I'm a French guy and I initially couldn't understand English at all but I've watched so many of your videos that I've started being actually able to write and speak something that could look like English. The problem being that everybody tells me I have a sarcastic accent when I'm speaking English (I tend to replicate the pitch of the sentences as you say them). I actually don't know if I should thank you or hate you for this. Tremendous.
8:26 has actually been at Dollar Tree in the United States for a few months now. Glad to see that junk has made it's way over to other countries. What astounds me is that I assumed this was a production fluke, and there would eventually be ones with non-compressed heads, but there you have it, that's just part of the expensive mold that they won't trash, so melted faces for all the girls and boys! What astounds me is: look at how GOOD the accessories are! What do these companies not just make $1 packs of accessories (solid color) but make them themed to other toys. "Mutant Ninja" would just be a box of weapons to give the Ninja Turtles. "Space Wars weapons" would be a bunch of blasters that would work for Star Wars figures. Kids lose those pieces ALL THE TIME. The cost of making them would be cheaper than the knockoff action figures, and I swear, I think they would sell better. Every kid that has one of the figure (read: lots) would want more weapons. For a buck, they wouldn't be that bad a price. Kid happy, parent spent little. A parent would look at the military figure, and hate the fact that the kid would play with it for a total of ten minutes before it breaks. Plastic weapons with no moving parts or paint to chip off are going to last far longer.
the black putty is actually really deep, it symbolizes Finn from the movie. He's black, he's behind a stormtrooper mask, but he is malleable, his character changes loyalties.
***** I figured people would tell me he's saying "mate" if I wrote out the pronunciation as you did, but the way he says it is absolutely what makes it so funny!
From Sambro's website: *"Our experience within licensed merchandise has grown from strength to strength and over the years we have developed strong relationships with licensors that enable us to create well-priced products that are innovative and of high-quality."* From this video: Sambro Batman V Superman small recorder & Frozen cleaning kit. Spot the difference...
+Inhimilis Make that £3 , this seems to be an auction and hey, if Leicester won the Premier League and someone made thousands off of a bet, so can we... by the year 2156
It's weird but Poundland Specials are my most favourite Ashens videos. It's just a pair of a guy's hands unwrapping low quality merchandise. Why do I enjoy this???
Once little Billy has shredded his finger to pieces on the sharp holes of his recorder, little Alice can sweep up the bloody, fleshy remains with her dust pan.
Just imagine if the recorder really summoned Superman to Stuart's house, only to find a a grown man knelling in front of a brown sofa surrounded by kids rubbish toys and sticky black stuff and other tat.
So that's what became of the Crash Test Dummies, they became squashed headed military men. Maybe the Poke Flute is better suited to summon Superman? :D
+DazmoTube You can find shitty stuff with the frozen theme everywhere. My sister bought a bunch of crappy frozen music instruments for me once (just for fun), I've also seen some kind of non-alcoholic champagne for children with a bottle with the picture of Anna and Elsa that tasted like some kind of weird, chemical thing.
Hahaha. I actually own the Military Action Figure; picked him up out of pity about three weeks ago at an American el cheapo store and had been planning to light him on fire. If you like that one, you should look up a Barbie-like doll called Human Safety Guarder.
Oh that's awesome, I saw a bunch of those squished head military guys at the Dollar Tree and was going to send one to Ashens but he closed his PO box. I am glad he got one on there, they are just as horrible as the ones I saw at the store.
"I'm gonna try on the table!" *The ball of silly putty makes a sound as it is thrown on the table, and suddenly appears in front of the camera" "It works!"
i was genuinely taken aback by that figures face...that must be what happens to your skull if you go deep enough underwater and the atmospheric pressure crushed you from the outside
at 3:00 Everyone needs to learn to clean. I'd say it makes a child more willing to do it, if their little dustbroom has characters and cartoons they like on it.
+Fingolfinator "But teaching little girls cleanliness is SEXISM!" cried the idiot as he flailed around on the floor screeching buzzwords he did not understand. And so, every woman was raised to never clean anything again & all women were fully liberated by the progressive trend of applying marxist class warfare to gender & race. The end.
I think you can get different sized recorders ( 0:55 ) - my sister had one when she was at primary school and it was massive compared to the normal ones. I say my sister, it was in fact my Smoking Brother...and it wasn't exactly a recorder come to think of it, it was a double bass. Oh, and he was at college retaking his exams. None of them were in music.
