DSP's bizarre rant white knighting Callisto Protocol from evil game journos and influencers

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @scorpion6328
    @scorpion6328 Год назад +122

    People actually pay money to watch this guy. Take that in.

    • @Klink-International
      @Klink-International Год назад +12

      People paying to watch him is a funny as Phil paying money on a free to play mobile game.

    • @turtlehead2
      @turtlehead2 Год назад +9

      That mustache brings all the boys to the yard.

    • @turtlehead2
      @turtlehead2 Год назад +3

      @@Klink-International WWE champions is his biggest accomplishment and he can’t even flaunt it because he lied so much about playing it.

    • @AcornSmokes420
      @AcornSmokes420 Год назад +1

      If he had his penis out it be more entertaining lol 😂

    • @elainewalls1965
      @elainewalls1965 Год назад +3

      My brain isn't dented enough to understand it nor accept it.

  • @SamBlips
    @SamBlips Год назад +91

    I always found DSP’s obsession about caring what everyone else says about X and Y to be obnoxious. It’s almost like he feels a need to find something to stand out and feel like a ‘truther’ while everyone else is a sheeple or shill.
    But whenever he does align with reviews and everyone, he never brings up what others think.
    And I’m pretty sure he actually doesn’t read or watch the reviews. Just probably reads tweets or looks at the Scores 😂
    Edit: Also, I sure would like to have some citations... Who said the game was ‘outdated’...?

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z Год назад +11

      Someone's comment brought this conclusion to me:
      DSP keeps complaining that the streamers and journalists are shills that give good reviews based on the monetary incentive - that they sold themselves. Meanwhile his opinion about any game is solely dependent on the amount of cash thrown at him. Typical Dave - hypocrite

    • @zekeiwa5837
      @zekeiwa5837 Год назад +11

      He's a "I'm not like other girls" streamer

    • @frankerz8339
      @frankerz8339 Год назад +3

      part of the pignosis, we vs them mentality

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist Год назад +6

      The "outdated" thing was really funny because it's like he's arguing against himself. He says it's not outdated because it's like older survival horror games and not a new style of horror game like Visage. Okay well...that isn't an argument against it not being outdated Phil.
      Then he makes it even worse by saying how it's repetitive but that's okay because all the old survival horror games were also repetitive. I mean, if something hasn't changed at all and still has the same design problems as the old games in the genre that's usually what you call "outdated." He's just a straight up moron.

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 Год назад +4

      He loves being a contrarian...he feeds off hate....he is THE KING OFFFFFF HATE!!!!

  • @Rossoneri2
    @Rossoneri2 Год назад +53

    He thinks his opinion is the only valid one in existence

    • @kiritosnightsky
      @kiritosnightsky Год назад +7

      Because he's created an echo chamber where everyone has to agree with him or they're banned.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 Год назад

      yeah, im definitely gonna take the opinion of some dood that sucks ass at videogames. im sure he got super valid points to make

    • @jonesjay515
      @jonesjay515 Год назад

      Straight up narcissist.

    • @daviddjurovic1998
      @daviddjurovic1998 Месяц назад

      Yet majority saying Callisto - bad, Dead Space - good, is a non-disputable fact.

  • @RyTheZombieGuy
    @RyTheZombieGuy Год назад +45

    he can't just accept the fact he didn't get a review code and wants to bad mouth anyone

    • @WinstonWolfe21
      @WinstonWolfe21 Год назад

      Had a gullible pay pig buy it for him as he mocks other streamers when he quits MW 2 MP and just takes advantage of his easily manipulated moronic fanbase

    • @frankerz8339
      @frankerz8339 Год назад +3

      facts

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 Год назад +3

      he also cant fathom bad gamers being more successful. he was butthurt about that gamer who couldnt beat first gow boss

    • @drip_souls_3224
      @drip_souls_3224 Год назад

      @@Alxmir23 and still is 🤣

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 Год назад

      @@drip_souls_3224 when he watches other people with wife he gets really upset seeing them being successful and doesnt understand how they can be bad at game but still be famous and rich

  • @adamwilliams9503
    @adamwilliams9503 Год назад +58

    He is loving on the game because everyone else isn’t. He does it with everything. Always goes the opposite of most people agree on.

