These two grown men ran down a nice suburban street, one dressed as a musketeer, the other dressed as a ninja, singing "a drawing of my nuts". Years later, a giant sign in Times Square has "Ninja Sex Party - Sold Out" blaring on it. Proud.
I'm actually kind of legitimately scared of Ninja Brian. I know he's just a character, but during those ending clips, Ninja Brian just looks so serious, I click on the video annotations to live another day.
Lakea Wiederspohn No he's not. Dan might look strange when he does the stunts, but that's because he doesn't usually put on make-up when he does them, as he would get sweaty and it would run down his face. Not to mention he does them involuntarily, when Ninja Brian wakes him up just to tranquilize him, then throws him around aimlessly and records it.
Whenever I'm studying, playing games, or just doing anything on the computer at all I always have either in a new tab or on my phone the "all our songs for superfans" playlist going (that one has attitude city included). No reason to not listen to NSP in my opinion.
Every night I recite the memorized lyrics from at least one of their songs before I sleep. I do this hoping one day I can achieve 1/16th of Danny's sexiness.
I love the bit where fancy game-show host Dan is singing "You just tell me baby, if that is too much," and he takes a drink of whatever the fuck he's drinking, and yet audio Dan is still singing, so the lip syncing doesn't match up.
You have the found the true power of NSP Danny sungs and Brian just scares the notes to come out whenever he says this how can can harmonize with himself
@@gustavosanabio473 Well, according to scientific research compared to most creatures on earth we are having pretty short sex duration with only 2 minutes in average from penetration to climax. Also the reason why we humans don't have genital bone like most of the animal kingdom.
@@GigawingsVideo That's super not true. Among the animal kingdom, coitus generally doesn't last more than a few seconds. They get their business done and they get out.
Listening to this in 2021, it is absolutely insane how much their sound has improved over the last 9 years. Don't get me wrong, this is one of my favorite early NSP songs, but listen to "Do Math With U" and this back to back and you'll know exactly what I mean.
I gotta say, I'm so impressed with Sarah Kauffman's acting skills. Without every uttering a word, she depicts Sara Kaufmann's humorous thoughts, feelings, and responses so well!
This is completely false... Three minutes back from that exact point puts you 2 secs into the start of the song... check the time stamp on the track itself if you aren't convinced.
Nope. The song starts at 5 seconds. 180 seconds, or 3 minutes in, he says 180 one thousand. In the video it's at 3:05 because you have to subtract the song starting at 0:05
In all seriousness, this is actually my favourite song. The video is weird, but the song is one of the most melodically charming things I've heard. Keep it up Danny Boy. It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.
I miss the charm of these early videos. I love that the guys get to have the high production values and achieve their vision in the new videos, but these old ones are great.
She is very pretty. Also based on her acting, don't you think she's the only lady in these videos who actually seems to care about Sexbang? even at the end. Look at her face when he knocks himself out.
This is such a funny song. Danny's a lyrical comedic genius. But this is also one of the catchiest songs I've listened to. I'm humming it at the dinner table and my grandparents (I'm living with them atm) asked me what I'm humming... I denied to know what the lyrics were... to preserve their frail minds from the awesome of course!
I love how he says "Maybe it's starting to sink in... just how long 3 minutes really is" at exactly 3 minutes into the song. (okay, it starts at 2:57 and ends at 3:02, but he says "3 minutes" at the 3 minute mark.)
These two grown men ran down a nice suburban street, one dressed as a musketeer, the other dressed as a ninja, singing "a drawing of my nuts".
Years later, a giant sign in Times Square has "Ninja Sex Party - Sold Out" blaring on it.
Proud.
Enough to make somepne cry, so much success
This is the most epic shit I've ever seen 😂
Definitely in my top 5 favorite RUclips comments
And now they're coming to Melbourne Australia and I've got tickets
I really wish I could like this more. Liked this comment about 1 year ago and wanted to see if it was still number 1.
Always impresses me how Danny does all his own stunts.
Yellowbyte IKR Ross never does that he just tells us to look up scarring videos like Pizza Time
+Zander Hill Fuck him for that. I still have nightmares from that video
0:30 + 1:27 - 1:42 + 2:32 + 3:18 there you go
+Antonio Gregory SOILED IT
+Yellowbyte This comment made my week! XD
Remember, it's not just 3 minutes of ecstasy,
It's also 3+ minutes of crying before, after, and during sex.