You know? I've been watching Ashens for a while now and seeing people posting abut their local cheap stores, and I haven't sharer anything from my experiences. We have a store called "Always 99¢" that is just like "Poundland". It sells the usual MLP and Barbie knockoffs and such, but the most they sell is porcelain figurines, which surprisingly are very well made. I haven't seen a strange expression or a wonky eye on any of the ones I've seen. The only complaint is that the shop name is a complete lie considering that my aunt once bought a set of drinking glasses that cost her $8.
+Doctor Craptonicus I'm pretty sure it was a reference to Red Dragon, one of the novels in the Hannibal series, given his "great red dragon" bit afterwards.
American kids have mandatory education, to include music class. 1 of the basic instruments parents could buy is a recorder, i think they wher $10. Thats 1$. And themed. That thing is gold in the states.
Frozen Dustpan and brush... I can feel the feminists running to their safe spaces while giving trigger warnings and moaning about micro aggression and man spreading.
My boy got the "Stormtrooper putty" as part of a Christmas gift off one of my Sisters. Im still trying to get it out of the majority of my furniture, and Im still not speaking to my Sis....
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
That sad onion has a thousand-yard stare. That's a PTSD onion.
Traumatised Onion.
Small Recorder: Wonderful Sound, Strange Shape
Strange Sound, Wonderful Shape
Wonderful strange, sound shape
+Izzy Allen Strange wonderful, Shape sound
Shape strange, sound wonderful
, sound wonderful shape strange
I'm a French guy and I initially couldn't understand English at all but I've watched so many of your videos that I've started being actually able to write and speak something that could look like English. The problem being that everybody tells me I have a sarcastic accent when I'm speaking English (I tend to replicate the pitch of the sentences as you say them).
I actually don't know if I should thank you or hate you for this.
Tremendous.
and his name is not real!!!
+SANIC! klass What do you mean ?
Béranger Seguin You write English better than most people who have it as a first language, well done👍
Lies and deception
This is awesome af
A Cinderella dustpan and brush would've actually made sense.
subbin
If you watch Cinderella backwards it's about a woman who learns her place
@@themothman7241 ultra based
8:26 has actually been at Dollar Tree in the United States for a few months now. Glad to see that junk has made it's way over to other countries.
What astounds me is that I assumed this was a production fluke, and there would eventually be ones with non-compressed heads, but there you have it, that's just part of the expensive mold that they won't trash, so melted faces for all the girls and boys!
What astounds me is: look at how GOOD the accessories are!
What do these companies not just make $1 packs of accessories (solid color) but make them themed to other toys. "Mutant Ninja" would just be a box of weapons to give the Ninja Turtles. "Space Wars weapons" would be a bunch of blasters that would work for Star Wars figures.
Kids lose those pieces ALL THE TIME. The cost of making them would be cheaper than the knockoff action figures, and I swear, I think they would sell better. Every kid that has one of the figure (read: lots) would want more weapons. For a buck, they wouldn't be that bad a price. Kid happy, parent spent little.
A parent would look at the military figure, and hate the fact that the kid would play with it for a total of ten minutes before it breaks. Plastic weapons with no moving parts or paint to chip off are going to last far longer.
My mom said the exact thing to me growing up. It made me laugh. Thank you kind person.
Dollar Tree is the fanciest store I've ever been to
I played with ants.
+LemonSlice Using a magnifying glass and a certain gigantic ball of burning gas I presume?
Optiplex321 Usually a water pistol. :p
the black putty is actually really deep, it symbolizes Finn from the movie. He's black, he's behind a stormtrooper mask, but he is malleable, his character changes loyalties.
OK...
damn....
Wtf!!
+kevin butler damn dude
LMAO WTF
"Stuart, Stuart, mate, MATE, MAAAATE" may very well be top-10-wholly-unexpected-funny-lines-in-Ashens-videos-from-2016-so-far material.
+SiGhast RAAAATE 8/8 MAAATE
+BigBobBeepers 2.0 Gr8 r8 MAAAAAAAATEEE, I r8 8/MAAAAAAAATEEE!
***** I figured people would tell me he's saying "mate" if I wrote out the pronunciation as you did, but the way he says it is absolutely what makes it so funny!
+SiGhast
I agree
that dustpan may be the most useful item ashens has ever reviewed
Outside World's Sharpest Knife, which he still uses.
Yes! I was just sitting down to eat lunch and now I have some Ashens greatness to watch while I do. :D
+TheBitBlock Yes Joshie! You watch Ashens :)
+Nunny Love him!
