That used to be me so many years ago, it used to take me months to fully realise or process something like I think I was told a joke one day and then it took months until I reacted to it
Imagine going to your favorite wingeria for the fifth time this week, ordering your usual, but THIS time, you're stuck waiting upwards of six hours, all the while hearing cursing, sizzling, and the Toreador March from Carmen, seeing other customers waiting impatiently at the counter. All of a sudden, out comes Chuck, reality warping and twisting around him as he live a plate with 2,003 raw, barely sauced chicken wings, and puts them in front of you on your table. Imagine the smell, the world slowing down, the stares of the other customers.
It was hard for me to read this, I was laughing so god damn hard. Edit: why must this sound sarcastic when I really was fuckin dying of laughter on my bed at 12 in the god damn morning.
imagine standing in line for hours on end, hearing the worker in the back manically screaming about the number eleven, and receiving a plate full of two thousand undercooked wings
the best part about the "RITA!" clip at 7:32 is that for a split second before the shop opens (when it says "day 17" at the bottom) you can see Rita waiting right outside the restaurant and then proceed to celebrate when it officially opens for the day.
Rita was standing there not *just* for 6 hours, since the in game time runs significantly faster than real time. Rita could have been standing there for DECADES, if not YEARS, to receive a fucking pile of rotting wings.
why is no one talking about how he spent hours on this game to piss off rita and she gave him 5 points, and then when taylor got a plate with nothing on it he gave him 10 points?
Rita's Mind- I waited six hours for this. Two thousand and three raw chicken nuggets covered in small drops of sauce. The dedication this person has gone through to express his utter hatred for me is outstanding. I was ordering complicated orders and judging him for not finishing them instantly. Today, I am a changed person. From now on, I will order one baby carrot and give a hearty tip, to make this man's life easier.
POV: you walk into a restaurant to get your daily food and after waiting 6 hours the angry cook walks out with 2,003 raw chicken wings that look like a wreath made of rotting bark
@@chickenboss36 the edit button wasn’t working (it was my iPad being weird) it stopped being weird a few days ago so I’ll just edit it and delete my correction, thx
imagine you are Rita in this situation. Waiting for your order for several hours while listening to the chef screaming about the number eleven and then giggling maniacally, and a few more hours later the chef walks out from the back with a plate of 2,003 chicken wings with only a tiny amount of sauce on each wing, and the sight of that causes you to rethink your entire life for several minutes. Amazing.
Rita blank stare while the terrible point percentages showed up KILLED ME. She was just so disappointed she could not even muster up enough energy to even emote
Imagine a show where proofesure comes up with some crazy idea to do something to rita and everytime it's different soul crushing hell worthy punishment of every sin committed
I freaked out when I gave the wrong amount of pancakes, my dumb 6 year old ass thought that if you did bad you would be like banned off the site or that I would be arrested
I did, I was playing papa's scooperia and I gave the closers exactly what they want, and they get mad so did I LOL That's not it, in papa's burgeria the fat guy keep ordering the same thing over and over again with 5 beefs and in frustration I gave him 1 or a ton XD
for anyone curious, i sped up the footage of rita eating and rating the wings by 125x and it was still at about 3/4 of the regular cutscene speed. its a miracle this man's entire browser didnt crash
I imagine someone working in the back angrily throwing burnt fresh out of the fryer wings into the garbage and slamming down condiment bottles and complaining about customers orders like "yeah waste my time with your order" "I hate the number eleven" and him screaming at Rita lmfaooo
POV: you walk into your favorite wingeria for the 4th time this week hoping for your usual order. but as your order gets taken you notice something off with the chef as he takes your order. The chef goes into the kitchen to prepare your order and you are waiting for your meal a bit longer than usual. while you are waiting you hear the chef screaming curse words and screaming about the number 11 occasionally other numbers. It's been hours and you feel time around you going slower and slower as if you are a video game lagging. finally, after 8 hours which felt like 24, the chef has this crazed smile as he comes out the kitchen with a plate that looked like it had a million wings on it. you go to try one and see that it's barely cooked and poorly sauced. you still bite the wing hoping not to catch salmonella. you are disgusted and shocked. you cant believe that your favorite wingeria fed you that. you gave the chef 5 points because the wings at least hit the oil of the fryer. but you refuse to tip for that horrible service. you look at the chef and walk outside and whisper to yourself its time to change resturants.
"And you're gonna give me 2% off of my order because I took too long? Because I'm trying to freaking find out the Pythagorean theorem of a... frickin circle with nine wings?" That has got to be my favorite quote ever from Poofesure.
