@@xMRxZEROx I actually went to bed right at half time because I was disgusted.....I am now thinking Maroon 5 is the new Nickle Back......Austin would be fantastic at arranging the entertainment and advertising. Who do we have to call or email?
This show is a good laugh, every time! I don't know how so many people know Jared's channel, but not DickeyDines! RUclips recommended it for me almost immediately! Been a fan for a few years, now!
Shadow censorship? I know RUclips has issued a new policy that states if they think your channel isn’t commercially viable; they will remove you.(this policy is based on the RUclips overlords opinion of your content). If they think they can’t make money on you, or your content is “offensive”, then they’ll remove content, channels, viewer reach, subscriptions, put live videos on hold to be reviewed. I’m pretty sure these guys have more people then is shown. Anyways Have a great day! God bless. :D
I was drunk one time at a festival and missed the last buss, so a buddy of my and me decided to walk home. After 10 miles we reached our hometown and found a bunch of chairs that were still pretty good thrown out, so my buddy wanted them and we had to carry them all across the town. In the park a black dog ran up to us and started barking, the dog got called back by the owner and we continued on. It was like 4 am when i went home from my buddy's place and decided to stop by my parents house for a snack. My dad was awake and told me how he was walking the dog in the park and saw some weirdos carrying a bunch of chairs in the middle of the night.
12:55 When Austin finally defeats the evil & mysterious hat sticker. He saved his own life in that moment, and perhaps even Jared's, unbeknownst to even himself. This day will always be remembered.
I would probably actually go back to watching TV if Austin were to advertise stuff on TV. Commercials they have had on TV for the last 20 years have been the most retarded unimaginative garbage I have ever seen. It makes me uninterested in a product even if I was interested before I saw the ad. Save us, Austin, from terrible TV commercials. lol
My friend called me one day and said his cat randomly had a seizure. His cat's pretty old so I didn't really see it as too odd. When his cat was done having the seizure it just continued on like nothing happened. When he took his cat to the vet, the vet pretty much told him "yeah cats do that sometimes." And just left it at that.
I got chased by a black bear when i was visiting my uncle in alaska. It charged me while i was on my uncle's ATV and i gunned it so hard that the front end flew up and almost threw me off.
I like that your ads are not hastily spoken and mumbled all the way through. Actually you guys are some of the most clearly spoken youtubers I know of.
We were doing night land navigation training in the army when my buddy and I saw two glowing orbs reflecting off our red lense flashlights. Initially we chalked it up as being one of those reflector signs used for indicating underground power wires. Until half an hour later when range safety halted the excersise because of a mountain lion being located in the exact area we saw those glowing orbs.
A little late, but I'm a package delivery driver in Kentucky. It's Summer now and we have massive horseflies. I deliver entirely in the country to a lot of horse farms and other farm properties. I left my side door open while stopped to make a delivery and when I got back in the van a horsefly had gotten in without my knowing. While driving down the road it buzzed behind my head and went for the closed driver side window and just kept buzzing inches from my head and face. Growing up I had an insane fear of large flying insects. Needless to say, my PTSD kicked in and as a 30 year old man, I was yelling for my life. Luckily I kept the work van on the road and was able to open the window for the beast to escape. This happened 3 times that same day! All within 2 hours!
God, Jared describes the cat panic perfectly with that headphone story. Same thing happened to one of my cats with a heavy spool of curling ribbon for gift wrapping that got knotted onto his hind paw, and that's exactly what it's like. I still have little triangle-shaped scars from his claws when I had to grab him and wedge the tip of a pair of scissors between his paw and the tightened knot. I still feel horrible, 20+ years later. Sorry, baby Waldo.
When I was younger, I was in the forest with my grandparents and a deer ran up to me and took my hat off my head with its antler. I was upset and wanted my hat back, so grandfather then ran after it.
My parents went camping once. They were making hot dogs over a fire when a raccoon walks up to them, picks up one of the hot dogs in a bun, puts the meat in it's mouth, tosses the bun into the fire, and walks away.
Love your new, more expressive Style of editing. Hope you have as much Joy in filming as we viewers have in witnessing your creativity. Keep up the good work.
