There's broken English, and then there's hopelessly shattered English, and then there's an infinite black void, and then there's "Retieval Mankind's Batman".
"Retieval Mankind's Batman" Retieval is probably retrieval, which probably means save So it's probably something like "Batman Saves Mankind" or something.
Everyone who knows Batman knows that Batman's purpose isn't saving mankind, but kind of clumsy vigilatism leading to creation of more bizarre villains.
@@mattx5499red LEDs are far far cheaper. They'd never use a white led, which are more expensive because they're actually UV wavelength light passing through a phosphor substrate which emits white light upon being hit with UV light. Pop station can't afford that shit.
I had the original "Strong whale on the sea" game console, it's a Casio CG-330 Submarine Battle (but missing the background film with sky and sea portions), released in 1985. Great fun back in the day, with a cool flip-up screen cover with a speaker and all.
strong wale on the sea.... I think its suppose to be "怒海惊涛" which means the wrath of the sea or strong waves of the sea. however if you just do it word for word it becomes "angry sea surprised wave"... BUT! google says its strong wale on the sea...
Ryusuta 2 months later, but 's can also be used for possession. Like chef excellence's stay fresh bags. (or if your fancy sometimes you don't even have to use an s, usually when it ends in an s sound. Ex. There's a restaurant near me called Russ' (read russes))
One of these just showed up on eBay with four completely different games to this. I'm extremely tempted to buy it and try myself. It's actually the same list of games as on the back of this packaging. Incredible. I've been watching the pop station saga straight through every once in a while for like ten years now and I've finally come across one of the units you reviewed
Lassi Kinnunen A cute theory but completely ridiculous. The Chinese don't have to use just one character to represent one word any more than English is restricted to using one morpheme per word. The English language manages to invent new words by combining morphemes (like helicopter, which combines two morphemes meaning "helical" and "wing") and the Chinese are just as capable. In Chinese, helicopter is written 直升機 which combines morphemes meaning something akin to "direct ascent machine" or "vertical ascent craft."
@Lassi Kinnunen also, the idea that the chinese didn't do "society changing things" because of their twisted oriental letters. whereas the proper germans immediately changed the face of the world... is absolutely freakin' absurd. just because you are not aware of chinese history (which is not an insult, it is a complex topic that they barely even mention in various stages of education) does not mean that nothing occurred.
@@andymadden8183 alot of these POPstation's have different screens and connector pins So it would be very rare for the one to play games made for say the POPSTATION 3
I have that same puppet. Now I'll always think Chef Excellence is hiding in my closet, ready to strike with crappy taglines and Stay Fresh Cheese Bags at any time. Thanks a lot Ashens.
Remember that part in 'Batman Trilogy' when Batman (George Clooney) has a street fight with the Mad Gear gang. How awesome was that helipcopter chase? Best moment in cinema history. Ever.
Urban Dictionary definition: Retieval is the best adjective to describe any of mankind's Batmen. From the handheld game "Retieval Mankind's Batman" popularized by Dr. Stuart Ashen's review on his RUclips channel. Larry: Is he the hero we need or the hero we deserve? Stuart: He is retieval. by Beauwght January 06, 2015
2:23 "Hero of Ball Land" 🤣 I remember watching this back in 2010 & nearly peeing myself at that part. Just the thought of a land of scrotums whilst some Superman-esk figure being all heroic in it. 😂
I thought I'd try sticking "Retieval Mankind's Batman" into translation party (the one that goes from Japanese to English and back until it finds equilibrium). Result: "Active anthropology Batman" after one translation.
Oh Lord, Ashens, you nearly killed me when you said Strong Whale on the Sea was the sequel to "Weak whale on the bath." I was laughing so hard i could hardly breathe. And LOL your guinea pig
Ashen's Channel becomes like some sort of secret Meme-base :D From Fatabatarang, Quincy, the Silver Skull, Noseybonk up to Chef Excellence and the Godmonster^^
I think the four games on the back are different names for the ones included. Hero of ball land is the football game, King of Air is the dragon squadron game, Huge Warship Action is the whale game and Kinght Errant Walk is the fighting game..
Do you know, I was just thinking "I wonder whats happening with Ashens and his crazy Popstation watch?" I was about to search for some old show I may have missed but yes - this "popped" up! Wayhey!
That makes sense, especially when you consider that many dictionary translations don't seem to be using the sorts of dictionary that shows each word used in a sentence (with the sentence in both languages), so they will use synonyms without any consideration to whether the context is appropriate for that synonym.
"Craziest name ever given to an electronic device" I wouldn't be so sure, Ashens, I've seen a USA version of the PopStation called "Supreme Many of Giant, Escape!"
