Sticking My Seed Deep Into The Earth To Reduce Stress

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @1_general_sam_hater861
    @1_general_sam_hater861 5 лет назад +3361

    Sam fails to do honest work in a videogame where honest work is literally the only thing you 𝘤𝘢𝘯 do.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 5 лет назад +1804

    what a thumbnail ♥

    • @derpsterdmad2755
      @derpsterdmad2755 5 лет назад +47

      Yo it's our favorite Australian boy. Wowee.

    • @theorangebear5809
      @theorangebear5809 5 лет назад +5

      U still doing the dnd podcast

    • @StraboSE
      @StraboSE 5 лет назад +13

      Autism Cat is my hero.

    • @N0RTHCULT
      @N0RTHCULT 5 лет назад +19

      Wilburgur I didn’t know my dad watched my other dad hi dad!

    • @hux225
      @hux225 4 года назад +4

      Wowee

  • @ThePortalGeek1337
    @ThePortalGeek1337 5 лет назад +1262

    I approve of this title

    • @elgato202
      @elgato202 5 лет назад +6

      I agree

    • @GentleMannOfHats
      @GentleMannOfHats 5 лет назад +1

      @Smoov Cat It doesn't work like that but okay.

    • @adygombos4469
      @adygombos4469 5 лет назад +2

      @Smoov Cat Very edgy. I bet all the other 4th graders died of laughter when you first said it.

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 5 лет назад +2

      @Smoov Cat jesus christ, if you had any friends they would have walked out of the room when you said that.

    • @maxluong2
      @maxluong2 5 лет назад +1

      @Smoov Cat We're getting beers after work right, man?

  • @ohlawd6763
    @ohlawd6763 5 лет назад +759

    Really interesting that this game also has specific character classes to play as.
    Cornell-
    Pros: Very good at forced labor, innate 80% resistance to sunburns
    Cons: -40% Credit debuff
    Sam Goldberg-
    Pros: 120% Credit buff, starts off with 15% more cash
    Cons: Will constantly complain if made to do any sort of work

    • @vzvdm
      @vzvdm 5 лет назад +6

      You cant say the S word thats raaaciiist

    • @Nightmare1z
      @Nightmare1z 5 лет назад +1

      @@vzvdm sunburn?

    • @quinnmishich8692
      @quinnmishich8692 5 лет назад +10

      @@Nightmare1z No. S for Sam

  • @zaikolebolsh5724
    @zaikolebolsh5724 5 лет назад +835

    "Create a new vegetable"
    Monsanto:"SEE? THIS GUY GETS IT!"

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 4 года назад +7

      FINALLY! A GOOD REASON FOR FARMING SIMS! let’s make twenty more but the only difference is the color of the new vegetable

  • @Ashathefree8
    @Ashathefree8 5 лет назад +441

    My brothers literally buy every new farming sim every year, I don’t understand their reasoning but every time I ask they throw hay bales at me.

    • @Aemond2028
      @Aemond2028 5 лет назад +11

      😂😂😂😂 good luck with them pal

    • @eelco8800
      @eelco8800 5 лет назад +10

      @@Aemond2028 thumbs up for the name bro

    • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
      @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 5 лет назад +2

      Wow they must be really strong if they can do that

    • @Ashathefree8
      @Ashathefree8 5 лет назад +3

      Our hay bales are (relatively) light, usually varying 50-55 pounds, but if the bales are made of damper stuff it can weigh as much as 80 pounds.

    • @Slowbunaga
      @Slowbunaga 5 лет назад +11

      Assert dominance and throw the baler at them.

  • @bruhment1068
    @bruhment1068 5 лет назад +2289

    Sam preserves the legacy of his ancestors by once again perpetuating the slave trade

  • @floridamancode_e2673
    @floridamancode_e2673 5 лет назад +256

    "what's the best cure for stress?"
    > Shows tarkov clips
    I think that is one of my major causes of stress

  • @Spongbanute
    @Spongbanute 5 лет назад +1756

    “Mysteriously lose 180 points on my credit score”

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 5 лет назад +14

      You mean social credit?

