21:00 you forgot to mention that at the end of the football game (pop tarts Bowl) they lower him into the toaster and out pops a giant pop tart that is implied to be him, then the winning team literally eats him?!
Fun Fact: Did you know ToastEm’s were the original PopTarts in February 1964 and the OG PopTarts start food production copying ToastEm’s also in 1964 of September?
jesus christ I love your channel so much. the editing is literally peak im not even joking I dont think ive seen someone editing as perfect as yours for a good laugh. not to mention the fact you bring me back to my youth reminding me of all these amazing things
5:26 My best guess is the colorful sprinkles are made using sanding sugar so they wouldn’t melt and then had some kind of coating on top, maybe a thin layer of frosting, that would melt when it was baked. I’m begging companies to bring back food gimmicks they are so fun 😭🙏
I'M SORRY BUT I JUST STIMMED THE ENTIRE TIME WATCHING THIS. I GREW UP WITH THE SPRINKLE POPTARTS...I absolutely remember the Halloween poptart! It was always my favorite as a kid and it still is! Me as a 19 yr old still enjoys eating these silly snacks 💖
10:13 Joey: -Dude, what’s your favorite Pop-Tart? Frankie: -Obviously, it’s the strawberry one, But there’s- Joey: -That’s such a basic f---ing b---h answer. Frankie: -All right, you want a real answer, Joey? Joey: -Yes! Frankie: -The 2002 tie-in merch Pop-Tarts that came out for the Spider-Man movie. Look it up, THOSE are my favorite Pop-Tarts, Joe. The Wild Berry. **silent pause** Joey: -...Can you just be a person?
14:10 They used to have popsicles with gummy "bugs" inside tied into The Lion King, and later tied into absolutely nothing because the license ran out, I guess. Absolute favourite childhood treat.
12:31 oh buddy, do not get me started on the robots movie, this was my everything when I was like 8 for whatever reason. Had the movie on vhs, and dvd as well as blu ray when that first came out, had the official video game definitely for PC and (I think) the version for ps2 as well. Distinctly remember having that rescue the rusties cd as well (which I remember not liking lol. The actual pc/ps2 game was my jam though even though I hardly knew how to play it.) My parents made me a Rodney Copperbottom costume for Halloween that year. I was *obsessed* with this movie dude. Main story and whatnot Still holds up today, in my opinion, though it’s admittedly been a long time since I viewed it last.
silly parts in the video that i like 0:12 | "skooby dew" 1:11 | KORONE FANS UNITE 1:25 | oh no they killed him 3:30 | clank 4:38 | standg 6:02 | "caing from digital circus"
Ok, this might be off topic but there's something extremely nostalgic about watching Polygon's videos. Maybe it's the editing or the subjects of the videos, but their videos gives off 2009-12 vibes
i had a dream that polygon donut uploaded a 2 minute video titled “nyoom nyoom toom toom” and the thumbnail was pitch black with a low quality side profile of a blue car and red text that said “its nyoomin’ time”. the video was a blue toy car spinning around in a garage. please make this real polugin donate
I've ate em as a breakfast side all the time back in middle school, I would have em with the school breakfast, definitely made the meal feel more complete.
Australian here, we have Pop tarts bit only in those international sections or in a fruit shop where they would have international food. We have few flavours and I tried the chocolate one, it was ok.
One of my earliest memories was overdosing on Flintstone vitamins, the same ones shown in the video and my mother find me on the floor stuffing them in my mouth, one hand in bottle other stuffing them into my mouth. And then turning around to see my mom come in horrified and in shock. I thought it was just candy
I had no idea why RUclips kept recommending this channel to me over & over, until I watched this video & heard "Spiderman Poptarts". I'm glad someone else remembers when junk food used to be fun. Thanks for the video. You just earned a new subscriber!
6:07 The reason these ads were like that was a trend in media to look like you stitched an ad (or whatever) together from random clips you found. Sort of like a visual collage - the vibe of flipping through channels at 4 AM in a foreign country, where you don't speak a word of the language and it all seems to blur together into one distinct weird package. The scrapbook editing style is really interesting and was definitely inspired by grunge, MTV, and DIY culture - but add in the Wacky PoMo stuff, as well as the general zaniness of the late 90s.
