I bet he hates this game because his marriage with Khet is a sham. There's no other goddamn reason why someone would lash out so much at the intimate moments in the game. It opened his insecurities wide open.
We've seen this fixation he has to a game that's popular or sold well. I think the reason the talk for FFXVI does down is everyone has beaten it and all we have coming is a PC release and DLC
This is how you can tell DSP knows nothing about gaming. First off, "the shills" are variety streamers. Which means when they finish a game, they move on to the next one. That is the reason they aren't talking about it. Why does he go straight to the conspiracy of "under performing" as a way to justify his beliefs? I'll tell you why, 'under performance' could have been 10 million in sales. So under performing isn't the same as poor sales numbers. Metacritic 87 critics and 8.1 users. That isn't a bad score. Two, DSP knows jack and shit about Final Fantasy. FF1has a ton of scifi elements in a fantasy world. Going to the air orb, you go through a mechanized tower. So aliens from another planet, interkingdom drama, and summons, in any form, have been a staples for the series. FF4 is full with drama between kingdoms and even an opera. I've been playing Final Fantasy games since they were released in the US. Three, this is no where near like Anthem. Mostly because FF16 didn't flop. For perspective on Metacritic, 59 critics and 4.0 users. There is a huge difference. Four, the story is only boring or uninteresting if you're not engaged in it. DSP is never engaged in any of the stories and you can tell by the horrendous jokes he tells during dramatic moments. Of course he would think its boring since there is mature and complicated themes. Themes about duty, respect, and honor. On top of that the theme of how guilt can drastically alter the way you see the world and it can be its own form of PTSD. Sorry this over-grown idiot pisses me off when he tries to talk about Final Fantasy like he an authority and he can barely be bothered to pay attention to the game because he is waiting for the next tip.
You know what sucks? There are so few games he actually gets or engages in, and the other 99% he whines about because he’s too busy cracking 4th grade humor jokes most of the time or whining about a menu. When DSP plays your favorite game, there’s no doubt that you’ll hate him afterwards.
I don’t understand why he has to do this. This tough “real” guy facade is so tired and has really screwed him over. Just say the game didn’t do anything for you and move on like a civil human being. There’s no need to pretend to be this highly value opinion personality that he THINKS he is. This is why no creators or sponsors will touch him with a 1000ft stick.
Listen to this mahrahn. A thousand foot stick, you realize how impahssible a thousand foot stick would be to hold up, right? _glares condescendingly_ Goodbye, idiot! Hope to see you never.. /unsnort Good point dude. Idk why he feels like it’s necessary to toxify everything for content. It’s something he’s always done, put down others in an attempt to ‘get over.’ He’s been away from the real world far too long. And all this on a *guess* basically. As much as he talks down on conspiracies and not having absolute proof, he sure is okay with burying everyone else on a single perception. It’s why he can’t stand when people use his own words to insult him.
One thing Phil doesn't take into account, is most game devs only count the first two weeks of sales after launch. That's where they decide if they succeeded or failed. It doesn't matter if they sell one million or three million, as long as their internals says if it's a win or not. He also needs to cite his sources; because he doesn't have any friends, is too busy to do anything because of his job, but apparently knows what the conversation is. There's also that one time where Phil ranted about how sales numbers are lied about; because games that get bundled with consoles and such are counted as sales. Final Fantasy XV was a game on Playstation Plus, and God knows how many times it got downloaded; those downloads would boost the sales numbers, numbers that Phil has gone on record to say are erroneous. So granted I'm pushing two different arguments of his together; but he wants to say XV beat out XVI, I'm sure there's an argument to be made; but it can't be made by Phil and his deranged mind.
This all segment felt like him trying to show that the game wasn't liked by many and it wasn't just him not liking cause of low contributions he had during his stream of the game.
Also SF6 has been under $50 quite often in both August & September. That’s $20 off the price too, and that’s a game that’s online and is supposedly getting more content. Therefore, according to me, SF6 is the worst fighting game in history. Funny how dumb that sounds eh?
The humorous thing is: he talks about square enix being wrong for blaming "online hate" for the situation of FF XVI, and states that that hate exists for a reason. Now, if he were to invoke just the tiniest smidge of self awareness, he would realize...
