Omg, this has to be the funniest fan fiction ever. Anakin doesn't look like a burnt chicken nugget anymore, Palps dates Schmi, Ray is erased from the whole story, and we don't get failed clones and edgy grandsons running around
Oh my god I laughed more than I should have. Imagine like and vader on bespin. Vader: Luke together we can overthrow the emperor and cook ourselves, as father and son
Palpatine/Sidious: "Hry Vader these Deathsticks are Selling out like Hotcakes" Vader: "Yes Master" Palpatine/Sidious: "Yes is Right... lil I Hate sand a$$" Vader: "Uhm... Care to Share that?!"
This. . . Is a masterpiece, probably the best theory you've ever made. The only way it could have been better, is if obi-wan went to Revive Dooku or something, leaving them both to hide out, terribly confused, and still sad that Quigon could not be revived.
honestly at this point, lightsaber combat would be nothing but a sport as even with your limbs chopped off or even you dying, you are simply brought back to life
So kinda like Rick and morty in that one episode where there is a “life zone” were anyone who dies in that zone can’t die so you would have children chasing each other with real lethal guns.
@@jackakakreanxx5587Ever heard of Percy Jackson? If so you’ve probably heard of Magnus Chase too, which is basically the Norse version in the same verse. When people die in combat there, they go to Valhalla, and they train for ragnarok there. If you die there, you keep coming back until Ragnarok
This is the absolute best. Stoner Anakin should absolutely be cannon. Holy hell! Just top notch performance on the voice overs. That Hayden impersonation is so dead on, I'm not fully convinced you didn't bring him into the studio!
Not gonna lie, the quote "Control the galaxy through death and fear, or through the Fountain of Youth" sounds like an actual plot the Sith would plan, eternal life and all.
What’s funny is that by being addicted to bacta, Vader put himself in a situation where Palpatine literally had no way of stopping him. If Palpatine were to try removing Vader from the bacta tank, it would kill him, since Vader would go into a state where he was without some of his life support systems while in the bacta tank.
Suddenly, Boba Fett always heading to the Bacta pod is starting to make sense. Fennec: “Oh my God, Boba, we gotta get you to a Bacta tank right away.” Boba: “This is where the fun begins.”
I mean bacta addiction for vader is very reasonable. Vader is a man tormented and his skin and body damaged. By being placed in a bacta tube, he would most certainly become addicted.
Wouldn't be surprised if Sidious was applying a continuous stream of pain into Vader's body so he could never fully heal. Sort of like Deadpool's healing factor not being enough to stop his cancer so he's constantly dying at any given moment.
@@iRazenrak It's kinda because bacta only makes you're healing factor fast. You can't grow back something a normal human couldn't tough. All of vader's skin is dead. He uses bacta most to keep his organs to fail
I've seen a video right now about that. Even tough the bacta aliviates the pain, he's mind still torments him in bacta. In truth, when he is in bacta he's only alone with his thoughts about what he did so he would avoid as much as possible
I found ironic that in his constant search for Kenobi and his complete devotion to his hatred of him Vader never found where he was hiding....but drugged and relaxed Vader somehow managet to make a 2+2 with ease about his location in Tatooine. XD
This has to be the best ending for star wars everyone gets a good ending and Anikin is more happy than ever. Great job! Hope you keep making these hilarious and great theories
Lol, Anakin wasn't evil. He had a temporary rage break that was finally resolved when he was cut down by Obi-Wan.... But then they crammed him in a mechanical pain suit and he's be ODing on Bacta ever since. 😅
@@Otisea I guess I should have spelled it "O.D.ing" or something but that looks wierd too. It means Overdosing. When you take too much of a drug. "Overdose" is sometimes shortened to "O.D."
This was actually really wholesome! The Empire actually transitioning into a semi-positive body of governance is a super fun and heartwarming concept, and I love that Palpatine, Anakin, Shmi, Padme, and Luke/Leia can all live together under the flag of immortality and health!