9:25 Oh no that's not a pow, that's the secret 3rd Powerpuff girl, also known as "Lisa Simpson" 16:50 I REMEMBER THAT GAME ME AND MY SISTER USED TO PLAY THAT IN THE FUCKING DOCTOR OFFICE'S LOBBY BACK IN THE DAY.
That movie was peak. I remember watching it as a kid with my cousin. I rewatched it recently (using the old DVD copy) and there was more adult humor in it than I thought there'd be.
My favorite Poptart is rootbeer. Also when I was young there were Poptarts that came with eatable markers that would let you draw on them, I would draw a character that I hated and bite their head off! 😋
The Magicburst Pop-Tarts are one of my earliest food memories. I remember having them in the morning before pre-school sometimes, aging myself a little. I remember examining them closely and noticing that the sprinkles while white had a very thin layer of frosting or something over them and you could see some color underneath. I figured that coating must melt away in the toaster to reveal the colors. At least, that was my hypothesis. I was like 4, so I would take that with a big grain of salt. I have desired to have them again ever since.
I'm sure you didn't mention it due to copyright but I was shocked to see you didn't mention any of the animated "CRAZY GOOD" poptart commercials. The era of early 2010s food commercials where kids were just watching these sentient foods get eaten in brutal ways on TV will forever stick with me. I'm shocked by how much stuff was advertised like that.
ive had a poptart hyperfixation since i was 2 and i still have never eaten cereal in the mornings. i remember the days of rootbeer poptarts being in the store. i still eat strawberry poptarts to this day. bless your FUCKING HEART polygon donut for the best video drop of my life 🙏🙏🙏🙏
The star wars lava themed ones are crazy. "yeah let me make a pop tart based off of the moment in the series where the kid from tatooine turns into the space fascist's second in command" whats next a pop tart based on the moment where the grandpa from Up's wife dies
This is so extremely niche thank you so much for filling my brain with more knowledge… u should totally do a video on the weird snacks of the early 2000s as well
I almost forgot that robot movie existed, you just awakened so many memories. I remember the conveyer belt scene where they crushed stuff and it was a song that went crazy hard :D
I should probably get back to writing my fanfics, but these videos are really good for inspiration. Since they're about stuff seen a ton in the era my story is set. And these are pretty fun too.
12:26 My grandma served me the robo-berry blast flavor for the robots movie at a sleepover and it gave me hives all over and I had to go home (T_T) Was tasty tho
12:34 yes it was a favorite of mine as a kid, I remember taping it on my dad’s dvr and editing out the commercials. My gf and I watched it last year too, ofc it still holds up with such a studded cast. Also for anyone who needs a reason to watch it, Robbin Williams played one of the leads along with Ewan MacGreggor
0:23 me after eating 10 flinstones vitamins:👹👹👹👹😈😈😈😈👾👾👾👾👽👽👽👽👁️👁️👁️👁️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🪼🪼🪼🪼🐙🐙🐙🐙🌚🌚🌚🌚🎭🎭🎭🎭🪬🪬🪬🪬🧿🧿🧿🧿👁️🗨️👁️🗨️👁️🗨️👁️🗨️ Also 9 (10 if you count the Batman one)
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21:00 you forgot to mention that at the end of the football game (pop tarts Bowl) they lower him into the toaster and out pops a giant pop tart that is implied to be him, then the winning team literally eats him?!
heh. thats just the way the tart gets toasted...
YOU WOULDN'T EAT OUT OF A STRANGERS PLATE.
thats just the way the tart gets toasted...
0:12 my rotted Brain thought you said skibidi😨
He did💀 NOOOO THE BRAINROT GOT POLYGON!!!
No he said Scooby Doo
So glad I'm not the only one that heard that😔
@silli_clownmaedafr tho.. 😔
We actually in the future might have skibidi toilet snacks
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Fun Fact:
Did you know ToastEm’s were the original PopTarts in February 1964 and the OG PopTarts start food production copying ToastEm’s also in 1964 of September?
