Audio: Artie Dating Segment - The Aftermath (5/24/2007)

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  • The aftermath of trying to hook Artie up with a chick who’s into heavy-set men.
    #HowardStern #howardsternshow #artielange

Комментарии • 189

  • @younggrinch2826
    @younggrinch2826 Год назад +47

    Artie had his big old balls swinging around on this one. Respect to him for sticking it to his childhood hero/ boss like a man

    • @Brubrukk
      @Brubrukk Год назад +7

      Agreed. I think this is the first time someone beat Howard down like this on his own show.

    • @godofgore6667
      @godofgore6667 2 месяца назад

      Yeah it totally wasn’t an addict having a self destructive meltdown, lashing out at those closest to him lmao

  • @vlatko927
    @vlatko927 Год назад +29

    Artie killed it, seriously. High, hangover, depressed, sleep deprived, in whatever state he is, he is sharp, witty, honest and brutal.

    • @IAEMThatIAEM
      @IAEMThatIAEM 7 месяцев назад +1

      *deer strippersh* oh yea. really sharp.
      Gary told Robin that Artie called them jerks on the wrap up show.
      *then Artie was being a giant snowflake ❄️ and marks defend him being asexual during his heroine addiction*

    • @guyprieto1593
      @guyprieto1593 2 месяца назад

      ​@IAEMThatIAEM dude you are illiterate

  • @davidc4764
    @davidc4764 Год назад +86

    “…….and she says she’s into pelicans.” 😂😂😂

    • @timkennedy1881
      @timkennedy1881 Год назад +21

      That really bothered Stern. It was the beginning of the end for Mr. Lange. 😮😮😮

    • @gorillacookies3171
      @gorillacookies3171 Год назад +14

      Haha fuckin big bird got pissed off!

    • @brianjayne140
      @brianjayne140 Год назад +12

      @@timkennedy1881 yup… his fragile ego got bruised

    • @HybridBlueDream
      @HybridBlueDream Год назад +4

      @@brianjayne140 his personal image/self esteem really is fragile lmao

    • @MattPerrette87
      @MattPerrette87 Год назад +8

      @@timkennedy1881And when Artie left it was the beginning of the end for Hamptons Howie 😂

  • @Claypidgeon162
    @Claypidgeon162 4 месяца назад +12

    Artie: "You're a geeky looking pelican."
    Howard: "You're off the bro list."

    • @Mn09lfV6f
      @Mn09lfV6f 2 месяца назад

      Timestamp?

    • @Claypidgeon162
      @Claypidgeon162 2 месяца назад

      @@Mn09lfV6f 23:43 - "Geeky looking Pelican ...." 24:40 - "You're off the bro list ..."

  • @chasebaker2735
    @chasebaker2735 Год назад +27

    Robin instigated this off of a lie. Artie never called him a jerk.
    Howard was also lying and couldnt handle Artie goofing on him

    • @johnbags2525
      @johnbags2525 Год назад

      When blks and J’s coordinate…lie city.

    • @jamesmorrison7692
      @jamesmorrison7692 Год назад +5

      Of course Robin did. She never liked Artie’s popularity on the show, and wanted him gone. When he did leave she did her best to be the “funny sidekick”, and she showed how untalented she is. The show never recovered when he left

  • @oneball1926
    @oneball1926 Год назад +53

    Artie owned Howard and it was awesome.

    • @drexlspivey3047
      @drexlspivey3047 Год назад

      Great! Who won in the end😂. Love it.

    • @IAEMThatIAEM
      @IAEMThatIAEM 7 месяцев назад

      *deer strippersh*
      "whaaa!!! 😭 you called me fat"
      oh yes... (sarcasm) serious own

    • @HybridBlueDream
      @HybridBlueDream 3 месяца назад +2

      @@drexlspivey3047probably Artie to be honest. Dudes lived a hell of a life and is still kicking. Howie lives his life afraid of germs, people, and red meat all while hiding in the basement LOL

  • @tkr4108
    @tkr4108 Год назад +56

    I will always be on Artie's side on this. Even though yeah he was probably either on something or coming off something the bit was at the expense of Artie's weight and he just wasn't having it. There's no way Howard would've done a bit like this about himself. HS was pissed Art wouldn't go along with it so he and Robin piled on.