I thought I saw a mountain lion sleeping in my barn once... I even called the park rangers and everything... turned out it was just a dang ol' raccoon...
My mom encountered a mountain lion while walking her dog in a residential neighborhood. They've been showing up in people's backyards, right in the middle of town!
My cat had diarrhea once that looked like straight queso dip. The same cat got a plastic bag wrapped around her leg and tore across the house with it crinkling after her. It was intense
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I'm honored that my comment got Austin to anger blow himself. Thanks guys for featuring me. I needed that laugh.
Lucky boi
That was hilarious, buddy!
Nora Ness thanks! Lol
your dog is whack.
willstarr123 he was. I dont know what was wrong with him but he was great either way lol. He kept things entertaining.
Dickey's sponsorship ads get weirder and weirder... love it though
I legit thought this said Disney for a sec..
I fucking LOVE that Dickey is in charge of ads. I have to wonder how these companies feel about his ad spots though. 🤣
@@xMRxZEROx It was a great video! It was better than any super bowl commercial.
@@penelopegarcia6573 Right?! We need to put Austin in charge of all the superbowl ads. And the halftime show. 🤟🏻🤣
@@xMRxZEROx I actually went to bed right at half time because I was disgusted.....I am now thinking Maroon 5 is the new Nickle Back......Austin would be fantastic at arranging the entertainment and advertising. Who do we have to call or email?
Where’s that second “Guess that song in one second” episode?
yeet If you were, you’d have capitalized your own name
Why TF doesn’t this channel have more subscribers? It should have a million by now
Nick Shepley It’s cause they’re not Metalcore heads
This show is a good laugh, every time! I don't know how so many people know Jared's channel, but not DickeyDines! RUclips recommended it for me almost immediately! Been a fan for a few years, now!
Exactly
Shadow censorship? I know RUclips has issued a new policy that states if they think your channel isn’t commercially viable; they will remove you.(this policy is based on the RUclips overlords opinion of your content). If they think they can’t make money on you, or your content is “offensive”, then they’ll remove content, channels, viewer reach, subscriptions, put live videos on hold to be reviewed. I’m pretty sure these guys have more people then is shown. Anyways Have a great day! God bless. :D
Dickey's sponsored ads are amazing, "I hope there are coins involved"
Dickey makes the bests sponsor ads ever 😂
"Daddy Dines is gonna be mad at me"
Austin Dickey - 2019
I was drunk one time at a festival and missed the last buss, so a buddy of my and me decided to walk home. After 10 miles we reached our hometown and found a bunch of chairs that were still pretty good thrown out, so my buddy wanted them and we had to carry them all across the town. In the park a black dog ran up to us and started barking, the dog got called back by the owner and we continued on. It was like 4 am when i went home from my buddy's place and decided to stop by my parents house for a snack. My dad was awake and told me how he was walking the dog in the park and saw some weirdos carrying a bunch of chairs in the middle of the night.
Austin can you try to replicate that koala noise? Please?
Excuse me
What the fuck?
I would be interested in hearing that, as well!
12:58 that sound Austin makes is just so weird I love it
"I wonder what Onision's up to."
*cuts to Austin anger blowing himself*
If you mash the rewind on phone it makes Dickey do a sick dance. Like this so we bring light on dickeys mad crump skills.
Imagine walking in Australia, hearing what sounds like Satan singing then seeing this adorable Koala coming out
12:57 imma use this as a breakdown line
12:55 When Austin finally defeats the evil & mysterious hat sticker. He saved his own life in that moment, and perhaps even Jared's, unbeknownst to even himself. This day will always be remembered.
Your ads are the best of any vid maker.
One of my favorite animal encounter vids is the guy in the parking lot who got visited by a goat and a llama
Caleb Mathis yes! That one seriously makes me cry laughing!
I would probably actually go back to watching TV if Austin were to advertise stuff on TV. Commercials they have had on TV for the last 20 years have been the most retarded unimaginative garbage I have ever seen. It makes me uninterested in a product even if I was interested before I saw the ad. Save us, Austin, from terrible TV commercials. lol
2:35 Austin turned into a Black Metal vocalist.
