Homemade Screw Tank Test Drive

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  • Опубликовано: 11 мар 2020
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    00.00 Jazz Shots
    00.33 Telling you what yo
    00.51 Driving yeah
    02.06 Steep hill
    02.38 Down a hill I say
    03.18 Tech Talk
    04.19 Water Test
    05.19 Random Bush carnage
    06.23 Hilux Tug-o-War
    07.23 Me telling you what's next
    08.24 Killer Outro SUBSCRIBE
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Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  4 года назад +5128

    Check out the WATER TEST here ruclips.net/video/-9c782blnEw/видео.html If you want your own Colin Furze OFFICIAL Safety Tie click here www.colinfurzeshop.com

  • @daanvandongen1422
    @daanvandongen1422 4 года назад +6240

    I think the fact that he wears a tie while driving his homemade rotating death machine perfectly sums up everything there is to know about this man

    • @ApplianceGuy
      @ApplianceGuy 4 года назад +15

      Daan van Dongen lol

    • @atomgames9406
      @atomgames9406 4 года назад +23

      Jup thats right and i have nothing to add, simply true🤣🤣🤣

    • @deviantuk1978
      @deviantuk1978 4 года назад +65

      Don't forget it's a safety tie ;)

    • @smartin2174
      @smartin2174 4 года назад +9

      But it doesn't have a weapon on it, oh wait...

    • @AgiHammerthief
      @AgiHammerthief 4 года назад +37

      style, the difference between madman and genius

  • @Surfermain
    @Surfermain 4 года назад +2305

    This video: 0% clickbait, 100% this guy freaking out about driving a tank with giant drills for wheels

    • @mequavis
      @mequavis 4 года назад +42

      Yup. Just him meneichally laughing the whole time

    • @dontworryaboutit5989
      @dontworryaboutit5989 4 года назад +21

      Well he DID build it.. I would be happy too

    • @fartyperson
      @fartyperson 4 года назад +2

      Yeah except for the first three videos he did on this.

    • @naik216
      @naik216 4 года назад +1

      Oh

    • @oohsagi6550
      @oohsagi6550 4 года назад +1

      Bharath P well thats random

  • @svengali990
    @svengali990 4 года назад +377

    Imagine how confused boots-on-the-ground troops would be if they saw this thing’s track marks in the field.

    • @chazzer7564
      @chazzer7564 2 года назад +5

      During WW2 I believe the finns used screw tanks, I may be wrong

  • @bobdole2791
    @bobdole2791 4 года назад +597

    This dude has the most insane ideas and the most maniacal laughter. He's like a real life villain

  • @ornotermes
    @ornotermes 4 года назад +910

    Since it's a screw tank, a nail gun would kinda fit the theme.

    • @gulieve
      @gulieve 4 года назад +31

      ornotermes or a rail gun

    • @nathanielsmith7019
      @nathanielsmith7019 4 года назад +7

      thinking the same thing

    • @fareastman2079
      @fareastman2079 4 года назад +2

      Google global truth project and read "The Present" if you are interested in learning the truth about life and death. What is said can change the world if enough people check it is true

    • @kevinrhodes6066
      @kevinrhodes6066 4 года назад +4

      Or spice it up a bit and use. Sticker rebar gun

    • @_z3r0
      @_z3r0 4 года назад +1

      A nail gun but with screws!

  • @babb9457
    @babb9457 4 года назад +668

    Imagine being colins great grandson and finding all of his old projects in his shed

    • @sharkdrago8452
      @sharkdrago8452 4 года назад +30

      Better than finding a mobility scooter

    • @nathannegri1398
      @nathannegri1398 4 года назад +41

      Unless it’s Collin’s custom scooter

    • @almachizit3207
      @almachizit3207 4 года назад +28

      The shed? The one with the bunker under it?

    • @mralfie4078
      @mralfie4078 4 года назад +10

      Bunker more like

    • @JediSentinal
      @JediSentinal 4 года назад +13

      and then finding the false floor and bunker

  • @ikea_tank7193
    @ikea_tank7193 4 года назад +73

    “The math says that when 80 kilo colin sits on it it won’t float but let’s give it a try anyway” 30 seconds later sinks in a bog.

