The Best Cat Back Scratch

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @rocketlaunch99
    @rocketlaunch99 7 лет назад +12126

    So you weren't exaggerating when you said best cat scratch ever.
    Surprising.

    • @boulderman1357
      @boulderman1357 7 лет назад +116

      rocketlaunch99 you wanna know what's not surprising saving 15 percent or more when you switch to GEICO lol

    • @nopenope2461
      @nopenope2461 7 лет назад +55

      Master Sensei that joke bombed worse then one of Kim Jung Un's nukes

    • @boulderman1357
      @boulderman1357 7 лет назад +13

      FUCKINGG STOPPP LOL

    • @maximumeffect3149
      @maximumeffect3149 7 лет назад +7

      meaawyawyawyawyawyaw

    • @nathanfernandez5973
      @nathanfernandez5973 6 лет назад +9

      I think you just broke your cat

  • @cosmo9925
    @cosmo9925 Год назад +14999

    Lil dude got a factory reset with that back scratch

  • @Phoenix7786
    @Phoenix7786 5 лет назад +6993

    That's got to be one Hell of a back scratch when it causes the cat to speak in tongues...

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 5 лет назад +77

      Well, unfortunately God didn't give the Holy Ghost to cats, lol!!

    • @tea_with_pukie2840
      @tea_with_pukie2840 5 лет назад +71

      @@johnw2026 did you comment that seriously? I really hope you don't believe that stupid stuff

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 5 лет назад +82

      @@tea_with_pukie2840 if its in the Bible i believe it.

    • @telemonlikehappy
      @telemonlikehappy 5 лет назад +13

      Tea_with_ Lucas I really hope you don’t like stupid asmr

    • @AuroraIceFlame
      @AuroraIceFlame 5 лет назад +46

      Hes speaking enchantment table.

  • @MrRashidTV
    @MrRashidTV Год назад +1653

    the first backscratch was so good, you sent him into hyperspace

    • @AliageTaqi
      @AliageTaqi 5 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

    • @secho88
      @secho88 4 месяца назад +10

      bro left him a changed man

    • @henriquedz
      @henriquedz 2 месяца назад +2

      sim, realmente os gatos vao para outras dimensões quando fazemos carinho do jeito certo

    • @catlikemeew
      @catlikemeew Месяц назад +3

      _Æ._
      -Garf 2023

    • @tmar8959
      @tmar8959 24 дня назад

      Arching its back and sheed

  • @sabtuxahad
    @sabtuxahad 3 года назад +3374

    0:06
    skill unlocked: teleportation

  • @Gold0rion
    @Gold0rion 5 лет назад +9161

    That directly translates to “I require lasagna John”

    • @Ichigo-ye1nq
      @Ichigo-ye1nq 5 лет назад +82

      The GamingRocket have you seen the drawn picture for that meme 😂😂 god it's terrifying

    • @Gold0rion
      @Gold0rion 5 лет назад +31

      Ichigo3316 its something straight out of a nightmare

    • @pochijr9255
      @pochijr9255 5 лет назад +91

      r/imsorryjon

    • @nunosoares2329
      @nunosoares2329 5 лет назад +11

      Oh maaaan... Now I want lasagna. Siiighhh...

    • @beast99
      @beast99 5 лет назад +5

      @@Ichigo-ye1nq iamsorryjon

  • @randomheadshot4291
    @randomheadshot4291 7 лет назад +7059

    0:05 he was not ready at all

    • @randomheadshot4291
      @randomheadshot4291 7 лет назад +220

      Wolverine 7777 wut??

    • @hilmatrix
      @hilmatrix 7 лет назад +7

      "Oh, no.. not again"

    • @troubledseed
      @troubledseed 7 лет назад +8

      Watch at 1.25 speed its fuckin so funny

    • @Sodalemonz
      @Sodalemonz 6 лет назад

      Random Headshot You are welcome for 666 likes.

    • @AngelDustSimp69
      @AngelDustSimp69 6 лет назад +1

      My name is awwww what's the matter cutie why are you so mad?

  • @FangWCUE
    @FangWCUE 5 месяцев назад +230

    My cat looked up from his sleep when that cat went”AYAYAYSYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAY”

  • @malohn2068
    @malohn2068 4 года назад +22382

    0:06 when you accidently cancel tame pet

  • @LFjuniorful
    @LFjuniorful 5 лет назад +21797

    Human, if you scratch my back I'll grant you wisdom.
    *AyAYayAyAYaYaYAY*

  • @joshguye
    @joshguye 5 лет назад +7253

    0:05
    When the back scratch is so good you get launched into oblivion.

