The War At Home | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Tim talks about the Israel-Hamas war, being on Instagram timeout, call centers and why Americans will skirt the draft.
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Tim knowing the difference between hummus & hammas really inspires me to get into geo politics
lmfao
This is such a great comment 😂
I'm still not convinced he's got the nuance down.
"I knew those two guys were hummus before they walked through the door!"
-Archie Bunker, Family Guy
Good for you pig
As a member of the US military I really needed to hear this. I’m gonna go to a Golden Corral with a bottle of liquor and beg for a military discount. I might not even tip. 🇺🇸
As a veteran, the best thing about Golden Corral is filling up one last plate and leaving it for the homies who didn't make it before I stumble back to parking lot, where I live. 🇺🇸
Nice one
False. Outback Steakhouse Blooming Onion on Veteran's Day is the One True God. Preferably in a booth by yourself facing the door (with a bottle of booze ofc).
Magnificent….get after it Battle 😂💪🏽
Keeping the tradition going💯 salute brother
I cannot articulate how much Tim makes me feel sane, as an American who's always felt completely alienated by the culture/history/lifestyle of the country
lol i can see why
Tim should bring out a lot of feelings from you. Sanity unfortunately is not a side effect of listening to Tim sing “Who bombed the hospital?”
What is an articulate?
Of course u can't articulate it that's why you're not the one talking keep up Slim
What part of the world's history make's you feel included?
* maybe by culture/lifestyle you mean the monetary system, surely those are choices?
Tim is truly the End times Narrator
he truly is. well said.
Tim dressing like a liberal college student this halloween just might bring peace to The Middle East Real Estate Wars.
Polo crew necks and Tommy hill rugby's. The 90s was great
It's a real bomb fight out there.
@@mizzopwe wish them well
A new market for Balenciaga after the drag thing didn't really work out.
on my RUclips channel i do food reviews
As a morbidly obese fentanyl addict that commits sex crimes, i was deeply touched by this episode
But never touched deeply enough...
😂😂
Do you work at a call center?
I can only identify with one of those things. I better up my game!
I'm proud of you overcoming your girth to still chase your victims just don't loose weight that is what the NAZI's want.
As a veteran who is on his way to pick up Papa John's to nurse a hangover, this is a very hilarious and timely episode.
Nothing like mixing whiskey with Papa John’s. It’s a veteran’s version of wine pairing.
have fun gaining ten pounds
We wish you well! 🫡🏌
Papa johns? You sicken me
I read that as “As a vegetarian….”
I was just about to empty my catheter and change oxygen bottles over but this is a good excuse to put all things aside and enjoy a well earned rest.
over fouled colostomy bags must wait their turn..
You can save your urine to water your plants too, very high in nitrogen.
Same.. except liquor bottles, not oxygen. I'll be there soon
My nephew takes it. I'm not sure what he does with it. He gets real handsy too.
He's at it AGAIN NOWW!!! HE ALWAYS DOES THISS WHEN IM BUSY. And now I can't heaR tim cause I'm all wheezy!!! and I can't hear the TABLET!!
The fact that Tim got suspended for the Pizza Hut bit just makes it that much funnier lmao
So true! Loved it😂😂😂
Suspended off what???
I like to take long hikes in the mountains and listen to Tim screaming about hotel quality.
You are not alone.
We're all alone really.@@gavinrush4995
I’m listening to this on the Appalachian Trail right now
@@isaacgoff2632 Bigfoot appreciates this
King Pig is back to feed his little piggies. Everyone have a safe halloween.
They did this year, just a bit early than the rest.
Lmao
@@Hk7762Tubewhen trick or treating goes wrong..
I thought this was Lex for a second 😆
You too pink piglet 🙌🏿🙌
To end the conflict, Tim should begin a hummus-only diet challenge.
trough fulls
of runny hummus
to binge & purge
for the holidays..
The Lee Syatt diet
Slop for the piggy
I was going to say we could call it the Palestinian diet that he's trying for the month, then realised that would be called fasting right about now and it might be a bit " on the nose " to be eating big spreads of hummus and olives online.
Hamas*
I love to save the episode for my Sunday morning viewing pleasure. There's nothing like being yelled at first thing Sunday morning. But I can't resist, we're doing this, now!!!
I do that exact thing, but I'm going to be hungover tomorrow morning. I will need silence.
i used to fall asleep to tim yelling at me (so comforting) and i would wake myself up from REM laughter.
🙌🙌🙌
@@louisav11 that sounds wonderful
Happy Sunday, same here.
Tim is the best at explaining the average American personality 😂
Brits and Aussies aren't much different.
One of the greatest speeches in American history 🫡
The Princess Diana bear being there is important. People need to remember that she started this.
I can't wait until he had a taxidermist do up a tribute to Harambe.
To be fair. It was her boyfriend. Not entirely her fault.
No she did NOT. My god. The lack of education…
@shannontreiber1070
I mean, she did plant all those land mines in Gaza 🤷♂️
@@AdamFisherAnd we just took pics and clapped. Shameful!
