет назад +2

      True. Imagine if they did that in Rebels, in a reverse Ahsoka Tano kind of way, with him renouncing the Sith ways... would have been epic.

  • @shnazzyc3729
    @shnazzyc3729 6 лет назад +49

    I missed school today to watch Star Wars all day

    • @shnazzyc3729
      @shnazzyc3729 6 лет назад +1

      The Sam it really was both simultaneously, right now I am on the empire strikes back

    • @luis-il2fl
      @luis-il2fl 6 лет назад +1

      Wow lucky

    • @lukeskywalker1242
      @lukeskywalker1242 6 лет назад +5

      Shnazzy C you are wise!

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 лет назад +6

      We will watch your career with great interest...
      After the films, tv shows and all other Star Wars media is finished.

    • @theogking8309
      @theogking8309 6 лет назад +2

      I had to use the force to take two exams in college.

  • @JaydentheMathGuy
    @JaydentheMathGuy 5 лет назад +40

    6:00 Yoda: killed him we already have
    Mace: THIS IS THE GODDAMN SENATE!!

  • @joshuahoge1662
    @joshuahoge1662 6 лет назад +92

    I died of laughter at the part where they killed Sidious.

    • @ArtStar1996
      @ArtStar1996 6 лет назад +5

      Joshua Hoge
      😹😹 LOL! HISHE did the same ending with Star Wars III! 😹😹

    • @joshuahoge1662
      @joshuahoge1662 6 лет назад +6

      ArtstarTheCat1996 I know it was Funny XD

    • @ArtStar1996
      @ArtStar1996 6 лет назад +2

      Joshua Hoge
      😹😹 I KNOW!! I kept replaying it over and over! 😹😹

    • @joshuahoge1662
      @joshuahoge1662 6 лет назад +3

      ArtstarTheCat1996 same 😂

  • @imstarbuck1465
    @imstarbuck1465 6 лет назад +22

    With legs as long as that, it's hard to imagine Dooku won't always have the High Ground!

  • @H4EPiC
    @H4EPiC 5 лет назад +23

    i would like a version in which dooku does not tell the jedi but restablishes his power in the CIS and then proceeds to win the clone wars by taking down the republic and defeating palpatin.

    • @Jayzgrouse
      @Jayzgrouse 5 лет назад +4

      that would be a lot more interesting

  • @cgroot6504
    @cgroot6504 6 лет назад +416

    👍👑 Jar Jar delivered the final blow 5:58
    I am groot

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 6 лет назад +10

      Don't you see? Darth Jar Jar killed Sidious so HE could become the next Dark Lord of the Sith! Jar Jar IS Snoke!

    • @boothy158
      @boothy158 6 лет назад +1

      C Groot lmao😂😂😂😊😂

    • @clonecommanderzr1202
      @clonecommanderzr1202 6 лет назад

      The only time he was useful

    • @ethan-gn1tc
      @ethan-gn1tc 6 лет назад

      C Groot: I am Steve Rodgers

    • @roguetoa9787
      @roguetoa9787 6 лет назад

      stop signing your posts dumbass

  • @johangade2832
    @johangade2832 6 лет назад +86

    What if stormtroppers could aim?

    • @amerx2x
      @amerx2x 6 лет назад +8

      i bet they are feared forces in the galaxy

    • @cassiusxd4777
      @cassiusxd4777 6 лет назад +1

      then the rebels are doomed

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 6 лет назад

      The series would end way quicker

    • @holoqofholoqqia9503
      @holoqofholoqqia9503 6 лет назад +1

      Johan gade Then there wouldn't be a Rebellion in the first place.

    • @theinquisition305
      @theinquisition305 6 лет назад

      Then we would've been spared from the sequels.

  • @leonderprofie123
    @leonderprofie123 5 лет назад +163

    5:54 hahahaha

  • @13piecebucket68
    @13piecebucket68 6 лет назад +28

    Darth Tyrannas' "new form" is kind of disturbing

  • @tomcarrasco3290
    @tomcarrasco3290 6 лет назад +120

    General dooku😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @monnomestbizarre
      @monnomestbizarre 6 лет назад

      cryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremojicryinglaughteremoji

  • @brutalskiller6662
    @brutalskiller6662 4 года назад +78

    3:23 you sais Jedi MASTER
    then why did you make the blade of the lightsaber for anakin too? 😅

    • @sombramemer1230
      @sombramemer1230 4 года назад +1

      Master Skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do.

    • @turtlegamer237
      @turtlegamer237 4 года назад

      📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺💸💰⚗️🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🗡🗡⚔️⚔️🏺🏺⚗️💰⚰️⚰️🔩⚰️💈💷💈💈💈

    • @Yoisaki_K.
      @Yoisaki_K. 4 года назад

      @@sombramemer1230 yep... master skywalker

    • @legitimate8463
      @legitimate8463 4 года назад

      Not EVERYONE who ignited their lightsaber was a master.