  • @kailaskrishna7499
    @kailaskrishna7499 4 года назад +65

    "This man have no regards for lawn maintenance"

    • @jaytaylor2971
      @jaytaylor2971 3 года назад +2

      No sir he does not none whatsoever

  • @thetwitchywarlock
    @thetwitchywarlock 4 года назад +357

    "what are those weird symbols carved into the fields?" "oh thats just Colin's tank"

  • @bumsebiene9216
    @bumsebiene9216 4 года назад +5650

    Technically he's now an Screwdriver

  • @josephinetactac256
    @josephinetactac256 4 года назад +32

    "Give me the screw"
    "Which one"

  • @Arten00
    @Arten00 4 года назад +12

    This guy is crazy, my mind can't even know what hes saying right now.
    What a madlad he is

  • @introzen6914
    @introzen6914 4 года назад +489

    *mudguard* : "hey, are you installing me next??"
    *colin* : "it needs a weapon!"

    • @coach_dogor
      @coach_dogor 4 года назад +4

      You need to put 3 weapons, a regular tank has 2 machinguns (one in the bottpom and other in the top), plus a cannon. Will b grat if you put in the low a flame thrower, as th other gun a Air presure maching gun, and as a cannon the termite launcher. Also in the bottom of the tank put a floating divice like anfibious 8 weelers.

  • @lukepead1052
    @lukepead1052 4 года назад +554

    He has the imagination of a 5-year-old and the abilities of an engineer
    This is the best channel ever!!!

  • @Christopher81820
    @Christopher81820 4 года назад +9

    Colin is actually a real genius. The ammount of pre-thought and math that goes into making something like this in his garage, making each piece, and it works?!? This guy is very intelligent and has much more potential than just this channel

  • @Hemwoo
    @Hemwoo 4 года назад +34

    Those ducks we're like "ohh sh8t this human again"

  • @pilot3016
    @pilot3016 4 года назад +600

    Disclaimer: Not to be used as a Golf Cart.

    • @martinsachs3837
      @martinsachs3837 4 года назад +13

      priceless to see the court keeper pull out his hair...

    • @why9541
      @why9541 4 года назад +1

      Eh, should be fine, just don't drive it after rain or on the green!

    • @ser167
      @ser167 4 года назад +3

      But imagine the noise, if it was driven on an asphalt

    • @raguram9343
      @raguram9343 4 года назад +1

      @@ser167 it hurts reading this

    • @raguram9343
      @raguram9343 4 года назад +1

      @@martinsachs3837 i really need to see that happen

  • @thadiusthane4665
    @thadiusthane4665 4 года назад +322

    World of tanks: "colin can you make us a tank?"
    Colin: "screw you"

  • @moraids7771
    @moraids7771 4 года назад +39

    So this is what volgin is doing in his afterlife from mgs3

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 4 года назад +1

      Didn't volgin become that weird flame guy from mgs5?

  • @alexandermahone4030
    @alexandermahone4030 2 года назад +5

    you are doing very good work Furze, these production videos should come more

  • @Jon.S
    @Jon.S 4 года назад +318

    Spud cannon, that way you can get the whole “big barrel, big foomp” firing experience

  • @corruptedwinter5940
    @corruptedwinter5940 4 года назад +419

    "Mommy, whats that noise?"
    "Don't worry sweetie, thats just the insane inventor in the fields again."

    • @GravityZeroed
      @GravityZeroed 4 года назад +1

      Sanitized Productions lol

    • @DDGdeapool
      @DDGdeapool 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @zoidburg2975
      @zoidburg2975 4 года назад

      Sanitized Productions He doesn’t ‘invent’ anything, he builds things that have already been invented...

    • @nerdy1701
      @nerdy1701 4 года назад +1

      @@Empika en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw-propelled_vehicle

    • @jalanihidup6119
      @jalanihidup6119 4 года назад

      WTF LOL

  • @svensmusicrelaxationandvis3988
    @svensmusicrelaxationandvis3988 4 года назад +19

    My new life motto:
    "Leeeeets give it a goooo anywaaaay! :D"

  • @matthewavilez318
    @matthewavilez318 4 года назад +25

    Breaking News:
    Englishman builds screw-tank; rumors of possible use to reestablish the British empire leaves global leaders trembling

    • @PhoenixClank
      @PhoenixClank 4 года назад +3

      Update: White Flags are being raised all over France

  • @PrincessTS01
    @PrincessTS01 4 года назад +467

    I think Colin Furze would make a great "Q" for a James Bond film.