    • @-KeepSmile-
      @-KeepSmile- 5 лет назад +61

      Joshguye i can't breath lmmaoo 😂

    • @lesleygalvin3239
      @lesleygalvin3239 5 лет назад +36

      aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAH

    • @enfinklump
      @enfinklump 5 лет назад +16

      Joshguye I’m wheezing 😂😂

    • @bogusmetz
      @bogusmetz 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @Syrune54
      @Syrune54 5 лет назад +21

      *T H E P R O P H E C Y I S T R U E*

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Год назад +307

    We just witnessed this man factory reset a cat 💀

  • @voxhh
    @voxhh 5 лет назад +773

    0:05 when its your first time skydiving

  • @randomizer368
    @randomizer368 5 лет назад +4798

    *W H E R E ' S M Y L A S A N G E , J O N ?*

    • @kaloianmitrev6279
      @kaloianmitrev6279 5 лет назад +30

      Yah my 1st thought was Garfield!

    • @dingo3905
      @dingo3905 5 лет назад +16

      @@kaloianmitrev6279 isn't that his name? It says in the description

    • @ClairvoyantDreams358
      @ClairvoyantDreams358 5 лет назад +8

      Dingo She also calls him Garfie.

    • @dingo3905
      @dingo3905 5 лет назад +2

      The room was polluted with noise when I watched the video so I could only hear the cat's noises

    • @inktonythekaonashigaster6631
      @inktonythekaonashigaster6631 5 лет назад +10

      r/imsorryjon

  • @asif8583
    @asif8583 Год назад +567

    Orange Cat's are the most friendy

  • @koushikrajaa3435
    @koushikrajaa3435 5 лет назад +4002

    0:14 singing in a choir even when you don't know the lyrics. 😂

  • @blingbling574
    @blingbling574 2 года назад +1686

    When I was growing up, my neighbours had a black tomcat. He would walk 500 feet meowing just to get some back scratching. He sired many kittens and was a good dad.

    • @allietheotaku
      @allietheotaku Год назад +37

      Awe hehe that’s cute

    • @virtualsocialretreat8234
      @virtualsocialretreat8234 Год назад +21

      what a pleasant comment

    • @jasonvargas7564
      @jasonvargas7564 Год назад +39

      We love good dads, especially when they’re cats

    • @saenekokun2723
      @saenekokun2723 Год назад +7

      how many kitten so far?

    • @SatanicBarbeque
      @SatanicBarbeque Год назад +12

      And I would meow 500 ft, and I would meow 500 more, just to be the cat that walks 500 ft to throw up at your door, DA DA DUH DA, (da da duh da) DA DA DUH DA, (da da duh da) DA DADADUM DADADUM DADA DA DADA DA DADUM.

  • @Arlifes
    @Arlifes 6 лет назад +1954

    *cat.exe* has stopped working

    • @devinharris9284
      @devinharris9284 5 лет назад +1

      Failed successfully

    • @pessimiztcburger743
      @pessimiztcburger743 5 лет назад

      *1.5K likes*
      *Has only 5 comments*
      *_V I S U A L L Y A P P E A R S A U T H E N T I C_*

    • @Mrlimbus2060
      @Mrlimbus2060 5 лет назад

      @@pessimiztcburger743 yea i didnt laugh

    • @christian_kansas
      @christian_kansas 5 лет назад

      That cat just had a bug, he will hopefully work fine during the next days

    • @SareN36
      @SareN36 Год назад

      at 6 seconds)))

  • @LandoMemes
    @LandoMemes 11 месяцев назад +52

    0:06 The Back Scratch Was So Good He Ran Away From It🤣

  • @user-nv9te8xn1l
    @user-nv9te8xn1l 4 года назад +15713

    mosquitos at 3am: 0:06

  • @amdelamar5659
    @amdelamar5659 3 года назад +6491

    I just realized he calls him “Garfie” because his name is probably Garfield

  • @vixbix21
    @vixbix21 5 лет назад +12208

    0:06 when a fly goes past your ear

  • @Komachichuu
    @Komachichuu Год назад +70

    No one:
    Orange cat: eAH- 💨

  • @daenite2480
    @daenite2480 5 лет назад +3009

    *first pet*
    _AAAGH_ *yeets self into another dimension*

  • @xXMaoKittyCatXx
    @xXMaoKittyCatXx 5 лет назад +3055

    0:05 i love how it was just a sudden cut of its meow 😂

  • @28stabwounds60
    @28stabwounds60 4 года назад +9754

    Dogs: *leg thing *
    Cats:* satanic tongues*

    • @Entschuldigungen
      @Entschuldigungen 4 года назад +96

      My cat does the leg thing

    • @Koragh_
      @Koragh_ 4 года назад +33

      @@helpmeiamenslaved3116 "Knock knock" PETA open up

    • @OriginalMice45
      @OriginalMice45 4 года назад +29

      leg thing lmaooo, I'm dying

    • @REGNiZZ
      @REGNiZZ 4 года назад +5

      666 likes

    • @llallogen7380
      @llallogen7380 4 года назад +49

      The leg thing button for the Cat Model is on their chest instead of their back, unlike the Dog Model's. I don't get why the developers aren't consistent between models, but it is what it is.

