“No no guys, that’s not lotion and some tissues that would be crazy and weird. It’s actually full of liquid dog medicine, I may have eaten some, I don’t know for sure”
"no chat i would never in a million years do that thing that all guys do with lotion and tissues thats a perfectly normal bodily function. its actually a bottle of animal vitamins that i was consuming"
Same energy as the short cam screen of him appearing naked but PROMISING he was wearing a tube top. Or when he was wearing beads and he starts stammering about how it's made from black tourmaline.
The fact that jerma would say, "No, it's actually dog vitamins that I may or may not eat" rather than just confessing that he (a hypothetically human person) zerks it sometimes, is crazy to me.
To build on the other reply, the electromagnetic spectrum is often divided into Infrared, Visible, and Ultraviolet waves. Radio Waves and Microwaves are both Infrared frequencies, but Radio Waves have longer wavelengths and are lower-energy waves. So it wouldn't be entirely implausible that a Microwave-themed superhero could shoot Radio Waves, as they are both Infrared waves, but such an ability would not be perfectly true to name. It would also be a somewhat less effective superpower, as Radio Waves have a lower frequency, but both Radio and Microwaves can be used to generate heat. Microwave Boy would just have to generate more Radio Waves to achieve the same effect. Truly, though, Jerma is showing us mercy by not creating a boy with ultraviolet powers. Those high-energy waves could be used to give his enemies cancer.
(4:04) I absolutely love how 8/10 times he does an impression, he begins with saying he'll never do that, then he says like 3 or 4 words in that character's voice, and then just stops before even finishing the sentence and just says "I could never do that again even if I tried"
“No no guys, that’s not lotion and some tissues that would be crazy and weird. It’s actually full of liquid dog medicine, I may have eaten some, I don’t know for sure”
The fact that him saying the second part sounds worse then the first 😭
"no chat i would never in a million years do that thing that all guys do with lotion and tissues thats a perfectly normal bodily function. its actually a bottle of animal vitamins that i was consuming"
He’s way more embarrassed by the thought of being caught zerking than eating DOG VITAMINS
Same energy as the short cam screen of him appearing naked but PROMISING he was wearing a tube top.
Or when he was wearing beads and he starts stammering about how it's made from black tourmaline.
@@carnigob42069 Using lotion is weird, though. Unless you're cut, I guess.
Omega 3 dog vitamins & bedside napkins
4:20 fuckin worst ever noise I’m filled with hatred
me when the timestamp is 4:20
Considering it's the one I immediately checked the comments for, I think you mean BEST noise. (>◡
@@amondhawes-khalifa1949literally in tears right now cause of it so yeah best noise ever
best*
It doesn’t help that it’s 4:20 this is the noise he makes after nibbling the corner of the edible gummy guy istg
If I ever see him walking down the street it’s on SIGHT
He can dodge a BATTLE AXE, so BE CAREFUL
Is it because you can SEE him?
Heyoo!
@@Gorgovoid173 _audience laughs_
@@ron133. No. Don't.
@@Gorgovoid173you guys should kiss
Jerma is like a zoo animal but human(?)
Why is this kinda true?!?!
The fact that jerma would say, "No, it's actually dog vitamins that I may or may not eat" rather than just confessing that he (a hypothetically human person) zerks it sometimes, is crazy to me.
i honestly would do the same thing though i dont zerk
@@imuttxBut Do you eat dog vitamins?
@@redbuck1385 yes actually. i am a dog . my name is mutt.
the eating it part really solidifies that it actually was dog vitamins because why would he go to that length to lie
@@imuttxHi mutt
i love how he talks about his past self in the third person
Jerma's the type of guy to have a unique disfigurement or medical condition and assume it's normal because "everyone else has it"
finding out jerma used omega dong pump creme is scarring
I love how microwave boy can shoot *Radio* waves from his fingers 😂
Microwaves are actually a band of the radio spectrum 🤓
@@OllieWilleno tgey arent
To build on the other reply, the electromagnetic spectrum is often divided into Infrared, Visible, and Ultraviolet waves. Radio Waves and Microwaves are both Infrared frequencies, but Radio Waves have longer wavelengths and are lower-energy waves.
So it wouldn't be entirely implausible that a Microwave-themed superhero could shoot Radio Waves, as they are both Infrared waves, but such an ability would not be perfectly true to name.