    • @shawnjensen4909
      @shawnjensen4909 Год назад

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    • @shawnjensen4909
      @shawnjensen4909 Год назад

      😢

    • @shawnjensen4909
      @shawnjensen4909 Год назад

      😢😢😮

    • @shawnjensen4909
      @shawnjensen4909 Год назад

      😢😢😊😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

    • @shawnjensen4909
      @shawnjensen4909 Год назад

      😢😢😢😢😢😢😊😢😢😢

  • @bunkerbill
    @bunkerbill Год назад +25

    Howard got blown into orbit here.

  • @millyonair9225
    @millyonair9225 Год назад +23

    Artie owned (against 2-4 people). "Geeky-looking pelican fucking odd guy!" lol

  • @Cold__Soup
    @Cold__Soup Год назад +39

    i like how it comes out later that Artie never called Howard a jerk. Howard and Robin are annoying during this shit, fred and gary even get annoying

    • @JuanLeche8
      @JuanLeche8 Год назад +9

      Robin being the psychopath that she is just laughed about it and never apologized

    • @ALT_RIGHT
      @ALT_RIGHT Год назад +11

      Because artie was dead-on in his assessment of that entire bit

    • @younggrinch2826
      @younggrinch2826 Год назад +6

      Fred was trying to help Artie out big time here. I can pick up that he was feeling for him. He’s a real bro 😂

    • @JD-Media
      @JD-Media Год назад

      In arguments against other people, Gary and Robin would always back Howard. Gary was always really obvious with it.

    • @mrbill9248
      @mrbill9248 Год назад +1

      ​@@younggrinch2826 for some reason he always stuck up and even tried minimizing his behavior example ..it was so obvious artie was on smack and coke , pills , but fred insisted always it was booze . Plus he just always had his side like with high pitch mike , sal and richard, teddy , etc

  • @SoSincerely
    @SoSincerely Год назад +11

    When Artie trashes Bob levy. It’s fuxking genius level. For real.

  • @charlesburge3074
    @charlesburge3074 Год назад +22

    This used to be the greatest show ever live

  • @lucienwmoon
    @lucienwmoon Год назад +30

    Gotta love Fred here. Trying every way he can to help explain for Artie. Giving reasons for why Art could be possibly upset and generally backing him up and trying to laugh it off. Even Robin seems to be trying to have it be light hearted. Howard, while everyone else is laughing, is silent and just waiting to be angry at Artie some more.

    • @JD-Media
      @JD-Media Год назад +13

      You serious? Robin is taking every chance she can to back Howard in the argument, for one Artie didn't even call Howard "a Jerk" Robin just made it up.

    • @tkr4108
      @tkr4108 Год назад +1

      @@JD-Media She even starts the show with "hey jerk!" ...I mean when the guy is buying you cars I guess you're gonna back him no matter what

    • @lucienwmoon
      @lucienwmoon Год назад +1

      @@JD-Media Im saying she’s trying to keep it light hearted, giving him shit but trying to keep it in a friendly tone. Calling him a jerk but laughing in between. Whereas Howard is trying to keep the vibe very serious because he’s so hurt someone would speak out against him.

    • @mrbill9248
      @mrbill9248 Год назад

      ​@@lucienwmoon nah no way she called him all kinds of names in an angry demeaning way . Nothing light about it .

    • @millyonair9225
      @millyonair9225 Год назад +1

      I must have heard a different segment. The black hole was a giant instigator. she straight up lied.

  • @aaronlafond
    @aaronlafond 3 месяца назад +4

    Artie never called Stern a jerk. What was this all about?
    This is when Howard becomes strange. When he does shit like this.