If I walked in to a wingeria to order what I’d usually get, only for the worker to immediately BOLT to the kitchen without taking my order, then proceed to scream about the number 11 and cackling evilly for the next 3/6 hours, only for the worker to come back with a huge plate of 2,003 wings. I’d simply just stop existing entirely
@@cyanea. Or maybe she actually enjoyed it, but her chains of code that keep her from expressing it have forced her to be forced to be angry... or at least act angry. BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!!! A GAAA-
This man had the patience to spend god knows how long frying, saucing, and placing 2003 wings, but not to try to line wings up on a plate carefully lol
Imagine going to a wing restaraunt for the like the 5th time in a row and order the same thing, then you hear the chef from the back when he's preparing your wings shout "the number eleven is a stupid number anyways, I HATE THE NUMBER ELEVEN" and then some more unintelligible screaming. After about an hour he comes out with a raw badly sauced meat spiral that leaves you confused and horrified.
It's worse than that - like other people in this comment section have pointed out, Papa time runs faster than regular time. Assuming that their estimate of 8 minute days is accurate, and assuming an 8-hour I universe work day, that's 480 in game hours, or 20 straight days. You go in, you order wings, the chef starts screaming incoherently so you leave, and then you come back almost 3 WEEKS LATER to find HIM STILL SCREAMING, and then he presents you with a raw, badly sauced, and probably rotting and mouldy meat pike which mentally breaks you
@@cjstar01jones17 No but it's still a win because she can take the wings home and cook them there- I mean that's atleast what I'd do lmaoo I ain't giving up on free wings
There were times where Poof was okay with Rita (one example was when she clapped for her order in Hot Doggeria). In my opinion, I think the closers are his Elisa cause they're the more bi***ier people.
I mean,that food is gonna last a while,so if she doesn't want to waste food,she will eat it all for every meal,that way,you don't have to deal with her for a while
imagine going to ur fav restaurant and waiting 6 hours for the chef (who looks like offbrand surfer guy fieri) to come out with a plate of 2,003 uncooked, barely sauced chicken wings and serving them to u. and ur so shocked that u just stand there for like 10 minutes, dissociating, while dudebro fieri just stands there watching u and listening to the fryer bubbling.
The bubbling in the background isn't the fryers,it's her blood boiling that her order was that wrong. She knows it was deliberate,this couldn't be on accident. She's so angry that her blood is literally boiling
Loving the gentle bubbling of the fryer in the background while I’m witnessing a traumatic event unfold before my eyes. Like ASMR but with added anxiety.
Poofesure: “I want to get to rank 15 so I can get to Wally” Also Poofesure: *makes a half hour long papa Louie’s video about him making 2,003 wings for Rita and only moving up like 2 ranks*
He wasn't patient with the 2,003 wings either, if you re- run the clip, you could see the frustration. And btw, he would've done Rita's orders at the beginning and does them anyways, and still be frustrated. You got to admit, Rita's order just looks a LITTLE difficult based off of how she expects it to be built.
@Parsley, the Creator that can make sense, but just saying, but maybe re-read the comment. To me, it kinda sounds like Bambie Pan is (I wouldn't say frustrated), but he/she's upset over a small thing in Poof's video. But I guess he/she was probably joking idk
Watching a grown man go insane over a kids game is the best thing I've ever seen. edit: it's been a year since i made this comment, why tf are people arguing now ☠
ironically, this video is late because it kept crashing when i was trying to render it...
First
Only in Michigan
Poofesure do you like my snail
👇
🐌
Yes
Wussup
Imagine if you liked a restaurant so much you went there every day, and one day the chef just screams at you and gives you thousands of wings
Screaming aside, that seems like a good deal
@@annapaula290 except for a bill
@@realjameskii Not if you can follow Rita's example and give him no money
Its raw and also thats just tips
Ya tfu
It wasn’t lagging, that was just how long it took for Rita to comprehend what happened
Sounds legit
That used to be me so many years ago, it used to take me months to fully realise or process something like I think I was told a joke one day and then it took months until I reacted to it
Hehehe 669 likes. Nice.
969...
Nice, nice
Imagine going to your favorite wingeria for the fifth time this week, ordering your usual, but THIS time, you're stuck waiting upwards of six hours, all the while hearing cursing, sizzling, and the Toreador March from Carmen, seeing other customers waiting impatiently at the counter. All of a sudden, out comes Chuck, reality warping and twisting around him as he live a plate with 2,003 raw, barely sauced chicken wings, and puts them in front of you on your table. Imagine the smell, the world slowing down, the stares of the other customers.
And the award for the funniest comment on this video goes to
It was hard for me to read this, I was laughing so god damn hard.
Edit: why must this sound sarcastic when I really was fuckin dying of laughter on my bed at 12 in the god damn morning.
WHY IS THIS SO UNDERRATED
This comment hade dead 😂
Are y'all ok?
