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  • Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
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    Movie Review: The Snowman

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  • @CyberkillGames
    @CyberkillGames 7 лет назад +137

    Mr Snob. You could have saved yourself from this movie. I gave you all the clues.

  • @R1ch4d8
    @R1ch4d8 7 лет назад +94

    Sarah's the most delightful person in the world.

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 7 лет назад +161

    Val Kilmer's not only has a cancerous tumor in his throat, he won't take regular cancer treatments. I don't know the basis of the treatment he is taking. If he's in the movie because Scorsese and/or the director had him in because he needed the work, I can sympathize. Too bad it was in this badly bungled film. I'm going to just read the book.

    • @taniabackman6433
      @taniabackman6433 7 лет назад +15

      When I saw (and heard) Kilmer in panel discussion on new 2-disc blu-ray of Heat, I guessed that cancer and/or surgery has happened to his mouth/throat area. Pretty sad to hear that it's now official.

    • @buckleygeneration
      @buckleygeneration 7 лет назад +10

      Yeah, his voice is very strange now, he kind of sounds like a drunk Brando. It’s a damn shame, poor guy.

    • @SuperMutant2099
      @SuperMutant2099 7 лет назад +23

      Throat cancer one of the worst to get. Seen it happen to Bobby Hennan and Roger Ebert. Just ate away at them.

    • @biancawhitlock6
      @biancawhitlock6 7 лет назад +14

      He's a Christian Scientist, so is probably not pursuing treatment. It's really sad to watch him decline. :(

    • @Zeitgeist6
      @Zeitgeist6 7 лет назад +16

      This. The man is not thinking straight. They apparently believe that you need to treat illness with prayer from what I read on Christian Science.

  • @yvonnerogers6429
    @yvonnerogers6429 7 лет назад +107

    When I saw the notification for this one, I punched the air with joy! Thanks, Brad and Sarah!

  • @brooklynbuglet
    @brooklynbuglet 7 лет назад +166

    um...don't wanna upset you but they had the best editor in the business Thelma Schoonmaker who has worked on EVERY Martin Scorsese movie and even she could not fix it
    and yes Val Kilmer has had a lot of cancer, I think it's of the throat or of the mouth so he can't really speak anymore. It's actually quite sad, he's very sick

    • @DeadManSinging1
      @DeadManSinging1 7 лет назад +57

      Apparently the studio made the director not film key scenes. The director disowned it

    • @yvonnerogers6429
      @yvonnerogers6429 7 лет назад +20

      It is indeed pretty tragic about Kilmer.

    • @kiruppert
      @kiruppert 7 лет назад +19

      kenneth mabie The Director’s Guild doesn’t let people use Alan Smithee anymore. Too many people know what that signifies these days.

    • @backtoklondike
      @backtoklondike 7 лет назад +15

      Hollywood doesn't use Alan Smithee anymore plus there was an interview where the director strongly hinted that he didn't like how the movie turned out.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад +8

      Yeah. Now with Social Media, filmmakers can just burn bridges in front of everyone now. Names like Alan Smithee are no longer needed.

  • @trinidadbotello9906
    @trinidadbotello9906 7 лет назад +73

    I hope Val Kilmer gets better.

  • @kieranelliott5607
    @kieranelliott5607 7 лет назад +32

    I'd like to congratulate the trailer makers for this film - they did a pretty good job selling it, before word of its true quality got out.

  • @GoldenGyroBalls
    @GoldenGyroBalls 7 лет назад +55

    It's so fucking sad that this was a disaster. So much talent lined up and then it all came crashing down.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад

      Sometime's it's "Hollywood"s fault. It's not all one entity. There are mistakes and there are competitions.

    • @hay9678
      @hay9678 7 лет назад

      I like that a crazy man asked Val Kilmer to come to a secluded cabin all by himself and he was like "yeah, this is a good idea."

