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  • Published on May 12, 2025

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  • @zefrank
    @zefrank  10 months ago +307

    Go to imprintapp.com/Ze_Frank_LIB_1 to get a 7-day Free Trial and 20% off an annual membership! Try it! It's great.

    • @zuxta
      @zuxta 10 months ago +14

      Balls

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 10 months ago +2

      Fun fact: Morays can bite off a human finger

    • @noronhaxlsm
      @noronhaxlsm 10 months ago +2

      you re the only youtuber I insta watch when a new video is released

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht 10 months ago +1

      I am a meat popsicle

    • @corrinsweet758
      @corrinsweet758 10 months ago +3

      Crossgates mall? Your not from Albany N.Y are you?

  • @pianocat254
    @pianocat254 10 months ago +8282

    When the jaws open wide, and there's more jaws inside, that's a moray

  • @greg6097
    @greg6097 10 months ago +1252

    "When 2 eels are fighting, it's hard to tell who's a' winning, and who's a' knot!"
    Man, I love True Facts!

    • @jaybingham3711
      @jaybingham3711 10 months ago +8

      Ze always goes hard with the dad jokes. Which we of course thoroughly enjoy. 😁

    • @kaprkapr
      @kaprkapr 9 months ago +4

      I’ll just come right out and admit that I missed the pun until this comment. Really really makes me want to go back and see what else I missed in his videos!

    • @Kamala-tm3ys
      @Kamala-tm3ys 5 months ago +2

      MEEEEEE toooo

  • @pyalot
    @pyalot 10 months ago +445

    „Ribbon eel is an ambush hunter“
    Prey casually swims away in no particular hurry being ambushed.

  • @Venom_Snek
    @Venom_Snek 10 months ago +232

    I love how garden eels are basically just fish grass.

    • @serversurfer6169
      @serversurfer6169 8 months ago +4

      Hence the name. 😜

    • @Venom_Snek
      @Venom_Snek 8 months ago +5

      @@serversurfer6169 I'm aware lol, I'm just expressing that I think it's really neat.

    • @darkdragoness5
      @darkdragoness5 8 months ago +12

      Fun fact, people at one point were able to face time garden eels in a zoo

  • @MrWaspMan2406
    @MrWaspMan2406 10 months ago +519

    "Wetzel's Pretzel. Which is the name of an eel sex position, btw." I don't know how Ze Frank keeps coming up with these hilarious lines, but I hope he never runs out.

    • @watershipup7101
      @watershipup7101 10 months ago +17

      "That is how the eels do... eachother"

    • @genjis5155
      @genjis5155 10 months ago +10

      Of course he won't run out, he's the master.

    • @thusnameddigital9397
      @thusnameddigital9397 10 months ago +5

      Definitely my new favorite.

    • @toppersundquist
      @toppersundquist 10 months ago +12

      He has Jerry for that.

    • @burninator9000
      @burninator9000 10 months ago +6

      I had a physics teacher named Wetzel. I now have that imprinted (ha) in my brain for his spring lecture.

  • @flyingmako
    @flyingmako 10 months ago +1233

    See that fish on the reef with the two sets of teeth, that’s A Moray!
    Stick your hand in the crack and he won’t give it back, that’s A Moray!

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 10 months ago +34

      What’s funny is that most fish have pharyngeal jaws, likes it’s actually pretty common since a lot of fish have that “okay now how do I get you in my belly” problem

    • @1st1anarkissed
      @1st1anarkissed 10 months ago +4

      Best. 🎉

    • @dpidcoe
      @dpidcoe 10 months ago +5

      if the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside

    • @Cara-39
      @Cara-39 10 months ago +7

      These moray "songs" never get old!

    • @gobert12
      @gobert12 10 months ago +3

      Or a xenomorph

  • @jakeedwards9770
    @jakeedwards9770 10 months ago +3520

    Whenever I watch Ze Frank I feel like a true int-eel-lectual.

  • @kaloofy3500
    @kaloofy3500 10 months ago +980

    Learning that some eels hunt on land has unlocked a wonderful feeling inside me that might be fear but also awe

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 10 months ago +40

      That is definitely fear and might also be awe.
      Fixed it

    • @canoa223
      @canoa223 10 months ago +45

      At any giving moment there's an eel behind you

    • @toryumau6798
      @toryumau6798 10 months ago +10

      ​@@canoa223 ... Statistically accurate. >):^]

    • @TK-ij2xi
      @TK-ij2xi 10 months ago +9

      Mine is fear. Definitely fear.