I think Retieval Mankind is the Turkish version of Christopher Nolan. This "system" is based on his "Batman Begins" that involved fireballs, soccer, and a sub.
To trace the origin of “soccer” we must go all the way back to 1863,Those assembled became the founding members of the Football Association (which still oversees the game in England to this day). And they decided to call their code Association Football, to differentiate it from Rugby Football. “They took the third, fourth and fifth letters of Association and called it SOCcer.
There's broken English, and then there's hopelessly shattered English, and then there's an infinite black void, and then there's "Retieval Mankind's Batman".
+JLConawayII And then, out the corner of your eye on the border between this world and the next is "Chanticleer Hegemony."
+Ninetails2000 SPEAK NOT ITS NAME
Then, after Chantecleer hegemony, there is Antonio stella bottom tile.
Nathaniel Johnson
Let's not try and go into Cthulhu's realm.
***** Ji Plug Pu, Melon Nai.
"Retieval Mankind's Batman"
Retieval is probably retrieval, which probably means save
So it's probably something like "Batman Saves Mankind" or something.
ZeroZerock that's too sensible!
Everyone who knows Batman knows that Batman's purpose isn't saving mankind, but kind of clumsy vigilatism leading to creation of more bizarre villains.
"Savior of Mankind Batman" perhaps?
The terrifying part is the LED is shining through electrical tape. . Anyone who uses the stuff knows that means it's bright as hell.
DanJBMedia yeah I thought that too poor kids that are now blind
Or it's just shitty tape he got from poundland.
It's good that they only had this red bright LED to use in this junk instead of a kind of LED used for phone camera. 😎
@@mattx5499red LEDs are far far cheaper. They'd never use a white led, which are more expensive because they're actually UV wavelength light passing through a phosphor substrate which emits white light upon being hit with UV light.
Pop station can't afford that shit.
Retieval Mankind's Batman sounds like a movie title
"From director Retieval Mankind, Batman is back, and more 1-bit than ever..."
I can't even listen to Ashens say the name of the fucking POP Station without FataBataRang getting stuck in my head all over again!
It's called Retieval Mankind's Batman FATABATARANG FATABATARANG FATARANG!
pop station master race
said no one ever
He lied.
Through his teeth!
You idiot! Its the PCP station that is the king of gaming!
I had the original "Strong whale on the sea" game console, it's a Casio CG-330 Submarine Battle (but missing the background film with sky and sea portions), released in 1985. Great fun back in the day, with a cool flip-up screen cover with a speaker and all.
strong wale on the sea.... I think its suppose to be "怒海惊涛" which means the wrath of the sea or strong waves of the sea. however if you just do it word for word it becomes "angry sea surprised wave"... BUT! google says its strong wale on the sea...
The first of the latter two sound much more interesting than the second.
I miss puppet Chef Excellence.
Personally, I miss bulgy-faced photograph Chef Excellence.
you mean chef pee-pee from sml
Not as good as Cliff Excellent from his video on the Apple Newton
The world mankind's apostrophe is a major achievement for the people who make popstations
Don't be so sure. Maybe they just messed up saying "Retieval Mankind Is Batman" or something and they used an apostrophe in place of an i. =P
Ryusuta 2 months later, but 's can also be used for possession. Like chef excellence's stay fresh bags. (or if your fancy sometimes you don't even have to use an s, usually when it ends in an s sound. Ex. There's a restaurant near me called Russ' (read russes))
patq911 So... what, does Retieval Mankind own Batman, then? (And I don't mind.=) )
Ryusuta Don't ask me dude.
patq911 Eeplain or mewoasd what the fuck am i i dunno anymore nmilk
One of these just showed up on eBay with four completely different games to this. I'm extremely tempted to buy it and try myself. It's actually the same list of games as on the back of this packaging.
Incredible. I've been watching the pop station saga straight through every once in a while for like ten years now and I've finally come across one of the units you reviewed
So apparently the Chinese call helicopters dragonflies and submarines whales. Either that or Google translate is more confused than I thought.
Lassi Kinnunen A cute theory but completely ridiculous. The Chinese don't have to use just one character to represent one word any more than English is restricted to using one morpheme per word. The English language manages to invent new words by combining morphemes (like helicopter, which combines two morphemes meaning "helical" and "wing") and the Chinese are just as capable.
In Chinese, helicopter is written 直升機 which combines morphemes meaning something akin to "direct ascent machine" or "vertical ascent craft."
