YMS: Death Race 2 (1 of 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @xtrasauce8134
    @xtrasauce8134 7 лет назад +799

    "I just wanted to play a guy named Goldberg, first Mexican Jew" Danny Trejo, you gotta love him

    • @DemstarAus
      @DemstarAus 2 года назад

      Louis Szekey is a Hungarian Ginger Mexican Catholic Jew.

  • @Djkenna1d
    @Djkenna1d 6 лет назад +1688

    “It’s almost 2012 now” it’s weird for me to hear that in 2018

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 6 лет назад +52

      Caroline K These old YMS videos with the shitty mic quality makes me so nostalgic.

    • @violentaftervisions3849
      @violentaftervisions3849 5 лет назад +35

      Try 2019

    • @defense200x
      @defense200x 5 лет назад +6

      wait for 2019

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 5 лет назад +8

      Caroline K I said the same shit I was like wtf that’s like 8 years ago.

    • @DemiBirdDoes
      @DemiBirdDoes 5 лет назад +5

      Here we are living in the post-apocalypse, and we remember those times fondly.

  • @SuperLordGaming
    @SuperLordGaming 7 лет назад +879

    "I'm the only Mexican Jew in the world"
    God I love Danny Trejo

    • @PLAGUE720
      @PLAGUE720 5 лет назад +3

      You don't have to lie to kick it?

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket 4 года назад +7

      UnknownAnon the area around Chapultepec Park, Mexico City used to be predominantly Jewish. Most have since moved to California but there’s a few still there.

    • @Thaistickthai
      @Thaistickthai 4 года назад +5

      I'm the only gay eskimo.

    • @DJAM3R
      @DJAM3R 4 года назад

      @@rodolfocrespo4840
      Lmao. It's funny cause you seem really genuine at least.

    • @Slash27015
      @Slash27015 4 года назад +1

      That was so awesome said, and he was dope in the movie too!

  • @YMS
    @YMS  12 лет назад +238

    It's the perfect movie to play in the background when you're hanging with a group of people you know won't shut up during a movie.

    • @historicalshit
      @historicalshit 2 года назад +4

      Its crazy that this video is 10 years old now and I'm actually rewatching this video after watching the first movie and now I know who shits on the sidewalk

    • @mranderson7148
      @mranderson7148 Год назад

      Just watched the first death race 7 years after seeing this review

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 6 месяцев назад

      It's weird rewatching your old stuff, you sound just like your friend does now haha..it doesn't sound like modern day Adam, you sound like the guy who did the rant about Will Smith getting sucked out of the ship in after earth
      I still can't believe this is like 15 years old now feels like it just came out

    • @YuriDontPlay
      @YuriDontPlay 4 месяца назад

      @@mranderson7148wait what lmfao you didn’t watch the movieb

  • @MegaFriendlyCreeper
    @MegaFriendlyCreeper 7 лет назад +512

    "I just wanted to play a guy called Goldberg."
    -Danny Trejo

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 6 лет назад +9

      Well, there's a wrestler called like that.

    • @kreuz7sieben
      @kreuz7sieben 3 года назад +3

      Señor Eskimo Goldberg

    • @generalgk
      @generalgk 3 года назад

      @@kreuz7sieben WHAT THE HELL AM I!?!!

  • @katawatenshu
    @katawatenshu 8 лет назад +956

    holy shit, it's almost 2012

    • @Thepotatocrusader
      @Thepotatocrusader 8 лет назад +57

      Holy Shit, It's almost 1945

    • @euryalusdulevin7942
      @euryalusdulevin7942 8 лет назад +15

      WITTY COMMENT +10 POINTS

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 8 лет назад +1

      And yet, this isn't a legitimate sports event yet... SHOCK!

    • @112523
      @112523 8 лет назад +1

      FUCK I DIDNT NOTICE THAT!

    • @zcrib3
      @zcrib3 8 лет назад +1

      Well theres Nascar

  • @aegis027
    @aegis027 9 лет назад +1594

    "First World War Fighter Jet"
    Ladies and Gentlemen, your director.

    • @timoyr2954
      @timoyr2954 9 лет назад +41

      Isn't that kinda' like saying "a Fighter Jet in the style of a WWI Fighter plane"?
      I'm just trying to help the guy out :P

    •  8 лет назад +32

      +Aegis270 What an idiot, only the second World War had jets, and that was near the bloody end!

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 8 лет назад +27

      +Aegis270 To be fair, he's the producer.

    • @harrywoods4435
      @harrywoods4435 8 лет назад +17

      +DirtyVenom trying to save him world war one did have planes and plane warfare but still he must of had a lot on his mind like how he was going to pay his next water bill.

    • @harrywoods4435
      @harrywoods4435 8 лет назад

      +Sydon I know I was just trying to find a way to help justify what the director said. To give him some credibility to do with this film

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 9 лет назад +1295

    12:49, the TV stays turned on even after it's unplugged.

