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@@CrystalMuffinFR I made bomb threats in 3rd grade because I wanted to get out of school but I never had to see anybody about it they just told me to stop doing it I think
FINALLY someone says twinrova is overrated. During the second phase you can literally just stand in one place and hold R. Yeah sometimes she switches up the pattern, but not really. I've beaten her a dozen times without her switching the element once. It's so boring.
Fun fact in the Ocarina of Time manga I owned as kid, Link actually buys and owns Volvagia as a baby and after the timeskip, it is corrupted and becomes the boss we know, Link cuts it's head off and before it dies it reverts to it's sane form and thanks Link for putting it down. Why a zelda boss is so dark and traumatic for no reason is beyond me.
Really enjoyed the script in this video. Goes from 0 to 100 with the commentary in a matter of seconds and it's fucking great. It's interesting looking at the OoT bosses since this video really gives the perspective that they are just simple as shit like the Zelda 1 bosses. Or at least Morpha's simple fucking ass, the patreon parallel is spot on as is the entire segment.
Few things surprise me about you anymore, and yet I was not expecting to hear about how were you suspected of being groomed by terrorists by the school system on my bingo card today. What HASN'T happened to you at this point? The Zelda vids are entertaining asl, your writing style has definitely gotten more personality over time but I can attest to putting my best foot forward when it's the things that I'm most passionate about. Not only is this some of your best work script wise, it's indicative of how much you love this franchise that you can talk about it in a way that's so unique to you, and that warms my below freezing well of a heart
The defining moment of my scripting career was when I realized I could embrace being a kook instead of writing like the kind of person who makes videos called “Ocarina of Time 25 Years Later: A Retrospective Analysis on Youth, Fear, and Comfort”
Great vid, brilliant writing. Loved the humour along with all the Alex lore and backstory :D Really enjoyin' the Zelda content, have never played the games (not too likely that I will really) so it's great to see what I've missed via you.
I really like this list! Its different than most of the ones i have seen. This is a REAL opinion and no matter if u agree or not u gotta respect that imo. fire personality 2 bro!
So funny you guys posted this, I'm a 90's kid, but somehow missed ever having Ocarina of Time. I started last week and am an hour in, trying to get used to an N64 game again lol
Morpha is definitely the worst for me. If you use the right strats, you can take this boss out in less than 10 seconds. Such an underwhelming boss with an easy-to-exploit gimmick. And help you if you get caught in it's long-as-hell grapple attack.
I love Twinrova. Ugh, and Ganon is a massive disappointment. All the cunning approaches needed to get there and the final boss is "just hit him 'till he dies" with the added caveat of "you can't use your lowest-damage weapon on him until the end."
Great video, Alex! While OoT is my personal favorite Zelda game, I do think some other games (especially Twilight Princess) have the better boss rosters. OoT still has some decent bosses, though. This is my list: 1. Phantom Ganon 2. Barinade 3. Bongo Bongo 4. Ganondorf 5. Ganon 6. Volvagia 7. Twinrova 8. Gohma 9. King Dodongo 10. Morpha Phantom Ganon is definitely the most challenging boss in the game (he's not that hard but he at least puts up a decent fight compared to the others), and he's easily the boss I enjoy fighting the most. I'm definitely in the minority in placing Barinade so high. While the design of it isn't that great from an aesthetic standpoint, I do enjoy the mechanics of the boss. It's not very self-explanatory, but how it works is you need to destroy the jellyfish surrounding Barinade for its core to become vulnerable to stun. It's still a bit clunky and hit-or-miss in terms of execution, but I like it more than most of the other bosses. My hottest take might be placing Ganon in fifth place. I think the boss battle has the best atmosphere in the game, and, from a lore perspective, it's probably right next to Demise as one of the most important fights in the entire franchise. However, my opinion of the fight itself has dulled a bit with repeated playthroughs, and I honestly don't like it as much as the fights in some of the other games, such as The Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and most especially A Link to the Past (that Ganon fight is probably my favorite final boss in the series). I do agree that Twinrova is overrated. The first time I played this game, Twinrova was one of the most memorable fights for me, but I subsequently came to view it as a bit tedious. Besides, they already made a superior Fire-and-Ice themed boss in A Link to the Past, Trinexx. One of the funniest things about Gohma and King Dodongo is that, as easy and simple as they are, their counterparts in the original Legend of Zelda were even more pathetic. Gohma died in literally one hit, and, for Dodongo, you just lay a single bomb in front of his path, and it kills him instantly when he walks into it. Lol. Then again, most of the bosses in the original Legend of Zelda are complete pushovers, whereas the game as a whole is one of the toughest entries in the series (a similar case to Crash Bandicoot 1). Morpha is definitely the most disappointing boss for me. Not only is it the weakest in terms of design, but it feels like a complete joke to fight (especially that far along in the game). Morpha kind of reminds me of Akmodan II (a mummy boss) from Symphony of the Night. It's a late game boss battle who you will likely kill in a matter of seconds due to your level and equipment at that point, but, if you allow him to grab you, he'll fling you into the wall, dealing massive damage. What's funny is he's generally one of the easiest bosses in the game, but he's one of the hardest for people who do weaponless runs because being forced to get in close to hit him makes it easier for him to grab them. Anyway, I'm enjoying your content as always and look forward to your future uploads!