  • @connortg5
    @connortg5 Год назад +23

    Sir that was an alien pretending to be a cat
    You may have stopped the apocalypse with your kindness

  • @MisterOz1
    @MisterOz1 3 года назад +2922

    0:06 when you forgot to hold the clutch from neutral to 1st gear

  • @ivyper_7334
    @ivyper_7334 5 лет назад +1946

    Me: Time to go to sleep
    RUclips: But have you seen this?

  • @-Tidgy
    @-Tidgy 4 года назад +5231

    0:06 When mum says: _'there's guests coming, you have to come downstairs and say hello'..._

  • @Pidge0386
    @Pidge0386 Год назад +24

    Garfy garf.

  • @soon-sy2fe
    @soon-sy2fe 7 лет назад +569

    eoww, dadadadadadda errrrr lalala

  • @2v02
    @2v02 Год назад +5515

    He isn't a lad, he's a whole ladder

    • @allietheotaku
      @allietheotaku Год назад +47

      LMAO

    • @anshi5098
      @anshi5098 Год назад +79

      Oh god how do people come up with these 😭😭😭😭

    • @kylegaddison709
      @kylegaddison709 Год назад +32

      Brb dying from the wit

    • @Water8500
      @Water8500 Год назад +6

      @@anshi5098 Don’t say His name in vain.

    • @bambambi5918
      @bambambi5918 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 love ittt DLMAdfgrewe

  • @hautakleightontam771
    @hautakleightontam771 5 лет назад +12884

    So that's how they recorded dialogue for Animal Crossing...

  • @carljohnson9474
    @carljohnson9474 4 года назад +6816

    0:12 when he said mialalalalaoleoleoleoleole i felt that.

  • @PsychoKern
    @PsychoKern Год назад +54

    0:06 That random mosquito at 2AM near your ear be like

  • @thatonedamncommenter885
    @thatonedamncommenter885 5 лет назад +686

    Looks like you need to reprogram your cat from _scratch_

  • @rainbowlicious
    @rainbowlicious 6 лет назад +812

    0:14 my car engine won't start

  • @RH3D
    @RH3D 8 лет назад +2280

    that first meow killed me so funny

    • @SKer-l6c
      @SKer-l6c 7 лет назад +67

      RossHildick3D 0:06 LMAO

    • @mirsyad9828
      @mirsyad9828 7 лет назад +69

      RossHildick3D the kitty is like "AAAWWW hell nah"

    • @MrZarenix
      @MrZarenix 7 лет назад +37

      Ah... WOOSH!

    • @XXX-mu8gr
      @XXX-mu8gr 7 лет назад +24

      It sounds like a bigass fly

    • @pstuddy
      @pstuddy 7 лет назад +3

      its the 3rd not the 1st

  • @ArbiterofTruth
    @ArbiterofTruth Год назад +20

    I’m having a really awful morning and this helped a little.

  • @unconfirmed9
    @unconfirmed9 5 лет назад +1810

    0:05 When endermen steps on water by accident

  • @JungéShikisanki
    @JungéShikisanki Год назад +1862

    He was itching for such a long time, so He’s expressing his greatest gratitude

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 10 месяцев назад +9

      no don't do it it's a trap kitty set a trap to catch you off guard.🤣🤣🤣

    • @zeropolicy7456
      @zeropolicy7456 10 месяцев назад +20

      That spot for a lot of animals is a sensitive trigger. There's a nerve in the spot for a lot of 4 legged animals that triggers that kind of response when it's stimulated. Some humans experience a similar response when we clean our ears.

    • @gregritferdjr
      @gregritferdjr 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@zeropolicy7456so it feels extremely uncomfortable

    • @zap648
      @zap648 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@gregritferdjr So kind of like tickling?