    • @TheArseen
      @TheArseen 4 года назад +6

      I so agree

    • @edwardcullen3251
      @edwardcullen3251 4 года назад

      If you wanted things that go at a few mph and barely work. Sure

    • @nickrobertson3266
      @nickrobertson3266 4 года назад +5

      Retain his real world identity and just have bond pull up to a british suburb to get his kit

    • @huseinamin8903
      @huseinamin8903 4 года назад +3

      Not sure enough but a cameo of his would pretty much welcomed.
      *Boom, as Q show Bond's new gadget an explosion happened in the back
      'a bit of bang in the morning eh? That's a way to start a day' lifting his glass of martini
      'said someone with alcohol in his hands...'
      *Camera shifting to Colin on the back waves and shout'my bad'

    • @joaquinespinoza6752
      @joaquinespinoza6752 4 года назад

      Great idea

  • @sneakyeze
    @sneakyeze 4 года назад +224

    “I’ve never made a screw tank before”
    Like there’s a DIY channel out there who has😂

    • @Marco_Onyxheart
      @Marco_Onyxheart 4 года назад +6

      There is now.

    • @sweet65mustang
      @sweet65mustang 4 года назад +4

      Rednik79 5 years ago

    • @filipbjelobrk9731
      @filipbjelobrk9731 4 года назад +2

      DoctorDS (i think that's the name) a few months ago, but its not a screw tank, just a normal one

    • @thetulip-inator
      @thetulip-inator 4 года назад

      I guess the US government ?

    • @bostedtap8399
      @bostedtap8399 4 года назад

      There was a British Artic or Antarctic expedition which used a screw tank in the 60/70s'.

  • @DonnieHatcher1976
    @DonnieHatcher1976 3 года назад

    This has got to be one of the most fun entertainment vids I’ve seen in a while. Your enthusiasm had me laughing! 🤣😂🤣 That’s so crazy, ha!

  • @cobraking1419
    @cobraking1419 4 года назад +8

    Colinfurze: The Tony Hawk of crazy inventions.

  • @SamMoto98
    @SamMoto98 4 года назад +216

    "Crazy man in homemade tank destroys part of lincolnshire"

  • @crazymonkey459
    @crazymonkey459 4 года назад +233

    I'd like to see one of three
    1: a fireworks launcher
    2: a flame thrower
    3: an overpowered watergun
    (Edit) on the tank for those who think I want him to build this on it's own

    • @brebeeb
      @brebeeb 4 года назад +5

      yeah watergun would be cool

    • @sethbigboy324
      @sethbigboy324 4 года назад

      he made the fireworks launcher, I’ll put the link here if I remember

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 4 года назад

      Yes
      He’s made a lot already...
      Yes

    • @niki123489
      @niki123489 4 года назад

      1 and 3

    • @Thatcressidaguy
      @Thatcressidaguy 4 года назад

      Put them on it

  • @hmk..
    @hmk.. 7 месяцев назад

    the beauty is that you test your invention yourself , you put your own life in line.

  • @relaxshacksDOTcom
    @relaxshacksDOTcom 4 года назад +9

    "Screw youuuuu Bennyyyy!!!!!" (Arnold voice)

  • @zacrosamond3128
    @zacrosamond3128 4 года назад +135

    Main gun: compressed air melon howitzer
    Auxiliary defence system: Hellfire style firework rocket pods

  • @Eireman_on_Twitch
    @Eireman_on_Twitch 4 года назад +360

    Weapon suggestions:
    1) if the law allows, a phased particle cannon.
    2) if the law doesn't allow option 1, then maybe a compressed air beer can launcher?

    • @RFMongoose
      @RFMongoose 4 года назад +5

      I to do not judge myself by the friends I have, but by the enemies I make.

    • @tbthedozer
      @tbthedozer 4 года назад +3

      Nicholas McDermott yep, definitely an air cannon or spud gun type weapon! Beer cans are a nifty idea, it should be a repeater though with a top fed magazine. I was thinking about using apples as projectiles because they are pretty firm and can go through a sizing ring to fit the barrel potentially less dangerous than full beer cans or soda cans to stop alcohol abuse (jk) but beer cans are much more uniform in size than apples.