  • @daric_
    @daric_ 7 лет назад +12

    The poster tagline should have been "Mr. Police, I left a flaming bag of poo on your doorstep and a bottle of scotch. It's the best I could do" with a snowman facepalming.

  • @funkyd3321
    @funkyd3321 7 лет назад +10

    Watching Sarah's ceaseless smile for the first 30 seconds tells me that this is gunna be a good one.

  • @DeniseFaraday
    @DeniseFaraday 6 лет назад +7

    HOLY SHIT!...Is Brad wearing a Double Toasted t-shirt?!?!? To see two of my favorite YT personalities merge like this makes my day!

  • @rodrolliv
    @rodrolliv 7 лет назад +23

    Mathew Buck's video on the movie got me hyped for Brad's take. Both do a great job tearing this kind of messes apart.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 лет назад +1

      rodrolliv I wanna see Phelous do a double bill review of Happy Death Day and The Snowman.

    • @culwin
      @culwin 6 лет назад

      Phelous will review Dingo Pictures version of The Snowman

  • @psychokitty444
    @psychokitty444 6 лет назад +18

    I saw this after Blade Runner 2049. I got drunk between the two.
    Movie experience of the year.

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 7 лет назад +14

    Just occurred to me......Brad said that this director - who made Let The Right One In - doesn't know how to direct children..... There's got to be some story about whose little girl that is because we KNOW this guy can direct child actors.

    • @BackyardPix
      @BackyardPix 7 лет назад +4

      Alfredson most certainly knows how to direct children. He directed a hilarious show for kids, called Bert, in the 90's. Very raunchy and crude humor, with fantastic performances from the kids.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 7 лет назад +2

      That's what I mean. So was this a Jake Lloyd situation where the producer had a friend with a kid they want to get into movies....?

    • @franzsanders9573
      @franzsanders9573 2 года назад +1

      I think it’s more likely that due to his badly bungled this film was in the editing, they just used all of the worst shots involving the little girl not being properly directed.

  • @BuddySweyzer
    @BuddySweyzer 7 лет назад +8

    Sssssooooo LET'S BUILD A SNOWMAN, WE CAN MAKE HIM OUR BEST FRIEND

  • @samking8679
    @samking8679 7 лет назад +11

    Martin Scorsese's name being attached to this movie is like if Steven Spielberg's name was attached to Transformers 5. Hahaha... Oh......

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully 7 лет назад +3

      SamKing imo, attaching a name to a film other than the actors' or directors' is just false advertisement.
      "From the filmaker who brought you Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs comes... _Iron Monkey!_ "
      Now I liked Iron Monkey very much, but the taglines in the vein of the above quote is just BS. Just because Tarantino got the film brought to US markets doesn't mean he had f%$k all to do with its content.
      Imo, let a film stand on who actually made it(if the actual quality of the film just can't be enough) _not_ who provided/raised the money for it or what have you.
      Sorry, rant over ;)

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 3 года назад +1

      Or Ridley Scott's name being on Phoenix Forgotten.
      Actually, he directed Alien Covenant, so maybe having his name Cannibal Holocaust with aliens isn't that bad.

  • @SapphireDragonDX
    @SapphireDragonDX 7 лет назад +4

    @ 26:07 Did anyone else started cracking up at how cute Sarah said "Momma"? XD

  • @briangonigal3974
    @briangonigal3974 7 лет назад +20

    This review should have been nothing but wildly entertaining, but sadly the revelation about Val Kilmer (hinted at in the review, confirmed in the comments & the inevitable post review Google search) kinda cast a pall over the whole thing for me. I didn't know beforehand and it's pretty evident Brad & Sara hadn't heard either, but it was clear that after seeing him in the movie they at least suspected even if they weren't willing to come right out & say it right then live.