    • @ABadCheetah
      @ABadCheetah 5 лет назад +6

      Im not alone

    • @matiaslema1163
      @matiaslema1163 4 года назад +7

      yeah I'm not apologizing for pausing

    • @godpleasehelpme5336
      @godpleasehelpme5336 4 года назад +1

      I didn't get that part

    • @aztrovoidj4100
      @aztrovoidj4100 4 года назад +5

      @@godpleasehelpme5336 good, that means you are not anti-semitic

  • @calebv8194
    @calebv8194 5 лет назад +602

    "I aint playing it because it's a good game, I'm playing it because it's a *free* game" Spoken like a true jew Sam.

    • @thedude8526
      @thedude8526 5 лет назад +21

      Well he is a self proclaimed rat so it only makes sense.

    • @grantn4898
      @grantn4898 4 года назад +5

      Bruh this guy has my pfp?

    • @thechunkiestmonkey6887
      @thechunkiestmonkey6887 4 года назад +1

      @@grantn4898 it was my Instagram pfp awhile back

  • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald
    @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald 5 лет назад +887

    "Honey, hold the camera. I need to make a pose for my video thumbnail." -Sam 2020

    • @deadfrombluntguts5008
      @deadfrombluntguts5008 5 лет назад +8

      You honestly think this manchild has a wife?

    • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald
      @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald 5 лет назад +92

      Dead From Blunt Guts yes, he trapped her because she was forced to be with him on the bus in high school

    • @F_lippy
      @F_lippy 5 лет назад +60

      @@deadfrombluntguts5008 even worse.. this RAT has a child!!!

    • @thedesertfox3932
      @thedesertfox3932 5 лет назад +5

      Ok, this comment section is epic

    • @gjsOW
      @gjsOW 5 лет назад +51

      @@deadfrombluntguts5008 he neglects his family for the gamer lifestyle. as he should

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider 5 лет назад +270

    "Mysteriously lose 180 points on my credit score"
    Oy, and dare I say, vey.

  • @SeanG6
    @SeanG6 5 лет назад +491

    never thought farming could be so arousing...

    • @von...
      @von... 5 лет назад +3

      yo did you go through a label to get the official artist page mark or did you contact youtube on your own behalf?

    • @SeanG6
      @SeanG6 5 лет назад +3

      @@von... I used Distrokid which is a music distributor. I have all my music on Apple Music and Spotify, it was 10$ a year.

    • @von...
      @von... 5 лет назад

      @@SeanG6 ahh yeah I am very familiar with distokid, I just have not taken the plunge yet and didnt know that the verified youtube channel was a part of it.
      I have been sticking with soundcloud for the last 5 years just building things up and perfecting the craft before uploading to spotify and whatnot since it is way more permanent to upload on those platforms vs soundcloud where i can swap out the audio on stuff at will vs it being a final upload.

  • @macks3703
    @macks3703 5 лет назад +210

    "Its high time I create rather than destroy." You do have a child right?

  • @jethro6278
    @jethro6278 5 лет назад +502

    Each and everyone of us are part of sam's seed, together we will impregnate the modern world with his godly ideals.

  • @twogramtrigger
    @twogramtrigger 5 лет назад +86

    “WE ARE NOT AT THE RIGHT ELEVATION FOR CEDAR”
    I’m dead

    • @hendrik6720
      @hendrik6720 4 года назад +5

      he constantly claims to be dumb...

  • @xboxhomie4
    @xboxhomie4 5 лет назад +290

    Glad to see that you still apply that *RAT* mindset to all aspects of life.
    *MAXIMISE PROFITS USING ALL AVAILABLE TACTICS*
    (including indentured servitude)

  • @neb519
    @neb519 5 лет назад +31

    "Remember that Sheriff guy from Zombie Show?" that sentence was full of so much 'idgaf'

    • @jonboy318ownzatDO
      @jonboy318ownzatDO 5 лет назад +1

      But everyone knew exactly what show and who he was talking about lol

    • @neb519
      @neb519 5 лет назад +3

      @@jonboy318ownzatDO yeah but the way he said it was like he didn't give a crap about the show lol

  • @user-mq1up2fw4r
    @user-mq1up2fw4r 5 лет назад +65

    Sam's seed being spread so elegantly has me spreading my seed like a barbarian.

