Stephen Colbert's Return To New Zealand: A Magical Land Where Hugs Still Happen

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @AucklandGirl21
    @AucklandGirl21 4 года назад +591

    I feel so proud as a kiwi to watch the adoration other countries have for us.
    Thank you for recognizing how amazing jacinda is and how awesome we are as a nation

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 4 года назад +23

      Jacinda is a beautiful soul!

    • @sea4cathy
      @sea4cathy 4 года назад +13

      As another Kiwi. Totally agree!!

    • @TumiMatheba
      @TumiMatheba 4 года назад +31

      You guys should be proud, your country is just incredible.

    • @tarmaque
      @tarmaque 4 года назад +22

      Adopt me! Please! I can cook and everything!

    • @seansmith3058
      @seansmith3058 4 года назад +9

      Agreed, but I'm pretty sure you didn't invent bungee jumping. Wasn't that one of the other Pacific islands?

  • @cross3624
    @cross3624 4 года назад +355

    When I lived there 23 yrs ago, NZers were the most travelled people in the world. This was cultural. If they could experience a different place and life, they went and prioritized their ability to do so. So when you listen to this, REALLY understand what the Kiwis gave up to protect their country.

    • @taniac1860
      @taniac1860 4 года назад +46

      We still do travel a lot, it’s considered a right of passage. Today we just had the first country confirmed that we can travel to and from with no quarantine at either end. It may just be the Cook Islands, but I see a tourism boom coming their way 😀. It may be small but it’s a start.

    • @HenrythePaleoGuy
      @HenrythePaleoGuy 4 года назад +10

      @Jean Murray Well, international tourism before the lockdown was nearing maximum capacity, and many were getting fed up with it, including me. It's too cheap and not giving too much high quality to New Zealand in return.

    • @HenrythePaleoGuy
      @HenrythePaleoGuy 4 года назад +6

      @Jean Murray By that I mean low value.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 4 года назад +15

      Yes and no. I think that the reason that the NZ did so well might be that the Kiwis did _not_ view that as "oh no, we are giving something up" but as "we are postponing travels so we _can_ safely do it in the future".
      They managed for the overwhelming part to stay healthy and alive so they can travel again, and they are probably the least likely to have to quarantaine upon entering another country.

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 4 года назад +4

      Along with Aussies

  • @EndTimeDreams
    @EndTimeDreams 4 года назад +919

    I don't want to sound like a dick but as a New Zealander I actually forgot that the Coronavirus was still raging around the globe. I have been back at work since July, have attended a wedding and go to the beach with my family in the weekends. I just watched the blazing yellow sunset over some mountains from my living room and observed loving couples walking past my house with their dog. While holding a cider in my hand feeling the warm summer breeze I realized how fortunate we are New Zealand.

    • @lindacollings8554
      @lindacollings8554 4 года назад +52

      Exactly the same here in Tasmania. While Melbourne was in a second lock down we were off on a road trip!

    • @mitchyoung8791
      @mitchyoung8791 4 года назад +7

      @@lindacollings8554 Yet another isolated Island.

    • @adrielsebastian5216
      @adrielsebastian5216 4 года назад +42

      @@mitchyoung8791 isolated? hmm only an hour's flight from Melbourne and 2 from Sydney, I wouldn't call that isolated.
      If that's what you call isolated, then Tasmania is as isolated to Australia as Britain is to France

    • @adrielsebastian5216
      @adrielsebastian5216 4 года назад +22

      You have no idea how many of us wants to enjoy those things you just mentioned, things we'd call "normal" less than a year ago
      Sincerely, the rest of the world. Kia ora.

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 4 года назад +19

      @@mitchyoung8791 So is the UK, and a fat lot of good that did.

  • @EchoBravo370
    @EchoBravo370 4 года назад +1683

    Just to be clear: Here in Australia we still consider NZ our arch enemies in cricket and rugby. But we love everything else about them. Love you NZ

    • @gailmackinnon7328
      @gailmackinnon7328 4 года назад +104

      Right back at'cha Aussie. Bugger about the Bledisloe but I guess we have to let you have it every now and then... :-)

    • @nathanadler8316
      @nathanadler8316 4 года назад +36

      #UnderarmBowlingIncident

    • @cheek238
      @cheek238 4 года назад +35

      Love you too Aussie.

    • @neeneego657
      @neeneego657 4 года назад +34

      Right back at cha Aus.

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 4 года назад +34

      Er, speaking as a Brit (residing in France) I am shocked and dismayed at your underhand tactics of reducing the England Cricket team to "less than arch enemy" status. Typical Aussies!

  • @nadiabenes914
    @nadiabenes914 4 года назад +364

    “Down under and a little bit to the right.” Thank you Stephen. I will from now on refer to New Zealand as such

    • @AndrewJonkers
      @AndrewJonkers 4 года назад +8

      Surely a little bit to the left?

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 года назад +5

      Or as we say in Australia directly across the Tasman Sea aka 3 hours & 11 minutes as the QANTAS Flying Rat goes. ✈🦘

    • @Gribbo9999
      @Gribbo9999 4 года назад +11

      Actually speaking as an Australian it's just a bit to the left. But then we know which was is up, up here. And no community transmission here either for the last few weeks.

    • @Lammington2
      @Lammington2 4 года назад +29

      Here in NZ we mostly refer to it as "holy shit, that map remembered to put us on!"

    • @briansounalath
      @briansounalath 4 года назад

      Steven*

  • @robinhodgkinson
    @robinhodgkinson 4 года назад +681

    “Down under..and a bit to the right” Perfect for when someone asks me where I live.

    • @claytonmurray5004
      @claytonmurray5004 4 года назад +4

      Perfect for when someone asks me how mine sits.

    • @weena001
      @weena001 4 года назад +1

      right 😂😂😂

    • @DrJohnnyJ
      @DrJohnnyJ 4 года назад +4

      Isn't it to the left? Unless coming from Antartica

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 4 года назад +2

      @@DrJohnnyJ actually, no. So, just to clarify for you, “down under,” apparently, has been used to refer to one country - and one country only, Australia. New Zealand is to the ‘right’ (that is, east) of ‘down under.’ Antarctica is probably something like “deep down under” but I believe most people just call it “the south pole” (or Santa’s home?).
      /
      [Addendum: This is my personal opinion to this joke. I am not a professional at idioms, colloquialism, and the like.]

    • @mai.vancon
      @mai.vancon 4 года назад +2

      I come from a land down under *a bit to the right*
      Where beer does flow and men chunder
      Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

  • @BackyardEpicMovies
    @BackyardEpicMovies 4 года назад +412

    I must admit in times like these I'm glad to be a New Zealander.

    • @julie8100
      @julie8100 4 года назад +20

      We in US are so envious

    • @MistressNilah
      @MistressNilah 4 года назад +13

      ADOPT ME

    • @paulmeahan7327
      @paulmeahan7327 4 года назад +10

      Happy to be a Taswegian too. 😂

    • @Lt.Scotty
      @Lt.Scotty 4 года назад +4

      Me too!

    • @munkybiz9562
      @munkybiz9562 4 года назад +6

      You really don’t have to rub it in, mate 😢

  • @rainman3269
    @rainman3269 4 года назад +112

    New Zealand people are fantastic ..Plus they have a real LEADER ... Remember when we had one ...