  • @Blakbox92
    @Blakbox92 7 лет назад +31

    Murder on the Orient Express looks interesting, but it really annoyed me is how they used that Imagine Dragons song in the trailer. PLEASE, Hollywood don't use top 40s pop songs for period pieces, for the love of god, it just doesn't fit.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 лет назад +2

      MrAwesomeTrex Since when was "Beliver" a pop song?
      But yeah... kind felt jarring to me when they used a lyric-less version of an Imagine Dragons song in movie that is obviously set during vintage times. It fit much more better in the Nintendo Switch Superbowl commercial.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +1

      MrAwesomeTrex Oh God, finally! I was almost persuaded that I was the only one to be annoyed by pop songs shoved in films without any regards for logic or if it's appropriate for the movie content!

  • @doctordoom85
    @doctordoom85 7 лет назад +8

    Damn, first I was like, "hmm, book that was well-received, strong cast, on my radar" then I saw the RT score and was like, "err, no" and then I watch this and I'm like, "shit, this sounds like a glorious train wreck. I'll catch a cheap showing on Tuesday if I can."

  • @yvonnerogers6429
    @yvonnerogers6429 6 лет назад +3

    I re-watch this review all the time. I'm ever so grateful for it. Thanks!

    • @zolibako4816
      @zolibako4816 4 года назад

      I do the same, I've seen it at least 4 times by now :) Even more entertaining after you actually saw the movie

  • @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874
    @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 7 лет назад +16

    I loved the Harry Hole novels and it's a shame that this abomination is what we got. The books are written overseas, I believe in Sweden, and they are excellent. The Snowman isn't even the first book, though. My only hope is that this film gets people to read the books and discover how great they are.

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 5 лет назад +1

      The Harry Hole novels are from Norway, not Sweden.

  • @D0ug1997
    @D0ug1997 7 лет назад +18

    Did they really go this whole review without mentioning the lead character's name?

  • @ardvarkboy
    @ardvarkboy 7 лет назад +46

    Val Kilmer reportedly has or had throat cancer thats why he doesn't have a good voice right now.

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 7 лет назад +3

      To my knowledge, he still does. I was told at Monster Mania Con that if I wanted to see him or get his autograph, then and there would be the best time.

    • @ardvarkboy
      @ardvarkboy 7 лет назад +1

      Wow ... that doesn't sound very good. I hope he gets better.

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 7 лет назад +1

      Ardy Ballyhoo I heard people in the comments say he's refusing cancer treatment, which is just sad.

  • @Milkmouse1966
    @Milkmouse1966 6 лет назад +3

    Even Wikipedia couldn't tell me what this movie is about. The summary for the plot is barely a paragraph long.

  • @BluRayMan12
    @BluRayMan12 7 лет назад +3

    The movie is like watching a two hour edit of a four and a half hour miniseries but the editors don't know how to make the shorter version work so large sections it make absolutely no sense. The various plots hardly overlap unless absolutely necessary. There have A LOT of bad movies this year but this and Book Of Henry will be remembered by film history as great examples of "who the hell had final cut over this" type disasters.

  • @endlessnoise9173
    @endlessnoise9173 7 лет назад +2

    "You the man!"
    "No. I'm the Snowman!"

  • @trtx84
    @trtx84 7 лет назад +9

    It sounds like Rebecca Ferguson uses a similar means to record phone calls as Tommy Wiseau in The Room.

  • @Arrowdodger
    @Arrowdodger 7 лет назад +32

    Mister Reviewer, you tried to tell us about Pure Flix but we didn't lsiten

  • @petewadesays12
    @petewadesays12 7 лет назад +3

    A Jack Frost extended universe?!