    • @AMG-316
      @AMG-316 5 лет назад +1

      Niiiiccceee 😶

  • @nosleep3137
    @nosleep3137 5 лет назад +55

    "Should of done it by hand we have the personnel"
    "We have Cornell"

  • @Zwerchhau1411
    @Zwerchhau1411 5 лет назад +37

    I got the notification with that thumbnail and all I thought was, “wtf.”

  • @Fruitcupper
    @Fruitcupper 5 лет назад +20

    7:08 Cornell sure runs fast when he heads towards that cotton field

  • @direspark6256
    @direspark6256 5 лет назад +82

    Finally a game for Sams old man reflexes and for my erectile disfunction

  • @BasedBatman069
    @BasedBatman069 5 лет назад +8

    Sam it was artistically genius to leave the mouse cursor in every damn frame that showed yourself, ya got me a few times with that

  • @whostrip
    @whostrip 5 лет назад +156

    Sam only did this to cover up the small child in his basement

  • @Left4Red
    @Left4Red 5 лет назад +41

    Sam finally got a real job now let’s see if he can actually walk the Appalachian trail

  • @callmecalvin7297
    @callmecalvin7297 5 лет назад +43

    When you spoke of more quality content, this was both what we expected *and* wanted

  • @Hathsin
    @Hathsin 5 лет назад +20

    Not since Ssethtzeentach have I laughed this hard at Farming Simulator.

    • @azzwort
      @azzwort 5 лет назад +1

      Glad I'm not the only one who remembers those videos.

    • @siomai6739
      @siomai6739 3 года назад

      Which is also another J3w. Why not

  • @Maxuvious
    @Maxuvious 5 лет назад +68

    You've had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

    • @eric97909
      @eric97909 5 лет назад +1

      You’ve had my attention now you have my attraction

  • @greghealthy6324
    @greghealthy6324 5 лет назад +8

    "Snatch this bail, the bail is mine'' hearing that just cracked me up

  • @Demented_Donut
    @Demented_Donut 5 лет назад +18

    Ever since having the kid, Sam hasn’t been able to plow scabs. So what’s the next best thing? Plowing the fields with your withering seed

    • @dome2919
      @dome2919 5 лет назад +1

      Scab? Scantily clad American broads?

    • @boucherwag_7771
      @boucherwag_7771 4 года назад

      Dome I’m stealing this

    • @dome2919
      @dome2919 4 года назад

      @@boucherwag_7771
      You have my blessing to

  • @kevinarndt900
    @kevinarndt900 5 лет назад +13

    General Sams videos almost makes me forget I have depression.

  • @t--w5203
    @t--w5203 5 лет назад +118

    Last time I was this early, Sam still had a wife.

    • @pswippy
      @pswippy 5 лет назад +2

      crazee_ c wait did they get a divorce

    • @Lucas_Jeffrey
      @Lucas_Jeffrey 5 лет назад +1

      Yea doesn't he have a baby? WTF did she leave him?

    • @ghvst8533
      @ghvst8533 5 лет назад +12

      maybe it has something to do with that "struggling with erectile dysfunction " joke he made awhile back... you guys know how it is with projection...

    • @Dr-thug-shaker
      @Dr-thug-shaker 5 лет назад +18

      They're still married, he talks about her a bit during his podcast

    • @bex5300
      @bex5300 5 лет назад +6

      Thats bait

  • @MasterRuggs14
    @MasterRuggs14 5 лет назад +2

    The restaurant with the underground potato conveyor system either uses a lot of potatoes, or there is a deeper plot in this German farming sim.

  • @MisatoEnjoyer
    @MisatoEnjoyer 4 года назад +21

    Being a real forklift driver this upsets me, you load into the back with it halfway on yours forks, I do it daily and someone not knowing that is enlightening.