  • @Tdrummer888
    @Tdrummer888 10 лет назад +331

    "And we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"
    That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard lol

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 6 лет назад +47

      I get the sense he was so proud of having written that line, but when I heard it all I could think was 'what the Hell is that supposed to mean?'

    • @Heretic_Jones
      @Heretic_Jones 4 года назад +40

      That line is one of the single funniest thing I’ve heard in such a trash movie. I don’t know what the intended effect was, but it’s such a stupid line I can’t help but laugh.

    • @zackscarborough6402
      @zackscarborough6402 3 года назад +6

      What's crazy is how simple the line is and yet noone gets it he called her dog so she said let's see who shits on sidewalks trying to calm him a dog how are yall that dumb

    • @Nick-___-
      @Nick-___- 3 года назад +5

      zack scarborough um fucking what???

    • @izidororaziel4918
      @izidororaziel4918 3 года назад +4

      In Brazil a female lefty teacher actually did that on a protest

  • @graymyers
    @graymyers 8 лет назад +452

    The biggest reason I hate Paul W.S. Anderson is because I really feel like he's trying to combine his name with Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson

    • @StarvingHamster
      @StarvingHamster 8 лет назад +65

      I read somewhere that he added the W.S. to differentiate himself from Paul Thomas Anderson, since people kept confusing them. This was shortly before Bottle Rocket and Rushmore came out, which led to Wes Anderson becoming a big name.

    • @DemiBirdDoes
      @DemiBirdDoes 5 лет назад +5

      Or Paul Joseph Watson.

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 5 лет назад +6

      I hate him just cause he keeps making shit movies, oh and cause his wife sucks him he puts her as the MC in terrible zombie movies.

    • @mickeyfester
      @mickeyfester 4 года назад +6

      Also he ruined that stunt woman's life in the 2nd resident evil movie

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 4 года назад

      @@mickeyfester Huh when did this happen

  • @UnkoMunko
    @UnkoMunko 8 лет назад +214

    "Ok my friend. Mess with me and we'll see who poops on the sidewalk." That's all I hear when she says that line. It's so stupid.

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 5 лет назад +6

      I grind my teeth cause its so forced/corny

    • @personman1132
      @personman1132 4 года назад +3

      @@c.i.a9221 The poop or...?

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 4 года назад +4

      @@personman1132 The fact they forced that line in there. Trying to be edgy with these stupid one liners.

    • @FringeSpectre
      @FringeSpectre 4 года назад

      Shits*

  • @scriptbunny
    @scriptbunny 9 лет назад +1009

    "I THINK YOU'RE ONE VERY LARGE BAKED POTATO"

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 7 лет назад +74

      He wants to eat her with sour cream.

    • @WhyAyala
      @WhyAyala 6 лет назад +46

      He wants to boil her, mash her, and stick her in a stew.

    • @AlphaCentCom
      @AlphaCentCom 6 лет назад +6

      It's a travesty that's not more insulting without context

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 5 лет назад +4

      Hey girl you as hot as a one very large baked potato 😏💦 👌👅😋

    • @robertpound2328
      @robertpound2328 4 года назад

      Fem boy

  • @Neverhoodian
    @Neverhoodian 8 лет назад +607

    "...so it's rather like driving a First World War fighter jet."
    First World War fighter jet
    *FIGHTER JET*
    My inner historian has an uncontrollable urge to kill something...

    • @razzmatazz2445
      @razzmatazz2445 8 лет назад +21

      Neverhoodian yeah there were definitely turbine engined biplanes in WWI

    • @lucabarrett2
      @lucabarrett2 7 лет назад +36

      Neverhoodian yep jets definitely were used in ww1 I mean it's not like they were invented late in WW2 or anything

    • @c.i.a9221
      @c.i.a9221 5 лет назад +3

      Paul is a moron you learn to take everything he says/does/is with big bag of salt.

    • @FischerFilmStudio
      @FischerFilmStudio 4 года назад

      It was like watching the scene in Red Tails with with German Jet Squadron being taken out by Mustangs. My brain liquified while watching that scene out of sheer incredulity.

    • @willsimpson7739
      @willsimpson7739 4 года назад

      Inllin

  • @jackpitman15
    @jackpitman15 9 лет назад +103

    "Fuck it I like this song better I'll keep it playing" Adum you're amazing

  • @MajesticDeathray
    @MajesticDeathray 9 лет назад +168

    3:25
    >First World War fighter jet.
    >First World War.
    >>Fighter jet.

    • @kosmokat111
      @kosmokat111 7 лет назад +13

      I don't even see how it's like a WWI fighter *PLANE* at all, let alone a jet, can't think of many with enclosed cockpit at the time, especially not ones off to the side.