    • @Thomas-hx3pr
      @Thomas-hx3pr 10 months ago +15

      It’s a new entry in the mental checklist of “is that a snake ooooor….?”

  • @beegchunguz7425
    @beegchunguz7425 10 months ago +74

    Grouper: Did we just become best friends?
    Eel: YEP!

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 10 months ago +36

    "This is an excellent way to weed out the dumbest fish" had me rolling.

  • @chocolatefrenzieya
    @chocolatefrenzieya 10 months ago +951

    As a novice diver, I'm imagining myself cluelessly floating into this "patch of sea grass"...

    • @macaronsncheese9835
      @macaronsncheese9835 10 months ago +153

      You joke but like if you actually managed to get to the sargasso sea at the right time to catch eel mating season you'd probably be lauded for it, we've never seen them mate in the wild and it's only been a few months since we finally got any sort of confirmation they were going there. The whole "being in the open ocean" thing would be scary but the eel nerds would be very excited to hear what you saw.

    • @chocolatefrenzieya
      @chocolatefrenzieya 10 months ago +57

      @@macaronsncheese9835 AFTER I was done sprinting across the Sargasso. With flippers.

    • @Sepi-chu
      @Sepi-chu 10 months ago +39

      ​@@macaronsncheese9835 add to that the fact that they likely occur around 150 metres below the surface

    • @OnlyKaerius
      @OnlyKaerius 10 months ago +25

      @@Sepi-chu Yeah, not for novice divers. More like trimix rebreather divers, a very small subset of the world's divers. (I've done both individually, but not combined, yet). The dives would still have to be kinda short affairs, as decompression obligation would stack up very quickly. I'd have to check the software and build a dive profile, but I'm thinking 30 minutes on the bottom would result in a total dive time of around 4 hours, at least half of which would be spent at 3-6m/10-20', and would be on the ragged edge of how much oxygen load you can take, CNS and OTUs both.

    • @ivechang6720
      @ivechang6720 10 months ago +8

      Thank you all for nerding out on this subject. 💌 Love from non diver.

  • @paradox7358
    @paradox7358 10 months ago +2083

    When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that's a Moray

    • @ImperialVitriol
      @ImperialVitriol 10 months ago +25

      Well that won best comment

    • @monicamacie1807
      @monicamacie1807 10 months ago +5

      😂

    • @druc02
      @druc02 10 months ago +14

      Congratulations on rendering the comment section redundant

    • @davidhendropurnomo2902
      @davidhendropurnomo2902 10 months ago +63

      If it hides in a reef and has two sets of teeth, that’s a moray

    • @thelocust619
      @thelocust619 10 months ago +26

      When it charges your car, and it starts to shoot sparks, that's zignagghxhm¿¿dj?!
      *FUCK PISS DAMNIT that one's not a moray, don't touch that one.*

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 10 months ago +1111

    I desperately want a buddy cop comedy about a moray eel and grouper.

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 10 months ago +60

      That needs the 1970’s vibe music this ended on. 💃🏽🕺🏿🪩

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 10 months ago +46

      Harassing the angelfish

    • @fredericapanon207
      @fredericapanon207 10 months ago +39

      Somebody call Pixar about this.

    • @ashleyklotz3762
      @ashleyklotz3762 10 months ago +9

      I totally read that that as "moray eel and groper" 😂😂😂 still works!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Shiftyourshape
      @Shiftyourshape 10 months ago +11

      The sequel to finding nemo

  • @MrWaspMan2406
    @MrWaspMan2406 10 months ago +174

    "When an eel has a maw, with a second set of jaws, that's a moray"
    Or, as Ze Frank would put it. "That is how the Moray do." Thanks for the learning & laughs.

    • @watershipup7101
      @watershipup7101 10 months ago +5

      There's a phrase I've not heard in many years.

    • @genjis5155
      @genjis5155 10 months ago +2

      Very nice. I love all these song verses.

    • @garnetbird7557
      @garnetbird7557 10 months ago +2

      And making great videos is how the Ze Frank do.