+Darrark and thinking about it and using a sextant
Darrark worse comes to worse he has an orgy for one.
True
i'd break out the tissues if i were you
While a ninja stares three inches from your face
I love this but I'm kinda dissappointed that the heart at the end didn't get turned upside down and morphed into another drawing of Danny's nuts...
Same
Oh dang, that's a genius idea holy shit XD
You, my friend, are a true visionary
We are one.
Same tbh
I wish the song was exactly 3 minutes
I don't want to be the contrarian here, but I usually wish for NSP songs to never end
It was 2 seconds off to the ejaculation part, from the start of the song (00:05-03:17). Which is practically 3 minutes. ;)
I like how the song lasts longer than him haha but if it was 3 minutes that would be hilarious XD
Well, this song is ecstasy as well, and it's four minutes and forty-four seconds long, so that must mean.... this song is better than sex. Confirmed.
Truth.
pure ecstasy
The math checks out here
That's some real math-dick.
The counting bit ends at exactly 3 minutes though, so that is where the sex ends and the aftercare starts.
I'm actually kind of legitimately scared of Ninja Brian. I know he's just a character, but during those ending clips, Ninja Brian just looks so serious, I click on the video annotations to live another day.
same
go to their instagram and look at his baby, youll instantly be less horrified
Yes, because she's an even more psychotic killer than he is.
I don't see what the problem is. I mean, I never click on the annotations and I'm just fi
look up Brian smiling, he's way more scary without the mask XD
My new favorite excuse for anything is "I have to go to the pudding store - for pudding. Adieu."
@Mr7Reality I have to go to the other pudding store for pudding
@Mr7Reality you'd say that you had a doctors appointment at the dentist
10 years later, this still might unironically be my favorite NSP song.
I revisit this at least once a year, so good...
Uh I have to go to the soup store... To buy some clothes
+Freed G. Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
...
Dammit Suzaku.
+Freed G. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?
+Kristofski Smizofski I get it
+Freed G. ninja brian aka damnnnnnnnn
+Darth Trekkie FUCK YOU LELOUCH
The best part of watching NSP videos is that Danny does all of his own stunts
You're kidding right hahahahaha
Lakea Wiederspohn What, you can clearly see that danny does his own stunts...some people.
Lakea Wiederspohn No he's not. Dan might look strange when he does the stunts, but that's because he doesn't usually put on make-up when he does them, as he would get sweaty and it would run down his face. Not to mention he does them involuntarily, when Ninja Brian wakes him up just to tranquilize him, then throws him around aimlessly and records it.
I call him Dummy Jim, after the name of the cloth dummy from Who Killed Markiplier.
I love how every time NSP releases a new video, it causes me to binge all of their content.
amen
There's no reason you can't listen to all that again. No reason at all. It's totally worth it.
Whenever I'm studying, playing games, or just doing anything on the computer at all I always have either in a new tab or on my phone the "all our songs for superfans" playlist going (that one has attitude city included). No reason to not listen to NSP in my opinion.
I love how much I agree with you!!!
Naomi Davies
Just have it on loop at all times.
Every night I recite the memorized lyrics from at least one of their songs before I sleep. I do this hoping one day I can achieve 1/16th of Danny's sexiness.
Don't we all?
Im sure you do Corey...
Hey Mr,President do you mind some electric guitar?
Sexbang is love, Sexbang is life.
It'll never happen. That is impossible to achieve.
I want Dan's kids to look back on all his songs in the future.
They're either gonna be horrifically scarred or really proud.
KylieKat221 Maybe both
+KylieKat221 Horifically scroud.
+Hayden K. (Patch Scales) Probably Strangely Aroused
wait
he has kids?
I love the bit where fancy game-show host Dan is singing "You just tell me baby, if that is too much," and he takes a drink of whatever the fuck he's drinking, and yet audio Dan is still singing, so the lip syncing doesn't match up.
Reggie Fils-Amie Is he really? I didn't even realize that's who he was meant to be. Good to know.