I can replay that angry self-blow of Austin over and over
“Anger blow yourself” - Austin Dickey 2019
My friend called me one day and said his cat randomly had a seizure. His cat's pretty old so I didn't really see it as too odd. When his cat was done having the seizure it just continued on like nothing happened. When he took his cat to the vet, the vet pretty much told him "yeah cats do that sometimes." And just left it at that.
Where was this Vet? Behind a CVS?
15:25 the last thing Euronymous heard before it was too late
😂👊
Dat koala can SLAM!
Austin in that ad read lookin like the love child of Brendan Frazier and a damn egg.
Sweet Victory metal cover by DickeyDines when?
x2spooky4me make this happen
The koala mating call sounds like a reverse David Draiman!
12:58 Me when I found out this video wasn't sponsored by War Robots
Highkey love the quick Chelsea Grin burn Jared threw in there
Is Vince considered an animal?
I was going to go to sleep because I have school tomorrow but I saw this notification and immediately changed my mind and clicked this video
I got chased by a black bear when i was visiting my uncle in alaska. It charged me while i was on my uncle's ATV and i gunned it so hard that the front end flew up and almost threw me off.
Legend has it Austin is still playing coin master to this day
I cant explain why, but the first 40 secs were like the funniest thing i have legit ever seen
Jared Dines is the craziest animal I've ever encountered
I like that your ads are not hastily spoken and mumbled all the way through. Actually you guys are some of the most clearly spoken youtubers I know of.
“I was given a cow tooth when I was young.” This explains everything. Lol
The only channel where I don't skip the ads. Actually the only channel i LOOK FORWARD to the ads!
I genuinely enjoy watching Austin’s adds 😂
15:26 Your friend listening to metal for the first time. 😂😂😂
I love how Austin really makes the ads feel like a skit within the video.
Another delicious dickeydines feature
E.Z C. Ads suck to watch so I’m making it my mission to make them creative at least!
@@Dickey7861 We appreciate it!
That moment when you have work early in the morning but it's almost 11 and dickey dines comes though your notifications, so you say fuck that shit xD
We were doing night land navigation training in the army when my buddy and I saw two glowing orbs reflecting off our red lense flashlights. Initially we chalked it up as being one of those reflector signs used for indicating underground power wires. Until half an hour later when range safety halted the excersise because of a mountain lion being located in the exact area we saw those glowing orbs.
Dickys ad sponsorship was more entertaining than the entire superbowl
I can believe it! 😂
Austin can Be So Psychic that it’s so Awesome
What a way to start off the week
Seeing the bois get sponsors always makes me happy, this is my favorite channel on you tube at the moment.
12:58
I always come back to this when i'm in a bad mood 🤣🤣🤣
By this point I half come just for Austins opening ads. 😆😆😆
Half-cum?
"new vocalist for Chelsea Grin" got me HARD fug
13:13 Your dog's been watching a lot of Sleepaway Camp, huh?
legeogame my god she’s a boy
I love you guys, you make life worth it! Seriously, I fucking love you guys. Not in a creepy way, just like a I'm so hapoy you exist way.
15:06 Yo, the new Infant Annihilator song sounds sick
I love that there was the Saw music in the background. Game over
14:43 is that Infant Annihilator playing in the background?
That monologue with the poem was awesome
Hunstman spiders are super docile though, buddy just wanted a lift he thought it was the uber
I love your add breaks on these videos! You've somehow made sponsorship cuts entertaining :)
There is no schedule to your videos lol
LIFE IS MORE FUN WHEN ITS SPONTANEOUS
@@TheDickeyDinesShow Best day ever 😁
That's the best part!
you can't force art.
The Dickey commercials are the best
"We're doing something" - Jared Dines, 2019
Thank you Jared dines for forever changing the way I pronounce cat!!
Love this channel. One of the few I have notifications on for. You guys always make me laugh, so thanks for that. Keep up the good shit.