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 6 лет назад +3

      @Friend_Zone Maybe this was the prequel to BF1

  • @Restless_Hermit80
    @Restless_Hermit80 8 лет назад +296

    Why isn't Sean Bean's first and last name pronounced the same, or vice versa?

    • @kramtielnet9847
      @kramtielnet9847 8 лет назад +5

      holy :D

    • @kai615k
      @kai615k 8 лет назад +73

      MafKees Sheen Bean or Sean Bawn

    • @Restless_Hermit80
      @Restless_Hermit80 8 лет назад

      _Xorn_
      Exactly

    • @Biczeschlappe
      @Biczeschlappe 8 лет назад +46

      His name actually used to be Shaun Bean, (he's from the north of england, not ireland) but he changed it to the irish spelling (sean) so that his name would stick out more. Looks like it worked.

    • @UliVazquez
      @UliVazquez 7 лет назад +1

      lmao

  • @lbmember4637
    @lbmember4637 3 года назад +55

    I like how his mic quality is still the same after 9 years...

  • @robdillenger4763
    @robdillenger4763 8 лет назад +463

    "Death Race 2000" was/still is fuckin' awesome.
    The concept is just too good.
    Every time I see an old person slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly crossing the road I can't help but think "O look 75 points"
    fuck remakes

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 8 лет назад +25

      I find it odd how the old were worth more points than children. Maybe because they're more rare?

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 8 лет назад +11

      +Mister Bones
      I assume so. Everybody is a baby at some point (assuming they didn't die before/immediately after they're born), but not everybody reaches 75 or older.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 8 лет назад +21

      guantanamo bae
      And there are likely less of them in the streets on top of that.

    • @thenetwork-jshd8508
      @thenetwork-jshd8508 8 лет назад +4

      Please tell me what happened to Death Race 5 through Death Race 1999

    • @nilknarf36
      @nilknarf36 8 лет назад +3

      +The Network - JSHD Don't you fucking act like it's the originals fault for using numbers in their title when there never should have been sequels to begin with.

  • @BolverkAtlasia
    @BolverkAtlasia 9 лет назад +342

    Death Race 2000 is public domain now. It was a fun watch. I couldn't say the same for the remake...

    • @phoenixakathefirehawk9957
      @phoenixakathefirehawk9957 9 лет назад +12

      +Bolverk-GTM WOW! Death Race 2008 is my favorite movie of all time.... I don't get why people hate fast paced action movies so much... and remakes. (For example people hate transformers, but.. the movie isn't even bad and if you think it's "putting balls on transformer" look at the original cartoon.. It's about robots that turn into cars and the main villain turns into a gun...) (Anotehr example is Nightmare on Elm Street the remake.. that movie had flaws, but it was well done and alot of the scenes in it were way scarier than the original film... the only movie I've seen that stands up to it is the third which is pretty much everyone's favorite)
      And I don't get why it's a "remake" It's more of a parody, but I don't think it quite falls under that either.

    • @fourcrippledhorses
      @fourcrippledhorses 9 лет назад +45

      +Phoenix Aka The Firehawk People hate them because they're shit. You can have a fast paced action movie where it's not poorly shot and edited, and where the characters aren't cardboard, the acting wooden, or the script written between bumps of coke on a weekend in Malibu.

    • @convoy81
      @convoy81 8 лет назад +26

      +Phoenix Aka The Firehawk Yes Transformers isn't that bad, it's FUCKING horrible.
      Even without Transformers(and they're almost absent) those movies are a pile of shit, annoying chars, terrible scripts, bad dialogues, bad editing and plotholes all over...even if they have the same story, written over and over!

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 8 лет назад +9

      +Phoenix Aka The Firehawk What kind of idiot would +1 your comment.

    • @kurvos
      @kurvos 8 лет назад +2

      I don't know, I think the remake is a fun dumb popcorn movie. I think it's Paul W.S. Anderson's "best" movie... which isn't saying much, but still. XP Then again, I'm a big fan of Jason Statham. XD lol

  • @YMS
    @YMS  12 лет назад +28

    I liked it.

    • @criticalfxck13
      @criticalfxck13 Год назад

      How the fuck does this not have more likes and replies lol

    • @RetroAdzz
      @RetroAdzz Год назад +1

      I liked that comment, that liked the film

  • @alexmaverick6647
    @alexmaverick6647 10 лет назад +154

    "Uhhhhh I didn't wanna hurt anybody! I'm so pretty!"

    • @Adagamante
      @Adagamante 6 лет назад +3

      Cracks me up every single time.

  • @gfyusebfsbguidng
    @gfyusebfsbguidng 10 лет назад +129

    12:45 that scene had me giggling uncontrollably days after I'd first seen it. I'd be completely normal while eating breakfast with my family, then suddenly I'd remember the scene and burst out laughing with no way of stopping it.