Yah but he is still wearing those pants
You have the found the true power of NSP Danny sungs and Brian just scares the notes to come out whenever he says this how can can harmonize with himself
i typed on youtube " three m" and i suddenly understood the musketeer outfit
OHHHHH
+TehDarkrai What is it?
+TehDarkrai I didn't know Sanji listened to music, I thought he spent most of his time hitting on girls
+TehDarkrai sanji... hows your nosebleeding holding up watching NSP? :P .. damn really need to get back into OP soon
O H
This band is genius. When Danny was drinking a martini and doesn’t match up with the lip syncing as he’s doing it it killed me
"Just how long 3 minutes really is"
The timer is at 3 minutes
It REALLY make you get how long 3 minutes really is
@@gustavosanabio473 Well, according to scientific research compared to most creatures on earth we are having pretty short sex duration with only 2 minutes in average from penetration to climax. Also the reason why we humans don't have genital bone like most of the animal kingdom.
@@GigawingsVideo lets pump those numbers up
fun fact: in the album version, the 3 minute mark is *exactly* where danny says "one hundred and eighty-one-thousand."
@@GigawingsVideo That's super not true. Among the animal kingdom, coitus generally doesn't last more than a few seconds. They get their business done and they get out.
"Guest starring Sarah Kauffman as Sara Kaufmann."
+Jonny Musgrave only a true actress can play herself
+Ryan “LazyProto” Henry she doesn't play herself, she's missing an H
+Owen Brennan more than an h
"...and Brian bought us a new yacht. (He killed the previous owner.)"
That lyric just became a lot funnier after I watched this.
This is probably my favorite song out of all of them so far.
My favorite is Party of Three, but this one's very close.
I like Objects of Desire and Unicorn Wizard x3
My favorite are Objects of Desire and Let's get this Terrible Party Started.
No love for I Just Want To (Dance) or No Reason Boner? Those are my favorites, but this is very good as well. Ah, fuck it, they're all amazing :)
I love Manticore, Unicorn Wizard, Attitude City and The Ultimate Sandwich
I want a man to stare at me like bryan stares at the camera
Yeomra I want a woman to do that.
Also, I see you are a Mind Sculptor. I prefer to be the Spirit Dragon, myself
You mean _Brian_ right?
With murderous intent?
I'm not the only one! :D
I'm in love with this lady.... even though I'm a straight female. She is so fucking hilarious even without saying a word XD
You say that like it's possible not to want to sexbang Danny
She's so pretty too. And that green cute oh my gosh it's so cute I want it so bad!
Reasons I stay alive:
1: Danny's silky polyester kimonos
2: Danny's little orange briefs
3: Ninja Brian allows it
I don't know who that girl is but her expressions on the entire video was priceless. xDDD
I need a gif of the skiing Danny failing. You dont understand, I NEED this.
Well I need three minutes of ecstasy.
mightypenguin100 U wunt sum i'll giv it to ya
@@Jester_Jingles sorry id help but uh
I need to go to the uh
The pudding store
For uh
Pudding
I did NUTSee the drawings coming.
*cumming
Evan Gray
that neither, for that matter
Evan Gray I was going to say that... guess I was four years too late
Easily my favorite girl in any NSP video, she seems like she has personality and can actually somewhat act.
What about Peppermint Creams?
She wasnt bad either, not my favorite but definitely not the worst.
Definitely my favorite, too. Her expressions are the greatest. The girl in Party of Three is my second fave
Her name is Sarah Kauffman and her character is Sara Kaufmann. I love NSP.
The melody in this song is so beautiful. It may be the best melody I've heard in a comedy song, and the best in NSP library. This song!
I love watching their old videos and seeing how big of an adventure they're gunna have. brings a nice tear to my eye.
I can't get past the fact that he says "Just how long three minutes really is" right at 3:00. My mind just can't handle it.
If this and Let's get this Terrible Party Started had a baby would it be called Three Minutes of ECHstacy?
Or if JonTron sang this song. Or maybe if JonTron WAS the love child of Three Minutes of Ecstasy and Let's Get This Horrible Party Started.
gaara508 Are you calling Three Minutes of Ecstasy garbage?!
Hey, man, fuck you!
Well that escalated quickly.
YES!