    • @Two5.
      @Two5. 4 года назад

      Anakin is Jedi Master and his padawan was Ahsoka Tano

  • @fj3633
    @fj3633 6 лет назад +33

    Star Wars memes will never die.

  • @RandomLeveledLoot
    @RandomLeveledLoot 6 лет назад +231

    Still better than "The Force Recycled" and "The Last Copyright"

    • @isiahrobinson9276
      @isiahrobinson9276 4 года назад +2

      Coming back and seeing this post I gotta say...you forgot "The Rise Of Fan Disappointment"

  • @motazfawzi2504
    @motazfawzi2504 3 года назад +4

    5:55
    He was alive crying I'm too weak.
    Then Jar Jar finished him off!

  • @Dave-xn4nx
    @Dave-xn4nx 4 года назад +11

    I love how this ending basically predicted rise of skywalker

  • @spikesimple2107
    @spikesimple2107 5 лет назад +12

    I love how all your what if fanfics end with Snoke rising lol.

  • @Keaten88
    @Keaten88 4 года назад +25

    sucks that all these Snoke rising theories are gone now that its confirmed he was just a creation of Palpatine after the Empire's fall.

    • @sand48
      @sand48 4 года назад

      It should have been darth jar jar

  • @dwarvenmoray
    @dwarvenmoray 6 лет назад +29

    Or, they could have used the magic to re-attach his head to his body.

    • @stolasgoetia93
      @stolasgoetia93 6 лет назад +6

      The body was left on the ship.

    • @samnoble1654
      @samnoble1654 4 года назад +1

      @@stolasgoetia93 well if they took his body as well they could

  • @darthprime1990
    @darthprime1990 6 лет назад +7

    Love the thumbnail. If Count Dooku could survive like that, then Jango Fett would as well.

  • @walkuro7384
    @walkuro7384 4 года назад +12

    "Until eventually, sno-"
    Alright, next video.

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 4 года назад +4

    "Master Dooku"
    Would t have said master, he's not a Jedi anymore

  • @LightgreenLP
    @LightgreenLP 5 лет назад +8

    5:07 Palpatine: Anakin D E W I T
    *ANAKIN KILLS EVERY JEDI IN 0.1 SECOND*
    Palpatine: Good Anakin, good!

  • @popstarchrisgriffin2578
    @popstarchrisgriffin2578 4 года назад +25

    Smoke wouldn’t come. He’s a clone of Palpatine

    • @yj4003
      @yj4003 3 года назад +4

      This was released before Rise of Skywalker.

    • @alexhenderson1312
      @alexhenderson1312 3 года назад +2

      Snoke should have been his own character and resurrected himself via cloning a la the Emperor in Dark Empire...rather than just have him be a clone puppet of the Emperor. If only! 🤔😏

    • @nightmarefoxygaming8737
      @nightmarefoxygaming8737 3 года назад +1

      Okay?

    • @yj4003
      @yj4003 3 года назад +1

      @@alexhenderson1312 I agree.

  • @grib2486
    @grib2486 6 лет назад +26

    if darth sidious was killed never execute order 66 would Snoke not wake up because in the original timeline he woke up by all the force energy from order 66

  • @nsl_black8053
    @nsl_black8053 6 лет назад +81

    Disney make this cannon, I don’t care how!

  • @justthinking650
    @justthinking650 4 года назад +4

    I like how jar jar just starts to attack out of knowhere at 6:00

  • @iparsapad749
    @iparsapad749 6 лет назад +21

    HAHAHAHHA ''you are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of... MASTER DUKU?>!??!?!!??!?!''

  • @professionalgamer6522
    @professionalgamer6522 6 лет назад +58

    May the 4th be with you
    Revenge of the 5th
    Return of the 6th

  • @andrewmoore4510
    @andrewmoore4510 5 лет назад +10

    And all the Jedi masters started sliceing him up, continuesly , for a very long time.😂
    WHAH! in flies jar jar.😂

  • @agnest7617
    @agnest7617 4 года назад +5

    Palpatine getting pummeled by Jedi in his office is all like from that star wars 3 hishe (how should it have ended)

  • @spanadian
    @spanadian 4 года назад +95

    Man all these videos that mentioned snoke aged really poorly

    • @zukoischillin4515
      @zukoischillin4515 4 года назад +1

      Guess what
      *vibe check*

    • @pablosaavedra1435
      @pablosaavedra1435 3 года назад +3

      @@zukoischillin4515 go back to the fire nation prince Zuko, you don't belong to this universe

    • @TheTrex9000
      @TheTrex9000 3 года назад +1

      Lol, 66 likes.

