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Karen literally told the DM (HER GOD) what she was going to do. If I was that DM, I would have said "Okay, you lose your class. Now have fun fighting him."
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Now... as my Overlord (King Crab? Doge/Duke of Dungeness? Just M’lord Crit? I beg m’liege’s pardon, as I digress easily, being a Cannabis Crab)... as you command, I offer my humble scuttlings and snippings of opinion. As a hobbyist writer/gamer/reader that loves the channel, I don’t think I am able to give Constructive “Criticism”, but I think I can give some Feedback, in addition to stoned rambling, gushing asskissery, and abundant digressions & run-ons.
I would say the game or background is less important than the fact that you’re pretty obviously a gamer that has played or at least understands the system(s) in play - at least as well as possible, in the case of those homebrewer types, lol.
Speaking only for myself, I think most of your stuff has a “deep dive” quality; not to over analyze your work, but I consider this to be both endearing on a personal level, putting a bit of context (hard for most speech synthesizers) on some of the most abyssal depths that TT/ RPG gaming & I think this important, as a lot of folks are exposed to any one of the myriad games for the first time is from stories like these, and if outside context, even some of the more mild ‘horror stories’ would probably scare away most non-toxic players. Some of the DnD, green text, WH40k, Pathfinder (lol etc) stuff is excellent, and can be entertaining in nearly standalone fashion, even to those who aren’t into the games - ex. I haven’t played WH40K or any TT other than DnD (2-3.5, not 4, know 5e rules but haven’t played yet)... The All Guardsman Party/Cold Shoulder come to mind, WH40k as a setting has a disproportionate amount of good stories. As does Call of Cthulhu; Old Man Henderson, Herr Schnitzelnazi... lmfao. Just spitballing. The mention of your patreon, merch, w/e is done properly - at the end, and unobtrusive; so: anyone that can’t grasp the fact that
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Pardon the stoned ranting diatribe. Hope a few bits of this wordsalad help. Or are legible, lol.
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"If you play D&D, you're evil and going to hell."
***is an adulterer***
Someone could have pointed out how her actions are an abomination to God which makes her as Christian as Joseph stalin was an advocate for free speech
@@leos.2322 amen
@@janku7896 amen brother
God: rolls d20 to judge her punishment
*nat 1*
God: haha ha get satan on the phone he’s gonna have fun
Oh I definitely know the type. They want to be morally superior to everyone else in the room while still getting to do whatever they want, so they fixate on how certain things just make you inherently evil as proof that they are inherently good and therefore it's okay for them to do immoral things. The more obsessed they are with purity, the less they care about actually being good.
DM: The objective of this game is to have fun.
Karen: I want to ruin the fun for this person.
DM: Then leave.
Karen: *surprised Pikachu face*
remick0 Karen: DND IS EVIL WITCHCRAFT
DM: okay.. wanna play?
Karen: sure, as long as I get to do whatever I want without you telling me I can’t be a bitch
DM: ?
Karen: I HATE THIS GOD FORSAKEN GAME
Half the players in D and D go out of their way to ruin games for people. That's why the forums exist.
*with the Karen hair*
Holy shit, what a reasonable solution to this problem the DM chose. I have no idea why this feels so weird, when it seems so normal.
because noone in these videos does it.
Everyone just suffers in silence. Noone tells the karens and the craigs to just fukc off, be they dms or pcs. Leading to 5 videos of the same craig.
Usually the DMs delude themselves into believing they can somehow make it work, while this DM had it out for the player from the start and was apparently just waiting for the excuse.
People keep falling into the trap of thinking bad D&D is better than no D&D.
@@schwarzerritter5724 Seemed less like "having it out for her" and just knowing she's horrible.
I'm kinda sorry the DM didn't permit the PVP . imagine karen's rage at being killed in game by a prepared sorc. The rage would have been on par with Craig's.
Hopefully it wasn't 3.5, and hopefully she wasn't a munchkin. Clerics are scary strong in 3.5.
@@schwarzerritter5724 Its always possible. No redditor is going to paint themselves poorly.
I would have definitely allowed it. "The moment you strike at you feel all your divine power sap from your body, your God feels your evil intent and has forsaken you."
"Good luck."
Bonus points if she actually opens with a spell and it auto-fails because her deity won't allow it.