Missed opportunity to have Anakin scream "THOSE WERE MY GUMMIES! YOU TOOK THEM FROM ME! IF THEY ARE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY!" at Owen, but still, this was HILARIOUS!
I love the idea of multiple droids entering Vader's room, one after the other, and they're all force choked or otherwise destroyed because Vader doesn't want to get out. Imagine the surprise when the next droid comes in and sees like 30 destroyed robots everywhere.
Didn’t tenebrous have a similar idea of advancing technology to render the voice obsolete or destroying the force entirely and the the galaxy dependent on that Hyper advanced technology?
I’m sure if Anakin dropped some of the bacta gummies in Qui-Gon's jar he’d spring right out of the jar and back to life. Would probably be a little awkward because I don’t think the bacta would regrow his clothes.
I love this, you could make like legitimate short animated videos with theses types of comedic fan fictions and probably make money off of them if you wanted to. Thanks for all the great content over the years theory I’m so happy to have been apart of this.
Ahsoka & Rex: “So… we’re going to forget you killed all those younglings?” “Yeah I can bring them back!” Ahsoka: “That’s besides the point Skyguy!” Starkiller: “HE BROUGHT MY DAD BACK!”
i honestly would have liked this better than the actual star wars story lol, it even has a happy ending, lots better than the cannon ending in episode 9
Absolutely cracked me up even on the third listen. EDIT: Upon further uhm bacta cookies I think this version of Anakin/Vader needs to meet death sticks Kenobi and have an adventure to help the other Anakin kick his sand addiction.
Forget ruling with fear, rule with profits. Also. Kenobi - you killed the entire Jedi temple, and all the younglings!! And took my legs! Anakin - don't worry just let them take a bacta pill and they'll be fine. You should start taking one too. General Grievous - I got my body back!
Kenobi: Grievous how are you still alive? Grievous: I had to get Bacta liquid Kenobi: Why the liquid? Grievous: I can't eat gummies if I am a couple of specs General Kenobi Kenobi: Stop calling me General the clone wars are over Grievous: Fine then Ex General Kenobi
@@fznfjzn2004 Thats why I said a couple of specs Grievous' lungs and heart was just a couple of specs from my guess, meanwhile Qui Gon got burnt all way
I love how you went straight comedic route with this. But I also like how your intro could have made it a strictly a cautionary tale. The bacta could have soothed his injuries, for sure. But he also could have craved the release of the pain and cybernetics so much he would slowly albeit realistically crave the soothing from his misery. Like a drug addict uses drugs they think to cure what they feel ails them.
This is one of the best star wars stories of all time. The imagery of the bacta oozing out of the suit had me rolling, and then anakin suddenly being healed and a total stoner. Omg.
This is awesome. It’s definitely not the ending I had imagined, but it’s amazing. I really liked it and would love to see more videos like this in the future.
Okay, i thought it was going to be completely ridiculous and silly, but it turned out to be incredibly entertaining and beyond hilarious. I could actually see Palpatine doing something like this to take advantage of it for sure.
This was absolutely hilarious, though I genuinely wonder how it would have played out had Anakin healed using bacta and gotten better cybernetics behind palpatine's back. Obviously bacta has it's limitations, otherwise there would be no need for cybernetics in the first place, but as we saw with boba, it can certainly heal even pretty serious wounds.
Make it a comedy series similar to How I Met Your Mother crossed with Friends, please for the love of all thats sane someone pitch this to Lucas and Disney
A story where Anakin gets what he wanted is beautiful. The thing about the Disney SW is that it didn't tell a good story. The SW universe has always been split on the prequels but I always loved them because of the story. It was a futuristic space tragedy and I loved the story between I and VI.
A futuristic space tragedy that took place thousands of years *before* modern-day human civilization was a thing and was literally in a galaxy far, far away. From us.