    • @kingofdragons7
      @kingofdragons7 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@gregritferdjry'all are stupid, cats love this shit

  • @mayun07
    @mayun07 5 лет назад +2440

    Cat: yAyYaYyaYýÆåâăyyyayă
    Bob Ross: *Just gotta scratch the devil out of it"*

  • @actionfire4036
    @actionfire4036 29 дней назад +1

    Even 9 years later this video is still adorable! 🥰

  • @serenawilliams3475
    @serenawilliams3475 Год назад +4771

    He’s a plump little boi ❤️

    • @lindseysloan8735
      @lindseysloan8735 Год назад +78

      Yep. You can tell the whole neighborhood makes sure he gets breakfast, lunch and dinner and prob has his own daily routine of stopping by the homes soon as he wakes up.
      Also lots of neighborhood love...even though the original owner is probably oblivious to it all and don't understand how he is so chunk chunk...or don't want to believe he's cheating on them and ignore any signs.
      It takes a village to raise a child...and an outside cat!
      Lol
      P.S-I forgot to mention this is so oddly specific because our neighborhood has a cat named cheetah who's just like this. Some of us call her queen cheetah since she is obviously our streets royalty.

    • @nicholasshade1366
      @nicholasshade1366 Год назад +7

      🤎

    • @daleshelden8394
      @daleshelden8394 Год назад +5

      Boy

    • @lspdsnippets2645
      @lspdsnippets2645 Год назад +9

      i think shes pregnant-

    • @LevitheEldritchAbomination
      @LevitheEldritchAbomination Год назад +7

      ​@@lspdsnippets2645 nah
      Apparently the neighborhood cat goes by "he" so I think the neighborhood knows he's a dude, so I don't think he's pregnant

  • @narf1070
    @narf1070 5 лет назад +5762

    I love how the first time you touch them, they just explode off screen ( wow, look at this hilarious debate! Just a heads up, I didn’t even think about gender when commenting on this video. I just wanted to point out something that I enjoyed about this wonderful cat. Thanks for all the likes though, and the entertaining words!)

    • @nunes_6
      @nunes_6 5 лет назад +83

      i can't breathe //help 💀💀💀💀

    • @PoloRossi
      @PoloRossi 5 лет назад +39

      *GAME*

    • @nunes_6
      @nunes_6 5 лет назад +44

      @@jibranzulti3780 it's a non-binary cat 🐈

    • @jibranzulti3780
      @jibranzulti3780 5 лет назад +9

      @@nunes_6 k

    • @jarodreloj9311
      @jarodreloj9311 5 лет назад +11

      @@nunes_6 it is a binary star you dimwit

  • @fxpandu7
    @fxpandu7 3 года назад +2582

    the cat need love ❤

  • @benjin0311
    @benjin0311 Год назад +7

    Cat was like "What the hell just happened?...... I kinda liked it..... I think?" 😂

  • @chiefmangosuthubuthelezi8839
    @chiefmangosuthubuthelezi8839 7 лет назад +762

    Tried this to my cat, please inform others that results may vary. I’m typing this with bloody stumps right now!

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 7 лет назад +42

      Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi. Is your cat a Lynx or something

    • @Despotic_Waffle
      @Despotic_Waffle 6 лет назад +8

      Anastasia Siyankovsky the phrase picky fucker seems so harsh but how did you make it seem so loving and cute

    • @ItsCosmoTewulf
      @ItsCosmoTewulf 6 лет назад +1

      I tried doing that to both of my cats, and they don't seem to like it either. They never scratch me when that happens, though. So yeah, result definitely vary.

    • @jessiemcclendon175
      @jessiemcclendon175 6 лет назад

      KSound Kaiju my cat is a siamese lynx point and she loves back scratches

    • @pHixiq
      @pHixiq 6 лет назад +1

      Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi 😂😂😂

  • @GG64
    @GG64 7 лет назад +2737

    OH GOD
    THE GUNSHOTS
    THE SCREAMS
    MY FRIENDS

    • @tenkovito
      @tenkovito 7 лет назад +138

      Why are we still here? just to suffer?

    • @alexu8174
      @alexu8174 7 лет назад +118

      THEY WERE IN THE TREES MAN

    • @TR-vl2nb
      @TR-vl2nb 7 лет назад +37

      Hide Hide HHHHIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEE

    • @Greasmonky100
      @Greasmonky100 7 лет назад +71

      WE WERE JUST KIDS MAN! WE WERE JUST FREAKING KIDS!!!

    • @TYGR2115
      @TYGR2115 7 лет назад +32

      ALL THOSE FUCKING CHARLIES, MAN! I HAD TO DO IT!

  • @oilman4341
    @oilman4341 3 года назад +4405

    0:05 this part looked cinematic, idk why

  • @wwestrongmans
    @wwestrongmans Год назад +2

    Bro is over loaded with dopamine

  • @Zain.Basi1
    @Zain.Basi1 5 лет назад +363

    I don't remember typing the word 'exorcism' in the search bar?!

