That's septic tank was not Mark's fault the owner knows that the tank needs regular maintenance and the owner neglected having it done and Mark got blamed for it NOT HIS FAULT......
Yeah 100% what i was saying lol. Septic tank is full. People have been having to plung their reular turds in that place for the last 3-4 months and it was never emptied. All that being said, it was really fun watching two New Yorkers learn about this in real time lol
I love all the PJ talk! My husband puts together their tour package, all of their sound boards, drive racks, anything they need to go on tour and he knows all of their sound engineers! I forgot how much Joe likes PJ!
"No actually I've seen them a few times. " " This is what you would call half time. They're coming back out here for another show essentially. Now fuck off" Perfect
I watched outlast and it had some painfully scripted forced moments of drama in it ( like any other ) I’m afraid Marquee Normand’s BS ometer is outta whack folks
Ads again. Wow. There's nothing more relaxing than putting your favorite podcast on to enjoy while you're making dinner, and then all of a sudden an ad that's ten times louder than the actual show comes on, so you have to frantically wash your hands and run across the room to skip the ad before your neighbors complain about the volume. Thank you so much for a relaxing experience.
WMBD is a different format with guests, alcohol, and a different co-host, and I can appreciate seeing that side of him. Although, I do appreciate seeing glimpses of his TWS side when Joe's the guest on WMBD, it's like the planets line up for them ❤️
I was trying to find a podcast to listen to at work and about 30 seconds in I realized I was not gonna be able to get away with it 😂 you two are my favorite
The divergent trajectories of these two are pretty fascinating. Joe started before Mark and was bigger, they do this show, both become headlining club comics, Mark heads to the moon with theaters and such and...Joe stays exactly the same. What's funny is I don't think Mark is that much better, he just works harder, networks better and hustles more. And yet, here we are with the same ol Tuesdays.
True but that dude was clearly packed with coke energy and wanted Joe to give a yes/no answer to encore, specifically. I could picture the dude throughout the story. Absolute worst.
For the longest time, I never had RUclips ads on this podcast, due to obvious NSFW type of things they say. Now I get them all the time, yall just hit 90k, so clearly you're in the algo now.
Marky mark !!! I'm sorry that happened to you and know that it wasn't your fault!!! You're such a sweetheart and anyone would be lucky to have you and your wife in their presence ✨️
What Joe is trying to describe is called the “set break.” Set one Set break Set two Encore But semantics aside, that guy was being exceptionally dense.
Mark got lied to by the house owner. The tank may have been full but it's very difficult to plunge into the mains. Guessing by the pipe work the waste pipe and the water waste pipe probably interconnect. Which means that's inevitably going to happen. Adding water and plunging may have disrupted the air traps. Further more if you block the toilet, the best thing to use is dish washing liquid, the oily soap lubes it and create flow. *It's all pipes!*
If it's Carlos Ballarta, (pronounced Bayarta) that dude is hilarious in Spanish. Very cerebral. He has talked about how Louis really liked his material.
I’m not a live music expert but why didn’t Joe just say “No. this is just a break between sets.” He’s just as bad as the guy asking the question in that situation.
Ya know, I thought these guys would've run outta interesting stories by now but Normand's toilet story had my on the edge of my bed the whole time. And Joe's right - exactly what I was gonna say: it wasn't his fault. he was just the unlucky kid at the end of the shit-chain that had the misfortune of shitting the final shit.
And it was probably the owner's fault for not emptying the septic tank soon enough and/or forgetting to tell you that some septic tanks require you to space out water usage from dishwashers, laundry, showers, toilets, etc... or it will back the system up. At the cabin we rented, you had to wait 30 minutes between showers. My sister got so sick of waiting for all eight of us to shower every day, she rented a local hotel room just to use for showering😂 And since you are both homeowners, learn about the water shut-off valve on the toilet, so when you see it's overflowing, you can shut it off and avoid it getting all over the floor!
the amount of times ive tried to wipe that smudge off the wall behind joe thinking its my computer screen is embarrassing
HAHAHA same fuck that's funny
It’s wall paper glue, they need that blue wallpaper remover spray
I feel seen
I keep wondering how I got coffee on my laptop screen
@@user-so5gb3th2c are you the same user that said that a year ago?