This is the most honest, realistic, brutal, and *precise* description I’ve ever heard of this country and its populace. It’s depressing but at least someone with a platform can actually recognize and describe where we are.
Mass shootings, new wars, the holidays!! Things are really starting to look up for anybody that listens to this podcast. Tim almost back to prime form.
It’s really bold of Tim to have Rosie O’Donnell open his show, especially wearing the latest fashion in New York City. Our American Hero continues to inspire.
Rosie O Donnel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tim Dillon, the greatest orator of our time. A thought leader without an equal.
Tim’s insight is really more meaningful than any corporate media talking heads can ever hope to achieve. On top of that he makes it funny as well. Love this guy.
Truly think he’s one of the the most brilliant minds of our time. No joke.
I agree. I have a genuine respect for Tim.
Oh man I'm a Marine and I dressed up like that for Halloween once after the war.
This was so epic on so many levels side splitting
Thanks me for your serve sauce
@@STROONZONY
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Tim you gotta put out the book about boomers out quick! I want to show my Mom and Dad how bad they were as parents before they die... thanks timmy.
THE VACUUM GENERATION!
Bro I’m so pissed i preordered for November it’s pushed back to 2024
@@TeamBOBBYEE I also am upset about it.
No way bro, you have a Mother and a Father ...lol ..
Just show your parents this comment .. Lol
You know your Mom AND Dad?
Jesus the thumbnail alone is already bonkers and I’m stoked for this ep!
Seeing the thumbnail was exactly what I needed😂🎭👏🏻🫡🎙
I'm here for Tim's accurate rants and raves!
I’m here for Andy’s mom
Yo mama is here for Tim's accurate rants and raves.
And my gay dad 👨
I'd love to see Tim in a rave.
Yes😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
“Exercise in the futility of opinions” is Tim at his best.
Love how Tim acknowledges and trolls all things made important to both majorities of thought.
He mocks the stupidity in conflict and also raises the benefits for conflict.
War is never a good thing, but humor is more needed than ever.
And yet again Tim Dillon pushes the envelope just a lil bit further and with a degree of difficulty still manages to walk the tightrope of being one of the internet’s funniest, most insightful, and introspective voices
Tap dancing 💃 on the high wire
Long live the king pig! I was sad and afraid that we would never again enjoy the greatness of Covid-era Tim Dillon, but here we are. Praise god from whom all blessings flow.
Uncle Tim back with telling it how it is.
As a morbidly obese fentanyl addict who commits sex crimes I want to state for the record that I do not object to this war.
You could quit anytime you want at least
Don't be a quitter
That's pretty much the only type of person who couldn't object lol
This is the best AA meeting I’ve ever attended on zoom
A Masterpiece of comedy this is award worthy. I hope your skin gets better soon!
funny hilarious while making us think
so good , so accurate , so smart , much needed perspective …… makes me wanna sign a letter
I would even make an account.
Thank You Tim for being You and putting things into perspective once again. I hope Everyone is doing well and having a great weekend!
YEAAAASSSS so happy it’s out right now 😂😂 need this for the rest of my gardening.
My Catholic 8th grade trip was from Indianapolis to the St. Louis Anheuser Budweiser factory. We saw the Clydesdales… our teachers drank beer. Merica’
my only moral objection to this conflict is the lack of Trans representation 🦄👑
Big Mike will scare Hamas off
He said 'trans-fats' somewhere in the first third of the fecking pod.
this will be a much underrated comment
I like to believe the rave had a few.
@@blindthrall 'they' had margerine at rave?!? well,that explains afukinglot...
Haven’t made it through the first minute and I’m already laughing. ❤
God what an amazing opening bit! Truly had me laughing in my car listening to this!
Princess diana bear might be my favorite thing ever. Hilarious
The thumbnail for this video had me dying laughing before I even watched anything
Talking about call centers and then a Morgan ad read. The levels of satire are deepening.
The war at home analysis is on point.
My dog may run away here, but at least I didn’t have a rocket land on the 🏠
“ I really see the point now of really getting into someone’s eyes “ 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Tim Dillion in full Pizza Hut outfit is perfection
Tim Dillon gives me the impression he could do a 24 hour livestream comedy podcast for maybe 2 weeks without sleeping and potentially even taking a breath in. Edit: And without using any notes, agenda, plans, or any system of prompts whatsoever.
Protect this man at ALL costs 😢❤
💯
There's no way to skip over this thumbnail without seeing wtf Tim is doing 😂
America most trusted news source
“We are all passengers on a voyage”
There it is my G!
War all the time. Shoutout to Thursday
It’s way deeper than the tunnels 😎
This is one of the most important tim episode in months tbh. Loving it
The return to glory. We eat good today!
Hes changing lives
You better believe I'll be at that Dallas show!! So grateful for these episodes
Tim and Russell help keep me sane. Alex too! You don't even have to agree with them, just appreciate that they are (still) here!!
33 mins in - hats off Tim, this is a masterpiece.