    • @snipedatpie
      @snipedatpie 5 лет назад

      Zain Alabedien this shit made my day~

  • @zay2x259
    @zay2x259 6 лет назад +4550

    *_Vietnam Flashback_*

    • @zamirmustafich1655
      @zamirmustafich1655 6 лет назад +40

      *MY BROTHER*

    • @bishal1125
      @bishal1125 6 лет назад +77

      Vietnam -flash- scratchback

    • @TACOMACARSCENEYT
      @TACOMACARSCENEYT 6 лет назад +4

      KENPACHI damn I was gonna comment that

    • @blackjaguar7720
      @blackjaguar7720 6 лет назад +3

      Althould im vietnamese but i have no idea what that mean

    • @gaiden8066
      @gaiden8066 6 лет назад +8

      BlackJaGuar it a reference to soldiers that came back from the Vietnam War with PTSD

  • @VOID_PLEX
    @VOID_PLEX 4 года назад +2252

    0:06 AA-

  • @amnbvcxz8650
    @amnbvcxz8650 8 месяцев назад +10

    What a well fed kitty cat 😍

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 5 лет назад +2464

    Fun fact: Cats have an erogenous zone on their lower back, close to the tail. When they mate the partner pushes against it, so they feel good. Thats why some cats have strong reactions to being scratched there.

    • @xxxcoruptcion5012
      @xxxcoruptcion5012 5 лет назад +562

      AY WHAT-

    • @Eeee-xl4xb
      @Eeee-xl4xb 5 лет назад +786

      This ruined the video for me

    • @themistysnowfield5095
      @themistysnowfield5095 5 лет назад +177

      Welp

    • @JJahat
      @JJahat 5 лет назад +329

      When i touch that part, their tails just lauches upwards XD

    • @tropicvibe
      @tropicvibe 5 лет назад +619

      My cat always responds strongly when touched or petted back there...all this time I didn't know i was turning her on

  • @xDragonGirlx
    @xDragonGirlx 7 лет назад +4142

    i think your cat is broken

    • @collinlane3893
      @collinlane3893 6 лет назад +6

      xDragonGirlx nope

    • @MK-bo5ug
      @MK-bo5ug 6 лет назад +107

      xDragonGirlx Catdroid not Working Please update to Catdroid 6.0

    • @nicoh332
      @nicoh332 6 лет назад +5

      Wd40 would help. I think

    • @boyorock2212
      @boyorock2212 6 лет назад +34

      Cat.exe has stopped working turn on sleep mode to resolve the solution

    • @itriggerpeople2620
      @itriggerpeople2620 6 лет назад +4

      Don't see any broken bones

  • @bizarrehumorouscomeback3840
    @bizarrehumorouscomeback3840 6 лет назад +701

    0:04 TURBO MODE ENGAGED

  • @claudespeed80
    @claudespeed80 6 месяцев назад +6

    Garfield has aged well over the years

  • @Green-vf6ff
    @Green-vf6ff 5 лет назад +3000

    Have you try turning it off and on again?

    • @dementedcodm5514
      @dementedcodm5514 5 лет назад +46

      I think it works properly now after the security update

    • @gmailemail7321
      @gmailemail7321 5 лет назад +7

      Ahhhhhhhhhh LOLOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @bonjovidaniel
      @bonjovidaniel 5 лет назад +14

      @@dementedcodm5514 theres an update? Gurl i don't knowwww. mines keep doing that, and i've read the whole instruction paper, but still no improvements, thanks for the info sis

    • @Green-vf6ff
      @Green-vf6ff 5 лет назад +11

      @@bonjovidaniel have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

    • @dementedcodm5514
      @dementedcodm5514 5 лет назад +8

      @@bonjovidaniel contact the manufacturers of the catto and get a answer happy to help

  • @shprite781
    @shprite781 5 лет назад +859

    Me: trying to sleep at 3 am
    Random mosquito: 0:05

    • @misemusemusic
      @misemusemusic 5 лет назад +23

      I can’t unhear it now!!! 😂

    • @user-tu9xs8fg4p
      @user-tu9xs8fg4p 5 лет назад +3

      Stop copying comments you saddo

    • @weasel4403
      @weasel4403 5 лет назад

      I feel you

    • @shprite781
      @shprite781 5 лет назад +3

      @@user-tu9xs8fg4p wtf are you on about

    • @exiles4527
      @exiles4527 5 лет назад +3

      WHY.DID.I.LAUGH.AT.EVERY.COMMENT

  • @puroanimates2956
    @puroanimates2956 3 года назад +9687

    Cat like: "YES, HUMAN IF YOU HAD A TAIL I WOULD DO IT BACK THIS IS SO AMAZING ITS LIKE TASTING WITH UR NERVES"