  • @jackgangadeen2764
    @jackgangadeen2764 4 года назад +6

    The thumbnail is me when I go to take the rest of the beans at 3 AM

  • @hypergamerlmondz8984
    @hypergamerlmondz8984 4 года назад +3

    Who laughed and confussing when droid dooku scrambled his words

  • @aleksandramakari
    @aleksandramakari 4 года назад +6

    "I am the senate."
    *scuttles off like a spider*

  • @loathfluctuation1191
    @loathfluctuation1191 4 года назад +3

    I watched this after episode 9 and laughed when he says snoke would rise

  • @jazzysocks2852
    @jazzysocks2852 6 лет назад +4

    I would love to see a part 2 to this but from where you left off with snoke and kylo wren coulld be good and everything! Your vids are the best!

  • @lukewilliams8548
    @lukewilliams8548 6 лет назад +64

    I was laughing so hard at about 5:45, this is awesome.

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 6 лет назад +14

      Lightsaber Quester I’m too weak! Don’t kill me! 😂

  • @professionalcommentstealer5271
    @professionalcommentstealer5271 4 года назад +3

    3:19 "All Jedi Masters ignited their lightsabers"
    *sees Anakin igniting his saber*
    LIAR!

  • @AlexisPitiris
    @AlexisPitiris 6 лет назад +4

    Your animations have really improved! May the 4th be with you Star Wars Theory!

  • @alonsoaffner
    @alonsoaffner 4 года назад +6

    It sad to see that almost every fan fic ends in Snoke rising from the unknown regions, since snoke is palpatine

  • @fredreindljr1996
    @fredreindljr1996 5 лет назад +5

    What if Dooku's new body was something like General Grievous or a more intimidating robot body? That would be really cool!

  • @matthewrussell2552
    @matthewrussell2552 6 лет назад +5

    May the fourth to everyone!!! I love Star wars so much thank you George!!

  • @moorefunandgames7411
    @moorefunandgames7411 5 лет назад +7

    Omfg this body dooku has I can't take it seriously 😂😂😂😂 when he crawled in the Jedi council I died

  • @MrPresident42
    @MrPresident42 4 года назад +9

    Snoke was created by palpatine, so everyone watching this, the ending with snoke doesn't happen, but SWT didnt know yet so not his fault

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 6 лет назад +5

    Zannyvids has forever burned that thumbnail into my mind

  • @megaawesomegamer127
    @megaawesomegamer127 4 года назад +9

    I love how everyone is like Snoke will rise but after seeing the Rise of Skywalker I’m like Snoke wouldn’t exist if Picklestine didn’t exist

    • @alexhenderson1312
      @alexhenderson1312 3 года назад

      Snoke should have still been his own character and not a clone puppet of the Emperor. 🤔😕

  • @jeronimoepic2946
    @jeronimoepic2946 4 года назад +3

    “I’ve been looking forward to this”

  • @Nothing-rg8ev
    @Nothing-rg8ev 4 года назад +3

    Star Wars Theory: What if Dooku Survived?
    Me: “You want the impossible”

  • @Chad_Milk
    @Chad_Milk 3 года назад +3

    3:19 all Jedi masters
    Anakin: visible happiness

  • @caltex2388
    @caltex2388 4 года назад +3

    i didn’t even read the title. I just saw the thumbnail and was like
    Yes
    And clicked lol

  • @professionalgamer6522
    @professionalgamer6522 6 лет назад +11

    3:19
    Why am I laughing so hard 😂 😂
    Just imagine anakins face and the rest 😂😂
    And when they all killed palpatine 😂😂

  • @haroldtheherald6637
    @haroldtheherald6637 4 года назад +2

    "My powers have grown since the last time we met"
    "good, triple the rise, triple the fall"

  • @yeet7493
    @yeet7493 4 года назад +2

    The ending where papletine gets up and says I am the Senate and then walks away

  • @primewhitebeard8208
    @primewhitebeard8208 6 лет назад +15

    4:10 *THIS IS SO EPIC!!*

  • @louishackney8269
    @louishackney8269 5 лет назад +20

    Now that is how you make general Grievous II (2:34)

  • @yooimarthur3444
    @yooimarthur3444 5 лет назад +8

    I just can’t.. The thumbnail I just can’t.. XDDDD

  • @M1GYT
    @M1GYT 6 лет назад +5

    I lost it when JarJar flew in

  • @cooljo5881
    @cooljo5881 5 лет назад +11

    5:55 min never saw a better battle!

  • @idcgaming518
    @idcgaming518 3 года назад +2

    the image of dooku in a retirement home as a spider-bot, is hilarious and also sad.