@Lassi Kinnunen also, the idea that the chinese didn't do "society changing things" because of their twisted oriental letters. whereas the proper germans immediately changed the face of the world... is absolutely freakin' absurd. just because you are not aware of chinese history (which is not an insult, it is a complex topic that they barely even mention in various stages of education) does not mean that nothing occurred.
One of these days a POP Station will try to rip off another POP Station and cause a massive war of Crap around the world.
I know it's not a knockoff console, person from half a decade ago, but there have been knockoffs of third party Transformers figures found in B&M.
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer Knowing chinese creativity knockoff Transformers would be probably named Transsexuals.
It says Batman Trilogy yet George Clooney appears in the 4th, making it not a trilogy...
Great English
"Double men and double battles with table style."
I understand EVERYTHING!
holy jesus this thing is a masterpiece.. it leaves you speechless.
I want him to play the games but with the screen cartridges of different ones.
@@andymadden8183 alot of these POPstation's have different screens and connector pins
So it would be very rare for the one to play games made for say the POPSTATION 3
I like how he already had the tape ready for the light.
What? They knew enough english to put an apostraphe in mankind's but then misspelled retrieval.
How does that even happen?
The same way someone thought "Retieval Mankind's Batman" was a collection of words that actually made any sense.
Google translate.
its the fattabattarang!
I hope someday I can be the Hero of Ball Land.
"Retieval Mankind's Batman". With this, humanity has reached its peak.
I have that same puppet. Now I'll always think Chef Excellence is hiding in my closet, ready to strike with crappy taglines and Stay Fresh Cheese Bags at any time. Thanks a lot Ashens.
Retiveal...just amazing. The engrish just never ever gets old. Double men and double battle with table style...
ITs just a bloody pop station
That moment when you notice that a cheap POP Station from 2010 has a better stand than the Nintendo Switch in 2017.
I'd rather the Switch had no stand at all rather than that thing which I'm amazed I haven't snapped off.
This video has everything! Electrical tape, Guinea Pigs, Chef Excellence. This is the best!
This made it into the urban dictionary: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=retieval
No sad onion :( ?
I'm sad now :(
+Lemon Chief Nought to three sad Lemons ;3
+Lemon Chief jiangyun66toys.en.toysgu.com/pro_85920.html here it is...
Are you an onion?
Meeny McSweeny Only on Tuesdays ._.
Well, Mabye batman saved the sad onions.
0:00 Rip headphone users
I had headphones on but I had it pretty low ... :3
If you open an Ashens video with the volume high, you must not have been here for very long...
Remember that part in 'Batman Trilogy' when Batman (George Clooney) has a street fight with the Mad Gear gang. How awesome was that helipcopter chase? Best moment in cinema history. Ever.
Down with Max Hoffman! Bring back Chef Excellence!
my eyes and ears are bleeding already but i can still watch all other pop station reviews
Oh men I was waiting for that sad onion but it isn't there.
what I love about Ashen's vids is that as soon as I notice something he does too
Fatabatarang Fatabatarang
Real question is which is worse, Retrieval Mankind's Batman or Bat Hero?
It's not Football Ground of Legend, it's Football Gbound of Legend
Urban Dictionary definition:
Retieval is the best adjective to describe any of mankind's Batmen.
From the handheld game "Retieval Mankind's Batman" popularized by Dr. Stuart Ashen's review on his RUclips channel.
Larry: Is he the hero we need or the hero we deserve?
Stuart: He is retieval.
by Beauwght January 06, 2015
ok ware can i buy this? just to say i own Retieval Mankind's Batman
i lost it right as soon he whipped out the tape when he realized the LED was gonna blink furiously the entire time.
i want to see the guinea pig...
2:23 "Hero of Ball Land" 🤣
I remember watching this back in 2010 & nearly peeing myself at that part. Just the thought of a land of scrotums whilst some Superman-esk figure being all heroic in it. 😂
12euro?! for 12 euro you can have pegasus which have at least good games :O
I thought I'd try sticking "Retieval Mankind's Batman" into translation party (the one that goes from Japanese to English and back until it finds equilibrium).
Result: "Active anthropology Batman" after one translation.
GABOUND!
You've probably read the title of this video and thought "Surely there can't be a POP Station called Retieval Mankind's Batman!"
Also, your ears are on fire from the intro's sirens!
fatabatarang!
1:38 Ashen tried to hold back that laugh and almost failed :P
FataBatrang
I could watch those first eight seconds over and over again for hours, man.
There's a Steam group dedicated to this. Hey Ashens, is this yours? steamcommunity.com/groups/RetievalMankindsbatan
JOINED!
Its not Ashen's...
Hans Brandt "Batan" is the anti-Batman. Indeed.