+gaara508 Lets get this Terrible Party Started's music video begs to differ
Listening to this in 2021, it is absolutely insane how much their sound has improved over the last 9 years. Don't get me wrong, this is one of my favorite early NSP songs, but listen to "Do Math With U" and this back to back and you'll know exactly what I mean.
2:00 How much hair conditioner did they use to make Danny's hair look like that??? XD
NOTHING CAN CONTAIN PURE JUDISM!!!
+ravinglunatic RAWWWWWWWRRARARARARRWWWRRRR bagels!
+Miranda Heredia He only uses 1 can of Rabbi's Own Brand Judaism Juice.
...all of them...
The quality of these videos from 2012 to 2018 is amazing. Songs too. Still hilarious.
I lost it at Jar Jar.
You and me both and the "watching dogs bone jar"
Brilliant!!
...And musically, this is one of their very best songs
Dan being his own background dancers and Brian in a suit are the best thing I have ever seen anywhere ever
I gotta say, I'm so impressed with Sarah Kauffman's acting skills. Without every uttering a word, she depicts Sara Kaufmann's humorous thoughts, feelings, and responses so well!
OH MY GOD IF YOU SUBTRACT THE 5 SECONDS FROM THE INTRO THEN HE SAYS 180 ONE THOUSAND RIGHT AT THREE MINUTES i LOVE NSP
Becket Clark I don't understand
Becket Clark I'm confused
180 seconds is 3 minutes
This is completely false...
Three minutes back from that exact point puts you 2 secs into the start of the song... check the time stamp on the track itself if you aren't convinced.
Nope. The song starts at 5 seconds. 180 seconds, or 3 minutes in, he says 180 one thousand. In the video it's at 3:05 because you have to subtract the song starting at 0:05
I never thought I'd hear anyone sing the words "A drawing of my nuts" with such an amazing voice...
I was thinking exactly the same thing. Danny can sing really well, and the falsetto at the end... Like if you cry everytime....
ninja Brian I appreciate your work on NSP Dan needs you as much as you need him
Subtle threat at the end during the murder jar bit is my very favorite part.
Man these old effects are great. The dummy flying into the window. Then a cut to Danny standing up, disheveled, a look of utter intensity in his eyes.
Band is called Ninja Sex Party, but I didn't see one ninja in this entire video.
BLASPHAMY!!
+ravinglunatic Hello, you appear to have missed a joke. Would you like assistance?
+C Hastings ninja Brian is that good.
+C Hastings what ninja?
You're that ninja?
'Dicktember' still fuckin kills me
i love how dan try to enthusiastically plant his sword in the ground but completely fails
Sarah's facial expressions are seriously amazing.
Couldn't agree more; aside from Danny being drunk it's my favorite element of the video
I still come back to the old classics even after all this time bc the classics r amazing as well... I love everything about every single nsp song ^w^
look at these precious babies. how far theyve come
In all seriousness, this is actually my favourite song. The video is weird, but the song is one of the most melodically charming things I've heard. Keep it up Danny Boy.
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.
God, i love how Danny thinks
I miss the charm of these early videos. I love that the guys get to have the high production values and achieve their vision in the new videos, but these old ones are great.
Couldn't agree more. There's definitely something they've not recaptured as much as I still love NSP. So many great visual gags in all of these.
same! missing really the stupid low production feel. the songs were incredibly amazing even with few effects and instruments!
This is my favorite one, honestly.
"Put on my booties!" Is always in my head when doing daily menial tasks, lol, for years!
I love the face Sarah Kauffman makes after Danny says "I'm sure I left you happy" 3:23
Also, I'm very concerned as to how there is a Watching Dogs Bone jar, but I'm even more concerned that it has money in it.
I just remembered that dogs have a tendency to bone each other frequently, so ignore this.
I laughed at the Jar Jar. Also my dogs bone all the time, and they are both male.
Brian never fills the swear jar
thanks mark for turning all ur fans into nsp lovelies
not gonna lie I started watching gg from mark and then fell in love with nsp and Im grateful to him for that
I watched Mark first but one of my friends showed my GG and NSP before Mark mentioned them and when he did I was like “Ayyyyyyye!” 😀
ive only watched gg over the years but he seems chill, hes hilarious in all the videos, & thats cool of him to promote them
10 years and they still rocks. Amazing song.