    • @ericlotze7724
      @ericlotze7724 4 года назад +2

      Stoicheometric Hydrogen-Oxygen, Compressed and ignighted, either burst disk or fancy valve system. Valved injection with arduino valves, and pressure sensor, spark plug ignite, possible gas removal? S t a i n l e s s S t e e l B a r r e l

    • @mattweger437
      @mattweger437 4 года назад +3

      No laws against a particle cannon since it's not a firearm

    • @mathisbuilder
      @mathisbuilder 4 года назад

      Then he mounts it on the vehicle. Like Crossout.

  • @olalekanhassan3665
    @olalekanhassan3665 4 года назад +1

    Very good initiative! Love it

  • @thegamecinema444
    @thegamecinema444 3 года назад

    This is amazing! Looks like something you’d weld together in Gmod lol

  • @Stuntman707
    @Stuntman707 4 года назад +495

    “The maths says I should sink, but let’s try it anyway”
    * Sinks *

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj 4 года назад +51

      You win this time, maths.

    • @Foxbody85
      @Foxbody85 4 года назад +1

      Love it tho

    • @everything777
      @everything777 4 года назад +4

      @@schonnj I'll get you next time mathematics! NEXT TIME!!!

    • @HenkJanBakker
      @HenkJanBakker 4 года назад +1

      That is science for ya. On paper it should do one thing but until you tested it... That is why "Pics or it didn't happen" is strictly speaking a scientific method meme.

    • @laursen99
      @laursen99 4 года назад

      @@HenkJanBakker R´armen

  • @robertzeman4301
    @robertzeman4301 4 года назад +584

    Every gardener ever: "no no no no", every child ever: "yes yes yes yes".

    • @lancethrustworthy
      @lancethrustworthy 4 года назад +9

      It's all fun and games, until somebody's leg gets torn off. :)

    • @rdoes6696
      @rdoes6696 4 года назад +18

      What do you mean? He's tilling the soil. Good for the gardener!

    • @dmanthedillpickle3068
      @dmanthedillpickle3068 4 года назад +4

      Robert Zeman I’m somewhat in between

    • @nemobla1
      @nemobla1 4 года назад +3

      @@lancethrustworthy Luckily it's not kids nor morons that use it. Think they'v got not loosing a leg covered, also dont forget about the safety Tie!

    • @davetaylor2105
      @davetaylor2105 4 года назад +4

      I’m a gardener and a (big) kid, I love it!! Just not in my gardens 😬😂

  • @cream1006
    @cream1006 3 года назад +1

    3:05 ..what if he just hit a deep spot right there 🤣

  • @Pau_Pau9
    @Pau_Pau9 3 года назад +1

    This was an *AWESOME* build Colin!
    Only thing I did not feel good was for those bearings.
    Mud and water getting into them..

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +204

    Colin is one of the few beings i consider powerful enough to defeat Thanos .

    • @Boom-wx6vp
      @Boom-wx6vp 4 года назад +9

      He'll just make his own gauntlet

    • @kylehamilton1093
      @kylehamilton1093 4 года назад +1

      @@Boom-wx6vp and it will be even better

    • @mikomihael6478
      @mikomihael6478 4 года назад +1

      @@Boom-wx6vp Or better yet, just make the stones themselves

    • @didiandiano
      @didiandiano 4 года назад +1

      And he doesn't need any armour, he's got a safety tie

  • @jiro4485
    @jiro4485 4 года назад +439

    World:**releases virus**
    Colin: screw that

  • @ah2347
    @ah2347 Год назад

    I endeavor to have as much fun in life as you... lmao that looked like a blast!

  • @thatoneathiestguy2752
    @thatoneathiestguy2752 3 года назад +1

    This guy never ceases to amaze me

  • @robinriddle8017
    @robinriddle8017 4 года назад +159

    Flamethrower! Imagine the Screwtank spueling a spiral flame out he front

    • @enderium3253
      @enderium3253 4 года назад

      I was thinking that too! Great suggestion.

    • @Terminate1783
      @Terminate1783 4 года назад

      @@matthewflury
      Now thats the real quetion

    • @WestCoastWheelman
      @WestCoastWheelman 4 года назад +1

      Especially if it's amphibious, how awesome would it be to light everything on fire and escape out into the water!

    • @sdecort9603
      @sdecort9603 4 года назад

      Jup, he definitly has to do that

    • @Terminate1783
      @Terminate1783 4 года назад +1

      @@WestCoastWheelman
      No railgun is the real weapon flemethrowers are boring

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet 4 года назад +152

    "pretty much any terrain"
    *nervously thinks of heavy large rock formation*

    • @redsquirrelftw
      @redsquirrelftw 4 года назад +22

      I can totally hear what that would sound like. Like claws on a chalk board lol.