    • @Normal_cat5150
      @Normal_cat5150 4 года назад +4

      Easy there operator

    • @seasaltsam9506
      @seasaltsam9506 3 года назад +6

      I'm ForKlifT CeRtIfiED (The ED stands for your erectile dysfunction)

  • @StoanElliott
    @StoanElliott 3 года назад +1

    Hey Sam, Farming Sim 2022 came out recently. They did add new things, now you can grow things like olives and grapes. New produce, new machines, new sell points. Great videos, love your content

  • @masongreen9300
    @masongreen9300 5 лет назад +8

    Sammy boy pumping out those vids, I like it.

  • @chewbacca1956
    @chewbacca1956 4 месяца назад

    I was scrolling through my dumpster fire of a youtube feed, quickly losing hope in humanity. Than I see the thumbnail of a man sticking his seed deep into the earth to make a better world for his family. I laughed for a solid minute. Thanks.

  • @big--man
    @big--man 5 лет назад +16

    Sam watches as his cronies learn to operate farming machinery: The Movie

  • @timothystewart2848
    @timothystewart2848 3 года назад +1

    This was right smack in the middle of what i call the Golden age, where every general sam video was an absolute banger. Unlike, the dark ages of today

  • @justyourfriendlyneighborho9338
    @justyourfriendlyneighborho9338 5 лет назад +13

    As a black guy who been watching Sam since his Skyrim videos... when I saw the corn part... I never laughed so hard because I knew what he was getting at 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

    • @iwanttodie7199
      @iwanttodie7199 5 лет назад +1

      @Shane Ashby lmfao

    • @dome2919
      @dome2919 5 лет назад +1

      As a fellow black guy, I'm glad to know we can enjoy the humor

  • @herbie7193
    @herbie7193 5 лет назад

    I'm glad the youtube "nuggerdum" brought me to him. Started with some random mordhau bs, watched his vids up to 2yrs prior and continue to watch him now. Sam is a by far the most intellectual youtuber there is when it comes to editing his videos.

  • @lordhorses
    @lordhorses 5 лет назад +7

    The new subs going to love this

  • @fatidiot8211
    @fatidiot8211 5 лет назад

    Easily one of the best channels on RUclips, keep up that fucking sweet sweet content my man. And have a nice day

  • @michaelron7313
    @michaelron7313 5 лет назад +7

    Sam, I know this video is about farming but personally I didn’t find the constant references to “harvesting young children before they’ve grown” very funny

  • @fractalflowers2143
    @fractalflowers2143 11 месяцев назад +1

    Sam: Farms Sims are basically trash.
    Also, Sam, 1/8th into the game becomes best farmer ever.

  • @WOLFKID3353
    @WOLFKID3353 5 лет назад +6

    Now I want to see Sam play Stardew Valley with his salves... I mean friends

  • @CoolDadSweaters
    @CoolDadSweaters 5 лет назад +1

    That ending made me laugh harder than I have all day. Thank you Sam.

  • @MadsArtI
    @MadsArtI 5 лет назад +4

    the title alone was telling me no but that thumbnail had us @ hello

  • @ruffleraveninc3602
    @ruffleraveninc3602 5 лет назад

    Sam I swear your videos are the Tarantino films of RUclips. I love how the gameplay is intercut with the physical paper journal. Genius

  • @brahmomento3189
    @brahmomento3189 5 лет назад +9

    I too enjoy ejecting my spawn into the great mother earth

  • @Astro_405
    @Astro_405 5 лет назад

    The quality of the video production process that you create is amazing. Thanks Sam.
    Love,
    Your lover

  • @tuzcan-
    @tuzcan- 5 лет назад +8

    I play this game when i get tilted at other games and its actually super relaxing

    • @ProperlyGaming
      @ProperlyGaming 5 лет назад +3

      Me and my friend usually hop on at least twice a week and just do some farming shit for 2 ti 3 hours, usually after raging the fuck out at rainbow six siege

    • @Frozensoda03
      @Frozensoda03 5 лет назад +1

      Got stardew valley for dat

  • @AddyDaddy556
    @AddyDaddy556 5 лет назад +1

    Such a good youtuber I have been around for a long time I love the amount of work and dedication is put into each video please never change

  • @TheNerdCompany
    @TheNerdCompany 5 лет назад +4

    "Mysteriously loose 180 points on my credit score" oof redpill time.