"Is this the encore?"
"No"
All of Joe's problems could be solved with direct communication 😂😂
I kept yelling in my car while I listened…. Just say no already!!!
As a plumber I can assure this happens often. Only thing you can do is NOT add more water lol.
And she didn't even flush !
bada bing
Why wouldn’t she flush ?
@@alabar9795 then the duck fell OUT OF HIS BAG!
@@rskooma she never does
their always insulting the female aura...what a surprise comedy fans are all fuglies
The shit story is set up for the perfect punch line.
“It’s all pipes!”.
"Ari's finger painting" killed me
😂 So quick but so good
One of the best stories ever for a Tuesday (Monday Night)
That's septic tank was not Mark's fault the owner knows that the tank needs regular maintenance and the owner neglected having it done and Mark got blamed for it NOT HIS FAULT......
He’s monetizing it already….he’ll be fine
That and mexicana toilets cant handle TP im pretty sure so...
Yeah 100% what i was saying lol. Septic tank is full. People have been having to plung their reular turds in that place for the last 3-4 months and it was never emptied.
All that being said, it was really fun watching two New Yorkers learn about this in real time lol
Nah. Mark is a big gross shitter. Look at him.
Justice for Mark.
After Joe talks about stubbing his toe I picture him screaming like a Tom n Jerry cartoon
Brian and Murr in Marks ear:
“Now Flood the Toilet”
Why on earth did it take Joe so long to answer that drunk guys simple question, "NO, this is not the encore, It's set break"
Yeah his answer even made me more confused maybe should’ve mentioned there being a second set to the guy 😂
My Mother's straight
Haha! That's pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Sorry to hear that
Is it terminal?
Poor thing. Thank you for your service. Lol
@@efreinshtick I don't know why but that "thank you for your service" got me bad 😂😂😂
12:30 Chris delay-a 😂 Joe plowed right past it
The word Joe is looking for is intermission 😂 he’s not being gay, he just couldn’t find the right word!
Intermission or “set break” in rock n roll ;)
I love all the PJ talk! My husband puts together their tour package, all of their sound boards, drive racks, anything they need to go on tour and he knows all of their sound engineers! I forgot how much Joe likes PJ!
Cosmo-"I'm hip"
Accountant-"hip to what?"
Cosmo-"hip to the whole scene"
its the sweater!
Here's to feeling gay all the time!
Correction, its Hole scene AKA glory hole scene.
My favorite part was him chugging beer & hitting the cig @ same time!
This IS the Show.
so.. its not the encore?
And we're NOT gonna change it
"No actually I've seen them a few times. " " This is what you would call half time. They're coming back out here for another show essentially. Now fuck off" Perfect
47:45 omg his 💩 story is everybody’s worst nightmare 😂
Currently listening to it and I’m horrified 😭😭
the worst thing you can do with a clogged up toilet is to flush again, but then again you only learn that by trying !
mexico story starts at 26:58
anyone know what club he played in Mexico City?
@@NathanBurnsRocksI would like to know as well so tag if they reply 😂
Carlos Ballarta has a special on his channel with 8 million views. It's in spanish but subtitles are in english and accurate. He's hilarious
Mark saying his reality TV show is different than other people's reality TV show is exactly what people who like reality shows say
I watched outlast and it had some painfully scripted forced moments of drama in it ( like any other )
I’m afraid Marquee Normand’s BS ometer is outta whack folks
Ads again. Wow. There's nothing more relaxing than putting your favorite podcast on to enjoy while you're making dinner, and then all of a sudden an ad that's ten times louder than the actual show comes on, so you have to frantically wash your hands and run across the room to skip the ad before your neighbors complain about the volume. Thank you so much for a relaxing experience.