Watching this man lose it over a flash game is fucking amazing
real. bro sounds like albertsstuff.
hes so bad at games its super entertaining
Agreed
imagine standing in line for hours on end, hearing the worker in the back manically screaming about the number eleven, and receiving a plate full of two thousand undercooked wings
No not undercooked, raw
@@greenkitty1nah nah they went in the deep fryer. For about 5 seconds 😂
Two thousand and THREE wings
i would eat them
LMFAO i-
The psychotic laughter each time he winds up the thing to 11 is entertainingly terrifying.
Lol that part reminds me being mad at my age I get a phone when I’m 12
EHEHEHEHEHHEEEHAHAH
@Help Me bruh im 12 and I don't even have a phone
@@gowonsgirlfriend4862 thats good
Ikr for some reason when he started laughing i started laughing and I couldnt stop
Imagine being hysterically angry because a customer keeps consistently showing up to buy from your establishment.
that is just so funny
That's just customer service.
Irl this is honestly the best thing to happen.
*make them pay 100 fucking dollars*
He was mad bc of her order, not rita herself.
the best part about the "RITA!" clip at 7:32 is that for a split second before the shop opens (when it says "day 17" at the bottom) you can see Rita waiting right outside the restaurant and then proceed to celebrate when it officially opens for the day.
Ty for pointing that out that is fucking hilarious 😭😭😭😭
That is so fucking hilarious but so sad at the same time
@@caniscanemeditbully214 rita just really REALLY likes the way poof makes the wings iguess lmaoaoa
@@insquadwetrust5419shes not there for the food shes there for the show
Rita was standing there not *just* for 6 hours, since the in game time runs significantly faster than real time. Rita could have been standing there for DECADES, if not YEARS, to receive a fucking pile of rotting wings.
This is fuckin hilarious
undercooked rotten wings at that
a work day in a papa's game seems to be about 8 minutes IRL (round it to 20 for a full day), so 6hrs = 18 days i think
@@bananya6020 she really wanted those wings huh
@@bananya6020 holy shit
why is no one talking about how he spent hours on this game to piss off rita and she gave him 5 points, and then when taylor got a plate with nothing on it he gave him 10 points?
Yo I’m dead 💀💀💀
cuz taylor is our boy....
He eats plates with chicken wing grease thats why
Order station but yeah
Lets talk about he spent hours trying to get revenge on 1s and 0s
Rita's Mind-
I waited six hours for this. Two thousand and three raw chicken nuggets covered in small drops of sauce. The dedication this person has gone through to express his utter hatred for me is outstanding. I was ordering complicated orders and judging him for not finishing them instantly. Today, I am a changed person. From now on, I will order one baby carrot and give a hearty tip, to make this man's life easier.
As she should.
Underrated comment, it's probably gonna get 1k likes or more...
@@meowmeow3532 :D Thanks!
@@operationdeadmemes3498 You're welcome! :)
@@operationdeadmemes3498 the very next day, she ordered 3004 wings
Imagine going to a restaurant and hear the chef laughing like a scary maniac in the kitchen and then brings 2,003 wings to a customer
@Papa Beja Thanks :D
now I can't unsee it, why are you like this-😭
Something funky is about to happen
Id order
I died reading this comment 💀😂
It took Rita almost 11 mins just to comprehend wtf she was looking at and eating
"W"
*3 minutes later*
"H"
*3 minutes later*
"A"
*3 minutes later*
"T"
_and this goes on to all eternity_
XD
IM FUCKING SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS BAHBHAVBHJKHDA-
"I should be mad, but...."
top 10 anime deaths number 1 this guys pc
“Grown man has a mental breakdown because of a kids cooking game”
SEVERE MENTAL BREAKDOWN AHAAHAHAHHAHA
SAME LMFAOO
A better title
WGAFJKSFHFHADBGASDBGA LMAOOOOOO
That is EXACTLY what I was about to comment. So true.
7:34 Poor Rita, she probably came in every day because she had a crush on Proofesure. She didn’t deserve this
Proofesure had anger issues
@@Fanguy54-us4om
-proofesure- had anger issues
poof
Men.@@somerandomdud7926
No poofesure has Wally
@@YUO77999 Wally is not even a major character 💀
POV: you walk into a restaurant to get your daily food and after waiting 6 hours the angry cook walks out with 2,003 raw chicken wings that look like a wreath made of rotting bark
IM ROLLIMG SO HARD MY SISTERS ARE CONCERNED
@@hiffahyphae6707 lol
@@hiffahyphae6707 why didn’t you just edit your comment
@@chickenboss36 the edit button wasn’t working (it was my iPad being weird) it stopped being weird a few days ago so I’ll just edit it and delete my correction, thx
Ay I'll take em home cook em and start eating for the winter
alternate title: "giving rita salmonella because she made me mad on papa's wingeria"
"Giving Rita salmonella _and_ a sea of BBQ on Papa's Wingeria"
and diabetes
mister dingus I don’t think you understand how diabetes works
@@haven6900 BBQ has high amounts of high fructose corn syrup and sugar
LOL
with every frame rita goes through a different stage of grief
Yep 😂😂😂😂 I love the part when he's like "is that a smile? Is she about to smile?" And then her facial expression changes and he's like "oh no"
This has made me laugh harder than it should have
DD
ruined 666 likes 💁
@@sayyestome some men just want to watch the world burn
imagine you are Rita in this situation. Waiting for your order for several hours while listening to the chef screaming about the number eleven and then giggling maniacally, and a few more hours later the chef walks out from the back with a plate of 2,003 chicken wings with only a tiny amount of sauce on each wing, and the sight of that causes you to rethink your entire life for several minutes. Amazing.