    • @Agnemons
      @Agnemons 4 года назад +7

      Umm, when was that?

    • @geoffpriestley7001
      @geoffpriestley7001 4 года назад +4

      @@Agnemons I'll tell you when trump publishes his tax returns

    • @greyerbaby3323
      @greyerbaby3323 4 года назад

      Thanks Rain Man. I think your new president should be able to get it under control.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 4 года назад +1

      @@Agnemons yeah, must be before my lifetime, I'm only 47, after all

    • @shootingskelly17
      @shootingskelly17 4 года назад +2

      Best leader ever. Australia's done well fighting Covid too, but it was because of our state leaders, not Scomo our PM.

  • @MsStrife1
    @MsStrife1 4 года назад +371

    I am Australian and it always feels like NZ is our younger, better looking and more successful sibling who got married before us while we are still single LOL - So jealous of their Prime Minister!

    • @Munz420LVN
      @Munz420LVN 3 года назад +1

      @Tyson Buck if you regard having MONEY as being rich then I guess we are a poor nation.

    • @angeladawn805
      @angeladawn805 3 года назад +1

      Ah, chur bro x xxxx x

    • @fallenangel_899
      @fallenangel_899 3 года назад +2

      I mean, at least both countries ain’t holding mummies hand no more *cough cough* Uk *cough*

    • @darrenm5797
      @darrenm5797 3 года назад +2

      As a Canadian I fully understand you being the New Zealand equivalent in North America.
      Never really thought of it but so many similarities, even population ratio is similar.

    • @TheEarl777
      @TheEarl777 3 года назад

      We really love her being the most amazing representative of what Kiwis are.
      Hugely proud of her.

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 4 года назад +689

    Caution is not cowardly.
    Carelessness is not courage.

    • @walterdayrit675
      @walterdayrit675 4 года назад +26

      Unenlightened Americans: "But, but, muh free-dumb!!"

    • @stevec6427
      @stevec6427 4 года назад +17

      Guns are not freedom

    • @AkinAkinsanya
      @AkinAkinsanya 4 года назад +13

      @@stevec6427 🤣🤣🤣🤣 don't let a Trump supporter see this. They will go nuts on you.

    • @RaeCarson
      @RaeCarson 4 года назад +8

      Bullying is not strength.

    • @push81
      @push81 3 года назад +3

      well said.

  • @calebmurray9049
    @calebmurray9049 4 года назад +421

    Courage is not the lack of fear. Courage is facing the fear you have.

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 4 года назад +6

      The love you withold is the pain that you carry.

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 4 года назад +17

      Americans seem to mistake carelessness for courage.

    • @militustoica
      @militustoica 4 года назад +3

      @@mrnonsense1031 The 38% think that petulantly acting on their impulses and violently threatening them for an inconvenience is somehow courageous when they dominate the police force in most places.

    • @jennysmith9591
      @jennysmith9591 4 года назад +5

      And sometimes it is knowing when it's okay to just be a bit of a coward...and not jump off a f***ing bridge.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 4 года назад

      You learned something from "Green Lantern", then. See Ryan, it wasn't a waste! ;-)

  • @Modassirhassan10
    @Modassirhassan10 3 года назад +63

    Oh GOD don't know why but I have tears in my eyes watching NZ success and I am not even a New Zealander! You guys are a case study for students like us for successful tackle from Covid19, hate speech, governance and leadership.
    Thank you New Zealander for showing the world how to be a successful nation!
    Lots of love from India 🇮🇳!

  • @liamhackston2507
    @liamhackston2507 4 года назад +459

    I love my country. And my Prime Minister.

    • @johnwakefield8570
      @johnwakefield8570 4 года назад +29

      How wonderful to be able to say such .. !!

    • @TheFarquie
      @TheFarquie 4 года назад +33

      I love my country Australia and I wanna kidnap your Prime Minister lol, but we are out the other side now and looking forward to visiting NZ soon

    • @philipdavidson645
      @philipdavidson645 4 года назад +7

      Me too! Kia ora

    • @AmetafJohora
      @AmetafJohora 4 года назад +9

      wish we could say that lmfao

    • @patsysadowski1546
      @patsysadowski1546 4 года назад +17

      She is some woman. I love the UK but I’d love to have your PM.

  • @rayvanwayenburg998
    @rayvanwayenburg998 4 года назад +1477

    Dear Stephen, please don’t tell anyone about us in NZ, we are happy as we are 😁

    • @melw5390
      @melw5390 4 года назад +113

      My thoughts exactly. Whilst I appreciate the praise given to NZ, we don't want to draw attention to ourselves.

    • @jeringatai3156
      @jeringatai3156 4 года назад +124

      @@melw5390 just tell them NZ is located in the middle of Australia and we'll be alright

    • @emilyefford154
      @emilyefford154 4 года назад +90

      It's OK, we're not even on many world maps :) They won't find us.

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 4 года назад +25

      @@melw5390 you just know there was at least 1000 people who looked up flights to nz after watching this lol

    • @GS-wz1ud
      @GS-wz1ud 4 года назад +56

      It's algud. NZ is like the clitorus of Papatuanuku (mother earth). Half the population can't find it, and most of them don't believe it exists.
      NZ is down under and a little to the left... Hahahaha

  • @plk_0626
    @plk_0626 4 года назад +91

    Hey guys, im from Auckland New Zealand.Thankyou so much everyone for your kind comments. You are all awesome. Love, hugs, stay safe, stay stronge to you and all your family and friends.❤👋😊

    • @TK-bj9ct
      @TK-bj9ct 4 года назад

      Bet you live in mangere

    • @stunnedmulletblah9714
      @stunnedmulletblah9714 3 года назад +1

      @@TK-bj9ct lol don't be mean. Mangere Bridge is lovely anyway.

    • @Modassirhassan10
      @Modassirhassan10 3 года назад +1

      Thank you so much for showing the rest of the world how to be a successful nation!

    • @MistressNilah
      @MistressNilah 3 года назад +2

      Please please pretty please let me live with you

    • @lucapuca18
      @lucapuca18 3 года назад

      @@TK-bj9ct i live in mangere bridge

  • @grantlockington1998
    @grantlockington1998 4 года назад +605

    Hi Stephen love from NZ we do not have an allergy to science prayers and love to you all

    • @vegetariansuniteworldwide8091
      @vegetariansuniteworldwide8091 4 года назад +10

      Kiora! I have been to your beautiful country and it changed my life. I went bungee jumping and it was the greatest feeling in the world!

    • @holdencommodorehsv
      @holdencommodorehsv 4 года назад +4

      Coughs and prayers

    • @sea4cathy
      @sea4cathy 4 года назад +14

      @@vegetariansuniteworldwide8091 Proud to be a Kiwi. Beautiful country..

    • @B0risTheBlade
      @B0risTheBlade 4 года назад +17

      Another Kiwi here. We would forget all about covid if it wasnt for internet lol

    • @0Vegeta0
      @0Vegeta0 4 года назад +4

      @@vegetariansuniteworldwide8091 kia ora*

  • @jystme2437
    @jystme2437 4 года назад +217

    Yeas NZ people have been amazing no crying or whinging about lock down they did it because they cared about each other pretty awesome well done NZ💯🥀🦋

    • @mikew506
      @mikew506 4 года назад

      @Danny Trump Thats why we watch Aljazeera and BBC !!