Compared to most of the bosses in the the game except Phantom Ganon and Bongo Bongo, I would say Barinade is pretty challenging. Especially it being one of the bosses you fight as a child.
@@Cytonoxyeah sure. I for one don’t think your dialogue is that clever, i like your channel just think some of your dialogue is odd. You then state you have a problem with how twintova reproduced, which has nothing to do with the quality of the boss. You then state when they combine she isn’t attractive enough, which is odd. Your whole point t is the fight takes too long and is a “slog” when she fires three of the same projectiles in a row all the time until she’s on her final hit I’m pretty sure. You speak nothing of their funny dialogue or the duality of the fight, you just don’t like it because she’s not hot. You then proceed to rank gohma higher, which by your own logic is less engaging than Twinrova as you can throw a deku seed and going to town. Then the jabu jabu boss is a way more of a random shit show than Twinrova, which you rank two spots higher. It’s just devoid of logic and reason
@@drexelspivey872 i was joking about a lot of that stuff, its not meant to be taken that seriously. the meat of my argument is that its boring waiting for projectiles (passive and inert) compared to bosses (like gohma) who you can at least control the tempo with by throwing stuff at them and then swinging a sword at them (more viscerally entertaining)
@@Cytonoxall good bro, I want to be clear I do enjoy your videos and watch them for souls and souls like, just a matter of difference of opinion here it looks like
Ganon is not a good boss sorry bro. He has two moves two slashes and 1 half spinning slash. The only thing you have to do is roll under the tail :D Bosses ranked 1. Bongo Bongo 2. Barinade 3. Phantom Ganon 4. Volvagia 5. Twin Rova 6. Gohma 7. Ganon 8. King dodongo. 9. Morpha
CORRECTION: I forgot to show the patrons by name in the introduction...shall this remedy here
Thanks to:
Aaron Truong
Jack Allen
Tinntinnabulations
JWick9885
NotAChargeShot
Chelsea White
Matthew Wolff
Apologies for my lack of care you guys!
The stories and metaphors in this one are so unhinged I love it
Enjoy the glimpse into my warped twisted psyche
The metaphors are the absolute best. The fact that they keep getting funnier has become something I really look forward too😂
@@Cytonox When I was in 2nd grade I had to see a social worker for two months because I kept making bomb threats
@@CrystalMuffinFR I made bomb threats in 3rd grade because I wanted to get out of school but I never had to see anybody about it they just told me to stop doing it I think
"Its fuckin' water, dude. Man up and throw some dirt in it."
FINALLY someone says twinrova is overrated. During the second phase you can literally just stand in one place and hold R.
Yeah sometimes she switches up the pattern, but not really. I've beaten her a dozen times without her switching the element once. It's so boring.
I've never once had her toss three of the same attack at me in a row.
Fun fact in the Ocarina of Time manga I owned as kid, Link actually buys and owns Volvagia as a baby and after the timeskip, it is corrupted and becomes the boss we know, Link cuts it's head off and before it dies it reverts to it's sane form and thanks Link for putting it down. Why a zelda boss is so dark and traumatic for no reason is beyond me.
The manga isn’t canon.