    • @iluvmuzic7298
      @iluvmuzic7298 3 года назад +125

      EEEE
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    • @puroanimates2956
      @puroanimates2956 3 года назад +50

      @@iluvmuzic7298 EEEEEEEEEEEE
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      EE
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      EEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Dreax5082
      @Dreax5082 3 года назад +27

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    • @Uncontrollable_Sphere
      @Uncontrollable_Sphere 3 года назад +101

      Lemme just say this...
      ███████╗
      ██╔════╝
      █████╗░░
      ██╔══╝░░
      ███████╗
      ╚══════╝

    • @iluvmuzic7298
      @iluvmuzic7298 3 года назад +32

      @@Uncontrollable_Sphere nice

  • @QuangLe-ob3lw
    @QuangLe-ob3lw 26 дней назад +3

    man unlock new cat language ☠️

  • @scottpeltier3977
    @scottpeltier3977 Год назад +621

    Scratch was so good, his communication skills started evolving at that moment to try and convey the pleasure he was experiencing

  • @parkhae-il9211
    @parkhae-il9211 3 года назад +1454

    The cat honestly never experienced a back scratch, so good that it was almost orgasmic 🤣

  • @gyranos716
    @gyranos716 7 лет назад +55855

    He's screaming because you filmed vertically
    Edit: Ah damn I've become one of them, also, chill the fuck out, it's a fucking joke and this comment was made 2 years ago

  • @Ms_Jaye
    @Ms_Jaye 8 месяцев назад +2

    Awwww you should get a cat brush to keep on you for when you see him; he will really love that 😸🧡

  • @HK-be2yp
    @HK-be2yp 7 лет назад +1892

    Is he having Vietnam flashbacks?

    • @meplo9452
      @meplo9452 7 лет назад +14

      😂😂

    • @mrt8554
      @mrt8554 7 лет назад +1

      HK 47 hope you not think all the same

    • @SkyFly102
      @SkyFly102 7 лет назад +8

      Oh, all those soldiers behind my back, poking me with their guns barrels, driving me insane!...

    • @barnstormer546
      @barnstormer546 7 лет назад +10

      THEY WERE IN THE TREES, MAN.

    • @k1mcheenoodle
      @k1mcheenoodle 7 лет назад +8

      He is having scratchbacks!

  • @Mustaali1
    @Mustaali1 5 лет назад +3716

    Cat is having Vietnam flashbacks

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp
    @MegaManXPoweredUp 5 лет назад +651

    Sounds like either a sad Donald Duck or a Yoshi.

  • @scm6406
    @scm6406 19 дней назад +1

    After so many years i finally found it

  • @XRavenHunt
    @XRavenHunt 6 лет назад +531

    Those who claim the cat is in pain are trolls. If the cat was in pain, the lady would have had her eyes clawed out by now.

    • @gerbilpmc
      @gerbilpmc 6 лет назад +30

      That's not a lady

    • @MonkeyDAnis
      @MonkeyDAnis 6 лет назад +63

      nathan c
      nowdays its very hard to tell if some one is a male, female or some attack helicopter
      i mean boys and girls wear the same things, have the same hair and talk the same way and act the same way

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 6 лет назад +16

      @I’m Gay no you're a dude, that's a man

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 5 лет назад +26

      Monkey.D Gzuz Damn man, imagine being so assblasted you complain about unrelated shit on a video about cats.

    • @GiddyGiddyGo
      @GiddyGiddyGo 5 лет назад

      @@akuljamwal3085 lol

  • @allanlegend5989
    @allanlegend5989 4 года назад +1134

    When it’s 3am and I need to stay quiet
    *stubs toe on corner*
    0:05

  • @evysoetrisno8065
    @evysoetrisno8065 8 лет назад +1270

    the cat is singing

    • @nastykamaleon472
      @nastykamaleon472 7 лет назад +4

      Scatman Jones ? 😂

    • @dobi287
      @dobi287 7 лет назад +11

      Borneo Cat yodeling, more specifically

    • @MrRune
      @MrRune 7 лет назад +9

      Borneo Cat YAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW WAWAW YAWAWAW

    • @Tadori-12
      @Tadori-12 7 лет назад +1

      Borneo Cat XD

    • @cephalonphantom3158
      @cephalonphantom3158 6 лет назад

      Evy Soetrisno ikr

  • @Pooper
    @Pooper Год назад +8

    0:06 Legendary Pokémon when your first capture attempt fails

  • @beef633
    @beef633 7 лет назад +822

    cat.exe has encountered a problem and needs to reset

  • @hokage1997
    @hokage1997 5 лет назад +706

    0:05 when you're washing dishes and you touch something slimy

  • @zordyc4345
    @zordyc4345 5 лет назад +3007

    Top 3 Mysterious things of the World
    Bermuda Triangle
    Area 51
    My RUclips Recommendations

    • @dejanukic5389
      @dejanukic5389 5 лет назад +13

      Unoriginal

    • @indiangirl874
      @indiangirl874 5 лет назад +1

      Same lol

    • @allen9239
      @allen9239 5 лет назад +5

      Is this even Mysterious?