I like how Danny says "Maybe it's starting to sink in... just how long 3 minutes really is" right as the video hits the 3-minute mark.
Absolutely amazing. I never noticed before!
The chick in this video is easily one of the most beautiful I have ever seen.
And she's so expressively funny as well. I would totally date her.
Shane Long ..
She is very pretty. Also based on her acting, don't you think she's the only lady in these videos who actually seems to care about Sexbang? even at the end. Look at her face when he knocks himself out.
rogums I agree. She showed more emotion than any of the other girls.
Shane Long
Ya, but you liked a Rebecca Black video... so what do you know?
This is such a funny song. Danny's a lyrical comedic genius. But this is also one of the catchiest songs I've listened to. I'm humming it at the dinner table and my grandparents (I'm living with them atm) asked me what I'm humming... I denied to know what the lyrics were... to preserve their frail minds from the awesome of course!
Oh my god you're so welcome.
***** never forget
***** You've forgotten.
all is lost.
This suddenly popped up in my head and holy shit, I forgot how funny it was.
Also, Danny looks crazy young in this
Am I the only one who comes back every couple of months just for the music in this. :) As cheesy as it sounds, the ending chorus is just EXCELLENT. :)
idk how I never saw this before but ninja brian looks directly at the camera almost the entire time.
He does that most times. He's looking into your soul.
Respectfully, that's like complaining that Bugs Bunny eats carrots in almost every BB cartoon :-) It's a big part of the Ninja Brian Experience!!
voicetube Not complaining just genuinely never noticed before.
whiteknightsucho grump My misunderstanding; NS Party on!!
He isn't looking at the camera. He's looking at you.
I love her expression at 2:47. It's like she's thinking "What the heck is happening!?"
Dan is sacrificing his own pleasure for the safety of his beloved. What a hero. I think we all need some Danny inside us.
This was my 2,000 video I've ever liked. Like, seriously. This "like" playlist is at 2,000 now. This video was worthy of it.
I wish they'd write songs like this again.
Wdym
@@trequor They haven't done anything this funny in almost a decade.
0:19
I love how the sword fell down. I love this song so much! :D
Wow. Danny is unbelieavably flexible
0:33 IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT HER EXPRESSION OMG
Danny dancing in the background makes this video 10 times better XD
The chorus is genuinely lovely
Background dancer Danny is the best thing in the world.
It's one of my favorite things ever!
Oh my god you're so welcome.
4:15 He just looks so happy.
This song is pure gold. 'nuff said.
I love the Dans dancing in the background during the chorus.
Oh mark, what did you get me to do...
lol same
a drawing of my nuts
Wallace Collins hahah what?
I like how he said "Maybe it's starting to sink in: just how long three minutes is" RIGHT at the three minute mark.
I love how bewildered she looks😂
Thanks Markimoo
The flowers breaking the glass gets me every time.
Do a version of The Beatles " Taxman" song but "yeaaa I'm the sex bang".
I love how he says "Maybe it's starting to sink in... just how long 3 minutes really is" at exactly 3 minutes into the song. (okay, it starts at 2:57 and ends at 3:02, but he says "3 minutes" at the 3 minute mark.)
Dan with slicked back hair gives me a reason to live.
I love how in the chart theres still a fraction for cuddles and water which is honestly so soft I love these dorks
God Dannit, this is such a classic!
Haha, thanks Mark :D
Definitely lol 😂
Same
Exactly LOL!
+Rodrev Of Course this is his favourite...
Lol omg same I got this from mark YAAA IM NOT THE ONLY ONE Lol
I'm still coming back all these years later.
These are fucking fantastic. I've never laughed so hard in my life.
Lounge singer Danny always makes me laugh, especially when he takes a sip while he's supposed to be lip syncing
Took me 2 years to see the 3 Dans in the back of this video dancing, I now laugh way too hard everytime I watch this
i like how a song titled three minutes of ecstasy is 4 minutes long.
its just starting to sink in 3:00
lol he skewered that sword into the ground but it still fell flat on the ground xD
You know the Internet is broken when this channel isn't the most subscribed
I can't imagine why anyone would thumb this down this is gold thank you so much Dan and Brian
Such a good melody too