I laughed so hard at the moment when Palpatine immediately ordered a batch of Bacta Gummies for himself after seeing Vader use them to regrow his limbs
This was silly, yet is part of this fan fics charm. I was chuckling throughout the whole video. It went from a regular Star Wars video to something out of Big Lebowski or a Kevin Smith film. Great job 👍
I can imagine so many moments in Star Wars being changed heavily because Bacta was being used. Starkillier dies - Vader brings him back with Bacta and congratulates him for a good challenge Maul Dies on Tatooine - Kenobi uses Bacta and tells him they can let bygones be bygones while Maul goes on to profit off underground Bacta Captain Rex and the Clones get Old - Ahsoka gathers enough Bacta to keep them from aging so fast Sev gets lost on Kashyyk - He survives off Bacta (which isn't totally fanfic-y surprisingly) Or more bizarre, Lop slices Ocho - She gives her Bacta on the way down and Ocho gets addicted, instantly forgetting why they were fighting in the first place
This entire video felt like a robot chicken skit especially when palpitine said he called Vader yesterday, I literally hear that line in Seth McFarland’s palpitine voice. Amazing yet funny video.
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Thanks for like...watching, dudes.
Stoner Wars Theory
Bro make more of these....A lot more LMAO!!!
this was great
This was so good, great job Toos!!
This was amazingly good
This is why Bobba was so nice in his show. He also got addicted to bacta.
But not addicted/know full potential of bacta power
But he was
he could bring back his father
I could see it lolz!
Like a BACTA
Omg, this has to be the funniest fan fiction ever. Anakin doesn't look like a burnt chicken nugget anymore, Palps dates Schmi, Ray is erased from the whole story, and we don't get failed clones and edgy grandsons running around
Haha not a fan of the sequels are you I see.... that's how Yoda would say it lol
Yes this has been very amusing
Ffs not another Disney trilogy hater. Hate those. Just let those who actually enjoy those moves enjoy them.
Edgy grandson im dying🤣🤣🤣
Lmao burnt chicky nuggi. 🤣🤣🤣
in this scenario, anakin is really the chosen one to bring peace to the galaxy.
“Well, you’re not wrong.”
- Anthony Edward Stank
Now I just wanna see what if Vader and Palpatine sold deathsticks "Vader we need to cook!"
they made a bacta deathstick nutella thingy? Like where you dip deathsticks into bacta and eat it lmao 😂
Oh my god I laughed more than I should have. Imagine like and vader on bespin.
Vader: Luke together we can overthrow the emperor and cook ourselves, as father and son
Palpatine/Sidious: "Hry Vader these Deathsticks are Selling out like Hotcakes"
Vader: "Yes Master"
Palpatine/Sidious: "Yes is Right... lil I Hate sand a$$"
Vader: "Uhm... Care to Share that?!"
“Breaking Sith”
If they got couped by the people and fled to the most crime-ridden regions of the Outer Rim and sold deathsticks... hmm.
This fan fiction was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
of course your here koy
not if u watched the theory’s arcade live stream :)
Omg it’s rose himself
Hey koy!!
This comment was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Palpatine's bafflement at Dude Vader's antics never ceases to amuse me
What a nice name to call instead of Darth just call them Dudes. Dude Vader and Dude Sidious.
Dude anyone is the best
@@thejonrezcontent5213 Sidious, however, is the farthest being from a 'dude'.
Lord Chad at it again.
Lol Dude Vader 🤣
I love how Palpatine just becomes a chill and nice guy. The best fan fiction I've ever seen. 🤣
Comes to show, sometimes you just gotta- like- chill, dude
yea me too
Lego Star Wars should write that.
Bacta can fix a lot of things...damaged brain amygdale connections even.
