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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @user-so5gb3th2c
    @user-so5gb3th2c 3 месяца назад +123

    the amount of times ive tried to wipe that smudge off the wall behind joe thinking its my computer screen is embarrassing

    • @Teemoisbroken
      @Teemoisbroken 3 месяца назад

      HAHAHA same fuck that's funny

    • @jibba1681
      @jibba1681 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s wall paper glue, they need that blue wallpaper remover spray

    • @gabe77261
      @gabe77261 3 месяца назад

      I feel seen

    • @kmills116
      @kmills116 3 месяца назад

      I keep wondering how I got coffee on my laptop screen

    • @Impossumbull
      @Impossumbull 3 месяца назад

      @@user-so5gb3th2c are you the same user that said that a year ago?

  • @tyler6722
    @tyler6722 3 месяца назад +22

    "Is this the encore?"
    "No"
    All of Joe's problems could be solved with direct communication 😂😂

    • @estebancuatro5679
      @estebancuatro5679 3 месяца назад +2

      I kept yelling in my car while I listened…. Just say no already!!!

  • @anthonywebb269
    @anthonywebb269 3 месяца назад +36

    As a plumber I can assure this happens often. Only thing you can do is NOT add more water lol.

  • @alabar9795
    @alabar9795 3 месяца назад +97

    And she didn't even flush !

    • @kvltvr6967
      @kvltvr6967 3 месяца назад +2

      bada bing

    • @rskooma
      @rskooma 3 месяца назад

      Why wouldn’t she flush ?

    • @MoneyMark97
      @MoneyMark97 3 месяца назад +2

      @@alabar9795 then the duck fell OUT OF HIS BAG!

    • @MoneyMark97
      @MoneyMark97 3 месяца назад

      @@rskooma she never does

    • @AdamThoba-h8k
      @AdamThoba-h8k 3 месяца назад

      their always insulting the female aura...what a surprise comedy fans are all fuglies

  • @BlazinTrails616
    @BlazinTrails616 3 месяца назад +52

    The shit story is set up for the perfect punch line.
    “It’s all pipes!”.

  • @dogwood231
    @dogwood231 3 месяца назад +40

    "Ari's finger painting" killed me

    • @taranguapo
      @taranguapo 3 месяца назад +1

      😂 So quick but so good

  • @pauliseri935
    @pauliseri935 3 месяца назад +32

    One of the best stories ever for a Tuesday (Monday Night)

  • @jamesdouglas2755
    @jamesdouglas2755 3 месяца назад +91

    That's septic tank was not Mark's fault the owner knows that the tank needs regular maintenance and the owner neglected having it done and Mark got blamed for it NOT HIS FAULT......

    • @jackjackthompson5771
      @jackjackthompson5771 3 месяца назад +6

      He’s monetizing it already….he’ll be fine

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 месяца назад +3

      That and mexicana toilets cant handle TP im pretty sure so...

    • @nellyb1594
      @nellyb1594 3 месяца назад +6

      Yeah 100% what i was saying lol. Septic tank is full. People have been having to plung their reular turds in that place for the last 3-4 months and it was never emptied.
      All that being said, it was really fun watching two New Yorkers learn about this in real time lol

    • @Kyle-fj2zq
      @Kyle-fj2zq 3 месяца назад

      Nah. Mark is a big gross shitter. Look at him.

    • @efreinshtick
      @efreinshtick 3 месяца назад +6

      Justice for Mark.