Phil: “There is a toxic community of people hating on your game causing sales to drop because it sucks! Listen to the people!” Also Phil: “There is this toxic cesspool of hate that follows me around the internet because it’s vitally popular to hate me and no other reason. I don’t need to change I need people to stop hating!”
FFXVI and Tears of the Kingdom is the Last of us part 2 to DSP He's not going to move on and be hung up about it like FFXVI flop. People play a game, finish it and move on to the next one, because everyone is ready to talk the next game Phil's nonsense is why no one takes him seriously
If he thinks FFXVI is bad because it has what I would consider a perfectly normal amount of sexual content for an adult story; wait until he hears how much sex there is in BG3. Two of the top GotY contenders have explicit adult themes and DSP can't resist making sure everyone knows his befuddling opinion.
The reason why you can’t remember a song is because you have those neckphones that make it so you can’t hear any of the music. REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT A LOT OF TIMES
He’s acting like FFXV never happened. FFXV was a mature game with a heartfelt story same goes for FF16. Dude plays video games for a living and yet forgets such basic things. I got the platinum and throughly enjoyed my time with it. Looking forward to the payed DLC coming later on
What does he mean 'Its veers so far from FF' You mean the series where in every entry a bad guy takes the magic of the world and its up to a bunch of random people coming together to stop them? Sounds like 16 to me lmao
Oh ffs I have to watch everything before commenting… Phil blames his community EVERY DAY when tips are low. How dare you blame the community for your own shortcomings right? This guy really needs to reveal everything is an act and he’s playing a part.
Wow you're telling me the single player story game with little replay value left the public consciousness once everyone was done with the it? That's crazy bro must have been a failure lmao
"I have to make my customers feel satisfied and entertained, or else I will not continue to be successful. It's like Square Enix forgot that." Does he seriously think that Square Enix designs games to be profitably for him, specifically, which would cost them a whopping two hundred customers who play them vicariously through someone who makes their products come across as borderline-unplayable and misophonic?
Phil is coping. This guy is coping so hard that the game didn't carry his channel to success like he wanted it to, and maybe if he had a personality that wasn't akin to wet cardboard maybe, just maybe.. people might actually make him relevant. FF16 and FF14 are the backbones of SE and Phil doesn't actually understand anything outside of snorting door dash orders and very much has no stance to talk about the quality of a video game.
content creator opinion is not the end be all and ff games are in different universes i don't understand why people understand this it really dumb and goofy how he thinks the only to like the game people have to talk about it everyday and forget about things
Why is he holding up blank papers? Is it to symbolize zero research and being wrong? No really, I find it quite funny that he says they are hot news from the presses and they are blank.
FF16 was such a failure that instead of moving on to marketing FF7 Rebirth, SE is focusing more resources on 2 paid DLCs and the PC port for FF16. It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
So Phil claims FF16 sucks cause it plays different from the previous games........does he not remember FF15!?!. I remember playing that when it came out and finding it so different to what i was used to with Final Fantasy. But im gonna assume he does not remember FF15 at all
First, I REALLY wish the jackhole would stop saying "Okay" and "Alright" constantly! At this point, it's become so dang maddening with how much he over uses those words so dang much! And second, what's this dude going on about FF16 messing with the lore of the series here? Each game has had differing sets of Lore that's made for the worlds a lot of these games take place in. They don't even HAVE a set lore to begin with! And Third, hasn't it hit this dude's head that the reason a lot of people don't talk about FF16 much is because there were just TOO MANY GAMES launching before and after it? Not a lot of us are capable of keeping up with each of the hottest of releases that have been coming out one after another in the past season alone. The dude continues to be so full of absolute BS due to him having such a low attention span when playing that game that it doesn't surprise me that he would fail to take a lot of this stuff into consideration before coming on air with this malarkey.
At this point i don't even consider him playing FF16 because lets be honest he didn't he has 0% idea about the story because since min 1 he skipped every dialog or talked/clowned over cutscenes and after 2 streams of not getting tips he was ready to "wage quit" but he watched dectractor videos again and even mentioned that "they think i will drop it because of donations" and then forced himself to finish it.