I can imagine Plagueis laughing from above with popcorn in his mouth🤣
Dude Anakin being high the entire time while everyone is petrified of him is so funny
wrg
He’s like a chilled out Tuco Salamanca, haha.
fr
I think you're talking about Lalo@@cashthecurator666
@@cashthecurator666 Haha like Tuco from the Popcorners Breaking Bad commercial
If he's addicted to bacta then I guess some people with dry skin are addicted to dermatologist prescribed cream.
that does happen, yes
Yea skin can get addicted to steroid creams. Getting your skin off thr creams is a nightmare or flare ups
UTTER CREAM!!
it's for cow boobs but it's the best thing for dry skin.
@Draxy I second this
@Draxy I am? Holy crap, no wonder I used up all my data while travelling. I just comment on videos while I'm travelling
This. . . Is a masterpiece, probably the best theory you've ever made.
The only way it could have been better, is if obi-wan went to Revive Dooku or something, leaving them both to hide out, terribly confused, and still sad that Quigon could not be revived.
PT 2 pls lol
@@RyoReznor Yes, lol The adventures of Young Dooku and Obiwan in a confusing new world,
HILARIOUS
It would end up like Re-Animator with Obi-Wan carrying Dooku's detached head around
@@YeetTheSlavs they can just regrow the rest of Dooku's body. It'll be fine. lol
I like how passive aggressive Anakin was with Obi-Wan when he said he wanted to make things 'even'
he should have cut 1 leg and 2 hands obiwan can peck like a woopecker and eat
The bacta didn't fully kill his anger. It merely tempered it and allowed it to flow in a somewhat more healthy way...or as healthy as Anakin can get.
This is an instance where I fully believe he would say the line "Hey dudes, the empire's pretty chill, maybe you should like, join it or something."
I really like the idea of Anakin going "let's just even things out" then slicing off Obi-Wan's leg lmao
It would've been better if he said "let's just cut things even"
Meanwhile Obiwan, hoping Anakin doesn't remember he actually chopped off both his legs and an arm: Yeah! We're even now! Ha ha!
@@mar_speedman
Dooku already took his arm off so by then it can just be replaced again anyway
@@Carnyzzle No no, Obi-Wan cut his legs and the one arm that Dooku hadn't cut an episode earlier
@@mar_speedman
Ah got ya
honestly at this point, lightsaber combat would be nothing but a sport as even with your limbs chopped off or even you dying, you are simply brought back to life
I can definitely seeing that as part of the health insurance.
So kinda like Rick and morty in that one episode where there is a “life zone” were anyone who dies in that zone can’t die so you would have children chasing each other with real lethal guns.
@@jackakakreanxx5587 yeah it was fucked up at the end too because the one kid actually killed that other kid
@@jackakakreanxx5587Ever heard of Percy Jackson? If so you’ve probably heard of Magnus Chase too, which is basically the Norse version in the same verse. When people die in combat there, they go to Valhalla, and they train for ragnarok there. If you die there, you keep coming back until Ragnarok
This is gold
@@thebigcritic no it’s bacta!!!
Nice to see you here
This is impossible!
@@thebigcritic it's still canonically more accurate than TLJ so... 😄
Hey. Havent seen you around for a long time 😂
Honestly I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard the title. This is akin to the “If Anakin Loved Sand” fanfiction.
That’s what he said. Nice
😂 same
@@jackwenn_9693 Hello there
This is the absolute best. Stoner Anakin should absolutely be cannon. Holy hell! Just top notch performance on the voice overs. That Hayden impersonation is so dead on, I'm not fully convinced you didn't bring him into the studio!
bro same I swear I heard Hayden
Not to mention his Sidious impression is spot on
@@4everhealthwellness344 you mean to tell me he didn't actually get the actors involved? Damn those impressions are good had me fooled
That’s way too much..Unnatural,man.
I accept this as a new canon. Far better than Disney’s trilogy.
Yeees
FR
Big Facts
Achievement Unlocked: Best Ending Possible
- You brought peace to the Star Wars Galaxy.
No no no we call it a true ending
Peace! Freedom! Justice and security!
You have brought peace, freedom, justice, and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
@@danese1636 yes
Not just peace, but justice and society to the new empire
So Anakin essentially invented Senzu Beans.
