Ok it took me WAY to long as well as reading multiple comments to understand you're actually talking about the letter X. Any time they say a word with the letter X. I thought it meant cuss words at first. And then that didn't happen I was even more confused.
Okay so breakdown of the speedup times: 1) 5:41 “next month it is” 2) 6:41 “to my ex-wife” 3) 6:44 “I’m on HotTix right now” 4) 7:54 “that extra block” 5) 9:31 “your next shift” 6) 11:00 “Excuse me!” 7) 12:11 “sexy” 8) 12:48 “Alexa!” and then it hits ‘La Dee Da Da Day’ and something happens and I can’t really understand anymore.
To complete the list (and I used the transcript from the original video, I couldn’t make it out in this vid and I didn’t have all these lines memorized): 10:10 “That is less than a fucking jukebox!” 10:11 “Only a jukebox doesn’t also have to make coffee for these assholes.” 11:30 “The campaign that doesn’t exist?” 12:06 “Excuse me, ma’am...” 15:17 “...the whole theater was exploded by a god dang METEOR!” 16:48 “Excuse me?” 18:44 “I’m exhausted.” 20:09 “Ya toxic cuppa joey!” 20:52 “...give us a warning or something next time...” 23:24 “It’s up to us now, Alexa.” 23:34 “Alexa! Open the gates!” 23:43 “I theorized this exact scenario 30 years ago!” 23:46 “Like exactly this?” 23:47 “Exactly!” 24:05 “Exactly Emma!” 24:17 “...my robot assistant, Alexa.” 24:20 “Alexa! Dim the lights.” 24:22 “Extraordinary!” 24:38 “...we can relax, talk, fuck.” 26:49 “This is supposed to relax us, not make us kill each other.” 27:15 “Sorry, I’ll catch the next one.” 27:17 “There won’t be a next one.” 27:23 “...with no roots anywhere except Hatchetfield...” 28:29 “After examining that blue shit...” 29:09 “...and that’s exactly what’s gonna happen...” 29:34 “...I’ll need an extra pair of hands in the lab.” 30:16 “Not sex and not drugs.” 31:19 “How do you explain an entire race of beings...” 32:01 “But the experiences I’ve accrued...” 32:31 “Exactly what needs to be done!” 32:32 “Alexa! Open the gates!” 32:42 “Alexa, after all these years...” 32:47 “Alexa, initiate self-destruct.” 33:03 “After examining that creature...” 33:15 “A big-time box-office draw.” 33:25 “No exits from this Broadway venue!” 35:03 “So that we may reveal the experience of the new construction!” 36:22 “It’s your proximity to the meteor, Paul!” 37:54 “Excuse me?” 37:55 “Excuse me, can someone help me please?” 8 “Alexa”s 5 “next”s 5 “excuse”s 5 “exactly”s 2 “extra”s 2 “jukebox”s 2 “relax”s 2 “examining”s
I tried to think of the times they said it before watching I and now I feel stupid because I couldn't think of any
ALEXA
IDEFK yeah I'm gonna go die of shame now
Alexa was all I could recall.
Pandora’s Socks and I couldn't even get that
eXACTly emma
it took me a sec to think of something with an x.
alexa. alexa has an x.
And I have an alexa
I love how the sped up music just sounds like bad banjo
am i gonna spend 38 minutes of my last remaining weekend hours watching this?
yes. i am.
Same girl.
33:34 how does robert still manage to look somewhat elegant and calm while its sped up so fast??
33:38 nEVERMIND OMG WHAT A SHIFT
Hearing Joey saying "Latte Hotte" sped up made my day 100 times better
14:47 The cheering sounds like the screams of the damned
My God
It doesn't help that the clapping sounds like crackling flames as well lol
@@jgreen7100 Very true
OMG IT DOES 😂
Robert's siren sounds like a squeaky toy.
The high pitched voice for Hot Chocolate Guy just.............works
"I have very low blood sugar" but with a high-pitched voice... XD
He gives off that nerdy teen vibe that just fits
I literally didn't even realise they said it that often
10:30 is better than the entire Alvin and The Chipmunks trilogy
Took a while, but before watching I thought of the word "toxic." While singing through cup of poisoned coffee. Proud of myself.
even sped up mariah’s vocals *still* slap
I genuinely forgot you were gonna speed it up until charlottes phone call
I know we are all memeing in the comments but honestly the dedication of this person is phenomenal. Just thought I'd say that, have a nice day
Thank you kind person, thanks you.
Also please subscribe for more dedication
Lol
I wholeheartedly agree
When you’ve watched the show so many times you know exactly what they are saying.