    • @Winterstrife89
      @Winterstrife89 Год назад +8

      Once he hits a wall, he will start hating the game and then in his top 10 list will give the most vanilla top 10 list ever (like every other game journalist) and say that is his opinion all along.
      This is why he's King of the Lolcows.

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 Год назад +2

      He decided he liked this game the moment he found out who was developing it..he likes the underdog story

    • @TheBigEmstos
      @TheBigEmstos Год назад +3

      He also loves anything that’s easy.

    • @xxcffff8275
      @xxcffff8275 Год назад +3

      Pretty sure a lot of people enjoy this game unless you're on pc.

    • @friedporchetta
      @friedporchetta Год назад

      He’s such a contrarian idiot

  • @ImEverlove
    @ImEverlove Год назад +54

    Yes Phil, any game is DOOM run and gun when you play the game on Easy or Normal. The dude literally played Dead Space on Zealot and hated his life, yet hes saying Dead Space was eay? DSPs ability to rewrite his own opinions and history is truly amazing. Dude should be a writer.

  • @MikeTheD
    @MikeTheD Год назад +54

    When he does this rant, it has nothing to do with the issue at hand, it has to do with Phil’s resentments seething outta control. No joke he probably watched a big RUclipsrs review and the backdrop is his weirdo jealousies and almost-WWE mindset of a “rivalry” or something; it’s truly legendary and pathological. His most wild unhinged content has been that, like his early stuff and he largely hides it.

    • @numberonedad
      @numberonedad Год назад +5

      I think the main thing is he doesn't understand why he's not moist critical, and it frustrates him because as we can see from this rant he has better opinions, is a better gamer, more charming and funny, etc.
      The projection of the "your audience doesn't care about you and wants to see you suffer" bit is off the charts.
      It's also that he'll be looking for an excuse for low tips and the bad reviews can be it.

    • @Rossoneri2
      @Rossoneri2 Год назад +3

      Just look at his rants when people get early copies of a game and compare it to how he acted when he found out he got access to the sf beta. He wants to be part of that but because he's always burning bridges, he sulks like a child with a "I didn't want it anyway" attitude

  • @ThatKidTony
    @ThatKidTony Год назад +21

    I'm losing it at him using the angry video game nerd analogy and completely missing the joke. 🤣

  • @5EyesIsntWatching
    @5EyesIsntWatching Год назад +24

    The world should only run on Phil's opinions what could possibly go wrong

  • @Prodigalstunna76
    @Prodigalstunna76 Год назад +15

    He just said who rage quits a game in normal gotta hold him to that when he inevitably does

    • @RandomGuyxd
      @RandomGuyxd Год назад +7

      don't forget when he ragequit persona 3 on easy

    • @HK-42069
      @HK-42069 Год назад +8

      He already did with divinity 2

    • @Ken-mj4rg
      @Ken-mj4rg Год назад

      he rage quit not one but TWO Lego games

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Год назад

      We need a Phil rage quitting games on Normal or below compilation.

  • @dennisflonasal
    @dennisflonasal Год назад +13

    Have to justify our own rage quits in COD by saying that’s a legitimate rage quit vs quitting a survival horror game because you don’t like it

  • @KillaK78
    @KillaK78 Год назад +4

    Already forgot his scorn and resident evil 3 play through didn’t he.
    Am shock.

  • @Supervandal
    @Supervandal Год назад +7

    You’d think as much as he T poses he would do some chair dips and curls once in awhile.
    Shaped like a balloon filled with pudding squeezed a kids sized shirt.

  • @brunneng38
    @brunneng38 Год назад +7

    Creates an imaginary debate.
    Gaslights the imaginary person he’s debating.

  • @wetfloor426
    @wetfloor426 Год назад +8

    Like Phil has the room to cast shade on people ragequiting.
    He's the fucking King of rage quits.

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 Год назад +13

    He really doesn’t see how much of a consistent contrarian he is eh? He chalks this up to his intelligence.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Год назад +1

      I don't think he's doing it just to be a contrarian. I think he just likes shitty games because he is so bad at good games.