@@DrakeSilmore Exactly what I would have done. I'm a DM who was always into the religions of DnD, so I always kept clerics and paladins on their toes with what their gods were okay with.
Karen'd go from a cleric to a weakass fighter in just 1 action.
@@raistlarn Munchkin wouldn't matter. She was warned murdering someone in cold blood was not allowed by her god and she would be stripped of her powers.
Karen: I attack to kill the squishy sorcerer.
GM: Your god strips you of your powers for going against it's teaching and attempting to murder someone in cold blood. You are now a normal human with no powers.
Who in their right mind would invite a Karen and a Craig into their house?!
RPG Tales a perfect storm
You'll need an excorsist for the resulting den of evil at that point
They must have been using Conceal Alignment.
Nice and naïeve people
Depends on if you can lock them inside, then set it on fire...
"[Karen played] a Cleric (obviously)."
Me: *insulted Cleric player noise*
Hello walking healing potion
Dino Luca I play tempest
Oh... Ok _at least you aren't a ranger_
@@MortimerSeptimus can you SEE the difference between an inflict wound or a cure wound before it touches you? Lets find out :P
Mood
DM did a good thing, being firm with your players. Too many of r/rpghorrorstories happen because the DM doesn't have a backbone to stop their players and take control of the situation or they don't have the intellect or awareness (Low INT & WIS scores) to realise that a player is a horror story.
Yup, so true.
I've read this on the subreddit. This is like watching the film adaption of the book you just read.
Is this a compliment?
@Platypus not always
Yeah but instead of Disney shitting on it to attempt mass appeal it's actually faithful and cool
No it's not. It's like hearing a book on tape.
Sorry, you probably don't know what a cassette tape is.
So the plot twist was the DM having a spine? Nice.
How is that having a spine? The GM had it out for "Karen" from the start and was just waiting for an excuse. Having a spine would be not letting the player join the game in the first place.
@@onyxsuccubus Having a spine would be telling problem players from the start why you do not want to play with them, instead of wasting everyone's time by passive aggressively waiting form them to make a mistake.
@@schwarzerritter5724 oh hi, karen
Plot twist: Karen was nailing Peatrov waaay before the divorce. Military people cheat and get cheated on often.
OH she was, trust me. Karen was a freak and it was pathetic. What was even more pathetic was Craig didn't even care because he was cheating too.
Not really a plot twist. Since she cheated on her first husband with Craig. Then either divorced him or he kicked the bucket (he did have cancer.) Then married Craig. Then divorced him and married his roommate. It's not a stretch to guess that she was cheating on Craig.
@@raistlarn I'm happy to say that Karen's first husband beat his cancer and remarried. His new wife is amazing and they now have custody of the kids, while Karen is a lonely, sad piece of crap bc Peatrov got sick of her shit and left her.
That's why I avoided serious relationships in the military
I wonder why these people even get married in the first place.
Guess that they just want the social clout.
Karen: is a "die-hard Christian"
Also Karen: at every opportunity does the opposite of what the Christian holy book would encourage our discourage
Decide for yourselves what that means
It means she's a *heretic.*
People like to use the word Christian very loosely?
TheEmperorHyperion DEUS VULT
I saw a quote today, don't remember who said it but it goes:
"God would prefer a good atheist over an immoral christain."
I've come to expect that some "Die-hard Christians" only listen to the Bible when it's convenient for them.
Funny enough, most of the “anti-gamer” Christians are actually Protestants. As someone who was baptized and confirmed into the catholic faith when I was young, I was never discouraged from playing fantasy games.
Sawyer Cantrell yeah, that’s why I used “most”, I know there are always exceptions on both sides. It’s just from my experience. I think it’s a problem that is much less prevalent these days, regardless of denomination.
@@djn6962 Where do you have this "Most" from?
I dunno, I was raised Protestant and Discípulos de Cristo and I wasn’t specifically discouraged either. Some of my friends were, though. Maybe I just had parents that actually did research instead of just accepting a pastor’s fear-mongering.
I have yet to meet a Protestant against video games... plenty of small town Catholics though.. Maybe it comes down to the individual, instead of some arbitrary label?
Jes Bendtsen a lot of friends I had growing up, who’s parents were anti fantasy/fiction were usually baptist or some other denomination. Again, it’s just from personal experience.
That’s hilarious. Being jealous of your boyfriend’s imaginary character flirting with an imaginary medieval barmaid.
