Really interesting that this game also has specific character classes to play as. Cornell- Pros: Very good at forced labor, innate 80% resistance to sunburns Cons: -40% Credit debuff Sam Goldberg- Pros: 120% Credit buff, starts off with 15% more cash Cons: Will constantly complain if made to do any sort of work
@@SeanG6 ahh yeah I am very familiar with distokid, I just have not taken the plunge yet and didnt know that the verified youtube channel was a part of it. I have been sticking with soundcloud for the last 5 years just building things up and perfecting the craft before uploading to spotify and whatnot since it is way more permanent to upload on those platforms vs soundcloud where i can swap out the audio on stuff at will vs it being a final upload.
Glad to see that you still apply that *RAT* mindset to all aspects of life. *MAXIMISE PROFITS USING ALL AVAILABLE TACTICS* (including indentured servitude)
Being a real forklift driver this upsets me, you load into the back with it halfway on yours forks, I do it daily and someone not knowing that is enlightening.
Hey Sam, Farming Sim 2022 came out recently. They did add new things, now you can grow things like olives and grapes. New produce, new machines, new sell points. Great videos, love your content
I was scrolling through my dumpster fire of a youtube feed, quickly losing hope in humanity. Than I see the thumbnail of a man sticking his seed deep into the earth to make a better world for his family. I laughed for a solid minute. Thanks.
As a black guy who been watching Sam since his Skyrim videos... when I saw the corn part... I never laughed so hard because I knew what he was getting at 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
I'm glad the youtube "nuggerdum" brought me to him. Started with some random mordhau bs, watched his vids up to 2yrs prior and continue to watch him now. Sam is a by far the most intellectual youtuber there is when it comes to editing his videos.
Sam, I know this video is about farming but personally I didn’t find the constant references to “harvesting young children before they’ve grown” very funny
Me and my friend usually hop on at least twice a week and just do some farming shit for 2 ti 3 hours, usually after raging the fuck out at rainbow six siege
"ok, so thats like waste from the wheat" as a person who lives in montana (doesnt even farm)..... thats chaff..... which makes hay when you bail it it feeds cows and shit also, that neat little line it lays it in.... is called a windrow THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!
As someone who’s played almost every farming simulator besides the really old ones. It’s not just about the crops in the game it’s also about using the equipment most people can only dream of running. And making every game more realistic than the last. Giants who makes farm sim is a small company who does a good job although 19 was bumpy at launch
I've watched this god damn video 4 times because youtube won't stop recommending it to me, and because of the thumbnail I have to watch it again. Please let me stop...
this video is evidence that sam can legit put anything out and i would watch it. if he uploaded a 10 minute video of him taking a shit i would watch the whole thing
Sam fails to do honest work in a videogame where honest work is literally the only thing you 𝘤𝘢𝘯 do.
_this is the way_
That can scares me and idk why
Subbed
Most underrated comment of all time
what a thumbnail ♥
Yo it's our favorite Australian boy. Wowee.
U still doing the dnd podcast
Autism Cat is my hero.
Wilburgur I didn’t know my dad watched my other dad hi dad!
Wowee
I approve of this title
I agree
@Smoov Cat It doesn't work like that but okay.
@Smoov Cat Very edgy. I bet all the other 4th graders died of laughter when you first said it.
@Smoov Cat jesus christ, if you had any friends they would have walked out of the room when you said that.
@Smoov Cat We're getting beers after work right, man?
Really interesting that this game also has specific character classes to play as.
Cornell-
Pros: Very good at forced labor, innate 80% resistance to sunburns
Cons: -40% Credit debuff
Sam Goldberg-
Pros: 120% Credit buff, starts off with 15% more cash
Cons: Will constantly complain if made to do any sort of work
You cant say the S word thats raaaciiist
@@vzvdm sunburn?
@@Nightmare1z No. S for Sam
"Create a new vegetable"
Monsanto:"SEE? THIS GUY GETS IT!"