  • @Reesepkc
    @Reesepkc Год назад +17

    Ladies and gentlemen this is what total delusion looks like

  • @ThatKidTony
    @ThatKidTony Год назад +10

    I like how he throws in certain arguments and counter-arguments in order to hand wave away criticism he gets. Like how he's saying you gotta start at a lower difficult first then go back and play a harder one. 🤣

  • @Shunfertast
    @Shunfertast Год назад +5

    Seeing DSP defend it will probably make the developers hate their own game.
    "Oh god this dunce likes it? We really fucked up. Fuck our game let's make another one guys!"

  • @TheMadmax03
    @TheMadmax03 Год назад +10

    Phil: “The game isn’t dead space 4 and you’re idiot for believing that”
    Also Phil: “How can you say this game isn’t scary when it’s the same as Deadspace, same monster, same atmosphere. It’s literally the same!”
    Wtf Phil!?

  • @patrickdefoejr
    @patrickdefoejr Год назад +2

    My wife just glanced at this video. She asked “Who is the drunk guy?” It gave me a chuckle

  • @Supavillain360
    @Supavillain360 Год назад +5

    What a coward. He can't even say he's ranting about Max, so he does it in some thinly veiled way so he can not cause "drama."

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz Год назад +4

    Phil is attacking all content creators by labeling them with the game journo tag.
    His obsession with being different than everyone else is melting his mind. He was salivating at the goddamn mouth when he got the chance to dunk on Elden Ring. And yes, he trashed that game for having OLD mechanics, while praising this game for using outdated mechanics. The pro gamer never even learned Dark Soul's mechanics despite playing the games a dozen times.

  • @jamcarnage
    @jamcarnage Год назад +2

    They're not playing intelligently.......
    Jesus Christ. Pot, kettle.

  • @DETRACT0RD00M
    @DETRACT0RD00M Год назад +3

    May-laay system

  • @Vikes1011
    @Vikes1011 Год назад +13

    Beating a game on a harder difficulty doesn’t have to be for anyone else. It’s an accomplishment for YOURSELF. Fill can’t see anything in any way that doesn’t being a monetary amount to him. This is just another jealous rant against people with more viewers and are more popular than he is.

  • @WayBackWayBackHome
    @WayBackWayBackHome Год назад +4

    Man, what a wild rant about other people having opinions that are not the same as his. For someone who drinks so much he sure isn't relaxed.

  • @paulj.brazzlejr.4392
    @paulj.brazzlejr.4392 Год назад +3

    Just prison, he needs to go to prison

  • @AgentofChaos81
    @AgentofChaos81 Год назад +3

    He talks alot of shit for someone who rage quit "Dark Souls" Kirby.

  • @malixx___2851
    @malixx___2851 Год назад +1

    His description of survival horror game was outlast. A niche survival horror game

  • @DefenestrateLogic
    @DefenestrateLogic Год назад +3

    "It's still scary! You're desensitized!"
    Right... just like how we aren't still enjoying Pong.

    • @UFC_Buffalo
      @UFC_Buffalo Год назад +2

      Phil is still playing Candy Crush, lol just the sweaty man version.

  • @turtlehead2
    @turtlehead2 Год назад +2

    15:00 range
    Definitely projection

  • @gooseherdez336
    @gooseherdez336 Год назад +2

    Phil: I'm not gona play Game A because it got bad reviews
    Also Phil: Reviewers are stoopid!

  • @dolo.c4y972
    @dolo.c4y972 Год назад +4

    I love how this rant can be applied to him with any modern fighting game. lmao

  • @BigStinky669
    @BigStinky669 Год назад +31

    Him talking about his playthroughs of games being played with "intelligent capacity" really is something else. He plays through games as slow as possible and any time he gets stuck on a challenging puzzle or boss mechanic, he immediately starts whining like a little child and demands his stream chat to help him through it. I'm convinced one of the reasons he takes so long to play through games is so the majority of his audience have beaten the game already and can guide him through anything he can't figure out himself. Ragnorak came out almost a month ago now and he's barely half way through the game.