I fell asleep with this on and all of a sudden I just hear "RITA!!!"
How tf do u fall asleep to this he’s shouting like every 5 min. U must have been tired af
Botw707 well don't mind me whilst this man is constantly screaming I can peacefully slumber
How do you sleep through all of that screaming
I find this relaxing, knocks me right out, these are most of his relaxing, not much screaming videos .
@I have to wait another 90 days to change my Name
True I always fall asleep after watching these at night
Rita blank stare while the terrible point percentages showed up KILLED ME. She was just so disappointed she could not even muster up enough energy to even emote
I think she started buffering
700th like-
*Rita’s (but true tho)
“ …is this why my order took 2 hours? “
@-naxoii-6622 sHUT UP
The dedication this man has put into ruining Rita's day
👏 👏
rita in the games always orders the most hardest shit to cook/mix istg
@@peepeepag2423 ban rita
BAN FUSKING RITA!!!!
Yeah lol
Him saying "what do we do to rita" like a crime cartel disposing of a witness has me chuffed
Imagine a show where proofesure comes up with some crazy idea to do something to rita and everytime it's different soul crushing hell worthy punishment of every sin committed
I feel like I just watched someone have a mental breakdown, recover, then have another breakdown
Indeed
you feel like that because you just did
I mean.. pretty much.
yaeh
Yea
Alternative title: seeing somebody get extremely pissed off with virtual chicken wings and virtual customers.
And not being able to use a goddamn template when it's obvious how to use it
I have never once in my life seen a person rage at a papa's game
Ikr the most clam relaxing food serving game
N this boi loses his mind over 1 character
I freaked out when I gave the wrong amount of pancakes, my dumb 6 year old ass thought that if you did bad you would be like banned off the site or that I would be arrested
you really haven't met me yet lmao
Really?!? I’ve rage quit so many times
I did, I was playing papa's scooperia and I gave the closers exactly what they want, and they get mad so did I LOL
That's not it, in papa's burgeria the fat guy keep ordering the same thing over and over again with 5 beefs and in frustration I gave him 1 or a ton XD
for anyone curious, i sped up the footage of rita eating and rating the wings by 125x and it was still at about 3/4 of the regular cutscene speed. its a miracle this man's entire browser didnt crash
Rita: * trying to comprehend she just got thousands of chicken wings *
Frying oil: glub blub
Haha frying oil goes glub glub
hahaha it does go glub glub
hahah glub glub
glub glub
Glub
*Can you imagine the sounds he'd make if he suddenly realized this wasn't recording...*
I can’t imagine and don’t wanna imagine it, the sounds are unimaginable and should never be heard by anyone or anything
It didnt record the gameplay but it records the reaction of him realizing it
I am scared
It prob go like
INHALES
*oouh*
i would love to like this comment but i don't mess with the devil
she’s just counting the wings, give her a moment
XD
💀💀
*ten moments later*
𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿
Yes
“I’m absolutely dreading doing this”
WHO IS FORCING YOU POOF 😭
Me 😼
the voices
Me
I imagine someone working in the back angrily throwing burnt fresh out of the fryer wings into the garbage and slamming down condiment bottles and complaining about customers orders like "yeah waste my time with your order" "I hate the number eleven" and him screaming at Rita lmfaooo
i cant stop fucking laughing at this comment
LMAO I CANT-
Then he comes with 2.003 wings breaking the reality around it.
And rita took 15 minutes to comprehend this shit
this man went through every single emotion a human could do just over a customer ordering the same order
Come outside
do you have candy??
@@White_Vanmay i have candy?
The 27 stages of grief
RITA! STOP! STOP STOP STOP!