Also a Lazarus Pit
Super powered senzu beans
Lmfao.
Anikan ballz. S U. S
@@Charduza *NO*
This was perfect… and I can’t help but think it needs a part two… The Bacta Wars!
The shroud of greed has fallen… Begun the bacta wars has.
It was a young testosterone filled wang measuring contest time for the empire.
Not gonna lie, the quote "Control the galaxy through death and fear, or through the Fountain of Youth" sounds like an actual plot the Sith would plan, eternal life and all.
Darth Hondo the Profitable.
That was genuinely hilarious. The idea of Anakin becoming the Dude really tickled me.
Vader abides
The Big Lebowswalker
Yo dudes the empire is pretty chill mabye you could join it or something
Join Me and we can End This Destructive conflict..
Bring Order To The Galaxy
Someone should legit make this into an animated short
I should do a Lego stop motion about this lol.
@@twelvebrickstudios2739 Dew it!
I'll subscribe if you can make it happen!
Robot Chicken
@@twelvebrickstudios2739 DEW IT!
@@twelvebrickstudios2739 DEW IT!
What’s funny is that by being addicted to bacta, Vader put himself in a situation where Palpatine literally had no way of stopping him. If Palpatine were to try removing Vader from the bacta tank, it would kill him, since Vader would go into a state where he was without some of his life support systems while in the bacta tank.
and then palpatine would go into bacta and see why vader was so addicted
@@littleent1359 Palpatine and Vader chilling in a bacta tank together...
Five feet apart, of course, since they're not gay
Suddenly, Boba Fett always heading to the Bacta pod is starting to make sense.
Fennec: “Oh my God, Boba, we gotta get you to a Bacta tank right away.”
Boba: “This is where the fun begins.”
Bro lol
He was burned by stomach acid of the Sarlac pit. There was even a melted stormtrooper in there.
Those Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker impressions are just incredible! They sound so real!
I know I was not expecting to do such a good job at replicating Hayden Christianson’s mannerisms and some what voice.
No, they don't.
It's funny though 😂
I think we can all agree we needed a funny and wholesome fan-fic like this one.
This story has more worldbuilding than the sequels.
"PUT ME BACK IN YOU FOOLS!" that got me laughing. Again this very refreshing to see and fun. Once more your fan fics are amazing.
I mean bacta addiction for vader is very reasonable.
Vader is a man tormented and his skin and body damaged.
By being placed in a bacta tube, he would most certainly become addicted.
Facts
Wouldn't be surprised if Sidious was applying a continuous stream of pain into Vader's body so he could never fully heal.
Sort of like Deadpool's healing factor not being enough to stop his cancer so he's constantly dying at any given moment.
@@iRazenrak It's kinda because bacta only makes you're healing factor fast. You can't grow back something a normal human couldn't tough. All of vader's skin is dead. He uses bacta most to keep his organs to fail
I've seen a video right now about that. Even tough the bacta aliviates the pain, he's mind still torments him in bacta. In truth, when he is in bacta he's only alone with his thoughts about what he did so he would avoid as much as possible
@@vitorhugobacicpessoavidal5448 So he's gone...gone *choking noises* ... from Vader.... to Stubby.
Imagine if we had James Earl Jones voicing vader here, it'd be awesome
Yo dudes, the empire is pretty chill, you should like, join it or something
Imagine if Vader had healed his lungs but still used the breathing apparatus just because of the cool voice.
@@fish_and-chips ... I- I
Yes
I found ironic that in his constant search for Kenobi and his complete devotion to his hatred of him Vader never found where he was hiding....but drugged and relaxed Vader somehow managet to make a 2+2 with ease about his location in Tatooine. XD
devoted vader wouldnt want to go to tatooine as it has a lot of bad memories as well that he really dislikes sand.
Why is this so much wholesome than the originals.
Probably because of the bacta
Yeah it’s probably the bacta, or maybe even the bantha, but probably the bacta.