  • @veelowmuymalo7258
    @veelowmuymalo7258 3 месяца назад +15

    After Joe talks about stubbing his toe I picture him screaming like a Tom n Jerry cartoon

  • @Noahvelli21
    @Noahvelli21 3 месяца назад +22

    Brian and Murr in Marks ear:
    “Now Flood the Toilet”

  • @RobertBurton-e1t
    @RobertBurton-e1t 3 месяца назад +3

    Why on earth did it take Joe so long to answer that drunk guys simple question, "NO, this is not the encore, It's set break"

    • @devintaylor7594
      @devintaylor7594 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah his answer even made me more confused maybe should’ve mentioned there being a second set to the guy 😂

  • @zbabyfresh3911
    @zbabyfresh3911 3 месяца назад +65

    My Mother's straight

    • @ltsgoyanks
      @ltsgoyanks 3 месяца назад +3

      Haha! That's pretty, pretty, pretty good.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 3 месяца назад +7

      Sorry to hear that

    • @Dyals_Style
      @Dyals_Style 3 месяца назад +6

      Is it terminal?

    • @efreinshtick
      @efreinshtick 3 месяца назад +4

      Poor thing. Thank you for your service. Lol

    • @yoiink
      @yoiink 3 месяца назад +5

      @@efreinshtick I don't know why but that "thank you for your service" got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @matthenry2564
    @matthenry2564 3 месяца назад +13

    12:30 Chris delay-a 😂 Joe plowed right past it

  • @sarahcotterswank4251
    @sarahcotterswank4251 3 месяца назад +10

    The word Joe is looking for is intermission 😂 he’s not being gay, he just couldn’t find the right word!

    • @MrGrinch83
      @MrGrinch83 3 месяца назад +3

      Intermission or “set break” in rock n roll ;)

  • @candicewdgu
    @candicewdgu 3 месяца назад

    I love all the PJ talk! My husband puts together their tour package, all of their sound boards, drive racks, anything they need to go on tour and he knows all of their sound engineers! I forgot how much Joe likes PJ!

  • @waltalmeida7783
    @waltalmeida7783 3 месяца назад +13

    Cosmo-"I'm hip"
    Accountant-"hip to what?"
    Cosmo-"hip to the whole scene"

    • @sausagehappymealx9931
      @sausagehappymealx9931 3 месяца назад

      its the sweater!

    • @fromsinking
      @fromsinking 3 месяца назад +3

      Here's to feeling gay all the time!

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 месяца назад

      Correction, its Hole scene AKA glory hole scene.

    • @waltalmeida7783
      @waltalmeida7783 3 месяца назад +1

      My favorite part was him chugging beer & hitting the cig @ same time!

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm 3 месяца назад +25

    This IS the Show.

    • @jaytxa2791
      @jaytxa2791 3 месяца назад +1

      so.. its not the encore?

    • @joshharris5352
      @joshharris5352 3 месяца назад +1

      And we're NOT gonna change it

  • @kellyoneill2080
    @kellyoneill2080 3 месяца назад +1

    "No actually I've seen them a few times. " " This is what you would call half time. They're coming back out here for another show essentially. Now fuck off" Perfect

  • @norab7432
    @norab7432 3 месяца назад +7

    47:45 omg his 💩 story is everybody’s worst nightmare 😂

    • @mjoyyourself
      @mjoyyourself 3 месяца назад

      Currently listening to it and I’m horrified 😭😭

  • @yoiink
    @yoiink 3 месяца назад +7

    the worst thing you can do with a clogged up toilet is to flush again, but then again you only learn that by trying !

  • @elmank0
    @elmank0 3 месяца назад +13

    mexico story starts at 26:58

    • @NathanBurnsRocks
      @NathanBurnsRocks 3 месяца назад

      anyone know what club he played in Mexico City?