POV: you walk into your favorite wingeria for the 4th time this week hoping for your usual order. but as your order gets taken you notice something off with the chef as he takes your order. The chef goes into the kitchen to prepare your order and you are waiting for your meal a bit longer than usual. while you are waiting you hear the chef screaming curse words and screaming about the number 11 occasionally other numbers. It's been hours and you feel time around you going slower and slower as if you are a video game lagging. finally, after 8 hours which felt like 24, the chef has this crazed smile as he comes out the kitchen with a plate that looked like it had a million wings on it. you go to try one and see that it's barely cooked and poorly sauced. you still bite the wing hoping not to catch salmonella. you are disgusted and shocked. you cant believe that your favorite wingeria fed you that. you gave the chef 5 points because the wings at least hit the oil of the fryer. but you refuse to tip for that horrible service. you look at the chef and walk outside and whisper to yourself its time to change resturants.
and then the chef throws hot oil on your face
@@jankystreams3337 then it begins to rain
@@theeissilent893 yes it rains hot oil
I would be like. “What. the. Fuck. Just happened?”
The mass of the chicken wings is so dense that it slow time down
"And you're gonna give me 2% off of my order because I took too long? Because I'm trying to freaking find out the Pythagorean theorem of a... frickin circle with nine wings?"
That has got to be my favorite quote ever from Poofesure.
he literally sat there for the 15 real life minutes it took to watch rita's reaction. just for the reaction. u ok?
He also spent 6 hours putting over 2,000 wings..damn.
My computer could never handle all that
@@glossiangelz𝕋𝕚 *k* 𝕪 thinks you have the F̴̼͙̤̲͉̥̘̻̭́̑̋͝͝u̶̡͌̆̃͠c̶̛͇̹͖̣͑̃k̴̺̳͖̬͓̱̮̜̅̉̉ing 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝔾𝕒𝕪
Amogus
ඞඞඞ
Help I'm being held captive
He was really mad
not me sitting through the 15 minutes with him expecting something to happen 💀🤚
Only the real ones sat through the whole process just to see Rita’s reaction
Im Tired 👌 👌 😔 gorl’s gotta do what a gorl’s gotta do
Gooey Rainbow
Okay, Gru
i tried to have a staring contest with her but it didn’t work👁👁
Yessirr
I actually did watch all of it.
The sheer amount of wings literally shut down all of Rita’s basic motor skills
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAA 😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
I laughed for 1.5 minutes bcuz he get 1 - 11
yes because her basic motor skills will shut down before she FUCKING DIES
It fried her poor brain man
Me when
Literally half of this video was just waiting until Rita finally rates the dish
This mans determination to piss off one person who did borderline nothing wrong is honestly impressive
In a video game
@@Monkereyyou dont say???? Bruh as if he didnt know
@@evobsm2328they were js adding to it who pissed in ur cereal
@@erakattit’s been three weeks bro chill out
@@Azmodeuzz 3 weeks is nothing. the other day i got a notif about some random dude yelling at me for a comment i made 6 years ago.
“grown man yells and rants about how much he hates the number 11”
I will like but the likes are at 11 and i don't want to ruin the magic :D
@@andreatheradiodragon7578 thanks
Lol I changed it to 12
@@AMonsta_ rude
That’s funny
Watching a grown man having a mental breakdown over a children’s cooking game is overall the best thing I’ve watched in a long time
Well done
I was just scrolling thru the comments and your profile pic scared me
*looks at your pfp*
(Calls scp foundation)
"WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE"
These games can be deceptively difficult. But...yeah. This is hilarious.
@@FoxtrotStudi0s No, there is another.
Is your profile pic a scp HE HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
Imagine walking into your favorite restaurant and and the chef makes you a plate of *2,003* wings because he hates your order
Raw wings with a little bit of sauce even
I will gladly take them home because I can save them for dinner later but oh my god the pricing would be absolutely terrible
I’d burst out laughing because that’s the perfect revenge xD
@@animationglows3961 in all of their half-cooked, nearly sauceless glory?
@@FiSH-iSH yummy
If I walked in to a wingeria to order what I’d usually get, only for the worker to immediately BOLT to the kitchen without taking my order, then proceed to scream about the number 11 and cackling evilly for the next 3/6 hours, only for the worker to come back with a huge plate of 2,003 wings. I’d simply just stop existing entirely
Friendly reminder that a lethal dose of chicken nuggets for an adult human is 413, so this order effectively killed Rita 5 times.
but these aren't nuggets
@@FuraFaolox silence
@@FuraFaolox hush
Ehrhehehe funny homestuck number
Good, fuck Rita
She may have not given a tip but she still had to pay for all of those wings.
Shes not coming back any time soon xD
ooh
@@cyanea. Or maybe she actually enjoyed it, but her chains of code that keep her from expressing it have forced her to be forced to be angry... or at least act angry.
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!!!
A GAAA-
@@RitoChip Y theory
@Blurp Why? Why must you hurt me in this way?
0:33 "I don't care about Rita"
Now that's what you call foreshadowing.
The game heard him
This is the best arc
did not expect ritas reaction to be the longest portion of the video
Pov:
You're bored of just watching rita go at one frame per hour so you decided to look at the comments.