The Saw theme got me rolling on the sponsorship 😂
A little late, but I'm a package delivery driver in Kentucky. It's Summer now and we have massive horseflies. I deliver entirely in the country to a lot of horse farms and other farm properties. I left my side door open while stopped to make a delivery and when I got back in the van a horsefly had gotten in without my knowing. While driving down the road it buzzed behind my head and went for the closed driver side window and just kept buzzing inches from my head and face. Growing up I had an insane fear of large flying insects. Needless to say, my PTSD kicked in and as a 30 year old man, I was yelling for my life. Luckily I kept the work van on the road and was able to open the window for the beast to escape. This happened 3 times that same day! All within 2 hours!
God, Jared describes the cat panic perfectly with that headphone story. Same thing happened to one of my cats with a heavy spool of curling ribbon for gift wrapping that got knotted onto his hind paw, and that's exactly what it's like. I still have little triangle-shaped scars from his claws when I had to grab him and wedge the tip of a pair of scissors between his paw and the tightened knot. I still feel horrible, 20+ years later. Sorry, baby Waldo.
I love it how you played the whole Keillen Allith project in the background 😂
Jared is the funnies when he gets concerned lol
Austins ads are the best
Never thought I'd make it big : ') thanks for the shout out
I once watched a fox and a deer fight...
The deer won... Still shaken over seeing that.
"Festering like a wound left in the sunlight to blister," I'm going to use that on the Daily now.
I can't even remember how many times my local bears came to hang out when I was blasting Amon Amarth on the whole volume.
That guttural koala is the new wave
I’ve been subbed since 800 subs and I never got over you guy
I hit that like button so hard when I heard Dylan Thomas' poem. Damn, I love it
Koala= death metal screaming god
The immediate face drop when they hear the koala 😂😂
That Koala sounds like Silent Hill 1's soundtrack at certain points in the game.
When I was younger, I was in the forest with my grandparents and a deer ran up to me and took my hat off my head with its antler. I was upset and wanted my hat back, so grandfather then ran after it.
My parents went camping once.
They were making hot dogs over a fire when a raccoon walks up to them, picks up one of the hot dogs in a bun, puts the meat in it's mouth, tosses the bun into the fire, and walks away.
9:55 ,,This is me dying in your arms" , Trivium
I love Jared’s accent at the beginning
Love your new, more expressive Style of editing. Hope you have as much Joy in filming as we viewers have in witnessing your creativity. Keep up the good work.
André T. Appreciate this comment deeply ❤️🤤🍼
I like that boulder. That's a nice boulder.
That beginning tho 😂
The last part of Austins sponsorship segment should be song lyrics
One time i woke up to my cat sleeping on my face, freaked out and got my face clawed up something fierce.
Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly!
I'm living for the fact that you guys sung in the arms of an angel after my story tbh
*Laughing and making Jokes about the Koalas then Hears The mating Call and Think it’s a Spawn Of Satan*
0:35 "Hi welcome to Chili's"
I thought I saw a mountain lion sleeping in my barn once... I even called the park rangers and everything... turned out it was just a dang ol' raccoon...
My mom encountered a mountain lion while walking her dog in a residential neighborhood. They've been showing up in people's backyards, right in the middle of town!
I bet it was just a dang ol' raccoon... it's easy to get them confused with each other...
@@Evilwhiteclownpunk We may very well have some big-ass raccoons around here, but who am I to call my mama a liar, right? 😂
Yo that Keillen Allith in the background
Yea we have a koala living in one of our trees so i hear that like every other night
My cat had diarrhea once that looked like straight queso dip. The same cat got a plastic bag wrapped around her leg and tore across the house with it crinkling after her. It was intense
My story was in this video! I'm the dude who got his hand/lower arm eaten by a cow lol
10:11 The best part of the song. Shoutouts to Dickie Allen
The editing in this one, top notch
It smells like Danny Devito’s underboob
**Jared dies of laughter**
I imagine Danny DeVito who has a lot of money probably smells good
What video is that even from?
Manwhochangedhisnameonyoutube Beanboozeled Challenge
12:57 this made me laugh way too much and I have a bad throat, ahh
My cat had a seizure when I was holding him and pissed himself. Poor bastard