My list would be:
#10: Morpha
#9: Barinade
#8: Ghoma
#7: King Dodongo
#6: Bongo Bongo
#5: Ganon
#4: Twinrova
#3: Volvagia
#2: Ganondorf
#1: Phantom Ganon
Really enjoyed the script in this video. Goes from 0 to 100 with the commentary in a matter of seconds and it's fucking great. It's interesting looking at the OoT bosses since this video really gives the perspective that they are just simple as shit like the Zelda 1 bosses. Or at least Morpha's simple fucking ass, the patreon parallel is spot on as is the entire segment.
Few things surprise me about you anymore, and yet I was not expecting to hear about how were you suspected of being groomed by terrorists by the school system on my bingo card today. What HASN'T happened to you at this point?
The Zelda vids are entertaining asl, your writing style has definitely gotten more personality over time but I can attest to putting my best foot forward when it's the things that I'm most passionate about. Not only is this some of your best work script wise, it's indicative of how much you love this franchise that you can talk about it in a way that's so unique to you, and that warms my below freezing well of a heart
The defining moment of my scripting career was when I realized I could embrace being a kook instead of writing like the kind of person who makes videos called “Ocarina of Time 25 Years Later: A Retrospective Analysis on Youth, Fear, and Comfort”
@@Cytonox Lmao
I think Ocarina of time actually had a really well made, if simple, lineup of bosses... then there's king Dodongo.
and Morpha.
And Ganon.
Not even 2 minutes into the video and we have a story about terrorism... god I love this channel
“Something something it’s about the journey not the destination” 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great vid, brilliant writing. Loved the humour along with all the Alex lore and backstory :D Really enjoyin' the Zelda content, have never played the games (not too likely that I will really) so it's great to see what I've missed via you.
Huh thought this channel went down for a while, glad it’s back. Can’t wait to hear about Jedi survivor when it comes about.
I really like this list! Its different than most of the ones i have seen. This is a REAL opinion and no matter if u agree or not u gotta respect that imo. fire personality 2 bro!
Cytonox is about keeping it 100 at all costs u kno tha drill 💯
@@Cytonox I can dig that 💯
So funny you guys posted this, I'm a 90's kid, but somehow missed ever having Ocarina of Time. I started last week and am an hour in, trying to get used to an N64 game again lol
My top 10 all time: 🛡️⚔️
#10 Dark Link(Zelda 2)
#9 Twinrova(OoT)
#8 Helmasaur King(ALttP)
#7 Bongo Bongo(OoT)
#6 Goht(MM)
#5 Phantom Ganon(OoT)
#4 Molgera(WW)
#3 Stallord(TP)
#2 Koloktos(SS)
#1 Queen Gohma(Zelda)
Yeah, you don't need extreme difficulty in Zelda games. After all, Zelda 2 on NES did that and most Zelda fans don't like that game.
Did anyone else see the comment at 6:25 coming? 😂
yeah
Morpha is definitely the worst for me. If you use the right strats, you can take this boss out in less than 10 seconds. Such an underwhelming boss with an easy-to-exploit gimmick. And help you if you get caught in it's long-as-hell grapple attack.
Phantom Ganon was the scariest. However, every boss fight in OOT is amazing because of the atmosphere, music, etc. etc. They are iconic.
I love Twinrova. Ugh, and Ganon is a massive disappointment. All the cunning approaches needed to get there and the final boss is "just hit him 'till he dies" with the added caveat of "you can't use your lowest-damage weapon on him until the end."
Great video, Alex! While OoT is my personal favorite Zelda game, I do think some other games (especially Twilight Princess) have the better boss rosters. OoT still has some decent bosses, though.
This is my list:
1. Phantom Ganon
2. Barinade
3. Bongo Bongo
4. Ganondorf
5. Ganon
6. Volvagia
7. Twinrova
8. Gohma
9. King Dodongo
10. Morpha
Phantom Ganon is definitely the most challenging boss in the game (he's not that hard but he at least puts up a decent fight compared to the others), and he's easily the boss I enjoy fighting the most. I'm definitely in the minority in placing Barinade so high. While the design of it isn't that great from an aesthetic standpoint, I do enjoy the mechanics of the boss. It's not very self-explanatory, but how it works is you need to destroy the jellyfish surrounding Barinade for its core to become vulnerable to stun. It's still a bit clunky and hit-or-miss in terms of execution, but I like it more than most of the other bosses. My hottest take might be placing Ganon in fifth place. I think the boss battle has the best atmosphere in the game, and, from a lore perspective, it's probably right next to Demise as one of the most important fights in the entire franchise. However, my opinion of the fight itself has dulled a bit with repeated playthroughs, and I honestly don't like it as much as the fights in some of the other games, such as The Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and most especially A Link to the Past (that Ganon fight is probably my favorite final boss in the series).