  • @whatiftherewasanun
    @whatiftherewasanun 6 лет назад +2

    Brad: "I'm trying to hit 'end'."
    Sarah: *gets possessed*

  • @perfectharbinger1398
    @perfectharbinger1398 7 лет назад +1

    You know, given Val Kilmer's condition, I have ABSOLUTELY no idea why he is in this whatsoever. I mean this isn't like a Miguel Ferrer situation. Miguel Ferrer got throat cancer but actively decided "No, I want to see my career to the end" and they actually wrote his throat cancer INTO the plot of NCIS: Los Angeles. Because basically Miguel actively refused to take days off and said "Look, let's write it into the show. Let's not drag down the quality of the show by dubbing me or killing me off just because I've got cancer" so they wrote it into the show that his character got throat cancer. And they wrote it in such a way that his character's story is technically still going despite Miguel having passed away. Really fantastic show, but that's off-topic.
    Val Kilmer on the other hand? He doesn't give a fuck about this movie. Look up stuff about him talking about the movie and you can tell he was disinterested in this movie. So why, in precious fuck, is he in this movie? You're not exactly broke, Mr Kilmer. Take a fucking day off, dude. Well I hope Val Kilmer recovers from his cancer nevertheless. But still....Why?

  • @DieHardAlien
    @DieHardAlien 7 лет назад +15

    Double Toasted shirt? Thumbs up bro!

  • @dunes8817
    @dunes8817 7 лет назад +8

    Doesn't help the editor that they didn't have much to work with, considering how large chunks of the script didn't get filmed

  • @stryder414
    @stryder414 7 лет назад +11

    Yeah, Val Kilmer has been sick for a while and i believe he has to fight to be put in movies nowadays. Time and nature can be very unfortunate, he's just not our huckleberry anymore.

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully 7 лет назад +3

      TheExile414 With his roles in Heat, Tombstone, True Romance, The Doors, Top Gun and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang(listed in no particular order of how much I like them), Val Kilmer will always be _my_ huckleberry!

  • @Eivind1979
    @Eivind1979 7 лет назад +20

    It's not a Norway thing. Never seen a interior window in a home. It's common in offices tho.

    • @twitchytails
      @twitchytails 7 лет назад +5

      Ta'a Te Tu I see it a lot in timeshare houses, but never in actual long term living houses

    • @VegimorphtheMovieBoy
      @VegimorphtheMovieBoy 7 лет назад +3

      Definitely not a Norway thing. Wooden and circular staircases are more of a staple actually

    • @Painocus
      @Painocus 7 лет назад +3

      My new-rich uncle who lives in the Oslo suburbs has 'em, so maybe it's a weird bourgeois trend of some kind, but I haven't seen them anywhere else.

  • @aaronthebox
    @aaronthebox 7 лет назад +7

    Poor Fassbender...I love the guy but man he has been having a rough couple of years, other than the X-men movies I guess but even the last one of those he was in wasn't too good!

  • @aljen181
    @aljen181 7 лет назад +3

    Brad wearing a Double Toasted shirt? What is this, a crossover episode?

  • @LupeJustinian
    @LupeJustinian 7 лет назад +6

    I like you guys' new hats! Berets suit you two 😀

  • @tomahzo
    @tomahzo 5 лет назад

    13:42 : She didn't even drape a scarf over it or anything, she was just like... DOOP! :D

  • @jmalmsten
    @jmalmsten 6 лет назад +3

    Having grown up in Sweden, I've seen quite a few Swedish police procedural films... Our cinemas (and TV Film slots) are littered with them... I mean... Forget about James Bond, our film industry has been churning out dozens of films each year each for a handful detectives for the past 40+ years now... And the director, Tomas Alfredsson, is a veteran of that same industry ... So for me, while I did hear it was a trainwreak, the director usually does good stuff, I went and saw what was, honestly... A pretty average of those meat grinder run of the mill films that we have truckloads of over here...
    If the story wasn't picked up in the US then there would probably be a couple of Norwegian films made out of this property. And it wouldn't have made so much noise as it would have just blended in with all the rest. And the language thing would have made more sense. They even had norwegian songs in ghe film while every supposed norwegian speaks english to each other... a decision I've always found strange... Why not just relocate the story to alaska or something?!
    But yeah, if it's true that they weren't able to shoot the complete film, then the result would make so much more sense... Because he can do great things, like direct children (Let the Right One In), thrillers (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) even comedies and childrens films... This will be very interesting to hear what went on behind the scenes.