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 4 года назад +8

      Red Squirrel AHHH ME EARRSS

    • @sjv6598
      @sjv6598 4 года назад +1

      The Bearded Baby Not much of that in rural Lincolnshire.

    • @Mitch3343
      @Mitch3343 4 года назад

      @@sjv6598 Probably because yall needed them for the catapults back in the golden age.

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 4 года назад

      The SJV Workshop ´twas a joke

  • @zacksstuff
    @zacksstuff 4 года назад

    The best thing from this video was discovering the song See You Next Tuesday. Which is now a key part of my Spotify playlists.

  • @angelomiguellacsamana7044
    @angelomiguellacsamana7044 4 года назад

    The coolest guy I ever saw on youtube. I love this guy

  • @MrSmith336
    @MrSmith336 4 года назад +243

    I am very surprised at how well the "threads" of the screw drives held up to all the abuse. I really thought the threads would fold onto the screw. Colin, you are truly a brilliant and gifted Fabricator!!

    • @merabkhutashvili6641
      @merabkhutashvili6641 4 года назад +5

      By the way this conception was created and discovered by genius soviet engineers for syberian off roads 1950-1967

    • @MrBen527
      @MrBen527 4 года назад

      Thats what I thought too!

    • @mikeremix8025
      @mikeremix8025 4 года назад +1

      The concept has been around for a long time
      forgottenoldmachines.blogspot.com/2010/09/vehicule-propulsion-par-vis-zil-29061.html

    • @larslarsen8010
      @larslarsen8010 4 года назад +1

      @@merabkhutashvili6641 Leonardo D. Vinci and earlier

    • @caseMasterxL
      @caseMasterxL 4 года назад +1

      This is what real Engineering looks like.

  • @Chris_P_Bacon
    @Chris_P_Bacon 4 года назад +90

    Collin:
    I’m gonna ruin this mans whole grass field

    • @dansmith436
      @dansmith436 4 года назад +1

      its his best mates land .. always lets him use it .. mr lamb aha

    • @SolarWebsite
      @SolarWebsite 4 года назад

      @flip inheck Exactly, aerate it a bit, might not be bad for the soil, this 😉

  • @x0j
    @x0j 2 года назад

    wow seems like this is one of the few big youtubers worth subscribing too

  • @ReneSchickbauer
    @ReneSchickbauer 4 года назад

    That's certainly one of the more entertaining ways to spend an afternoon aerating your lawn.

  • @meandmytools9819
    @meandmytools9819 4 года назад +260

    Think this is a video since a long time where Colin is really happy with the result and he should be!! don't stop entertaining Colin don't stop

    • @bananabolt749
      @bananabolt749 4 года назад +1

      I agree with you Colin don’t stop making cool stuff

  • @danielm.3180
    @danielm.3180 4 года назад +132

    Britain: we are going to be the most ekological, no fosil fuel cars in 30 years
    Colin: screw tank, rig the forest and the swamps

    • @poiiihy
      @poiiihy 4 года назад +2

      the tank that screws it all

    • @Evan-vj8ns
      @Evan-vj8ns 4 года назад

      Ekological. . .

    • @jonahhauser8588
      @jonahhauser8588 4 года назад

      @@Evan-vj8ns Fosil.

    • @ahmdabdallah2132
      @ahmdabdallah2132 4 года назад

      🔴 What Is Islam? ⚠️
      🔴 Islam is not just another religion.
      🔵 It is the same message preached by Moses, Jesus and Abraham.
      🔴 Islam literally means ‘submission to God’ and it teaches us to have a direct relationship with God.
      🔵 It reminds us that since God created us, no one should be worshipped except God alone.
      🔴 It also teaches that God is nothing like a human being or like anything that we can imagine.
      🌍 The concept of God is summarized in the Quran as:
      📖 { “Say, He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He does not give birth, nor was He born, and there is nothing like Him.”} (Quran 112:1-4)[4] 📚
      🔴 Becoming a Muslim is not turning your back to Jesus.
      🔵 Rather it’s going back to the original teachings of Jesus and obeying him.

  • @joeweeks7256
    @joeweeks7256 4 года назад

    Love this man he is insanely smart and has some wacky ideas , needs to do something with solar travel !