  • @ciscogomez4605
    @ciscogomez4605 Год назад +12

    Artie is and was so right. There were two nails on this Howard coffin. When Artie said, that he got voted from the most popular guy in the show, and then when Artie called Howard a pelican 😂😂😂

    • @SanSabath
      @SanSabath Год назад +2

      That pelican joke was Artie off the top rope.. that hurt Howie

    • @IAEMThatIAEM
      @IAEMThatIAEM 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@SanSabathon the original *eric the midget looks like a turkey* call, howard called himself a pelican. That was before this.
      *artie was being a făt snowflake ❄️ and you all defend it because you dont realize artie was on the show 2 1/2 years after this*

  • @camerondavis1971
    @camerondavis1971 7 месяцев назад +3

    When Howard says he would book any chick that wrote a letter confessing her love for him on the show, it makes me so angry. Howard is incapable of being objective with himself

  • @JoeOct31
    @JoeOct31 Год назад +38

    @6:19 to skip the nonsense

  • @spanky3774
    @spanky3774 4 месяца назад +3

    Robin sounds like a child that has just learned how to curse.

  • @SEMINOLEsq.
    @SEMINOLEsq. Год назад +32

    at 23:40 is the notorious "pelican" line.

    • @Blue1479758
      @Blue1479758 Год назад

      To this day I don't get Arties gripe. Would you rather she like you for your money? At least she's attracted to you

    • @tkr4108
      @tkr4108 Год назад +12

      ​@@Blue1479758I think Artie thought (and rightfully so) the girl was only saying she was attracted to him to get on the show

    • @Blue1479758
      @Blue1479758 Год назад

      @Taysha R if that was his argument so be it, but it wasn't. He mentioned 100 times it was cause the fat thing

    • @tkr4108
      @tkr4108 Год назад +3

      @@Blue1479758 ok that AND the fat thing

    • @YES-IM-TROLLING
      @YES-IM-TROLLING Год назад

      @@Blue1479758 artie was a big ass cry baby.. 4-5 hours of work to make millions is heaven on earth.. he was a big bitch

  • @DandeENC
    @DandeENC 4 месяца назад +5

    Stop lying Robin he didn’t call Howard a jerk. And the bit was a setup by Bob Levy she had a boyfriend

  • @1446kevdog
    @1446kevdog 5 месяцев назад +4

    I’m on Artie’s side on this, Howard was not helping. He did it for ratings only
    Friend of mine pulled something similar back in college. I hadn’t had the best luck with women, and he had one of his drunk female friends hit on me (he was known for pranks and making a show of things). As she and I talked I could see him laughing and whispering to others in the background so I knew it was all bs.
    I politely kept the conversation short and went to a different part of the party afterward. He acted puzzled but I knew what he was doing, I don’t regret my response to this day.

    • @mikedemirdjian9976
      @mikedemirdjian9976 3 месяца назад

      @1446kevdog You confronted him too right?
      He sounds like a putz

    • @1446kevdog
      @1446kevdog 3 месяца назад

      @@mikedemirdjian9976 not really but it didn’t bother me much afterward, I think he got the message by how I reacted.
      He had a habit of trying to one-up people (girls, jobs, money, pranks) and it grew tiresome after awhile. A mutual friend had a double date recently with him and wives, said it was all the same vibe. Sad to hear tbh but I’ve made peace

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 Год назад +7

    Artie calling Howard on his passive-aggressive B.S here is like music to my ears

  • @DandeENC
    @DandeENC 4 месяца назад +3

    Artie oh Robin please was perfect and she knew it

  • @ekwinston1
    @ekwinston1 2 месяца назад +3

    this was the end of Artie. Artie was right Howard goofed on Artie’s weight n lifestyle for years and the one time Artie bodyslammed Howard n then gave him the macho man elbow off the top rope,Howard threw a fit and never really supported Artie or wanted him back.