  • @roarshach13
    @roarshach13 7 лет назад +1

    "If you want to know what this movie is about...I don't know." Oh that's always a good sign.

  • @ikillomega
    @ikillomega 7 лет назад +1

    Dammit! Sarah is just too adorable. Oh! And Brad's there, too!

  • @moralityisnotsubjective5
    @moralityisnotsubjective5 7 лет назад +88

    *obligatory Do you want to build a snowman joke*

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 7 лет назад +5

      Cynical Cthulhu *Obligatory Jack Frost reference*

    • @twentywordsorlessYT
      @twentywordsorlessYT 7 лет назад +14

      Do you wanna watch "The Snowman"?
      Is it as bad as they saaaaaaaaay?

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 лет назад

      artistwithouttalent *Obligatory* *Happy* *Death* *Day* *recommendation*

    • @Lellowcake96
      @Lellowcake96 7 лет назад +9

      Will you help me hide a body? C'mon we can't delay No one can see him on the floor, Get him out the door, Before he can decay!
      I thought you were my buddy We won't get caught Just help me and don't ask why
      Will you help me hide a body? It didn't have to be in one piece.
      (Go away, Anna)
      Oh dear, why...
      Won't you help me hide a body? This one's been knocked out since last Fall I think his company is overdue It's about time we threw His body down the well
      (Stay down there, Joan.)
      It gets a little lonely Digging up all these graves Out in the night by myself... (Ugh, we're already running out of space in these caves!)
      Elsa, please I know you're in there You've been hiding all these years They say, "don't cry" and I have tried to Hide bodies without you Now I'm out of tears
      I've killed mother and father Now it's just you and me What are you gonna do?
      Won't you help me hide their bodies?

    • @DrGregoryHouseIT
      @DrGregoryHouseIT 7 лет назад

      *to the tune of that song*
      Mr police you could've saved her
      I gave you all the cluues...

  • @lsgreger2645
    @lsgreger2645 7 лет назад +3

    The best review I have heard of this is when you try to make a Fincher movie and you don't hit the mark, you miss badly.

  • @dgooz
    @dgooz 6 лет назад +1

    You guys made more sense of this than me. I just redbox'd it, watched the bonus stuff and was still asking wtf?

  • @Lellowcake96
    @Lellowcake96 7 лет назад

    Will you help me hide a body? C'mon we can't delay No one can see him on the floor, Get him out the door, Before he can decay!
    I thought you were my buddy We won't get caught Just help me and don't ask why
    Will you help me hide a body? It didn't have to be in one piece.
    (Go away, Anna)
    Oh dear, why...
    Won't you help me hide a body? This one's been knocked out since last Fall I think his company is overdue It's about time we threw His body down the well
    (Stay down there, Joan.)
    It gets a little lonely Digging up all these graves Out in the night by myself... (Ugh, we're already running out of space in these caves!)
    Elsa, please I know you're in there You've been hiding all these years They say, "don't cry" and I have tried to Hide bodies without you Now I'm out of tears
    I've killed mother and father Now it's just you and me What are you gonna do?
    Won't you help me hide their bodies?

  • @clintonenlow1076
    @clintonenlow1076 7 лет назад +16

    Love the director, the actors, and the No Nesbo book series...this is disappointing

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 лет назад

      Just watch Happy Death Day. You'll be glad you did.

    • @MrKahlerHahn
      @MrKahlerHahn 7 лет назад +2

      yeah judging by cast, crew and source material this had to be an amazing film. But if some cokehead producers screw everythng up nothing can help

    • @clintonenlow1076
      @clintonenlow1076 7 лет назад +1

      Just joins the legion of movies where the book was better

  • @justinmcarthur4807
    @justinmcarthur4807 7 лет назад +2

    Random question, have you ever seen the movie called A Ghost Story with Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara? Now that's a movie I'd like to hear your opinion on

  • @zemimsky
    @zemimsky 7 лет назад

    Do you wanna build a snowman ?
    * someone pulls a trigger from behind *
    * someone falls face first in the snow *
    No, i don't wanna build a snowman.