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist Год назад +4

      Just has to be brought up every once in a while that his gameplay was literally used as an example by GoW devs for how you need to basically baby the average gamer to do the right thing. But he thinks he's actually good at this shit, it's hilarious.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper Год назад

      He is so backwards as a gamer and streamer. There are walk troughs of Callisto protocol already uploaded that are shorter than his play trough of it and In 4 K as well. Needless to say with 100 000 more views than he´ll ever get. He could just have a walk trough open on a laptop beside him but thats another thing with him, he wants his chat to feel important to him when they help him.

    • @wodensthrone5215
      @wodensthrone5215 Год назад

      To be fair, hes beaten Dark Souls multiple times, he beat Bloodborne and other souls like games, hes not that bad of a gamer, he just whines too much.

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist Год назад +1

      @@wodensthrone5215 Souls isn't hard if you have people telling you everything to do which he did even on his like 3rd playthrough of these games.

    • @wodensthrone5215
      @wodensthrone5215 Год назад

      @@ickyfist You can have people telling you what to do and still not beat a game, I told my friend the best way to beat Ornstein and Smough, he still couldn't do it and never picked the game back up.
      Black Knight Weapons turn the game into a joke to begin with, any black knight weapon, it doesn't have to be the BKH, your personal skill will always determine if you can beat a game, doesn't matter if you have people telling you what to do, if you suck, then you suck.

  • @JosephJamesScott
    @JosephJamesScott Год назад +1

    Philip Burnell just started a playthough and if the game has bad reviews people might not turn up to watch so he's doing the thing that he's accused other let's payers do in the past, he's suggesting the game is good so he can get his views, and then once he's done with the play though he'll say the game sucked after all.

  • @MrMementoMori
    @MrMementoMori Год назад +6

    The ranting is funny as hell.

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 Год назад +3

    He will shit on the game when the views and tips begin to drop.

  • @HomethaSick
    @HomethaSick Год назад +3

    God, he's so toxic. He thinks his opinion on games is law and everyone else are morahns. And it's funny that he is talking about people rage quitting games when he rage quits games all the time playing on normal/easy difficulties. This is the guy that compared a Kirby game to Dark Souls. Does he not understand people get enjoyment out of playing games on harder difficulties. I remember watching his Halo Infinite campaign gameplay, and the enemies would literally stand there and let DSP kill them. So boring.

  • @bontonne
    @bontonne Год назад +1

    He's talking about the graphics when he is playing in 1080p, no 4K, no HDR, no raytracing, no nothing, he really needs to update all his outdated hardware.

  • @NuiJagaa
    @NuiJagaa Год назад +2

    “Modern horror games don’t even have combat!” Why is he pretending it’s still 2012 so he can feel right? Run-and-hide horror is basically nom existent at this point.

  • @JackssonClark
    @JackssonClark Год назад +2

    What a bizarre rant. Phil assigns motives to people harder than anyone else I've ever heard talk.

  • @havebluevette7485
    @havebluevette7485 Год назад +2

    He will change his tune when he gets to the end of the game, just watch

  • @thelostradiant3953
    @thelostradiant3953 Год назад +2

    didn't DSP do this before White Knighting for GTA Definitive Edition claiming that reviewers and streamers were being drama queens??? And didn't DSP at the end submitting to agreeing that GTA DE was a buggy mess. This is just him angry that this was the "next" game to save his channel and everyone is bad mouthing it.

  • @Yayofangamer16
    @Yayofangamer16 Год назад +3

    The copium is off the charts.

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 Год назад

      By the way. He is slowly exchanging swaying with turning around on his seat. He can't stay still.

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 Год назад

      BY THE WAY YOU HATED AMNESIA, PHIL.

  • @WinstonWolfe21
    @WinstonWolfe21 Год назад +6

    So is he saying all the journalists rage quit the game and that’s why IGN gave it a 7/10? I have no clue what he’s babbling about bc there’s no actual proof of anything he’s saying

    • @juanertizer
      @juanertizer Год назад +4

      he prolly saw 1 youtuber with way more viewers than him shit on the game and hes jealous

    • @WinstonWolfe21
      @WinstonWolfe21 Год назад +6

      @@juanertizer I feel like the only reason he has his panties in a bunch is bc he’s jealous of those Callisto Protocol reviews getting views and making money when he doesn’t have that. That’s really all this rant stems from

  • @Exmachinagamma
    @Exmachinagamma Год назад +1

    I also like how he wants all games to have an auto-save which I think is his point about being taken back several rooms.