  • @SortofScorpion
    @SortofScorpion 10 months ago +87

    4:50 and what’s crazy is that Morays and groupers are not the only pair of long and stocky fish that team up to hunt. I have seen freshwater American eels work with smallmouth bass to flush prey from underneath rocks. Interesting how certain specific interactions seem to repeat themselves in other species.

    • @pemo2676
      @pemo2676 8 months ago +7

      the same kind of interaction of humans and wolves at the beginning, i can imagine. slimmer, more versatile in movement, and longer-stamina humans pairing with the muscle, tracking and speed of wolves.

    • @iruns1246
      @iruns1246 8 months ago +4

      Also with badgers and coyotes. Very similar division of labor too. Badgers can go inside tunnels while coyotes can run better.

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 10 months ago +300

    I never get tired of the "X butt ... X, but" joke 😂

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 10 months ago +23

      Best one is still the “but scientists, sorry. Butt scientists” or something along those lines. 🤣

    • @fritzthelibrarygoblin
      @fritzthelibrarygoblin 10 months ago +7

      I always know it's coming, and it still gets me every single time.

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 8 months ago

      "Butt-first orgy" was really subtle

  • @Strawberrymilkdrink
    @Strawberrymilkdrink 10 months ago +424

    "they have to shut the dams down some have special turbines to let eels get through" this warms my heart

    • @shanerooney7288
      @shanerooney7288 10 months ago +43

      * this worms my heart.

    • @Cara-39
      @Cara-39 10 months ago +56

      Some dams have built fish ladders that allow fish to bypass the dam without closing and a few have 24/7 live streams here on YT from the ladder's viewing panel. Umpqua is a popular one and now is the time of year when certain salmon species are migrating so the ladder has a good amt of traffic!

    • @DeAndering-bf1kk
      @DeAndering-bf1kk 3 months ago

      If I am not mistaken that is being done in The Netherlands, and I am not 100% certain, but I thought that was done in order to avoid the eels going extinct - because the Dutch want to eat them.

  • @Evelyn_Okay
    @Evelyn_Okay 10 months ago +710

    I had no idea eels and grouper fish developed their own language to hunt together

    • @michaeldougherty6036
      @michaeldougherty6036 10 months ago +75

      I think there are a few land predators that do similar things. I seem to recall coyotes and badgers will occasionally team up.

    • @indigofenix00
      @indigofenix00 10 months ago +114

      Also groupers and octopuses. But if the grouper doesn't want to team up, the octopus will sometimes punch them.

    • @leirawhitehart1236
      @leirawhitehart1236 10 months ago +10

      I had no idea that groupers could change color patterns like cuddlefish. 🤔

    • @MilotheShrike
      @MilotheShrike 10 months ago +18

      Their just friends going out for brunch

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 10 months ago +37

      It's like an MMO. "Lvl 50 moray looking for grouper!"

  • @suicune690
    @suicune690 10 months ago +34

    Another thing about American eels: they're escape artists and can slither out of any tank they're in, even pushing the lids off. It's also impossible to hold them because they're so slippery. I do think they're handsome fellas, though and hope they can bounce back from their population crash.

  • @TheCthultist
    @TheCthultist 10 months ago +10

    I missed like half the jokes in the ribbon eel section because I was just laughing too hard at their faces and their truly incredible hunting skills.

  • @Tonikane
    @Tonikane 10 months ago +228

    Its amazing no one knew how the hell eels actually reproduced till 2022, I honestly thought we werent ever gonna find out till it turns out the damn eels go thousands of miles to their mating grounds to get it on lol. Crazy

    • @lisajean228
      @lisajean228 10 months ago +22

      Thank you science hippies !

    • @kehlcassidy9562
      @kehlcassidy9562 10 months ago +26

      ​@@lisajean228*stalkers

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 10 months ago +16

      They know for decades where eels are going to reproduce. They just never see them in the moment of actually doing it.

    • @ryomaanime4563
      @ryomaanime4563 10 months ago +6

      Funny thing about that, christianism likes fish because we didn't see them reproduce so they looked pure

    • @Br0nto5aurus
      @Br0nto5aurus 10 months ago +4

      Maybe for freshwater eels, but many other species have been observed breeding, and even bred in captivity. Aquariums were breeding morays in 2014, and garden eels reproduce readily in home aquaria.

  • @denisia1111
    @denisia1111 10 months ago +314

    Ah yes eels, the angry sock puppets of the sea.