DSP thinks that Final Fantasy 16 veers wildly off course from what Final Fantasy is but it really doesnt do that at all. It has way more in common with Final Fantasy games than he understands. It literally hits story beats that FF14 does, which is sometimes to 16's detriment! The only thing that makes it different is the combat system but even then FF15 also had an action battle system where you didnt control the other characters at all. DSP acting like nothing memorable happens in it like the Bahamut or Titan fights weren't memorable. Final Fantasy 16 isnt some mega flop, DSP, just because the game has sex and blood which makes you uncomfortable. He thinks FF16 is more hated than Diablo 4? Really? The game that only the most hardcore of Blizzard meatriders defends? The game that was basically killed with the seasonal change and even the players still think the endgame loop sucks? Most Final Fantasy fans liked 16, DSP. Maybe they didnt love it but to act like FF fans rejected the game is crazy.
hold up "played like an mmo but was single player" what does that even mean? changed up the formula? does he not remember the stories of games? i know the answer is no but damn phil
I wasn't a huge fan of how linear Final Fantasy XIII was, it wasn't until like the third disk when it began to feel like you got open world, but I do like that Square Enix is trying different things with their games. Phil talks like he is a fan of the franchise when he has zero clue about them to begin with. He is not a gamer, he's a total poser.
This whole segment is the reason why people don’t take DSP seriously now or in the future.
The mental state of this child. He was so engaged in Bugsnax, but this game broke him.
Phil wants his RPG's to play like Super Street Fantasy 2 Turbo
I bet he hates this game because his marriage with Khet is a sham.
There's no other goddamn reason why someone would lash out so much at the intimate moments in the game. It opened his insecurities wide open.
We've seen this fixation he has to a game that's popular or sold well. I think the reason the talk for FFXVI does down is everyone has beaten it and all we have coming is a PC release and DLC
That's probably one reason why he refuses to play baldur's gate 3. Some of the scenes back at camp would give Dave a stroke.
This is how you can tell DSP knows nothing about gaming. First off, "the shills" are variety streamers. Which means when they finish a game, they move on to the next one. That is the reason they aren't talking about it. Why does he go straight to the conspiracy of "under performing" as a way to justify his beliefs? I'll tell you why, 'under performance' could have been 10 million in sales. So under performing isn't the same as poor sales numbers. Metacritic 87 critics and 8.1 users. That isn't a bad score.
Two, DSP knows jack and shit about Final Fantasy. FF1has a ton of scifi elements in a fantasy world. Going to the air orb, you go through a mechanized tower. So aliens from another planet, interkingdom drama, and summons, in any form, have been a staples for the series. FF4 is full with drama between kingdoms and even an opera. I've been playing Final Fantasy games since they were released in the US.
Three, this is no where near like Anthem. Mostly because FF16 didn't flop. For perspective on Metacritic, 59 critics and 4.0 users. There is a huge difference.
Four, the story is only boring or uninteresting if you're not engaged in it. DSP is never engaged in any of the stories and you can tell by the horrendous jokes he tells during dramatic moments. Of course he would think its boring since there is mature and complicated themes. Themes about duty, respect, and honor. On top of that the theme of how guilt can drastically alter the way you see the world and it can be its own form of PTSD.
Sorry this over-grown idiot pisses me off when he tries to talk about Final Fantasy like he an authority and he can barely be bothered to pay attention to the game because he is waiting for the next tip.
You know what sucks? There are so few games he actually gets or engages in, and the other 99% he whines about because he’s too busy cracking 4th grade humor jokes most of the time or whining about a menu.
When DSP plays your favorite game, there’s no doubt that you’ll hate him afterwards.
FF6 had the opera, not FF4.
@@Magus12000BC you're right, I was angry writing out the message. He pisses me something fierce.
Both are more successful than he would ever be
Lol that's not saying much. But yes. They are VASTLY more successful than Phil could ever hope to be.
Snorting and clearing his throat right into the microphone. Such a lovely sound.
He's going to cry impotent tears when it still ends up on most people's GOTY lists
All because the game had the audacity of having a romance scene in it. He's MARRIED mohrans!!
you can hear crickets after he screams "DSP neeeeeeeeeews"
Keemstar: He copied my whole f*ckin flow! Word for word, bar for bar!