Ahhhh, another case of Hydrox and Oreos I see?
@TheShadowWarsVeteran and again. the original product. is better then the copy cat. Hydrox is so much better then oreos
jesus christ I love your channel so much. the editing is literally peak im not even joking I dont think ive seen someone editing as perfect as yours for a good laugh. not to mention the fact you bring me back to my youth reminding me of all these amazing things
I love their goofy style more than other RUclipsrs styles
5:26 My best guess is the colorful sprinkles are made using sanding sugar so they wouldn’t melt and then had some kind of coating on top, maybe a thin layer of frosting, that would melt when it was baked. I’m begging companies to bring back food gimmicks they are so fun 😭🙏
"plongplong donat" never fails to make our day with these videos
its schlatt (darwin schlatson) all over again
his name is plingle dongle
@@mysteriouseggofficialyeah, it’s infecting other channels
I love Mr. Ponguor Donjt
indeed,
Robots is an absolute classic and I watched it profusely as a child.
Me too!!! I loved that movie as a kid!!!
Those costumed Pop Tart mascots looks like one of those characters that appeared in _Don't Hug Me I'm Scared._
Fr tho
Don’t hug me I’m eating
I'M SORRY BUT I JUST STIMMED THE ENTIRE TIME WATCHING THIS. I GREW UP WITH THE SPRINKLE POPTARTS...I absolutely remember the Halloween poptart! It was always my favorite as a kid and it still is! Me as a 19 yr old still enjoys eating these silly snacks 💖
10:13
Joey: -Dude, what’s your favorite Pop-Tart?
Frankie: -Obviously, it’s the strawberry one, But there’s-
Joey: -That’s such a basic f---ing b---h answer.
Frankie: -All right, you want a real answer, Joey?
Joey: -Yes!
Frankie: -The 2002 tie-in merch Pop-Tarts that came out for the Spider-Man movie. Look it up, THOSE are my favorite Pop-Tarts, Joe. The Wild Berry.
**silent pause**
Joey: -...Can you just be a person?
I love this meme
I was thinking about this moment the entire video and I'm so happy someone else brought it up
14:10 They used to have popsicles with gummy "bugs" inside tied into The Lion King, and later tied into absolutely nothing because the license ran out, I guess. Absolute favourite childhood treat.
I REMEMBER THESE
think we got those once or twice. remember enjoying them
They had something like this for Ice Age! It had an acorn gummy in the tip, o loved them so much lol
12:31 oh buddy, do not get me started on the robots movie, this was my everything when I was like 8 for whatever reason. Had the movie on vhs, and dvd as well as blu ray when that first came out, had the official video game definitely for PC and (I think) the version for ps2 as well. Distinctly remember having that rescue the rusties cd as well (which I remember not liking lol. The actual pc/ps2 game was my jam though even though I hardly knew how to play it.) My parents made me a Rodney Copperbottom costume for Halloween that year. I was *obsessed* with this movie dude. Main story and whatnot Still holds up today, in my opinion, though it’s admittedly been a long time since I viewed it last.
SO REAL
Thoughts on the auntie
youre so correct for this that movie slaps
silly parts in the video that i like
0:12 | "skooby dew"
1:11 | KORONE FANS UNITE
1:25 | oh no they killed him
3:30 | clank
4:38 | standg
6:02 | "caing from digital circus"
That skoby dow sounds too familiar
2:31 | “THHHKKUH, YYAAAHHH”
Ok, this might be off topic but there's something extremely nostalgic about watching Polygon's videos. Maybe it's the editing or the subjects of the videos, but their videos gives off 2009-12 vibes
I was surprised that Polygon was 3 years younger than me.
2000s foods were so unique and had fun gimmicks
Indeed
i had a dream that polygon donut uploaded a 2 minute video titled “nyoom nyoom toom toom” and the thumbnail was pitch black with a low quality side profile of a blue car and red text that said “its nyoomin’ time”. the video was a blue toy car spinning around in a garage. please make this real polugin donate
these things are NOT breakfasts (they make very nice desserts/snacks tho)
I've ate em as a breakfast side all the time back in middle school, I would have em with the school breakfast, definitely made the meal feel more complete.
i just had one for breakfast this morning ☹️
This is AMERICA anything you eat in the morning is breakfast
@@woermincluding oil
Probably why their commercials say “a part of a full breakfast?” 😅
As a brazilian pleb that never even saw a pop-tart in person in my whole life, I feel like an alien studying human cuisine.