    • @vincem3748
      @vincem3748 10 months ago +9

      Eels
      Ells is the name of the guy who founded Chipotle Mexican Grill

    • @denisia1111
      @denisia1111 10 months ago

      @@vincem3748 Fixed it, thanks.

    • @breemapry
      @breemapry 10 months ago +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @puttiplush
    @puttiplush 10 months ago +399

    The delivery on "Negligent." was superlative. I felt slapped across the face. Powerful intonation of just one word to shame all of eel-kind. Great work!

    • @xenopsychologist4943
      @xenopsychologist4943 10 months ago +10

      eel fins appear to have typed the above comment.

    • @catsj1767
      @catsj1767 10 months ago +3

      Another shame from Ultra consevatives

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable 10 months ago +2

      *cackling* Same, same!

    • @Max.Paprika
      @Max.Paprika 10 months ago +7

      That one word got the most sudden belly laugh from me. Perfect delivery.

    • @puttiplush
      @puttiplush 10 months ago +2

      @@xenopsychologist4943 Ghost Eel Fins, for after abandoning the 2000 bebbehs, we river eels face naught but death as due payment for our Negligence.

  • @many_lives4925
    @many_lives4925 10 months ago +18

    Whenever he starts losing it trying his best to explain these goofy things is the best part 😆😅🤣😂😁

  • @dubbywill
    @dubbywill 10 months ago +10

    9:51 “would normally be called stalking, but in this case- research”😂

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 10 months ago +112

    "...an excellent way to weed out the dumber fish..." 😂🤣

  • @NateC983
    @NateC983 10 months ago +336

    "I could show you anything here." That got a good belly laugh cuz I've long contended to my wife that he(You, Mr. Zefrank) could really put anything on the screen and more than half of us watching ain't going to question it😂

    • @slwrabbits
      @slwrabbits 10 months ago +5

      cytology is especially confusing, though

    • @FantasyAddict95
      @FantasyAddict95 10 months ago +4

      ​@slwrabbits I believe it was something like a goblet cell that he had up there. I was studying to be a histotechnician up until Covid hit, shut down my college's histo program, and I ended up moving before it opened again.

  • @Absolutely_Nobody
    @Absolutely_Nobody 10 months ago +248

    Oh, this will definitely be a clean video with no innuendos at all.

  • @cressrose
    @cressrose 10 months ago +16

    I will never tire of these delightful videos. The Butt/But jokes, the silly wordplay, the "Wait, Jerry, that's--" bits. And I always learn something new about this wild planet we live on! What an awesome series. Thanks for the knowledge and the joy. ^v^

  • @michellegore8878
    @michellegore8878 10 months ago +20

    Ze: "Hanging out at the Tapes and Such at the Crossgates Mall"
    Everyone from Albany: "Wait, WHAT?"

    • @Ambertrine
      @Ambertrine 6 months ago +1

      Exactly! I was like "Crossgates Mall"?!

  • @selinesbeau
    @selinesbeau 10 months ago +97

    The hydro dam where my dad worked has an eel ladder built into it. Runs right through the structure from one side to the other.

  • @Bingo_Dingo_Dango
    @Bingo_Dingo_Dango 10 months ago +1017

    There are few RUclipsrs I get so excited to see post.

    • @andii64
      @andii64 10 months ago +11

      Me too! I get so excited when ze posts!

    • @adidasfan360
      @adidasfan360 10 months ago

      I want that character in your profile picture to sit on my IAP while I play with its snout, chin, and the mouth. I would open its mouth with my hand before sticking it in there to play with the creature's teeth. This would be most fun since it demonstrates the action of trust. At any given moment, this grey reptile-like creature could chomp my hand. If it does bite my hand then the potential injury would be entirely my fault. However, if it does not bite then that will tell me that it enjoys me playing with its tongue as much as I enjoy doing it. I picture my hand getting covered in its slobbery saliva that I could rub on my body.

    • @happynoodleboy2794
      @happynoodleboy2794 10 months ago +3

      How was your comment from 9 hours ago when this came out 22 minutes ago?