    • @cristianleon7533
      @cristianleon7533 3 месяца назад +1

      @@NathanBurnsRocksI would like to know as well so tag if they reply 😂

  • @somecsguy9824
    @somecsguy9824 3 месяца назад +7

    Carlos Ballarta has a special on his channel with 8 million views. It's in spanish but subtitles are in english and accurate. He's hilarious

  • @thebigcheeseful
    @thebigcheeseful 3 месяца назад +15

    Mark saying his reality TV show is different than other people's reality TV show is exactly what people who like reality shows say

    • @setyourhandle___
      @setyourhandle___ 3 месяца назад

      I watched outlast and it had some painfully scripted forced moments of drama in it ( like any other )
      I’m afraid Marquee Normand’s BS ometer is outta whack folks

  • @SSNT4
    @SSNT4 3 месяца назад

    Ads again. Wow. There's nothing more relaxing than putting your favorite podcast on to enjoy while you're making dinner, and then all of a sudden an ad that's ten times louder than the actual show comes on, so you have to frantically wash your hands and run across the room to skip the ad before your neighbors complain about the volume. Thank you so much for a relaxing experience.

  • @mike4721
    @mike4721 3 месяца назад +1

    Joes voice is so trippy it's like Jerry seinfeld on steroids marks on that same vibe to be honest, they both have such funny sounding voices 😂😂

  • @seouldrake888
    @seouldrake888 3 месяца назад

    i haven’t i’ve truly belly laughed like this in a long time , esp during marks Montauk story 😂

  • @jayfreedman5186
    @jayfreedman5186 3 месяца назад +27

    I wish we got this Mark on You Might Be Drunk but he seems to hold back. List, you are the best, my man.

    • @jayfreedman5186
      @jayfreedman5186 3 месяца назад +2

      Except how you keep telling me Ranaan is funny. You might be drunk.

    • @laurencezemlick1979
      @laurencezemlick1979 3 месяца назад +5

      @@jayfreedman5186I saw Ranaan live and I wanted to hate him, but I couldn’t. He was hilarious.

    • @jjimenezjj
      @jjimenezjj 3 месяца назад

      WMBD is a different format with guests, alcohol, and a different co-host, and I can appreciate seeing that side of him. Although, I do appreciate seeing glimpses of his TWS side when Joe's the guest on WMBD, it's like the planets line up for them ❤️

    • @SkoolNerds
      @SkoolNerds 3 месяца назад +1

      Yea. This mark is superior to we might be drunk mark.

    • @Roightbrev
      @Roightbrev 3 месяца назад +2

      Mark and Sam are business friends, mark and joe are best friends

  • @sealife12
    @sealife12 3 месяца назад

    I was trying to find a podcast to listen to at work and about 30 seconds in I realized I was not gonna be able to get away with it 😂 you two are my favorite

  • @breakercassidy6946
    @breakercassidy6946 3 месяца назад +18

    A person that shows you a property for only 5 min at a time means it’s insanely haunted or when the train goes by the whole building shakes

  • @alexrechkin7
    @alexrechkin7 3 месяца назад

    Mark poop story is hilarious AF! Laughed real hard. Maybe you should use it for stand up?

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 месяца назад +3

    The divergent trajectories of these two are pretty fascinating. Joe started before Mark and was bigger, they do this show, both become headlining club comics, Mark heads to the moon with theaters and such and...Joe stays exactly the same. What's funny is I don't think Mark is that much better, he just works harder, networks better and hustles more. And yet, here we are with the same ol Tuesdays.

    • @217supermoto
      @217supermoto 3 месяца назад +2

      Better is subjective. They have different styles of comedy plus mark is handsome as shit

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@217supermoto definitely subjective. And Joe's style isn't exactly people's favorite right now.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 месяца назад +6

    Gave them something to Montauk about. Lmfao

  • @paradopx8618
    @paradopx8618 3 месяца назад +1

    “Is this the encore?” At the end was great, love ya fellers

  • @lv6750
    @lv6750 3 месяца назад +1

    Poor Joe made that encore business as confusing as possible for the drunk businessman

  • @CraigSmith-qq3sr
    @CraigSmith-qq3sr 3 месяца назад +15

    Mark,love the shout out to Toby. I miss the long hair from AYG😊

  • @07coco
    @07coco 3 месяца назад +8

    Mark it’s not your fault. It’s not your fault Mark!!!!