FINALLY! A GOOD REASON FOR FARMING SIMS! let’s make twenty more but the only difference is the color of the new vegetable
My brothers literally buy every new farming sim every year, I don’t understand their reasoning but every time I ask they throw hay bales at me.
😂😂😂😂 good luck with them pal
@@Aemond2028 thumbs up for the name bro
Wow they must be really strong if they can do that
Our hay bales are (relatively) light, usually varying 50-55 pounds, but if the bales are made of damper stuff it can weigh as much as 80 pounds.
Assert dominance and throw the baler at them.
Sam preserves the legacy of his ancestors by once again perpetuating the slave trade
That one takes some out of the way researching to get, but it's a classic.
ay tony...
@@bromotech54 AYY TONE
General Same I am your biggest fan...please notice me!!!!!!!!!!
How can he be doing it again if he's always doing it.
"what's the best cure for stress?"
> Shows tarkov clips
I think that is one of my major causes of stress
Tarkov is a cruel mistress
“Mysteriously lose 180 points on my credit score”
You mean social credit?
Im not alone
yeah I'm not apologizing for pausing
I didn't get that part
@@godpleasehelpme5336 good, that means you are not anti-semitic
"I aint playing it because it's a good game, I'm playing it because it's a *free* game" Spoken like a true jew Sam.
Well he is a self proclaimed rat so it only makes sense.
Bruh this guy has my pfp?
@@grantn4898 it was my Instagram pfp awhile back
"Honey, hold the camera. I need to make a pose for my video thumbnail." -Sam 2020
You honestly think this manchild has a wife?
Dead From Blunt Guts yes, he trapped her because she was forced to be with him on the bus in high school
@@deadfrombluntguts5008 even worse.. this RAT has a child!!!
Ok, this comment section is epic
@@deadfrombluntguts5008 he neglects his family for the gamer lifestyle. as he should
"Mysteriously lose 180 points on my credit score"
Oy, and dare I say, vey.
ah yes a fellow Israel enthusiast like myself
*L’CHAIM*
never thought farming could be so arousing...
yo did you go through a label to get the official artist page mark or did you contact youtube on your own behalf?
@@von... I used Distrokid which is a music distributor. I have all my music on Apple Music and Spotify, it was 10$ a year.
@@SeanG6 ahh yeah I am very familiar with distokid, I just have not taken the plunge yet and didnt know that the verified youtube channel was a part of it.
I have been sticking with soundcloud for the last 5 years just building things up and perfecting the craft before uploading to spotify and whatnot since it is way more permanent to upload on those platforms vs soundcloud where i can swap out the audio on stuff at will vs it being a final upload.
"Its high time I create rather than destroy." You do have a child right?
He did
In the words of alex jones "destroy the child"
Sam: "Oh yeah..forgot."
Childs destroy happiness
It's all they do
Each and everyone of us are part of sam's seed, together we will impregnate the modern world with his godly ideals.
Lets go on a crusade against Rebbeca O'connar and her pathetic excuse of a field brother.
OOOORAAHHHHHH
You’ve made the worst comment, good job
Jethro
THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING LOVECRAFTIAN........
Is this supposed to be good or bad?
“WE ARE NOT AT THE RIGHT ELEVATION FOR CEDAR”
I’m dead
he constantly claims to be dumb...
Glad to see that you still apply that *RAT* mindset to all aspects of life.
*MAXIMISE PROFITS USING ALL AVAILABLE TACTICS*
(including indentured servitude)
Wow, that's anti-semetic(sarcasm)
get out noobie
Yo my frend Sam kinda a Ferengi tho
"Remember that Sheriff guy from Zombie Show?" that sentence was full of so much 'idgaf'
But everyone knew exactly what show and who he was talking about lol
@@jonboy318ownzatDO yeah but the way he said it was like he didn't give a crap about the show lol
Sam's seed being spread so elegantly has me spreading my seed like a barbarian.
Niiiiccceee 😶
"Should of done it by hand we have the personnel"
"We have Cornell"
I got the notification with that thumbnail and all I thought was, “wtf.”