Australian here, we have Pop tarts bit only in those international sections or in a fruit shop where they would have international food. We have few flavours and I tried the chocolate one, it was ok.
é foda man
All the Miku appearances I could find. 1:55 2:18 7:43 16:42 20:59 Our lord and saviour Miku is pleased.
mimku
Miku Miku beeeeeaaaaaaaammmmm :3
MIKUU AAAA
MIKU NATION
teettoooo :(
I so remember Robots, still, even to this day. Good movie!! My favorite silly pop-tart has to be Meow-berry. It's so iconic to me
The items falling and turning into sand at the end of the video remind me of thisissand. Truly the peak of elementary school computer time
You just revived a childhood memory of mine
One of my earliest memories was overdosing on Flintstone vitamins, the same ones shown in the video and my mother find me on the floor stuffing them in my mouth, one hand in bottle other stuffing them into my mouth. And then turning around to see my mom come in horrified and in shock. I thought it was just candy
Extremely delightful PolygonDonut cinematographic publication
15:57 OMFG THAT WAS SUCH A NASTY POT SHOT AIDJDJDKD ANAKIN IS THE MASCOT FOR THE POPTART REPRESENTING HIS TRAUMATIC DISMEMBERMENT
REAL LMAO
19:53 WAS THAT A PEGGLE SOUND EFFECT? 👀 The one after "They don't even have frosting", or is it a stock sound and I just didn't know?
Ye i downloaded all the peggle sound effects, I use them alot in this video
I had no idea why RUclips kept recommending this channel to me over & over, until I watched this video & heard "Spiderman Poptarts". I'm glad someone else remembers when junk food used to be fun. Thanks for the video. You just earned a new subscriber!
7:05 does anyone remember the aesthetic series from 2 years ago I miss those man I think they need a revival
YESS
17:41
NO,
I DON'T WANT THE FROSTING!
*JUST THE CRUST!*
"skibidi fruit snacks" bruh what
Peak
scooby doo fruit snacks
@@TheMaxGuy correct
16:04
What makes it funnier is they put Darth Vader on the box lmao
pop of the tarts
also on the offchance you see this how do you do the images turning into sand thing in the intro
Its a program called Oecake
@@PolygonDonut thank you so much!!
12:34 I watch this movie at least once every two years to make sure it is never forgotten because it is that good and nobody remembers it but me
1:44 eye of poptart
pls never stop making youtube videos - your legit my comfort go-to, your videos always leave me in a better mood :)
"splat your mouth silly!" 😭 0:02
6:07 The reason these ads were like that was a trend in media to look like you stitched an ad (or whatever) together from random clips you found. Sort of like a visual collage - the vibe of flipping through channels at 4 AM in a foreign country, where you don't speak a word of the language and it all seems to blur together into one distinct weird package. The scrapbook editing style is really interesting and was definitely inspired by grunge, MTV, and DIY culture - but add in the Wacky PoMo stuff, as well as the general zaniness of the late 90s.
A channel that did this a lot was YTV here in Canada, take a look at some of their old edits, bumpers, short films etc if you can find any.
This has nothing to do with the video but I'm obsessed with your oc/persona/little guy/avatar. They're awesome
THANKS 👽
9:25 Oh no that's not a pow, that's the secret 3rd Powerpuff girl, also known as "Lisa Simpson"
16:50 I REMEMBER THAT GAME ME AND MY SISTER USED TO PLAY THAT IN THE FUCKING DOCTOR OFFICE'S LOBBY BACK IN THE DAY.
Pongong is so silly :3
POLYGON DONUT UPLOAD LES GOOOOO!!!
Also your aesthetic series was really cool, I'd really love to see you continue it!