  • @TrevsMovieReviews263
    @TrevsMovieReviews263 5 лет назад +1

    You know the movie is bad when your main characters name is Harry Hole 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NapoleonWinston
    @NapoleonWinston 7 лет назад +11

    Yay sarah!!!

  • @OmnipotentDog
    @OmnipotentDog 7 лет назад +2

    I think the reason Val Kilmer's voice is dubbed is because he has throat cancer, I read an article about it recently.

  • @Dadaph
    @Dadaph 7 лет назад +1

    Windows between rooms are not a Norway thing, it's just weird. And I kinda want to see this movie now. First parts of it was shot in my neighborhood in Oslo, second it's become a meme machine.

  • @Ellthom
    @Ellthom 7 лет назад +1

    So there was no "Walking in the Air" music playing during this movie? bah... missed opportunity. :P

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 7 лет назад +1

    Forget about North Korea, Norway (home of Jo Nesbø author of successful thriller series which includes, The Snowman) must be furious with us. Val Kilmer is denying cancer diagnosis, but who knows. Whether he needed the payday or not he and a lot of other talented actors were all tossed into a metaphorical icy lake...currently movie is at 8% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @himbovoorhees
      @himbovoorhees 7 лет назад

      He's confirmed cancer, he just claims he's healing it/healed it through "prayer"

  • @culwin
    @culwin 5 лет назад

    I hope my man Val gets better.
    Watched Real Genius yesterday, still holds up. Great stuff.

  • @artistwithouttalent
    @artistwithouttalent 6 лет назад

    7:26 "They’re eating her... And then they're going to eat ME! Oh my GOOOOOD!!!"
    7:50 Call-back

  • @darkdemonqueen
    @darkdemonqueen 6 лет назад +1

    Every review I've watched from my usual RUclipsrs are just baffled by how horrible this movie is! Now I wanna watch it just out of curiosity! 😎

  • @flmbyz
    @flmbyz 6 лет назад

    Watching it now! They were playing that Shriek of the Mutilated song you spliced into the Halloween review!! 😆

  • @MotownFan1962
    @MotownFan1962 7 лет назад

    8:19 - That is an impressive bass-baritone vocal!

  • @adamtherock2008
    @adamtherock2008 6 лет назад

    3.37 So What Sarah’s saying is that it’s stylistically designed to be that way.

  • @halfdemonprince
    @halfdemonprince 6 лет назад

    I was under the impression that the movie would be a standard slasher film about a killer snowman.

  • @danprotheroe
    @danprotheroe 7 лет назад +3

    3 day world cup? must be set in scotland.

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt 7 лет назад

      No, that's more like a 3 hour world cup :)

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 7 лет назад

    28:50 (watching trailer before BLADE RUNNER: 2049) "okay.. Denzel's in it... he's always good... (from the director of NIGHTCRAWLER) _BOING_ (interest peaks; sits up straight in seat) "okay I'm there"

  • @yvonnerogers6429
    @yvonnerogers6429 7 лет назад +1

    You love Christie too? Awesome! Can't wait to see that picture!

  • @Crowley9
    @Crowley9 7 лет назад

    On the extent of what is missing, the director said that they didn't film 10-15% of the script.

  • @MrAspiringactor
    @MrAspiringactor 7 лет назад +1

    7:52 To be fair, Spielberg is attached to the Transformers films (and he was attached to The Flinstones Movie)

  • @ad-sd-vids5332
    @ad-sd-vids5332 3 года назад

    This is edited by the editor of all of Scorsese’s movies, Thelma schoonmaker, who also looks like an older Sarah

  • @WilliamGarland
    @WilliamGarland 7 лет назад +4

    Wait, there aren't any killer Snowmen?