7:08 Cornell sure runs fast when he heads towards that cotton field
Astute observation my friend.
Finally a game for Sams old man reflexes and for my erectile disfunction
Sam it was artistically genius to leave the mouse cursor in every damn frame that showed yourself, ya got me a few times with that
Sam only did this to cover up the small child in his basement
Sam finally got a real job now let’s see if he can actually walk the Appalachian trail
When you spoke of more quality content, this was both what we expected *and* wanted
Not since Ssethtzeentach have I laughed this hard at Farming Simulator.
Glad I'm not the only one who remembers those videos.
Which is also another J3w. Why not
You've had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
You’ve had my attention now you have my attraction
"Snatch this bail, the bail is mine'' hearing that just cracked me up
Ever since having the kid, Sam hasn’t been able to plow scabs. So what’s the next best thing? Plowing the fields with your withering seed
Scab? Scantily clad American broads?
Dome I’m stealing this
@@boucherwag_7771
You have my blessing to
General Sams videos almost makes me forget I have depression.
Last time I was this early, Sam still had a wife.
crazee_ c wait did they get a divorce
Yea doesn't he have a baby? WTF did she leave him?
maybe it has something to do with that "struggling with erectile dysfunction " joke he made awhile back... you guys know how it is with projection...
They're still married, he talks about her a bit during his podcast
Thats bait
The restaurant with the underground potato conveyor system either uses a lot of potatoes, or there is a deeper plot in this German farming sim.
Being a real forklift driver this upsets me, you load into the back with it halfway on yours forks, I do it daily and someone not knowing that is enlightening.
Easy there operator
I'm ForKlifT CeRtIfiED (The ED stands for your erectile dysfunction)
Hey Sam, Farming Sim 2022 came out recently. They did add new things, now you can grow things like olives and grapes. New produce, new machines, new sell points. Great videos, love your content
Sammy boy pumping out those vids, I like it.
I was scrolling through my dumpster fire of a youtube feed, quickly losing hope in humanity. Than I see the thumbnail of a man sticking his seed deep into the earth to make a better world for his family. I laughed for a solid minute. Thanks.
Sam watches as his cronies learn to operate farming machinery: The Movie
This was right smack in the middle of what i call the Golden age, where every general sam video was an absolute banger. Unlike, the dark ages of today
As a black guy who been watching Sam since his Skyrim videos... when I saw the corn part... I never laughed so hard because I knew what he was getting at 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
@Shane Ashby lmfao
As a fellow black guy, I'm glad to know we can enjoy the humor
I'm glad the youtube "nuggerdum" brought me to him. Started with some random mordhau bs, watched his vids up to 2yrs prior and continue to watch him now. Sam is a by far the most intellectual youtuber there is when it comes to editing his videos.
The new subs going to love this
Easily one of the best channels on RUclips, keep up that fucking sweet sweet content my man. And have a nice day
Sam, I know this video is about farming but personally I didn’t find the constant references to “harvesting young children before they’ve grown” very funny
now this is funny
Sam: Farms Sims are basically trash.
Also, Sam, 1/8th into the game becomes best farmer ever.
Now I want to see Sam play Stardew Valley with his salves... I mean friends
His salves would love it
That ending made me laugh harder than I have all day. Thank you Sam.
the title alone was telling me no but that thumbnail had us @ hello
Sam I swear your videos are the Tarantino films of RUclips. I love how the gameplay is intercut with the physical paper journal. Genius
I too enjoy ejecting my spawn into the great mother earth
Do u get stuck in the map
The quality of the video production process that you create is amazing. Thanks Sam.
Love,
Your lover
I play this game when i get tilted at other games and its actually super relaxing
Me and my friend usually hop on at least twice a week and just do some farming shit for 2 ti 3 hours, usually after raging the fuck out at rainbow six siege
Got stardew valley for dat
Such a good youtuber I have been around for a long time I love the amount of work and dedication is put into each video please never change
"Mysteriously loose 180 points on my credit score" oof redpill time.