Retieval Mankind's Batman is the best name in the history of game devices
12 Euros is wayyyyyyyyy too much money for such a piece of plasticky crap.
Man... wish I had that POP Station Watch intro as an animated GIF.
Oh Lord, Ashens, you nearly killed me when you said Strong Whale on the Sea was the sequel to "Weak whale on the bath."
I was laughing so hard i could hardly breathe.
And LOL your guinea pig
1:39 "weak whale in the bath" 😂😂😂
Ashen's Channel becomes like some sort of secret Meme-base :D From Fatabatarang, Quincy, the Silver Skull, Noseybonk up to Chef Excellence and the Godmonster^^
Glad to have you back on my Subscription's videos list Ashens!
Wow I didn't even bother to try to figure out the title. Good job figuring it out, I don't know if I ever would have.
My god the LED still shines brightly through the bloody tape. Clearly this device uses the most advanced LED technology known the universe.
"Double man and double battles with table style"
:D
I saw Retieval Mankind's Batman on a shelf in the Gamechild movie.
Do you guys remember Strong Whale on the Sea? Aw man! That one was a classic!
I love black electrical tape. You take a small strip, you take an action figure, you stick it on the figures face, BAM! Instant ninja.
Holy shit it's an early Switch
I think the four games on the back are different names for the ones included. Hero of ball land is the football game, King of Air is the dragon squadron game, Huge Warship Action is the whale game and Kinght Errant Walk is the fighting game..
Do you know, I was just thinking "I wonder whats happening with Ashens and his crazy Popstation watch?" I was about to search for some old show I may have missed but yes - this "popped" up! Wayhey!
And yet... the American equivalent to those Stay Fresh Bags are TWELVE NINETY-NINE!
Oh chef excellence, you never cease to impress.
Retival Mankind's Batman, Retrieval Mankind's Batman,Batman Retrieves Mankind, Batman Saves Mankind
The intro for this video is pure win.
That makes sense, especially when you consider that many dictionary translations don't seem to be using the sorts of dictionary that shows each word used in a sentence (with the sentence in both languages), so they will use synonyms without any consideration to whether the context is appropriate for that synonym.
That siren nearly burst my eardrums.
That ending skit is absolutely excellent! An excellent skit!
You are by far, the most entertaining man at/on youtube!
Kinght-Erranf Walk = Monty Python game where you apply to have your silly walk accepted by the ministry of silly walks.
"Craziest name ever given to an electronic device"
I wouldn't be so sure, Ashens, I've seen a USA version of the PopStation called "Supreme Many of Giant, Escape!"
I wish pop station would actually do a batman game! I would love to see how it would look.
It would probably be about Batman pulling his arms off and throwing them at his enemies.
"And then everyone died, especially Retieval Mankind's Batman"
Hahahaha! I totally thought "Wasn't that the start music to Super Mario?" at the very same as Ashens said it!
I think Retieval Mankind is the Turkish version of Christopher Nolan. This "system" is based on his "Batman Begins" that involved fireballs, soccer, and a sub.
holy crap. "Football Ground of Legend". that is quite possibly the greatest name for ANYTHING i have ever heard
6:33
Science Ninja Team Gatchaman reference?
I love you Ashens I had no idea you knew what that was.
Oh fuck me, "Huge Warship Action" made me laugh so much I actually cried.
"Ninja Baseball Batman." And yes, that game exists (AVGN has a video on it in case you didn't know).
"The thing's dried up for not being used for years" LOL
Will Batman be able to retrieve the entirety of mankind? Stay tuned to find out!
Same bat time, same bat channel!
This one freaking rukles! I would buy this for $10 NZD.
Hero of ball land... Damn those innuendoes xD.
Maybe it was meant to say "Save Mankind, Batman!" or something of the like.
I've seen a picture of another one with art from Dynasty Warriors where title of the console is "Overlord Leaves his Wife"
I LOLed so much at Strong Whale on the sea haha.
@TheMoiraBrown HarryPartridge and Ashens are friends. I love them both very much.
0:00 Man your stations, we have another one to tackle!
To trace the origin of “soccer” we must go all the way back to 1863,Those assembled became the founding members of the Football Association (which still oversees the game in England to this day). And they decided to call their code Association Football, to differentiate it from Rugby Football. “They took the third, fourth and fifth letters of Association and called it SOCcer.
Are the guinea pigs ever featured?
Retieval mankind's Batman is the interpretation of Batman from retieval mankinds perspective.
Still waiting to see "Super Mary" and Chanticleer Hegemony" as well. Maybe on the next POP station.
OMG, that was great, just randomly tapes over the LED!!!
I can't help but mourn the lack of the sad onion.