    • @SWEGTA
      @SWEGTA 10 лет назад +7

      Hey, dude. Remember that scene with Sean Bean you commented on 6 months ago?
      Well, it still exists!

    • @gfyusebfsbguidng
      @gfyusebfsbguidng 10 лет назад

      SWEGTA ......... Okay....

    • @SWEGTA
      @SWEGTA 10 лет назад +26

      gfyusebfuigdn I guess it stopped being funny after 6 months.

    • @SilentMenace7251
      @SilentMenace7251 7 лет назад

      gfyusebfuigdn is it still funny?

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 3 года назад +1

      @@SilentMenace7251 I'm about 7 minutes in, I'll let you know once it comes up.
      Edit:Meh, not really.

  • @VristecaLjubicicaGaming
    @VristecaLjubicicaGaming 10 лет назад +131

    "...so it's rather like flying a FIRST WORLD WAR fighter jet."
    I'm guessing he wasn't the smartest cookie with history.

    • @Hazztech
      @Hazztech 10 лет назад +5

      i think it's cause that a the name "fighter jet" has become so connected with military persuit craft of any type that it's sort of common talk.

  • @braza117
    @braza117 11 лет назад +189

    Did that guy really just say "First world war fighter jet"?

    • @jimjong10
      @jimjong10 11 лет назад +45

      I saw one of those when i was touring the third century space station

    • @jimjong10
      @jimjong10 11 лет назад +1

      And we also know that you have no understanding of sarcasm

    • @braza117
      @braza117 11 лет назад

      I hope these insults were not aimed at me?

    • @DrCanyonero
      @DrCanyonero 11 лет назад

      braza117
      Not my comment.. I won't speak for Jimjong10. Maybe his comment was directed at me? Dunno..

    • @Jorgen.A0
      @Jorgen.A0 11 лет назад +12

      I think the context meant "It'd be like driving a fighter jet, in the first world war." Just for clarification.

  • @BobofWOGGLE
    @BobofWOGGLE 9 лет назад +165

    For the points system in DR2000, I assume the winner is decided by some sort of time:points ratio, and that's why they're still going fast. Also, I would assume they've got dash/exterior cameras, but none pointed at the driver because who the fuck wants to watch some guy sit there and twiddle a steering wheel for hours on end, especially when there's bloody carnage going on just outside the vehicle?

  • @ZepawFox
    @ZepawFox 11 лет назад +115

    Until you zoomed in I was sure that was Statham on the sequel cover.

    • @El-Gato69
      @El-Gato69 5 лет назад +6

      Honest to God, that's the only reason I bought it, quickly realized I was wrong, then felt obligated to finish it.

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 5 лет назад +2

      Same with me. I was half asleep while watching this, so I just assumed that he was a character that appeared later in the movie, and that Jason Statham was still in the movie.

  • @SlurpeeTheUnholy
    @SlurpeeTheUnholy 9 лет назад +71

    So... the best line Paul W.S. Anderson has ever written is one that makes no sense whatsoever?

    • @jamesd7678
      @jamesd7678 4 года назад +2

      It’s the best line he’s ever written because it made me die laughing. What a weird, weird line he wrote

    • @Magicalnora
      @Magicalnora 2 года назад +1

      And his best shot was... Im not even gonna talk about it 💀💀

  • @202mc4
    @202mc4 3 года назад +10

    It's amazing how this channel's videos could be made yesterday or 12 years ago and you can't tell the difference.

  • @andrewstoner1169
    @andrewstoner1169 Год назад +3

    I'm glad I came back to rewatch this since it was uploaded 11 years which is also the future.

  • @ezraf.7759
    @ezraf.7759 8 лет назад +72

    FOCK!! *smashes $300 flatscreen TV on a #20 table*

    • @cookimsnookims3775
      @cookimsnookims3775 7 лет назад +8

      Ezra F. Damn! #20? The #20 tables in MY country are known as the WORST number tables

  • @Graycata
    @Graycata 8 лет назад +46

    actually Frankenstein dying in the beginning of the movie kind of works. In Death Race 2000, David Carradine explains that he and a bunch of other guys were raised to take the place of the former Frankenstein driver whenever he dies. That there has actually been a few drivers parading as Frankenstein

  • @-Archeus-
    @-Archeus- 4 года назад +51

    RUclips 2011:
    RUclips 2012:
    RUclips 2013:
    RUclips 2014:
    RUclips 2015:
    RUclips 2016:
    RUclips 2017:
    RUclips 2018:
    RUclips 2019:
    RUclips 2020: *”Yo I heard you liked Death Race”*

  • @lemonscented7703
    @lemonscented7703 8 лет назад +24

    "It's ok to murder people as long as you're a sick driver." Twisted Metal in a nutshell.