  • @twitchsopamanxx
    @twitchsopamanxx Год назад +18

    Aqua, ive said this before, ill say it again: You have the mental endurance of god to watch piggie's content.

  • @I_Art_Laughing
    @I_Art_Laughing Год назад +3

    This is the hardest projection/cope I've seen out of the Pigroach who is already a master of projection/cope. Cheesing, bullying his way through the game...Phil 101. Play difficulty....

  • @torchlight1785
    @torchlight1785 Год назад +2

    His business operates exclusively off of "hype games" and when a game comes out and gets a 7 or below, it messes with Phil's "tippage rate" and we can't have that.
    At the end of the day Phil doesn't care if the game is "good" or not but it does need to entertain his audience so they tip big...he's reliant of others hard work to make his money, let that sink it.

  • @rogerpoola2630
    @rogerpoola2630 Год назад +1

    "Lazy" Says the Guy who.... ugh for get it, its way too easy 🤣🤣

  • @nunyabizniss3451
    @nunyabizniss3451 Год назад +1

    Throwing stones in a glass house here when he accuses others of cheesing a game or complaining about games and genres you aren't familiar, just to complain.

  • @garynoland1085
    @garynoland1085 Год назад +1

    What? No passive aggressive snort? 🐽

  • @Exmachinagamma
    @Exmachinagamma Год назад +1

    He burned all of his ink ribbons in RE3 Nemesis I didn't even know you could run out of those.
    Also, he bitched about "antiquated controls" for the old games why would you take him seriously?

  • @reudevad
    @reudevad Год назад +2

    For someone who doesn’t want to be told how to play a game, he sure does a lot of telling other people how to play their games

  • @Atomixi
    @Atomixi Год назад +1

    This rant is the product of him attempting to mask but also vent out his rage, infatuation and jealousy at RUclipsrs getting more views, early release copies, and more money off their content regarding the game. He doesn't give a shit about the criticisms people have or the fact that they chose to play on a harder mode. He's pretending to be less concerned about elements that even he doesn't like so that he can display himself as a righteous person that others should watch and have a fun time with, instead of those other toxic content creators that just want to be negative for views. Just another attempt at manipulation.

  • @dadworksforsega6378
    @dadworksforsega6378 Год назад +2

    Phil defends this game as if the developers care about his one cent opinion.
    22:56 “It means something to me”
    LOL

  • @_aizy_
    @_aizy_ Год назад +4

    why the hell is he calling it Cuh-leesto?

    • @Chengeist
      @Chengeist Год назад +1

      Cause he is a hermit that never talks with real people.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 Год назад

      Because his favourite WWE Supercard is Kalisto

  • @Tomion123
    @Tomion123 Год назад +1

    Notice how the more worke dup he gets over people not liking what he likes the more he stutters and cant form words.

  • @Akary999
    @Akary999 Год назад +2

    Dsp just admited he plays on ez mode, even though he says he will ban people who make that claim rofl

  • @HK-42069
    @HK-42069 Год назад +3

    *D I V I N I T Y 2*

  • @Mr__Geno
    @Mr__Geno Год назад +1

    DSP, The Ebegging Streamer about Nothing.

  • @nunyabizniss3451
    @nunyabizniss3451 Год назад +2

    Ah, DSP, the smartest guy in whatever room he waddles into. At least in his own mind.

  • @StarChildInABubble
    @StarChildInABubble Год назад +1

    This is the last major release of the year and the guy is hoping that the game would boost his viewership/support. That's why the white knighting. I've been watching him for a long time now and I can see through his hidden intentions in such a case immediately.

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 Год назад +2

    This guy is really talking about rage quitting? Acting like a baby and looking like a fool on the Internet when he raged quit a Kirby game?! Wow

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Год назад +2

    As to why anyone would take Phil's advice in video games when the man RQ'd Kirby is wild.