I think this is one of the only channels that could make me want more episodes of Farming Simulator
I see a non-Tarkov General Sam video I click like.
Dont you have something else to do,like accuse the US of spreading covid19
@@xSintex it seems like that's what you're doing.
i said Christian Bale at the same time as sam and ive never felt so connected to another human
"ok, so thats like waste from the wheat"
as a person who lives in montana (doesnt even farm)..... thats chaff..... which makes hay when you bail it
it feeds cows and shit
also, that neat little line it lays it in.... is called a windrow
THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!
I learned something from this comment. That rarely happens on youtube.
That thumbnail is still the funniest goddamn thing I've seen from this channel, and I have seen some damn good funny on here.
7:33 me when i see a new general sam video.
I'm already laughing and I just started watching you mate 😂
That thumbnail has got me feeling a certain type of way
It's a blessed and cursed image at the same time
This whole video is the definition of STONKS
You're like that guy that's sexually attracted to the state of ohio!
There’s no feeling that compares to how I feel when I get a notification from a General Sam video
Dude standing clueless in that cottonfield nearly gave me a goddam hernia.
Once again, you’re back with more funny content. Thanks for the laughs 🤙🏼
10:40 Sam I almost thought you were playing the DOOM soundtrack- I almost thought you were cultured
Really makes me know you thought something as soft as that'd be the doom soundtrack
@@clawzx1195 it sounds like E1M1 from doom 1993 lol
@@fozzybear9517 idk what tf i was smoking 9 months ago for me to say that but yeah it kinda does
Hell even e1m1 isnt entirely original
@@clawzx1195 yeah lmao
From Skyrim to top tier farming sim videos. Evolution is real like the Kung Flu
The intro basically sums up the Jewish lifestyle.
Your format is perfect, keep up the great stuff man. Love it!
“I have been killing so much” -guy playing farming sim
As someone who’s played almost every farming simulator besides the really old ones. It’s not just about the crops in the game it’s also about using the equipment most people can only dream of running. And making every game more realistic than the last. Giants who makes farm sim is a small company who does a good job although 19 was bumpy at launch
And the incredible modding community and their incredible attention to detail and realism
Sam, how many times do I have to tell you. If a "person" has a name like Cornell, *what they think doesn't really matter*
Now THIS is the quality content I subscribed for.
5:37
BRUH
Watching you try to load a pallet from the side of a pickup triggered the long-dormant warehouse laborer in me.
Since I saw it, i cant get over the fact that the cursor is in the background green screen footage and now you cant either
This is the best video you've made in awhile Sam. keep it up
man whenever i stick my seed into the earth all that happens is angry ants attack my pp 😑
Didn't know I needed a title like that in my head. Glad it is
"Commies, females, Zombies..."
Is there a difference?
I've watched this god damn video 4 times because youtube won't stop recommending it to me, and because of the thumbnail I have to watch it again. Please let me stop...
Im glad tarkov mad you famous Sam, but im even more glad that you havnt changed the comedy we're all used to
this video is evidence that sam can legit put anything out and i would watch it. if he uploaded a 10 minute video of him taking a shit i would watch the whole thing
6:48 What do you mean Con? That's one helluva Pro my good man.
Field: Is unable to grow anything.
Sam: But its got sick jumps!
the title of this video in combination with the thumbnail... 10/10. so good
Why is this the best gaming channel on RUclips?
That little white dot in the background of his green screens to his left must represent the miniscule amount of will to live Sam has.
Watching the money decline every minute is my favorite part
I actually play FS 19 so watching Sam run around having no idea what hes doing was pretty funny
By far one the best produced videos
I like the quality you put in your videos. Thanks!
Revisiting this for black history month ✊🏼
The next stage in the general Sam saga FARMING
Sam: *u cant put a price on that.*
Farming sim: *price is over a thousand dollans worth of microtransactions*
Every video keeps getting better and better there and no bad videos on hear
This thumbnail had me like:
hmmmmm