    • @jystme2437
      @jystme2437 4 года назад +3

      @Danny Trump is that why so many dead??in America that's massively sad wish it was fake 🥀

    • @richardbaron7106
      @richardbaron7106 4 года назад +4

      @Danny Trump - BBC isn't government-funded, but is a public-service broadcaster predominantly funded by licence-paying public, advertizing revenue from commercial radio stations and selling / licencing programs to other countries. The British Parliament sets the licence fee and even though it's a state-owner enterprise, it has complete editorial freedom and independence.
      Al-Jazeera on the other hand is state-funded by Qatar, not Iran - naturally, it is Arab-centric, and as such, has had it's share of controversies.

    • @geoffpriestley7001
      @geoffpriestley7001 4 года назад +2

      @@richardbaron7106 but you get to see both sides of the coin whe nyou watch those 2 stations i usually watch those then the french and Australian news

    • @jystme2437
      @jystme2437 4 года назад +5

      @Danny Trump you know the saying you can lead a horse to water but no guarantee it will drink same with brains if you Dont have them there is no meds to fix that😆good luck though glad I'm not American lol 😇😇😇😇

  • @lorenrenee1
    @lorenrenee1 4 года назад +10

    I admire that you had the guts to show that you were afraid, like really afraid; the panic and doubt to send a body double. Of all the moments you’ve shared with us over the past four years, thanks for sharing your fear. Bravery is feeling the fear, accepting it, and doing it anyway.

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe 4 года назад +57

    I visited NZ when I was 8. Would love to return to South Island some day. Such a beautiful country and people.

    • @rajendrarusmana8792
      @rajendrarusmana8792 4 года назад +3

      I visited south island in 2019 - epic adventure driving by myself. Great vistas all around.

    • @Babyluthi
      @Babyluthi 4 года назад +1

      @@rajendrarusmana8792 We're the prettiest island AKA "The Mainland". 😄

    • @geoffpriestley7001
      @geoffpriestley7001 4 года назад +1

      I lived in dunedin for a year very nice people but dont go drinking with them

    • @Babyluthi
      @Babyluthi 4 года назад +1

      @@geoffpriestley7001 lol! Were you with the uni students?

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe 4 года назад

      @@rajendrarusmana8792 indeed! I remember Christchurch and Dunedin...

  • @PhoebeGrigor
    @PhoebeGrigor 4 года назад +201

    New Zealanders will never stop flocking to videos like this, I guess we're somehow still not used to seeing ourselves be acknowledged (despite...everything...)

    • @hubertcumberdale2651
      @hubertcumberdale2651 4 года назад +1

      Well "inventing" the jetboat isn't particularly impressive when you consider you didn't invent the jet engine (thanks Nazi Germany!) NOR the boat (ancient world technology).

    • @anzac5399
      @anzac5399 4 года назад +10

      @@hubertcumberdale2651 What a strange thing to comment given what you said is completely unrelated. I see you enjoy trivializing others achievements to make yourself sound smart.

    • @markdgama5000
      @markdgama5000 4 года назад +8

      It's true, we're generally too insignificant and small to be acknowledged by the rest of the world. So when a celebrity or organisation mentions us (especially in good light), we get all excited because it's rare

    • @TheIdahogrl
      @TheIdahogrl 4 года назад +6

      You are acknowledged. Sir Peter Jackson if my favorite writer-producer-director. Sam Neil and this vineyards in Central Otago. Taika Waititi, Temuera Morrison, Manu Bennett. The list goes on and on. Kia Ora.

    • @jamiesim9776
      @jamiesim9776 4 года назад +3

      I love when we get acknowledged

  • @ownerscorporation9110
    @ownerscorporation9110 4 года назад +1169

    Because NZ believes that "freedom" doesn't mean do whatever the f you want all the time.

    • @gezzapk
      @gezzapk 4 года назад +7

      Yeah it means not needing to do it :D

    • @Kevin-mx1vi
      @Kevin-mx1vi 4 года назад +170

      NZ freedom: Country first.
      USA freedom: *ME* first.

    • @andrefasset3266
      @andrefasset3266 4 года назад +25

      add on this part Owners . .... "if it affects OTHERS", right? .......... in other words, my freedom stops where your freedom starts .. the Golden Rule.

    • @Troy13
      @Troy13 4 года назад +57

      Nor is freedom backed by a gun

    • @suzanner8473
      @suzanner8473 4 года назад +3

      @@andrefasset3266 Hear, hear André!! Well said!! :-)

  • @cminor-j6x
    @cminor-j6x 4 года назад +73

    As a kiwi living in London, one of the other areas of the world where the government response to covid has been the shrug emoji, this whole episode makes me proud and miserable. Kia kaha, Aotearoa.

  • @primalchick
    @primalchick 4 года назад +19

    As a kiwi - I’m feeling the love

    • @hubertcumberdale2651
      @hubertcumberdale2651 4 года назад +1

      Lol, you act like shutting down Auckland, Wellington, and Christchurch airports (which halts essentially 99% of all the incoming and outbound movement of human beings to NZ) is such an amazing accomplishment compared to stopping Covid in the world's 3rd largest and 3rd most populous nation which is the epicenter of global logistics, commerce, conventions, cruise liners, etc.

  • @galajensen6416
    @galajensen6416 3 года назад +9

    Kia Ora to you too Stephen! Thank you for reminding me how lucky we are in this tiny little nation!

  • @abigailkinney3631
    @abigailkinney3631 4 года назад +30

    So proud of Stephen for jumping! I tried to overcome my fear of heights by skydiving, and it actually made it so much worse. I had to be pushed out of the plane. There's no way I would have jumped. Way to go, Colbert!

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 4 года назад

      I always think I'd like to try it, but i can't even make myself jump off the diving board!

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 4 года назад

      Me neither. I was watching him standing on the edge and l wanted to lie down on my floor here! No way could l have done that!

  • @owiela
    @owiela 4 года назад +32

    I'm glad you shared that Stephen! Any one of us proud Kiwi's will be happy to have you back :]

    • @ThePauprinceaz09
      @ThePauprinceaz09 4 года назад

      Oh shut up new Zealand
      Just shut up with your good leadership low corona virus count & good gun laws just shut the he'll up ...
      Pssst can I get a visa

  • @darinpaterson4403
    @darinpaterson4403 4 года назад +19

    I miss NZ so much, this video made me cry

  • @closeupchannel4365
    @closeupchannel4365 4 года назад +741

    If the US did as well as NZ in their covid response they would have saved hundreds of thousands of lives...

    • @villanessa
      @villanessa 4 года назад +12

      Yeah but they won't

    • @ecyor0
      @ecyor0 4 года назад +65

      Don't worry though, we've still got our fair share of covid-deniers and people bitching and whining about "that commie lesbian dictator in charge of the country" who thinks climate change is real. They just don't control national policy decisions.

    • @3matic7
      @3matic7 4 года назад +4

      Too bad its a distant past dream and not a record to cherish as New Zealand. R I P

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 4 года назад +12

      The US is too big with too many people with too many varying levels of indifference. It simply could never have happened, but I'm not an expert. All I know is what I see at the grocery market.

    • @gooddogreallygooddog6157
      @gooddogreallygooddog6157 4 года назад +27

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR it 100% couldve happened. Laws are laws. Do a hard lockdown. Pay everyone their wages. Done.
      The only politicians who don’t want to do it are corrupt and are working for corporations. No profits when people stay at home!