  • @headless0ptomist198
    @headless0ptomist198 Год назад +2

    He thought Ride to Hell : Redemption was good, nuff said.

  • @MathewWoodard
    @MathewWoodard Год назад +2

    Jesus Christ I can’t listen to him

  • @zekeiwa5837
    @zekeiwa5837 Год назад +2

    Can't say Dead SPace without DSP

  • @golemofwill4728
    @golemofwill4728 Год назад +2

    He does this so much. If he legit enjoyed a game and others didn't, that is A Okay to me. But he doesn't, He only goes against popular opinion because he needs to be an underdog. But don't worry, he will probably rage by the end and whine if he gets stuck and tips are low. Having an opinion is fine, but being fake isn't.

  • @loler49er
    @loler49er Год назад +3

    Callisto Protocol is not gonna date you Phil, stop white knighting it😂

  • @davidwalkerjr675
    @davidwalkerjr675 Год назад +2

    gawd damn. I mean I know this man projects. But seriously the projection in this has my palm in my face.
    I can't wait for his downfall. Honestly I will have a beer when this man has to sell the house

  • @TheDrunkLawyer
    @TheDrunkLawyer Год назад

    He wishes every game were Pokémon where you could save state in front of the legendaries and just re try over and over if you fail with no stakes attached at all

  • @kiritosnightsky
    @kiritosnightsky Год назад +1

    If everyone likes a game, he goes out of his way to shit on it. If everyone hates a game, he defends the hell out of it.

  • @kg888
    @kg888 Год назад +1

    Wait till he get to that one kill boss that also spawn two 1 kill. Lol

  • @Lowenssohn
    @Lowenssohn Год назад +1

    I like the filter. Looks like he came out of Borderlands. Good stuff!

  • @brodie6858
    @brodie6858 Год назад +2

    Games with difficulty settings live rent free in Phil’s head

  • @NealFowler
    @NealFowler Год назад +1

    DSP calling out streamers for not wanting to work is one of the most laughably hypocritical things he's done since the beginning of this month.

  • @waylaymaster6198
    @waylaymaster6198 Год назад +1

    The irony of 10:00 is astounding because that's exactly what he does in every game

  • @TheChildflayer
    @TheChildflayer Год назад +1

    That one person saying he was playing GoW on easy has STILL got him ranting on a daily basis.

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 Год назад +1

    Phil loves making up random people with non existent views to rip into them.

  • @newhope33
    @newhope33 Год назад

    Just the usual defend the new cash cow game routine, he'll be shitting on it next week when the dents stop throwing money at it.

  • @HarmonySword
    @HarmonySword Год назад

    It's always a classic whenever DSP tries to defend a bad opinion like what happened with Shadow of War.

  • @waylaymaster6198
    @waylaymaster6198 Год назад +1

    Phil "HELLO JEW" Burnell

  • @davidibalio7217
    @davidibalio7217 Год назад +2

    Dsp is defending the game not because the game is good but because he thinks the negativity will get in the way of his tips.

  • @FantasticMrSam
    @FantasticMrSam Год назад

    He’s had the same complaints about save points ever since his original metal gear playthroughs. He wants every game to have save states like his retro Nintendo gameplay.
    Big ups Aqua Teal 🙏