  • @erichrandomstranger1243
    @erichrandomstranger1243 3 года назад

    This man is achieving every man's dream right now pretty dope mate

  • @GoGo-iq8yj
    @GoGo-iq8yj 4 года назад +211

    6:09 did Colin just rail grind a tank?

  • @qasimalsaidi
    @qasimalsaidi 4 года назад +205

    "And like Tesla we"ll leave truck in 2wd lol"
    Ouch, that must've hurt so much

    • @iroll
      @iroll 4 года назад +3

      absolutely savage lmao

    • @schweizerluchs7146
      @schweizerluchs7146 4 года назад +4

      Yea he won't get sponsored by Tesla, surely 🤣

    • @Dr.Fluffles
      @Dr.Fluffles 4 года назад +2

      As someone who likes Teslas, not really. It's what they did, no need to pretend otherwise, lol.

    • @polarisreach8280
      @polarisreach8280 4 года назад

      Qasim Al-Saidi I don't get the joke?

    • @redsquirrelftw
      @redsquirrelftw 4 года назад

      I loled so much at that.

  • @outlander-x
    @outlander-x 3 года назад

    that freakin rocks, dude!

  • @minecraftfighy1818
    @minecraftfighy1818 4 года назад +10

    Why does it look something “cat in the hat” would have. XD

  • @suryanshs3079
    @suryanshs3079 4 года назад +193

    Colin: **dresses up in formal and puts on a tie**
    People on the way: hmm some serious business man going for work.
    Colin at work:

  • @mr.cloudy2418
    @mr.cloudy2418 4 года назад +114

    Did you do it
    Colin: yes
    At what cost
    Colin: my backyard

    • @thorzyan
      @thorzyan 4 года назад +5

      Mr. Cloudy I was thinking the opposite. Add some teeth to those screws and it's a great way to aerate a field.

    • @WG55
      @WG55 4 года назад +2

      Surprise ending: It was the neighbor's yard.

    • @tommylyeah
      @tommylyeah 4 года назад

      Grants dad's gonna be pissed.

  • @that_gay_kid8888
    @that_gay_kid8888 3 года назад

    I just love the fact that he does some crazy shit but always makes his self look so presentable 😂😭

  • @DrMurdercock
    @DrMurdercock 3 года назад

    Im hearing Look Mum No Computer on a Furze video? Hell yes

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 4 года назад +304

    So, let me get this straight:
    He took that thing to a swamp, it sank halfway down into the water, the screws got jammmed by chunks of wood, the engine literally respirated water, it turned off and sat there until a loader came to rescue it, and when it lifted, it started like nothing even happened?
    Colin is beyond good.

  • @riuphane
    @riuphane 4 года назад +140

    Breaking news: Mad scientist accidentally invents brilliant construction and farm equipment while building death machine for zombie apocalypse

    • @john_not_a_replicant
      @john_not_a_replicant 4 года назад +9

      Mad Engineer. Scientists work with theory. Engineers build stuff! :)

    • @misan2002
      @misan2002 4 года назад

      Heheheh

    • @hawkstable8889
      @hawkstable8889 4 года назад +1

      @@john_not_a_replicant Mad plumber because he used to be a plumber.

    • @user-le8ul4nr5t
      @user-le8ul4nr5t 4 года назад

      @@john_not_a_replicant there was a scientist who accidentally saved the world from starvation while trying to make weapons...

    • @vaclavlang7431
      @vaclavlang7431 4 года назад

      @@hawkstable8889 i don't think he is mad, maybe crazy plumber

  • @wolfbeat3020
    @wolfbeat3020 4 года назад +5

    I need one of those at my farm. What do you do when your done with that.

  • @serkehni1437
    @serkehni1437 4 года назад

    Crazy guy does great work.

  • @mangomango94
    @mangomango94 4 года назад +192

    Tony Stark: "That man has no regard for lawn maintenance"

  • @materialize955
    @materialize955 4 года назад +574

    I feel like someone is just going to find those tracks and be like
    "What the hell happened here?"

  • @mobiustrip1400
    @mobiustrip1400 3 года назад

    This guy is certifiable. No safety gear at all and wearing a tie!!! Mental

  • @govie5240
    @govie5240 4 года назад

    This is brilliant cant wait to see it with the potato canon he will be busting out a mini warship next😂

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 4 года назад +126

    Congratulations Colin. You've made the most entertaining rotor tiller ever.