    • @Veanixonn_
      @Veanixonn_ 5 лет назад +1

      And 666 likes under your comment

    • @eleckson
      @eleckson 5 лет назад +7

      The algorithm is weird, get over it. This comment doesn't need to be made by someone on EVERY recommended video.

  • @m4ppl
    @m4ppl Год назад +15

    “NO”
    “HUMAN”
    “STAY BACk”
    “ayayaayayayayayayayyayayayya”

  • @KyryloMudrokha
    @KyryloMudrokha 3 года назад +3174

    0:06 he wooshed faster than my father left me.

    • @luigi1867
      @luigi1867 3 года назад +18

      @Spidey as a member of their family (i dont wanna tell u their gender)... no he did not

    • @seohix
      @seohix 3 года назад +8

      @@luigi1867 if i call someone he that doesn't mean they're a male btw they can be a girl and use he him pronouns

    • @luigi1867
      @luigi1867 3 года назад +26

      @@seohix female dad
      female dad

    • @seohix
      @seohix 3 года назад +3

      @@luigi1867 im talking about the comment writer

    • @Tippy555
      @Tippy555 3 года назад +7

      @@seohix yea, but pronouns are decided by the person in question. if its unknown to you, its safer to use they/them.

  • @jibranzulti3780
    @jibranzulti3780 5 лет назад +417

    0:06 When you happily walking on the water but you feel something is thouching your legs

    • @uhm_5414
      @uhm_5414 5 лет назад +28

      L O L I didn’t realize that we were Jesus.

    • @Knx3k
      @Knx3k 5 лет назад +7

      Damn, this joke has exactly one person as a demographic and he been dead for a long ass timr

    • @silverphoenix2568
      @silverphoenix2568 5 лет назад

      omg i cant😂😂

    • @shreksgotabigonionywap6070
      @shreksgotabigonionywap6070 5 лет назад

      More like when u wake up n your leg dangling of the bed n u feel sumn touch it

  • @earthboundisawsome
    @earthboundisawsome 24 дня назад +1

    That cat's nerve network doubles as guitar strings

  • @Erec07
    @Erec07 4 года назад +1027

    0:05 I can watch this like forever

    • @ilvosio
      @ilvosio 4 года назад +10

      MwEEEEE for 10 hours make it happen

    • @DefinitelyNotHidan
      @DefinitelyNotHidan 3 года назад

      For decades

    • @SwavyPremium
      @SwavyPremium 3 года назад +1

      U still watchin?

    • @Erec07
      @Erec07 3 года назад +2

      @@SwavyPremium I never stopped

    • @SwavyPremium
      @SwavyPremium 3 года назад +2

      @@Erec07 I’m proud Erec. I’m proud

  • @mrtails8010
    @mrtails8010 5 лет назад +489

    Me in the first 10 seconds:
    *O H L A W D H E C O M I N*

    • @zk.moonxstars1493
      @zk.moonxstars1493 5 лет назад +3

      Ew

    • @floods156
      @floods156 5 лет назад +11

      @@zk.moonxstars1493 no this is hot

    • @dougneon9550
      @dougneon9550 4 года назад +1

      He's only a little chonk, talkin' like the little guys a meatball

    • @buggeta694
      @buggeta694 4 года назад

      *CHONK CHART*

    • @-MNZ-
      @-MNZ- 4 года назад

      Ew

  • @TheBackrooms_
    @TheBackrooms_ 5 лет назад +348

    Cat: Damn. My weakness has been found
    **runs away**
    Human: Come back here you cute cat

  • @RecoveringAhole
    @RecoveringAhole Год назад +7

    At first he was like woah wtf was that 👀
    Ok human… do it again.

  • @brizzle420
    @brizzle420 5 лет назад +623

    "My mind's tellin me nooOOOO!!"
    "But my body!?"
    "My BodIES *tElLiN mE YESSSS!!* "

  • @YoshiRocks57
    @YoshiRocks57 6 лет назад +432

    Me: Ok, its fine. Just say hello to her. Act natural
    Me when I walk up to her: 0:06

  • @ghkkggg1904
    @ghkkggg1904 6 лет назад +30028

    Does this glitch still work after the patch?