+TheBitBlock That action figures head looked like he'd been crushed by his own cannon :P
PST FTW!
+TheBitBlock You mustn't be English, it's past 8pm here! ;P
You know, i never would have thought i would ever see a dust pan marketed towards children in my entire life.
From Sambro's website:
*"Our experience within licensed merchandise has grown from strength to strength and over the years we have developed strong relationships with licensors that enable us to create well-priced products that are innovative and of high-quality."*
From this video:
Sambro Batman V Superman small recorder & Frozen cleaning kit.
Spot the difference...
XD
Sorry, it's too hard. Mind telling me?
in 90 years ashens grandson will make millions out of the originals, or just 50 cents.
£1
+Owen Oliver *£2.
+Inhimilis Make that £3 , this seems to be an auction and hey, if Leicester won the Premier League and someone made thousands off of a bet, so can we... by the year 2156
+Inhimilis As long as his 50 cents dont make fun of people with autism, i think thats not too bad
+Cristiano well then... £4
I had to retype that twice because we americans put our money signs after the numbers
"uploaded 6 minutes ago"
Good evening, ashens.
+Tomoko Kuroki good taste in waifu
+MomijiTho arguable
Howdy Neighbor subjectivity
i'd say it's good but not the best
+MomijiTho Well this is a weird conversation to walk in on...
+kingames the3rd Blatant pedophilia has that effect on people.
Don Johnson always was my favorite ninja turtle
Same.
+brent bousquet But Lennart uses a Ninja-motorcycle for a weapon.
+brent bousquet
Michael Philip Thomas too lol
+brent bousquet I thought his name was Cheddar.
+brent bousquet He's the most relatable one out of the 16 turtles
I almost pissed my pants when you revealed that face.
+Rivalo same...something simaler in LGR Thrifts
Sandi Lorenz Which one?
+Rivalo what doyou mean by revealed?
+RedPoisonDragon The English word 'revealed'
Rivalo I mean he didn't 'reveal' the face, it just appeared for 2 frames then big lipped alligatored out of the video!
Stuart has officially gone insane
Superman, save us!
+TheLastGentleman DOOTLOOTLOOTLOOTLOOTLOOTLOOTLOOT
+A Lego Man
Eating rotten hotdogs from 30 years ago didn't qualify?
It's products like this that keep this channel alive
FYI I saw an article that Poundland now sells adult toys... YIKES!!!
You should have a look at Big Clive's channel. He got a couple of them to do teardowns.
Todd Moeller that's a disaster waiting to happen
Bastards never have any when I go in as a result I'm left having to manually shake my paints like a peasant.
It's weird but Poundland Specials are my most favourite Ashens videos. It's just a pair of a guy's hands unwrapping low quality merchandise. Why do I enjoy this???
+Azariachan Because a good comedian can make the mundane funny.
+Azariachan These are the best. The dialogue is best because the shit is so horrible. The worse the items, the better the video.
RUclips;
Reaction videos = aids
Unboxing videos = nobody cares what you bought
A guy unboxing tat = youtube god
These are my favorite just because I like the way he says "Cheapo!"
Is that still true? Do you still exist? Do you even still watch ashens all these years later?
A man in Norwich reviewing dustpans on an old sofa. THE FUTURE OF ENTERTAINMENT
If Jimmy Olsen had this recorder, HE WOULD HAVE LIVED!
PMS international sounds like a fine name for a company
+Давид Глузман For me it sounds like the name of a mercenary company.
+Давид Глузман (The thought process of the founder of PMS International)
+overlord kujo "Bitch, my name is David".
+Давид Глузман Parcel Master Service!
The flute only works if you play the classic Superman theme.
"MY DUSTPAN IS ALSO CALLED MARTHA. LET US MARRY" One of the funniest descriptions to a video I've ever read.
I've seen one of those "Military" figures at Dollar Tree recently, so it's not an isolated issue!
Of course Frozen was about cleaning up. Cleaning up at the box office to be exact.
+Roudee OOOOOOOOOOOOH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
+Roudee smooth
OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Apply burn heal to affected area
Apply cream to burned area...
Putty? I'm pretty sure that's the type of rubber cement you seal floorboards with.
Yes, it is. But with a Star Wars sticker on its package. Amazing! isn't it?
+Voodoomancer Fun for the kids!
I love the scene in starwars where kylo ren gets so angry he bends down and starts grouting his bathroom tiles
*Angrily grouts tiles*
+Mattom2001 that's the bit when the storm troopers turn around when they hear him muttering under his breath right?