    • @mmc577
      @mmc577 3 месяца назад

      Good Willy

  • @Jonathan-2000
    @Jonathan-2000 3 месяца назад

    36:55 Joe just describing a personal assistant and mark acting like Joe discovered gold is why this show is great

  • @sodapopinski64
    @sodapopinski64 3 месяца назад +2

    man that encore chooch story makes me livid! lol

  • @GoodVibesOnly8-
    @GoodVibesOnly8- 3 месяца назад

    I love it when these two crack each other up😅

  • @joncosmomusic
    @joncosmomusic 3 месяца назад +2

    Joe wants to feel hot jzzz on his back! Wow! These guys are “straight” comedy gold!

  • @BPH55
    @BPH55 3 месяца назад +2

    Mark talks about his new reality show he loves and then just describes survivor while burning Hollywood for rehashing show concepts. Anyone else? 😂

  • @PolishGypski
    @PolishGypski 3 месяца назад +6

    The septic tank was full. That wasn't Mark's fault. He just topped it off. You got fucked, Jerry.

  • @kenclarke5966
    @kenclarke5966 3 месяца назад

    He's been saying "It's all pipes Jerry!" for years and finally it made sense.

  • @markketchenjr9335
    @markketchenjr9335 3 месяца назад +7

    The duck fell out of the bag

  • @DockerVbox
    @DockerVbox 3 месяца назад

    12:20 Normand questioning why the speed of light exists still. Funny 😄

  • @ajram777
    @ajram777 3 месяца назад +25

    It's all pipes!

    • @waltalmeida7783
      @waltalmeida7783 3 месяца назад

      "Different pipes go to different places"
      "I'll call a plumber right now"

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 3 месяца назад +3

    Congrats Joe on the new Apt. Happy for ya buddy !

  • @readybeeill
    @readybeeill 3 месяца назад +4

    Intermission was the word that would have fixed the whole encore situation.

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 месяца назад

      True but that dude was clearly packed with coke energy and wanted Joe to give a yes/no answer to encore, specifically. I could picture the dude throughout the story. Absolute worst.

  • @ramkorndef
    @ramkorndef 3 месяца назад +2

    That poop story is my biggest nightmare.

  • @ineedafernbackhere
    @ineedafernbackhere 3 месяца назад +1

    People next to me almost ruining my musical experience has got to be a #1 peeve.

  • @ABLW013
    @ABLW013 3 месяца назад

    Joe's encore story fuckin killed me! This is one reason to love Joe List 😂

  • @ConorW-fb4uo
    @ConorW-fb4uo 3 месяца назад +12

    Monday night upload all over my back!

  • @Just_here_for_fun
    @Just_here_for_fun 3 месяца назад +4

    "Everything he sees is black." 🤣

  • @norwegianmushroom6525
    @norwegianmushroom6525 3 месяца назад +2

    Mark really needs stability and enjoys the comfort of familiar cohorts while eating. I relate.

  • @corey2193
    @corey2193 3 месяца назад +4

    its not your fault mark, its everyone's shit. yours was just the last one

  • @fartooeasy7315
    @fartooeasy7315 3 месяца назад +1

    That shit story may be the hardest I laughed at this pod in a long time.

  • @John-ki7zn
    @John-ki7zn 3 месяца назад

    For the longest time, I never had RUclips ads on this podcast, due to obvious NSFW type of things they say. Now I get them all the time, yall just hit 90k, so clearly you're in the algo now.

  • @okay.bruv.
    @okay.bruv. 3 месяца назад +1

    Marky mark !!! I'm sorry that happened to you and know that it wasn't your fault!!! You're such a sweetheart and anyone would be lucky to have you and your wife in their presence ✨️

  • @PatrickWalsh-v6w
    @PatrickWalsh-v6w 3 месяца назад

    That may have been the best "its all pipes" drop in tuesdays with stories history

  • @cristopherchouinard8414
    @cristopherchouinard8414 3 месяца назад +2

    Marks coffee cup corner is impressive

  • @okaymikegaming
    @okaymikegaming 3 месяца назад +10

    Is this the encore?