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer 4 года назад +1343

    Politicians who actually take care of the common people? What an astonishing concept!

    • @Robin-jk6wz
      @Robin-jk6wz 4 года назад +26

      You know, we had this guys back in 1776 that had a similar idea. I wonder why their ideas got ignored.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад +70

      Because we are run by godless secular Socialist liberals, that’s why! Our Prime Minister is living out of wedlock with the father of her child. I doubt she goes to church -- nobody has asked that I know of, and nobody cares.
      The Government respects the people, the people respect the Government, and both of them respect science. That can be painful sometimes, but we suffered through it.

    • @janmorgan471
      @janmorgan471 4 года назад +7

      instead of corporations? wtf a concept lol

    • @robertpalmer8430
      @robertpalmer8430 4 года назад +25

      @barb rarick I think that was sarcasm from Lawrence....

    • @tgsky270
      @tgsky270 4 года назад

      @barb rarick that man/woman lawrence prolly a russian bot lol

  • @lkey1872
    @lkey1872 3 года назад +28

    When New Zealand stands together we will succeed at anything. It does feel weird that the rest of the world is still in covid.

  • @CJFerg81
    @CJFerg81 4 года назад +6

    Thank you Stephen for reinforcing just how fortunate & blessed we in New Zealand have been over the past 9 months. While we're still required to wear masks on public transport and encouraged to social distance we have had it very good compared to other nations.

  • @joellevarela5458
    @joellevarela5458 4 года назад +20

    I'm an American in Auckland. I love it here. I miss my family back in The States 😢. This show made me remember ( although it might be moments that I forget ) how lucky I am to be here. Your comments were spot on about us. Praying for America, always on my mind and in my heart. Thanks Stephen 💝🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

    • @ThePauprinceaz09
      @ThePauprinceaz09 4 года назад +1

      Oh shut up new Zealand
      Just shut up with your good leadership low corona virus count & good gun laws just shut the he'll up ...
      Pssst can I get a visa

  • @crystlangel
    @crystlangel 4 года назад +14

    We returned to the south island, New Zealand in February 2020 before the shut down occured. They are the nicest, most respectful people ever!

    • @crystlangel
      @crystlangel 4 года назад +3

      Delicious hand pies as well - Copenhagen bakery in Christchurch, and Fairlie Bakehouse in Fairlie. We don't understand why savory pies aren't more popular in the US...

    • @nzaud
      @nzaud 4 года назад +1

      Thanks crystlangel we think we are the best island, but ssshhh don't tell everyone :)

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 4 года назад +1

      Aww. Thanks crystlangel! Fairlie pies are amazing. Did a 3 day loop from Christchurch with the excuse of eating some just last month.

    • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
      @fionaclaphamhoward5876 4 года назад

      @@crystlangel and ​ @Niki P check out Sheffield Pies next time you make it to the South Island (there must be a next time sometime, surely?), like L&P they are world-famous in New Zealand.

  • @nothingbutchappy
    @nothingbutchappy 4 года назад +499

    To quote John Oliver " New Zealand: Australia's Canada" and it's correct.

    • @chenilletueuse1
      @chenilletueuse1 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, and he didn't say that Bublé was our biggest popstar... Céline is gonna be upset.

    • @gabes80
      @gabes80 4 года назад

      Not original, but still funny.

    • @kellymcnaught39
      @kellymcnaught39 4 года назад +2

      Other way bro

    • @LordBledisloe
      @LordBledisloe 4 года назад +9

      I agree. Sorry USA, I prefer Canada in many ways.

    • @TheTardisDreamer
      @TheTardisDreamer 4 года назад +11

      Excuse me! Australia isn't perfect but we're sure as heck better than America *shivers*

  • @Kathyinframe
    @Kathyinframe 4 года назад +36

    I am currently living in New Zealand and I feel so blessed to be in a country with almost no active cases. It feels so weird to be feeling free while the whole rest of the world is shut down. Last weekend I came back from a road trip and went partying. Next week I'll do lots of photoshoots. Everywhere else in the world this wouldn't be possible. I am so grateful. In February I need to go back to my home country Germany where covid is spreading like crazy everything will be different from then.....

    • @Jesperjan17
      @Jesperjan17 3 года назад +4

      So just to be clear, is NZ still like a normal country? Like can you go to cafes, festivals with friends, go to movies,restaurants etc? If so, i wanna move there lol

    • @Jesperjan17
      @Jesperjan17 3 года назад +1

      @@tamamalosi Take me with you!!! Awesome btw!

    • @Jesperjan17
      @Jesperjan17 3 года назад +1

      @@tamamalosi I hope so, i miss the good old normal stuff like eating out or going out with family and friends!

  • @jameslittlewood7663
    @jameslittlewood7663 4 года назад +16

    This American guy turned up at this party here in Auckland on Friday fresh out of quarantine and was like “hug? hug? anyone wanna hug?”. Poor guy was kind of shell shocked it’d been so long.

  • @MisterMosfet
    @MisterMosfet 4 года назад +550

    New Zealand does not actually exist, so dont even bother trying to find us...

    • @rwags6848
      @rwags6848 3 года назад +10

      Agreed. Middle Earth never felt so comfortable.

    • @robertalexander5345
      @robertalexander5345 3 года назад +1

      We in the southern hemisfear next to australia our neighbors

    • @jeringatai3156
      @jeringatai3156 3 года назад +3

      @@robertalexander5345 no. Theres nothing there but covid.

    • @robertalexander5345
      @robertalexander5345 3 года назад

      U don't look hard never herd of Aotearoa bro we a head of time uz behind we are not on lockdown uzwe know cuzie

    • @rvpstudioscanada3991
      @rvpstudioscanada3991 3 года назад +3

      LOL!
      Isn't that guy from the Amazing Race from New Zealand???
      Same with Xena??

  • @mattjohnston2
    @mattjohnston2 4 года назад +15

    There would've been no shame if he'd ended the segment with letting Chris take that jump. That's a *_huge_* thing to do for anyone legit afraid of heights! I think Stephen deserves some actual acknowledgement for that!

  • @mattrodgers4878
    @mattrodgers4878 4 года назад +195

    “Im not a huge fan of heights”
    “Or drops”.
    You know the old saying, it’s not the fall that hurts, it’s the sudden stop.

    • @Munkenba
      @Munkenba 4 года назад +5

      Yeah you know they say you can actually do the jump without the bungee even, but only once.

    • @PL-fh8cz
      @PL-fh8cz 4 года назад

      It's not the height or the drop that will kill you. It's the hard stop at the end.

  • @angelpryor6978
    @angelpryor6978 4 года назад +104

    As an American that moved to NZ almost 2 years ago, I feel so lucky to be here! I am saddened by what is going on back in America. #CAROLINAKIWI

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 4 года назад +6

      "An American who" darling. Kia kaha sis.

    • @tuckerbugeater
      @tuckerbugeater 4 года назад +1

      Stay there.