Every time it speeds up I say to myself their voices can’t get any higher but every time I get proven wrong and it’s great
the sped up version of cup of roasted coffee dance looked both really in sync and out of sync on certain parts
tgwdlm but every time they say 'x' they sound more like peanuts
*Peanuts!*
Ok it took me WAY to long as well as reading multiple comments to understand you're actually talking about the letter X. Any time they say a word with the letter X. I thought it meant cuss words at first. And then that didn't happen I was even more confused.
Show me your hands sounds like boss battle music
the worst thing is I can still understand it....
Whenever Emma curses it's like hearing Alvin the chipmunk curse.
The video we need but don’t deserve
Snep!
join us (and die) first line literally just sounds like a scream im
20:12
TGWDLM: Hey Mr. Business, how do ya, how do ya, how do ya do~
Me, an intellectual: The Ready Set Go of Mario Kart
Can we appreciate how satisfying the choreo of the opening number is. Holy shit.
18:08 OH NO. _JEFF_
*alexa has entered the chat*
I didn't realize I needed this till I watched it
This Is Your Fault, Jafar! Nice name
Oh didn't even realize...
16:02 The piano in the background is actually really nice. I never noticed it before
THE HELICOPTER SCENE IS JUST AGRESSIVE SHAKING OMG
Okay so breakdown of the speedup times:
1) 5:41 “next month it is”
2) 6:41 “to my ex-wife”
3) 6:44 “I’m on HotTix right now”
4) 7:54 “that extra block”
5) 9:31 “your next shift”
6) 11:00 “Excuse me!”
7) 12:11 “sexy”
8) 12:48 “Alexa!”
and then it hits ‘La Dee Da Da Day’ and something happens and I can’t really understand anymore.
There are like 49 x in the show I think
To complete the list (and I used the transcript from the original video, I couldn’t make it out in this vid and I didn’t have all these lines memorized):
10:10 “That is less than a fucking jukebox!”
10:11 “Only a jukebox doesn’t also have to make coffee for these assholes.”
11:30 “The campaign that doesn’t exist?”
12:06 “Excuse me, ma’am...”
15:17 “...the whole theater was exploded by a god dang METEOR!”
16:48 “Excuse me?”
18:44 “I’m exhausted.”
20:09 “Ya toxic cuppa joey!”
20:52 “...give us a warning or something next time...”
23:24 “It’s up to us now, Alexa.”
23:34 “Alexa! Open the gates!”
23:43 “I theorized this exact scenario 30 years ago!”
23:46 “Like exactly this?”
23:47 “Exactly!”
24:05 “Exactly Emma!”
24:17 “...my robot assistant, Alexa.”
24:20 “Alexa! Dim the lights.”
24:22 “Extraordinary!”
24:38 “...we can relax, talk, fuck.”
26:49 “This is supposed to relax us, not make us kill each other.”
27:15 “Sorry, I’ll catch the next one.”
27:17 “There won’t be a next one.”
27:23 “...with no roots anywhere except Hatchetfield...”
28:29 “After examining that blue shit...”
29:09 “...and that’s exactly what’s gonna happen...”
29:34 “...I’ll need an extra pair of hands in the lab.”
30:16 “Not sex and not drugs.”
31:19 “How do you explain an entire race of beings...”
32:01 “But the experiences I’ve accrued...”
32:31 “Exactly what needs to be done!”
32:32 “Alexa! Open the gates!”
32:42 “Alexa, after all these years...”
32:47 “Alexa, initiate self-destruct.”
33:03 “After examining that creature...”
33:15 “A big-time box-office draw.”
33:25 “No exits from this Broadway venue!”
35:03 “So that we may reveal the experience of the new construction!”
36:22 “It’s your proximity to the meteor, Paul!”
37:54 “Excuse me?”
37:55 “Excuse me, can someone help me please?”
8 “Alexa”s
5 “next”s
5 “excuse”s
5 “exactly”s
2 “extra”s
2 “jukebox”s
2 “relax”s
2 “examining”s
@@silviamayo2993 I like how you specified you didn't memorise them all cause you know someone has
19:13 It sounds like some sounds effects from an old video game (maybe Mario?)
Definitely sounds like the Mario music. Or even Yosshi
I..what. Why. Why did I sit down and watch this whole thing?
Same.
I was like yea i just want to see where is the first x. Ok where is the second? Then i just watched the 38 min video
i'm highly concerned by the fact that i'm two thirds of the way through the video and it hasn't even reached intermission yet oh god
IN EVERY ONE OF THESE VIDEOS JOEYS LATTE HATTE SENDS ME EVERY DAMN TIME
Sped up La dee da da day is a gift I didn't know I needed
ikr
wow the new alvin and the chipmunks looks really good
Not Your Seed (30:09) on 0.25X is lowkey terrifying tho-
*what a great way to spend my Tuesday as I’m sick*
A Pen I’m also sick and watching this
In what do you want Paul it sounds like a person with a lisp is talking super fast
If you watch at 0.5 playback, Moana just sounds like terrified screaming.