  • @TheMattLuigi
    @TheMattLuigi Год назад +2

    These older reviews really show how much YMs has improved but how he also stayed true to himself 😁

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 8 лет назад +70

    This is how I leave work *EVERY.* *DAY.*

  • @spacepirateivynova
    @spacepirateivynova 9 лет назад +55

    Now it's 2015.... I want my self-lacing shoes, self-adjusting coat, flying cars, hoverboards, and extendo-bat. The style of having one's pockets turned out, however, doesn't seem to have manifested yet.

    • @spacepirateivynova
      @spacepirateivynova 9 лет назад +2

      I dunno, I have knee-high boots that take like 5-8 minutes to put on... self-lacing systems would be awesome for that :D

    • @spacepirateivynova
      @spacepirateivynova 9 лет назад +2

      Well, technically... I am a scientist; and I don't really trust google's brand of science so much lately :D
      Actually, I was thinking of just modifying the eyelets with those quick-lace hooks or something, or adding buckles up them.
      Demonia zipper boots that you can change the height of them, actually had them a few years now and I'm quite happy with the quality ^.^

    • @gerythionargarys7848
      @gerythionargarys7848 9 лет назад +1

      +ReddmanDGZ ... knee highs are hot, on the right kind of peep.
      *floats away*

    • @anonpony1693
      @anonpony1693 9 лет назад +1

      i read that as self-lactating shoes for some reason.

    • @anonpony1693
      @anonpony1693 9 лет назад

      i read that as self-lactating shoes for some reason.

  • @collinmclaren6608
    @collinmclaren6608 7 лет назад +121

    "Fock." >:0
    .....
    "Fockin' hell." >:0

  • @Kylirr
    @Kylirr 10 лет назад +276

    I guess Sean Bean really lost his head this time.

  • @uknownada
    @uknownada 9 лет назад +429

    Wait, if it's a prequel, why does it take place 12 years after the original?

    • @codythompson9973
      @codythompson9973 6 лет назад +108

      uknownada
      Death Race involves time traveling ninjas that kidnapped the president. Are you a bad enough dude to save him?

    • @Houseoholiker
      @Houseoholiker 6 лет назад +6

      Unknownada
      That reason is quit simple: Money

    • @thefluffyneko4450
      @thefluffyneko4450 6 лет назад +16

      To anyone still caring its a prequel to a prequel that isn't really a prequel but is a remake that isn't really a remake but a completely new concept with some of the same characters.. I think? Who gives a fuck. FAST CARS, GUNS, EXPLOSIONS!

    • @jarlamtoft2307
      @jarlamtoft2307 6 лет назад +1

      Because it's stupid

  • @2bad4hard48
    @2bad4hard48 3 года назад +9

    “it’s almost 2012 right now”
    holy shit time flies

  • @finnjeffrey572
    @finnjeffrey572 8 лет назад +50

    "Fook! Fooking ell!" *smashes TV*

  • @lollipophugo
    @lollipophugo 10 лет назад +59

    Is anyone else FUCKING SICK of seeing cars explode in movies? They don't do that. It doesn't happen.

  • @Landfish100
    @Landfish100 8 лет назад +44

    "It's rather like driving a *first world war fighter jet*..."

  • @funkophone
    @funkophone 10 лет назад +148

    3:25 "1st world war fighter jet".
    Sweet fuckity Jesus.

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 9 лет назад +5

      ***** I heard that and I was like where is my revolver people on TV are too stupid for me to exist anymore fucking seriously

    • @TheMeanMongoose
      @TheMeanMongoose 9 лет назад +45

      funkophone It was a real thing okay? I've seen it in a war museum. Next to the ancient Greek machine gun.

    • @RC15O5
      @RC15O5 7 лет назад +1

      satireknight At least the Romans invented flamethrowers and could capture water vapor via air well, and for a time their throne was a robotic wonder. All damn advanced, but who knows, maybe a secret space ship with flamethrowers too. :P

    • @enzoaugusto1577
      @enzoaugusto1577 7 лет назад

      Oh fuck, the guy who uploaded Les Friction
      Waddaup my dude?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 7 лет назад +1

      Reminded me of this: ruclips.net/video/zs2u7o5NBUU/видео.html.
      TL;DR: The main thing keeping Rome from going steampunk was laziness.

  • @toomuchstarbucks6787
    @toomuchstarbucks6787 10 лет назад +66

    That Sean Bean scene.. I just can't get enough.

    • @crab2934
      @crab2934 7 лет назад +14

      FOCKIN' HELL

  • @basnijland9453
    @basnijland9453 10 лет назад +20

    I love the way you say "this is really dumb"
    it kills me

  • @jorianvandertang4494
    @jorianvandertang4494 8 лет назад +99

    Death race is a mix of Mario kart mixend tho a sort of purge concept

    • @kurvos
      @kurvos 8 лет назад +17

      No, I'd say it's more like Carmageddon and Twisted Metal. And for that reason, I kinda enjoy the movie. It's dumb, but... fun. XD

    • @TheEndKing
      @TheEndKing 7 лет назад +4

      I love that in a few of the Twisted Metals you could play as Death himself. And somehow, against all possible logic, he somehow wasn't the best character in the game.