    • @justkorbii3180
      @justkorbii3180 6 лет назад +280

      ABC 123 LOL

    • @morssinistram5169
      @morssinistram5169 6 лет назад +839

      ABC 123 no you have to run a software program that has catnip in it and then scratch its back

    • @fadingintogames8278
      @fadingintogames8278 6 лет назад +273

      It was patched, sorry to say.
      The privacy policy and change log came last week.

    • @yektatumok8625
      @yektatumok8625 5 лет назад +81

      @@fadingintogames8278 nah dawg it is still working these dumbasses fixed the cat but it works with others

    • @fadingintogames8278
      @fadingintogames8278 5 лет назад +106

      @@yektatumok8625
      Fuck, I didn't read the change log entirely.

  • @SmDWeed
    @SmDWeed Год назад +12

    What an absolute unit of a cat

  • @Marco-pf6gj
    @Marco-pf6gj 5 лет назад +1987

    A fine boi ❌
    He chomnk ❌
    A heckin' chonker ❌
    HEFTY CHONK ❌
    MEGA CHONKER ✔️

    • @calyptelaironia6034
      @calyptelaironia6034 5 лет назад +47

      FATASS*

    • @berserkoflust7999
      @berserkoflust7999 5 лет назад +2

      @@calyptelaironia6034 boi

    • @samu10k91
      @samu10k91 5 лет назад +82

      OH LAWD HE COMING

    • @MissingPatel
      @MissingPatel 5 лет назад +23

      O LAWD HE COMIN

    • @Marco-pf6gj
      @Marco-pf6gj 5 лет назад +5

      @@samu10k91 yeah I was actually thinking about ranking that boi OH LAWD HE COMIN' but I think MEGA CHONKER fits him better XD

  • @himeno9767
    @himeno9767 5 лет назад +553

    Bro, that cat is having Vietnam war flashbacks

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 5 лет назад +3

      Stop with your stupid moorican jokes

    • @spicyapplejuice9099
      @spicyapplejuice9099 5 лет назад +11

      He's having Shane Dawson flashbacks.

    • @SnowzZeroIsCool
      @SnowzZeroIsCool 5 лет назад +6

      @@doge2629 no need to ruin the fun...

    • @Man0War_Loki
      @Man0War_Loki 5 лет назад +13

      @@SnowzZeroIsCool he's just got something so far up his ass he can't pull it out.

    • @leehttucec-9985
      @leehttucec-9985 5 лет назад +1

      Nice pfp

  • @eagleclaws1781
    @eagleclaws1781 5 лет назад +253

    0:05 when suddenly Red Bull Kicks in

    • @Kawka1122
      @Kawka1122 5 лет назад +2

      Yo, vtec kicks in

  • @shalev550prod
    @shalev550prod 6 месяцев назад +6

    Bro started rapping

  • @mei6676
    @mei6676 4 года назад +1800

    the class: *taking a test*
    random student out of the class: 00:14

  • @LuciaQuardanze
    @LuciaQuardanze 4 года назад +3524

    Plot twist: He was trying to tell you that his back is hurt

    • @crayscrabitch696
      @crayscrabitch696 4 года назад +80

      All signs point to yes

    • @sokolov.legacy
      @sokolov.legacy 4 года назад +198

      if it was true, it would have bitten her or just ran away

    • @ElbowThief
      @ElbowThief 4 года назад +135

      @@sokolov.legacy *slow clap* Thank you, detective obvious.

    • @creamsodaismediocre4329
      @creamsodaismediocre4329 4 года назад +36

      @@sokolov.legacy *OMG* REALLY? THANKS FOR POINTING IT OUT

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 года назад +21

      @@sokolov.legacy I didn't knew that!!! Wooooooow!!!

  • @LOKIFY
    @LOKIFY 5 лет назад +3360

    When I start a conversation with a cute girl, this is how the girl reacts: 0:06

    • @dejanukic5389
      @dejanukic5389 5 лет назад +97

      @Cheryl How the hell do you know his behaviour?

    • @AlkWasHere
      @AlkWasHere 5 лет назад +155

      Cheryl It's a fucking joke you moron.

    • @hirschy1103
      @hirschy1103 5 лет назад +40

      @Cheryl alright cheryl, whatever you say.

    • @user-nq2pf9vv5q
      @user-nq2pf9vv5q 5 лет назад +31

      Cheryl chill its a joke

    • @user-nq2pf9vv5q
      @user-nq2pf9vv5q 5 лет назад +21

      God..don’t call them a cuck for a joke

  • @caiotario1
    @caiotario1 Год назад +2

    *I need lasagna Jon... Liz found my weak point*

  • @n0br4inc3llz
    @n0br4inc3llz 3 года назад +426

    Cat: AAAAAÆ-
    Cat: wauhwahahahwuahuauuahuawhauhua