I have 62 days today clean and sober from alcohol and cocaine, these videos remind me I can have a good laugh without drugs and alcohol. Been watching you for years and glad you're back, appreciate your content now more than ever.
Congratulations my friend! 2,746 days sober myself. It's hard work, but the end result is absolutely worth it! We are all proud of you, keep it up. I will not drink today.
Dude, your bro is a great contrast to your character in this. You didn't become the same guy, and still felt in the same Gambino Bro theme. Effin gold, man.
"I wanna watch that part again, where he slowly smashes his nose, and his voice gradually gets more nasally, lolol" *watches entire video 8 more times*
So effortlessly funny. Guy- you just ARE funny, regardless of the script. You bullshitting is funnier than Ferrell's last 12 movies (i kinda liked the 1st Daddy's Home fuck you). Please post every millisecond of content you can. We've really missed you. Thank you.
"Your breath smells like bell peppers" "My breath smells like cigarettes and butthole" Been watching LA Turtle for years, and this dude keep making the best shit ever! Top favorite is Kid Rock smoking Mcdonalds! Luv u dude!
Unreleased Sopranos episode
Bro I fucking missed you and all your moves.
There were no moves.
His moves were weak
@@ninjamuffin289 naw.. his mom's moves were weak.
@@amesbrice She's not his mom
@@RahmaanPhillip They found him, in a park, on a swing set…He was taped to it
Missed u broooo
CHERDLEYS??
It’s soo good to see Evan happy, healthy and enjoying life again. Keep it up bud, we’re all rooting for you.
100%
What happened to him
@@Michael20 His moves were a little weak, but now he is fully adopted.
I have 62 days today clean and sober from alcohol and cocaine, these videos remind me I can have a good laugh without drugs and alcohol. Been watching you for years and glad you're back, appreciate your content now more than ever.
Congratulations my friend! 2,746 days sober myself. It's hard work, but the end result is absolutely worth it! We are all proud of you, keep it up. I will not drink today.
That dude needs a medal for enduring that thorough snout violation without so much as cracking a smirk
“You know what expectations lead to.. getting ya head cracked open..
Like a maraschino.”
Respect to the guy for keeping a straight face.
Especially when he starts getting his nose deeply and thoroughly violated. Not even a smirk. Impressive
Hilarious as always Evan… but holy hell, that other dude keepin a straight face is beyond comical! Just brilliant!
Sober living breeds some of the best moments.. and babies. Them little maraschino's too
"...you get what I'm sayin'?"
*audible breathing*
"I'm never gonna tell you about the marachinos..."
Idk why, but this delivery kills me, lol
Dude, your bro is a great contrast to your character in this. You didn't become the same guy, and still felt in the same Gambino Bro theme.
Effin gold, man.
Yeah bro. He needs more videos with that extra dudes. They work well together!
Merry Shino everyone! Merry Sheeeno to all !!
"We wish you a Merry Sheeno, we wish you a Merry Sheeno! We wish you a Merry Sheenoooooo!"
@@alexanderkruszewski7306 And a pepper cranbeer!
I loved the part where L.A Tortoise told him to go handle his peppers
Every single time I hear or say maraschino I think of the sketch and have to come watch it again, to see them talk about the maraschinos
Every time you guys ALMOST smile, I fuckin lose it
Pure excellence. Makes my day!
Mark whalburgers brain work like this
This literally sounds like a walburgers episode
Back in the day this would spread out over like 15 vines.
I missed thiss! You are brilliant!
The king has returned.
“Go handle your peppers.” - quote of the century
This video is so underrated.
The pointer to the marachino was hilarious 😄
"I wanna watch that part again, where he slowly smashes his nose, and his voice gradually gets more nasally, lolol"
*watches entire video 8 more times*
Glad to see you back making silly videos ❤
I got Mahk Walbehrg on the phone, he loves this script!
Dude this, but make it 3 hours long.
Y'all are HILARIOUS‼️🤣🤣🤣
So effortlessly funny.