AriTastical yea now shhhh
But it’s not a POV anymore-
fuck u 😭
I actually am looking after the video is over. I watched the whole thing with intense care :)
That’s why I’m here 😂😂
This is the only guy who gives more food when he gets mad
Uncooked nasty food.......
Nah I used to do that too
Free food, xd
I use to play papa's wingeria
Correction=
This is the only guy who gives salmonnela when he gets mad
Next time, don’t troll me with that many wings because I will be back.
Sorry for always giving you the wrong order
Rita The Wing Lover
i wouldnt be sorry.
@@ethanjones7174 I saw someone with wally. Next thing there will be a...
Janana
Taylor
Big pauly
Etc..
another one
@@dearil8007 Yep... Who knows how many there are.
This man had the patience to spend god knows how long frying, saucing, and placing 2003 wings, but not to try to line wings up on a plate carefully lol
He uses his brain until the number 11 comes into play, then he goes into caveman mode and screams broken English
OMG he has the witches cackle
On his 11th birthday he turned 12
You simply can’t read this comment and not hear it narrated by niko
@@theperson2346 I can
@@theperson2346 _yourdadlikesituptheass_
Why do they even test the food at the counter it’s a fast food restaurant
Where I used to work(fast food) some customers would taste the food at the counter to make sure it was good or their correct order 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
THAT SQUISH IS SQUASHING but thats just judging off of taste on the game
@@Jcmronn I'm seriously disappointed your comment wasn't "but that's just a theory, a game theory"
@@gracerose7314 I apologize,💀
IKR
9:45 I love how pissed he was getting, he genuinely had a psychotic break down lmao
the manical/crying/breakdown laughter is what’s getting to me i cant stop laughing
Same🤣🤣🤣
He went: *_IIHIHIHIHIHIHSHSKLCFG_*
DayDay때용 me too I’m dying of laughter over here💀😭 especially at 7:33 RITAAA!
Its sexy 😬
Same lol
Imagine going to a wing joint everyday and one day the dude gives you 2003 undercooked wings while cursing then tells you to leave
then imagine taking ~10 minutes to process the situation
Imagine waiting in line for about 5 hours, only for the person in front of you to receive 2,003 uncooked and barely sauced wings.
5 STAR PLACE RIGHT THERE
That is popeyes in a nutshell
i would just pay and leave
The fact that he's raging over a flash game makes this 10x funnier.
Real boogie vibes ngl
Yesss lol 🤣🤣🤣. Had me in tears
Honestly it was much funnier than when he just instantly gives up after the first order
A friend of mine punched clean through his laptop because of a flash shooter
@@a_plastic_bag I'm fucking losing it right now xD oh damm
Rita: Oh man, what's taking these wings so long to be prepared?
Frederickson Fitzgerald Fazbearrington VI: 14:24
Rita: Oh no
is that freddy fazbear?
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR
The music just makes it much more perfect, i love me some classical music over disasters
Rita: "what's is this? why the w o r l d I S sl O w i n g d-"
*1 fps*
1fps is waaaay faster than this. More like 1 frame per minute
@@aubreyh1930 1fpm or 0,016...fps
.001 fph
@@PoketrainerMS now that's slow
*old computer error noise* exe has stopped working
I like how most of the video is just Rita trying to comprehend the situation
I mean what would you do in this situation
@@-vira-6422 take the wings home and cook them duh
@@san1yah And still a lot of money. Lol ok 😂
Fr
@@san1yah yeah, let's take this neutron star made out of wings
So basically
“Rita made me mad so I gave her enough wings to open up her own wing place”
PLS
Wow, i get comments with high numbers of likes frequently but this is the first one thats almost gotten to 1k without any replies until now.
Sheesh
@@turisuto your comment made me chuckle i couldnt help but reply 😭
I mean all the wings were raw so sadly no wing place for her
@@danielnewell1329 all she needs is a fryer
this is what my social anxiety assumes will happen to me if i go to the same restaurant 2 days in a row
This is funny but painful because it's relatable
"I'll have to give everyone the right order"
Thumbnail: *Giving Rita 2,003 wings*
A year to remember
It isn’t lag, she’s just so mad it slowed down time.
*A*
@@nocellservice LMFAO
She’s processing the sheer amount of shittily-done poultry in front of her face
ZA WARUDO!
Nah she’s just thinking about her life decisions
Imagine going to a wing restaraunt for the like the 5th time in a row and order the same thing, then you hear the chef from the back when he's preparing your wings shout "the number eleven is a stupid number anyways, I HATE THE NUMBER ELEVEN" and then some more unintelligible screaming. After about an hour he comes out with a raw badly sauced meat spiral that leaves you confused and horrified.