Stoned Wars: The Bacta Unleashed
Because.....
cause......
drugs
No one will die if everyone's high 🤷♂️
Especially on them damn gummies.....
A bit less dying, etc
This has to be the best ending for star wars everyone gets a good ending and Anikin is more happy than ever. Great job! Hope you keep making these hilarious and great theories
This fan-fic feels kinda like a Lego Star Wars episode. *I love it*
Very much so!
omg yes!! I would like to see it now
"Hey Owen what's up man?"
I just love how casual Vader sounds while Owen is fearing for his life.
It’s kinda weird that I enjoyed every seconds of this, because I always dreamed of this side of Star Wars
Yeah I expected to click off of it, but it was just too funny
Lmao the part where everyone's high as fuck offa gummies or the happily ever after part? 😂
If something like this gets on big screen, Star Wars should rename the brand to Star Chill.. Personally I wouldn't mind that change
Yeah
What is Anakin's favourite film to watch when he's injured?
...
Bacta the future
Underrated lmao
Star wars vs earth i been waiting for years part 2
BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! OMG! BAHAHAHAHA NO YOU DIDN'T!
This is… *mmm…* **chewing sounds** such a good fanfiction, man… It’s almost, y’know, believable…
i’m sorry but this is the most underrated comment on the platform
Scp-420-j
Yes almost
I'd kill to have a movie of this I'm sure others would also do it
Anakin goes from a pimp to a codeine addict real fast
I aggressively spit out my drink when I laid my eyes on that title
Lol, Anakin wasn't evil. He had a temporary rage break that was finally resolved when he was cut down by Obi-Wan....
But then they crammed him in a mechanical pain suit and he's be ODing on Bacta ever since. 😅
@@Kurayamiblack what is doing?
Oding*
@@Otisea I guess I should have spelled it "O.D.ing" or something but that looks wierd too.
It means Overdosing. When you take too much of a drug. "Overdose" is sometimes shortened to "O.D."
This was actually really wholesome! The Empire actually transitioning into a semi-positive body of governance is a super fun and heartwarming concept, and I love that Palpatine, Anakin, Shmi, Padme, and Luke/Leia can all live together under the flag of immortality and health!
Does this mean that even in this alternate timeline, that he still fulfills the prophecy of the chosen one?
That's the fan fiction I've always drew and imagined
Except the Palatine and shmi thing
I'm sorry but I read this as semi body positive governance lmao
Missed opportunity to have Anakin scream "THOSE WERE MY GUMMIES! YOU TOOK THEM FROM ME! IF THEY ARE NOT WITH ME, THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY!" at Owen, but still, this was HILARIOUS!
My god, yes.
Holy Moly, I have 111 likes! Yikes!
😂😂😂😂
That may Wife!!! I mean...
I love the idea of multiple droids entering Vader's room, one after the other, and they're all force choked or otherwise destroyed because Vader doesn't want to get out. Imagine the surprise when the next droid comes in and sees like 30 destroyed robots everywhere.
Didn’t tenebrous have a similar idea of advancing technology to render the voice obsolete or destroying the force entirely and the the galaxy dependent on that Hyper advanced technology?
I’m sure if Anakin dropped some of the bacta gummies in Qui-Gon's jar he’d spring right out of the jar and back to life. Would probably be a little awkward because I don’t think the bacta would regrow his clothes.
So he'd have to get some new robes
Put bacta on his cremated robes
@@baronzyafton4674 just a damn true comment
what about Qui gon's ghost/soul?
@@jackakakreanxx5587 sucked back into the body
I love this, you could make like legitimate short animated videos with theses types of comedic fan fictions and probably make money off of them if you wanted to. Thanks for all the great content over the years theory I’m so happy to have been apart of this.
Ahsoka & Rex: “So… we’re going to forget you killed all those younglings?”
“Yeah I can bring them back!”
Ahsoka: “That’s besides the point Skyguy!”