Guy- you just ARE funny, regardless of the script. You bullshitting is funnier than Ferrell's last 12 movies (i kinda liked the 1st Daddy's Home fuck you).
Please post every millisecond of content you can. We've really missed you.
Thank you.
"You lucky I got a brim on this hat or I'd be kissing you right on the mouth"
when you roll a natural 20 on intimidation
Please do a collab with Joel Haver, it would be do good! So glad your back, hope all is good.
_Psst. Hey. Over here.. I’ll tell ya ‘bout the maraschinos, and the marachinos. Ya gotta keep it secret though or theys will be comin’ for ya_
Peppers are burnin' 🔥
Glad to see you making videoes again, you go man!
gotta respect the marachino on the bell peppers man, it’s a fam secret
This zhit is so funny. I blue toothed it to my truck so i could listen to it on the road 😄
When you've watched one episode of the sopranos
Love your comedy. I'll always watch. Have a good one
Just keeps getting weirder 🤣
also, I missed you
"Your breath smells like bell peppers"
"My breath smells like cigarettes and butthole"
Been watching LA Turtle for years, and this dude keep making the best shit ever! Top favorite is Kid Rock smoking Mcdonalds! Luv u dude!
Welcome back brother! I'll smoke some mcdonalds for you later after I tell my mom how great I feel becuase you are back!
Lmao we missed you dude , glad you're back !!!!!
Love you so much bro omfg🤣 he’s baaaackkkkkkkkk
Welcome back! Finally, someone to smoke McDonalds with again.
This is beyond impressive considering that they memorized over 3 minutes of a hard to memorize script without cracking a smile.
Thank goodness, actual content on RUclips again.
How many roommates does this maraschino have??
I am still unaware of the first thing about the gambino family marachino dynasty and i will not sleep until i find out
Budget Joel Haver. Love it.
Love that ur posting again, always brightens my day
Yaaaaaayy!! Welcome back buddy
I still wanna know what a marachino is
Right where he left off. This is fucking great
I don’t even know what a marachino is but that was hilarious
It’s a type of cherry
Don’t let him talk about your marachinos that way.. haha! Great video.
Keep it up Evan! We're rooting for you :)
Fuckin funny dude I can't hold it
Bro, fucking brilliant 😂
So incredibly happy to see you back
More of whatever this is please
Duuude where have ya been?
Somehow reminds me of RvB when Church is discussing the word "shizno" with the computer
I'd love to see a collab with Joel Haver.
Fuckin soo goood, absolutely buzzing every time you upload!
Ur videos never disappoint
I can't tell if they're mobsters or Jewish moms
😂😂😂
Can u do a
Dying 3??
you've multiplied. Must be coming from all that hops you've been smoking
Is this a deleted scene from The Irishman
heartwarming honestly
Bro I’m so glad you’re back
bruhhh the bell peppas fuckan burnin fah shewa gaht daymit
10/10
LOVE YOU EVAN! stoked to see you back at it. Better check those peppers
glad to see you back you absolute legend 💖💗💓💞💗💖💗💓💖
Oh shit LA Turtle is back!
Today is a great day :)
ahhh this is like vines turtle. love it!
Good to see you back brother
I'm going to tell my kids this is Evan Breen.
I missed this shit. Keep it up!
Am I high or is the guy that's not Evan luesicks 44th disciple grime step mogwa beat boxer?
Hey man , just wanted to say I hope you're still going strong without alcool , much love and one day at a time
Dude, you're fucking amazing and i'm so proud of you for getting past the problems. You're doing everyone proud!
WoopWoop the legend is back :) love you my dude
Nature is healing
Bravo 👏 👏 👏 👏
So great 😂🤣
bro got worried when he talked about kissing him in his marachino
😂😂😂😂
No one is able to keep up with em
happy for you
The hand in the face. Bahahahaha
Beautiful
Always good to see you buddy
Maa, I didn’t mean it, maaaa
god i missed you man
Is it pronounced El Ay turtle like Los Angeles or Lah turtle like a french turtle
Great question.
L.A.
Damn we were not ready for this kind of video quality our king 👑
Nice
you little marachino man