It's worse than that - like other people in this comment section have pointed out, Papa time runs faster than regular time. Assuming that their estimate of 8 minute days is accurate, and assuming an 8-hour I universe work day, that's 480 in game hours, or 20 straight days. You go in, you order wings, the chef starts screaming incoherently so you leave, and then you come back almost 3 WEEKS LATER to find HIM STILL SCREAMING, and then he presents you with a raw, badly sauced, and probably rotting and mouldy meat pike which mentally breaks you
@@mrcephalopod dear god why did you do the math!
@@mrcephalopod i once had a dream about a spiral shaped pile of living flesh that was physically painful to look at
I'd still tip 69c
@@mrcephalopod my sides...
The fact that Rita is his most consistent buyer and has by far spent the most money on his wingeria and is also his most hated customer is hilarious
I think this was the most intense game of Papa’s Wingeria I’ve ever seen.
I can’t believe “intense” and “Papas Wingeria” are in the same sentence, but I agree.
i low key thought this would be a 8 yr olds video but when i heard the guys voice and AW FUCK, i knew this was not for kids
You *think*? How many gameplays of papas wingeria have you seen?
"Florida man arrested after giving local customer 2,003 chicken wings."
*raw chicken wings
Damn Florida men
Rita(God)damn florida
i hate and love the fact that this comment could be an actual Florida man headline
😭😭😭
i love how rita is just giving him the death stare for 5 minutes after recieving her meat tower
meat tower 😏
Meat carpet* 😌
Meat candle
meat donut
@@Devo57 glad that someone said it...
Imagine walking into a restaurant and hearing the chef having a meltdown in the kitchen
Rita camping the wingeria entrance like it's a gamestop with ps5 in stock 😭
"Open up! I need my wings!"
@@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights xDD
@@user-yn8jo3xd6w Rita is obviously a wing addict!
@@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights the way you phrased it killed me xD
@@user-yn8jo3xd6w Thank you! Can you imagine her outside, begging them to open?
"I don't care about Rita..."
*Gives her 2,003 wings*
Me: alrighty then.
I mean it’s raw
@@cjstar01jones17 No but it's still a win because she can take the wings home and cook them there- I mean that's atleast what I'd do lmaoo I ain't giving up on free wings
it's not cooked so..
Cjstar01 Jones Fucking raaaaawwwwwww
Finally some good fucking food
Man turned a Flash game into a PowerPoint.
Yup.
😂
LOL
True
Nah the game was way less laggy than a power point
I dont think I have ever seen somebody struggle so much to put 12 wings into a fryer
Poofesure: "HOW DO I GET 100% ON THE ORDER STATION"
Furniture, posters, boosters, walls, floors and minigames: "that's why we're here"
Also I don’t think he’s greeting people right when they come in so that’s making it go down lmao
My resturant is full of decorations but I still get like 60 percent for every person
Elena Mancheva u prob take too long to make orders OR, the decorations are not fresh or dont match. Fresh means u change the decos every few days
@@shombled9131 freshness isn't a thing in this game just letting you know
@@elenamancheva9961 patience depletes way faster if you take too long to take their order, so you gotta take their order as soon as they enter.
Poofesure: “I don’t care about Rita”
Also poofesure: *gives Rita 2003 wings*
Awesam GD his thought is that she’ll have enough wings and go away forever bc Rita is the new elisa
*Gets the coronavirus*
@@timmymozzi9519 edd ruclips.net/video/beekrPRyxdE/видео.html
There were times where Poof was okay with Rita (one example was when she clapped for her order in Hot Doggeria). In my opinion, I think the closers are his Elisa cause they're the more bi***ier people.
If only it was 2020 xD
0:33 “I don’t care about Rita”
*Proceeds to give her over 2,000 wings*
Wishing for Rita to leave and never come back
Cancelled rita
3... you forgot the 3
@@sexyhedgehog7033 dude I said over 2,000... such as 2,003-
I mean,that food is gonna last a while,so if she doesn't want to waste food,she will eat it all for every meal,that way,you don't have to deal with her for a while
8:50 this is the funniest part of the video imo. As someone with anger issues, this is the point where you just have to take a goddamn break 💀
That’s not the fryer in the background, that’s the sound of Rita’s brain melting
molten rita brain noises
@@pastasketti no
Jahagandgnhgsnavandjduj
@@benonaru no
@@bugsbunnypoo no
imagine going to ur fav restaurant and waiting 6 hours for the chef (who looks like offbrand surfer guy fieri) to come out with a plate of 2,003 uncooked, barely sauced chicken wings and serving them to u. and ur so shocked that u just stand there for like 10 minutes, dissociating, while dudebro fieri just stands there watching u and listening to the fryer bubbling.
🤣🤣😂
Yes
The whole time for 6 hours wings have been cooking in those bubbling friars.