And yet cheating on your husband in real life?! What logic is that?!
“One year later, Creig and Karen we’re married, two years later, Karen divorced Creig and married his live in Ukrainian roommate Pietrov.” That killed me.
As a kid, I had a Sunday school teacher who told us that D&D was evil... even when I told her that all my friends who played it were harmless nerds. (I wasn't playing back then.) I'm surprised she never went off on Harry Potter too.
I'd like to point out that Karen is not a good example of a "die-hard Christian." She is projecting her tendency for sin onto other people. She cheats, she drinks alcohol, sleeps around before marriage and is a hateful rage monster. All sins in the Bible, which I would wager she doesn't even read. Principled, born-again Christians don't tend to do that stuff when they immerse themselves in their faith and its teachings.
I'm a born-again Christian. I've played D&D since I was in college almost a decade ago. And I will be playing it as long as I have the energy to sit around a table and dream.
I believe the saying is Blame other of which you are guilty and "Karen" is a prime example of it
Unfortunately thanks to people like that, most people have a inaccurate picture of Christians. I think it comes down to them not noticing there are "Christians" and then Christians.
Absolutely true. I’m also a born-again Christian who plays RP and anyone who’s ever criticized me about it is either too trusting of their pastor’s uninformed fear-mongering or religious radicals that talk a big game but don’t even follow the Word.
I mean there definitely is a way to play D&D that makes it bad, and there are people who play it like that, but to say all D&D games are like the worst ones is just... not true.
She's no Christian. She likes the rules and legalism because it facilitates her judgment of others and her own superiority. She's a true hypocrite if ever there was one.
"Die hard Christian."
Thinks videogames and fantasy RPG games are the devil.
Commits adultery.
I'm guessing the Opie wanted to show her apocracy, but nothing about her screams hardcore Christian from what she posted.
Not to mention, she plays those games. I don't think she's so much a hypocrite as just a liar about what she believes.
I'm glad this was a bit underwhelming, I'm a bit tired of hearing about so many DMs not putting their foot down to bad players. It's saddening at times. Like you said, it's refreshing...even though we didn't get to hear more juicy drama. Good story.
"Something something redflag, something something give'em a chance, something something OH GOD WHY I LET THIS HAPPEN?!" End post.
DM highlife!
I don't like when “Video games send you to Hell” types are referred to as “hardcore” Christian. I'm Christian and that's not how that works at all.
They're pathetic people. Narcissists that act that way
I think because "hardcore" usually implies taking something to an extreme, and it's at extremes where you tend to see odd behavior like that. In that sense it's accurate, though possibly a new term would be better off for them.
Thank you speedwagon, very cool
@@WolforNuva
The word Christian is the problem in the phrase not hardcore.
The bible quite plainly tells us that someone who does what she does is not a Christian and it tells Christians to separate from people like them and to treat them as though they are heathens.
I meant that you are not to associate with anyone who claims to be a believer yet indulges in sexual sin, or is greedy, or worships idols, or is abusive, or is a drunkard, or cheats people. Don’t even eat with such people. It isn’t my responsibility to judge outsiders, but it certainly is your responsibility to judge those inside the church who are sinning. God will judge those on the outside; but as the Scriptures say, “You must remove the evil person from among you.”
1 Corinthians 5:11-13 NLT
@@lilchristuten7568 A Christian is anyone who accepts Jesus as their lord and savior.
There are many different denominations of Christianity, each with different ideas about what makes a Christian, all supported by different parts of the bible. According to some she isn't a Christian, according to others she would be, so I see no reason not to count her as one.
Insisting otherwise is the "No True Scotsman" fallacy. If you were to say she's a terrible Christian, a hypocrite, or whatever else, I would be happy to agree though.
Its been my experience that Couples at the table can either be good or unpalatable.
Ive only had bad experiences with couples to be honest... But might be the couples themselves. They behaved the same outside of the sessions...
XD I failed the gameshow portion because I thought kicking her out would be "too direct" and "nobody on rpg horror stories does the smart thing"
Same! Lol.
I saw the title of this video, and I was like "oh my god."
Holy crap my story got noticed by Crit Crab!
This was your story? You're the DM? That's wild, because my sister is also in the Navy, also used to play D&D and may still, and is also named Rayne.