Hmmmm ill think about it…. 🤔
yoy better think about it polgon..,.,.,,
6:42 oh i remember them all right. i remember hearing stories about kids getting horrific burns after getting their hands stuck in the door
Jesus
Yeah
4:30 bro is the peter Griffin before peter Griffin
12:32 I ABSOLUTLY ADORED THIS MOVIE, last time I watched it I was like 7 so it feels like a fever dream but god it was am amazing
I remember having a playset based on the scene where Rodney and Fender roll and fly around the city in that ball
Same
That movie was peak. I remember watching it as a kid with my cousin. I rewatched it recently (using the old DVD copy) and there was more adult humor in it than I thought there'd be.
18:29 EMU MENTION 🎉🎉🎉
Idc about my grades I’m watching this feast for my eyes and brain!
Imagining how pissed Vader would be if he knew his pop tart flavor was based on when he got his legs chopped off and his flesh burned to a crisp
My bro had a Darth Vader toaster.. imagine
My favorite Poptart is rootbeer.
Also when I was young there were Poptarts that came with eatable markers that would let you draw on them, I would draw a character that I hated and bite their head off! 😋
WAIT REALLY? I think there are some flavors that dont exist online anymore cuz I’ve never heard of those. Poptart gimmicks are really undocumented
@@PolygonDonutyou should make a video on food gimmicks!!!! I love your videos!!!!!
12:35 I guessed it was Robots but at the same time thought "what are the chances, anyway??" and got really surprised
"FINALLY! THE EVENT PROPHESIED FOR A BILLION YEARS HAS COME TO PASS!"
-Bill Cipher
5:44 copious amounts of radiation that's how
I think it’s like a think coat of sugar that melts off
17:28 HOLY MOLY THE ORANGE CRUSH POPTARTS!!! THEY WERE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE AS A KID BUT I FORGOT ABOUT THEM AND THEYRE DISCONTINUED D:
I miss those cartoon Pop-Tart commercials where people were trying to cook and eat giant, sentient Pop-Tarts. It was so unhinged.
Same. Wish they had their first mascot in them tho...
16:49 I HAD THAT NYAN CAT GAME WHEN I WAS A KID
Same
Its called Nyan cat lost in space, i played it so much XD
@@PolygonDonutREAL
POLYGON DONUT SHOULD DO A VIDEO TALKING ABOUT SILLY OR ODD EASY BAKE OVEN MIXES/ COLLABS!!!
About to put extra frosting on those super girl and cat woman pop tarts 18:34
0:13 Bro said ‘Skibidi fruit snacks”. Wait, no, DONT LOCK ME IN THE BASEME-
POPTART DONUT!!!🎉
sipping on soda while watching a new polygon donut video on a friday evening is a such a good feeling
20:17 Man I sure enjoy the 😐 poptarts!!!
Note: I never tasted a poptart in my whole life and this comment is a joke
The Magicburst Pop-Tarts are one of my earliest food memories. I remember having them in the morning before pre-school sometimes, aging myself a little. I remember examining them closely and noticing that the sprinkles while white had a very thin layer of frosting or something over them and you could see some color underneath. I figured that coating must melt away in the toaster to reveal the colors. At least, that was my hypothesis. I was like 4, so I would take that with a big grain of salt.
I have desired to have them again ever since.
15:57 HELP I ACTUALLY GUESSED IT WAS A STAR WARS POPTART??? 🤯💀
Same
I'm sure you didn't mention it due to copyright but I was shocked to see you didn't mention any of the animated "CRAZY GOOD" poptart commercials. The era of early 2010s food commercials where kids were just watching these sentient foods get eaten in brutal ways on TV will forever stick with me. I'm shocked by how much stuff was advertised like that.