  • @Donovaneagle2098
    @Donovaneagle2098 7 лет назад

    Every time you mentioned val kilmer I thought of the episode of the fistshark marketing podcast where he drinks all the syrup on earth, starts sweating syrup, the the syrup encased people he walks past like the tree sap in jurrassic park.

  • @myu2k2
    @myu2k2 7 лет назад

    This was my "bad movie day" movie this year.....
    I looked the book series up after watching this movie, and this is the *7th book* in an European detective series. None of the previous books were adapted. And it felt like it.

  • @David_Axelord
    @David_Axelord 7 лет назад

    I'll be looking for "Mesmerizing" on the box cover

  • @monstercockie
    @monstercockie 7 лет назад

    Indoor windows is not a typical thing in Norway.

  • @adiahaalexander9359
    @adiahaalexander9359 6 лет назад

    What a coincidence, I just watched the review for Color of Night with him and Allison on Movie Nights.

  • @queefstorm
    @queefstorm 7 лет назад +37

    It officially has a lower RT score than Fantastic Four (2015) and Catwoman, lmfao.

    • @twentywordsorlessYT
      @twentywordsorlessYT 7 лет назад +7

      OUCH. This breaks my heart considering the calibre of the people involved in making this film.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 лет назад +7

      peachy A book adaptation is more hated than the two worst comic book adaptations... That's just sad.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад +2

      It's also not uncommon.

    • @MagickP00dle
      @MagickP00dle 7 лет назад +4

      You mean Fant4stic? That train wreck doesn't deserve a proper title.

    • @aaronthebox
      @aaronthebox 7 лет назад

      That is legitimately sad, funny thing is both this and Fan4stic were disowned by their directors for being a mess...as opposed to Catwoman just being garbage from the start

  • @chriswelter3859
    @chriswelter3859 Год назад

    I’m watching this video in March of 2023 and listening to them discuss Val Kilmer without knowing about the whole throat cancer thing 😳

  • @RichardWatt
    @RichardWatt 7 лет назад

    Ah, Hot Butter's "Popcorn" - I remember that song. Now it's stuck in my head.
    Still better than the X Factor wannabes' songs...

  • @Windwalker88
    @Windwalker88 6 лет назад

    I cant wait for the Snob to review this

  • @Ivysilverleaf
    @Ivysilverleaf 7 лет назад

    I'm excited for Murder on the Orient Express, I hope that it will do well so they'll make more movies based off her other stories.

  • @Cutieapplepie123
    @Cutieapplepie123 7 лет назад

    This movie was adapted from part 7 of an 8 part book series.

  • @p.a.w7407
    @p.a.w7407 3 года назад +2

    I miss Sarah

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 7 лет назад +1

    I'm getting that weird feeling when someone has cancer and everyone's sad, but you find out he's of the poorly-named "Christian Scientists" and it's really hard to feel bad anymore.
    It's like when I found out about Steve Jobs dying because he just did juice cleanses or whatever instead of having cancer treatment. It's your own fucking fault at that point!

    • @himbovoorhees
      @himbovoorhees 7 лет назад +2

      Whenever I hear a bullshit excuse to why someone doesn't "need" cancer treatment like "Christian Science" it just frustrates me, having lost someone to cancer because she WANTED treatment desperately and couldn't get it. It's even worse with Jobs because he did come to regret the decision, but by that point - nine months after he should have had the procedure - the damage was done. There was no going back.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 7 лет назад

      I know that indoctrination happens, but by adulthood, in this day-and-age, I feel like it's up to the person to take preventative measures against ignorance.

  • @lawrencescales9864
    @lawrencescales9864 7 лет назад +3

    No, he has cancer in his throat. I don't know why he's in a movie with his health

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 7 лет назад +1

      AllHailBoognish that's the saddest thing about it. I was thinking of that after I wrote it and the more people talk about it. I wish there was a way for people to donate to him directly.