    • @jonasmcmillan
      @jonasmcmillan 7 лет назад +1

      Death Race 3 is more like Wacky Racers.

    • @biscuitstix_
      @biscuitstix_ 5 лет назад

      This comment needs more likes.

  • @letsgetchino6669
    @letsgetchino6669 4 года назад +9

    “IDK IVE NEVER SEEN THE DEATH RACE” this shit had me rollin 😂😂

  • @Azkamoski
    @Azkamoski 9 лет назад +34

    Let us take a moment that Jeremy Bolt said: "First World War fighter jet"

  • @alexarias5717
    @alexarias5717 8 лет назад +35

    7:19 was undoubtedly the best line of this film when I first watched it lmfaooo it was so random and made no sense! but it was hilarious!

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 8 лет назад

      So true!

    • @alexarias5717
      @alexarias5717 8 лет назад +2

      SHAWKLAN 27 I kinda balked when I heard Pamela Landy say that xD

    • @stephencarroll4681
      @stephencarroll4681 8 лет назад +8

      He should've responded "get some rest Pam, you look tired"

    • @brendanjoke
      @brendanjoke 7 лет назад

      Alex Arias h

  • @shawklan27
    @shawklan27 10 лет назад +16

    "FOCK FOCK'IN HELL" this line is one of the best lines I have heard in my life

  • @NMRH258
    @NMRH258 11 лет назад +14

    Did anybody notice in 12:44 how the TV was still turned on even though Sean Bean ripped the cords from the wall and threw it on the kitchen table?

  • @YMS
    @YMS  13 лет назад +6

    @EPICsliceOFcake
    "I'll get more into that later."

  • @noone3216
    @noone3216 Год назад +3

    I like how Sean Bean runs up to the tv and then pretends to struggle with it as if it's attached to the wall and he's ripping it off, even though it's clearly just sitting on the unit and could easily slide off if someone accidentally brushed past it.
    Also how the image is still on the screen when he smashes it.... without it being plugged in

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 Год назад +3

    Honestly, despite its cheesy nature, I still like the 1995 Mortal Kombat. It's pretty much tied with Street Fighter for me, because it has less Jean-Claude van Damme sleepwalking, but also has less Raul Julia carrying the entire movie by virtue of his performance. And hell, even the Andersonverse RE movies have some redeeming qualities.
    Unrelated, but idgaf:
    "You still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your god! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to him. For I beheld Satan, as he *fell from heaven, LIKE LIGHTNING!"*

  • @yan008
    @yan008 10 лет назад +42

    So many Mr.Anderson(s)
    Paul WS Anderson
    Paul Thomas Anderson
    Wes Anderson
    This is confusing

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 лет назад +4

      I don't blame anyone for genuinely making a flub on either of their names.
      Maybe acronyms might help?
      P.W.S.A
      P.T.A
      W.A
      Hmm...

    • @PeterLambert2211
      @PeterLambert2211 10 лет назад +4

      Don't forget Neo also.

    • @WeWereTheStorm
      @WeWereTheStorm 10 лет назад +2

      Wes and Paul Thomas Andrson is the only worthy Andersons.

    • @anarchycastro
      @anarchycastro 9 лет назад

      WeWereTheStorm Paul Thomas is definitely worthy.

    • @WeWereTheStorm
      @WeWereTheStorm 9 лет назад

      I've never watched his movies

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 10 лет назад +31

    Danny Trejo, Sean Bean, and Ving Rhames...why did you do this? You guys have actual careers. Why are you here? Bean was in LOTR and GOT, for Christ's sake!

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 10 лет назад +8

      Quick cash. I can imagine how easy for them was to act in this shit.

    • @lollipophugo
      @lollipophugo 10 лет назад +1

      Agreed. Come on how much effort does some shit like this take? It's not like they are going to put it on their resume.

    • @ricocori2447
      @ricocori2447 9 лет назад

      ohh matt, this is a business

    • @YungM.D.
      @YungM.D. 9 лет назад

      Rico Cori I know. But I hoped Sean Bean was above it. I guess not.

    • @Talixaen
      @Talixaen 9 лет назад +2

      Matt Cotter Y'know how people say Nic Cage takes any role he's ever offered, no matter how crappy the movie is? Looking at Sean Bean's imdb makes me think he does the same or worse.. He's played great roles in amazing productions, but he also did Death Race 2. And Black Death. And, huh, I forgot he was in National Treasure, too...

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 7 лет назад +26

    Prison gangs are pretty much universally divided along racial lines, that part is actually accurate.