    • @JTvTK
      @JTvTK 10 months ago +10

      ​@happynoodleboy2794 probably part of being a member? idk

    • @JTvTK
      @JTvTK 10 months ago +2

      this is the first I've seen him since i was in college.....in 2015😭
      im glad to see he's still uploading
      i haven't even been away from RUclips, just the first time in years since I've seen anything from zefrank & matthew santoro's channel too😂

  • @ObsessiveReaderLuv
    @ObsessiveReaderLuv 10 months ago +197

    I’m sorry, eels that HUNT ON LAND????? Why the actual hell has no one told me about this before now?????? You are doing the world a service, sir

    • @penguin44ca
      @penguin44ca 10 months ago +14

      I was going to say the same thing 😂 I audibly said, next to my wife who is sleeping, 'I'm sorry, what the fuck you just say?' my wife bolts upright.
      What?
      Whats the matter?
      Did you know eels hunt on land?
      She paused, realizing fairly quickly what I forgot.
      I was wearing headphones. I was actually shouting. I in fact woke up the house.
      😂😂😢

    • @TPPMac1
      @TPPMac1 10 months ago +5

      My property backs onto a small creek that is full of eels. In rainy weather, they're often crawling around in the yard feasting on earthworms.

    • @mohawk4759
      @mohawk4759 10 months ago +4

      @@TPPMac1what the fuck

    • @Smileyrat
      @Smileyrat 10 months ago +4

      Nowhere is safe now.

    • @djraztah2462
      @djraztah2462 10 months ago +2

      Some eels crawl up on land in the Pacific Islands beaches, usually after midnight

  • @cupidwxings
    @cupidwxings 6 months ago +4

    Me and my sister went to bristol aquarium (UK) and were blessed enough to walk by the garden eels just as they were being fed a shit ton of food, it was so adorable to see them fighting and sticking out. It was probably very violent to them but rediculously cute to us lol.

  • @goodun2974
    @goodun2974 10 months ago +9

    There was a New York band in the 1960's known as the Holy Modal Rounders; a spinoff group was the Moray Eels, and one record was titled "The Moray Eels EAT the Holy Modal Rounders". The revolving cast of members included playwright Sam Shephard and famed guitarist Jeff Skunk Baxter, later of Steely Dan and the Doobie Nrothers.

    • @brandunndrowned
      @brandunndrowned 10 months ago

      I've recently started listening to the Holy Modal Rounders!

  • @origulator
    @origulator 10 months ago +79

    the delivery of that "Negligent" at 10:40 was top tier

  • @parkerdixon-word6295
    @parkerdixon-word6295 10 months ago +124

    Now O want an index of all the animals accurately described by the sentence "One day they get the gonads and that's when the trouble starts." Because I feel like it applies to a lot of invertebrates and sea creatures.

    • @slwrabbits
      @slwrabbits 10 months ago +1

      Plenty of vertebrates, too.

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 10 months ago +3

      Literally every insect that goes thru metamorphosis. From cicadas to mayflies, life goes from months/years of chilling as a big bebe to suddenly having mere hours/days to find a mate. 😅

    • @lisahall6869
      @lisahall6869 9 months ago

      Pretty much all creations...🧐

  • @arglebargle17
    @arglebargle17 10 months ago +84

    To the tune of "That's Amore": If you're feeling an eel and it's biting your heel that's a moray. If it slithers and slides as it swims through the tides, that's a moray.

  • @fishdude666ify
    @fishdude666ify 10 months ago +11

    Moray eels always look like they just finished a joke and are waiting for the audience to laugh. "...and then the priest said "These aren't my pants!" Aaa? Aaa?"

  • @cjmichelli
    @cjmichelli 10 months ago +58

    Bob: Hey, uh, George. You’re looking a little yellow. You good?
    George: Call me Georgia, handsome.
    Bob: 👁️👄👁️

    • @jjescorpiso21
      @jjescorpiso21 8 months ago +1

      yo 😂

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Month ago

      Never truly tired of the classic cis “have you added an a to the end of your name? Whole new name!” thing
      Ah yes. Richarda

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 29 days ago

      ​@@Lucifersfursona You just reminded me of a kids' book where the main character, because her dad is a preacher, got saddled with Johna. (Matthew, Mark, Luke, girl? Stick an -a on the end, I'm committed to this bit.)

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 10 months ago +73

    When the grouper comes by
    with a nod and a sigh
    that's a moray!

  • @blueguy2128
    @blueguy2128 10 months ago +48

    The Grouper and Moray hunting together is the coolest thing I've seen all month

    • @johnboats9075
      @johnboats9075 10 months ago +7

      Gives me an idea for an 80s style cartoon villan duo.