  • @leviathanblade7805
    @leviathanblade7805 4 года назад +116

    6:08 ever seen a tank grind a tree, well you have now

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 4 года назад +4

      "Fast and the Furious: Tank Drift"

    • @observingtheq8810
      @observingtheq8810 4 года назад +1

      @@lyravain6304 Furze and furious? Fast and Furze? Fast and Furzious? Not sure what's better.

  • @joeweeks7256
    @joeweeks7256 4 года назад

    Never a full moment ! Love it

  • @intercept7965
    @intercept7965 3 года назад

    Engineering skill 💯
    Its a different trip watchin and driving machines made by your own hands

  • @laurihakala8600
    @laurihakala8600 4 года назад +118

    Imagine being an investigator coming to a crime scene and seeing there on the ground the tracks that thing makes and trying to think what the heck made those.

    • @BenCos2018
      @BenCos2018 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @QualityDoggo
      @QualityDoggo 4 года назад

      > oh, Colin was here

    • @r2dxhate
      @r2dxhate 4 года назад

      He should make an automated seed dropper, that drops a single seed into each slit in the ground.

    • @kirbs_3378
      @kirbs_3378 4 года назад +1

      If only he made a crossover with styropyro

  • @blaws6684
    @blaws6684 4 года назад +479

    Mythbusters: our insurance company lawyers won’t allow this
    Colin: they don’t get a turn driving it then do they.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +12

      He's only putting himself at risk. Mythbusters had a whole crew and a different insurance policy because they had a company M5 shop they operated in.

    • @aserta
      @aserta 4 года назад +12

      @@theblackbaron4119/videos Which was required by Discovery who got more and more scared as the series progressed. So if you wonder who ruined MB, it was Discovery channel, wankers.

    • @jordanprince5818
      @jordanprince5818 4 года назад +1

      @@theblackbaron4119 so what does that mean M5 company? Not familiar with the term does that mean they're like a fortune 500 company meaning they have strict standards and regulations to follow?

    • @MiishaKorvian
      @MiishaKorvian 4 года назад +3

      @@jordanprince5818 M5 Industries was the name of the special effects company that was used as the workshop for Mythbusters, and thus had a more corporate level of insurance and liability rules.

    • @jimmmyjohns2853
      @jimmmyjohns2853 4 года назад +3

      I heard his voice in my head when i read that

  • @Nekotaku_TV
    @Nekotaku_TV 2 года назад

    It needs a cage around you too in case it flips. And a harness. Also some suspension. Should have just added some floaty things for the water test. I love how mad he is. Real mad scientist.

  • @kamaljitsinghattalia
    @kamaljitsinghattalia 4 года назад

    Fantastic great thinking

  • @donavanmcelroy6263
    @donavanmcelroy6263 4 года назад +211

    Imagine the guy trying to figure out what on earth has been driving around his field!

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart 4 года назад +218

    This thing needs a railgun. Or a coilgun. I'd be happy either way.

    • @tomwilliams9810
      @tomwilliams9810 4 года назад +12

      coil gun don't you mean colin gun

    • @dainbramage3558
      @dainbramage3558 4 года назад +9

      either that or a thermonuclear warhead

    • @serpico1616
      @serpico1616 4 года назад

      It has to shoot cork screws

    • @simplig1272
      @simplig1272 4 года назад

      @@tomwilliams9810 nah its coil gun. "A coilgun, also known as a Gauss rifle is a type of projectile accelerator consisting of one or more coils used as electromagnets in the configuration of a linear motor that accelerate a ferromagnetic or conducting projectile to high velocity. [wikipedia:coil gun]. it operates on the same principel as a railgun, but more compact, however requires larger energy imput.

    • @Slassive
      @Slassive 4 года назад +1

      r/wooooooooosh

  • @Nicole-pt4bx
    @Nicole-pt4bx 4 года назад

    The second the video started, I knew that was Look Mum No Computer lol so great

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 4 года назад

    This is a man that has fun doing what he does^^

  • @Draiv
    @Draiv 4 года назад +85

    A huge nail gun on top would be cool, then it would be a screw and nail tank :D

    • @cronicjointpain1
      @cronicjointpain1 4 года назад

      Or a screw gun, if he can safely make that work. They are actually a thing now believe it or not.

  • @jackthereaper4462
    @jackthereaper4462 4 года назад +501

    You know you're putting a flamethrower on it, just get on with it.