  • @Barlakopofai
    @Barlakopofai 6 лет назад +8

    If you still don't get the Death Race 2000 points, they probably provide a handicap for the overall timer. It's like the boxes when you do a time trial in Crash Bandicoot.

  • @TheCrazyCastle
    @TheCrazyCastle Год назад +2

    “It’s set 11 years ago which is also the future”
    Wow…now this video is 11 years old too.

  • @cryptospuridium666
    @cryptospuridium666 10 лет назад +6

    "We'll see who shits on the side-walk"
    Really Paul? Really?
    If that's your best line then quit whilst you're ahead

  • @johnjamele
    @johnjamele Год назад +2

    You also have to do the "Never Back Down" series!

  • @fallen6191q2w
    @fallen6191q2w 10 лет назад +48

    "1st war fighter jet"
    Me 262 Schwalbe "swallow" 's first flight with jet engines was july 18 1942

    • @Thatguy7242
      @Thatguy7242 9 лет назад +1

      I can Wikipedia too!

    • @fallen6191q2w
      @fallen6191q2w 9 лет назад +3

      Thatguy7242 No dumbass I have 100+ books on the subject.

    • @imatreebelieveme6094
      @imatreebelieveme6094 7 лет назад +1

      I know this was two years ago but you do realize that he couldn't like smell your books through the internet m8, right?

    • @kosmokat111
      @kosmokat111 7 лет назад +1

      funny that your "100+ books on the subject" neglect to mention the He 178, He 280, or the Caproni Campini, the 262 was just the first jet to be used *in combat*, followed by the Gloster Meteor.

  • @SuperDarknut
    @SuperDarknut Год назад +4

    The irony is that watching literal bloodsport has only become reprehensible in the (relatively) modern era

  • @nickbruns
    @nickbruns 8 лет назад +27

    am I the only person who pronounces Sean Bean as Seen Bean?

    • @gokuss15
      @gokuss15 8 лет назад +2

      Probably

    • @nickbruns
      @nickbruns 8 лет назад

      +Josh Callejas
      nope. dude said it in part 2 of this review

    • @care-o-sene
      @care-o-sene 8 лет назад +1

      It's a joke, he pronounced it "Shohn Bohn" later on.

  • @shinji_ikari
    @shinji_ikari 5 лет назад +1

    This video is something I come back to every 1 to 2 months and I just rewatch it I love this video

  • @timmytatoe4248
    @timmytatoe4248 4 года назад +5

    I'm glad Danny trejo takes a bunch of bad movies, cause hes almost ALWAYS the highlight

  • @sunnydayz23
    @sunnydayz23 9 месяцев назад +2

    Just last week I found the 4 pack at Walmart and my initial thought was "They made 3 f*cking more!?"

  • @kegal
    @kegal 6 лет назад +4

    I can’t stop laughing at Sean beans delivery after all these years
    FUK, FUKIN’ ‘ELL

  • @jomahawk7488
    @jomahawk7488 10 лет назад +14

    So Death Race 2 is a sequel to a Movie, which is a remake of an older movie, which in itself is a adaptation of an arcade video game. Good God. And then there is Death Race 3: Inferno. Geeze.

    • @SWEGTA
      @SWEGTA 10 лет назад +8

      Death Race 4 : The Remake (COLLECTORS EDITION) Special Premium Box PREQUAL IN 3D!!!!!

  • @seacreacherdiet
    @seacreacherdiet 8 лет назад +11

    Riot police shows up, all the rioters immediately destroy the people trained to keep riots under control. Because you know, movie.

  • @Goblintom
    @Goblintom 7 лет назад +2

    All the Death Race movies are my guilty pleasures. And I want more movies like this.

  • @blackdeadtree1
    @blackdeadtree1 10 лет назад +31

    i wish statham would go back to doing stuff like snatch or lock, stock and two smoking barrols

    • @talkinghoorse6936
      @talkinghoorse6936 10 лет назад +7

      somebody...... actually knows lock, stock and two smoking barrels?.....HUMANITY IS REDEEMED!!!!!

    • @_Gandalf_The_White
      @_Gandalf_The_White 10 лет назад +2

      Liam Ratcliffe Love that movie, the end always makes me laugh and that crazy bloke who sets the guy in the pub on fire.

    • @talkinghoorse6936
      @talkinghoorse6936 10 лет назад +1

      Gandalf The White I still love the ambiguous ending made me burst out laughing

    • @_Gandalf_The_White
      @_Gandalf_The_White 10 лет назад

      yeah

    • @dunnowy123
      @dunnowy123 10 лет назад +2

      So...away from shitty low budget American action films to British crime films? FUCK. YES.

  • @Gobbersmack
    @Gobbersmack 7 лет назад +4

    "You're JUST watching a car commercial"
    *runs b-roll of a producer saying every car but 2 aren't even for sale that current year.