    • @angelpryor6978
      @angelpryor6978 4 года назад +9

      @@tuckerbugeater I plan to

    • @hialmiky3295
      @hialmiky3295 4 года назад

      Idk why but that hashtag is making me mad.. like your either Kiwi or another country lmao not both combined

    • @mr.m2659
      @mr.m2659 4 года назад +5

      @@tuckerbugeater we're all globalists down here coming to take your guns and force vaccines on you that calcify your pineal gland....🤭😂😂😂

  • @andybrown7311
    @andybrown7311 4 года назад +17

    please dont tell anyone else about our little slice of paradise. Love you stephen!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 года назад +99

    Civic cooperation for the common good...
    What a great idea!

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 4 года назад +18

    Love New Zealand! Hope to visit there someday ☺️

  • @katherinemeara942
    @katherinemeara942 4 года назад +12

    greetings from New Zealand. I hugged someone today as a matter of fact.

  • @Mario-ly8jz
    @Mario-ly8jz 4 года назад +8

    Stephen I gotta say I just lived that moment with you!! I'm sweating, my heart is pounding, I'm out of breath somehow. Yeah I'm really afraid of heights!

  • @TumiMatheba
    @TumiMatheba 4 года назад +13

    I hope to one day love something as much as Stephen loves New Zealand.

  • @DavidSmith-wr5sj
    @DavidSmith-wr5sj 4 года назад +22

    "A Whitehouse Christmas party" Holy hell. That was amazing.

  • @michaelgarrett45
    @michaelgarrett45 4 года назад +8

    Having done Airborne training, I have mad respect for Stephen.
    Jumping takes only one moment of courage, but it is one hell of a moment. Well done.

    • @tortron
      @tortron 4 года назад

      jumping out a plane is a totally different experience than off a bridge. The grounds so far away (or should be lol) that its hard to process as falling. But when the ground is coming at you real fast its a totally different feel

  • @nazuniral9315
    @nazuniral9315 4 года назад +11

    Kia Ora Stephen! You're always welcome in Aotearoa/New Zealand! Kia Kaha!

  • @sk8edits3
    @sk8edits3 4 года назад +165

    Who else is a kiwi and laughed when he said Kia Ora lmfao

    • @Red_the_Mage
      @Red_the_Mage 3 года назад +2

      That killed me 😂

    • @not.gracey
      @not.gracey 3 года назад +3

      Yup lol but definitely could’ve been worse I reckon 😂

    • @tylahoc9271
      @tylahoc9271 3 года назад +2

      It was cute lol

    • @rickoliver2059
      @rickoliver2059 3 года назад +4

      It was pretty good for a first timer .

    • @taicollier6388
      @taicollier6388 3 года назад +4

      It makes me appreciate my Māori culture even more when our religion is spread around the world. I think it's a beautiful thing when people whom are not of New Zealand decent speak our native tongue. Tino ataahua korero 🙏🏾❤🙏🏾

  • @ameliaretter8120
    @ameliaretter8120 4 года назад +37

    So proud to be a kiwi! Plus Jacinda's brilliant pandemic response got her re-elected with a straight out majority for her party in our Parliament, which hasn't happened since we changed our electoral system to mixed member proportional in 1993

    • @LeeBee-hs6mj
      @LeeBee-hs6mj 4 года назад +6

      Fellow Kiwi here. I am pleased that Labour got in again, now I really, really hope that Jacinda and her government pull out all the stops to address NZ's big, big problems: housing (that's a big one); child poverty; improving the healthcare system, esspecially mental health; child poverty; child protection; justice/prison reform. Aotearoa has a lot going for it and I'm glad to be here, but there is much work to do.

    • @ameliaretter8120
      @ameliaretter8120 4 года назад +5

      @@LeeBee-hs6mj absolutely! Would love to own a house before I’m 936 years old

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад

      Officially MMP was introduced in 1996.
      But I can understand your confusion. 1993 felt a lot like an MMP election. ;)

    • @ameliaretter8120
      @ameliaretter8120 4 года назад +2

      @@lawrencedoliveiro9104 I’m not confused. It was changed by referendum in 1993, as my comment says. But you’re right that the first election using it was 1996

    • @ElmoBiotech
      @ElmoBiotech 4 года назад +1

      It would be nice to vote for people who did a great job vs. against people who are not.

  • @karmageddon9856
    @karmageddon9856 4 года назад +418

    N.Zs covid response:
    "Go Hard & Go Early"
    T****s covid response:
    "Be Late & Be Flaccid"

    • @TheExvangelicalCat
      @TheExvangelicalCat 4 года назад +16

      I mean that is his usual response

    • @peterandrews4866
      @peterandrews4866 4 года назад +11

      @Karma Geddon.... coincidentally that was also his response with Stormy Daniels

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 4 года назад +4

      @@TheExvangelicalCat yeh, that's what I was going to say too, that's how he responds to everything! Add lazy in there too!

    • @paulpolpiboon9535
      @paulpolpiboon9535 4 года назад +4

      Who's T*****?
      Do you really think trump is gonna go after you? A commentator on youtube? "Shh! Never say Voldemort's name aloud!"

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 4 года назад +1

      ​@@paulpolpiboon9535 youtube does. People who upset the site get phantom botted for using various keywords & trump's one of them, so they probably had to cencore themselves for the post not to vanish.
      Try it yourself if you like, say his name, country's name & an insult all in one sentence & watch your post go p****

  • @Matty80822
    @Matty80822 4 года назад +7

    she is a serious role model to people in general

  • @gemelwalters2942
    @gemelwalters2942 4 года назад +71

    A lot of it has to do with the people as Stephen rightly says. Concern for your community instead of just you and your comfort. It's sad that so many Americans who are usually the loudest, claiming to be patriotic, can't bring themselves to do something as simple as look out for each other by wearing a mask or practicing social distancing.

    • @TheIdahogrl
      @TheIdahogrl 4 года назад +1

      I am an American and disgusted with my fellow Americans.

    • @richsage3235
      @richsage3235 4 года назад +1

      We have a saying down here, that "we're a team of 5 million "

    • @Crypt_AU
      @Crypt_AU 4 года назад +3

      True patriotism is staying home for the greater good. Not driving around with a gun and a flag complaining about your rights being taken away.

    • @samjames8690
      @samjames8690 4 года назад +2

      1940s thousands upon thousands of people sacrificing their lives in a world war to protect the freedoms of others.
      2020: Can’t wear a mask to protect others because it’s too hard

  • @vicj2141
    @vicj2141 4 года назад +48

    "Civic cooperation for the common good." That says it all.

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 4 года назад +3

      American Republican reads: "Socialism" or "Leftist Commie Liberal."

    • @vicj2141
      @vicj2141 4 года назад +2

      @@Longtack55 It would be good if socialism starts getting a new connotation, based on what truly prosperous countries are doing, and not based on the McCarthy era fear.

  • @neilweir-smith8228
    @neilweir-smith8228 4 года назад +2

    I moved my family to NZ a few years ago and was very happy I did so. Then covid happened and I became VERY VERY VERY happy I did it. Absolutely love it here and wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

  • @Kiwifliesthecoop1
    @Kiwifliesthecoop1 4 года назад +6

    Kiwi here thanks for the shout out Steven! And bravo facing your fear, I feel the same way about heights and don't know if I could have done that!!!

  • @wgoulding
    @wgoulding 4 года назад +33

    Currently watching the cricket game in New Zealand vs the West Indies on TV. Wish I could be there, sitting on the hill bank in the sun.