I work offshore in Singapore and listening to this on my break was just what I needed today
Go sing a poor fentanyl addict a song of freedom you tax evader.
I watch Tim Dillon to watch the world spirit of America at work. He is us, and to watch him is to better know America, while having a belly roar of laughter
Listening to this 11 months after it came out and Tim is right! All out war
The whole draft rant was hillarious
The bandit mask tan line while he robs us of our time with his grift really moved me. Stunning.
Brilliance. Love the solo/ no guest format
Timmy, you made some really good points on this podcast man I love listening to you, but this one was extra special. Honestly I think you’re hit it on the head bro.
The funniest straight Jewish Muslim comedian I’ve ever seen
And ex gay cocaine addict.
Starting this 1 minute after its release, obsessively wait for it! That is how vital Tim is to my mental heath on Saturday afternoons. Complete ZEN right now hearing his witty quips concerning the utter horrors of our 🌍
Coming out in the costume was brilliant. And hilarious! Thanks for the high quality content. This pod might be better than JRE, it’s honest as hell and funny
The thumbnail alone cured my bigotry and homophobia and replaced it with a new pair of sunglasses.
seeing tim do a draft kings ad is like seeing your best friend from high school begging for change on the street.
I know what you're saying, but also it fits perfectly with everything he stands for
Maybe it's like if your best friend from high school was a drug addled delinquent and when you see him begging you're like "daym... but this makes sense"
Go see Tim live his hour is amazing. Saw him in Hampton beach and it was the best live show I’ve seen.
Saw him in Atlantic City. It was terrific!
I hate that I like this so much. You are brave. Best Late night show that isn't. Well played
Well, how shady and silly does (imo) the worlds finest comedian look in that head garb 😂 1:22
TIMBO YOU’RE FIRE BROTHER! 🌬️🔥🔥🔥
I really dig that design for your tour flyer - can you give a shoutout to whoever did that? Mad props - coming from a graphic designer here, myself.
“Is this misses Donnelley?” I hear echoes of Chris Farley here LOL
Tim describing America sounds like someone describing Germany back in the day
When Freud was going through his massive amounts of personal use of cocaine, culminating 30 years later, it being in tonics and soda's for the general public in the US until outlawed in 1914, with the 1st world war starting that year and Hitler using cocaine etc etc and current leaders in the white house taking cocaine or at least bags of crack/cocaine found there, that ain't a bad comparison.
Side note, if 80% of the homeless in USA spend 50 dollars a day on drugs that's 25 million, a day, somebody's getting paid..
How dare you… America has more freedom of being facetious, sarcastic, and funny🙏
I think… for now🤷🏼♂️
False, those krauts definitely cared about their birthright.
False on many fronts, America is more like one of those in-between states that doesn't get walked over but really should be Switzerland for a century.
Always love when people say other's are wrong without proving why, to a throwaway comment.
Are you saying Germany shouldn't be Switzerland for a century?
*USA is very close to becoming Israel.@@eno6712
turbulence makes the flight go by a little faster 💀
This is the Tim I love. Savagely pinpointing the futility of 21st century American life.
This is a recent podcast I’ve heard of Tim Dillon’s and he’s just so good at what he does. I study him, his personality is perf
The most talented ranter off the cuff possibly ever
Tim Dillon & Bill Burr
I heard the Maine shooter is a Tim Dillon patreon subscriber
That's that old school, SHT!!!!! ...... good show, today 😂
I don’t appreciate Tim calling my service out. I immediately thought of 2003 while in marines sitting on a boat eating care packages meant for heros while our jets bombed Iraqi Walmart parking lots
Princess Diana bear has become my favourite part of this show. Absolutely kills me 😂
Tim you are a beacon of light and hope in these dark times 😂❤
nah the line about paragliding to his aunt has me cracking up
Plot twist: Tim's aunt is on a megaphone at the Frontline demoralizing both sides.
Honestly, I didn't look at the thumbnail, and when the ad stopped and tim popped up I nearly burst a blood vessel in my eyeball laughing
Christ the fans of this show are nuts 😂
13:59 Tim does a really good muscle man impression
Tim Dillon is on the Mount Rushmore of podcasting.
“Our population is Morbidly obese fentanyl addicts” 🤣 😆
Love this episode! I think Tim speaks more and more truth! Can't stop laughing.
Ah! Boston dates. Very Good. Too bad I'm broke right now. Oh well, I guess I will sell my computer and then I can afford a ticket.
Right on time as always! ❤
Thanks Tim.
Its a travesty of timing that we'll never get to see Patrice O'Neil on the Tim Dillon show.
One of the best parts of Tim Dillon is I get to listen ad free
it’s a real knife fight out there
There are 2 things holding Tim back:
- Being on youtube
- Not being justifiably racist. And by justifiably I mean, simply noticing things and talking about them. No fabrication is necessary. Just, you know, noticing things.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show ❤️
One thing I enjoy about this guy, is he gets that INFO WARS look in his eyes, and it makes me nostalgic. Its like a bud light with the president.