  • @unknownposterr
    @unknownposterr 7 лет назад

    yeah val is really sick, he has cancer and is refusing treatment. it's really sad and i wish he would get help.

  • @jonasking9587
    @jonasking9587 6 лет назад +1

    Coppola and Kilmer did Twixt, so I guess it's Scorsese's turn.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад

    Just the title cracks me up.

  • @psycher7
    @psycher7 7 лет назад

    So now I have to ask, Brad, what do you think of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein? It's October, it's horror movie season, and you express a fondness for Branagh, makes me wonder how you like his treatment of my favorite novel.

  • @WhiskeyBusiness
    @WhiskeyBusiness 7 лет назад

    Right when he said his name was Harry Hole, I checked out of this movie

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 7 лет назад

    Mind: I can't believe they remade the animated and orchestrated classic "the snowman"
    Reality: they're making a movie based on a cheep airport novel.

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 7 лет назад

      Kevin Hemsing Pretty sure the book was a fairly well received bestseller (haven't read it personally though, not really into crime thriller novels, although they do tend to be all the rage in litterature. At least where I live).
      So a bit above your average airport lit I recon. But I get what you mean:)

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 7 лет назад

      Nekhet it is a pretty small book, Google says it's 458 pages (Wikipedia says 438) this length officially defines it as a lite novel, perfect for small trips.

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 7 лет назад

      Kevin Hemsing That may be so but it didn't seem like that is what you meant when you wrote "cheap airport novel" in your original comment. It sounded more like you thought of it as being basically a movie based on a trashy, cheap novel (I've honestly never heard anyone refer to a book as airport lit in a simple, factual, descriptive manner, only as you know; in a negative way) compared to what you initially thought it was. Hence why I mentioned it probably is held in a bit higher regard by some readers and critics than your standard "airport lit":).
      However if you did indeed refer to it as airport lit solely in a practical or factual sense, then you of course have my apologies for me being presumptuous about what your intention was with your comment.

  • @PJVids83
    @PJVids83 6 лет назад

    While watching this movie, I had to read a detailed plot synopsis on Wikipedia in order to follow what was happening.

  • @billcosby5457
    @billcosby5457 6 лет назад +1

    the snow man ? ....were flying through the air ....cool live action version il have to take the kids to watch this . il come back watch this review after

  • @SuperMutant2099
    @SuperMutant2099 7 лет назад

    Funny thing when I saw Orient Express trailer I said to myself "Are they doing murder on orient express movie?" I was glad I was right as I didn't know they did.

  • @huntermooney143
    @huntermooney143 2 года назад

    Seeing Sarah talk about Val Kilmer's character having trouble talking makes a lot more sense now that it's well known that Kilmer has throat cancer.

  • @Wired4Life2
    @Wired4Life2 6 лет назад

    The Snowman could've used a talented editor? *It was edited by Thelma Schoonmaker! If she couldn't salvage this, then no one can.*

  • @RiverOfWetness468
    @RiverOfWetness468 6 лет назад

    I remember part of this review mentioning the ending of the movie, where one of the final shots was of this random room full of chairs or something like that, but I didn't notice it this time... Does anyone know if I'm thinking of a different review?

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 7 лет назад +2

    A talented editor could save this movie? Wasn't the editor Thelma Schoonmaker?

  • @TheCaptainKuhn
    @TheCaptainKuhn 7 лет назад

    My dad won premiere and took me with him... He told me when he figured it out and I basically told him I stopped caring five minutes before he went to get us pop and Skittles

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 7 лет назад +1

    The REAL question is: yes this was bad, but was it better than BOO! 2?

  • @Prophecyarmour
    @Prophecyarmour 7 лет назад

    There was a truck with a Texas license plate early in the movie. If fucked me up as to where in the world we were