  • @TopCat42981
    @TopCat42981 4 года назад +3

    Welcome to 2020!! The best order to watch these are. 2,3,1 and DeathRace: Beyond Anarchy

  • @shrgnatlas
    @shrgnatlas 13 лет назад

    This was never in my inbox. I just happened to go to your website and saw the new review had been posted. Made my night though man, you rock.

  • @joshuagero3125
    @joshuagero3125 9 лет назад +7

    11:50 The guy with the shotgun must have super strong arms to have no form of recoil what so ever

  • @Ironmaniacs7
    @Ironmaniacs7 4 года назад +2

    "Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?" Sean Bean asked his flatscreen, calmly.

  • @SSZaris
    @SSZaris 10 лет назад +10

    Death Race 2 has at least one saving grace - Celldweller

  • @pundemon9659
    @pundemon9659 4 года назад +1

    this mans really went and made a Death Race fanfiction AU, might as well brand it that way lol

  • @izidororaziel4918
    @izidororaziel4918 3 года назад +3

    Event Horizon.... One of the greatest movies of all times

  • @farkasmactavish
    @farkasmactavish Год назад +1

    Hey, Death Race 2000 takes place 11 years prior to this video coming out, and now this video is 11 years old!

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 10 лет назад +10

    God, I love Sean Bean. He's so silly.

  • @jameswinter482
    @jameswinter482 2 года назад +1

    I thought this was an Asylum film but damn, this got some big names and budget, I'm almost impressed

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 9 лет назад +5

    Wow...so in the very first few moments of the film, a giant, red-hot pipe rolls into view and spews forth a gazillion little sparks and molten droplets. Subtle.

  • @MrSupernaturalLife
    @MrSupernaturalLife 9 лет назад

    Even if I were to be more forgiving or disagreeing with your opinions on movies, you really know how to make every second of your video enjoyable XD

  • @KevinStriker
    @KevinStriker 9 лет назад +7

    8:58
    WHAT THE SHIT? Was there no bladder in the ball or something? Fuck
    Actually, no. Probably not.

  • @uberyoutuber3892
    @uberyoutuber3892 3 года назад +2

    The way the bored 1970s guy says Toddlers lmao. Tod-duh-lers

  • @darthwooser1990
    @darthwooser1990 10 лет назад +10

    To be honest, a movie that I really liked from Luke that he stared in was Blade 2.

  • @DemiBirdDoes
    @DemiBirdDoes 5 лет назад +2

    Those sweet 2011 memes gave me whiplash, middle school coming for me HARD.

  • @kingpinstewie4961
    @kingpinstewie4961 4 года назад +4

    “It’s almost 2012”
    *me realizing this was made 8 years ago*

  • @bebopbountyhead
    @bebopbountyhead 6 лет назад +1

    David Carradine voicing-over Frankenstein makes Frankenstein a clone, in cannon. It had already been established that Deathrace 2000's Frankenstein was not the first "Frankenstein," and that the name "Frankenstein" is technically just a title given to a succession of state-backed drivers.

  • @qyza3690
    @qyza3690 9 лет назад +19

    first seems like a parody of wacky racers

  • @LemKuuja
    @LemKuuja 6 лет назад +3

    7:12 DAMN

  • @pie-rxmancer1142
    @pie-rxmancer1142 5 лет назад

    “Fuck with me and we’ll see who shits on the sidewalk”
    When I first heard that line it was out of context and I genuinely laughed so hard I hurt my ribs

  • @captaintaco979
    @captaintaco979 8 лет назад +23

    Holy shit is that Maggie from the walking dead?

    • @BreakNebula
      @BreakNebula 8 лет назад +2

      yeah and some of the extras from wd are extras in this

    • @harry426
      @harry426 8 лет назад +1

      Kinda sad she went from a great dramatic role in WD to the eye-candy "stupid bitch" in this.

    • @officialtjtrev8910
      @officialtjtrev8910 8 лет назад +10

      Dadko
      Pretty sure this movie came out before walking dead.

  • @enfield_the_enigmatic2989
    @enfield_the_enigmatic2989 5 лет назад +1

    This is like my 4th time watching this video and it's been 8 years, but i just realized at 3:25 he says "it's kinda like driving a first world war fighter jet". Mate, planes had only existed for like 2 decades by that point, I don't think the Red Baron was flying around in an Me-262.

  • @ateszkoma94
    @ateszkoma94 5 лет назад +4

    Sean Bean's tv smash scene was so unexpected it made me laugh.

  • @omahahnful
    @omahahnful 12 лет назад +2

    I LOVE the fact that when you talk about Paul W.S. Anderson you play the music from There Will Be Blood, directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. Nice little inside joke. :D

  • @ButcherSevenActual
    @ButcherSevenActual 9 лет назад +14

    "First World War fighter jet"