I do agree that Twinrova is overrated. The first time I played this game, Twinrova was one of the most memorable fights for me, but I subsequently came to view it as a bit tedious. Besides, they already made a superior Fire-and-Ice themed boss in A Link to the Past, Trinexx. One of the funniest things about Gohma and King Dodongo is that, as easy and simple as they are, their counterparts in the original Legend of Zelda were even more pathetic. Gohma died in literally one hit, and, for Dodongo, you just lay a single bomb in front of his path, and it kills him instantly when he walks into it. Lol. Then again, most of the bosses in the original Legend of Zelda are complete pushovers, whereas the game as a whole is one of the toughest entries in the series (a similar case to Crash Bandicoot 1).
Morpha is definitely the most disappointing boss for me. Not only is it the weakest in terms of design, but it feels like a complete joke to fight (especially that far along in the game). Morpha kind of reminds me of Akmodan II (a mummy boss) from Symphony of the Night. It's a late game boss battle who you will likely kill in a matter of seconds due to your level and equipment at that point, but, if you allow him to grab you, he'll fling you into the wall, dealing massive damage. What's funny is he's generally one of the easiest bosses in the game, but he's one of the hardest for people who do weaponless runs because being forced to get in close to hit him makes it easier for him to grab them.
Anyway, I'm enjoying your content as always and look forward to your future uploads!
Awesome Video Bro!!
“Hot fucking fire” indeed
9:01 you haven’t heard it being called “dead man’s valley”?
You know a fight is good when even you(who usually have a pretty unique opinions) agree with the fan consensus
Dude went brutal on every boss lmao had a diss for everything lulz awewome video though.
Ganondorf isnt Twinrova’s biological son. They’re his *surrogate* mothers. But they’re sisters, so that would also make them surrogate aunts
I love this channel
I would blast my own snow into twin rova
Any opinions on Majora's Mask?
Love it, my second favorite Zelda game
Berinade is easy... i think your argument about it could be summarized in: skill issue
For real: slap it with your boomerang until all its little jellyfish shields are dead and go to town on it.
@@CoralCopperHead exactly
Compared to most of the bosses in the the game except Phantom Ganon and Bongo Bongo, I would say Barinade is pretty challenging. Especially it being one of the bosses you fight as a child.
Twinrova at 8 makes this list unhinged and just too hard to take seriously
can you tell me what i said in that segment that you think is disagreeable besides the number placement
@@Cytonoxyeah sure. I for one don’t think your dialogue is that clever, i like your channel just think some of your dialogue is odd.
You then state you have a problem with how twintova reproduced, which has nothing to do with the quality of the boss. You then state when they combine she isn’t attractive enough, which is odd. Your whole point t is the fight takes too long and is a “slog” when she fires three of the same projectiles in a row all the time until she’s on her final hit I’m pretty sure. You speak nothing of their funny dialogue or the duality of the fight, you just don’t like it because she’s not hot.
You then proceed to rank gohma higher, which by your own logic is less engaging than Twinrova as you can throw a deku seed and going to town. Then the jabu jabu boss is a way more of a random shit show than Twinrova, which you rank two spots higher.
It’s just devoid of logic and reason
@@drexelspivey872 i was joking about a lot of that stuff, its not meant to be taken that seriously. the meat of my argument is that its boring waiting for projectiles (passive and inert) compared to bosses (like gohma) who you can at least control the tempo with by throwing stuff at them and then swinging a sword at them (more viscerally entertaining)
@@Cytonoxall good bro, I want to be clear I do enjoy your videos and watch them for souls and souls like, just a matter of difference of opinion here it looks like
Shouldn't you do Majora's Mask and Twilight Princess Dungeon and Boss rankings before ranking all the 3D Zelda games?
You forgot dark link
Ganon is not a good boss sorry bro. He has two moves two slashes and 1 half spinning slash. The only thing you have to do is roll under the tail :D Bosses ranked 1. Bongo Bongo 2. Barinade 3. Phantom Ganon 4. Volvagia 5. Twin Rova 6. Gohma 7. Ganon 8. King dodongo. 9. Morpha
Bro berinade is easy