It would also be a somewhat less effective superpower, as Radio Waves have a lower frequency, but both Radio and Microwaves can be used to generate heat. Microwave Boy would just have to generate more Radio Waves to achieve the same effect.
Truly, though, Jerma is showing us mercy by not creating a boy with ultraviolet powers. Those high-energy waves could be used to give his enemies cancer.
@@EpicJosh84 this is too much for me too read for a joke I made in a RUclips comment section about some I will admit I know nothing about🤣
@@OllieWille the nerd emoji really completes this comment 😂
Him being so helpless an actual gamedev has to give him hints on how to press buttons in a menu screen is just so very much a thing I have witnessed.
10/10 would watch again ty for your hard work
Thank you 🫶
i hate that jerma is a rlly good singer but he only uses his powers for evil
I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night
HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOOO
15:00 he doesn’t understand the concept that milk and bread spoil faster than everything else😞
that's because he only eats people
(4:04) I absolutely love how 8/10 times he does an impression, he begins with saying he'll never do that, then he says like 3 or 4 words in that character's voice, and then just stops before even finishing the sentence and just says "I could never do that again even if I tried"
I remember hearing that the being pissed at Minecraft thing was a bit for anyone just joining the stream and somehow future jerma also fell for it
6:21 the Jerma particle accelerator
Oh man when he started singing the brave little toaster song.... good stuff
I’m so relieved he hasn’t broken containment
You deserve fame
Thank you 😂😊
@@Mark-ul2xx You deserve +2
fucking hated every second of it wouldnt recommend it to anyone 10/10 would watch it again thank you for your hard work😊
genuinely thank you for the chapter names it makes me feel like you are documenting and observing his behavior in a lab
Jerma once again proves he's the man of 4 voices.
28:27 Ballfondler??? You mean the same Ballfondler that miraculously joined the VR Among Us lobby??????
Im so drunk and at a bus stop rn and I have to wait like 1h rn hopefully jerma is going to make me sober again fr
Truly unfortunate that you have to use the bus instead of drunk driving.
@@rhettshanley8712alternate universe Jerma is piloting and laughs at a car crash
Thank you for uploading this Mr Jerma Funny Clips. May your crops be blessed with ample hydration 🙏
4:45 Best Jerma soundclip imo. 😂
37:13 the text you put went away as soon as jerma snapped his fingers that was so perfect 😭
Elden Ring did irreversible damage to his psyche. Cant wait to see him devolve further in the dlc ❤
Jerma calling German Dutch is so upsetting
He is stupid
I DONT SMOKE CRACK I DONT SMOKE CRACK I DONT SMOKE CRACK I DONT SMOKE CRACK I DONT SMOKE CRACK I DONT SMOKE CRACK
2:04 joker Cheetos
3:17 insane where do I go
5:01 Came in pants
this video should be twelve hours long
You're a joker, I'm the Joker
Should I listen to the devil or the angel on my shoulder…
“Deranged Moments” spoken like a true Jerma985 hater.
Just genuinely didn’t know what to call this vid 😭😭
How could ANYONE not hate this PSYCHO after what he did to that poor family ... may their souls rest in peace
heaven heaven english heaven
The part where he made a muffled voice while looking like he was talking really messed with me
Thank you for allowing 37 otherwise useless and boring minutes to pass I love u 😳
im gay
Me too rainbowdash143
That’s gay :3
for jeremy 👀
Nice, dude.
Do crime
4:17 wtf was that supposed to be
Jeranged Jermoments
15:49
5:54
green takis are fucking disgusting
Talia In general that shit tastes like acid reflux
IMAGINE THINKING BEING A GOOD PERSON WHO FOLLOWS THE LAW IS CRINGE
09:52 - the absolute disrespect to call the german language dutch.
Does anyone know what game he was playing in the stream the Greedy Grinner came from?
I’m 100% sure it’s from the Metal Wolf Chaos streams, not sure which one though
@@rtp6343 Thanks!
Me compilation
Jex moments
chaotic neutral is WAY MORE CRINGE than lawful good.
Now hang on. These are just random moments.
I didn’t know what to name the video at the time💀, I’m just leaving the title as is because it already happened
Unless I should change it?
I watch jerma compilations before bed because they lul me into a hypnagogic state