    • @socialist-strong
      @socialist-strong 9 months ago +4

      Badgers and coyotes actually do something similar! Coyotes are fast enough to catch prey that runs in the open, like groupers, and badgers can follow prey through dens and holes, like eels!

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 10 months ago +51

    5:45
    🎶 When an eel bites your thigh
    Then you bleed out and die
    That's - A Moray!
    Put your hand in that crack
    And you won't get it back
    That's - A Moray!
    Wheeen the jaws open wide
    And there's more jaws inside
    That's - A Moray!
    When it seems on a reef
    And has two sets of teeth
    Thaaaaat's - A Moray! 🎶

  • @partituravid
    @partituravid 10 months ago +12

    Love this. Erudite-sounding narration, anodyne classical music, innuendo, puns, cultural references + just a whisper of a chuckle/ smirk/self-satisfaction...+ info.

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 7 months ago

      Erudite and anodyne are words I've never heard before. That's impressive!

  • @norfolknwhey4787
    @norfolknwhey4787 10 months ago +6

    I’m so glad I found this channel. By far the greatest nature commentary in existence. 😂
    Then you mention Crossgates Mall?!? Some of my fondest memories are in that mall back in the early 90’s… Had an epic 4-story Macy’s with the weirdest expensive tech stuff on the top floor, and a sweet arcade. Do you remember when Dick’s was placed right above a store called “The Whizz”?! Good times.

  • @MrLaithtayyem
    @MrLaithtayyem 10 months ago +454

    butt jokes never get old

    • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
      @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 10 months ago +154

      Oh, sorry. But jokes never get old.

    • @carolshannon6449
      @carolshannon6449 10 months ago +4

      Au contraire, they start old, but they never die

    • @corythomas4427
      @corythomas4427 10 months ago +3

      You kneed to include more details.

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 10 months ago +3

      And ZeFrank knows that

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 10 months ago +5

      Anyone who _DOES_ tire of them... is *not* someone I care to be around!
      Thankfully, we're all in good company down here in Ze Frank's comment section. 🍻

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 10 months ago +61

    I think I heard somewhere that gulper eels are so adept at swallowing food that's larger than their own bodies that it's a legitimate concern it might decay inside their stomachs before it can be fully digested.

  • @NavajoNinja
    @NavajoNinja 10 months ago +22

    *life changing
    "All living things are all just tubes. Tubes with more bits and pieces." -ze

  • @user-vk7cp1op9p
    @user-vk7cp1op9p 10 months ago +4

    Demon-possessed tonsils! You were the kind of teacher we all desired and adored as the best possible treasure a student could locate. You are the ideal!
    Your mind seems always thinking so fast that is jet propelled, leading a magical circus of thinkers, tumbling acrobats who went where ever imaginable to think faster and do more leaps chasing words, than anyone could even imagine, but children, of all ages, found it addicting, and mesmerizing to see it done with such delight, clarity, and amazement! Words are spring-loaded the way they attach to ideas, and bloom gloriously

  • @Arkios64
    @Arkios64 10 months ago +61

    Well, I definitely didn't have "Ze Frank is the first person to explain those weird blue spirit worms in the Elden Ring DLC" on my bingo card, but here we are.

  • @fleafrier1
    @fleafrier1 10 months ago +336

    When your swimming in the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that’s a Moray

  • @RadicalRobHaha
    @RadicalRobHaha 10 months ago +10

    "I could show you anything right here couldent I?" I love these videos so much

  • @mzmegazone
    @mzmegazone 8 months ago +1

    Wow - Crossgates Mall reference smacked me hard. I was 13 when it first opened, and within a couple of years I was biking from all the way over in Scotia, NY to Crossgates with high school friends. It has since doubled in size - the theaters used to be at one end of the mall, now they're in the middle.
    Just odd to have it pop up from Ze Frank. But now I see he's from Guilderland, and just a year younger than I am. We were probably hanging out at Crossgates at the same time. 🤣

  • @Karthos1000
    @Karthos1000 10 months ago +2

    There's an entire subreddit dedicated to "that's a moray" puns.

  • @awesomecronk7183
    @awesomecronk7183 10 months ago +31

    This is one of those channels that you love watching and you don't regret it in he slightest, but you dare not show your family

    • @goodun2974
      @goodun2974 10 months ago +8

      I forward the link of almost every Ze Frank video to my family, which probably says even more about them than it does about me!