  • @davecoppenrath
    @davecoppenrath Год назад +4

    Thank you so much for this up load it’s rare for me to hear something from the golden era of stern that I havnt heard a thousand times.
    Do you got any rare Bigfoot clips it is 😅?

  • @Jonathan-dh7hk
    @Jonathan-dh7hk Год назад +4

    Howard would want someone to do this for him and Fred met Alison on the air.. yea they weren’t engaged using the show for clout. Artie’s instincts were 100% spot on.

  • @rob7443
    @rob7443 Год назад +16

    Boy, robin can’t shut up. She’s out of control. I like all the drama because robin lied

  • @rickruss23
    @rickruss23 Год назад +13

    Howard is just lying.

  • @CardanoETF
    @CardanoETF 6 месяцев назад +3

    she is into pelicans LOL

  • @jamesvitucci7191
    @jamesvitucci7191 Год назад +4

    What better way to show you're bros with someone is to mock their heroin addiction The second they call you out for doing something shitty

  • @austinp123
    @austinp123 Год назад +12

    A women like Robin will get you fucking shot with the shit they stir and they just sit back and watch the fireworks.

    • @nah7386
      @nah7386 Год назад

      Oh stfu. Howard was mad about the whole scenario, not the supposed jerk comment.

  • @busaman1444
    @busaman1444 7 месяцев назад +3

    Artie was great but this segment showed what a big baby he was and constantly projected his issues on to everyone around him

  • @taco911
    @taco911 Год назад +11

    Artie is full of heart and Howard’s a sociopath Lol

  • @mattyboyanderson
    @mattyboyanderson 2 месяца назад +1

    Jessica Hahn was dead-on with her comments. It's like having your parents hook you up with a date. And Artie never said the word "jerk".

  • @Fushigi_TV
    @Fushigi_TV 2 месяца назад +1

    If only Artie could have kept his nose clean.. 😢

  • @oneball1926
    @oneball1926 7 месяцев назад +5

    Why does Robin keep chiming in? It has nothing to do with her. Just shut up Robin and let someone else talk for once. Oh yeah, Artie didn't walk off the show while Robin has, more than once, because they were messing with her.

  • @bruce802
    @bruce802 Год назад +3

    this is brutal

  • @raymondcaylor6292
    @raymondcaylor6292 Год назад +4

    Artie I assume by choice didn't shut Robin up with " if the segment was instead a dude wrote that he's in love with Robin, Robin was his dream girl because he loves middle aged, heavy set, fat tittied black woman.....would you be happy with it " ?

  • @T_o_n_k_a
    @T_o_n_k_a Год назад +4

    I know Robin drives everyone nuts, but I honestly get her side. Everyone on that show was tortured regularly for decades. Gary buries anything done to Artie. I just feel like she was calling him out.

    • @younggrinch2826
      @younggrinch2826 Год назад +1

      Ya but the Artie situation went way deeper than giving Gary shit for having big teeth

    • @T_o_n_k_a
      @T_o_n_k_a Год назад +3

      I'm just going off of the race stuff for Robin and parodies about her dad molesting her etc. He was struggling, but i think it's fair to say that no one in that room went without deep personal humiliation

    • @JD-Media
      @JD-Media Год назад +4

      Well in this case, Robin lied about Artie calling Howard "a Jerk" so kinda hard to take her side when she instigated the entire thing.

    • @Nolterful
      @Nolterful 7 месяцев назад

      She’s the left testicle of Howard. It’s so creepy how she attaches herself to him. Fuck blobin

  • @jagged6373
    @jagged6373 7 месяцев назад +4

    Robin can’t get anything right. And when Artie says I think I said suckers she doubles down and says no you said jerks. She can’t shut up

    • @jamesmorrison7692
      @jamesmorrison7692 5 месяцев назад +1

      And it came out later that he never said the word “jerk” about Howie. Robin is a completely untalented lady that got lucky. She never did anything on her own, her skill is laughing at Howie’s lame jokes

  • @courtneyfitzpatrick3214
    @courtneyfitzpatrick3214 Год назад +3

    “Ohhhhhhh 🦦 Ottie”
    “Buuuuut MaaaaaH”

  • @AtomicWander
    @AtomicWander 3 месяца назад +1

    Holy shit that live song at the start was so bad.