  • @RedMenace0
    @RedMenace0 5 лет назад +1

    I think this is one of the only channels that could make me want more episodes of Farming Simulator

  • @MessyJoe
    @MessyJoe 5 лет назад +2

    I see a non-Tarkov General Sam video I click like.

    • @xSintex
      @xSintex 5 лет назад

      Dont you have something else to do,like accuse the US of spreading covid19

    • @MessyJoe
      @MessyJoe 5 лет назад

      @@xSintex it seems like that's what you're doing.

  • @theunderside8968
    @theunderside8968 Год назад +1

    i said Christian Bale at the same time as sam and ive never felt so connected to another human

  • @kainhall
    @kainhall 5 лет назад +8

    "ok, so thats like waste from the wheat"
    as a person who lives in montana (doesnt even farm)..... thats chaff..... which makes hay when you bail it
    it feeds cows and shit
    also, that neat little line it lays it in.... is called a windrow
    THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!

    • @thedude8526
      @thedude8526 5 лет назад

      I learned something from this comment. That rarely happens on youtube.

  • @zakari7-one-1
    @zakari7-one-1 3 года назад

    That thumbnail is still the funniest goddamn thing I've seen from this channel, and I have seen some damn good funny on here.

  • @andrewbain6581
    @andrewbain6581 5 лет назад +3

    7:33 me when i see a new general sam video.

  • @lonesomecourier6337
    @lonesomecourier6337 4 года назад +1

    I'm already laughing and I just started watching you mate 😂

  • @Ingrowen
    @Ingrowen 5 лет назад +7

    That thumbnail has got me feeling a certain type of way

    • @PauloR2T
      @PauloR2T 5 лет назад

      It's a blessed and cursed image at the same time

  • @Billybob-ei4rd
    @Billybob-ei4rd 5 лет назад +2

    This whole video is the definition of STONKS

  • @lankylizard3584
    @lankylizard3584 5 лет назад +25

    You're like that guy that's sexually attracted to the state of ohio!

  • @taranhunter3147
    @taranhunter3147 5 лет назад +1

    There’s no feeling that compares to how I feel when I get a notification from a General Sam video

  • @NLB-wd2zp
    @NLB-wd2zp 5 лет назад +9

    Dude standing clueless in that cottonfield nearly gave me a goddam hernia.

  • @CletusDiabetus
    @CletusDiabetus 5 лет назад +1

    Once again, you’re back with more funny content. Thanks for the laughs 🤙🏼

  • @ethankress7139
    @ethankress7139 5 лет назад +5

    10:40 Sam I almost thought you were playing the DOOM soundtrack- I almost thought you were cultured

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 4 года назад

      Really makes me know you thought something as soft as that'd be the doom soundtrack

    • @fozzybear9517
      @fozzybear9517 3 года назад

      @@clawzx1195 it sounds like E1M1 from doom 1993 lol

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 3 года назад

      @@fozzybear9517 idk what tf i was smoking 9 months ago for me to say that but yeah it kinda does
      Hell even e1m1 isnt entirely original

    • @fozzybear9517
      @fozzybear9517 3 года назад

      @@clawzx1195 yeah lmao

  • @ashwilliams6256
    @ashwilliams6256 5 лет назад

    From Skyrim to top tier farming sim videos. Evolution is real like the Kung Flu

  • @JackBadassVevo
    @JackBadassVevo 5 лет назад +12

    The intro basically sums up the Jewish lifestyle.

  • @CREDACTED
    @CREDACTED 5 лет назад

    Your format is perfect, keep up the great stuff man. Love it!