  • @MrGrinch83
    @MrGrinch83 3 месяца назад +1

    What Joe is trying to describe is called the “set break.”
    Set one
    Set break
    Set two
    Encore
    But semantics aside, that guy was being exceptionally dense.

  • @taymeck8108
    @taymeck8108 3 месяца назад +2

    Us mexicans love the tuesgays ❤

  • @TetonTurkey307
    @TetonTurkey307 3 месяца назад +1

    It’s all pipes Jerry!😂

  • @zcallis1
    @zcallis1 3 месяца назад +4

    Joe, you should have said, "No, this is not the encore."

  • @drivewaystar6485
    @drivewaystar6485 3 месяца назад +3

    Fucking love this pod, guys. Yall are the two best gay guys I know

  • @Ohenry92
    @Ohenry92 3 месяца назад

    Joe saying "I'd call the cops if I were you." to Mark's shit story was so goddamn funny

  • @ItzTheThrill
    @ItzTheThrill 3 месяца назад

    Thanks for all the fun content!

  • @t1nma5k22
    @t1nma5k22 3 месяца назад +2

    OMG WHAT A STORY!!

  • @pettymama06
    @pettymama06 3 месяца назад +1

    how did I just notice the chime right before the ads is Mark's watch??!!

  • @mojosooner
    @mojosooner 3 месяца назад

    When Joe was name dropping and he says "Slappy White"! I'm dead!

  • @ianpullman203
    @ianpullman203 3 месяца назад +1

    “Lot of A’s … and a couple of j’s”There is one. Guadalajara

  • @JFox337
    @JFox337 3 месяца назад

    The arc of the covenant reference had me howling 😂😂😂😂

  • @chriscam23041
    @chriscam23041 3 месяца назад +1

    That happened to me with my septic. It was even in my washer. It was expensive to get the tank fixed

  • @rolandroot8772
    @rolandroot8772 3 месяца назад

    I totally thought it was Thursday.... then i opened youtube. the first time I've ever been disappointed by a new Tuesdays.

  • @koryburleson7191
    @koryburleson7191 3 месяца назад +1

    Epic shit story. Almost crashed on my way to work laughing so hard.

  • @samantha-eu3cc
    @samantha-eu3cc 3 месяца назад +1

    The plumbing story is my worst nightmare

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243 3 месяца назад +6

    That’s not on mark or anyone who used the bathroom. That’s on the owner for not emptying there tank.

    • @KidVll
      @KidVll 3 месяца назад +1

      For real they should have got refunded that last day.

    • @kjnewell7243
      @kjnewell7243 3 месяца назад +1

      @@KidVll kudos to mark for cleaning up but those were hundreds upon hundreds of ppls turds. Dudes wife said mark had to clean it up! 😆

  • @tommylob1409
    @tommylob1409 3 месяца назад

    Joined the Patreon this week. Worth it

    • @MrRileyPena
      @MrRileyPena 3 месяца назад

      I was appreciating how the show just starts AND they don’t make us watch RUclips ads, I’m definitely signing up!

  • @GRICH756
    @GRICH756 3 месяца назад

    rocky guadalajara picture show! ahahaha that one got me

  • @cb2x3
    @cb2x3 3 месяца назад +2

    Love this pod

  • @tmjmccormack
    @tmjmccormack 3 месяца назад

    ITS ACTUALLY ALL PIPES UNTIL THE SEPTIC FILLS UP!!! 😂😂😂

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 3 месяца назад

    This podcast is AMAZING

  • @edwardlopez7962
    @edwardlopez7962 3 месяца назад

    New drinking game: take a shot every time Joe brings up Kerryn

  • @MrStosh12345
    @MrStosh12345 3 месяца назад

    That poop story is amazingly funny 😄

  • @Impossumbull
    @Impossumbull 3 месяца назад +133

    My father’s gay

    • @stephenholmgren405
      @stephenholmgren405 3 месяца назад +16

      You are the chosen one this week ✨️

    • @ltsgoyanks
      @ltsgoyanks 3 месяца назад +7

      My Father's gay too! They should hook up on Grindr!