  • @rossdawgsbrokenspirit9038
    @rossdawgsbrokenspirit9038 Год назад +1

    Clip Starts FINALLY @6:20

  • @davecoppenrath
    @davecoppenrath Год назад +3

    I’d like to hear arties last day on the air show

    • @ryansmurda1552
      @ryansmurda1552 6 месяцев назад +2

      It's not that exciting. Nothing notable really happened. He was just unusually quiet. Its on YT if you look for it

  • @angelsunlight
    @angelsunlight Год назад

    This is the only stuff that makes me laugh when I’m sad

  • @Mn09lfV6f
    @Mn09lfV6f 2 месяца назад

    47:45 that's a revelation!? Robin shocked at Artie disappointment that Dana didn't stay with him. Dana was a bartender who rejected Artie several times.

  • @Mn09lfV6f
    @Mn09lfV6f 2 месяца назад

    People, if you're commenting give the timestamp please

  • @miguelbringas4037
    @miguelbringas4037 Год назад +7

    Arties voice is too annoying

  • @guyprieto1593
    @guyprieto1593 Год назад +3

    I'm usually one to defend howard but he is 💯 percent in the wrong. He is lying or at least not being honest about the intentions of the bit.

  • @Mn09lfV6f
    @Mn09lfV6f 2 месяца назад

    13:40 replay of Artie comments on Levy. Probably made because Artie must've known Levy role in the dating segment.

  • @tootieomyhero5066
    @tootieomyhero5066 Год назад +10

    Robin is unbearable in this segment

    • @matthewwilson5180
      @matthewwilson5180 Год назад +7

      She’s unbearable in every segment. Nails on chalkboard.

    • @ribbs13
      @ribbs13 6 месяцев назад

      She’s always unbearable eff her she ruins the show

  • @Mn09lfV6f
    @Mn09lfV6f 2 месяца назад

    20:56 HS showing his vindictive vengeance.

  • @BottomlessBen
    @BottomlessBen 4 месяца назад

    Happy 17th anniversary!

  • @moistoyzter8884
    @moistoyzter8884 Месяц назад

    43:39 Robin sounds so ridiculous, “the king” 🙄

  • @RogerMance
    @RogerMance 2 месяца назад

    Howard gaslighting Artie

  • @TheStraw931
    @TheStraw931 2 месяца назад

    Artie just didnt wanna be bothered while high.

  • @SoSincerely
    @SoSincerely Год назад +6

    Artie is one of the best to ever do it.

    • @nah7386
      @nah7386 Год назад +2

      Do what? Heroin

    • @cicolasnage5684
      @cicolasnage5684 Год назад +1

      Screw himself out of a good job? Jackie did it first.

    • @ryansmurda1552
      @ryansmurda1552 6 месяцев назад

      Artie was great on the show. I liked Jackie and Artie both. When Artie left, the show went rapidly downhill. It's painful to listen to today. Not the show i loved for 15 years

  • @Mn09lfV6f
    @Mn09lfV6f 2 месяца назад

    22:30 artie mocks "bro" followed by pelican. 3 minutes later all HS can come back with is F you which proves HS lack of talent.