Keemstar has been gifted yet another free apartment in that weirdly shaped head of Dave's.
@@innocentorphan1213dudes head look like a messed up trapezoid. Or a rhombus
The way he rustles the paper at the start is so stupid, lol.
I don’t understand why he has to do this. This tough “real” guy facade is so tired and has really screwed him over. Just say the game didn’t do anything for you and move on like a civil human being. There’s no need to pretend to be this highly value opinion personality that he THINKS he is. This is why no creators or sponsors will touch him with a 1000ft stick.
Good luck getting Dave to break his fatal main character syndrome
Listen to this mahrahn. A thousand foot stick, you realize how impahssible a thousand foot stick would be to hold up, right? _glares condescendingly_ Goodbye, idiot! Hope to see you never..
/unsnort
Good point dude. Idk why he feels like it’s necessary to toxify everything for content. It’s something he’s always done, put down others in an attempt to ‘get over.’ He’s been away from the real world far too long.
And all this on a *guess* basically. As much as he talks down on conspiracies and not having absolute proof, he sure is okay with burying everyone else on a single perception.
It’s why he can’t stand when people use his own words to insult him.
you forgot a few more 0s on the stick part.
16:00 The utter and total irony. He loves talking about himself so much but this just goes over his head.
Imagine if tomorrow Square Enix put out a disgustingly in depth video about Phil being a failure in life.
Imagine being so petty about a game that wasted your time you actively decide to lambaste it for just BEING ON SALE.
IKR
This is just him mad it didn't save his business
This was my 1st final fantasy and I loved it! Currently working on my 2nd playthrough to get platinum. Love the story and had me emotionally invested
And this right here ladies and gentlemen is why no one takes Phil seriously.
It's absolutely hilarious how I've not heard one bad comment on FFXVI yet King Dent is trying to make it seem like everyone agrees with him.
He really hates seeing people enjoy things lol
One thing Phil doesn't take into account, is most game devs only count the first two weeks of sales after launch. That's where they decide if they succeeded or failed. It doesn't matter if they sell one million or three million, as long as their internals says if it's a win or not. He also needs to cite his sources; because he doesn't have any friends, is too busy to do anything because of his job, but apparently knows what the conversation is.
There's also that one time where Phil ranted about how sales numbers are lied about; because games that get bundled with consoles and such are counted as sales. Final Fantasy XV was a game on Playstation Plus, and God knows how many times it got downloaded; those downloads would boost the sales numbers, numbers that Phil has gone on record to say are erroneous. So granted I'm pushing two different arguments of his together; but he wants to say XV beat out XVI, I'm sure there's an argument to be made; but it can't be made by Phil and his deranged mind.
What a positive guy!
”Final Fantasy is now obscure"
This is your brain on gin and gacha.
FFXVI is getting Two DLCs
SE releases Ever Crisis which has over 3 million players
FF7R Rebirth news is likely coming
It's not obscure
He said the exact same thing about the Sims. New dlc and record numbers "Nah its dead"
This all segment felt like him trying to show that the game wasn't liked by many and it wasn't just him not liking cause of low contributions he had during his stream of the game.
Must cut him deep that the game gets two dlc's
Skipping the water sip but leaving the lip smacks is super chad
His lip smacks are out of control lately. He seems to be smacking them every few words.
Also SF6 has been under $50 quite often in both August & September. That’s $20 off the price too, and that’s a game that’s online and is supposedly getting more content.
Therefore, according to me, SF6 is the worst fighting game in history. Funny how dumb that sounds eh?
Man is shocked that people played and completed a single player game in 2 weeks and then moved on
Phil claims to want old school Final Fantasy and never even considers playing something like Octopath Traveler, because he's a massive phony
That would require him acknowledging that the Switch exists.
The humorous thing is: he talks about square enix being wrong for blaming "online hate" for the situation of FF XVI, and states that that hate exists for a reason.
Now, if he were to invoke just the tiniest smidge of self awareness, he would realize...
If he thinks square annex was in trouble, wait until he hears Square Enix troubles.
Phils as literate as a doorknob.
