XFM - Monkey News Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 81

  • @bobs1989
    @bobs1989 8 лет назад +134

    " you're gonna love this one Steve right"

    • @BoManton
      @BoManton 2 года назад +2

      Put the time next time por favor

    • @bengoodwin4599
      @bengoodwin4599 2 года назад +1

      @@BoManton he did it on the first one idk the time

    • @C_T372
      @C_T372 Год назад +5

      @@BoManton0:00

  • @33hegemon
    @33hegemon 7 лет назад +57

    3:22
    "Only tries it on with the zookeeper's wife."
    "Make him go away, Steve!"

  • @fuzzy8593
    @fuzzy8593 2 года назад +25

    Karl : “Ok, there is this monkey…”
    Ricky : “We. Are. Never. Doing. This. Again.”
    Steve : “Let him finish the story Rick.”

  • @clintonjarboe6328
    @clintonjarboe6328 4 года назад +25

    25:22 'thats the end of Monkey News. No more Monkey News.'
    25:24 'Okay so... Monkey News, please.'

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 5 лет назад +37

    Karl's the kind of guy who reads Onion articles and thinks they're real

    • @NUFCOfficial
      @NUFCOfficial 3 года назад +4

      The funny thing about this is half of these are real and half of them are fake. Like the railway monkey was actually real.

  • @carpma11
    @carpma11 3 года назад +10

    The editing of this is priceless. So many end with Ricky screaming "That's it! No more Monkey News" then after a beat you hear Karl saying "Got some Monkey News here an' that" and we're off!

  • @thisWASengland
    @thisWASengland 8 лет назад +38

    The tricycle was genius.

    • @Craydlin
      @Craydlin 16 дней назад

      “There’s always one element you can never anticipate” 😂

    • @germa2k
      @germa2k 15 дней назад

      @@Craydlinyer

  • @user-cy6qh8yn1f
    @user-cy6qh8yn1f 8 лет назад +27

    I love listening to richard, Stephen and Carlos.

  • @TrekCycling
    @TrekCycling 9 лет назад +52

    "Weird, innit?"

  • @cliffclavin9886
    @cliffclavin9886 4 года назад +8

    1 hour 37 minutes when Ricky says "you're ill" is f##king hilarious!!😂😂😂

  • @adamt6411
    @adamt6411 6 лет назад +16

    1:04:55 "well something else they're good at right is like weighing up the situation"

  • @whereami2870
    @whereami2870 8 лет назад +24

    Omg, I'm in art class atm listening to this because it helps me focus. Everything was fine until it got to the London to Brighton bike ride monkey. I couldn't get through it, I just burst into laughter in front of my really quiet class xD so embarrassing

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 7 лет назад

      where am I? Happend to me on the bus !

  • @lewismackay7631
    @lewismackay7631 9 лет назад +7

    Thank you for this. 🙌🏼🙏🏼

  • @carlhenryjr
    @carlhenryjr 2 года назад +9

    20 offers of marriage… does that bother you Steve?

  • @unicornito7605
    @unicornito7605 6 лет назад +10

    “I can’t take this anymore Steve, I’m going to be sick” 😂😂😂😂

  • @skeleetoon
    @skeleetoon 5 лет назад +8

    "Troubles brewin'"

  • @DunkeysLongLostSon
    @DunkeysLongLostSon 4 года назад +13

    28:55 Best bit.
    "If he was planning on leaving the zoo, he's gonna get his savings!"

  • @IrishGary1
    @IrishGary1 9 лет назад +5

    love gervais' reactions.. comedy gold...effortless radio

  • @josephl447
    @josephl447 3 года назад +4

    Steve whenever Ricky does the jingle: B R I L L I A N T

  • @TrekCycling
    @TrekCycling 6 лет назад +10

    “What do you mean one of his mates used to have a chimp?”

    • @HTAD111111
      @HTAD111111 5 лет назад +3

      Well 2 of his mates...

  • @walkerliam94
    @walkerliam94 7 лет назад +13

    "had to thump it in the head" LMAO

  • @RobertSmith-df4vk
    @RobertSmith-df4vk 7 лет назад +18

    HURRRYYYYYYY UUUUUUUP!!!!!!!