Craig, the: chaotic evil aberration, one of a kind boss monster, can be dispelled but never killed.
Plot twist at the end if there was one! I was expecting the DM to act all cool and things to unravel even worse after that. Guess I was wrong. Well done DM!
WHAT IF, Craig in this video was actually Craig from the Craig saga. They say he had a girlfriend so that could be Karen...that would be a diabolical coincidense...
...That's why they chose the name "Craig". It was a reference to that story lol.
As if that neckbeard could handle bootcamp.
I was honestly surprised by that ending. Makes a change from the vast majority of these kinds of stories.
When I saw this had a Craig in the title.i was like "may the deadra help us all". Very entertaining story as always though :3
Craig = Hmm seems OK.
Karen = Surprised she can mention the lords name without spontaneously combusting.
Karens dump stat was wedding cake!
Notes from a NG human Idiot;
This is honestly a suprise for me: a Very intelligent DM thst had the honesty to at least TRY to work with both a Craig & Karen after discovering the fact. I'll be the first to admit that having a single Craig or Karen in your group is bad, but Both at the same time is a Nightmare. Dieties bless that DM, she tried to make it work and knew when to unfortunately Cut her losses with them. A nice Craig/Karen story with a Happy ending for all but them, well done Milady. Well done, i say!
May your Pantheon Ever Favor you,
Baron Trevelyan of Restenford
Why thank you so much kind Baron *bows*
Author of the Karen & Craig horror story
@Vitti Rayne -- you are most welcome Milady(returns bow). Out of curiousity, what happened to the group after Karen&Craig?...
@@johnnysizemore5797 We continued playing happily for about another year or so, even added another player before I ended up having to ship out across country on orders.
I'm also happy to say that Karen's husband beat cancer and he remarried another woman better than Karen.
Two rules of mine.
1. You're not the only player at the table.
2. Just because you're having a bad day, doesn't mean you have to make everybody else miserable as well.
Looks like Karen broke both of my rules. She's not playing at my table.
Good stories are the ones that have epic tales of horrrible experiences all because people were too forgiving and patient to a fault. Great stories are those with controled situations because the OP had the insight to intervene.
I was honestly expecting the DM to do nothing and let the sorcerer absolutely push her shit in
Good on this DM for getting rid of the problem rather than letting to continue, especially with the drastic events that were going to happen.
Friend: This video can’t go THAT bad!
Me: Think terrible twos.....but times that by meta gaming and may I speak to your manager.
Friend:........Oh..........Oh No........
Just want to say it cos i cant.
Im a christian and DM, not all Christians think video games or dnd is satanic, dont know if karen is truly a christian... by her behavior id assume not and it saddens me the fact that a crummy person acted in such a way and gives other Christians a bad rep.
She's a blasphemous hypocrite. Don't pull punches. If we really had Paladins, they'd be coming for her.
Don't worry so much, nobody thinks she's a normal Christian. I'm sure we all understand she's perverting religion to fit what she wants to be
Lol, "real" christian. I guarantee she's a real christian, just not a good one.
She's only a Christian in the official sense. She doesn't take anything about her faith seriously, or else she wouldn't be doing all these horrible things.
Being a real Christian is a matter of the heart, that influences everything you do. If she really was, she couldn't possibly keep acting this way.
She is a Christian in the official sense only. That's the box she checks on forms, and that's likely what she will say to her dying day, because she takes pride in her legalism.
No you see, she's a Karen. Not a "Karen". We have no problems with Karens, but only with "Karens". Karens are more than welcome to live their happy lives. "Karens" can go die in their entitled hole.
Release the Karen!!!!!
Ok I will see my self out now
So she basically told Karen "I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence."
Shit, they're the opposite of the Marines I played DnD with. Fun, boisterous, kind-hearted peeps; made the deployment fly by
aw man, i was hoping to hear about how she lost her shit at all the consequences of killing the sorcerer until she finally stormed off and was banished, just for the sorcerer to be revived after she was gone. how dare there be a good ending!
"Then I walked out."
Of...of your own house?
The unholy alliance!
As a Die-Hard Eastern Orthodox Christian who's father is a Priest (and was my first DM), I take issue with mega-church Karen saying D&D is from the Devil. I am currently running a Campaign for my brother (who is a Russian Orthodox Deacon), his wife, and my wife after church on Sundays while our kids play together.