  • @jewvonte
    @jewvonte Год назад

    a fool to say the least, he over looks the important issues. a gameplay loop shouldn’t feel repetitive, deadspace every room felt like a triumph to beat, last of us 2 each encounter felt like a puzzle i needed to solve efficiently to survive, returnal (which every death is literally the same thing over) found a way to make it feel like each run was significant and impactful. when i played protocol it felt like i was shooting the same enemies the entire game, meaning every “variation” just became a bigger bullet sponge, there were points where i would genuinely have to manage all the ammo and goodies i had on me. i still had fun in the interactions but it felt i could always shoot my way out, or dodge and beat any enemy to death. an example would be the 2 heads, at first they were bullet sponges and took up most my ammunition, but later on i realized i could just baton them to death and they would pose no real threat. as for horror the fact i could annihilate my enemies in a 1 on 1, or sometimes 1 on groups, kept me from feeling the horror aspect which i even got from last of us at moments, the game struggled with instilling long lasting fear. the movement overall felt odd and would hinder the fights, there would be a jump-scare or “wow” set piece in a room and the area in which i takes place would permanently leave u at a snails pace instead of being able to run at tops speeds, which is important when dealing with 2 heads or groups of enemies.graphics wise my game did stutter and have a lot of graphics issues, which did improve after the update, but not everything was fixed, and i would still face a stutter every other encounter or so. finally the story overall was lacking i didn’t feel as if i’d learned any lessons, or had been impacted by it. every problem was “we have to go to [insert place] but [insert thing to separate me from my “partner” happened]. it felt like every situation was inconveniently happening to jacob, and though
    SPOILER
    he’d been the cause of this whole ordeal, he or anyone else deserved the torment or loss of their lives, it felt as if the story had been thrown together AROUND the gameplay, and each significant event was a coincidence. 🤷🏾
    it felt “outdated” cuz older gamers would feel like a bunch of inconvenient things where happening to my character, last of us 2 felt this way also, but i’d atleast enjoy playing through the inconvenience making them feel less like burdens. overall a 6ish, not worth the money….yet i’ll see with the release of the DLC an the updates the devs drop.

  • @condoreo37
    @condoreo37 Год назад +1

    11:50 You ragequit Kirby and the Forgotten Land

  • @GhostOfTommyFinton
    @GhostOfTommyFinton Год назад +1

    Spoken like someone who plays GoW on easy mode.

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb Год назад +1

    Why is he being obtuse? The game seems extremely simple and doesn't seem to bring anything new. If he likes it for the story then that's a different thing, but the game itself is same old same old. People were saying it's another dead space because it feels exactly like that game.

  • @SuddenFool
    @SuddenFool Год назад +1

    This rant screams " DENTHEADS PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY BECAUSE THE GAME IS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD " I've not seen any gameplay of Calisto but from all i've heard it's nothing special.

  • @antares8943
    @antares8943 Год назад

    It's funny how Phil just learned that there is locations you cant save at in games

  • @chase8804
    @chase8804 Год назад +2

    He should be the last person talking like this 💀

  • @HollowHouse3
    @HollowHouse3 Год назад

    He always ascribes ulterior motives to everyone else's opinions that he doesn't agree with. Yet his opinion is always "real and raw", he accuses all of this detractors of being conspiracy theorists but he's completely delusional about how most things work.

  • @Ragemonster64
    @Ragemonster64 Год назад

    I love how he says these things with zero evidence but complains when people do that to him

  • @TheDrunkLawyer
    @TheDrunkLawyer Год назад

    He wants to spend 80+% his time gaming but not be called a nerd

  • @k.t.dennison3114
    @k.t.dennison3114 Год назад

    I can’t wait for the salt in the future.

  • @nunyabizniss3451
    @nunyabizniss3451 Год назад +1

    Bets on how long it takes for DSP to turn on this game and talk about how shitty it is with no sense of irony?

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 Год назад

    This dude is out of his mind. He's projecting like no tomorrow, all this noise he's making and mock-voice is his own routine. He's ragequit billion games while crying that it didn't let him win as per his schedule. But now it's everyone else who does that and they're pathetic when THEY do it. And then right after he circles around and defends his own ragequit habits. Until back to "I'm just being honest!"

  • @CapitalPSY
    @CapitalPSY Год назад

    "I can't imagine someone rage-quitting this." Oh boy, that possibly won't age well.
    "They didn't mention the problem I have."...because that's not a problem to them, Dave. Just like how some issues others have with it mean nothing to you.
    He just loves to be contrarian and always acts like criticism of a game is a direct attack on him (because in his mind, if a game is good, people will watch him and bad press on a game means no one will watch him). Now watch, once the donations have dried up, and the game gets moderately difficult towards the end, he'll start complaining and start agreeing with the criticism (but because coming from him now, it's valid). After all, he's already started slamming the devs hard on how the checkpoints work.