When you said 'Frozen', I was expecting the Frozen recorder. What I got was a billion times better.
*plays flute*
But nobody came.
I came....
**Lenny here... Yeah right here **----**>HERE**
+A Player 69 STOP
Roll it, bounce it...
Wish you hadn't bought it😂😂
Bop it!
Twist it!
Elsa and Anna dustpan and brush??
Bah.. dust never bothered me anyway.
McFly you win the internet sir
McFly you bojo! Hoverboards don't work on water!!
Sambro: Hasbro's shitty younger sibling
that made me chuckle
James Blazes thank you, my work here is done :D
His... Bro?
That action figure head just made me spit my tea everywhere. That's one of the best yet!
Once little Billy has shredded his finger to pieces on the sharp holes of his recorder, little Alice can sweep up the bloody, fleshy remains with her dust pan.
I've just sat and watched tons of your videos and BOOM. A new Poundland Special.
Just imagine if the recorder really summoned Superman to Stuart's house, only to find a a grown man knelling in front of a brown sofa surrounded by kids rubbish toys and sticky black stuff and other tat.
Oh God, just been crying with laughter! Thanks for cheering up my Monday morning, Stuart...xx
So that's what became of the Crash Test Dummies, they became squashed headed military men. Maybe the Poke Flute is better suited to summon Superman? :D
This is probably the funniest title for any video, ever made on youtube.
They're not goggles; they're windows to Hell.
Another great episode.
Your deadpan humour has me in stitches.
Remember when that merchandise scene from Spaceballs was just social satire and not a sad reflection of society.
username9999 I member.
Last time i checked, flintstone did vitamins and maria cereal in the 80s. Pretty sure this kinda thing has been the case for more than 4 decades now
Thanks Ashens... I just put my son to bed... started watching this with headphones... woke up kid with laughter... 😃😃
TELL ME. DO YOU BLEED? YOUR EARS WILL.
+B. T. That's what the putty is for, it makes handy earplugs.
+Mr Price's Magical Playroom lol
Hats off for the Umberto Lenzi reference!!! Nightmare City is one of the most awesome zombie films ever.
They. Signed. Off. On. It.
I like Ashens's background, just a couch. Most original background I have seen on youtube so far. Ashens the trend setter
The dustpan and brush would be 1,000,000x better if it were Cinderella branded
When naming the Hero Turtles, you forgot to mention Ravioli. Tut tut.
"Roll it. Bounce it. Wish you hadn't bought it." lmao
Your videos always make me laugh! One of my favorite if not my number one favorite RUclipsr!
That recorder playing should be your new intro song
roll it, bounce it, wish you had't bought it. That cracked me up
That putty looks like something I'd fix my car with.
that dustpan reminds me of something i saw at wal mart once. frozen yogurt. That was worth a laugh every time i went for groceries for like 3 months
Haha!
My kids eat that "Frozen" yogurt, actually. Disney should make a Vader dustpan; it's already the right shape for his head!
+DazmoTube The frogurt is probably cursed.
+DazmoTube You can find shitty stuff with the frozen theme everywhere. My sister bought a bunch of crappy frozen music instruments for me once (just for fun), I've also seen some kind of non-alcoholic champagne for children with a bottle with the picture of Anna and Elsa that tasted like some kind of weird, chemical thing.
I got Frozen string cheese one time at Walmart haha
oh my god that face, i haven't laughed that hard in a while
I think he is just slowly descending into madness.... bit by bit... :D
COMING SOON: Batman vs. Superman Official Dish Soap & Car Jack
You sir, have a natural back for comedy, and I love it!
Check out the latest barshens video. Then you'll love him more 😂
Will do!
thx! :)
8:10
AKA The PTSD Onion
+Skawo It's okay, Onion. There is help for you.
Hahaha. I actually own the Military Action Figure; picked him up out of pity about three weeks ago at an American el cheapo store and had been planning to light him on fire. If you like that one, you should look up a Barbie-like doll called Human Safety Guarder.
/blows whistle
*But nobody came...*
I came.
Oh that's awesome, I saw a bunch of those squished head military guys at the Dollar Tree and was going to send one to Ashens but he closed his PO box. I am glad he got one on there, they are just as horrible as the ones I saw at the store.
the dust never bothered me anyway
+CaptainGrumpy gotta dust off my frozen dvd since it hasn't been watched in years
Ah! I saw that beautiful Mentski there! You can't hide him from us!