Here’s Phil with the news:
“Thanks, Mark. *SNORT”*
Welcome back to DSReeNews for the Daily Snort Report!
Dave clearly has no understanding what makes FF works as a franchise. Tons of people love 16. He is just talking out of his ass like always.
Phil: “There is a toxic community of people hating on your game causing sales to drop because it sucks! Listen to the people!”
Also Phil: “There is this toxic cesspool of hate that follows me around the internet because it’s vitally popular to hate me and no other reason. I don’t need to change I need people to stop hating!”
Does phil not realize most games go on sale now a month or so after release now?
FFXVI and Tears of the Kingdom is the Last of us part 2 to DSP
He's not going to move on and be hung up about it like FFXVI flop.
People play a game, finish it and move on to the next one, because everyone is ready to talk the next game
Phil's nonsense is why no one takes him seriously
He hates all narrative games these days
If he thinks FFXVI is bad because it has what I would consider a perfectly normal amount of sexual content for an adult story; wait until he hears how much sex there is in BG3. Two of the top GotY contenders have explicit adult themes and DSP can't resist making sure everyone knows his befuddling opinion.
Hes not taking into account that ff15 was on pc, playstation and xbox, but ff16 is only on ps5, and now it's coming to pc and probably to xbox
Why does he make ‘bubble blows’ a goal when he sits there and pops *snot bubbles* into the mic the whole time anyway
I don't know why Phil plays games he hates. If I play a game and I don't like it, I just don't play it and move on with my life.
Holy cringe 😵
i appreciate that some of the women in ff16 triggered my capnolagnia
The reason why you can’t remember a song is because you have those neckphones that make it so you can’t hear any of the music. REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT A LOT OF TIMES
He's copying Craig when he does that news intro
Dude has been crying about this game for months. Really emotionally scarred him for life huh?
So this matters to Phil why?
i love when phil becomes the bankrupt CEO of every company
He’s acting like FFXV never happened. FFXV was a mature game with a heartfelt story same goes for FF16. Dude plays video games for a living and yet forgets such basic things. I got the platinum and throughly enjoyed my time with it. Looking forward to the payed DLC coming later on
XV was about as mature as a childrens cartoon
The game barely even takes itself seriously its so bad, fucking XIII is a better example than XV
Him saying the game is a failure to square uh is that why they decided to add dlc to the game they initially didnt plan for? Huh interesting.
I did nothing wrong
15:38-17:19 sounds like he’s talking about his own channel it’s insane how comparable it is lmao
woow what a scumbag
he obviously hates video games
What does he mean 'Its veers so far from FF'
You mean the series where in every entry a bad guy takes the magic of the world and its up to a bunch of random people coming together to stop them?
Sounds like 16 to me lmao
Oh ffs I have to watch everything before commenting…
Phil blames his community EVERY DAY when tips are low. How dare you blame the community for your own shortcomings right? This guy really needs to reveal everything is an act and he’s playing a part.
Wow you're telling me the single player story game with little replay value left the public consciousness once everyone was done with the it? That's crazy bro must have been a failure lmao
Weren’t you an alcoholic then? Your own admission, how can you remember anything?
He reads one article and acts like he's some industry expert.
"I have to make my customers feel satisfied and entertained, or else I will not continue to be successful. It's like Square Enix forgot that."
Does he seriously think that Square Enix designs games to be profitably for him, specifically, which would cost them a whopping two hundred customers who play them vicariously through someone who makes their products come across as borderline-unplayable and misophonic?
Lets get riiiiiigghht into the neeewwwwssss
And he blames detractors for how he's perceived. Don't get your bell rung fat boy
Phil is coping.
This guy is coping so hard that the game didn't carry his channel to success like he wanted it to, and maybe if he had a personality that wasn't akin to wet cardboard maybe, just maybe.. people might actually make him relevant.
FF16 and FF14 are the backbones of SE and Phil doesn't actually understand anything outside of snorting door dash orders and very much has no stance to talk about the quality of a video game.
GTA 6 couldn’t save his channel lol
He'd make it look like the most boring racing sim@@rp71284
Doody broke phil
content creator opinion is not the end be all and ff games are in different universes i don't understand why people understand this
it really dumb and goofy how he thinks the only to like the game people have to talk about it everyday and forget about things
His comedic timing literally could not be worse. He's a singularity of unfunny.