  • @jussiturunen8399
    @jussiturunen8399 4 года назад +11

    2:06:35 "something is said"

  • @garrybaldy327
    @garrybaldy327 7 месяцев назад

    I'm still convinced Ricky got pissed off that Steve told him to shut up, so he took it out on Karl.

  • @matthewvarney6214
    @matthewvarney6214 5 лет назад +8

    Photographer.
    📷

  • @CurtisD01
    @CurtisD01 5 лет назад +4

    I love how mad they get every time cause every time it's bollocks

  • @TheUnperson
    @TheUnperson 2 года назад +1

    Chimp Pimp 1, 2 and 3 haha!

  • @christianazacarias
    @christianazacarias 8 лет назад +10

    19:51

  • @mariaalejandra5787
    @mariaalejandra5787 2 года назад +1

    27:04
    "Get him! His got the guns!"
    One of my favorite monkey news story 😂

  • @BonBon-tt5ly
    @BonBon-tt5ly 9 лет назад +1

    love this man😃

  • @dannyderes4907
    @dannyderes4907 2 года назад +1

    Steve laughs like Michael Jackson when he goes high pitched 🤣

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 3 года назад +1

    I’m with you karl

  • @taveontimmons5284
    @taveontimmons5284 5 лет назад +3

    Why can't Karl just find a real story about a monkey?

    • @carlhenryjr
      @carlhenryjr 2 года назад +1

      Because Karl doesn't understand the difference between vetted NPR news stories and utter bullocks- which makes Monkey News so damn good!

    • @TheUnperson
      @TheUnperson 2 года назад

      I think that's the joke :)

  • @connorallen7
    @connorallen7 4 года назад

    0:24 🤣🤣

  • @ricecurrylife
    @ricecurrylife 9 лет назад +2

    44:47- 45:23 LOL

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 3 года назад

    That did happen in Hackney it stole the King Kong dvd because it was the monkeys fav film..true

  • @bazil83
    @bazil83 3 года назад

    Uhm... I'm not coming in next week. I actually think we need a week off.

  • @LoriKopf
    @LoriKopf 8 лет назад +1

    @59:00

  • @bb.houdini
    @bb.houdini Год назад

    13:10

  • @davidheaton5765
    @davidheaton5765 6 лет назад +6

    theff

  • @charlielloyd7
    @charlielloyd7 9 лет назад

    My cats pipe

  • @SteampunkResistance
    @SteampunkResistance 9 лет назад +6

    Karl has told almost all of these stories on The Ricky Gervais show yet they still, apparently, laugh at it and act as though it's new to them.
    Makes one question the legitimacy.

    • @DutyriderCallOfDutyGameplay
      @DutyriderCallOfDutyGameplay 9 лет назад +1

      +Call for a Renaissance what year was the Podcasts from and til ?

    • @DutyriderCallOfDutyGameplay
      @DutyriderCallOfDutyGameplay 9 лет назад

      oh thanks, they need to come back ... havent seen ricky and karl together since like 2013

    • @EvilToaster77
      @EvilToaster77  8 лет назад +22

      +Captain Crazy Not really, it's more likely that Ricky and Steve don't really remember them, or hearing them again is just as funny as the first time due to the impossibility of the stories.
      Also, he hasn't told "almost all of them" on the podcasts; the only one I see that was retold was the one about the monkey who lived at home with a zookeeper, smoked, drank tea and brandy, and then "tried it on" with the zookeeper's wife.
      Just because one story was retold years later on the podcasts doesn't automatically mean that you should question the legitimacy of everything. It's more likely that Karl didn't remember telling the story, or he just wanted to tell it again because he liked it, and also the second time round Karl added further embellishments to the story.

    • @iSquishMoths
      @iSquishMoths 8 лет назад

      Are you suggesting gervais contrived his stupid laugh? No shit

    • @ISetYourFaceOnFire
      @ISetYourFaceOnFire 5 лет назад

      @MrJobofo No it's just the podcasts and audio books. xfm was not animated.

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 3 года назад

    Karl is one cool dude..I believe him..Ricky is a 🛎 end

  • @IrishGary1
    @IrishGary1 9 лет назад +9

    love gervais' reactions.. comedy gold...effortless radio