    • @hakaboy6924
      @hakaboy6924 4 года назад +1

      My wife’s Bajan, she went to that game

  • @sea8bass
    @sea8bass 4 года назад +1

    As a Canadian family who lived in Shotover Country, about 10 minutes away from that AJ Hackett bungee bridge, we loved our Kiwi brethren so much and this brings back such amazing memories.

  • @GrowingUpWithoutBorders
    @GrowingUpWithoutBorders 4 года назад +12

    You're 💯 about New Zealand! That's why we are so lucky to have come here just before the pandemic hit. We're living a Covid free life and it feels like we've escaped the Coronavirus. Can't wait to share all our videos we've filmed from the top to the bottom of NZ. Love this country!!! 🇳🇿❤️🙌

  • @Bwaatiss
    @Bwaatiss 4 года назад +411

    "Lockdowns and masks won't stop the virus from spreading!"
    *New Zealand:* Hold my Rugby ball...

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser 4 года назад +5

      To be fair, New Zealand took ages to get onto the whole "masks are a good idea" thing. But that was due to initial supply shortages and them being a bit redundant with the lockdown, and then it looked like we had it entirely beaten so they wouldn't be needed. A couple of near misses later and they're now mandatory on public transportation, if I remember rightly.

    • @Bwaatiss
      @Bwaatiss 4 года назад +14

      @@laurencefraser I would kill to be in NZ. We have crowds of people and actual businesses/restaurants protesting our lockdowns. Though the blame isn't entirely on them, they're desperate since our govt. only gave us one payment of financial help during lockdowns and it's been 10 months since they approved a new one, and they're still fighting/debating on when the next one will come, so everyone is losing their homes, cars, and being forced to go to food shelters, etc,
      This is in the U.S., greatest freakin' country in the world over here.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 4 года назад +5

      @@Bwaatiss Not greatest by size, population or industrial production. Russia has the size, China or India the population, China the industrial production.

    • @linden5165
      @linden5165 4 года назад +19

      @@laurencefraser yeah, we kind of skipped the mask thing as our lockdown was so effective. They're compulsory for air travel, compulsory (but not enforced) for public transport. But you don't see many people wearing them now, and only a few when we were at higher alert levels. We also crushed our flu season with cases down 99.8%

    • @maribelcaudillo258
      @maribelcaudillo258 4 года назад +1

      lol

  • @brittanyyeatman-brady9001
    @brittanyyeatman-brady9001 4 года назад +2

    what a lovely love letter to New Zealand

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 4 года назад +31

    Who needs hugs when you can put on a hoodie straight out of the dryer and close your eyes to enjoy it.
    Please help me.
    **hug** 😉

    • @mindyshively4947
      @mindyshively4947 4 года назад +1

      😂💔😞

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 4 года назад

      @Sassy Sarina **hug** 😛
      All corona quarantine complaining aside, the warm hoodie out of the dryer is the highlight of doing the laundry. 😉

  • @robboltwood
    @robboltwood 4 года назад +18

    Hi from New Zealand. It is pretty choice here right now.

  • @katet5116
    @katet5116 3 года назад +39

    You should of talked about Ashley Bloomfield. He made lockdown so much better.

  • @erickborling1302
    @erickborling1302 4 года назад +43

    Three days ago NZ PM JA wept for a 22 of her countrymen who died in a volcanic eruption last year. While TrumPublicans twisted the knife. My unrequited love ran off there in March. The jealousy has been killing me.

    • @Hellknight27
      @Hellknight27 4 года назад +1

      Only two of those were kiwis by the way, the rest were Australian and American tourists. I had Facebook do a friend recommendation for one of the deceased on the anniversary... as one of my cousins in Oz was friends with her, and people were posting on her page for it (her mother also died with her).

  • @edhdecktech1733
    @edhdecktech1733 4 года назад +188

    Wow, Almost no trump talk. I remember when late night tv was like this... fun and adventurous. I like it!! Good job

    • @robbiebunge859
      @robbiebunge859 4 года назад +9

      Try not to mention his name at all, it'll make him irrelevant

    • @chibifma
      @chibifma 4 года назад +5

      I think (and hope) we can get used to more of this in the near future thankfully.

    • @Paul.......
      @Paul....... 4 года назад

      @@robbiebunge859 LOLL uh 70 mill + people voted for him FEVEROUSLY. he's not becoming irrelevant anytime soon unfortunately.

    • @YT-po2vp
      @YT-po2vp 4 года назад +1

      No trump talk? Were you even listening? Who do you think he was talking about that failed america by spreading covid? Duh!

    • @chibifma
      @chibifma 4 года назад +5

      @@YT-po2vp thats why they said almost no trump talk :)

  • @Chaz.hands.
    @Chaz.hands. 4 года назад

    What a wonderful moment. Love that Colbert can bring such joy to the world when life can feel hopeless at times.

  • @jellybellytelly
    @jellybellytelly 4 года назад +91

    As an Australian, I'm deeply hurt and jealous over this segment, but also can't argue. NZ is better.

    • @mikew506
      @mikew506 4 года назад +8

      You cannot be an Australian !!

    • @jellybellytelly
      @jellybellytelly 4 года назад +8

      @@mikew506 look I'm not gonna say it to your face or anything...😂

    • @suzanner8473
      @suzanner8473 4 года назад +3

      lol thanks Ange! Loved it! Thank you for being the one Aussie on here who's had the courtesy/decency/respectfulness (not sure what the appropriate word is!) to say that instead of trying to steal our thunder over this by saying "Oh but Australia's done really well too!" #ANZACsRule :-) Stay safe & well out there!

    • @snapdragon9300
      @snapdragon9300 4 года назад +3

      Well half my family have joint citizenship in oz. And we can do trans tasman travel now. Isnt that cool?

    • @jellybellytelly
      @jellybellytelly 4 года назад +1

      @@snapdragon9300 I think it's planned but not allowed just yet. Definitely looking forward to being reunited though! Get ready for an influx of Aussies. We are busting to get out of the country for holidays again!

  • @lenthuts1716
    @lenthuts1716 4 года назад +61

    🥰🇳🇿 🐑 🐄 life is almost back to normal here that watching news from other countries feels like we’re on another planet.

    • @Daniel-yy5tx
      @Daniel-yy5tx 4 года назад +5

      Got the same feeling here in Taiwan. I was talking to friends in the States about reusable shopping bags, and they said, "Oh yeah, we'll be allowed to use those again in January or February maybe." smh

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 4 года назад +4

      I boy, I am so, so envious. I'm lucky to live in a European country that more or less got a grip on it, but we have our share of "it's not a real pandemic without dead bodies piling up on the streets, masks cut off your oxygen supply, ..." idiots and it's driving me bloody nuts.
      NZ can really be proud, not just on having a competent, conscientious Prime Minister but also on being smart enough to work _with_ her, not expect the government to solve a problem on their own while the population leans back and complains.

    • @lenthuts1716
      @lenthuts1716 4 года назад +5

      @@Julia-lk8jn I remember at the start of the pandemic, the opposition parties stood by the Prime Minister. In hindsight, it helped a lot on communicating the importance of the steps we were about to take. I reckon other countries can take a page out of this as well.
      Anyhow, there’s light at the end of the tunnel. Here’s hoping 2021 will be much kinder to everyone. Sending💕 to everyone.