  • @P715R
    @P715R Год назад +2

    The phoney phone calls were such hack material.
    Embarrassing

  • @IAEMThatIAEM
    @IAEMThatIAEM 7 месяцев назад +1

    Gary told Robin before the show that Artie called Howard a jerk on the wrap up show. lol
    The *howard left dinner early* segment and probably many others started the same way

  • @Goldenboy2421
    @Goldenboy2421 Год назад +3

    Wow this is first version of this segment that actually had the song where robin sings ‘fuck friennnds’ I always found that part odd when robin sang that but now it makes sense

    • @meghancarr8847
      @meghancarr8847 Год назад

      Me too! Even with the song explaining the context, she still continues to be annoying as shit. 🤔

    • @Savebabygorilla
      @Savebabygorilla 2 месяца назад

      Same, her singing never made sense to me until I heard this

  • @Mn09lfV6f
    @Mn09lfV6f 2 месяца назад

    56:10 stack of Bibles

  • @ralphishere5756
    @ralphishere5756 7 месяцев назад

    23:44😂😂😂

  • @dmoney668
    @dmoney668 Год назад +5

    Robin STOP LAUGHING like your INSANE. Haaaa haa haaa haaaaaa
    . keeps going....haa haaaa. Has anyone ever addressed the length of her laugh because no one talks about it other than saying it's a cackle it's more than that. And I like her a lot and feel bad for her what she went through as a kid but damn! Whoa

  • @IAEMThatIAEM
    @IAEMThatIAEM 7 месяцев назад +2

    22:10 FYI. Artie claimed you were a 🌈 if you used a cellphone or the internet in this era lol.
    most of you clearly wouldnt go for that logic. 💯

    • @WeBreakItAllDownRightHere
      @WeBreakItAllDownRightHere 4 месяца назад +2

      This was almost 20 years ago and he was trying to be funny. This isn't the gotcha moment you think it is

  • @micahshire2269
    @micahshire2269 Год назад

    howard was right

    • @tllhy1591
      @tllhy1591 Год назад

      Shut up you Dolt!!! He could'nt possibly be Right he is a scumbag?

  • @uggggggghhhhh
    @uggggggghhhhh 4 месяца назад

    Robins fake laugh is giving me an aneurysm.

  • @danieldemaras3099
    @danieldemaras3099 Год назад +1

    Artie doing his usual job of grinding the show to a halt. Surprised he didn’t start reciting a scene from some direct to dvd comedy movie from the 80s in the middle of it

    • @heywoodjablomi1109
      @heywoodjablomi1109 Год назад +1

      They had DVDs in the 80’s?

    • @cicolasnage5684
      @cicolasnage5684 Год назад

      @@heywoodjablomi1109actually yes, but they were called laser discs and they were the size of vinyl albums.

  • @IAEMThatIAEM
    @IAEMThatIAEM 7 месяцев назад

    wow... artie got "fired" after stabbing himself and the SFN community claiming howard was responsible... 2 and a half years later?
    yea; i am sure Howard; the guy who called himself a pelican for over a decade before this; was really mad artie just repeated it.
    Artie here is being a snowflake over being called făt

  • @matthewwilson5180
    @matthewwilson5180 Год назад +17

    Robin had a genuine disdain for Artie, and every chance she had to pile on him, she’d take it. This segment is a perfect example. You can hear it in the things she says.

    • @johnbags2525
      @johnbags2525 Год назад +1

      T. N. S

    • @KPac1234
      @KPac1234 Год назад +11

      She didn’t always, she’s mad he became a depressed drug addict while working on the show

    • @younggrinch2826
      @younggrinch2826 Год назад +2

      “You devil” 😂😂😂

  • @TBliss88
    @TBliss88 Год назад +1

    Man is Robin awful. She has literally no involvement in any of these issues but sits screaming in Howard’s defence no matter what the topic is. She has stealing a living her entire life on that show.

    • @michaelgladman9087
      @michaelgladman9087 7 месяцев назад +1

      Bingo, exactly . . . the only viewpoint she ever has is the one to kiss Howard's butt. There's a reason she never took one of the IQ tests.

  • @satyricon9955
    @satyricon9955 2 месяца назад

    uh oh. the pelican got butt hurt.

  • @ntimmons8770
    @ntimmons8770 2 месяца назад

    The pelican is full of shit, he wanted Artie to be humiliated and smile about it.

  • @latexmonkeys
    @latexmonkeys Год назад +3

    Waaaaaaaaaah! I'm a fat loser! Waaaaaaah!