That's beautiful
@@IDEFKsk isn't it?
The iconic line: ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ₕᵤₘₐₙᵢₜᵢₑₛ ₑₗₑᵥₑₙₜₕ ₕₒᵤᵣ
Why could I hear Lauren say “blue...shit?” SO clearly
I kept thinking it wasn't gonna speed up anymore and I remembered alexa
22:01 Robert sounds like a dolphin lol
TGWDLM, but the entire cast, backing music, and audience slowly all turn into Peanuts and Hachetfield Squirrel.
The laughing in the background sped up is so funny. It sounds like a bunch of little dwarves laughing hysterically
The chipmunk version of "Excuse me miss. I got a warrant to expect the junk in your trunk" is extremely weird!😂 (Or what ever he says there I forgot)
The opening note on Join us and Die sounds like a hellish scream
the moana part sounded like a bunch of kittens trying to imitate birds dying-
The audience laughter sounds like the bird house at the zoo.
the first one is around 5:40 with “next” (no, you’re right, we should stick to the schedule. *next* month it is!) and i love that
This is 38 minutes of sin, but at the same time I love it sooooooo much
(I've never watched it)
*chipmunk*
paul? Paul? PAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
10:41 makes me lose my shit every time sksksk
Alvin has returned…
Holy shit the dedication you put into figuring all of this out christ on a tricycle
14:30 Nothing can save us now
omg yes i died
No x in the opening number at all, that is impressive
Why? - Did you you just woke up at 3am and thought "Hey, let's speed TGWDLM up every time they say something with X?!?"
I was actually going to bed at 3am, but close enough
Everyone sounds hotter when the music is faster
The audience laughing at 19:49 sounds like a dolphin. Also, this is hilarious
this is weirdly specific??
I'm all about weirdly specific
I suggest watching this on 2x speed, it really makes it better 👌🤣
Bandit King also 0.25x the speed makes it... interesting
Oh my Gosh! How could I forget about "Alexa"!?!?
from 23:40 onwards is just everyone standing still and Hidgens running around like a mad-man and honestly, that's pretty in character
10:58 I WHEEZED
what do you want paul sped up is just jeff’s constant mental state
and roasted coffee is somehow even catchier
8:52 Is my favorite part of the whole thing lol
2:41 I had never noticed Joey's face but I feel like everyone should see this
i have a ton of homework to do but here i am
Good choice👍
The only one I managed to come up with was "Not sex not drugs"
I forgot i was watching a sped up video and got really confused as to why Charlotte starting sounding like a mouse
Did I regret watching this? No
Did I enjoy it? Yes
Am I questioning my existence? *yes*
/I've never finished it/
Lauren’s ~shut the fuck up~ sounds beautiful high pitched
this is so niche but I’m living for it
Also known asTGWDLM but the audience are slowly turning into a swarm of bats
The acapella in la Dee da day is how you summon a demon, and yes I cannot spell
Show me your hands is just an arcade game song honestly
I thought that we were gonna watch the whole musical as original.
𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙙....
Bill around 7:34 sounds somewhat normal
You Tied Up My Heart sounds like a Pokémon battle song slightly sped up
THEY'VE REACHED THEIR FINAL FORM
ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGERS
Whoever that made this surely had nothing better to do
nope!
8:50 Lauren sounds like a chipmunk...
18:08 Me when Meredith and Lauren harmonize.
Lauren sounds adorable
Rewatching Paul and Emma meeting for the first time in regular speed right after watching this whole thing is... an experience
how much free time do you have
A lot, but this video took an hour to edit. Hours to export and upload tho.
This is honestly one of the most incredible edits I've ever seen in my life
10:25 and zOeY
they sound like animal crossing animals
omg thanks for the heart that's was quick
you really don't notice how many words have "X" in them until you watch this video
The amount of dedication you put in this vid is crazzzzzzzy
Sped up all the songs sound like they belong in a video game. It's pretty frickin great.
The quick changes are even quicker yo
Watching all of ahow stopping number ( 33:00 ) at .25 speed is a whole new experience. Its legible but terrifying
It’s 3am. I have finals starting at 8 and a band concert at noon. Yet here I am. And I don’t regret it at all.
Good luck!
peanuts?? is that you???
IM SO DUMB I COULDNT EVEN REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID AN X