Starkiller: “HE BROUGHT MY DAD BACK!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Could he have brought back the duchess satine for Obi Wan?
@@Spartan3D213 probably
Ahsoka: wtf WHAT
Kanan:HEY REVIVE MY MASTER
Darth Stoner, the chilliest Sith lord out there.
"He will become more powerful than either of us!"
1 hour later:
"Lord Vader, it's bath time!!" 🛁
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.
If Anakin takes a rubber ducky in there I'm leaving!
"You're always so relaxed. This is not the sith way!"
lmao
This is probably the most horrifying but funniest what-ifs to ever exist 🤣, and I am glad this man was the one to do it
Your dp is the flag of eternal empire.. which faction you support ?
@@darthnihilus1895 The Eternal Empire
i honestly would have liked this better than the actual star wars story lol, it even has a happy ending, lots better than the cannon ending in episode 9
Absolutely cracked me up even on the third listen. EDIT: Upon further uhm bacta cookies I think this version of Anakin/Vader needs to meet death sticks Kenobi and have an adventure to help the other Anakin kick his sand addiction.
*YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!*
I feel like we need a breakdown of all the space narcotics in the Star Wars universe 🤣
Death sticks and Bacta are checked off. Now we need spice.
@@grayski3324 Dune's got the *Spice*
@@valzalel5203 Desert Spice
Dude you are REALLY good at mimicking the character’s voices! Especially Haden! You sounded just like him! 😯
The Fan Fiction we never thought we needed. This is GOLDEN 😂🙌🏻
This is the single greatest fan-fic ever made.
I love that this feels like a spiritual successor to the What if Anakin liked sand fanfic. Your comedic what if fanfics are always gold man.
It felt good to see Anakin get everything he lost back in a way
The hilarious thing is, all of Star Wars could've been avoided if Bacta was THIS addictive
Imagine the likes of revan, exar kun, Naga sadow in modern day star wars😂
Forget ruling with fear, rule with profits. Also.
Kenobi - you killed the entire Jedi temple, and all the younglings!! And took my legs!
Anakin - don't worry just let them take a bacta pill and they'll be fine. You should start taking one too.
General Grievous - I got my body back!
General Kenobi, I have been trained the bacta arts by Anakin Skywalker!
Kenobi: Grievous how are you still alive?
Grievous: I had to get Bacta liquid
Kenobi: Why the liquid?
Grievous: I can't eat gummies if I am a couple of specs General Kenobi
Kenobi: Stop calling me General the clone wars are over
Grievous: Fine then Ex General Kenobi
@@10sticksofbutterandbread34 uhh actually grievous was a cyborg and when obi wan shot on his Heart he burned soo its the same as qui gon
@@fznfjzn2004 Thats why I said a couple of specs Grievous' lungs and heart was just a couple of specs from my guess, meanwhile Qui Gon got burnt all way
“And you’re always so relaxed... this is not the Sith way!” 😂😂😂
Vader abides
I love how you went straight comedic route with this.
But I also like how your intro could have made it a strictly a cautionary tale.
The bacta could have soothed his injuries, for sure. But he also could have craved the release of the pain and cybernetics so much he would slowly albeit realistically crave the soothing from his misery.
Like a drug addict uses drugs they think to cure what they feel ails them.
Your Haden Christensen impression is 10/10
This is one of the best star wars stories of all time. The imagery of the bacta oozing out of the suit had me rolling, and then anakin suddenly being healed and a total stoner. Omg.
"The emperor would go on to date shmee and they'd all live happily ever after" that ending has got me rolling on the floor.
yoda and his ketamine addiction: *finally! a worthy oponnent*
Omg xD
I loved how goofy this was. I wish this was somehow adapted into a film. 😂
Still more lore friendly than the sequels
This went from hilarious to wholesome real quick this was the best what if imo
This was absolutely hilarious. You should make more fan fictions like this.
This is awesome. It’s definitely not the ending I had imagined, but it’s amazing. I really liked it and would love to see more videos like this in the future.