+tjhill0110 I'd hide his ugly ass.
That stormtrooper at the end is my favorite stormtrooper
Nightmare City and a Manhunter reference you just got even cooler!
"I'm gonna try on the table!"
*The ball of silly putty makes a sound as it is thrown on the table, and suddenly appears in front of the camera"
"It works!"
+Skynet why did you need to quote that?
Why not? I didn't have anything better to do!
Skynet fair enough :D
i was genuinely taken aback by that figures face...that must be what happens to your skull if you go deep enough underwater and the atmospheric pressure crushed you from the outside
at 3:00
Everyone needs to learn to clean. I'd say it makes a child more willing to do it, if their little dustbroom has characters and cartoons they like on it.
+Fingolfinator "But teaching little girls cleanliness is SEXISM!" cried the idiot as he flailed around on the floor screeching buzzwords he did not understand. And so, every woman was raised to never clean anything again & all women were fully liberated by the progressive trend of applying marxist class warfare to gender & race. The end.
@@catteraxe3969 are you high?
5:54 Incredible! They figured out how to turn actual tar into synthetic tar!
I think you can get different sized recorders ( 0:55 ) - my sister had one when she was at primary school and it was massive compared to the normal ones. I say my sister, it was in fact my Smoking Brother...and it wasn't exactly a recorder come to think of it, it was a double bass. Oh, and he was at college retaking his exams. None of them were in music.
Ashens Is the only youtuber that can make me genuinely laugh
This is perfect. A loud annoying broken instrument that hurts the audience more than entertains. BvS is a recorder.
I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch! Great job!
8:38 I actually spat out my cornflakes ! Brill
scrape the cornflakes off the floor , put them in a box and mail them too him !!!
Batman vs Dustpan is the newest DC blockbuster.
On the same Isle as the putty you can buy "shreks swamp sand" I shit ye not
Thanks Ashens this was awsome!
This isn't Retieval Mankind's Batman. I want my money back!
Seriously, I could watch ashens review stuff non stop for hours..
10:42 Oh my god! It's a humanoid Wall-E!
This is some top quality stuff atm
You know? I've been watching Ashens for a while now and seeing people posting abut their local cheap stores, and I haven't sharer anything from my experiences. We have a store called "Always 99¢" that is just like "Poundland". It sells the usual MLP and Barbie knockoffs and such, but the most they sell is porcelain figurines, which surprisingly are very well made. I haven't seen a strange expression or a wonky eye on any of the ones I've seen. The only complaint is that the shop name is a complete lie considering that my aunt once bought a set of drinking glasses that cost her $8.
HURAHHH!!! Finally a Poundland episode :D
fun fact: In one of Polish shops you could actually buy potatoes with Frozen logo...
I think that's more depressing than anything.
I used to be a flute, now I'm a dust pan and brush
Ashens should make a mixtape with that recorder
Ashens needs to do a Poundland Food Special again!
I was expecting a shitty superman figure to come up at the end after being called a few times by the flute ^^
This video, I'm so happy this exists its filling the gaps of the recent times. Sad Onion, Action Figures oh I've missed them.
"Do you see?" - is that a fantastically obscure reference to the old Teletext "Digitiser" games page? If it is I want a really fancy prize.
+Doctor Craptonicus I'm pretty sure it was a reference to Red Dragon, one of the novels in the Hannibal series, given his "great red dragon" bit afterwards.
That recorder would be the center of the most confusing Jethro Tull cover band ever
♪ DO YOU WANNA DO SOME CHORES NOWWWW? ♪
The Everyicated Gamer ♪ Do you wanna Go To Poundland? ♪
+Catty Mintgum For the first time in forever, My kid cleaned their room because of that dustpan.
BigBobBeepers 2.0 Finally something good came out of the movie.
American kids have mandatory education, to include music class. 1 of the basic instruments parents could buy is a recorder, i think they wher $10. Thats 1$. And themed. That thing is gold in the states.
Frozen Dustpan and brush... I can feel the feminists running to their safe spaces while giving trigger warnings and moaning about micro aggression and man spreading.
Thought of Red Dragon when you said "do you see" the second time, well played, sir.
My boy got the "Stormtrooper putty" as part of a Christmas gift off one of my Sisters. Im still trying to get it out of the majority of my furniture, and Im still not speaking to my Sis....
This made me choke. Just know you made my day!!
+vaughan white Tell her to send the Frozen Dustpan over to clean it up
2 years later the sofa is still stained from the putty