Karens are the wost
As a Christian gamer, who's been gaming for most of my life, may I say; Karen does not represent us.
I've read the r/rpghorrorstories that the author of this one has posted. Crabby, if you think THIS is "underwhelming", you should try reading her "Rat-Boy" Saga. *SHUDDERS*
The title alone has me intrigued.
As a civilian with no experience with the armed forces, I had to google what TAD meant. For anyone else in the same boat, it stands for Temporary Additional Duty. Basically, it's just overtime but they gave it a fancy name to make it sound more impressive than it actually is.
A DM that put their foot down? On this channel?!? I'm shooketh to my core..... I just don't know how to proceed with this.
I dont know if any of the stories you post are fake but this just hurts my soul. Goddamn Karen takes the word Karen to a whole new level cheating on a dude with cancer
A lot of misconceptions about D&D started over a "LARP" gone wrong, where a teenager was supposed to have been seduced by the game and wound up kidnapped or some bullshiggity. It was a made up story so his folks didn't beat his ass for running away from home and the police officer aided his lie. that's the TL:DR of it. D&D is not the devil, though I would find myself hard pressed (as a player) to be an Evil aligned character. I am a Christian. My first character was a Bard, but it's our druid that keeps hitting people up. My Aasamir Paladin has a crush on the half Ifrit Barbarian, and while I (In character) follow the commandments of my chosen deity, anything not explicitly spelled out is up for debate. I remember my character having a theological difference with a servant of a LG god, but the LE servant who showed up in our campaign? I had NO reason in character to fight her, we got on well, and it was our NG player who kept expecting me to put up objections lol. I said "We'll see how things go once we do not have a common goal. Besides, she has given her word that she's only looking for the artist, so I've no reason to doubt her." We left on good terms and never came to blows. I still resent that Cleric from the LG god for not wanting to help a sick child without payment first.
Just a minor note next time a Lg cleric doesn't help a child expecting compensation they could lose their powers as it's seen as selfish and not what a Lg god would want. Bring it up next time a Lg character does some shit like that.
@@salvadorsanchez4136 Oh, my Paladin DID bring it up, and we got the child treatment :3 He's just still salty that he had to use persuasion.
Awesome, sometimes people don't follow alignment charts on things like that.
Good job Dm. Should have done it before the game knowing the two people in question but better later than never
That mic drop line from the DM was magnificent lol
I'd forgotten about the plot twist coming and was convinced it was anything but option A.
Karen and Craig I ship it
I wasn't prepared for the plot twist. I thought I was, but I was wrong.
There were so many red flags I’m shocked the DM had agreed to let her play
Cheaters always get jealous when they're worried someone is cheating on them. Unhealthy.
Aaaahhhhhhh Navy Life, I miss those days.
This Sailor is my kind of woman
Oh my goodness! She used her brain and kicked that psycho to the curb. Reminds me of how I recently kicked out a guy who was toxic and trying to convince the rest of the group that I was a bad DM so that he can get everyone to go back to playing pathfinder the way he wanted.
That is a good plot twist. The DM did the right thing. Discussed it with Karen and when they were found to be unreasonable, booted them. How is that so hard for a lot of these stories? Oh yeah the DM is usually part of the problem.
Figures the one who knew how to keep the peace would be a soldier.
Karen: 'die-hard christian'
also Karen: introduced with some of the most un-Christian traits there are
I don't think Karen is a Christian. Sorry if that takes anyone out of their headspace.
I aggre these types use the bible as an axuse to scream at anyone
@@MatthewJones-jg4eu did she even use the bible once in that whole thing?
Navy.
Harsh reality of military life.
I am audibly sobbing for you my little puddle pirate.
That was a great plot twist. Completely unexpected.
Wonder how that fight would have gone down, Cleric VS Sorcerer. At low level it could definitely go either way, heck the cleric probably has an advantage and certainly higher hp/healing ability, but at high level... hooo boy have fun with that if the sorcerer gets any spells off.
I had a panic attack when I saw 'Craig' in the title and thought that I had died and god was punishing me by creating more stories about he who must not be named
Gotta love how people like her pick and choose what verses of the bible to follow. Line if ore the fact cheating is bad, and you can't divorce your spouse unless the husband gives the okay, but yes in B.S. 22:80 it says "Any one who plays games that will not be invented for a good thousand years after this book is written is going to hell!" Drives me up the wall
I had players that complained about all rules until I pointed them out to them, it turned out that their former DM had been using a homebrew and the players never looked up the real rules. I also hade players who whined about all the "good gear" the other players got through hard work in game, when their own characters was just rolling their thumbs.