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 10 months ago +10

    "...When whose a winning and whose a not."
    Great pun, I approve!!! 😂😂😂

  • @vibeslide
    @vibeslide 10 months ago +13

    I've been subbed to Frank for about 10 years and this video holds the definitive record when it comes to WTF!-moments.

  • @murraybartley4467
    @murraybartley4467 2 months ago

    I've had several smaller morays, snowflake and ribbon eels plus some cute freshwater eels in tanks....and occasionally out (being good launch jumpers).
    Feeding time for the snowflake was always fun. I'd hold a peeled king orawn above the water and he'd work out the knots he'd have to tue himself in to get the job done....sensational watching them.

  • @JohnLynch-b7e
    @JohnLynch-b7e 6 months ago +1

    8:54; truly loving this refreshing banter.

  • @LisafromNOLA
    @LisafromNOLA 10 months ago +47

    The grouper-eel relationship is amazing! Also, the pelican eel segment made me realize I miss your clay models - they were so wholesome. Love you so much Ze! Love from New Orleans ♥️⚜️♥️⚜️♥️⚜️♥️

  • @michaelthomas5433
    @michaelthomas5433 10 months ago +20

    Truly it is the Orange Julius that sets us apart from eels. The classic one, not the hippie flavours that came after.

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi 10 months ago +83

    I love how I now know Zefrank is watching the same NOAA broadcasts as me. 😂 Those NOAA commentators are pretty frickin funny, too, for a bunch of nerds with science degrees! ❤❤❤

    • @4362mont
      @4362mont 10 months ago

      That's why Trump's first-day agenda involves getting rid of NOAA. He hates free-smart.

    • @literaterose6731
      @literaterose6731 10 months ago +22

      Science hippies! 🔬💖

    • @Madlymarmalade
      @Madlymarmalade 10 months ago +15

      I have found nerds that hold science degrees to be funnier than the general population....

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 10 months ago +2

      ​@@Madlymarmaladeit's easier to be funny if you actually have knowledge to joke about

    • @Lythiaren
      @Lythiaren 10 months ago

      The stream with the gulper eel clip was great. "What's wrong with it? Is it engorged?" "???????" [eel resets jaws] "OHHHHHH"

  • @DennisKeyser79
    @DennisKeyser79 10 months ago +2

    Kudos on the Crossgates reference. I spent many days of my youth there.

  • @dr.zespert
    @dr.zespert 3 months ago +5

    1:29 incorrect. the eels do not have to pay an exorbitant amount, unlike me at a sushi conveyor belt.

  • @51tetra69
    @51tetra69 10 months ago +17

    Ze Frank is the undisputed master of imaginative metaphors! Great stuff!

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH 10 months ago +16

    5:56 🎶 When you're down by the rocks
    And an eel bites your jock...
    No more, a moray

  • @GhettoSenpai
    @GhettoSenpai 10 months ago +29

    Finally, Ze 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

  • @justinmccoy8598
    @justinmccoy8598 Month ago

    I'm so glad I found this channel. The writing and narration are hilarious, while still delivering great information on the topic du jour!!! Bravo!

  • @dragonart6555
    @dragonart6555 10 months ago +1

    This is the best series ever. I'm so glad you are still making them.

  • @TheCEOMrGrizz
    @TheCEOMrGrizz 10 months ago +200

    Eels, the rich man’s worm of the sea.

    • @MonoSuerte
      @MonoSuerte 10 months ago +19

      The poor man's dragon of the ocean

    • @justhearmeout3959
      @justhearmeout3959 10 months ago +11

      I read this as "Eat the rich man's worm of the sea" for some reason.
      Really need to work on my reading comprehension 😅

    • @TheCEOMrGrizz
      @TheCEOMrGrizz 10 months ago +9

      @@justhearmeout3959 the dyslexia is everywhere

    • @lichtsprecher
      @lichtsprecher 10 months ago +6

      Slenderfish

    • @yublockme
      @yublockme 10 months ago +2

      nice pfp

  • @denisovan_the_menisovan
    @denisovan_the_menisovan 10 months ago +28

    You will say “What the heck?”
    There’s a mouth in its neck,
    That’s a moray!