Joes voice is so trippy it's like Jerry seinfeld on steroids marks on that same vibe to be honest, they both have such funny sounding voices 😂😂
i haven’t i’ve truly belly laughed like this in a long time , esp during marks Montauk story 😂
I wish we got this Mark on You Might Be Drunk but he seems to hold back. List, you are the best, my man.
Except how you keep telling me Ranaan is funny. You might be drunk.
@@jayfreedman5186I saw Ranaan live and I wanted to hate him, but I couldn’t. He was hilarious.
WMBD is a different format with guests, alcohol, and a different co-host, and I can appreciate seeing that side of him. Although, I do appreciate seeing glimpses of his TWS side when Joe's the guest on WMBD, it's like the planets line up for them ❤️
Yea. This mark is superior to we might be drunk mark.
Mark and Sam are business friends, mark and joe are best friends
I was trying to find a podcast to listen to at work and about 30 seconds in I realized I was not gonna be able to get away with it 😂 you two are my favorite
A person that shows you a property for only 5 min at a time means it’s insanely haunted or when the train goes by the whole building shakes
Mark poop story is hilarious AF! Laughed real hard. Maybe you should use it for stand up?
The divergent trajectories of these two are pretty fascinating. Joe started before Mark and was bigger, they do this show, both become headlining club comics, Mark heads to the moon with theaters and such and...Joe stays exactly the same. What's funny is I don't think Mark is that much better, he just works harder, networks better and hustles more. And yet, here we are with the same ol Tuesdays.
Better is subjective. They have different styles of comedy plus mark is handsome as shit
@217supermoto definitely subjective. And Joe's style isn't exactly people's favorite right now.
Gave them something to Montauk about. Lmfao
“Is this the encore?” At the end was great, love ya fellers
Poor Joe made that encore business as confusing as possible for the drunk businessman
Mark,love the shout out to Toby. I miss the long hair from AYG😊
Mark it’s not your fault. It’s not your fault Mark!!!!
Good Willy
36:55 Joe just describing a personal assistant and mark acting like Joe discovered gold is why this show is great
man that encore chooch story makes me livid! lol
I love it when these two crack each other up😅
Joe wants to feel hot jzzz on his back! Wow! These guys are “straight” comedy gold!
Mark talks about his new reality show he loves and then just describes survivor while burning Hollywood for rehashing show concepts. Anyone else? 😂
The septic tank was full. That wasn't Mark's fault. He just topped it off. You got fucked, Jerry.
He's been saying "It's all pipes Jerry!" for years and finally it made sense.
The duck fell out of the bag
12:20 Normand questioning why the speed of light exists still. Funny 😄
It's all pipes!
"Different pipes go to different places"
"I'll call a plumber right now"
Congrats Joe on the new Apt. Happy for ya buddy !
Intermission was the word that would have fixed the whole encore situation.
True but that dude was clearly packed with coke energy and wanted Joe to give a yes/no answer to encore, specifically. I could picture the dude throughout the story. Absolute worst.
That poop story is my biggest nightmare.
People next to me almost ruining my musical experience has got to be a #1 peeve.
Joe's encore story fuckin killed me! This is one reason to love Joe List 😂
Monday night upload all over my back!
"Everything he sees is black." 🤣
Mark really needs stability and enjoys the comfort of familiar cohorts while eating. I relate.
its not your fault mark, its everyone's shit. yours was just the last one
That shit story may be the hardest I laughed at this pod in a long time.
For the longest time, I never had RUclips ads on this podcast, due to obvious NSFW type of things they say. Now I get them all the time, yall just hit 90k, so clearly you're in the algo now.
Marky mark !!! I'm sorry that happened to you and know that it wasn't your fault!!! You're such a sweetheart and anyone would be lucky to have you and your wife in their presence ✨️
That may have been the best "its all pipes" drop in tuesdays with stories history
Marks coffee cup corner is impressive
Is this the encore?
No
What Joe is trying to describe is called the “set break.”