    • @nathanadler8316
      @nathanadler8316 4 года назад +2

      Just need a meat pie emoji to complete the set

    • @mr.m2659
      @mr.m2659 4 года назад

      @Wild Bill just the way we want it 👍

  • @roisgracia2662
    @roisgracia2662 3 года назад +6

    You saying Kia ora was the cutest thing I've seen all day

  • @mindyshively4947
    @mindyshively4947 4 года назад +12

    I wanna live where I can hug people😞💔

  • @philgan9911
    @philgan9911 4 года назад +88

    I share the same physiological responses when facing heights.

    • @tpot2003
      @tpot2003 4 года назад +8

      They couldn’t have gotten me up to the bridge. I would have bit someone.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 4 года назад +3

      @@tpot2003 I'm terrified of heights! I'm with you, I would never even walk out on a bridge like that! I think I would have a heart attack and died before they were done strapping the bungee, no jump required

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад +3

      I'm not bothered by heights if I feel safe. Like... heights don't scare me, the feeling I could fall is what makes me uncomfortable.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 4 года назад +3

      @@Richard_Nickerson My dad used to say, "It's not the fall, it's the sudden stop at the end that concerns me."

  • @sciencenate
    @sciencenate 4 года назад +24

    The guy Steven told “don’t push me” saw his career flash before his eyes

  • @racheljamieson6617
    @racheljamieson6617 4 года назад +5

    I'm a Canadian living in NZ that's been a perm resident for 13-14 odd years. Ppl compare them alot now but when I moved here they were only known for where LOTR was filmed. I didn't know when my fam moved here that ppl consider NZ similar to Canada. I'm glad I'm in NZ during this time.

  • @JulioTijuana01
    @JulioTijuana01 4 года назад +15

    i think this one of those cases when the phrase: "Do or do not, there is no try" applies perfectly.

  • @imrabeenadeem2
    @imrabeenadeem2 4 года назад +3

    So glad to be a New Zealander in this tough time ❤ 🇳🇿 ❤

  • @starkolurodon
    @starkolurodon 4 года назад +7

    I love how Stephen needed physical comfort. that dude should have hugged him back.

  • @LiveInSydney
    @LiveInSydney 4 года назад +20

    Let’s not forget us in Australia! Total deaths 908... about 3 cases a day! It’s all about working together and not as individuals and following leadership rules.

    • @jeremyelliot4831
      @jeremyelliot4831 4 года назад +2

      you're doing well mate

    • @LiveInSydney
      @LiveInSydney 4 года назад +1

      @@jeremyelliot4831 I wish America was doing better

    • @foxxy2583
      @foxxy2583 4 года назад

      *0 cases. It's all in HQ quarantine now. We're on track to eliminating it by new years.

  • @FO_Biggles
    @FO_Biggles 4 года назад +1

    You were very graceful in your jump, Stephen. Well Done!

  • @sea4cathy
    @sea4cathy 4 года назад +37

    From NZ. Kia Kaha. Arohanui. (Stay strong and much love) And... WOOHOOO BIDEN! CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA 🇺🇸 👏 💙

    • @sea4cathy
      @sea4cathy 4 года назад +5

      @@rkim2214 Summer is here. From the winterless north!

    • @taniac1860
      @taniac1860 4 года назад

      @@rkim2214 you should be down at the basin 🇳🇿

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад +3

      Politically, Biden is probably not too far off .. the NZ National Party, maybe? Their Democrats have “progressive” members (like Bernie Sanders, AOC etc) who are probably closer to our Labour Party, but it seems Biden is not giving them much voice.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 4 года назад +155

    Colbert: New Zealand Parody 2019
    Everyone: Those good Ol' TIMES

  • @ihmhusu1
    @ihmhusu1 4 года назад +2

    Thank you Stephen, that was a relaxing, fun show to watch. And New Zealand's PM is adorable, how she can handle BIG problems... thank you so much for sharing your adorable memories!

  • @mcteethinator
    @mcteethinator 4 года назад +15

    I gotta say, 2020 has been a wild year to be a dual US-NZ citizen

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 года назад +7

      I hope that you're in New Zealand only because you're better off there at the moment than you would be in the US.

    • @mcteethinator
      @mcteethinator 4 года назад +9

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 yep! I haven't spent a lot of time in the US, my dad was just an expat. But as a citizen I do try to keep engaged in whats going on there, I vote in the US elections and file my taxes. There are some things I like better about the US but overall NZ is the better place to live.

    • @desired117
      @desired117 4 года назад +1

      @@mcteethinator I'm curious what are those things you like better?

    • @mcteethinator
      @mcteethinator 4 года назад +3

      ​@@desired117 Lots of reasons - long comment incoming.
      The US has a lower homelessness rate than NZ, lower house prices overall while NZ has Cali-tier house prices for worse houses (moldy/uninsulated/etc). Average house price in NZ is like 7x than of the US. I bring that up first cos I'm househunting. It's a big reason why 1 in 5 NZers were overseas before COVID.
      For a developed first world country we have very high incarceration rates (outside of the US), and the majority of those in prison are indigenous, which is not a great look. We like to ignore stuff like that to show a progressive image abroad.
      Our cost of living is quite high due to our geographic isolation from major trade routes. We have a lot of the same problems as Hawaii in that regard. After returning I was like "they charge how much for a zucchini???", etc. Even dairy is expensive here, and its one of our major industries.
      Even though I think the average NZer is more intelligent than the average American due to our education system, NZers tend to be very apathetic about our domestic problems cos "oh Australia / US / UK has x y z worse". I think the predominant NZ European culture (or "Pakeha" as we call ourselves) is a very passionless, conformist culture - in fact there was even a book written about this in the 1970s "The Passionless People". Also look up "tall-poppy syndrome". We're like if British cuisine were a person. I like how passionate Americans get, even when they're wrong - because a lot can get done when they're right. NZers have a ho-hum laidback "she'll be right mate" attitude. Which can be cool sometimes but I generally find it irritating.
      How small the country means our economy is not particularly diverse so if you don't wanna work in a super basic field like tourism, agriculture/farming, real estate, finance, accounting, etc you really need to go overseas, which not everyone is able to do. I ran into this problem myself and had to move to Australia, where I didn't have a social safety net (beyond good healthcare/education). This screwed me when COVID hit.
      In the US I really like how big it is so you have lots of career options - if a city isn't working out for you, you can go to hundreds of other cities/towns if you can afford it and not be quite as vulnerable as being an NZer in a foreign country. While in NZ, if you wanna stay in the country and want to be in a large 1mil+ pop city, Auckland's your only choice, and that city has a lot of issues re: urban planning, housing market, public transport, etc. It's like if LA was on a Seattle-style isthmus. Wellington and Christchurch are "cities" by NZ standards but not really by international standards, imo.
      I've always dreamed of using my citizenship to spend more time in the US, exploring the vast country/landscape/history. But right now in this global political climate, NZ is preferable - NZ has an EXTREMELY moderate, centrist, fact-based political culture (I'm more of a socialist/greenie type) and I can't really imagine it falling to fascism like I can see happening with a lot of other countries right now. And class divides aren't as strong here. If you wanna emigrate to NZ to escape all the hyper-partisan apocalyptic BS, I'd recommend it but it could get boring/frustrating how 24/7 100% chill it is, and like any country it has social problems.
      I have some frustrations with NZ compared to Australia - Australia has a way better public healthcare system, for example. But the US is far worse than NZ in regards to that. LMAO

  • @tania2897
    @tania2897 4 года назад +28

    "I got this clutching feeling in my groin- not the good kind." 😆

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 4 года назад

      I'm sitting here trying to come up with some kind of incentive that would make me bungee jump, or anything like that...I got nothing.