    • @constantravens4800
      @constantravens4800 3 месяца назад +3

      Lol what a oozerrr

    • @doublebass
      @doublebass 3 месяца назад +4

      This will never not be funny

    • @MoneyMark97
      @MoneyMark97 3 месяца назад +8

      Son?

  • @JeffreyLebowsk22
    @JeffreyLebowsk22 3 месяца назад +1

    I believe it’s called a set break

  • @blake219
    @blake219 3 месяца назад +1

    Mark got lied to by the house owner. The tank may have been full but it's very difficult to plunge into the mains. Guessing by the pipe work the waste pipe and the water waste pipe probably interconnect. Which means that's inevitably going to happen. Adding water and plunging may have disrupted the air traps.
    Further more if you block the toilet, the best thing to use is dish washing liquid, the oily soap lubes it and create flow.
    *It's all pipes!*

    • @ALrALr
      @ALrALr 3 месяца назад

      Never knew that about dish soap- thanks for the tip!

  • @victorbeas5461
    @victorbeas5461 3 месяца назад +1

    If it's Carlos Ballarta, (pronounced Bayarta) that dude is hilarious in Spanish. Very cerebral. He has talked about how Louis really liked his material.

  • @afielde11
    @afielde11 3 месяца назад +4

    I’m not a live music expert but why didn’t Joe just say “No. this is just a break between sets.” He’s just as bad as the guy asking the question in that situation.

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 3 месяца назад

    Ya know, I thought these guys would've run outta interesting stories by now but Normand's toilet story had my on the edge of my bed the whole time. And Joe's right - exactly what I was gonna say: it wasn't his fault. he was just the unlucky kid at the end of the shit-chain that had the misfortune of shitting the final shit.

  • @deannad9105
    @deannad9105 3 месяца назад +1

    Both of you missing the "ballcock" joke, when talking about the toilet, shows how little you know about home ownership. Bless your hearts!😂

    • @deannad9105
      @deannad9105 3 месяца назад +2

      And it was probably the owner's fault for not emptying the septic tank soon enough and/or forgetting to tell you that some septic tanks require you to space out water usage from dishwashers, laundry, showers, toilets, etc... or it will back the system up.
      At the cabin we rented, you had to wait 30 minutes between showers. My sister got so sick of waiting for all eight of us to shower every day, she rented a local hotel room just to use for showering😂
      And since you are both homeowners, learn about the water shut-off valve on the toilet, so when you see it's overflowing, you can shut it off and avoid it getting all over the floor!

  • @taitoradephx
    @taitoradephx 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how the set is actively falling apart😂

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 месяца назад

    Joe was on fire this episode

  • @JoshuaMehojevich
    @JoshuaMehojevich 3 месяца назад +1

    It’s all pipes Jerry omfg lmao

  • @rachelolson1337
    @rachelolson1337 3 месяца назад

    My dad told me the same joke...hose a and hose b 😂 I was probably the same age ...dead

  • @bethbabski1475
    @bethbabski1475 3 месяца назад

    I was at the Tuesday night show at Fenway. It was Great!

  • @Demon_DC
    @Demon_DC 3 месяца назад

    This was great episode

  • @oghash4912
    @oghash4912 3 месяца назад +1

    This podcast is one of the few things that actually keeps me going on a daily basis 🙏💚 thank you guys

  • @AllenT1579
    @AllenT1579 3 месяца назад

    Only here to see Mount Normand of coffee cups 😂