0:11 skibidi fruit snacks
GET OUT-
Nah he can stay @@Franuccino
@ i dont fw you
@ i fw you
i heardm that too 😢 😢
ive had a poptart hyperfixation since i was 2 and i still have never eaten cereal in the mornings. i remember the days of rootbeer poptarts being in the store. i still eat strawberry poptarts to this day. bless your FUCKING HEART polygon donut for the best video drop of my life 🙏🙏🙏🙏
1:51 my legacy has been set in stone with that phrase and I feel ok about it
You're probably not gonna see this, but I just found your channel and I gotta say your voice is just so full of positive energy hahah I love it
20:07 what do i see in the bottom fucking right
Me when the: 👁️👄👁️
The star wars lava themed ones are crazy. "yeah let me make a pop tart based off of the moment in the series where the kid from tatooine turns into the space fascist's second in command" whats next a pop tart based on the moment where the grandpa from Up's wife dies
12:17 I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I GUESSED THAT I GUESSED ROBOTS AS A JOKE
12:34 Robots movie is AMAZING!! I love Fender so so much :3 he's one of my comfy characters
I always love watching your videos; the editing scratches my lil AuDHD brain
This is so extremely niche thank you so much for filling my brain with more knowledge… u should totally do a video on the weird snacks of the early 2000s as well
20:31 kinda surprised to find out that the main college in my city has a poptart with their logo on it😭
yooo i watched a ton of your videos a while back and your humor was perfect, i’m back and your character is PERFECTION wtf
Thought this said rare poop-fart flavors and i was like wtf
5:27 I'm sorry? Blue raspberry poptarts?! With what looks to be creme stripes?! I NEED IT...
14:23 when i was younger i LOVED THAT MOVIE but also my humor was that of a 7 year olds so yea (silly car)
7/10 sponsor: really silly and i like your editing so that's a plus
Eye of mul 19:24
A cursed Shrek merch video would go so hard
I love pop tarts, my favorite flavor is blueberry
You’re a monster, the cookies and cream is best obviously.
@@Colbyj1422no, cement is the best
I prefer tv static
Ur correct blueberry is the best flavor ^w^
I almost forgot that robot movie existed, you just awakened so many memories. I remember the conveyer belt scene where they crushed stuff and it was a song that went crazy hard :D
sorry for being 46 seconds late
im 2 entire minutes late
I'm 4 minutes late
Im 4 mins
4 mins late,,, oh this is unforgivable 😔💔
am 5 mins
You know it’s a good day when polygon donut uploads
0:50 REIMU??? REIMU!!! 50 SECONDS IN AND REIMU!!!!
I should probably get back to writing my fanfics, but these videos are really good for inspiration. Since they're about stuff seen a ton in the era my story is set. And these are pretty fun too.
12:07 I GOT IT RIGHT
Glad I’m not the only one who gets stomach aches when eating these now 😂
0:12 from skibidi fruit snacks????
Well THANK YOU now I can't unhear it. I wish that all your pillows will always be on the warm side
Scooby-doo. It's scooby-doo.
SKIBIDI FRUIT SNACKS
the entire polynomers server went crazy over this
4:35 “Sweetheart! We have guests, bring out the fine china!”
12:26 My grandma served me the robo-berry blast flavor for the robots movie at a sleepover and it gave me hives all over and I had to go home (T_T)
Was tasty tho
4:48 so dead as a kpop fan, the entire internet always calling edits "fancams" when fancams are an entirely diff thing 😭😭
6:55 THE RUI POPTART IS REALLLL
12:34 yes it was a favorite of mine as a kid, I remember taping it on my dad’s dvr and editing out the commercials. My gf and I watched it last year too, ofc it still holds up with such a studded cast. Also for anyone who needs a reason to watch it, Robbin Williams played one of the leads along with Ewan MacGreggor
0:23 me after eating 10 flinstones vitamins:👹👹👹👹😈😈😈😈👾👾👾👾👽👽👽👽👁️👁️👁️👁️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🪼🪼🪼🪼🐙🐙🐙🐙🌚🌚🌚🌚🎭🎭🎭🎭🪬🪬🪬🪬🧿🧿🧿🧿👁️🗨️👁️🗨️👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
Also 9 (10 if you count the Batman one)
Missing the fashion designer, betsy johnson, retro toaster purse with pop tart coin bag is WILD! XD
20:17 imagine opening a poptart and it just hits you with this face “🥵”
💀
I WOULD THROW IT AWAY- 😭
I just missed this era by like 7 years