  • @bonelordkaz
    @bonelordkaz 10 months ago +7

    I've waited many moons for Frank to talk about eels, I was not disappointed. 10/10.

  • @AdelekeChukule
    @AdelekeChukule 10 months ago +2

    I love the variety in your content. It keeps me coming back for more. Well done!

  • @shanerooney7288
    @shanerooney7288 10 months ago +13

    When you comment for fun, but all the good jokes are done, that's a moray.

  • @BigBongly
    @BigBongly 10 months ago +10

    them eels rlly do just be aquatic sock puppets, even got the mouth moves down pat

  • @selbac
    @selbac 10 months ago +8

    "I mean, this is the sort of thing you can accomplish as a teenager if you're not distracted by reproductive organs." 😂😂😂 11:43

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 10 months ago +25

    charles darwin is watching this from the afterlife shaking his fists in the air at his misunderstanding

  • @monkeycat48
    @monkeycat48 10 months ago +2

    0:23 😂😂😂😂Well looks like somebody’s had a little too much fun after happy hour🤣🤣🤣🤣 Then again that’s how eel sorry feel after happy hour🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicolediamond93
    @nicolediamond93 10 months ago

    Thanks!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 10 months ago +36

    Hits ya right in the eels.
    Feels..... feels.

  • @emmyali920
    @emmyali920 10 months ago +11

    I saw this video pop up and I was SOOO happy!

  • @cyb0rgirl
    @cyb0rgirl 10 months ago +5

    the way Ze Frank has been on the internet The Whole Time and has always made awesome content is fucking CRAZY

  • @sther1349
    @sther1349 10 months ago +1

    Thank you Arlo for the amazing recommendation! Love the channel!

  • @derhuhnerhabicht5870
    @derhuhnerhabicht5870 10 months ago +9

    One of the best channels RUclips has to offer. You can really be proud of yourself ❤

  • @aandreiws2
    @aandreiws2 10 months ago +17

    Thank you! This was fun.

  • @vidalete2001
    @vidalete2001 10 months ago +31

    "Jery, can we show them that with AI?" Too funny 😁

  • @Mereologist
    @Mereologist 5 months ago +8

    I refuse to believe that ribbon eels are not hand-puppets.

  • @SortofScorpion
    @SortofScorpion 10 months ago +1

    5:50. The Pharyngeal jaws on larger morays are no joke. There used to be a vid of a diver feeding a moray that he kept visiting. The eel gets too excited and rips his thumb right out. You can even hear the pop followed by a watery scream.

  • @SireDevathrius
    @SireDevathrius 10 months ago +13

    Nahhhh chafing butt was legitimately genius, truly a mastered punchline

  • @ravensmythe1
    @ravensmythe1 10 months ago +6

    Thank you, Ze Frank for yet another amazing, educational, and hysterical video!

  • @chrisbarry9345
    @chrisbarry9345 10 months ago +7

    The only RUclips alert I'm excited to see and the only channel where youre most excited for the credits 😅

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable 10 months ago

      You are so correct, I never realized I always stay through to the end!

  • @FilmFightFanatic
    @FilmFightFanatic 10 months ago

    5:50 mouth within a mouth, basically an underwater xenomorph

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 7 months ago

    I love watching garden eels at the aquarium! they're too cute!
    Also, that 2nd species just looked like a sock puppet.

  • @megan5867
    @megan5867 10 months ago +5

    I left in the middle of a video, I was so excited for a new Ze Frank vid!

  • @lilitheden748
    @lilitheden748 10 months ago +8

    That second set of mandibles of that moray eel made me think about Alien… pretty scary

    • @budgetDM
      @budgetDM 10 months ago +2

      Where do you think they got the idea?

  • @unnaturalflavors
    @unnaturalflavors 10 months ago +7

    Quite Frank-ly, I'm eel-ated!

  • @lqdtrance
    @lqdtrance Month ago

    Your videos are the best. I seriously think these should be used in classrooms. They are informative, entertaining and quite funny.
    Keep up your amazing work!!!

  • @iancowan3527
    @iancowan3527 10 months ago +1

    Bless you and yet again thank you thank you thank you ~ for giving such awesome content the unique flair of humor and education for videos of creatures and places rarely seen and rarely shown!

  • @rugvedkulkarni1593
    @rugvedkulkarni1593 10 months ago +5

    I'm eel-ated, to see another video of yours so soon ;)