Set one
Set break
Set two
Encore
But semantics aside, that guy was being exceptionally dense.
Us mexicans love the tuesgays ❤
It’s all pipes Jerry!😂
Joe, you should have said, "No, this is not the encore."
It was really that simple
Fucking love this pod, guys. Yall are the two best gay guys I know
Joe saying "I'd call the cops if I were you." to Mark's shit story was so goddamn funny
Thanks for all the fun content!
OMG WHAT A STORY!!
how did I just notice the chime right before the ads is Mark's watch??!!
When Joe was name dropping and he says "Slappy White"! I'm dead!
“Lot of A’s … and a couple of j’s”There is one. Guadalajara
The arc of the covenant reference had me howling 😂😂😂😂
That happened to me with my septic. It was even in my washer. It was expensive to get the tank fixed
I totally thought it was Thursday.... then i opened youtube. the first time I've ever been disappointed by a new Tuesdays.
Epic shit story. Almost crashed on my way to work laughing so hard.
The plumbing story is my worst nightmare
That’s not on mark or anyone who used the bathroom. That’s on the owner for not emptying there tank.
For real they should have got refunded that last day.
@@KidVll kudos to mark for cleaning up but those were hundreds upon hundreds of ppls turds. Dudes wife said mark had to clean it up! 😆
Joined the Patreon this week. Worth it
I was appreciating how the show just starts AND they don’t make us watch RUclips ads, I’m definitely signing up!
rocky guadalajara picture show! ahahaha that one got me
Love this pod
ITS ACTUALLY ALL PIPES UNTIL THE SEPTIC FILLS UP!!! 😂😂😂
This podcast is AMAZING
New drinking game: take a shot every time Joe brings up Kerryn
That poop story is amazingly funny 😄
My father’s gay
You are the chosen one this week ✨️
My Father's gay too! They should hook up on Grindr!
Lol what a oozerrr
This will never not be funny
Son?
I believe it’s called a set break
Mark got lied to by the house owner. The tank may have been full but it's very difficult to plunge into the mains. Guessing by the pipe work the waste pipe and the water waste pipe probably interconnect. Which means that's inevitably going to happen. Adding water and plunging may have disrupted the air traps.
Further more if you block the toilet, the best thing to use is dish washing liquid, the oily soap lubes it and create flow.
*It's all pipes!*
Never knew that about dish soap- thanks for the tip!
If it's Carlos Ballarta, (pronounced Bayarta) that dude is hilarious in Spanish. Very cerebral. He has talked about how Louis really liked his material.
I’m not a live music expert but why didn’t Joe just say “No. this is just a break between sets.” He’s just as bad as the guy asking the question in that situation.
Intermission is the word
Ya know, I thought these guys would've run outta interesting stories by now but Normand's toilet story had my on the edge of my bed the whole time. And Joe's right - exactly what I was gonna say: it wasn't his fault. he was just the unlucky kid at the end of the shit-chain that had the misfortune of shitting the final shit.
Both of you missing the "ballcock" joke, when talking about the toilet, shows how little you know about home ownership. Bless your hearts!😂
And it was probably the owner's fault for not emptying the septic tank soon enough and/or forgetting to tell you that some septic tanks require you to space out water usage from dishwashers, laundry, showers, toilets, etc... or it will back the system up.
At the cabin we rented, you had to wait 30 minutes between showers. My sister got so sick of waiting for all eight of us to shower every day, she rented a local hotel room just to use for showering😂
And since you are both homeowners, learn about the water shut-off valve on the toilet, so when you see it's overflowing, you can shut it off and avoid it getting all over the floor!
I love how the set is actively falling apart😂
Joe was on fire this episode
It’s all pipes Jerry omfg lmao
My dad told me the same joke...hose a and hose b 😂 I was probably the same age ...dead
I was at the Tuesday night show at Fenway. It was Great!
This was great episode
This podcast is one of the few things that actually keeps me going on a daily basis 🙏💚 thank you guys
Only here to see Mount Normand of coffee cups 😂