  • @pixelbits5249
    @pixelbits5249 5 лет назад +5

    “I have been killing so much” -guy playing farming sim

  • @EvilSiegeRestoration1986
    @EvilSiegeRestoration1986 5 лет назад

    As someone who’s played almost every farming simulator besides the really old ones. It’s not just about the crops in the game it’s also about using the equipment most people can only dream of running. And making every game more realistic than the last. Giants who makes farm sim is a small company who does a good job although 19 was bumpy at launch

    • @EvilSiegeRestoration1986
      @EvilSiegeRestoration1986 5 лет назад

      And the incredible modding community and their incredible attention to detail and realism

  • @t--w5203
    @t--w5203 5 лет назад +5

    Sam, how many times do I have to tell you. If a "person" has a name like Cornell, *what they think doesn't really matter*

  • @matthewwynn3025
    @matthewwynn3025 5 лет назад

    Now THIS is the quality content I subscribed for.

  • @sebfig5528
    @sebfig5528 5 лет назад +3

    5:37
    BRUH

  • @PsychoSubSandwich
    @PsychoSubSandwich 4 года назад

    Watching you try to load a pallet from the side of a pickup triggered the long-dormant warehouse laborer in me.

  • @NOVAScOoT
    @NOVAScOoT 5 лет назад +4

    Since I saw it, i cant get over the fact that the cursor is in the background green screen footage and now you cant either

  • @magicalframe9441
    @magicalframe9441 5 лет назад

    This is the best video you've made in awhile Sam. keep it up

  • @madman-oc1jh
    @madman-oc1jh 5 лет назад +5

    man whenever i stick my seed into the earth all that happens is angry ants attack my pp 😑

  • @michaelsuite9329
    @michaelsuite9329 5 лет назад

    Didn't know I needed a title like that in my head. Glad it is

  • @Uhg56
    @Uhg56 5 лет назад +3

    "Commies, females, Zombies..."
    Is there a difference?

  • @BoomBrolaf
    @BoomBrolaf 4 года назад +1

    I've watched this god damn video 4 times because youtube won't stop recommending it to me, and because of the thumbnail I have to watch it again. Please let me stop...

  • @aidenf6788
    @aidenf6788 5 лет назад

    Im glad tarkov mad you famous Sam, but im even more glad that you havnt changed the comedy we're all used to

  • @stevewilliams2895
    @stevewilliams2895 5 лет назад

    this video is evidence that sam can legit put anything out and i would watch it. if he uploaded a 10 minute video of him taking a shit i would watch the whole thing

  • @tobiah4972
    @tobiah4972 5 лет назад +2

    6:48 What do you mean Con? That's one helluva Pro my good man.

  • @Dirty-Heretic
    @Dirty-Heretic 4 года назад

    Field: Is unable to grow anything.
    Sam: But its got sick jumps!

  • @Lbow86
    @Lbow86 5 лет назад

    the title of this video in combination with the thumbnail... 10/10. so good

  • @CartyCantDance
    @CartyCantDance 5 лет назад

    Why is this the best gaming channel on RUclips?

  • @lackofawilltolive
    @lackofawilltolive 5 лет назад

    That little white dot in the background of his green screens to his left must represent the miniscule amount of will to live Sam has.

  • @SouperGoop
    @SouperGoop 5 лет назад +2

    Watching the money decline every minute is my favorite part

  • @Melvin_RongDong
    @Melvin_RongDong 5 лет назад

    I actually play FS 19 so watching Sam run around having no idea what hes doing was pretty funny

  • @parkerg9550
    @parkerg9550 5 лет назад

    By far one the best produced videos

  • @beauntea8356
    @beauntea8356 5 лет назад

    I like the quality you put in your videos. Thanks!

  • @yeetmeister3746
    @yeetmeister3746 3 года назад +1

    Revisiting this for black history month ✊🏼

  • @evanmcgavran6114
    @evanmcgavran6114 5 лет назад

    The next stage in the general Sam saga FARMING

  • @luissan515
    @luissan515 4 года назад

    Sam: *u cant put a price on that.*
    Farming sim: *price is over a thousand dollans worth of microtransactions*

  • @bigchungus7224
    @bigchungus7224 5 лет назад

    Every video keeps getting better and better there and no bad videos on hear

  • @Silva50505
    @Silva50505 5 лет назад +1

    This thumbnail had me like:
    hmmmmm