Aesthetic warning
DUDEBRO FIERI! LMAO YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY
I love how when he’s really over something he just goes “TEHEHEHEHEHE”
8;36 omfg when I tell you I LAUGHED MY ASS OFFFFFFF
8:36
*_NOTHING IS GOING RIIIIIIII-_*
HaHaHahAhA😂😂😂LOL
@Trnqlpsch yeah! You do you!
The bubbling in the background isn't the fryers,it's her blood boiling that her order was that wrong. She knows it was deliberate,this couldn't be on accident. She's so angry that her blood is literally boiling
Did I just watch 31 minutes of a grown man raging over a kids cooking game?
Yes.
me too
Me as well
Do you have any regrets?
@@rusva3755 not at all
How dare call papa's games childish,
Im watching this man's sanity slowly decrease and *I love it more each time*
I love the fry noise going the whole time because it helps me imagine this irl where she slowly takes a bite and then they just stare at each other
she's scared lmao
Poofesure showed me to things I had never seen:
1. Had never seen someone raging on a Papa's game
2. never seen anyone play these games so terribly
Imagine you walk into a restaurant and they literally give you nothing on a plate but lettuce
I think that's called a salad
@@somebrother7147 Sir you are a hero
@@somebrother7147 a round of applause for this man here 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I don't have to imagine that literally happened to me.
@@somebrother7147 what is that?? Sounds like some kind of shoe
Loving the gentle bubbling of the fryer in the background while I’m witnessing a traumatic event unfold before my eyes. Like ASMR but with added anxiety.
This is unironically the best comment here
How is this traumatic
@@jubileehoney3269 it’s a comedy take, aka a joke.
@@jubileehoney3269 your pf name is traumatic....
@@HoneyBun44 Cry me a river Andreea 💀
After 15 minutes of this, the blank, empty stare of Rita is making me feel really unconfortable, i feel My soul is being violated by an empty husk
Marcelo Alvarenga Tamayo And you’re complaining?
this man needs help
I read the comments before finishing the video and was incredibly confused, but now I understand-
Uncomfortable*
Just think about how dead inside THEY are
the sheer force of how he screams R I T A at 7:34 is just so fucking funny
“RITA!!!! STOP!!!!!”
Poofesure: “I want to get to rank 15 so I can get to Wally”
Also Poofesure: *makes a half hour long papa Louie’s video about him making 2,003 wings for Rita and only moving up like 2 ranks*
OneYawnyBoi it’s a guy named sal vulcano from the show impractical jokers, he was a meme for a short time too.
Sry can't bc the like count is 420
OneYawnyBoi you don’t know who sal is, making you tonight’s biggest loser
@@julianvaldovinos2651 love that show
Sal Vulcano
Tfw you're too frustrated to put 9 wings on Rita's plate yet patient enough to do 2,003 instead
He wasn't patient with the 2,003 wings either, if you re- run the clip, you could see the frustration. And btw, he would've done Rita's orders at the beginning and does them anyways, and still be frustrated. You got to admit, Rita's order just looks a LITTLE difficult based off of how she expects it to be built.
@@ILoveCatsOkay-thatsjustme dude, it's a joke
@Parsley, the Creator that can make sense, but just saying, but maybe re-read the comment. To me, it kinda sounds like Bambie Pan is (I wouldn't say frustrated), but he/she's upset over a small thing in Poof's video. But I guess he/she was probably joking idk
@@Usvsje was that towards me or Bambie, sorry if I'm being dumb to you, but we're replying to the same comment about the same thing, jw
@@ILoveCatsOkay-thatsjustme parsley was right, I enjoyed the vid. Was just messing around. Apologies for any confusion!
my man is descending into insanity and ritas out there like "huh wonder whats taking my wings so long"
"You could feed the whole squad with 2000 wings"
I reckon you could feed a small army on that
for the rest of their lives
Watching a grown man go insane over a kids game is the best thing I've ever seen.
edit: it's been a year since i made this comment, why tf are people arguing now ☠
Me watching a retarded fatherless child waste their life with gacha life makes me laugh so hard
@@Fentnihilator what
@@aydenator27 they changed there pfp dont know what else theyve done this comment is 2 months old but they play gacha life and its cringe
"papa's wingeria is a kids game" - 🤓
@@gamingwithemery7904 it is tho?????
Imagine going into a wing store and just hearing him yelling about 11
Oh boy! Time for chicken wings!
From the kitchen: 11! ELEVEN SUCKS!
*_”RITA!!!!”_*
"Ooh! I think he's saying the uncooked chicken wings are done"
I am 11...
Profestival Khan sad you
Poof: "I fucking hate everything about you Rita."
Rita, just wanting some food: 😢👍
Rita be like: B-but why?😥😥😥
Rita: 🥲
Rita kinda deserves it tho
😿👍
@@somethingaboutsomething69420 how? She’s a loyal customer 😭🤚🏽
9:27 the laugh put me straight into the grave 💀
I was your 69th like