Bro the last time I watched a video here you were just reaching 10k or 15k, now we at 30k 😂😂
The Crab Army is ever expanding.
Me: *sees gameplay* THE FUCK? HE IS KILLING CRABS!!
My family grew up religious and all that but my parents were all for me playing dnd lol
Back story. The DM was obviously jealous 😂.
The moment I saw that title I thought: "O boy! This is gunna be a shitshow!"
Absolute madlad playing realm of the mad god
I find the best solution to deal woth these kinds of people is to speak to them like one is angry and disciplining a dog for stealing the Thanksgiving turkey off the kitchen counter.
That's right, they don't respect you as a human, so treat them accordingly and let them know that you are done with their shit.
That said I was bullied in high school & chose this approach (along with some mild physical force) worked wonders for me.
That was a surprise ending. I'm I'm so used to these RPG horror stories where the GM eats shovel folds of BS when it should have actually kicked those players out much sooner. In fact this player would have been Dropped like a hot rock the nano second they started causing me any trouble after my initial "knock it off"
Lots of Navy peeps play d&d. Helps pass the time on deployment. Lots of fun nights. You see lots of crazy relationship stories like this on a real ship. I never hand out with those kinds of people because of the dumb drama
Oh hey, ROTMG! I need to get back into that.
You know the drinking thing can be funny my dad got drunk at a dnd game and created a horrifying weapon a mace with a bear trap on the end and the spike ball at the bottom of the handle still uses it
You would think someone in the army would have the spine to tell them to gtfo of their game
"you attempt to attack your companion for no reason, in the midst of you casting your spell you feel the magic fade from you, as your god has abandoned you for your sins. you may now leave the table"
I legit thought that was going to happen. Sticking by the rules and making her suffer the consequences of evil actions. But yeah... booting her and her boyfriend was the smarter thing to do.
Bruh, me seeing you play Realm of the Mad God in the background brought back sooooo much nostagle from my 6th grade year (im year 10 rn)
For anyone reading this, I am a Conservative, Christian, Fundamentalist, Southern Baptist Pastor. I was exposed to D&D when I was in college, and I am convinced that it is completely morally neutral. It can be fun; it can be really useful for building friendships; it can be great. I suppose it could be used for the devil's work, if it was a home-brew campaign, and the DM was a devil worshipper. But that's clearly not what it was designed to be.
The one time I played, I played a bard. I wasn't very good, but I had fun, and the other players seemed to be having fun, too.
That was a beautiful twist at the end ♡
The fact that you used Jenny McCarthy in the thumbnail brings me bountiful joy.
I think it says something about Karen. That she wanted to kill somebody, doesn’t matter who they were, didn’t matter why, didn’t matter that there would be massive consequences to doing so. She just really wanted to kill the guy. (and no the fact that it was in an RPG and is not in real life does not change it.)
Nope. Not at all.
Critcrab runs a pretty awesome channel
Thanks!
What’s the game in the back?
Found it: Realm of the Mad God
"-Karen, who I knew very well, is a die-hard Christian-"
Immediate tell of an adulteress. Especially if this woman is a Karen, too.
6:10 - Honestly, I would have let her ATTEMPT to kill the sorcerer, then made her fail MISERABLY by having her deity abandon her right as she made the attempt, then have the rest of the party retaliate against her in order to teach her a lesson.
Realm of the Mad God Gameplay? Damn, you're spoiling us.
WOW!?! Hooray for that DM. i would of lost that bet.
Wait, a happy ending? Hell yeah!
Craig is back. Back again. Craig is back. Tell a friend
Hooray for the DM not being a simpering pushover for once.
DM should have let it happen. Cleric Vs Sorcerer isn't even a close fight. The Sorcerer: "Oh, you're attacking me? I think I'll cast all my touch spells in one round using mage hand because metamagic. 127 damage." And that's around level 4.
I love the video but can we talk about near the end of the gameplay section he’s obviously killing his own kind!?
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I would like to state I just binged almost all ur videos in one day....damn this is great.