Palpatine: Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.
This is where the fun begins
Okay, i thought it was going to be completely ridiculous and silly, but it turned out to be incredibly entertaining and beyond hilarious. I could actually see Palpatine doing something like this to take advantage of it for sure.
This was absolutely hilarious, though I genuinely wonder how it would have played out had Anakin healed using bacta and gotten better cybernetics behind palpatine's back.
Obviously bacta has it's limitations, otherwise there would be no need for cybernetics in the first place, but as we saw with boba, it can certainly heal even pretty serious wounds.
Gummies could heal literal incineration! :D
@Mr Oce I read this in the beginning and I thought you meant THC gummies, boy was I wrong lol
@@MrOceMcCool now we know what flintstone's vitamin gummies are made of
That’s literally made me think of your fanfic “What if Obi-Wan took the Deathsticks?” Haha!
Yo, this fanfic has me cracking up 😂😂
The Bacta side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
This was hilarious! You should definitely make more theories like this
I'd pay 5x the price of a movie theatre ticket to see this being brought to live action
Make it a comedy series similar to How I Met Your Mother crossed with Friends, please for the love of all thats sane someone pitch this to Lucas and Disney
I'd pay 1500 dollars
A story where Anakin gets what he wanted is beautiful. The thing about the Disney SW is that it didn't tell a good story. The SW universe has always been split on the prequels but I always loved them because of the story. It was a futuristic space tragedy and I loved the story between I and VI.
A futuristic space tragedy that took place thousands of years *before* modern-day human civilization was a thing and was literally in a galaxy far, far away. From us.
I love how anakin acts like a bratty teenager and palpating was acting like a father saying your never in meetings and impossible to contact you
We need a part 2 of this, that would be great.
I laughed so hard at the moment when Palpatine immediately ordered a batch of Bacta Gummies for himself after seeing Vader use them to regrow his limbs
"Ahh, don't worry about it he's cool." I laughed so damn hard. Keep making more man.
I actually liked the idea of anakin actually recovering from bacta fluid without palpatine realizing or knowing
This was silly, yet is part of this fan fics charm. I was chuckling throughout the whole video. It went from a regular Star Wars video to something out of Big Lebowski or a Kevin Smith film. Great job 👍
And I love the voice of “laid back Anakin” as well as all to the hair references. Truly funny as hell!
I can't stop laughing 😂 Anakin licking Bacta juice inside of his Helmet
Best fan fiction ever! This needs to be an animated series
I can imagine so many moments in Star Wars being changed heavily because Bacta was being used.
Starkillier dies - Vader brings him back with Bacta and congratulates him for a good challenge
Maul Dies on Tatooine - Kenobi uses Bacta and tells him they can let bygones be bygones while Maul goes on to profit off underground Bacta
Captain Rex and the Clones get Old - Ahsoka gathers enough Bacta to keep them from aging so fast
Sev gets lost on Kashyyk - He survives off Bacta (which isn't totally fanfic-y surprisingly)
Or more bizarre, Lop slices Ocho - She gives her Bacta on the way down and Ocho gets addicted, instantly forgetting why they were fighting in the first place
This has to be the trippiest Star Wars fic I’ve ever heard and I loved it
Palpatine and Vader chilling on Bacta Gummies is something I never knew I needed lmao
"Padme... is she okay..?"
"Bro your new body is so cool, just stay angry and you'll survive, and then we're gonna wash you."
“They’re Bacta-Gummies! They’re awesome!”
~Hayden Christianson probably
By far your best fanfiction on this channel! Well done!
This is the fan fic I never knew I needed. It’s also the one I probably dont actually need but am glad to have
This entire video felt like a robot chicken skit especially when palpitine said he called Vader yesterday, I literally hear that line in Seth McFarland’s palpitine voice. Amazing yet funny video.
Palpatine: “Vader, are you even listening to me?”
Vader: *chewing intensifies.