  • @TheOriginalDeckBoy
    @TheOriginalDeckBoy 4 года назад

    Hands down bravest thing ever there for a guy scared of heights! You're a bloody Legend Stephen Colbert!

  • @jazzx251
    @jazzx251 4 года назад +7

    I love Stephen's exploration of New Zealand - a true paradise on Earth, with real estate prices to match! (OUCH!)
    EVERYBODY wants to move to New Zealand - an extremely beautiful country, with an extremely beautiful leader - but, unfortunately, there isn't room for 7 billion people!
    Looking forward to the rest of this series.

    • @saritshull3909
      @saritshull3909 4 года назад +1

      I for one fully support any attempts made by the current NZ government at world domination.
      But please can you start with South Africa first.

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 4 года назад +1

      @@saritshull3909 Youse have been responsible for a brand new strain of the virus - you need Jacinda Ardern to sort you out RIGHT NOW!

    • @saritshull3909
      @saritshull3909 4 года назад

      @@jazzx251 ikr 😅

  • @kmc3851
    @kmc3851 4 года назад +162

    Maybe Jacinda Arden should be time person of the year

    • @juliejay5436
      @juliejay5436 4 года назад +4

      You mean, of the century!😎

    • @ianw0ng
      @ianw0ng 4 года назад +5

      exactly. she's too good for "of the year".

    • @ksdtsubfil6840
      @ksdtsubfil6840 4 года назад +3

      NOOO! I don't want her to be associated with this crap year. How about Rudy Giuliani instead?

    • @patrickvanrinsvelt4466
      @patrickvanrinsvelt4466 4 года назад +6

      She had been close to getting the Nobel prize twice now.

    • @NZStarlight
      @NZStarlight 4 года назад +3

      I was really surprised to not see her in their short-list of 4. Thought they'd give it to "the essential worker" though.

  • @carabarnes1254
    @carabarnes1254 4 года назад +18

    This video made me feel like a proud kiwi.

  • @Enidris
    @Enidris 4 года назад +60

    I actually went "awww" when the sounds of the women in the crowd was played 😂😂😂

    • @moodybassist
      @moodybassist 4 года назад +4

      i went "aww" when i read this comment

    • @Enidris
      @Enidris 4 года назад +2

      @@moodybassist 😂😂😂

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 4 года назад +1

      Evie giggling still beats sitcom sounds.

    • @Enidris
      @Enidris 4 года назад

      @@kenbrown2808 Agreed!!

  • @zanizone3617
    @zanizone3617 4 года назад +133

    I think when this whole thing ends, New Zealand is going to be absolutely swarmed by tourists. I wanted to go even before the pandemic. Now I just HAVE to.

    • @commonsense6702
      @commonsense6702 4 года назад +13

      Looking forward to your visit, work your way down the country, North Island then down to the South Island, plz don't forget the West Coast of the South Island.

    • @zanizone3617
      @zanizone3617 4 года назад +3

      @Minami Uchida I understand what you mean. In my country too the tourist hotspots are almost unrecognizable without the usual crowds. Unfortunately, given the restrictions we have, even the residents cannot really enjoy this nice change of pace. I'm glad that you guys at least have that silver lining.

    • @zanizone3617
      @zanizone3617 4 года назад +2

      @@commonsense6702 I think I need to do some research. Right now it is a bit too depressing, though. Because if I start planning I'll start also thinking how long it will take before I can actually go.
      Anyway, thanks for your welcome and kind suggestions. If I may, is it there any specific spot I should absolutely not miss, in your opinion?

    • @hialmiky3295
      @hialmiky3295 4 года назад

      Please go to Wellington they are very sad bc tourists tend to not go there 😢

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 4 года назад +7

      @@hialmiky3295 I live in Welly, and obvs you've never been down on lambton Quay when there's a cruise ship in town. We're just fine without tourists thanks :)

  • @ayjayahmed
    @ayjayahmed 4 года назад +37

    "...amongst giant squid."
    *shows a cuttlefish*

  • @henryairconcepts2999
    @henryairconcepts2999 4 года назад +263

    I’m sorry if your current president and is a certified dimwit, America. Love from Auckland

    • @sw9618
      @sw9618 4 года назад +17

      We know. But he'll be out of office soon!

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie 4 года назад +37

      Calling him a dimwit is a compliment that implies that he has wit.

    • @sw9618
      @sw9618 4 года назад +14

      @@Anne--Marie Good point.

    • @zoepaulastrassfield2664
      @zoepaulastrassfield2664 4 года назад +9

      I hope you guys get to keep the America’s Cup, you deserve it.

    • @lulunz6809
      @lulunz6809 4 года назад +5

      @@zoepaulastrassfield2664 Take care over there.

  • @louiseobrien2010
    @louiseobrien2010 4 года назад +30

    People in Australia and New Zealand are living normal lives because we have beaten the pandemic.

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser 4 года назад +1

      Eeh... Well, mostly. It hasn't quite admitted defeat yet, for all that it's been driven off. Keeps trying to get back in.

    • @shootingskelly17
      @shootingskelly17 4 года назад +3

      Ikr. I wonder what it's like to not be able to go to sporting games.
      Nah jk, but it's true that Australia and NZ are having large events again 😃😃

    • @bombelz
      @bombelz 4 года назад

      Having no borders might be an advantage there

    • @bombelz
      @bombelz 4 года назад +1

      @Violet you dont know that, in Europe most people follow strict rules as well - the borders seem a little more obvious

  • @t.p.w.6343
    @t.p.w.6343 4 года назад +11

    I almost passed out - in a safety of my couch - just watching him shuffling to the edge of that abyss.

  • @Eidlones
    @Eidlones 4 года назад +203

    The giant squid joke makes my idiot mind sad, since that's clearly a cuttlefish.

    • @bishopvida
      @bishopvida 4 года назад +10

      i too instantly noticed the cuttlefish

    • @rarajiboo
      @rarajiboo 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @somerandomnification
      @somerandomnification 4 года назад +23

      Definitely a cuttlefish. Everyone knows squid don't wear masks.

    • @lucasaquarium6342
      @lucasaquarium6342 4 года назад +3

      Not a squid. Thats a cuttlefish

    • @advasquez
      @advasquez 4 года назад +2

      I feel this and am glad I'm not the only one

  • @LawNerdAmber
    @LawNerdAmber 4 года назад +5

    Thank you for the Friday surprise, Stephen!

  • @Dispatern
    @Dispatern 4 года назад

    Wow, the jump was brave! Well done, Mr. Colbert. Overcoming our fears is a big step.

  • @whiteowl4097
    @whiteowl4097 4 года назад +5

    New Zealand is THE most socially aware and intelligent Nation on the planet. They are the only nation that beat the virus without the vaccine. How absolutely freaking awesome is that? We can ALL learn alot from this amazing country. They deserve our respect and admiration.

  • @tonirivera3693
    @tonirivera3693 4 года назад +6

    I love Colbert in real life. His human, anxious, serious side. What a guy 😍