    • @TheDukeNeukam
      @TheDukeNeukam 4 года назад +1

      Truth..

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 4 года назад +3

      Probably one of the few things legal in commie uk 😫

    • @kibble9114
      @kibble9114 4 года назад +1

      I enjoy

    • @mathisbuilder
      @mathisbuilder 4 года назад +4

      Bruh this is literally Crossout.

    • @iozchannel4725
      @iozchannel4725 4 года назад

      no, don't, if he put a flamethrower above the machine, the heat will make him bald 😂

  • @tyronegibbs6290
    @tyronegibbs6290 3 года назад +1

    VERY VERY VERY COOOOOOOL YOU GOT TO HAVE FUN IN YOU LIFE YOU ONLY LIVE ONE TIME GOOOOOOD JOB

  • @gheft762
    @gheft762 4 года назад +1

    This is so awesome, if you would cut small saw tooth notches in the "threads" you might could get even better traction

  • @thomashardacre
    @thomashardacre 4 года назад +147

    For the weapon, I'd like to see a really high pressure water cannon coz a screw tank is unique so make the weapon a bit unique

    • @sylwek1177
      @sylwek1177 4 года назад

      Baseball balls launcher

    • @flyboylifestyle5339
      @flyboylifestyle5339 4 года назад

      Thinking about high pressure water, it would end being a much heavier vehicle. But maybe mk2

    • @mattw4211
      @mattw4211 4 года назад +1

      Oooo then it could use lakewater to shoot out the cannon while it's floating!

    • @antussonus1018
      @antussonus1018 4 года назад +3

      I was thinking the exact opposite. Flamethrower

    • @octocreeper8182
      @octocreeper8182 4 года назад +1

      I like the flame thrower, but like at the back or sides, and then a rebar gun on top. Maybe even something to make it red hot

  • @1Guy1Skyline
    @1Guy1Skyline 4 года назад +66

    Thought it would die in that deep water, then I remembered it's a Honda engine

  • @toughguyver6986
    @toughguyver6986 Год назад +1

    This wicked vehicle leaves a world-war-1 terrain behind it.

  • @thecircutandgameguy1018
    @thecircutandgameguy1018 3 года назад

    This guy is the best he has the craziest ideas ever

  • @andreamassetti8706
    @andreamassetti8706 4 года назад +89

    Man you're just incredible, what an engineering masterpiece. I think you should put a paintball/airsoft turret of some sort at the front, maybe create a valve system that lets you control the tank with just one hand so that you have the other one free to maneuver the turret 👍👍👍

  • @AfterDark33
    @AfterDark33 4 года назад +174

    I do believe a 2 inch breech loading potato cannon would be a perfect fit for your little tank.

    • @justing8821
      @justing8821 4 года назад +2

      AfterDark3 that would be awesome

    • @saigonrider
      @saigonrider 4 года назад +4

      As long as its self reloading, or even fully automatic

    • @the_clockwork_jackass6897
      @the_clockwork_jackass6897 4 года назад +4

      I would think this might work well; a sliding breech (on vertical tracks) hooked to a reciprocating mechanism and a vertical magazine with a piston to push the projectile into the barrel

    • @galagripz1057
      @galagripz1057 4 года назад

      colin you should do that

    • @daniellenze7321
      @daniellenze7321 4 года назад

      I agree a potato gun would be perfect

  • @supercobrapro7470
    @supercobrapro7470 4 года назад

    Colin you're one hell of inspiration 🤘✌️

  • @prashantthapa2090
    @prashantthapa2090 4 года назад

    Its never too late to laugh on ourselves.You nailed it.😅😅😅

  • @spetsnatzlegion3366
    @spetsnatzlegion3366 4 года назад +127

    Tank: ploughs ground to shreds
    Farmers: heavy breathing

    • @nickjs5773
      @nickjs5773 4 года назад +2

      they can use it to help sow their seeds.

    • @alexbevan2183
      @alexbevan2183 4 года назад +3

      Nick JS either that or to kill and uproot every weed in the field!

  • @jurjenbos228
    @jurjenbos228 4 года назад +49

    An impractical and dangerous tank needs an impractical and dangerous weapon: giant chain saw.

  • @RajeshKumar-uo3yu
    @RajeshKumar-uo3yu 4 года назад

    वह क्या बात है।मनोरंजक और प्रेरणादायक ।