Are his children viewers interested in literal “gaming news?” Pretty delusional.
I don't know, we've all seen how riled up the dents get if he doesn't blow bubbles at 100 likes.
Why is he holding up blank papers? Is it to symbolize zero research and being wrong? No really, I find it quite funny that he says they are hot news from the presses and they are blank.
Way to steal your intro for news from Sidescrollers Phil
Why compare sales with final fantasy 15 when 16 is a timed exclisive lol Phil is mentally bankrupt
FF16 was such a failure that instead of moving on to marketing FF7 Rebirth, SE is focusing more resources on 2 paid DLCs and the PC port for FF16.
It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
So Phil claims FF16 sucks cause it plays different from the previous games........does he not remember FF15!?!. I remember playing that when it came out and finding it so different to what i was used to with Final Fantasy. But im gonna assume he does not remember FF15 at all
I'm already booked on videos but can I cover this please?
First, I REALLY wish the jackhole would stop saying "Okay" and "Alright" constantly! At this point, it's become so dang maddening with how much he over uses those words so dang much!
And second, what's this dude going on about FF16 messing with the lore of the series here? Each game has had differing sets of Lore that's made for the worlds a lot of these games take place in. They don't even HAVE a set lore to begin with!
And Third, hasn't it hit this dude's head that the reason a lot of people don't talk about FF16 much is because there were just TOO MANY GAMES launching before and after it? Not a lot of us are capable of keeping up with each of the hottest of releases that have been coming out one after another in the past season alone.
The dude continues to be so full of absolute BS due to him having such a low attention span when playing that game that it doesn't surprise me that he would fail to take a lot of this stuff into consideration before coming on air with this malarkey.
Someone going “from the top-top all the way down to the bottom”
Now who does _that_ sound like? Wow this whole video is just projecting lol
So much projecting to another company and thinks he's better than a company's business
At this point i don't even consider him playing FF16 because lets be honest he didn't he has 0% idea about the story because since min 1 he skipped every dialog or talked/clowned over cutscenes and after 2 streams of not getting tips he was ready to "wage quit" but he watched dectractor videos again and even mentioned that "they think i will drop it because of donations" and then forced himself to finish it.
You can say the same about Star Wars, Hogwarts and Zelda. And eventually Starfield.
DSP thinks that Final Fantasy 16 veers wildly off course from what Final Fantasy is but it really doesnt do that at all. It has way more in common with Final Fantasy games than he understands. It literally hits story beats that FF14 does, which is sometimes to 16's detriment! The only thing that makes it different is the combat system but even then FF15 also had an action battle system where you didnt control the other characters at all.
DSP acting like nothing memorable happens in it like the Bahamut or Titan fights weren't memorable. Final Fantasy 16 isnt some mega flop, DSP, just because the game has sex and blood which makes you uncomfortable.
He thinks FF16 is more hated than Diablo 4? Really? The game that only the most hardcore of Blizzard meatriders defends? The game that was basically killed with the seasonal change and even the players still think the endgame loop sucks?
Most Final Fantasy fans liked 16, DSP. Maybe they didnt love it but to act like FF fans rejected the game is crazy.
hold up "played like an mmo but was single player" what does that even mean? changed up the formula? does he not remember the stories of games? i know the answer is no but damn phil
Oh wow the viral hate part is ironic. Dsp why arent other streamers not getting virally hated on but why you? Huh?
#FreeJudgy
Final Fantasy XVI was good
🍥🐽🍥
BasedSydePhil. One of the rare occasions of a PigRoach being sane and correct.
It's Final Fantasy not Call of Duty you dolt. So 3 million sales are fine.
unfortunately based
A harem of women is actually racist because the woman was Indian. So he took a Racist view.
I wasn't a huge fan of how linear Final Fantasy XIII was, it wasn't until like the third disk when it began to feel like you got open world, but I do like that Square Enix is trying different things with their games. Phil talks like he is a fan of the franchise when he has zero clue about them to begin with. He is not a gamer, he's a total poser.